MissPupford’sassistantwiththeParisianaccent,mayberegardedasinsomesortaninspiredlady,forsheneverconversedwithaParisian,andwasneveroutofEngland——exceptonceinthepleasure—
boatLively,intheforeignwatersthatebbandflowtwomilesoffMargateathighwater。EvenunderthosegeographicallyfavourablecircumstancesfortheacquisitionoftheFrenchlanguageinitsutmostpolitenessandpurity,MissPupford’sassistantdidnotfullyprofitbytheopportunity;forthepleasure—boat,Lively,sostronglyasserteditstitletoitsnameonthatoccasion,thatshewasreducedtotheconditionoflyinginthebottomoftheboatpicklinginbrine——asifshewerebeingsalteddownfortheuseoftheNavy——undergoingatthesametimegreatmentalalarm,corporealdistress,andclear—starchingderangement。
WhenMissPupfordandherassistantfirstforegathered,isnotknowntomen,orpupils。But,itwaslongago。Abeliefwouldhaveestablisheditselfamongpupilsthatthetwooncewenttoschooltogether,wereitnotforthedifficultyandaudacityofimaginingMissPupfordbornwithoutmittens,andwithoutafront,andwithoutabitofgoldwireamongherfrontteeth,andwithoutlittledabsofpowderonherneatlittlefaceandnose。Indeed,wheneverMissPupfordgivesalittlelectureonthemythologyofthemisguidedheathens(alwayscarefullyexcludingCupidfromrecognition),andtellshowMinervasprang,perfectlyequipped,fromthebrainofJupiter,sheishalfsupposedtohint,\"SoImyselfcameintotheworld,completelyupinPinnock,Mangnall,Tables,andtheuseoftheGlobes。\"
Howbeit,MissPupfordandMissPupford’sassistantareoldoldfriends。Anditisthoughtbypupilsthat,afterpupilsaregonetobed,theyevencalloneanotherbytheirchristiannamesinthequietlittleparlour。For,onceuponatimeonathunderousafternoon,whenMissPupfordfaintedawaywithoutnotice,MissPupford’sassistant(neverheard,beforeorsince,toaddressherotherwisethanasMissPupford)rantoher,cryingout,\"MydearestEuphemia!\"AndEuphemiaisMissPupford’schristiannameonthesampler(datepickedout)hangingupintheCollege—hall,wherethetwopeacocks,terrifiedtodeathbysomeGermantextthatiswaddlingdown—hillafterthemoutofacottage,arescuttlingawaytohidetheirprofilesintwoimmensebean—stalksgrowingoutofflower—pots。
Also,thereisanotionlatentamongpupils,thatMissPupfordwasonceinlove,andthatthebelovedobjectstillmovesuponthisball。Also,thatheisapubliccharacter,andapersonageofvastconsequence。Also,thatMissPupford’sassistantknowsallaboutit。For,sometimesofanafternoonwhenMissPupfordhasbeenreadingthepaperthroughherlittlegoldeye—glass(itisnecessarytoreaditonthespot,astheboycallsforit,withill—
conditionedpunctuality,inanhour),shehasbecomeagitated,andhassaidtoherassistant\"G!\"ThenMissPupford’sassistanthasgonetoMissPupford,andMissPupfordhaspointedout,withhereye—glass,Ginthepaper,andthenMissPupford’sassistanthasreadaboutG,andhasshownsympathy。Sostimulatedhasthepupil—
mindbeeninitstimetocuriosityonthesubjectofG,thatonce,undertemporarycircumstancesfavourabletotheboldsally,onefearlesspupildidactuallyobtainpossessionofthepaper,andrangealloveritinsearchofG,whohadbeendiscoveredthereinbyMissPupfordnottenminutesbefore。ButnoGcouldbeidentified,exceptonecapitaloffenderwhohadbeenexecutedinastateofgreathardihood,anditwasnottobesupposedthatMissPupfordcouldeverhavelovedHIM。Besides,hecouldn’tbealwaysbeingexecuted。Besides,hegotintothepaperagain,alive,withinamonth。
Onthewhole,itissuspectedbythepupil—mindthatGisashortchubbyoldgentleman,withlittleblacksealing—waxbootsuptohisknees,whomasharplyobservantpupil,MissLinx,whensheoncewenttoTunbridgeWellswithMissPupfordfortheholidays,reportedonherreturn(privatelyandconfidentially)tohaveseencomecaperinguptoMissPupfordonthePromenade,andtohavedetectedintheactofsqueezingMissPupford’shand,andtohaveheardpronouncethewords,\"CruelEuphemia,everthine!\"——orsomethinglikethat。MissLinxhazardedaguessthathemightbeHouseofCommons,orMoneyMarket,orCourtCircular,orFashionableMovements;whichwouldaccountforhisgettingintothepapersooften。But,itwasfatallyobjectedbythepupil—mind,thatnoneofthosenotabilitiescouldpossiblybespeltwithaG。
Thereareotheroccasions,closelywatchedandperfectlycomprehendedbythepupil—mind,whenMissPupfordimpartswithmysterytoherassistantthatthereisspecialexcitementinthemorningpaper。Theseoccasionsare,whenMissPupfordfindsanoldpupilcomingoutundertheheadofBirths,orMarriages。
AffectionatetearsareinvariablyseeninMissPupford’smeeklittleeyeswhenthisisthecase;andthepupil—mind,perceivingthatitsorderhasdistinguisheditself——thoughthefactisnevermentionedbyMissPupford——becomeselevated,andfeelsthatitlikewiseisreservedforgreatness。
MissPupford’sassistantwiththeParisianaccenthasalittlemorebonethanMissPupford,butisofthesametrimorderlydiminutivecast,and,fromlongcontemplation,admiration,andimitationofMissPupford,hasgrownlikeher。BeingentirelydevotedtoMissPupford,andhavingaprettytalentforpencil—drawing,sheoncemadeaportraitofthatlady:whichwassoinstantlyidentifiedandhailedbythepupils,thatitwasdoneonstoneatfiveshillings。
Surelythesoftestandmilkieststonethateverwasquarried,receivedthatlikenessofMissPupford!Thelinesofherplacidlittlenosearesoundecidedinitthatstrangerstotheworkofartareobservedtobeexceedinglyperplexedastowherethenosegoesto,andinvoluntarilyfeeltheirownnosesinadisconcertedmanner。
MissPupfordbeingrepresentedinastateofdejectionatanopenwindow,ruminatingoverabowlofgoldfish,thepupil—mindhassettledthatthebowlwaspresentedbyG,andthathewreathedthebowlwithflowersofsoul,andthatMissPupfordisdepictedaswaitingforhimonamemorableoccasionwhenhewasbehindhistime。
TheapproachofthelastMidsummerholidayshadaparticularinterestforthepupil—mind,byreasonofitsknowingthatMissPupfordwasbidden,ontheseconddayofthoseholidays,tothenuptialsofaformerpupil。Asitwasimpossibletoconcealthefact——soextensivewerethedress—makingpreparations——MissPupfordopenlyannouncedit。But,shehelditduetoparentstomaketheannouncementwithanairofgentlemelancholy,asifmarriagewere(asindeeditexceptionallyhasbeen)ratheracalamity。Withanairofsoftenedresignationandpity,therefore,MissPupfordwentonwithherpreparations:andmeanwhilenopupileverwentup—
stairs,orcamedown,withoutpeepinginatthedoorofMissPupford’sbedroom(whenMissPupfordwasn’tthere),andbringingbacksomesurprisingintelligenceconcerningthebonnet。
Theextensivepreparationsbeingcompletedonthedaybeforetheholidays,anunanimousentreatywaspreferredtoMissPupfordbythepupil—mind——findingexpressionthroughMissPupford’sassistant——
thatshewoulddeigntoappearinallhersplendour。MissPupfordconsenting,presentedalovelyspectacle。Andalthoughtheoldestpupilwasbarelythirteen,everyoneofthesixbecameintwominutesperfectintheshape,cut,colour,price,andquality,ofeveryarticleMissPupfordwore。
Thusdelightfullyusheredin,theholidaysbegan。FiveofthesixpupilskissedlittleKittyKimmeenstwentytimesover(roundtotal,onehundredtimes,forshewasverypopular),andsowenthome。
MissKittyKimmeensremainedbehind,forherrelationsandfriendswereallinIndia,faraway。Aself—helpfulsteadylittlechildisMissKittyKimmeens:adimpledchildtoo,andaloving。
So,thegreatmarriage—daycame,andMissPupford,quiteasmuchflutteredasanybridecouldbe(G!thoughtMissKittyKimmeens),wentaway,splendidtobehold,inthecarriagethatwassentforher。ButnotMissPupfordonlywentaway;forMissPupford’sassistantwentawaywithher,onadutifulvisittoanageduncle——
thoughsurelythevenerablegentlemancouldn’tliveinthegalleryofthechurchwherethemarriagewastobe,thoughtMissKittyKimmeens——andyetMissPupford’sassistanthadletoutthatshewasgoingthere。Wherethecookwasgoing,didn’tappear,butshegenerallyconveyedtoMissKimmeensthatshewasbound,ratheragainstherwill,onapilgrimagetoperformsomepiousofficethatrenderednewribbonsnecessarytoherbestbonnet,andalsosandalstohershoes。
\"Soyousee,\"saidthehousemaid,whentheywereallgone,\"there’snobodyleftinthehousebutyouandme,MissKimmeens。\"
\"Nobodyelse,\"saidMissKittyKimmeens,shakinghercurlsalittlesadly。\"Nobody!\"
\"Andyouwouldn’tlikeyourBellatogotoo;wouldyou,MissKimmeens?\"saidthehousemaid。(ShebeingBella。)
\"N—no,\"answeredlittleMissKimmeens。
\"YourpoorBellaisforcedtostaywithyou,whethershelikesitornot;ain’tshe,MissKimmeens?\"
\"DON’Tyoulikeit?\"inquiredKitty。
\"Why,you’resuchadarling,Miss,thatitwouldbeunkindofyourBellatomakeobjections。Yetmybrother—in—lawhasbeentookunexpectedbadbythismorning’spost。AndyourpoorBellaismuchattachedtohim,lettingaloneherfavouritesister,MissKimmeens。\"
\"Isheveryill?\"askedlittleKitty。
\"YourpoorBellahasherfearsso,MissKimmeens,\"returnedthehousemaid,withherapronathereyes。\"Itwasbuthisinside,itistrue,butitmightmount,andthedoctorsaidthatifitmountedhewouldn’tanswer。\"HerethehousemaidwassoovercomethatKittyadministeredtheonlycomfortshehadready:whichwasakiss。
\"Ifithadn’tbeenfordisappointingCook,dearMissKimmeens,\"saidthehousemaid,\"yourBellawouldhaveaskedhertostaywithyou。
ForCookissweetcompany,MissKimmeens,muchmoresothanyourownpoorBella。\"
\"Butyouareverynice,Bella。\"
\"YourBellacouldwishtobeso,MissKimmeens,\"returnedthehousemaid,\"butsheknowsfullwellthatitdonotlayinherpowerthisday。\"
Withwhichdespondentconviction,thehousemaiddrewaheavysigh,andshookherhead,anddroppeditononeside。
\"IfithadbeenanywaysrighttodisappointCook,\"shepursued,inacontemplativeandabstractedmanner,\"itmighthavebeensoeasydone!Icouldhavegottomybrother—in—law’s,andhadthebestpartofthedaythere,andgotback,longbeforeourladiescomehomeatnight,andneithertheonenortheotherofthemneedneverhaveknownit。NotthatMissPupfordwouldatallobject,butthatitmightputherout,beingtender—hearted。Hows’ever,yourownpoorBella,MissKimmeens,\"saidthehousemaid,rousingherself,\"isforcedtostaywithyou,andyou’reapreciouslove,ifnotaliberty。\"
\"Bella,\"saidlittleKitty,afterashortsilence。
\"CallyourownpoorBella,yourBella,dear,\"thehousemaidbesoughther。
\"MyBella,then。\"
\"Blessyourconsiderateheart!\"saidthehousemaid。
\"Ifyouwouldnotmindleavingme,Ishouldnotmindbeingleft。I
amnotafraidtostayinthehousealone。Andyouneednotbeuneasyonmyaccount,forIwouldbeverycarefultodonoharm。\"
\"O!Astoharm,youmorethansweetest,ifnotaliberty,\"
exclaimedthehousemaid,inarapture,\"yourBellacouldtrustyouanywhere,beingsosteady,andsoanswerable。Theoldestheadinthishouse(meandCooksays),butforitsbrighthair,isMissKimmeens。Butno,Iwillnotleaveyou;foryouwouldthinkyourBellaunkind。\"
\"ButifyouaremyBella,youMUSTgo,\"returnedthechild。
\"MustI?\"saidthehousemaid,rising,onthewholewithalacrity。
\"Whatmustbe,mustbe,MissKimmeens。YourownpoorBellaactsaccording,thoughunwilling。Butgoorstay,yourownpoorBellalovesyou,MissKimmeens。\"
Itwascertainlygo,andnotstay,forwithinfiveminutesMissKimmeens’sownpoorBella——somuchimprovedinpointofspiritsastohavegrownalmostsanguineonthesubjectofherbrother—in—law——
wentherway,inapparelthatseemedtohavebeenexpresslypreparedforsomefestiveoccasion。Sucharethechangesofthisfleetingworld,andsoshort—sightedarewepoormortals!
Whenthehousedoorclosedwithabangandashake,itseemedtoMissKimmeenstobeaveryheavyhousedoor,shuttingherupinawildernessofahouse。But,MissKimmeensbeing,asbeforestated,ofaself—reliantandmethodicalcharacter,presentlybegantoparceloutthelongsummer—daybeforeher。
Andfirstshethoughtshewouldgoalloverthehouse,tomakequitesurethatnobodywithagreat—coatonandacarving—knifeinit,hadgotunderoneofthebedsorintooneofthecupboards。Notthatshehadeverbeforebeentroubledbytheimageofanybodyarmedwithagreat—coatandacarving—knife,butthatitseemedtohavebeenshakenintoexistencebytheshakeandthebangofthegreatstreet—
door,reverberatingthroughthesolitaryhouse。So,littleMissKimmeenslookedunderthefiveemptybedsofthefivedepartedpupils,andlooked,underherownbed,andlookedunderMissPupford’sbed,andlookedunderMissPupford’sassistantsbed。Andwhenshehaddonethis,andwasmakingthetourofthecupboards,thedisagreeablethoughtcameintoheryounghead,Whataveryalarmingthingitwouldbetofindsomebodywithamaskon,likeGuyFawkes,hidingboltuprightinacornerandpretendingnottobealive!However,MissKimmeenshavingfinishedherinspectionwithoutmakinganysuchuncomfortablediscovery,satdowninhertidylittlemannertoneedlework,andbeganstitchingawayatagreatrate。
Thesilenceallabouthersoongrewveryoppressive,andthemoresobecauseoftheoddinconsistencythatthemoresilentitwas,themorenoisestherewere。Thenoiseofherownneedleandthreadasshestitched,wasinfinitelylouderinherearsthanthestitchingofallthesixpupils,andofMissPupford,andofMissPupford’sassistant,allstitchingawayatonceonahighlyemulativeafternoon。Then,theschoolroomclockconducteditselfinawayinwhichithadneverconducteditselfbefore——felllame,somehow,andyetpersistedinrunningonashardandasloudasitcould:theconsequenceofwhichbehaviourwas,thatitstaggeredamongtheminutesinastateofthegreatestconfusion,andknockedthemaboutinalldirectionswithoutappearingtogetonwithitsregularwork。
Perhapsthisalarmedthestairs;butbethatasitmight,theybegantocreakinamostunusualmanner,andthenthefurniturebegantocrack,andthenpoorlittleMissKimmeens,notlikingthefurtiveaspectofthingsingeneral,begantosingasshestitched。But,itwasnotherownvoicethatsheheard——itwassomebodyelsemakingbelievetobeKitty,andsingingexcessivelyflat,withoutanyheart——soasthatwouldnevermendmatters,sheleftoffagain。
By—and—bythestitchingbecamesopalpableafailurethatMissKittyKimmeensfoldedherworkneatly,andputitawayinitsbox,andgaveitup。Thenthequestionaroseaboutreading。Butno;thebookthatwassodelightfulwhentherewassomebodyshelovedforhereyestofallonwhentheyrosefromthepage,hadnotmoreheartinitthanherownsingingnow。Thebookwenttoitsshelfastheneedleworkhadgonetoitsbox,and,sincesomethingMUSTbedone——
thoughtthechild,\"I’llgoputmyroomtorights。\"
Shesharedherroomwithherdearestlittlefriendamongtheotherfivepupils,andwhythenshouldshenowconceivealurkingdreadofthelittlefriend’sbedstead?Butshedid。Therewasastealthyairaboutitsinnocentwhitecurtains,andtherewereevendarkhintsofadeadgirllyingunderthecoverlet。Thegreatwantofhumancompany,thegreatneedofahumanface,begannowtoexpressitselfinthefacilitywithwhichthefurnitureputonstrangeexaggeratedresemblancestohumanlooks。Achairwithamenacingfrownwashorriblyoutoftemperinacorner;amostviciouschestofdrawerssnarledatherfrombetweenthewindows。Itwasnorelieftoescapefromthosemonsterstothelooking—glass,forthereflectionsaid,\"What?Isthatyouallalonethere?Howyoustare!\"Andthebackgroundwasallagreatvoidstareaswell。
Thedaydraggedon,draggingKittywithitveryslowlybythehairofherhead,untilitwastimetoeat。Thereweregoodprovisionsinthepantry,buttheirrightflavourandrelishhadevaporatedwiththefivepupils,andMissPupford,andMissPupford’sassistant,andthecookandhousemaid。Wherewastheuseoflayingtheclothsymmetricallyforonesmallguest,whohadgoneoneversincethemorninggrowingsmallerandsmaller,whiletheemptyhousehadgoneonswellinglargerandlarger?TheveryGracecameoutwrong,forwhowere\"we\"whoweregoingtoreceiveandbethankful?
So,MissKimmeenswasNOTthankful,andfoundherselftakingherdinnerinveryslovenlystyle——gobblingitup,inshort,ratherafterthemanneroftheloweranimals,nottoparticularisethepigs。
But,thiswasbynomeanstheworstofthechangewroughtoutinthenaturallylovingandcheerylittlecreatureasthesolitarydayworeon。Shebegantobroodandbesuspicious。Shediscoveredthatshewasfullofwrongsandinjuries。Allthepeoplesheknew,gottaintedbyherlonelythoughtsandturnedbad。
ItwasallverywellforPapa,awidowerinIndia,tosendherhometobeeducated,andtopayahandsomeroundsumeveryyearforhertoMissPupford,andtowritecharmingletterstohisdarlinglittledaughter;butwhatdidhecareforherbeingleftbyherself,whenhewas(asnodoubthealwayswas)enjoyinghimselfincompanyfrommorningtillnight?Perhapsheonlysentherhere,afterall,togetheroutoftheway。Itlookedlikeit——lookedlikeitto—day,thatis,forshehadneverdreamedofsuchathingbefore。
Andthisoldpupilwhowasbeingmarried。Itwasunsupportablyconceitedandselfishintheoldpupiltobemarried。Shewasveryvain,andverygladtoshowoff;butitwashighlyprobablethatshewasn’tpretty;andevenifshewerepretty(whichMissKimmeensnowtotallydenied),shehadnobusinesstobemarried;and,evenifmarriagewereconceded,shehadnobusinesstoaskMissPupfordtoherwedding。AstoMissPupford,shewastoooldtogotoanywedding。Sheoughttoknowthat。Shehadmuchbetterattendtoherbusiness。Shehadthoughtshelookedniceinthemorning,butshedidn’tlooknice。Shewasastupidoldthing。Gwasanotherstupidoldthing。MissPupford’sassistantwasanother。Theywereallstupidoldthingstogether。
Morethanthat:itbegantobeobviousthatthiswasaplot。Theyhadsaidtooneanother,\"NevermindKitty;yougetoff,andI’llgetoff;andwe’llleaveKittytolookafterherself。Whocaresforher?\"Tobesuretheywererightinthatquestion;forwhoDIDcareforher,apoorlittlelonelythingagainstwhomtheyallplannedandplotted?Nobody,nobody!HereKittysobbed。
Atallothertimesshewasthepetofthewholehouse,andlovedherfivecompanionsinreturnwithachild’stenderestandmostingenuousattachment;butnow,thefivecompanionsputonuglycolours,andappearedforthefirsttimeunderasullencloud。
Theretheywere,allattheirhomesthatday,beingmademuchof,beingtakenout,beingspoiltandmadedisagreeable,andcaringnothingforher。Itwasliketheirartfulselfishnessalwaystotellherwhentheycameback,underpretenceofconfidenceandfriendship,allthosedetailsaboutwheretheyhadbeen,andwhattheyhaddoneandseen,andhowoftentheyhadsaid,\"O!IfwehadonlydarlinglittleKittyhere!\"Hereindeed!Idaresay!Whentheycamebackaftertheholidays,theywereusedtobeingreceivedbyKitty,andtosayingthatcomingtoKittywaslikecomingtoanotherhome。Verywellthen,whydidtheygoaway?Ifthemeantit,whydidtheygoaway?Letthemanswerthat。Buttheydidn’tmeanit,andcouldn’tanswerthat,andtheydidn’ttellthetruth,andpeoplewhodidn’ttellthetruthwerehateful。Whentheycamebacknexttime,theyshouldbereceivedinanewmanner;theyshouldbeavoidedandshunned。
Andthere,thewhileshesatallalonerevolvinghowillshewasused,andhowmuchbettershewasthanthepeoplewhowerenotalone,theweddingbreakfastwasgoingon:noquestionofit!Withanastygreatbride—cake,andwiththoseridiculousorange—flowers,andwiththatconceitedbride,andthathideousbridegroom,andthoseheartlessbridesmaids,andMissPupfordstuckupatthetable!
Theythoughttheywereenjoyingthemselves,butitwouldcomehometothemonedaytohavethoughtso。Theywouldallbedeadinafewyears,letthemenjoythemselveseversomuch。Itwasareligiouscomforttoknowthat。
Itwassuchacomforttoknowit,thatlittleMissKittyKimmeenssuddenlysprangfromthechairinwhichshehadbeenmusinginacorner,andcriedout,\"Othoseenviousthoughtsarenotmine,O
thiswickedcreatureisn’tme!Helpme,somebody!Igowrong,alonebymyweakself!Helpme,anybody!\"
\"——MissKimmeensisnotaprofessedphilosopher,sir,\"saidMr。
Traveller,presentingheratthebarredwindow,andsmoothinghershininghair,\"butIapprehendtherewassometinctureofphilosophyinherwords,andinthepromptactionwithwhichshefollowedthem。
Thatactionwas,toemergefromherunnaturalsolitude,andlookabroadforwholesomesympathy,tobestowandtoreceive。Herfootstepsstrayedtothisgate,bringingherherebychance,asanappositecontrasttoyou。Thechildcameout,sir。Ifyouhavethewisdomtolearnfromachild(butIdoubtit,forthatrequiresmorewisdomthanoneinyourconditionwouldseemtopossess),youcannotdobetterthanimitatethechild,andcomeouttoo——fromthatverydemoralisinghutchofyours。\"
CHAPTERVII——PICKINGUPTHETINKER
Itwasnowsunset。TheHermithadbetakenhimselftohisbedofcindershalfanhourago,andlyingonitinhisblanketandskewerwithhisbacktothewindow,tooknotthesmallestheedoftheappealaddressedtohim。
Allthathadbeensaidforthelasttwohours,hadbeensaidtoatinklingaccompanimentperformedbytheTinker,whohadgottoworkuponsomevillager’spotorkettle,andwasworkingbrisklyoutside。
Thismusicstillcontinuing,seemedtoputitintoMr。Traveller’smindtohaveanotherwordortwowiththeTinker。So,holdingMissKimmeens(withwhomhewasnowonthemostfriendlyterms)bythehand,hewentoutatthegatetowheretheTinkerwasseatedathisworkonthepatchofgrassontheoppositesideoftheroad,withhiswalletoftoolsopenbeforehim,andhislittlefiresmoking。
\"Iamgladtoseeyouemployed,\"saidMr。Traveller。
\"IamgladtoBEemployed,\"returnedtheTinker,lookingupasheputthefinishingtouchestohisjob。\"Butwhyareyouglad?\"
IthoughtyouwerealazyfellowwhenIsawyouthismorning。\"
\"Iwasonlydisgusted,\"saidtheTinker。
\"Doyoumeanwiththefineweather?\"
\"Withthefineweather?\"repeatedtheTinker,staring。
\"Youtoldmeyouwerenotparticularastoweather,andIthought——\"
\"Ha,ha!Howshouldsuchasmegeton,ifweWASparticularastoweather?Wemusttakeitasitcomes,andmakethebestofit。
There’ssomethinggoodinallweathers。Ifitdon’thappentobegoodformyworkto—day,it’sgoodforsomeotherman’sto—day,andwillcomeroundtometo—morrow。Wemustalllive。\"
\"Prayshakehands,\"saidMr。Traveller。
\"Takecare,sir,\"wastheTinker’scaution,ashereacheduphishandinsurprise;\"theblackcomesoff。\"
\"Iamgladofit,\"saidMr。Traveller。\"Ihavebeenforseveralhoursamongotherblackthatdoesnotcomeoff。\"
\"YouarespeakingofTominthere?\"
\"Yes。\"
\"Wellnow,\"saidtheTinker,blowingthedustoffhisjob:whichwasfinished。\"Ain’titenoughtodisgustapig,ifhecouldgivehismindtoit?\"
\"Ifhecouldgivehismindtoit,\"returnedtheother,smiling,\"theprobabilityisthathewouldn’tbeapig。\"
\"Thereyouclenchthenail,\"returnedtheTinker。\"Thenwhat’stobesaidforTom?\"
\"Truly,verylittle。\"
\"Trulynothingyoumean,sir,\"saidtheTinker,asheputawayhistools。
\"Abetteranswer,and(Ifreelyacknowledge)mymeaning。Iinferthathewasthecauseofyourdisgust?\"
\"Why,look’eehere,sir,\"saidtheTinker,risingtohisfeet,andwipinghisfaceonthecornerofhisblackapronenergetically;\"I
leaveyoutojudge!——Iaskyou!——LastnightIhasajobthatneedstobedoneinthenight,andIworksallnight。Well,there’snothinginthat。ButthismorningIcomesalongthisroadhere,lookingforasunnyandsoftspottosleepin,andIseesthisdesolationandruination。I’velivedmyselfindesolationandruination;Iknowsmanyafellow—creeturthat’sforcedtolivelifelongindesolationandruination;andIsitsmedownandtakespityonit,asIcastsmyeyesabout。Thencomesupthelong—windedoneasItoldyouof,fromthatgate,andspinshimselfoutlikeasilkwormconcerningtheDonkey(ifmyDonkeyathomewillexcuseme)
ashasmadeitall——madeitofhisownchoice!Andtellsme,ifyouplease,ofhislikewisechoosingtogoraggedandnaked,andgrimy——
maskerading,mountebanking,inwhatistherealhardlotofthousandsandthousands!Why,thenIsayit’saunbearableandnonsensicalpieceofinconsistency,andI’mdisgusted。I’mashamedanddisgusted!\"
\"Iwishyouwouldcomeandlookathim,\"saidMr。Traveller,clappingtheTinkerontheshoulder。
\"NotI,sir,\"herejoined。\"Iain’tagoingtoflatterhimupbylookingathim!\"
\"Butheisasleep。\"
\"Areyousureheisasleep?\"askedtheTinker,withanunwillingair,asheshoulderedhiswallet。
\"Sure。\"
\"ThenI’lllookathimforaquarterofaminute,\"saidtheTinker,\"sinceyousomuchwishit;butnotamomentlonger。\"
Theyallthreewentbackacrosstheroad;and,throughthebarredwindow,bythedyingglowofthesunsetcominginatthegate——whichthechildheldopenforitsadmission——hecouldbeprettyclearlydiscernedlyingonhisbed。
\"Youseehim?\"askedMr。Traveller。
\"Yes,\"returnedtheTinker,\"andhe’sworsethanIthoughthim。\"
Mr。Travellerthenwhisperedinfewwordswhathehaddonesincemorning;andaskedtheTinkerwhathethoughtofthat?
\"Ithink,\"returnedtheTinker,asheturnedfromthewindow,\"thatyou’vewastedadayonhim。\"
\"Ithinksotoo;thoughnot,Ihope,uponmyself。DoyouhappentobegoinganywherenearthePealofBells?\"
\"That’smydirectway,sir,\"saidtheTinker。
\"Iinviteyoutosupperthere。AndasIlearnfromthisyoungladythatshegoessomethree—quartersofamileinthesamedirection,wewilldropherontheroad,andwewillsparetimetokeephercompanyathergardengateuntilherownBellacomeshome。\"
So,Mr。Traveller,andthechild,andtheTinker,wentalongveryamicablyinthesweet—scentedevening;andthemoralwithwhichtheTinkerdismissedthesubjectwas,thathesaidinhistradethatmetalthatrottedforwantofuse,hadbetterbelefttorot,andcouldn’trottoosoon,consideringhowmuchtruemetalrottedfromover—useandhardservice。
Footnotes:
{1}Dickensdidn’twritechapters2to5andtheyareomittedinthisedition。