byRichardHardingDavisMygoingtoValenciawasentirelyanaccident。ButthemoreoftenIstatedthatfact,themoresatisfiedwaseveryoneatthecapitalthatIhadcomeonsomesecretmission。Eventhevenerablepoliticianwhoactedasourminister,thenightofmyarrival,afterdinner,saidconfidentially,\"Now,Mr。Crosby,betweenourselves,what’sthegame?\"
\"What’swhatgame?\"Iasked。
\"YouknowwhatImean,\"hereturned。\"Whatareyouherefor?\"
Butwhen,forthetenthtime,IrepeatedhowIcametobemaroonedinValenciaheshowedthathisfeelingswerehurt,andsaidstiffly:\"Asyouplease。Supposewejointheladies。\"
Andthenextdayhiswifereproachedmewith:\"Ishouldthinkyoucouldtrustyourownminister。MyhusbandNEVERtalks——noteventome。\"
\"SoIsee,\"Isaid。
Andthenherfeelingswerehurtalso,andshewentabouttellingpeopleIwasanagentoftheWalker—Keefecrowd。
MyonlyreasonforrepeatingherethatmygoingtoValenciawasanaccidentisthatitwasbecauseSchnitzeldisbelievedthatfact,andtodragthehideousfactsfrommefollowedmebacktoNewYork。
ThroughthatcircumstanceIcametoknowhim,andamabletotellhisstory。
ThesimpletruthwasthatIhadbeensentbytheStateDepartmenttoPanamato\"go,look,see,\"andstraightenoutacertainconflictofauthorityamongtheofficialsofthecanalzone。WhileIwastheretheyellow—feverbrokeout,andeveryself—respectingpowerclappedaquarantineontheIsthmus,withtheresultthatwhenI
triedtoreturntoNewYorknosteamerwouldtakemetoanyplacetowhichanywhitemanwouldcaretogo。ButIknewthatatValenciatherewasadirectlinetoNewYork,soItookatrampsteamerdownthecoasttoValencia。IwenttoValenciaonlybecausetomeeveryotherportintheworldwasclosed。Mypositionwasthatofthemanwhoexplainedtohiswifethathecamehomebecausetheotherplaceswereshut。
But,because,formerlyinValenciaIhadheldaminorpostinourlegation,andbecausetheStateDepartmentsoconstantlyconsultsourfirmonquestionsofinternationallaw,itwasbelievedI
revisitedValenciaonsomemysteriousandsecretmission。
Asamatteroffact,hadIgonetheretosellphonographsortostartasteamlaundry,Ishouldhavebeenasgreatlysuspected。
ForinValenciaeveneverycommercialsalesman,fromthemomenthegivesuphispassportonthesteameruntilthepolicepermithimtodepart,issuspected,shadowed,andbegirtwithspies。
IbelievethatduringmybriefvisitIenjoyedthedistinctionofoccupyingtheundividedattentionofthree:acommonorgardenGovernmentspy,fromwhomnoguiltymanescapes,aWalker—Keefespy,andthespyoftheNitrateCompany。ThespyoftheNitrateCompanyisgenerallyamanyoumeetatthelegationsandclubs。Heplaysbridgeandisdignifiedwiththetitleof\"agent。\"TheWalker—Keefespyisostensiblyatravellingsalesmanorhotelrunner。TheGovernmentspyisjustaspy——ascowling,importantlittlebeastinawhiteducksuitandadiamondring。Thelimitofhisintelligenceistofollowyouintoacigarstoreandnotewhatcigaryoubuy,andinwhatkindofmoneyyoupayforit。
Thereasonforitallwasthethree—corneredfightwhichthenwasbeingwagedbytheGovernment,theNitrateTrust,andtheWalker—
Keefecrowdforthepossessionofthenitratebeds。Valenciaissoneartotheequator,andsofarfromNewYork,thattherearefewwhostudiedtheintricatestoryofthatdisgracefulstruggle,which,Ihastentoadd,withthefearoflibelbeforemyeyes,Idonotintendtotellnow。
Briefly,itwasatriangularfightbetweenopponentseachofwhomwasinthewrong,andeachofwhom,togainhisend,bribed,blackmailed,androbbed,notonlyhisadversaries,butthoseofhisownside,theendinviewbeingthepossessionofthosegreatdepositsthatlieintherocksofValencia,bakedfromabovebythetropicsunandfrombelowbyvolcanicfires。Asoneoftheirengineers,onenightinthePlaza,saidtome:\"Thosemineswereconceivedinhell,andstinktoheaven,andthereputationofeverymanofusthathastouchedthemsmellslikethemines。\"
AtthetimeIwastherethesituationwas\"acute。\"InValenciathesituationalwaysisacute,butthistimeitlookedasthoughsomethingmighthappen。OnthedaybeforeIdepartedtheNitrateTrusthadcabledvehementlyforwar—ships,theMinisterofForeignAffairshadrefusedtoreceiveourminister,andatPortoBanosamobhadmadethetinsignoftheUnitedStatesconsulatelooklikeasieve。Ourministerurgedmetoremain。Tobebombardedbyone’sownwar—ships,heassuredme,wouldbeathrillingexperience。
ButIrepeatedthatmybusinesswaswithPanama,notValencia,andthatifinthismatterofhisrowIhadanyweightatWashington,asbetweenpreservingthenitratebedsforthetrust,andpreservingforhiscountryandvarioussweetheartsonebrown—
throated,clean—limbedbluejacket,Iwasforthebluejacket。
Accordingly,whenIsailedfromValenciatheageddiplomatwouldhavedescribedourrelationsasstrained。
Ourshipwasaslowship,listedtotouchatmanyports,andasearlyasnoononthefollowingdaywestoppedforcargoatTrujillo。ItwasthereImetSchnitzel。
InPanamaIhadboughtamacawforalittlenieceofmine,andwhileweweretakingoncargoIwentashoretogetatincageinwhichtoputit,and,fordirection,calleduponourconsul。Fromaninnerroomheenteredexcitedly,smilingatmycard,andaskedhowhemightserveme。ItoldhimIhadaparrotbelowdecks,andwantedtobuyatincage。
\"Exactly。Youwantatincage,\"theconsulrepeatedsoothingly。
\"TheStateDepartmentdoesn’tkeepmeawakenightscablingmewhatit’sgoingtodo,\"hesaid,\"butatleastIknowitdoesn’tsendathousand—dollar—a—minute,four—cylinderlawyerallthewaytothisfeverswamptobuyatincage。Now,honest,howcanIserveyou?\"
Isawitwashopeless。Noonewouldbelievethetruth。Toofferittothisfriendlysoulwouldmerelyoffendhisfeelingsandhisintelligence。
So,withmuchmystery,Iaskedhimtodescribethe\"situation,\"andhedidsowiththeexactnessofonewhobelievesthatwithinanhoureverywordhespeakswillbecabledtotheWhiteHouse。
WhenIwasleavinghesaid:\"Oh,there’sanewspapercorrespondentafteryou。Hewantsaninterview,Iguess。Hefollowedyoulastnightfromthecapitalbytrain。Youwanttowatchouthedon’tcatchyou。HisnameisJones。\"IpromisedtobeonmyguardagainstamannamedJones,andtheconsulescortedmetotheship。
Ashewentdowntheaccommodationladder,Icalledovertherail:
\"IncasetheySHOULDdeclarewar,cabletoCuracoa,andI’llcomeback。Anddon’tcableanythingindefinite,like’Situationcritical’or’Warimminent。’Understand?Cableme,’Comeback’or’Goahead。’Butwhateveryoucable,makeitCLEAR。\"
Heshookhisheadviolentlyandwithhisgreen—linedumbrellapointedatmyelbow。Iturnedandfoundayoungmanhungrilylisteningtomywords。HewasleaningontherailwithhischinonhisarmsandthebrimofhisPanamahatdrawndowntoconcealhiseyes。
Onthepier—head,fromwhichwenowweredrawingrapidlyaway,theconsulmadeamegaphoneofhishands。
\"That’sHIM,\"hecalled。\"That’sJones。\"
Jonesraisedhishead,andIsawthatthetropicalheathadmadeJonesthirsty,orthatwithfriendshehadbeencelebratinghisdeparture。Hewinkedatme,and,apparentlywithpleasureathisowndiscernmentandwithpityforme,smiled。
\"Oh,ofcourse!\"hemurmured。Histonewasoneofheavyirony。
\"Makeit’clear。’Makeitcleartothewholewharf。Shoutitoutso’severybodycanhearyou。You’re’clear’enough。\"Hisdisgustwastoodeepforordinarywords。\"Myuncle!\"heexclaimed。
BythisIgatheredthathewasexpressinghiscontempt。
\"Ibegyourpardon?\"Isaid。
Wehadthedecktoourselves。Itsemptinesssuddenlyremindedmethatwehadtheship,also,toourselves。Irememberedthepurserhadtoldmethat,exceptforthosewhotravelledovernightfromporttoport,Iwashisonlypassenger。
WithdismayIpicturedmyselffortendaysadriftonthehighseas——
alonewithJones。
Withadramaticgesture,asonewouldsay,\"Iamhere!\"hepushedbackhisPanamahat。Withanunsteadyfingerhepointed,asitwasdrawndrippingacrossthedeck,atthesternhawser。
\"Youseethatrope?\"hedemanded。\"SoonasthatropehitthewaterIknockedoffwork。S’longasyouwasinValencia——me,onthejob。
Now,YOUcan’tgoback,Ican’tgoback。Whyfurtherdissim’lation?WHOAMI?\"
Hisconditionseemedtoprecludethepossibilityofhisknowingwhohewas,soItoldhim。
HesneeredasIhaveseenmensneeronlyinmelodrama。
\"Oh,ofcourse,\"hemuttered。\"Oh,ofcourse。\"
Helurchedtowardmeindignantly。
\"Youknowperfec’lywellJonesisnotmyname。Youknowperfec’lywellwhoIam。\"
\"Mydearsir,\"Isaid,\"Idon’tknowanythingaboutyou,exceptthatyourareadamnednuisance。\"
Heswayedfromme,painedandsurprised。Apparentlyhewasuponanoutbreakoftears。
\"Proud,\"hemurmured,\"ANDhaughty。Proudandhaughtytothelast。\"
Ineverhaveunderstoodwhyanintoxicatedmanfeelstheclimaxofinsultistohurlatyouyourname。Perhapsbecauseheknowsitistheonechargeyoucannotdeny。Butinvariablybeforeyouescape,asthoughassuredthewordswillcoveryourretreatwithshame,hethrowsatyouyourfulltitle。Jonesdidthis。
Slowlyandmercilesslyherepeated,\"Mr。——George——Morgan——Crosby。
OfHarvard,\"headded。\"Proudandhaughtytothelast。\"
Hethenembracedapassingsteward,anddemandedtobeinformedwhytheshiprolled。Heneverknewashiptorollasourshiprolled。
\"Perfec’lysatisfact’ryocean,butship——rollinglikeastone—
breaker。Takemesomeplaceintheshipwherethisshipdon’troll。\"
Thestewardledhimaway。
Whenhehaddroppedthelocalpilotthecaptainbeckonedmetothebridge。
\"IsawyoutalkingtoMr。Schnitzel,\"hesaid。\"He’salittleundertheweather。Hehastoolightaheadforliquors。\"
Iagreedthathehadalighthead,andsaidIunderstoodhisnamewasJones。
\"That’swhatIwantedtotellyou,\"saidthecaptain。\"HisnameisSchnitzel。HeusedtoworkfortheNitrateTrustinNewYork。
Thenhecamedownhereasanagent。He’sagoodboynottotellthingsto。Understand?SometimesIcarryhimunderonename,andthenextvoyageunderanother。Thepurserandhefixitupbetween’em。Itpleaseshim,anditdon’thurtanybodyelse,solongasI
tellthemaboutit。Idon’tknowwhohe’sworkingfornow,\"hewenton,\"butIknowhe’snotwiththeNitrateCompanyanymore。
Hesoldthemout。\"
\"Howcouldhe?\"Iasked。\"He’sonlyaboy。\"
\"HehadaberthastypewritertoSenatorBurnsides,presidentoftheNitrateTrust,sortofconfidentialstenographer,\"saidthecaptain。\"Wheneverthesenatordictatedanimportantletter,theysay,Schnitzelusedtomakeacarboncopy,andwhenhehadenoughofthemhesoldthemtotheWalker—Keefecrowd。Then,whenWalker—
KeefelosttheirsuitintheValenciaSupremeCourtIguessSchnitzelwentovertoPresidentAlvarez。Andagain,somefolkssayhe’sbackwiththeNitrateCompany。\"
\"Afterhesoldthemout?\"
\"Yes,butyouseehe’sworthmoretothemnow。HeknowsalltheWalker—KeefesecretsandAlvarez’ssecrets,too。\"
Iexpressedmyopinionofeveryoneconcerned。
\"Itshouldn’tsurpriseYOU,\"complainedthecaptain。\"Youknowthecountry。Everymaninitisoutforsomethingthatisn’this。Thepilotwantshisbit,thehealthdoctormustgethis,thecustomstakeallyourcigars,andifyoudon’tputupgoldforthecaptainoftheportandthealcaldeandthecommandantandtheharborpoliceandtheforemanofthecargadores,theywon’tmovealighter,andthey’llholduptheship’spapers。Well,anAmericancomesdownhere,honestandstraightandwillingtoworkforhiswages。Butprettyquickhefindseveryoneisgettinghissqueezebuthim,sohetriestogetsomeofitbackbyrobbingthenativesthatrobbedhim。Thenherobstheotherforeigners,anditain’tlongbeforehe’scheatingthepeopleathomewhosenthimhere。
Thereisn’tamaninthisnitraterowthatisn’trobbingthecrowdhe’swith,andthatwouldn’tchangesidesformoney。Schnitzel’snoworsethanthepresidentnorthecanteencontractor。\"
Hewavedhishandattheglaringcoast—line,atthesteamingswampsandthehot,nakedmountains。
\"It’sthecountrythatdoesit,\"hesaid。\"It’sintheair。Youcansmellitassoonasyoudropanchor,likeyousmelltheslaughter—houseatPunta—Arenas。\"
\"HowdoYOUmanagetokeephonest,\"Iasked,smiling。
\"Idon’ttakeanychances,\"exclaimedthecaptainseriously。\"WhenI’mintheirdamnedportIdon’tgoashore。\"
IdidnotagainseeSchnitzeluntil,withhaggardeyesandsuspiciouslywethair,hejoinedthecaptain,doctor,purser,andmyselfatbreakfast。InthephrasesoftheTenderloin,hetolduscheerfullythathehadbeengrandlyintoxicated,andtorecoverdrankmixturesofrawegg,vinegar,andredpepper,thesightofwhichtookawayeveryappetitesavehisown。Whentothishehadaddedabottleofbeer,hedeclaredhimselfanewman。Thenewmanfollowedmetothedeck,andwiththetruculentbearingofonewhoexpectstoberepelled,heaskedif,thedaybefore,hehadnotmadeafoolofhimself。
Isuggestedhehadbeensomewhatconfidential。Atonceherecoveredhisposeandpatronizedme。
\"Don’tyoubelieveit,\"hesaid。\"That’sallpartofmygame。
’Confidenceforconfidence’isthewayIworkit。That’showI
learnthings。Itellamansomethingontheinside,andhesays:
’Here’saniceyoungfellow。Nothingstandoffishabouthim,’andhetellsmesomethingheshouldn’t。LikeasnotwhatItoldhimwasn’ttrue。See?\"
Iassuredhimheinterestedmegreatly。
\"Youfind,then,inyourlineofbusiness,\"Iasked,\"thatapparentfranknessisadvisable?Asarule,\"Iexplained,\"secrecyiswhata——apersoninyourline——a——\"
TosavehisfeelingsIhesitatedattheword。
\"Aspy,\"hesaid。Hisfacebeamedwithfatuouscomplacency。
\"ButifIhadnotknownyouwereaspy,\"Iasked,\"wouldnotthathavebeenbetterforyou?\"
\"Indealingwithapartylikeyou,Mr。Crosby,\"Schnitzelbegansententiously,\"Iuseadifferentmethod。You’reonasecretmissionyourself,andyougetyourinformationaboutthenitraterowoneway,andIgetitanother。Idealwithyoujustlikeweweredrummersinthesamelineofgoods。Wearerivalsinbusiness,butoutsideofbusinesshoursperfectgentleman。\"
Inthefaceofthedisbeliefthathadmetmydenialsofanysecretmission,IfelttohaveSchnitzelalsodisbelievemewouldbetoogreatahumiliation。SoIremainedsilent。
\"YoumakeyourreporttotheStateDepartment,\"heexplained,\"andImakemineto——mypeople。Whotheyaredoesn’tmatter。You’dliketoknow,andIdon’twanttohurtyourfeelings,but——that’sMYsecret。\"
MyonlyfeelingswereadesiretokickSchnitzelheavily,butforSchnitzeltosuspectthatwasimpossible。Rather,hepicturedmeasshakenbyhisdisclosures。
Ashehungovertherailtheglareofthesunonthetumblingwaterlituphisfoolish,mongrelfeatures,exposedtheircunning,theirutterlackofanycharacter,andshowedbehindtheshiftyeyesthevacant,half—crookedmind。
Schnitzelwassmilingtohimselfwithasmileofcompleteself—
satisfaction。Inthelightofhislaterconduct,Igrewtounderstandthatsmile。Hehadanticipatedarebuff,andhehadbeenreceived,ashereadit,withconsideration。Theironyofmypolitenesshehadentirelymissed。Instead,hereadinwhatIsaidtheadmirationoftheamateurfortheprofessional。HesawwhathebelievedtobeahighagentoftheGovernmenttreatinghimasaworthyantagonist。InnootherwaycanIexplainhislaterheapinguponmehisconfidences。Itwasthevanityofachildtryingtoshowoff。
Intendays,inthelimitedareaofatwo—thousand—tonsteamer,onecouldnothelpbutlearnsomethingofthehistoryofsocommunicativeafellow—passengerasSchnitzel。HisparentswereGermanandstilllivedinGermany。ButhehimselfhadbeenbroughtupontheEastSide。AnunclewhokeptadelicatessenshopinAvenueAhadsenthimtothepublicschoolsandthentoa\"businesscollege,\"wherehehaddevelopedremarkableexpertnessasastenographer。Hereferredtohisskillinthisdifficultexercisewithpityingcontempt。Nevertheless,fromaroomnoisywithtype—
writersthisskillhadliftedhimintotheprivateofficeofthepresidentoftheNitrateTrust。There,asSchnitzelexpressedit,\"Isaw’mine,’andItookit。\"TotracebackthecriminalinstinctthatledSchnitzeltostealandselltheprivatelettersofhisemployerwasnotdifficult。InallofhisfewearlyyearsIfounditlyinglatent。Ofeverystoryhetoldofhimself,andhetalkedonlyofhimself,therewasnotonethatwasnottohisdiscredit。
Hehimselfneversawthis,northatallhetoldmeshowedhewaswithoutthemoralsense,andwithaninstinctiveenjoymentofwhatwasdeceitful,mean,andunderhand。That,asIreadit,washischaracter。
Inappearancehewassmooth—shaven,withlonglocksthathungbehindwide,protrudingears。Hehadtheunhealthyskinofbadblood,andhiseyes,asthoughthedaylighthurtthem,constantlyopenedandshut。HewaslikehundredsofyoungmenthatyouseeloiteringonupperBroadwayandmakingpredatoryraidsalongtheRialto。Hadyoupassedhiminthatneighborhoodyouwouldhavesethimdownasawire—tapper,aracingtout,awould—beactor。
AsIworkeditout,Schnitzelwasaspybecauseitgavehimanimportancehehadnotbeenabletoobtainbyanyothereffort。Asachildandasaclerk,itwaseasytoseethatamonghisassociatesSchnitzelmustalwayshavebeenthebutt。Untilsuddenly,byonedirtyaction,hehadplacedhimselfoutsidetheirclass。Asheexpressedit:\"WheneverIwalkthroughtheofficenow,whereallthestenographerssit,yououghttoseethoseslobslookafterme。Whentheygotothepresident’sdoor,theygottoknock,likeIusedto,butnow,whentheoldmanseesmecomingtomakemyreportafteroneofthesetripshecallsout,’Comerightin,Mr。Schnitzel。’AndlikeasnotIgoinwithmyhatonandofferhimacigar。An’theyseemedoit,too!\"
Tome,thatspeechseemedtogiveSchnitzel’sviewofthevaluesofhislife。Hisvanitydemandedhebepointedat,ifevenwithcontempt。Butthecontemptneverreachedhim——heonlyknewthatatlastpeopletooknoteofhim。Theynolongerlaughedathim,theywereafraidofhim。Inhishearthebelievedthattheyregardedhimasonewhowalkedinthedarkplacesofworldpolitics,whopossessedanevilknowledgeofgreatmenasevilashimself,asonewhobyblackmailheldpublicministersathismercy。
Thisviewofhimselfwastheonethathetriedtogiveme。I
probablywasthefirstdecentmanwhoeverhadtreatedhimcivilly,andtoimpressmewithhisknowledgehespreadthatknowledgebeforeme。Itwassale,shocking,degrading。
AtfirstItookcomfortinthethoughtthatSchnitzelwasaliar。
Later,Ibegantowonderifallofitwerealie,andfinally,inawayIcouldnotdoubt,itwasprovedtomethattheworsthechargedwastrue。
ThenightIfirstbegantobelievehimwasthenightwetouchedatCristobal,thelastportinValencia。Inthemostlight—heartedmannerhehadbeenaccusingallconcernedinthenitratefightwitheverycrimeknowninWallStreetandinthedarkreachesoftheCongoRiver。
\"But,Iknowhim,Mr。Schnitzel,\"Isaidsternly。\"Heisincapableofit。Iwenttocollegewithhim。\"
\"Idon’tcarewhetherhe’sarah—rahboyornot,\"saidSchnitzel,\"Iknowthat’swhathedidwhenhewasuptheOrinocoafterorchids,andifthetribehadevercaughthimthey’dhavecrucifiedhim。AndIknowthis,too:hemadefortythousanddollarsoutoftheNitrateCompanyonaten—thousand—dollarjob。AndIknowit,becausehebeefedtomeaboutithimself,becauseitwasn’tbigenough。\"
Wewerepassingthelimestoneislandattheentrancetotheharbor,where,intheprisonfortress,withitsmuzzle—loadinggunspointingdrunkenlyatthesky,areburiedthepoliticalprisonersofValencia。
\"Now,there,\"saidSchnitzel,pointing,\"thatshowsyouwhattheNitrateTrustcando。JudgeRojasisinthere。HegavethefirstdecisioninfavoroftheWalker—Keefepeople,andformakingthatdecisionWilliamT。Scott,theNitratemanager,madeAlvarezputRojasinthere。He’sseventyyearsold,andhe’sbeentherefiveyears。Thecelltheykeephiminisbelowthesea—level,andthesalt—waterleaksthroughthewall。I’veseenit。That’swhatWilliamT。Scottdid,an’upinNewYorkpeoplethink’Billy’Scottisafineman。IseenhimattheHorseShowsittinginabox,bowingtoeverybody,withhiswifesittingbesidehim,allhungoutwithpearls。An’thatwasonlyamonthafterI’dseenRojasinthatsewerwhereScottputhim。\"
\"Schnitzel,\"Ilaughed,\"youcertainlyareamagnificentliar。\"
Schnitzelshowednoresentment。
\"Goashoreandlookforyourself,\"hemuttered。\"Don’tbelieveme。
AskRojas。Askthefirstmanyoumeet。\"Heshivered,andshruggedhisshoulders。\"Itellyou,thewallsaredamp,likesweat。\"
TheGovernmenthadtelegraphedthecommandanttocomeonboardand,asheexpressedit,\"offermethehospitalityoftheport,\"whichmeantthatIhadtotakehimtothesmoking—roomandgivehimchampagne。WhattheGovernmentreallywantedwastofindoutwhetherIwasstillonboard,andifitwerefinallyridofme。
IaskedtheofficialconcerningJudgeRojas。
\"Oh,yes,\"hesaidreadily。\"Heisstillincomunicado。\"
Withoutbelievingitwouldleadtoanything,Isuggested:
\"ItwasfoolishofhimtogiveoffencetoMr。Scott?\"
Thecommandantnoddedvivaciously。
\"Mr。Scottisverypowerfulman,\"heassented。\"WeallverymuchloveMr。Scott。Thepresident,heloveMr。Scott,too,butthejudgeswerenotsympathetictoMr。Scott,soMr。Scottaskedourpresidenttogivethemawarning,andSenorRojas——heisthewarning。\"
\"Whenwillhegetout?\"Iasked。
Thecommandanthelduptheglassinthesunlightfromtheopenair—
port,andgazedadmiringlyatthebubbles。
\"Whocantell,\"hesaid。\"AnydaywhenMr。Scottwishes。Maybe,never。SenorRojasisanoldman。Old,andhehasmuchrheumatics。Maybe,hewillnevercomeouttoseeourbelovedcountryanymore。\"
Aswelefttheharborwepassedsoclosethatonecouldthrowastoneagainstthewallofthefortress。Thesunwasjustsinkingandtheairbecamesuddenlychilled。Aroundthelittleislandoflimestonethewavessweptthroughthesea—weedandblackmaniguauptotherustybarsofthecells。Isawthebarefootedsoldierssmokingupontheslopingramparts,thecommoncriminalsinalongstumblinglinebearingkegsofwater,threestorm—beatenpalmsrisinglikegallows,andthegreenandyellowflagofValenciacrawlingdownthestaff。Somewhereentombedinthatblotchedandmildewedmasonryanoldmanofseventyyearswasshiveringandhugginghimselffromthedampandcold。Amanwhospokefivelanguages,ajust,bravegentleman。Tomeitwasnonewstory。I
knewofthehorrorsofCristobalprison;ofpoliticalrivalschainedtocriminalsloathsomewithdisease,ofmenwhohadraisedtheflagofrevolutiondriventosuicide。ButneverhadIsupposedthatmyownpeoplecouldreachfromthecityofNewYorkandcastafellow—manintothatcellaroffeverandmadness。
AsIwatchedtheyellowwallsinkintothesea,IbecameconsciousthatSchnitzelwasnearme,asbefore,leaningontherail,withhischinsunkonhisarms。Hisfacewasturnedtowardthefortress,andforthefirsttimesinceIhadknownhimitwassetandserious。Andwhen,amomentlater,hepassedmewithoutrecognition,Isawthathiseyeswerefilledwithfear。
WhenwetouchedatCuracoaIsentacabletomysister,announcingthedateofmyarrival,andthencontinuedontotheHotelVenezuela。AlmostimmediatelySchnitzeljoinedme。Witheasycarelessnesshesaid:\"Iwasinthecableofficejustnow,sendingoffawire,andthatoperatortoldmehecan’tmakeheadortailofthethirdwordinyourcable。\"
\"Thatisstrange,\"Icommented,\"becauseit’saFrenchword,andheisFrench。That’swhyIwroteitinFrench。\"
Withtheairofonewhonailsanotherinafalsehood,Schnitzelexclaimed:
\"Then,howdidyousupposeyoursisterwasgoingtoreadit?It’sacipher,that’swhatitis。Oh,no,YOU’REnotonasecretmission!Notatall!\"
Itwasmostundignifiedofme,butinfiveminutesIexcusedmyself,andsenttotheStateDepartmentthefollowingwords:
\"Rosesred,violetsblue,sendsnow。\"
LaterattheStateDepartmenttheonlypersonwhodidnoteventuallypardonmyjestwastheclerkwhohadsatupuntilthreeinthemorningwithmycable,tryingtofitittoanyknowncode。
ImmediatelyaftermyreturntotheHotelVenezuelaSchnitzelexcusedhimself,andhalfanhourlaterreturnedintriumphwiththecableoperatorandorderedlunchforboth。Theyimbibedmuchsweetchampagne。
Whenweagainweresafeatsea,Isaid:\"Schnitzel,howmuchdidyoupaythatFrenchmantoletyoureadmysecondcable?\"
Schnitzel’sreplywaspromptandcomplacent。
\"Onehundreddollarsgold。Itwasworthit。DoyouwanttoknowhowIdopeditout?\"
Ievenchallengedhimtodoso。\"’Rosesred’——wardeclared;
’violetsblue’——outlookbad,orblue;’sendsnow’——sendsquadron,becausethewhitesquadroniswhitelikesnow。See?Itwastooeasy。\"
\"Schnitzel,\"Icried,\"youarewonderful!\"
Schnitzelyawnedinmyface。
\"Oh,youdon’thavetohitthesolesofmyfeetwithanight—sticktokeepmeawake,\"hesaid。
AfterIhadbeenaweekatsea,IfoundthateitherIhadtobelievethatinallthingsSchnitzelwasaliar,orthatthemenoftheNitrateTrustwereinallthingsevil。IwasconvincedthatinsteadofthepeopleofValenciarobbingthem,theywererobbingboththepeopleofValenciaandthepeopleoftheUnitedStates。
TogotowarontheiraccountwastodegradeourGovernment。I
explainedtoSchnitzelitwasnotbecomingthattheUnitedStatesnavyshouldbemadethecat’s—pawofacorruptcorporation。I
askedhispermissiontorepeattotheauthoritiesatWashingtoncertainofthestatementshehadmade。
Schnitzelwasgreatlypleased。
\"You’rewelcometotell’emanythingI’vesaid,\"heassented。
\"And,\"headded,\"mostofit’strue,too。\"
Iwrotedowncertainchargeshehadmade,andaddedwhatIhadalwaysknownofthenitratefight。Itwasaterriblearraignment。
IntheeveningIreadmynotestoSchnitzel,who,inacornerofthesmoking—room,sat,frowningimportantly,checkingoffeachstatement,andwhereImadeanerrorofadateoraname,severelycorrectingme。
SeveraltimesIaskedhim,\"Areyousurethiswon’tgetyouintotroublewithyour’people’?Youseemtoaccuseeverybodyoneachside。\"
Schnitzel’seyesinstantlyclosedwithsuspicion。
\"Don’tyouworryaboutmeandmypeople,\"hereturnedsulkily。
\"That’sMYsecret,andyouwon’tfinditout,neither。Imaybeascrookedastherestofthem,butI’mnotgivingawaymyemployer。\"
IsupposeIlookedpuzzled。
\"Imeannotasecondtime,\"headdedhastily。\"Iknowwhatyou’rethinkingof,andIgotfivethousanddollarsforit。ButnowI
meantostickbythementhatpaymywages。\"
\"Butyou’vetoldmeenoughabouteachofthethreetoputanyoneoftheminjail。\"
\"Ofcourse,Ihave,\"criedSchnitzeltriumphantly。
\"IfI’dletdownonanyonecrowdyou’dknowIwasworkingforthatcrowd,soI’vetouched’emallup。OnlywhatItoldyouaboutmycrowd——isn’ttrue。\"
ThereportwefinallydrewupwassosensationalthatIwasofamindtothrowitoverboard。ItaccusedmembersoftheCabinet,ofourSenate,diplomats,businessmenofnationalinterest,judgesoftheValenciacourts,privatesecretaries,clerks,hiredbullies,andfilibusters。Menthetrustcouldnotbribeithadblackmailed。
Thoseitcouldnotcorrupt,andtheywerepitifullyfew,itcrushedwithsomedisgracefulcharge。
Lookingovermynotes,Isaid:
\"Youseemtohavemadeeverychargeexceptmurder。\"
\"How’dIcometoleavethatout?\"Schnitzelansweredflippantly。
\"WhataboutColeman,theforemanatBahia,andthatGermancontractor,Ebhardt,andoldSmedburg?Theytalkedtoomuch,andtheydiedofyellow—fever,maybe,andmaybewhathappenedtothemwastheyateknockoutdropsintheirsoup。\"
Idisbelievedhim,buttherecameasuddennastydoubt。
\"Curtis,whomanagedthecompany’splantatBarcelona,diedofyellow—fever,\"Isaid,andwasburiedthesameday。\"
ForsometimeSchnitzelglowereduncertainlyatthebulkhead。
\"Didyouknowhim?\"heasked。
\"WhenIwasinthelegationIknewhimwell,\"Isaid。
\"SodidI,\"saidSchnitzel。\"Hewasn’tmurdered。Hemurderedhimself。Hewaswrongtenthousanddollarsinhisaccounts。Hegotworryingaboutitandwefoundhimoutsidetheclearingwithaholeinhishead。Heleftanotesayinghecouldn’tbearthedisgrace。AsifthecompanywouldholdalittlegraftingagainstasgoodamanasCurtis!\"
Schnitzelcoughedandpretendeditwashiscigarette。
\"Youseeyoudon’tputinnothingagainsthim,\"headdedsavagely。
ItwasthefirsttimeIhadseenSchnitzelshowemotion,andIwasmovedtopreach。
\"Whydon’tyouquit?\"Isaid。\"YouhadanA—1jobasastenographer。Whydon’tyougobacktoit?\"
\"Maybe,someday。Butit’sgreatbeingyourownboss。IfIwasastenographer,Iwouldn’tbehelpingyousendinareporttotheStateDepartment,wouldI?No,thisjobisallright。Theysendyouaftersomethingbig,andyouhavethedevilofatimegettingit,butwhenyougetit,youfeellikeyouhadpickedahundred—to—
oneshot。\"
Thetalkorthedrinkhadelatedhim。Hisfish—likeeyesbulgedandshone。Hecastaquicklookabouthim。Exceptforourselves,thesmoking—roomwasempty。Frombelowcamethesteadythroboftheengines,andfromoutsidethewhisperofthewavesandofthewindthroughthecordage。Abarefootedsailorpatteredbytothebridge。Schnitzelbenttowardme,andwithhishandpointedtohisthroat。
\"I’vegotpapersonmethat’sworthamilliontoacertainparty,\"
hewhispered。\"Youunderstand,mynotesincipher。\"
Hescowledwithintensemystery。
\"Ikeep’eminanoiled—silkbag,tiedaroundmyneckwithastring。Andhere,\"headdedhastily,pattinghiship,asthoughtoforestallanyattackImightmakeuponhisperson,\"Icarrymyautomatic。Itshootsninebulletsinfiveseconds。Theygottobequicktocatchme。\"
\"Well,ifyouhaveeitherofthosethingsonyou,\"Isaidtestily,\"Idon’twanttoknowit。HowoftenhaveItoldyounottotalkanddrinkatthesametime?\"
\"Ah,goon,\"laughedSchnitzel。\"That’sanoldgag,warningafellownottotalksoastoMAKEhimtalk。Idothatmyself。\"
ThatSchnitzelhadimportantpaperstiedtohisneckInomorebelievethanthatheworeashirtofchainarmor,buttopleasehimIpretendedtobegreatlyconcerned。
\"Nowthatwe’regettingintoNewYork,\"Isaid,\"youmustbeverycareful。Amanwhocarriessuchimportantdocumentsonhispersonmightbemurderedforthem。Ithinkyououghttodisguiseyourself。\"
ApictureofmybagbeingcarriedashorebySchnitzelintheuniformofaship’sstewardratherpleasedme。
\"Goon,you’rekidding!\"saidSchnitzel。HewasdrawnbetweenbelievingIwasdeeplyimpressedandwithfearthatIwasmockinghim。
\"Onthecontrary,\"Iprotested,\"Idon’tfeelquitesafemyself。
SeeingmewithyoutheymaythinkIhavepapersaroundMYneck。\"
\"Theywouldn’tlookatyou,\"Schnitzelreassuredme。\"Theyknowyou’rejustanamateur。But,asyousay,withme,it’sdifferent。
IGOTtobecareful。Now,youmightn’tbelieveit,butInevergonearmyunclenornoneofmyfriendsthatlivewhereIusedtohangout。IfIdid,theotherspieswouldgetonmytrack。Isuppose,\"
hewentongrandly,\"InevergooutinNewYorkbutthatatleasttwospiesaretrailingme。ButIknowhowtothrowthemoff。I
live’waydowntowninalittlehotelyouneverheardof。YounevercatchmediningatSherry’snortheWaldorf。Andyounevermetmeoutsocially,didyou,now?\"
IconfessedIhadnot。
\"Andthen,Ialwaysliveunderanassumedname。\"
\"Like’Jones’?\"Isuggested。
\"Well,sometimes’Jones’,\"headmitted。
\"Tome,\"Isaid,\"’Jones’lacksimagination。It’sthesortofnameyougivewhenyou’rearrestedforexceedingthespeedlimit。Whydon’tyoucallyourselfMachiavelli?\"
\"Goon,I’mnodago,\"saidSchnitzel,\"anddon’tyougooffthinking’Jones’istheonlydisguiseIuse。ButI’mnottellin’
whatitis,amI?Oh,no。\"
\"Schnitzel,\"Iasked,\"haveyoueverbeentoldthatyouwouldmakeagreatdetective?\"
\"Cutitout,\"saidSchnitzel。\"You’vebeenreadingthosefairystories。There’snoflycopsnorPinkscoulddotheworkIdo。
They’repikerscomparedtome。Theychasepetty—larcenycasesandkickindoors。Iwouldn’tstooptowhattheydo。It’sbeingmixedupthewayIamwiththeproblemsoftwogovernmentsthatcatchesme。\"Headdedmagnanimously,\"Youseesomethingofthatyourself。\"
WelefttheshipatBrooklyn,andwithregretIpreparedtobidSchnitzelfarewell。SeldomhadImetalittlebeastsooffensive,buthisvanity,hislies,hismoralblindness,madeonepityhim。
Andintendaysinthesmoking—roomtogetherwehadhadmanyfriendlydrinksandmanyfriendlylaughs。HewasgoingtoahotelonlowerBroadway,andasmycab,onmywayuptown,passedthedoor,Iofferedhimalift。Heappearedtoconsidertheadvisabilityofthis,andthen,withmuchby—playofglancingoverhisshoulder,divedintothefrontseatanddrewdowntheblinds。
\"ThishotelIamgoingtoisanold—fashionedtrap,\"heexplained,\"buttheclerkiswisetome,understand,andIdon’thavetosigntheregister。\"
Aswedrewnearertothehotel,hesaid:\"It’sapitywecan’tdineoutsomewheresandgotothetheatre,but——youknow?\"
WithalmosttoomuchheartinessIhastilyagreeditwouldbeimprudent。
\"Iunderstandperfectly,\"Iassented。\"Youareamarkedman。
Untilyougetthosepaperssafeinthehandsofyour’people,’youmustbeverycautious。\"
\"That’sright,\"hesaid。Thenhesmiledcraftily。
\"Iwonderifyou’reonyettowhichmypeopleare。\"
IassuredhimthatIhadnoidea,butthatfromtheaviditywithwhichhehadabusedthemIguessedhewasworkingfortheWalker—
Keefecrowd。
Hebothsmiledandscowled。
\"Don’tyouwishyouknew?\"hesaid。\"I’vetoldyoualotofinsidestories,Mr。Crosby,butI’llnevertellonmypalsagain。Notme!
That’sMYsecret。\"
Atthedoorofthehotelhebademeahastygood—by,andforafewminutesIbelievedthatSchnitzelhadpassedoutofmylifeforever。Then,intakingaccountofmybelongings,Imissedmyfield—glasses。Irememberedthat,inordertoopenatrunkforthecustomsinspectors,IhadhandedthemtoSchnitzel,andthathehadhungthemoverhisshoulder。Inourhasteatpartingwebothhadforgottenthem。
Iwasonlyafewblocksfromthehotel,andItoldthemantoreturn。
IinquiredforMr。Schnitzel,andtheclerk,whoapparentlyknewhimbythatname,saidhewasinhisroom,numbereighty—two。
\"Buthehasacallerwithhimnow,\"headded。\"Agentlemanwaswaitingforhim,and’sjustgoneup。\"
IwroteonmycardwhyIhadcalled,andsoonafterithadbeenborneskywardtheclerksaid:\"Iguesshe’llbeabletoseeyounow。That’sthepartythatwascallingonhim,there。\"
Henoddedtowardamanwhocrossedtherotundaquickly。Hisfacewastwistedfromus,asthough,ashealmostrantowardthestreet,hewerereadingtheadvertisementsonthewall。
Hereachedthedoor,andwaslostinthegreattideofBroadway。
Icrossedtotheelevator,andasIstoodwaiting,itdescendedwithacrash,andtheboywhohadtakenmycardflunghimself,shrieking,intotherotunda。
\"Thatman——stophim!\"hecried。\"Themanineighty—two——he’smurdered。\"
Theclerkvaultedthedeskandsprangintothestreet,andI
draggedtheboybacktothewireropeandweshottothethirdstory。Theboyshrankback。Achambermaid,crouchingagainstthewall,herfacecolorless,loweredonehand,andpointedatanopendoor。
\"Inthere,\"shewhispered。
Inamean,commonroom,stretchedwherehehadbeenstruckbackuponthebed,Ifoundtheboywhohadelectedtomeddleinthe\"problemsoftwogovernments。\"
Intinyjets,fromthreewideknife—wounds,hisbloodflowedslowly。Hisstaringeyeswereliftedupinfearandinentreaty。
Iknewthathewasdying,andasIfeltmyimpotencetohelphim,I
askeenlyfeltagreatrageandahatredtowardthosewhohadstruckhim。
Ileanedoverhimuntilmyeyeswereonlyafewinchesfromhisface。
\"Schnitzel!\"Icried。\"Whodidthis?Youcantrustme。Whodidthis?Quick!\"
Isawthatherecognizedme,andthattherewassomethingwhich,withterribleeffort,hewastryingtomakemeunderstand。
Inthehallwastherushofmanypeople,running,exclaiming,thenoiseofbellsringing;fromanotherfloorthevoiceofawomanshriekedhysterically。
Atthesoundstheeyesoftheboygreweloquentwithentreaty,andwithamovementthatcalledfromeachwoundafreshoutburst,likeamanstrangling,heliftedhisfingerstohisthroat。
Voiceswerecallingforwater,towaitforthedoctor,towaitforthepolice。ButIthoughtIunderstood。
Stilldoubtinghim,stillunbelieving,ashamedofmyowncredulity,Itoreathiscollar,andmyfingerscloseduponapackageofoiledsilk。
Istooped,andwithmyteethrippeditopen,andholdingbeforehimtheslipsofpaperitcontained,torethemintotinyshreds。
Theeyessmiledatmewithcunning,withtriumph,withdeepcontent。
ItwassoliketheSchnitzelIhadknownthatIbelievedstillhemighthavestrengthenoughtohelpme。
\"Whodidthis?\"Ibegged。\"I’llhanghimforit!Doyouhearme?\"
Icried。
Seeinghimlyingthere,withthelifecutoutofhim,sweptmewithablindanger,withaneedtopunish。
\"I’llseetheyhangforit。Tellme!\"Icommanded。\"Whodidthis?\"
Theeyes,nowfilledwithweariness,lookedupandthelipsmovedfeebly。
\"Myownpeople,\"hewhispered。
InmyindignationIcouldhaveshakenthetruthfromhim。Ibentcloser。
\"Then,byGod,\"Iwhisperedback,\"you’lltellmewhotheyare!\"
Theeyesflashedsullenly。
\"That’smysecret,\"saidSchnitzel。
Theeyessetandthelipsclosed。
Amanatmysideleanedoverhim,anddrewthesheetacrosshisface。