dinner,consideringtheprice。NexttotheprovincialInnsofFrance,withthegreatchurch—towerrisingabovethecourtyard,thehorse—bellsjinglingmerrilyupanddownthestreetbeyond,andtheclocksofalldescriptionsinalltherooms,whichareneverright,unlesstakenatthepreciseminutewhen,bygettingexactlytwelvehourstoofastortooslow,theyunintentionallybecomeso。AwayI
went,next,tothelesserroadsideInnsofItaly;whereallthedirtyclothesinthehouse(notinwear)arealwayslyinginyouranteroom;wherethemosquitoesmakearaisinpuddingofyourfaceinsummer,andthecoldbitesitblueinwinter;whereyougetwhatyoucan,andforgetwhatyoucan’t:whereIshouldagainliketobeboilingmyteainapocket—handkerchiefdumpling,forwantofateapot。SototheoldpalaceInnsandoldmonasteryInns,intownsandcitiesofthesamebrightcountry;withtheirmassivequadrangularstaircases,whenceyoumaylookfromamongclusteringpillarshighintothebluevaultofheaven;withtheirstatelybanqueting—rooms,andvastrefectories;withtheirlabyrinthsofghostlybedchambers,andtheirglimpsesintogorgeousstreetsthathavenoappearanceofrealityorpossibility。SotothecloselittleInnsoftheMalariadistricts,withtheirpaleattendants,andtheirpeculiarsmellofneverlettingintheair。SototheimmensefantasticInnsofVenice,withthecryofthegondolierbelow,asheskimsthecorner;thegripofthewateryodoursononeparticularlittlebitofthebridgeofyournose(whichisneverreleasedwhileyoustaythere);andthegreatbellofSt。Mark’sCathedraltollingmidnight。NextIputupforaminuteattherestlessInnsupontheRhine,whereyourgoingtobed,nomatteratwhathour,appearstobethetocsinforeverybodyelse’sgettingup;
andwhere,inthetable—d’hoteroomattheendofthelongtable(withseveralTowersofBabelonitattheotherend,allmadeofwhiteplates),oneknotofstoutishmen,entirelydressedinjewelsanddirt,andhavingnothingelseuponthem,willremainallnight,clinkingglasses,andsingingabouttheriverthatflows,andthegrapethatgrows,andRhinewinethatbeguiles,andRhinewomanthatsmilesandhidrinkdrinkmyfriendandhodrinkdrinkmybrother,andalltherestofit。Idepartedthence,asamatterofcourse,tootherGermanInns,wherealltheeatablesaresoddeneddowntothesameflavour,andwherethemindisdisturbedbytheapparitionofhotpuddings,andboiledcherries,sweetandslab,atawfullyunexpectedperiodsoftherepast。Afteradraughtofsparklingbeerfromafoamingglassjug,andaglanceofrecognitionthroughthewindowsofthestudentbeer—housesatHeidelbergandelsewhere,I
putouttoseafortheInnsofAmerica,withtheirfourhundredbedsapiece,andtheireightorninehundredladiesandgentlemenatdinnereveryday。AgainIstoodinthebar—roomsthereof,takingmyeveningcobbler,julep,sling,orcocktail。AgainIlistenedtomyfriendtheGeneral,——whomIhadknownforfiveminutes,inthecourseofwhichperiodhehadmademeintimateforlifewithtwoMajors,whoagainhadmademeintimateforlifewiththreeColonels,whoagainhadmademebrothertotwenty—twocivilians,——again,I
say,IlistenedtomyfriendtheGeneral,leisurelyexpoundingtheresourcesoftheestablishment,astogentlemen’smorning—room,sir;
ladies’morning—room,sir;gentlemen’sevening—room,sir;ladies’
evening—room,sir;ladies’andgentlemen’seveningreuniting—room,sir;music—room,sir;reading—room,sir;overfourhundredsleeping—
rooms,sir;andtheentireplannedandfinitedwithintwelvecalendarmonthsfromthefirstclearingoffoftheoldencumbrancesontheplot,atacostoffivehundredthousanddollars,sir。AgainIfound,astomyindividualwayofthinking,thatthegreater,themoregorgeous,andthemoredollaroustheestablishmentwas,thelessdesirableitwas。Nevertheless,againIdrankmycobbler,julep,sling,orcocktail,inallgood—will,tomyfriendtheGeneral,andmyfriendstheMajors,Colonels,andciviliansall;
fullwellknowingthat,whateverlittlemotesmybeamyeyesmayhavedescriedintheirs,theybelongtoakind,generous,large—hearted,andgreatpeople。
Ihadbeengoingonlatelyataquickpacetokeepmysolitudeoutofmymind;buthereIbrokedownforgood,andgaveupthesubject。
WhatwasItodo?Whatwastobecomeofme?IntowhatextremitywasIsubmissivelytosink?Supposingthat,likeBaronTrenck,I
lookedoutforamouseorspider,andfoundone,andbeguiledmyimprisonmentbytrainingit?Eventhatmightbedangerouswithaviewtothefuture。Imightbesofargonewhentheroaddidcometobecutthroughthesnow,that,onmywayforth,Imightburstintotears,andbeseech,liketheprisonerwhowasreleasedinhisoldagefromtheBastille,tobetakenbackagaintothefivewindows,thetencurtains,andthesinuousdrapery。
Adesperateideacameintomyhead。UnderanyothercircumstancesI
shouldhaverejectedit;but,inthestraitatwhichIwas,Ihelditfast。CouldIsofarovercometheinherentbashfulnesswhichwithheldmefromthelandlord’stableandthecompanyImightfindthere,astocalluptheBoots,andaskhimtotakeachair,——andsomethinginaliquidform,——andtalktome?Icould,Iwould,I
did。
SECONDBRANCH——THEBOOTS
Wherehadhebeeninhistime?herepeated,whenIaskedhimthequestion。Lord,hehadbeeneverywhere!Andwhathadhebeen?
Blessyou,hehadbeeneverythingyoucouldmentiona’most!
Seenagooddeal?Why,ofcoursehehad。Ishouldsayso,hecouldassureme,ifIonlyknewaboutatwentiethpartofwhathadcomeinhisway。Why,itwouldbeeasierforhim,heexpected,totellwhathehadn’tseenthanwhathehad。Ah!Adeal,itwould。
Whatwasthecuriousestthinghehadseen?Well!Hedidn’tknow。
Hecouldn’tmomentlynamewhatwasthecuriousestthinghehadseen—
—unlessitwasaUnicorn,andheseehimonceataFair。Butsupposingayounggentlemannoteightyearoldwastorunawaywithafineyoungwomanofseven,mightIthinkthataqueerstart?
Certainly。Thenthatwasastartashehimselfhadhadhisblessedeyeson,andhehadcleanedtheshoestheyrunawayin——andtheywassolittlethathecouldn’tgethishandinto’em。
MasterHarryWalmers’father,yousee,helivedattheElmses,downawaybyShooter’sHillthere,sixorsevenmilesfromLunnon。Hewasagentlemanofspirit,andgood—looking,andheldhisheadupwhenhewalked,andhadwhatyoumaycallFireabouthim。Hewrotepoetry,andherode,andheran,andhecricketed,andhedanced,andheacted,andhedoneitallequallybeautiful。HewasuncommonproudofMasterHarryaswashisonlychild;buthedidn’tspoilhimneither。Hewasagentlemanthathadawillofhisownandaeyeofhisown,andthatwouldbeminded。Consequently,thoughhemadequiteacompanionofthefinebrightboy,andwasdelightedtoseehimsofondofreadinghisfairybooks,andwasnevertiredofhearinghimsaymynameisNorval,orhearinghimsinghissongsaboutYoungMayMoonsisbeaminglove,andWhenheasadorestheehasleftbutthename,andthat;stillhekeptthecommandoverthechild,andthechildwasachild,andit’stobewishedmoreof’emwas!
HowdidBootshappentoknowallthis?Why,throughbeingunder—
gardener。Ofcoursehecouldn’tbeunder—gardener,andbealwaysabout,inthesummer—time,nearthewindowsonthelawn,amowing,andsweeping,andweeding,andpruning,andthisandthat,withoutgettingacquaintedwiththewaysofthefamily。EvensupposingMasterHarryhadn’tcometohimonemorningearly,andsaid,\"Cobbs,howshouldyouspellNorah,ifyouwasasked?\"andthenbegancuttingitinprintalloverthefence。
Hecouldn’tsayhehadtakenparticularnoticeofchildrenbeforethat;butreallyitwasprettytoseethemtwomitesagoingabouttheplacetogether,deepinlove。Andthecourageoftheboy!
Blessyoursoul,he’dhavethrowedoffhislittlehat,andtuckeduphislittlesleeves,andgoneinataLion,hewould,iftheyhadhappenedtomeetone,andshehadbeenfrightenedofhim。Onedayhestops,alongwithher,whereBootswashoeingweedsinthegravel,andsays,speakingup,\"Cobbs,\"hesays,\"Ilikeyou。\"\"Doyou,sir?I’mproudtohearit。\"\"Yes,Ido,Cobbs。WhydoIlikeyou,doyouthink,Cobbs?\"\"Don’tknow,MasterHarry,Iamsure。\"
\"BecauseNorahlikesyou,Cobbs。\"\"Indeed,sir?That’sverygratifying。\"\"Gratifying,Cobbs?It’sbetterthanmillionsofthebrightestdiamondstobelikedbyNorah。\"\"Certainly,sir。\"
\"You’regoingaway,ain’tyou,Cobbs?\"\"Yes,sir。\"\"Wouldyoulikeanothersituation,Cobbs?\"\"Well,sir,Ishouldn’tobject,ifitwasagoodInn。\"\"Then,Cobbs,\"sayshe,\"youshallbeourHeadGardenerwhenwearemarried。\"Andhetucksher,inherlittlesky—
bluemantle,underhisarm,andwalksaway。
Bootscouldassuremethatitwasbetterthanapicter,andequaltoaplay,toseethembabies,withtheirlong,bright,curlinghair,theirsparklingeyes,andtheirbeautifullighttread,aramblingaboutthegarden,deepinlove。Bootswasofopinionthatthebirdsbelievedtheywasbirds,andkeptupwith’em,singingtoplease’em。SometimestheywouldcreepundertheTulip—tree,andwouldsittherewiththeirarmsroundoneanother’snecks,andtheirsoftcheekstouching,areadingaboutthePrinceandtheDragon,andthegoodandbadenchanters,andtheking’sfairdaughter。Sometimeshewouldhearthemplanningabouthavingahouseinaforest,keepingbeesandacow,andlivingentirelyonmilkandhoney。Oncehecameuponthembythepond,andheardMasterHarrysay,\"AdorableNorah,kissme,andsayyoulovemetodistraction,orI’lljumpinhead—
foremost。\"AndBootsmadenoquestionhewouldhavedoneitifshehadn’tcomplied。Onthewhole,Bootssaidithadatendencytomakehimfeelasifhewasinlovehimself——onlyhedidn’texactlyknowwhowith。
\"Cobbs,\"saidMasterHarry,oneevening,whenCobbswaswateringtheflowers,\"Iamgoingonavisit,thispresentMidsummer,tomygrandmamma’satYork。\"
\"Areyouindeed,sir?Ihopeyou’llhaveapleasanttime。IamgoingintoYorkshire,myself,whenIleavehere。\"
\"Areyougoingtoyourgrandmamma’s,Cobbs?\"
\"No,sir。Ihaven’tgotsuchathing。\"
\"Notasagrandmamma,Cobbs?\"
\"No,sir。\"
Theboylookedonatthewateringoftheflowersforalittlewhile,andthensaid,\"Ishallbeverygladindeedtogo,Cobbs,——Norah’sgoing。\"
\"You’llbeallrightthen,sir,\"saysCobbs,\"withyourbeautifulsweetheartbyyourside。\"
\"Cobbs,\"returnedtheboy,flushing,\"Ineverletanybodyjokeaboutit,whenIcanpreventthem。\"
\"Itwasn’tajoke,sir,\"saysCobbs,withhumility,——\"wasn’tsomeant。\"
\"Iamgladofthat,Cobbs,becauseIlikeyou,youknow,andyou’regoingtolivewithus。——Cobbs!\"
\"Sir。\"
\"WhatdoyouthinkmygrandmammagivesmewhenIgodownthere?\"
\"Icouldn’tsomuchasmakeaguess,sir。\"
\"ABankofEnglandfive—poundnote,Cobbs。\"
\"Whew!\"saysCobbs,\"that’saspankingsumofmoney,MasterHarry。\"
\"Apersoncoulddoagooddealwithsuchasumofmoneyasthat,——
couldn’taperson,Cobbs?\"
\"Ibelieveyou,sir!\"
\"Cobbs,\"saidtheboy,\"I’lltellyouasecret。AtNorah’shouse,theyhavebeenjokingheraboutme,andpretendingtolaughatourbeingengaged,——pretendingtomakegameofit,Cobbs!\"
\"Such,sir,\"saysCobbs,\"isthedepravityofhumannatur。\"
Theboy,lookingexactlylikehisfather,stoodforafewminuteswithhisglowingfacetowardsthesunset,andthendepartedwith,\"Good—night,Cobbs。I’mgoingin。\"
IfIwastoaskBootshowithappenedthathewasa—goingtoleavethatplacejustatthatpresenttime,well,hecouldn’trightlyanswerme。Hedidsupposehemighthavestayedtheretillnowifhehadbeenanywaysinclined。But,yousee,hewasyoungerthen,andhewantedchange。That’swhathewanted,——change。Mr。Walmers,hesaidtohimwhenhegavehimnoticeofhisintentionstoleave,\"Cobbs,\"hesays,\"haveyouanythinktocomplainof?ImaketheinquirybecauseifIfindthatanyofmypeoplereallyhasanythinktocomplainof,IwishtomakeitrightifIcan。\"\"No,sir。\"saysCobbs;\"thankingyou,sir,IfindmyselfaswellsitiwatedhereasI
couldhopetobeanywheres。Thetruthis,sir,thatI’ma—goingtoseekmyfortun’。\"\"O,indeed,Cobbs!\"hesays;\"Ihopeyoumayfindit。\"AndBootscouldassureme——whichhedid,touchinghishairwithhisbootjack,asasaluteinthewayofhispresentcalling——
thathehadn’tfoundityet。
Well,sir!BootslefttheElmseswhenhistimewasup,andMasterHarry,hewentdowntotheoldlady’satYork,whicholdladywouldhavegiventhatchildtheteethoutofherhead(ifshehadhadany),shewassowrappedupinhim。WhatdoesthatInfantdo,——forInfantyoumaycallhimandbewithinthemark,——butcutawayfromthatoldlady’swithhisNorah,onaexpeditiontogotoGretnaGreenandbemarried!
Sir,BootswasatthisidenticalHolly—TreeInn(havingleftitseveraltimessincetobetterhimself,butalwayscomebackthroughonethingoranother),when,onesummerafternoon,thecoachdrivesup,andoutofthecoachgetsthemtwochildren。TheGuardsaystoourGovernor,\"Idon’tquitemakeouttheselittlepassengers,buttheyounggentleman’swordswas,thattheywastobebroughthere。\"
Theyounggentlemangetsout;handshisladyout;givestheGuardsomethingforhimself;saystoourGovernor,\"We’retostophereto—
night,please。Sitting—roomandtwobedroomswillberequired。
Chopsandcherry—puddingfortwo!\"andtucksher,inhersky—bluemantle,underhisarm,andwalksintothehousemuchbolderthanBrass。
Bootsleavesmetojudgewhattheamazementofthatestablishmentwas,whenthesetwotinycreaturesallalonebythemselveswasmarchedintotheAngel,——muchmoreso,whenhe,whohadseenthemwithouttheirseeinghim,givetheGovernorhisviewsoftheexpeditiontheywasupon。\"Cobbs,\"saystheGovernor,\"ifthisisso,ImustsetoffmyselftoYork,andquiettheirfriends’minds。
Inwhichcaseyoumustkeepyoureyeupon’em,andhumour’em,tillIcomeback。ButbeforeItakethesemeasures,Cobbs,Ishouldwishyoutofindfromthemselveswhetheryouropinioniscorrect。\"\"Sir,toyou,\"saysCobbs,\"thatshallbedonedirectly。\"
SoBootsgoesup—stairstotheAngel,andtherehefindsMasterHarryonae—normoussofa,——immenseatanytime,butlookingliketheGreatBedofWare,comparedwithhim,——adryingtheeyesofMissNorahwithhispocket—hankecher。Theirlittlelegswasentirelyofftheground,ofcourse,anditreallyisnotpossibleforBootstoexpresstomehowsmallthemchildrenlooked。
\"It’sCobbs!It’sCobbs!\"criesMasterHarry,andcomesrunningtohim,andcatchingholdofhishand。MissNorahcomesrunningtohimont’othersideandcatchingholdofhist’otherhand,andtheybothjumpforjoy。
\"Iseeyouagettingout,sir,\"saysCobbs。\"Ithoughtitwasyou。
IthoughtIcouldn’tbemistakeninyourheightandfigure。What’stheobjectofyourjourney,sir?——Matrimonial?\"
\"Wearegoingtobemarried,Cobbs,atGretnaGreen,\"returnedtheboy。\"Wehaverunawayonpurpose。Norahhasbeeninratherlowspirits,Cobbs;butshe’llbehappy,nowwehavefoundyoutobeourfriend。\"
\"Thankyou,sir,andthankyou,miss,\"saysCobbs,\"foryourgoodopinion。Didyoubringanyluggagewithyou,sir?\"
IfIwillbelieveBootswhenhegivesmehiswordandhonouruponit,theladyhadgotaparasol,asmelling—bottle,aroundandahalfofcoldbutteredtoast,eightpeppermintdrops,andahair—
brush,——seeminglyadoll’s。Thegentlemanhadgotabouthalfadozenyardsofstring,aknife,threeorfoursheetsofwriting—
paperfoldedupsurprisingsmall,aorange,andaChaneymugwithhisnameuponit。
\"Whatmaybetheexactnaturofyourplans,sir?\"saysCobbs。
\"Togoon,\"repliedtheboy,——whichthecourageofthatboywassomethingwonderful!——\"inthemorning,andbemarriedto—morrow。\"
\"Justso,sir,\"saysCobbs。\"Woulditmeetyourviews,sir,ifI
wastoaccompanyyou?\"
WhenCobbssaidthis,theybothjumpedforjoyagain,andcriedout,\"Oh,yes,yes,Cobbs!Yes!\"
\"Well,sir,\"saysCobbs。\"Ifyouwillexcusemyhavingthefreedomtogiveanopinion,whatIshouldrecommendwouldbethis。I’macquaintedwithapony,sir,which,putinapheaytonthatIcouldborrow,wouldtakeyouandMrs。HarryWalmers,Junior,(myselfdriving,ifyouapproved,)totheendofyourjourneyinaveryshortspaceoftime。Iamnotaltogethersure,sir,thatthisponywillbeatlibertyto—morrow,butevenifyouhadtowaitoverto—
morrowforhim,itmightbeworthyourwhile。Astothesmallaccounthere,sir,incaseyouwastofindyourselfrunningatallshort,thatdon’tsignify;becauseI’mapartproprietorofthisinn,anditcouldstandover。\"
Bootsassuresmethatwhentheyclappedtheirhands,andjumpedforjoyagain,andcalledhim\"GoodCobbs!\"and\"DearCobbs!\"andbentacrosshimtokissoneanotherinthedelightoftheirconfidinghearts,hefelthimselfthemeanestrascalfordeceiving’emthateverwasborn。
\"Isthereanythingyouwantjustatpresent,sir?\"saysCobbs,mortallyashamedofhimself。
\"Weshouldlikesomecakesafterdinner,\"answeredMasterHarry,foldinghisarms,puttingoutoneleg,andlookingstraightathim,\"andtwoapples,——andjam。Withdinnerweshouldliketohavetoast—and—water。ButNorahhasalwaysbeenaccustomedtohalfaglassofcurrantwineatdessert。AndsohaveI。\"
\"Itshallbeorderedatthebar,sir,\"saysCobbs;andawayhewent。
Bootshasthefeelingasfreshuponhimatthisminuteofspeakingashehadthen,thathewouldfarratherhavehaditoutinhalf—a—
dozenroundswiththeGovernorthanhavecombinedwithhim;andthathewishedwithallhishearttherewasanyimpossibleplacewherethosetwobabiescouldmakeanimpossiblemarriage,andliveimpossiblyhappyeverafterwards。However,asitcouldn’tbe,hewentintotheGovernor’splans,andtheGovernorsetoffforYorkinhalfanhour。
Thewayinwhichthewomenofthathouse——withoutexception——everyoneof’em——marriedandsingle——tooktothatboywhentheyheardthestory,Bootsconsiderssurprising。Itwasasmuchashecoulddotokeep’emfromdashingintotheroomandkissinghim。Theyclimbedupallsortsofplaces,attheriskoftheirlives,tolookathimthroughapaneofglass。Theywassevendeepatthekeyhole。Theywasoutoftheirmindsabouthimandhisboldspirit。
Intheevening,Bootswentintotheroomtoseehowtherunawaycouplewasgettingon。Thegentlemanwasonthewindow—seat,supportingtheladyinhisarms。Shehadtearsuponherface,andwaslying,verytiredandhalfasleep,withherheaduponhisshoulder。
\"Mrs。HarryWalmers,Junior,fatigued,sir?\"saysCobbs。
\"Yes,sheistired,Cobbs;butsheisnotusedtobeawayfromhome,andshehasbeeninlowspiritsagain。Cobbs,doyouthinkyoucouldbringabiffin,please?\"
\"Iaskyourpardon,sir,\"saysCobbs。\"Whatwasityou——?\"
\"IthinkaNorfolkbiffinwouldrouseher,Cobbs。Sheisveryfondofthem。\"
Bootswithdrewinsearchoftherequiredrestorative,andwhenhebroughtitin,thegentlemanhandedittothelady,andfedherwithaspoon,andtookalittlehimself;theladybeingheavywithsleep,andrathercross。\"Whatshouldyouthink,sir,\"saysCobbs,\"ofachambercandlestick?\"Thegentlemanapproved;thechambermaidwentfirst,upthegreatstaircase;thelady,inhersky—bluemantle,followed,gallantlyescortedbythegentleman;thegentlemanembracedheratherdoor,andretiredtohisownapartment,whereBootssoftlylockedhimup。
Bootscouldn’tbutfeelwithincreasedacutenesswhatabasedeceiverhewas,whentheyconsultedhimatbreakfast(theyhadorderedsweetmilk—and—water,andtoastandcurrantjelly,over—
night)aboutthepony。Itreallywasasmuchashecoulddo,hedon’tmindconfessingtome,tolookthemtwoyoungthingsintheface,andthinkwhatawickedoldfatheroflieshehadgrownuptobe。Howsomever,hewentonalyinglikeaTrojanaboutthepony。
Hetold’emthatitdidsounfortunatelyhappenthattheponywashalfclipped,yousee,andthathecouldn’tbetakenoutinthatstate,forfearitshouldstriketohisinside。Butthathe’dbefinishedclippinginthecourseoftheday,andthatto—morrowmorningateighto’clockthepheaytonwouldbeready。Boots’sviewofthewholecase,lookingbackonitinmyroom,is,thatMrs。
HarryWalmers,Junior,wasbeginningtogivein。Shehadn’thadherhaircurledwhenshewenttobed,andshedidn’tseemquiteuptobrushingitherself,anditsgettinginhereyesputherout。ButnothingputoutMasterHarry。Hesatbehindhisbreakfast—cup,atearingawayatthejelly,asifhehadbeenhisownfather。
Afterbreakfast,Bootsisinclinedtoconsiderthattheydrawedsoldiers,——atleast,heknowsthatmanysuchwasfoundinthefire—
place,allonhorseback。Inthecourseofthemorning,MasterHarryrangthebell,——itwassurprisinghowthatthereboydidcarryon,——
andsaid,inasprightlyway,\"Cobbs,isthereanygoodwalksinthisneighbourhood?\"
\"Yes,sir,\"saysCobbs。\"There’sLoveLane。\"
\"Getoutwithyou,Cobbs!\"——thatwasthatthereboy’sexpression,——
\"you’rejoking。\"
\"Beggingyourpardon,sir,\"saysCobbs,\"therereallyisLoveLane。
Andapleasantwalkitis,andproudshallIbetoshowittoyourselfandMrs。HarryWalmers,Junior。\"
\"Norah,dear,\"saidMasterHarry,\"thisiscurious。WereallyoughttoseeLoveLane。Putonyourbonnet,mysweetestdarling,andwewillgotherewithCobbs。\"
BootsleavesmetojudgewhataBeasthefelthimselftobe,whenthatyoungpairtoldhim,astheyallthreejoggedalongtogether,thattheyhadmadeuptheirmindstogivehimtwothousandguineasayearashead—gardener,onaccountsofhisbeingsotrueafriendto’em。Bootscouldhavewishedatthemomentthattheearthwouldhaveopenedandswallowedhimup,hefeltsomean,withtheirbeamingeyesalookingathim,andbelievinghim。Well,sir,heturnedtheconversationaswellashecould,andhetook’emdownLoveLanetothewater—meadows,andthereMasterHarrywouldhavedrownedhimselfinhalfamomentmore,agettingoutawater—lilyforher,——butnothingdauntedthatboy。Well,sir,theywastiredout。Allbeingsonewandstrangeto’em,theywastiredastiredcouldbe。Andtheylaiddownonabankofdaisies,likethechildreninthewood,leastwaysmeadows,andfellasleep。
Bootsdon’tknow——perhapsIdo,——butnevermind,itdon’tsignifyeitherway——whyitmadeamanfittomakeafoolofhimselftoseethemtwoprettybabiesalyingthereintheclearstillsunnyday,notdreaminghalfsohardwhentheywasasleepastheydonewhentheywasawake。But,Lord!whenyoucometothinkofyourself,youknow,andwhatagameyouhavebeenuptoeversinceyouwasinyourowncradle,andwhatapoorsortofachapyouare,andhowit’salwayseitherYesterdaywithyou,orelseTo—morrow,andneverTo—
day,that’swhereitis!
Well,sir,theywokeupatlast,andthenonethingwasgettingprettycleartoBoots,namely,thatMrs。HarryWalmerses,Junior’s,temperwasonthemove。WhenMasterHarrytookherroundthewaist,shesaidhe\"teasedherso;\"andwhenhesays,\"Norah,myyoungMayMoon,yourHarryteaseyou?\"shetellshim,\"Yes;andIwanttogohome!\"
Abiledfowl,andbakedbread—and—butterpudding,broughtMrs。
Walmersupalittle;butBootscouldhavewished,hemustprivatelyowntome,tohaveseenhermoresensibleofthewoiceoflove,andlessabandoningofherselftocurrants。However,MasterHarry,hekeptup,andhisnobleheartwasasfondasever。Mrs。Walmersturnedverysleepyaboutdusk,andbegantocry。Therefore,Mrs。
Walmerswentofftobedasperyesterday;andMasterHarrydittorepeated。
AboutelevenortwelveatnightcomesbacktheGovernorinachaise,alongwithMr。Walmersandaelderlylady。Mr。Walmerslooksamusedandveryserious,bothatonce,andsaystoourmissis,\"Wearemuchindebtedtoyou,ma’am,foryourkindcareofourlittlechildren,whichwecanneversufficientlyacknowledge。Pray,ma’am,whereismyboy?\"Ourmississays,\"Cobbshasthedearchildincharge,sir。
Cobbs,showForty!\"ThenhesaystoCobbs,\"Ah,Cobbs,Iamgladtoseeyou!Iunderstoodyouwashere!\"AndCobbssays,\"Yes,sir。
Yourmostobedient,sir。\"
ImaybesurprisedtohearBootssayit,perhaps;butBootsassuresmethathisheartbeatlikeahammer,goingup—stairs。\"Ibegyourpardon,sir,\"sayshe,whileunlockingthedoor;\"IhopeyouarenotangrywithMasterHarry。ForMasterHarryisafineboy,sir,andwilldoyoucreditandhonour。\"AndBootssignifiestome,that,ifthefineboy’sfatherhadcontradictedhiminthedaringstateofmindinwhichhethenwas,hethinksheshouldhave\"fetchedhimacrack,\"andtakentheconsequences。
ButMr。Walmersonlysays,\"No,Cobbs。No,mygoodfellow。Thankyou!\"And,thedoorbeingopened,goesin。
Bootsgoesintoo,holdingthelight,andheseesMr。Walmersgouptothebedside,bendgentlydown,andkissthelittlesleepingface。
Thenhestandslookingatitforaminute,lookingwonderfullylikeit(theydosayheranawaywithMrs。Walmers);andthenhegentlyshakesthelittleshoulder。
\"Harry,mydearboy!Harry!\"
MasterHarrystartsupandlooksathim。LooksatCobbstoo。Suchisthehonourofthatmite,thathelooksatCobbs,toseewhetherhehasbroughthimintotrouble。
\"Iamnotangry,mychild。Ionlywantyoutodressyourselfandcomehome。\"
\"Yes,pa。\"
MasterHarrydresseshimselfquickly。Hisbreastbeginstoswellwhenhehasnearlyfinished,anditswellsmoreandmoreashestands,atlast,alookingathisfather:hisfatherstandingalookingathim,thequietimageofhim。
\"PleasemayI\"——thespiritofthatlittlecreatur,andthewayhekepthisrisingtearsdown!——\"please,dearpa——mayI——kissNorahbeforeIgo?\"
\"Youmay,mychild。\"
SohetakesMasterHarryinhishand,andBootsleadsthewaywiththecandle,andtheycometothatotherbedroom,wheretheelderlyladyisseatedbythebed,andpoorlittleMrs。HarryWalmers,Junior,isfastasleep。Therethefatherliftsthechilduptothepillow,andhelayshislittlefacedownforaninstantbythelittlewarmfaceofpoorunconsciouslittleMrs。HarryWalmers,Junior,andgentlydrawsittohim,——asightsotouchingtothechambermaidswhoarepeepingthroughthedoor,thatoneofthemcallsout,\"It’sashametopart’em!\"Butthischambermaidwasalways,asBootsinformsme,asoft—heartedone。Notthattherewasanyharminthatgirl。Farfromit。
Finally,Bootssays,that’sallaboutit。Mr。Walmersdroveawayinthechaise,havingholdofMasterHarry’shand。TheelderlyladyandMrs。HarryWalmers,Junior,thatwasnevertobe(shemarriedaCaptainlongafterwards,anddiedinIndia),wentoffnextday。Inconclusion,BootsputittomewhetherIholdwithhimintwoopinions:firstly,thattherearenotmanycouplesontheirwaytobemarriedwhoarehalfasinnocentofguileasthosetwochildren;
secondly,thatitwouldbeajollygoodthingforagreatmanycouplesontheirwaytobemarried,iftheycouldonlybestoppedintime,andbroughtbackseparately。
THIRDBRANCH——THEBILL
Ihadbeensnowedupawholeweek。Thetimehadhungsolightlyonmyhands,thatIshouldhavebeeningreatdoubtofthefactbutforapieceofdocumentaryevidencethatlayuponmytable。
Theroadhadbeendugoutofthesnowonthepreviousday,andthedocumentinquestionwasmybill。Ittestifiedemphaticallytomyhavingeatenanddrunk,andwarmedmyself,andsleptamongtheshelteringbranchesoftheHolly—Tree,sevendaysandnights。
Ihadyesterdayallowedtheroadtwenty—fourhourstoimproveitself,findingthatIrequiredthatadditionalmarginoftimeforthecompletionofmytask。IhadorderedmyBilltobeuponthetable,andachaisetobeatthedoor,\"ateighto’clockto—morrowevening。\"Itwaseighto’clockto—morroweveningwhenIbuckledupmytravellingwriting—deskinitsleathercase,paidmyBill,andgotonmywarmcoatsandwrappers。Ofcourse,notimenowremainedformytravellingontoaddafrozenteartotheicicleswhichweredoubtlesshangingplentifullyaboutthefarmhousewhereIhadfirstseenAngela。WhatIhadtodowastogetacrosstoLiverpoolbytheshortestopenroad,theretomeetmyheavybaggageandembark。Itwasquiteenoughtodo,andIhadnotanhourtoomuchtimetodoitin。
IhadtakenleaveofallmyHolly—Treefriends——almost,forthetimebeing,ofmybashfulnesstoo——andwasstandingforhalfaminuteattheInndoorwatchingtheostlerashetookanotherturnatthecordwhichtiedmyportmanteauonthechaise,whenIsawlampscomingdowntowardstheHolly—Tree。Theroadwassopaddedwithsnowthatnowheelswereaudible;butallofuswhowerestandingattheInndoorsawlampscomingon,andatalivelyratetoo,betweenthewallsofsnowthathadbeenheapeduponeithersideofthetrack。
Thechambermaidinstantlydivinedhowthecasestood,andcalledtotheostler,\"Tom,thisisaGretnajob!\"Theostler,knowingthathersexinstinctivelyscentedamarriage,oranythinginthatdirection,rusheduptheyardbawling,\"Nextfourout!\"andinamomentthewholeestablishmentwasthrownintocommotion。
Ihadamelancholyinterestinseeingthehappymanwholovedandwasbeloved;andtherefore,insteadofdrivingoffatonce,I
remainedattheInndoorwhenthefugitivesdroveup。Abright—eyedfellow,muffledinamantle,jumpedoutsobrisklythathealmostoverthrewme。Heturnedtoapologise,and,byheaven,itwasEdwin!
\"Charley!\"saidhe,recoiling。\"Graciouspowers,whatdoyoudohere?\"
\"Edwin,\"saidI,recoiling,\"graciouspowers,whatdoyoudohere?\"
IstruckmyforeheadasIsaidit,andaninsupportableblazeoflightseemedtoshootbeforemyeyes。
Hehurriedmeintothelittleparlour(alwayskeptwithaslowfireinitandnopoker),wherepostingcompanywaitedwhiletheirhorseswereputtingto,and,shuttingthedoor,said:
\"Charley,forgiveme!\"
\"Edwin!\"Ireturned。\"Wasthiswell?WhenIlovedhersodearly!
WhenIhadgarneredupmyheartsolong!\"Icouldsaynomore。
HewasshockedwhenhesawhowmovedIwas,andmadethecruelobservation,thathehadnotthoughtIshouldhavetakenitsomuchtoheart。
Ilookedathim。Ireproachedhimnomore。ButIlookedathim。
\"Mydear,dearCharley,\"saidhe,\"don’tthinkillofme,Ibeseechyou!Iknowyouhavearighttomyutmostconfidence,and,believeme,youhaveeverhadituntilnow。Iabhorsecrecy。Itsmeannessisintolerabletome。ButIandmydeargirlhaveobserveditforyoursake。\"
Heandhisdeargirl!Itsteeledme。
\"Youhaveobserveditformysake,sir?\"saidI,wonderinghowhisfrankfacecouldfaceitoutso。
\"Yes!——andAngela’s,\"saidhe。
Ifoundtheroomreelingroundinanuncertainway,likealabouring,humming—top。\"Explainyourself,\"saidI,holdingonbyonehandtoanarm—chair。
\"DearolddarlingCharley!\"returnedEdwin,inhiscordialmanner,\"consider!WhenyouweregoingonsohappilywithAngela,whyshouldIcompromiseyouwiththeoldgentlemanbymakingyouapartytoourengagement,and(afterhehaddeclinedmyproposals)tooursecretintention?Surelyitwasbetterthatyoushouldbeablehonourablytosay,’Henevertookcounselwithme,nevertoldme,neverbreathedawordofit。’IfAngelasuspectedit,andshowedmeallthefavourandsupportshecould——Godblessherforapreciouscreatureandapricelesswife!——Icouldn’thelpthat。NeitherInorEmmelineevertoldher,anymorethanwetoldyou。Andforthesamegoodreason,Charley;trustme,forthesamegoodreason,andnootheruponearth!\"
EmmelinewasAngela’scousin。Livedwithher。Hadbeenbroughtupwithher。Washerfather’sward。Hadproperty。
\"Emmelineisinthechaise,mydearEdwin!\"saidI,embracinghimwiththegreatestaffection。
\"Mygoodfellow!\"saidhe,\"doyousupposeIshouldbegoingtoGretnaGreenwithouther?\"
IranoutwithEdwin,Iopenedthechaisedoor,ItookEmmelineinmyarms,Ifoldedhertomyheart。Shewaswrappedinsoftwhitefur,likethesnowylandscape:butwaswarm,andyoung,andlovely。
Iputtheirleaderstowithmyownhands,Igavetheboysafive—
poundnoteapiece,Icheeredthemastheydroveaway,IdrovetheotherwaymyselfashardasIcouldpelt。
IneverwenttoLiverpool,IneverwenttoAmerica,IwentstraightbacktoLondon,andImarriedAngela。Ihaveneveruntilthistime,eventoher,disclosedthesecretofmycharacter,andthemistrustandthemistakenjourneyintowhichitledme。Whenshe,andthey,andoureightchildrenandtheirseven——ImeanEdwinandEmmeline’s,whoseoldestgirlisoldenoughnowtowearwhiteforherself,andtolookverylikehermotherinit——cometoreadthesepages,asofcoursetheywill,Ishallhardlyfailtobefoundoutatlast。
Nevermind!Icanbearit。IbeganattheHolly—Tree,byidleaccident,toassociatetheChristmastimeofyearwithhumaninterest,andwithsomeinquiryinto,andsomecarefor,thelivesofthosebywhomIfindmyselfsurrounded。IhopethatIamnonetheworseforit,andthatnoonenearmeorafaroffistheworseforit。AndIsay,MaythegreenHolly—Treeflourish,strikingitsrootsdeepintoourEnglishground,andhavingitsgerminatingqualitiescarriedbythebirdsofHeavenallovertheworld!