\"Getaway,willyou?\"saidhe。\"Idon’twantanyofyou,andIwon’thaveyou!IfyoutakeholdofmeI’llshootyou!\"ThiswassaidtoonespeciallyenergeticArab,who,inhiseffortstosecurehisprey,hadcaughtholdofMr。Damerbytheleg。
\"Yes,yes,Isay!Englishmenalwaystakeme;——me——me,andthennobreakhimleg。Yes——yes——yes;——Igo。Master,sayyes。Onlyoneleetletenshillings!\"
\"Abdallah!\"shoutedMr。Damer,\"whydon’tyoutakethismanaway?Whydon’tyoumakehimunderstandthatifallthePyramidsdependedonit,Iwouldnotgivehimsixpence!\"
AndthenAbdallah,thusinvoked,cameup,andexplainedtothemaninArabicthathewouldgainhisobjectmoresurelyifhewouldbehavehimselfalittlemorequietly;ahintwhichthemantookforoneminute,andforoneminuteonly。
AndthenpoorMrs。Damerrepliedtoanapplicationforbacksheishbythegiftofasixpence。Unfortunatewoman!Thewordbacksheishmeans,Ibelieve,agift;butithascomeinEgypttosignifymoney,andiseternallydinnedintotheearsofstrangersbyArabsuppliants。Mrs。
Dameroughttohaveknownbetter,as,duringthelastsixweeksshehadnevershownherfaceoutofShepheard’sHotelwithoutbeingpesteredforbacksheish;butshewastiredandweak,andfoolishlythoughttoridherselfofthemanwhowasannoyingher。
NosoonerhadthecoindroppedfromherhandintothatoftheArab,thanshewassurroundedbyaclusterofbeggars,wholoudlymadetheirpetitionsasthoughtheywould,eachofthem,individuallybeinjurediftreatedwithlessliberalitythanthatfirstcomer。Theytookholdofherdonkey,herbridle,hersaddle,herlegs,andatlastherarmsandhands,screamingforbacksheishinvoicesthatwereneithersweetnormild。
Inherdismayshedidgiveawaysundrysmallcoins——all,probably,thatshehadabouther;butthisonlymadethematterworse。Moneywasgoing,andeachman,bysufficientenergy,mighthopetogetsomeofit。Theywereveryenergetic,andsofrightenedthepoorladythatshewouldcertainlyhavefallen,hadshenotbeenkeptonherseatbythepressurearoundher。
\"Oh,dear!oh,dear!getaway,\"shecried。\"Ihaven’tgotanymore;
indeedIhaven’t。Goaway,Itellyou!Mr。Damer!oh,Mr。Damer!\"andthen,intheexcessofheragony,sheutteredoneloud,long,andcontinuousshriek。
UpcameMr。Damer;upcameAbdallah;upcameM。Delabordeau;upcameMr。Ingram,andatlastshewasrescued。\"Youshouldn’tgoawayandleavemetothemercyofthesenastypeople。AstothatAbdallah,heisofnousetoanybody。\"
\"Whyyoubodderdegoodlady,youdemblackguard?\"saidAbdallah,raisinghisstick,asthoughheweregoingtolaythemalllowwithablow。\"Nowyougetnoting,youtief!\"
TheArabsforamomentretiredtoalittledistance,likefliesdrivenfromasugar—bowl;butitwaseasytoseethat,liketheflies,theywouldreturnatthefirstvacantmoment。
AndnowtheyhadreachedtheveryfootofthePyramidsandproceededtodismountfromtheirdonkeys。Theirintentionwasfirsttoascendtothetop,thentocomedowntotheirbanquet,andafterthattopenetrateintotheinterior。Andallthiswouldseemtobeeasyofperformance。ThePyramidisundoubtedlyhigh,butitissoconstructedastoadmitofclimbingwithoutdifficulty。Aladymountingitwouldundoubtedlyneedsomeassistance,butanymanpossessedofmoderateactivitywouldrequirenoaidatall。
Butourfriendswereatonceimbuedwiththetremendousnatureofthetaskbeforethem。AsheikhoftheArabscameforth,whocommunicatedwiththemthroughAbdallah。Theworkcouldbedone,nodoubt,hesaid;
butagreatmanymenwouldbewantedtoassist。EachladymusthavefourArabs,andeachgentlementhree;andthen,seeingthattheworkwouldbepeculiarlysevereonthisspecialday,eachofthesenumerousArabsmustberemuneratedbysomeverylargenumberofpiastres。
Mr。Damer,whowasbynomeansaclosemaninhismoneydealings,openedhiseyeswithsurprise,andmildlyexpostulated;M。Delabordeau,whowasratheraclosemaninhisreckonings,immediatelybuttoneduphisbreechespocketanddeclaredthatheshoulddeclinetomountthePyramidatallatthatprice;andthenMr。Ingramdescendedtothecombat。
Theprotestationsofthemenwerefearful。Theydeclared,withloudvoices,eageractions,andmanifoldEnglishoaths,thatanattemptwasbeingmadetorobthem。Theyhadarighttodemandthesumswhichtheywerecharging,anditwasashamethatEnglishgentlemenshouldcomeandtakethebreadoutoftheirmouths。Andsotheyscreeched,gesticulated,andswore,andfrightenedpoorMrs。Dameralmostintofits。
Butatlastitwassettledandawaytheystarted,thesheikhdeclaringthatthebargainhadbeenmadeatsolowarateastoleavehimnotonepiastreforhimself。EachmanhadanAraboneachsideofhim,andMissDawkinsandMissDamerhadeach,inaddition,onebehind。Mrs。
Damerwassofrightenedasaltogethertohavelostallambitiontoascend。Shesatbelowonafragmentofstone,withthethreedragomansstandingaroundherasguards;butevenwiththethreedragomanstheattacksonherweresofrequent,andasshedeclaredafterwardsshewassobewildered,thatsheneverhadtimetorememberthatshehadcometherefromEnglandtoseethePyramids,andthatshewasnowimmediatelyunderthem。
Theboys,utterlyignoringtheirguides,scrambledupquickerthantheArabscouldfollowthem。Mr。Damerstartedoffatapacewhichsoonbroughthimtotheendofhistether,andfromthatpointwasdraggedupbythesheerstrengthofhisassistants;therebyaccomplishingthewishesofthemen,whoinducetheirvictimstostartasrapidlyaspossible,inorderthattheymaysoonfindthemselveshelplessfromwantofwind。Mr。IngramendeavouredtoattachhimselftoFanny,andshewouldhavebeennothinglothtohavehimatherrighthandinsteadofthehideousbrown,shrieking,one—eyedArabwhotookholdofher。
Butitwassoonfoundthatanysucharrangementwasimpossible。Eachguidefeltthatifhelosthisownpeculiarholdhewouldlosehisprey,andheldon,therefore,withinvincibletenacity。MissDawkinslooked,too,asthoughshehadthoughttobeattendedtobysomeChristiancavalier,butnoChristiancavalierwasforthcoming。M。
Delabordeauwasthewisest,forhetookthematterquietly,didashewasbid,andallowedtheguidesnearlytocarryhimtothetopoftheedifice。
\"Ha!sothisisthetopofthePyramid,isit?\"saidMr。Damer,bringingouthiswordsonebyone,beingterriblyoutofbreath。\"Verywonderful,verywonderful,indeed!\"
\"Itiswonderful,\"saidMissDawkins,whosebreathhadnotfailedherintheleast,\"verywonderful,indeed!Onlythink,Mr。Damer,youmighttravelonfordaysanddays,tilldaysbecamemonths,throughthoseinterminablesands,andyetyouwouldnevercometotheendofthem。Isitnotquitestupendous?\"
\"Ah,yes,quite,——puff,puff\"——saidMr。Damerstrivingtoregainhisbreath。
Mr。Damerwasnowatherdisposal;weakandwornwithtoilandtravel,outofbreath,andwithhalfhismanhoodgone;ifevershemightprevailoverhimsoastoprocurefromhismouthanassenttothatNileproposition,itwouldbenow。Andafterall,thatNilepropositionwasthebestonenowbeforeher。ShedidnotquiteliketheideaofstartingoffacrosstheGreatDesertwithoutanylady,andwasnotsurethatshewaspreparedtobefalleninlovewithbyM。Delabordeau,evenifthereshouldultimatelybeanyreadinessonthepartofthatgentlemantoperformtheroleoflover。WithMr。Ingramthematterwasdifferent,norwasshesodiffidentofherowncharmsastothinkitaltogetherimpossiblethatshemightsucceed,intheteethofthatlittlechit,FannyDamer。ThatMr。IngramwouldjointhepartyuptheNileshehadverylittledoubt;andthentherewouldbeoneplaceleftforher。Shewouldthus,atanyrate,becomecommingledwithamostrespectablefamily,whomightbeofmaterialservicetoher。
ThusactuatedshecommencedanearnestattackuponMr。Damer。
\"Stupendous!\"shesaidagain,forshewasfondofrepeatingfavouritewords。\"WhatawondrousracemusthavebeenthoseEgyptiankingsofold!\"
\"Idaresaytheywere,\"saidMr。Damer,wipinghisbrowashesatuponalargeloosestone,afragmentlyingontheflattopofthePyramid,oneofthosestoneswithwhichthecompleteapexwasoncemade,orwasonceabouttobemade。
\"Amagnificentrace!sogiganticintheirconceptions!Theirideasaltogetheroverwhelmuspoor,insignificant,latter—daymortals。TheybuiltthesevastPyramids;butforus,itistaskenoughtoclimbtotheirtop。\"
\"Quiteenough,\"ejaculatedMr。Damer。
ButMr。Damerwouldnotalwaysremainweakandoutofbreath,anditwasabsolutelynecessaryforMissDawkinstohurryawayfromCheopsandhistomb,toThebesandKarnac。
\"AfterseeingthisitisimpossibleforanyonewithasparkofimaginationtoleaveEgyptwithoutgoingfarthera—field。\"
Mr。Damermerelywipedhisbrowandgrunted。ThisMissDawkinstookasasignalofweakness,andwentonwithhertaskperseveringly。
\"Formyself,Ihaveresolvedtogoup,atanyrate,asfarasAsouanandthefirstcataract。IhadthoughtofaccedingtothewishesofapartywhoaregoingacrosstheGreatDesertbyMountSinaitoJerusalem;butthekindnessofyourselfandMrs。Damerissogreat,andtheprospectofjoininginyourboatissopleasurable,thatIhavemadeupmymindtoacceptyourverykindoffer。\"
This,itwillbeacknowledged,wasboldonthepartofMissDawkins;
butwhatwillnotaudacityeffect?Tousetheslangofmodernlanguage,cheekcarrieseverythingnowadays。AndwhatevermayhavebeenMissDawkins’sdeficiencies,inthisvirtueshewasnotdeficient。
\"Ihavemadeupmymindtoacceptyourverykindoffer,\"shesaid,shiningonMr。Damerwithherblandestsmile。
Whatwasastout,breathless,perspiring,middle—agedgentlemantodoundersuchcircumstances?Mr。Damerwasamanwho,inmostmatters,hadhisownway。Thathiswifeshouldhavegivensuchaninvitationwithoutconsultinghim,was,heknew,quiteimpossible。ShewouldassoonhavethoughtofaskingallthoseArabguidestoaccompanythem。
NorwasittobethoughtofthatheshouldallowhimselftobekidnappedintosuchanarrangementbytheimpudenceofanyMissDawkins。Buttherewas,hefelt,adifficultyinansweringsuchapropositionfromayoungladywithadirectnegative,especiallywhilehewassoscantofbreath。Sohewipedhisbrowagain,andlookedather。
\"ButIcanonlyagreetothisononeunderstanding,\"continuedMissDawkins,\"andthatis,thatIamallowedtodefraymyownfullshareoftheexpenseofthejourney。\"
UponhearingthisMr。Damerthoughtthathesawhiswayoutofthewood。\"WhereverIgo,MissDawkins,Iamalwaysthepaymastermyself,\"
andthishecontrivedtosaywithsomesternness,palpitatingthoughhestillwas;andthesternnesswhichwasdeficientinhisvoiceheendeavouredtoputintohiscountenance。
ButhedidnotknowMissDawkins。\"Oh,Mr。Damer,\"shesaid,andasshespokehersmilebecamealmostblanderthanitwasbefore;\"oh,Mr。
Damer,Icouldnotthinkofsufferingyoutobesoliberal;Icouldnot,indeed。ButIshallbequitecontentthatyoushouldpayeverything,andletmesettlewithyouinonesumafterwards。\"
Mr。Damer’sbreathwasnowrathermoreunderhisowncommand。\"Iamafraid,MissDawkins,\"hesaid,\"thatMrs。Damer’sweakstateofhealthwillnotadmitofsuchanarrangement。\"
\"What,aboutthepaying?\"
\"Notonlyastothat,butweareafamilyparty,MissDawkins;andgreataswouldbethebenefitofyoursocietytoallofus,inMrs。
Damer’spresentstateofhealth,Iamafraid——inshort,youwouldnotfinditagreeable。——Andtherefore——\"thisheadded,seeingthatshewasstillabouttopersevere——\"Ifearthatwemustforegotheadvantageyouoffer。\"
Andthen,lookingintohisface,MissDawkinsdidperceivethatevenheraudacitywouldnotprevail。
\"Oh,verywell,\"shesaid,andmovingfromthestoneonwhichshehadbeensitting,shewalkedoff,carryingherheadveryhigh,toacornerofthePyramidfromwhichshecouldlookforthalonetowardsthesandsofLibya。
InthemeantimeanotherlittleoverturewasbeingmadeonthetopofthesamePyramid,——anoverturewhichwasnotreceivedquiteinthesamespirit。WhileMr。DamerwasrecoveringhisbreathforthesakeofansweringMissDawkins,MissDamerhadwalkedtothefurthercornerofthesquareplatformonwhichtheywereplaced,andtheresatherselfdownwithherfaceturnedtowardsCairo。PerhapsitwasnotsingularthatMr。Ingramshouldhavefollowedher。
ThiswouldhavebeenverywellifadozenArabshadnotalsofollowedthem。Butasthiswasthecase,Mr。Ingramhadtoplayhisgameundersomedifficulty。Hehadnosoonerseatedhimselfbesideherthantheycameandstooddirectlyinfrontoftheseat,shuttingouttheview,andbynomeansimprovingthefragranceoftheairaroundthem。
\"Andthis,then,MissDamer,willbeourlastexcursiontogether,\"hesaid,inhistenderest,softesttone。
\"DegoodEnglishmanwillgibdepoorArabonelittlebacksheish,\"saidanArab,puttingouthishandandshakingMr。Ingram’sshoulder。
\"Yes,yes,yes;himgibbacksheish,\"saidanother。
\"Himberrygoodman,\"saidathird,puttinguphisfilthyhand,andtouchingMr。Ingram’sface。
\"Andyoungladyberrygood,too;shegivebacksheishtopoorArab。\"
\"Yes,\"saidafourth,preparingtotakeasimilarlibertywithMissDamer。
ThiswastoomuchforMr。Ingram。Hehadalreadyusedverypositivelanguageinhisendeavourtoassurehistormentorsthattheywouldnotgetapiastrefromhim。Butthisonlychangedtheirsoftpersuasionsintothreats。Uponhearingwhich,anduponseeingwhatthemanattemptedtodoinhisendeavourtogetmoneyfromMissDamer,heraisedhisstick,andstruckfirstoneandthentheotherasviolentlyashecouldupontheirheads。
Anyordinarycivilisedmenwouldhavebeenstunnedbysuchblows,fortheyfellonthebareforeheadsoftheArabs;buttheobjectsoftheAmerican’swrathmerelyskulkedaway;andtheothers,convincedbytheonlyargumentswhichtheyunderstood,followedinpursuitofvictimswhomightbelesspugnacious。
Itishardforamantobeatoncetenderandpugnacious——tobesentimental,whileheisputtingforthhisphysicalstrengthwithalltheviolenceinhispower。Itisdifficult,also,forhimtobegentleinstantlyafterhavingbeeninarage。Sohechangedhistacticsatthemoment,andcametothepointatonceinamannerbefittinghispresentstateofmind。
\"Thosevilewretcheshaveputmeinsuchaheat,\"hesaid,\"thatI
hardlyknowwhatIamsaying。Butthefactisthis,MissDamer,I
cannotleaveCairowithoutknowing——。YouunderstandwhatImean,MissDamer。\"
\"IndeedIdonot,Mr。Ingram;exceptthatIamafraidyoumeannonsense。\"
\"Yes,youdo;youknowthatIloveyou。Iamsureyoumustknowit。
Atanyrateyouknowitnow。\"
\"Mr。Ingram,youshouldnottalkinsuchaway。\"
\"WhyshouldInot?Butthetruthis,Fanny,Icantalkinnootherway。Idoloveyoudearly。Canyoulovemewellenoughtogoandbemywifeinacountryfarawayfromyourown?\"
BeforesheleftthetopofthePyramidFannyDamerhadsaidthatshewouldtry。
Mr。Ingramwasnowaproudandhappyman,andseemedtothinkthestepsofthePyramidtoosmallforhiselasticenergy。ButFannyfearedthathertroublesweretocome。Therewaspapa——thatterriblebugbearonallsuchoccasions。Whatwouldpapasay?Shewassureherpapawouldnotallowhertomarryandgosofarawayfromherownfamilyandcountry。Forherself,shelikedtheAmericans——alwayshadlikedthem;
soshesaid;——woulddesirenothingbetterthantoliveamongthem。Butpapa!AndFannysighedasshefeltthatalltherecognisedmiseriesofayoungladyinlovewereabouttofalluponher。
Nevertheless,atherlover’sinstance,shepromised,anddeclared,intwentydifferentlovingphrases,thatnothingonearthshouldevermakeherfalsetoherloveortoherlover。
\"Fanny,whereareyou?Whyareyounotreadytocomedown?\"shoutedMr。Damer,notinthebestoftempers。Hefeltthathehadalmostbeenunkindtoanunprotectedfemale,andhisheartmisgavehim。AndyetitwouldhavemisgivenhimmorehadheallowedhimselftobeentrappedbyMissDawkins。
\"Iamquiteready,papa,\"saidFanny,runninguptohim——foritmaybeunderstoodthatthereisquiteroomenoughforayoungladytorunonthetopofthePyramid。
\"IamsureIdon’tknowwhereyouhavebeenallthetime,\"saidMr。
Damer;\"andwherearethosetwoboys?\"
FannypointedtothetopoftheotherPyramid,andtheretheywere,conspicuouswiththeirredcaps。
\"AndM。Delabordeau?\"
\"Oh!hehasgonedown,Ithink;——no,heistherewithMissDawkins。\"
AndintruthMissDawkinswasleaningonhisarmmostaffectionately,asshestoopedoverandlookeddownupontheruinsbelowher。
\"Andwhereisthatfellow,Ingram?\"saidMr。Damer,lookingabouthim。
\"Heisalwaysoutofthewaywhenhe’swanted。\"
TothisFannysaidnothing。Whyshouldshe?ShewasnotMr。Ingram’skeeper。
Andthentheyalldescended,eachagainwithhispropernumberofArabstohurryandembarrasshim;andtheyfoundMr。Dameratthebottom,likeapieceofsugarcoveredwithflies。ShewasheardtodeclareafterwardsthatshewouldnotgotothePyramidsagain,notiftheyweretobegiventoherforherself,asornamentsforhergarden。
ThepicniclunchamongthebigstonesatthefootofthePyramidwasnotaverygayaffair。MissDawkinstalkedmorethananyoneelse,beingdeterminedtoshowthatsheboreherdefeatgallantly。Herconversation,however,waschieflyaddressedtoM。Delabordeau,andheseemedtothinkmoreofhiscoldchickenandhamthanhedidofherwitandattention。
Fannyhardlyspokeaword。Therewasherfatherbeforeherandshecouldnoteat,muchlesstalk,asshethoughtofallthatshewouldhavetogothrough。WhatwouldhesaytotheideaofhavinganAmericanforason—in—law?
NorwasMr。Ingramverylively。Ayoungmanwhenhehasbeenjustaccepted,neverisso。Hishappinessunderthepresentcircumstanceswas,nodoubt,intense,butitwasofasilentnature。
Andthentheinteriorofthebuildinghadtobevisited。Totellthetruthnoneofthepartywouldhavecaredtoperformthisfeathaditnotbeenforthehonourofthething。TohavecomefromParis,NewYork,orLondon,tothePyramids,andthennottohavevisitedtheverytombofCheops,wouldhaveshownonthepartofallofthemanindifferencetosubjectsofinterestwhichwouldhavebeenaltogetherfataltotheircharacterastravellers。Andsoapartyfortheinteriorwasmadeup。
MissDamerwhenshesawtheaperturethroughwhichitwasexpectedthatsheshoulddescend,atoncedeclaredforstayingwithhermother。MissDawkins,however,wasenthusiasticforthejourney。\"Personswithsoverylittlecommandovertheirnervesmightreallyaswellstayathome,\"shesaidtoMr。Ingram,whogloweredatherdreadfullyforexpressingsuchanopinionabouthisFanny。
ThisentranceintothePyramidsisaterribletask,whichshouldbeundertakenbynolady。Thosewhoperformithavetocreepdown,andthentobedraggedup,throughinfinitedirt,foulsmells,andbadair;
andwhentheyhavedoneit,theyseenothing。ButtheydoearnthegratificationofsayingthattheyhavebeeninsideaPyramid。
\"Well,I’vedonethatonce,\"saidMr。Damer,comingout,\"andIdonotthinkthatanyonewillcatchmedoingitagain。Ineverwasinsuchafilthyplaceinmylife。\"
\"Oh,Fanny!Iamsogladyoudidnotgo;Iamsureitisnotfitforladies,\"saidpoorMrs。Damer,forgetfulofherfriendMissDawkins。
\"Ishouldhavebeenashamedofmyself,\"saidMissDawkins,bristlingup,andthrowingbackherheadasshestood,\"ifIhadallowedanyconsiderationtohavepreventedmyvisitingsuchaspot。Ifitbenotimproperformentogothere,howcanitbeimproperforwomen?\"
\"Ididnotsayimproper,mydear,\"saidMrs。Damer,apologetically。
\"Andasforthefatigue,whatcanawomanbeworthwhoisafraidtoencounterasmuchasIhavenowgonethroughforthesakeofvisitingthelastresting—placeofsuchakingasCheops?\"AndMissDawkins,asshepronouncedthelastwords,lookedroundherwithdisdainuponpoorFannyDamer。
\"ButImeantthedirt,\"saidMrs。Damer。
\"Dirt!\"ejaculatedMissDawkins,andthenwalkedaway。WhyshouldshenowsubmitherhightoneoffeelingtotheDamers,orwhycarelongerfortheirgoodopinion?Thereforeshescatteredcontemptaroundherassheejaculatedthelastword,\"dirt。\"
Andthenthereturnhome!\"IknowIshallnevergetthere,\"saidMrs。
Damer,lookingpiteouslyupintoherhusband’sface。
\"Nonsense,mydear;nonsense;youmustgetthere。\"Mrs。Damergroaned,andacknowledgedinherheartthatshemust,——eitherdeadoralive。
\"And,Jefferson,\"saidFanny,whispering——fortherehadbeenamomentsincetheirdescentinwhichshehadbeeninstructedtocallhimbyhisChristianname——\"nevermindtalkingtomegoinghome。Iwillridebymamma。Doyougowithpapaandputhimingoodhumour;andithesaysanythingaboutthelordsandthebishops,don’tyoucontradicthim,youknow。\"
Whatwillnotamandoforlove?Mr。Ingrampromised。
Andinthiswaytheystarted;thetwoboysledthevan;thencameMr。
DamerandMr。Ingram,unusuallyandunpatrioticallyacquiescentastoEngland’saristocraticpropensities;thenMissDawkinsriding,alas!
alone;afterher,M。Delabordeau,alsoalone,——theungallantFrenchman!
AndtherearwasbroughtupbyMrs。Damerandherdaughter,flankedoneachsidebyadragoman,withathirddragomanbehindthem。
AndinthisordertheywentbacktoCairo,ridingtheirdonkeys,andcrossingtheferrysolemnly,and,forthemostpart,silently。Mr。
Ingramdidtalk,ashehadanimportantobjectinview,——thatofputtingMr。Damerintoagoodhumour。
Inthishesucceededsowellthatbythetimetheyhadremounted,aftercrossingtheNile,Mr。Dameropenedhishearttohiscompaniononthesubjectthatwastroublinghim,andtoldhimallaboutMissDawkins。
\"Idon’tseewhyweshouldhaveacompanionthatwedon’tlikeforeightortenweeks,merelybecauseitseemsrudetorefusealady。\"
\"Indeed,Iagreewithyou,\"saidMr。Ingram;\"Ishouldcallitweak—
mindedtogivewayinsuchacase。\"
\"Mydaughterdoesnotlikeheratall,\"continuedMr。Damer。
\"NorwouldshebeanicecompanionforMissDamer;notaccordingtomywayofthinking,\"saidMr。Ingram。
\"Andastomyhavingaskedher,orMrs。Damerhavingaskedher!Why,Godblessmysoul,itispureinventiononthewoman’spart!\"
\"Ha!ha!ha!\"laughedMr。Ingram;\"Imustsaysheplayshergamewell;
butthensheisanoldsoldier,andhasthebenefitofexperience。\"
WhatwouldMissDawkinshavesaidhadsheknownthatMr。Ingramcalledheranoldsoldier?
\"Idon’tlikethekindofthingatall,\"saidMr。Damer,whowasveryseriousuponthesubject。\"YouseethepositioninwhichIamplaced。
Iamforcedtobeveryrude,or——\"
\"Idon’tcallitrudeatall。\"
\"Disobliging,then;orelseImusthaveallmycomfortinvadedandpleasuredestroyedby,by,by——\"AndMr。Damerpaused,beingatalossforanappropriatenameforMissDawkins。
\"Byanunprotectedfemale,\"suggestedMr。Ingram。
\"Yes,justso。Iamasfondofpleasantcompanyasanybody;butthenI
liketochooseitmyself。\"
\"SodoI,\"saidMr。Ingram,thinkingofhisownchoice。
\"Now,Ingram,ifyouwouldjoinus,weshouldbedelighted。\"
\"Uponmyword,sir,theofferistooflattering,\"saidIngram,hesitatingly;forhefeltthathecouldnotundertakesuchajourneyuntilMr。DamerknewonwhattermshestoodwithFanny。
\"Youareaterribledemocrat,\"saidMr。Damer,laughing;\"butthen,onthatmatter,youknow,wecouldagreetodiffer。\"
\"Exactlyso,\"saidMr。Ingram,whohadnotcollectedhisthoughtsormadeuphismindastowhathehadbettersayanddo,onthespurofthemoment。
\"Well,whatdoyousaytoit?\"saidMr。Damer,encouragingly。ButIngrampausedbeforeheanswered。
\"ForHeaven’ssake,mydearfellow,don’thavetheslightesthesitationinrefusing,ifyoudon’tliketheplan。\"
\"Thefactis,Mr。Damer,Ishouldlikeittoowell。\"
\"Likeittoowell?\"
\"Yes,sir,andImayaswelltellyounowaslater。Ihadintendedthiseveningtohaveaskedforyourpermissiontoaddressyourdaughter。\"
\"Godblessmysoul!\"saidMr。Damer,lookingasthoughatotallynewideahadnowbeenopenedtohim。
\"Andunderthesecircumstances,Iwillnowwaitandseewhetherornoyouwillrenewyouroffer。\"
\"Godblessmysoul!\"saidMr。Damer,again。Itoftendoesstrikeanoldgentlemanasveryoddthatanymanshouldfallinlovewithhisdaughter,whomhehasnotceasedtolookuponasachild。Thecaseisgenerallyquitedifferentwithmothers。Theyseemtothinkthateveryyoungmanmustfallinlovewiththeirgirls。
\"AndhaveyousaidanythingtoFannyaboutthis?\"askedMr。Damer。
\"Yes,sir,Ihaveherpermissiontospeaktoyou。\"
\"Godblessmysoul!\"saidMr。Damer;andbythistimetheyhadarrivedatShepheard’sHotel。
\"Oh,mamma,\"saidFanny,assoonasshefoundherselfalonewithhermotherthatevening,\"IhavesomethingthatImusttellyou。\"
\"Oh,Fanny,don’ttellmeanythingto—night,forIamagreatdealtootiredtolisten。\"
\"Butoh,mamma,pray;——youmustlistentothis;indeedyoumust。\"AndFannykneltdownathermother’sknee,andlookedbeseechinglyupintoherface。
\"Whatisit,Fanny?Youknowthatallmybonesaresore,andIamsotiredthatIamalmostdead。\"
\"Mamma,Mr。Ingramhas——\"
\"Haswhat,mydear?hashedoneanythingwrong?\"
\"No,mamma:buthehas;——hehasproposedtome。\"AndFanny,burstingintotears,hidherfaceinhermother’slap。
Andthusthestorywastoldonbothsidesofthehouse。Onthenextday,asamatterofcourse,allthedifficultiesanddangersofsuchamarriageasthatwhichwasnowprojectedwereinsistedonbybothfatherandmother。Itwasimproper;itwouldcauseaseveringofthefamilynottobethoughtof;itwouldbeanallianceofadangerousnature,andnotatallcalculatedtoinsurehappiness;and,inshort,itwasimpossible。Onthatday,therefore,theyallwenttobedveryunhappy。Butonthenextday,aswasalsoamatterofcourse,seeingthattherewerenopecuniarydifficulties,themotherandfatherweretalkedover,andMr。Ingramwasacceptedasason—in—law。ItneedhardlybesaidthattheofferofaplaceinMr。Damer’sboatwasagainmade,andthatonthisoccasionitwasacceptedwithouthesitation。
TherewasanAmericanProtestantclergymanresidentinCairo,withwhom,amongotherpersons,MissDawkinshadbecomeacquainted。UponthisgentlemanoruponhiswifeMissDawkinscalledafewdaysafterthejourneytothePyramid,andfindinghiminhisstudy,thusperformedherdutytoherneighbour,—
\"YouknowyourcountrymanMr。Ingram,Ithink?\"saidshe。
\"Oh,yes;veryintimately。\"
\"Ifyouhaveanyregardforhim,Mr。Burton,\"suchwasthegentleman’sname,\"Ithinkyoushouldputhimonhisguard。\"
\"Onhisguardagainstwhat?\"saidMr。Burtonwithaseriousair,fortherewassomethingseriousinthethreatofimpendingmisfortuneasconveyedbyMissDawkins。
\"Why,\"saidshe,\"thoseDamers,Ifear,aredangerouspeople。\"
\"Doyoumeanthattheywillborrowmoneyofhim?\"
\"Oh,no;notthat,exactly;buttheyareclearlysettingtheircapathim。\"
\"Settingtheircapathim?\"
\"Yes;thereisadaughter,youknow;alittlechitofathing;andI
fearMr。Ingrammaybecaughtbeforeheknowswhereheis。Itwouldbesuchapity,youknow。Heisgoinguptheriverwiththem,Ihear。
That,inhisplace,isveryfoolish。Theyaskedme,butIpositivelyrefused。\"
Mr。Burtonremarkedthat\"InsuchamatterasthatMr。Ingramwouldbeperfectlyabletotakecareofhimself。\"
\"Well,perhapsso;butseeingwhatwasgoingon,Ithoughtitmydutytotellyou。\"AndsoMissDawkinstookherleave。
Mr。IngramdidgouptheNilewiththeDamers,asdidanoldfriendoftheDamerswhoarrivedfromEngland。Andaverypleasanttriptheyhadofit。And,asfarasthepresenthistorianknows,thetwoloverswereshortlyafterwardsmarriedinEngland。
PoorMissDawkinswasleftinCairoforsometimeonherbeamends。
Butshewasoneofthosewhoarenoteasilyvanquished。AfteranintervaloftendaysshemadeacquaintancewithanIrishfamily——havingutterlyfailedinmovingthehardheartofM。Delabordeau——andwiththesesheproceededtoConstantinople。Theyconsistedoftwobrothersandasister,andwere,therefore,veryconvenientformatrimonialpurposes。Butnevertheless,whenIlastheardofMissDawkins,shewasstillanunprotectedfemale。