PrefaceInAugustinumDobsonLoyalLyricsHowtheMaidMarchedfromBloisLonePlacesoftheDeerAnOldSongJacobite\"AuldLangSyne\"
ThePrince’sBirthdayTheTenthofJune,1715
WhiteRoseDayRedandWhiteRosesTheBonnieBankso’LochLomondKenmureCullodenTheLastoftheLealJeanned’ArcCricketRhymesToHelenBalladeofDeadCricketersBrahmaCriticalofLife,Art,andLiteratureGainsboroughGhostsARemonstrancewiththeFairRhymeofRhymesRhymeofOxfordCockneyRhymesRococoTheFoodofFiction\"AHighlyValuableChainofThoughts\"
MatrimonyPiscatoriPiscatorTheContentedAnglerOffmyGameThePropertyofaGentlemanwhohasGivenupCollectingTheBalladeoftheSubconsciousSelfBalladeoftheOptimistZimbabweLove’sCryptogramTusitalaDisdainfulDiapheniaTallSalmacisJubileePoemsWhatFrancescosaidoftheJubileeThePoetandtheJubileeOnanyBeachOdeofJubileeJubileebeforeRevolutionFolkSongsFrenchPeasantSongsBalladsTheYoungRuthvenTheQueeno’SpainandtheBauldMcLeanKeithofCraigentollyPREFACE
Thispoorlittleflutterofrhymeswouldnothavebeenletdownthewind:theprojectwouldhavebeenabandonedbutforthetooflatteringencouragementofaresponsiblefriend。Itrustthathemaynot\"livetoruetheday,\"likeKeithofCraigentollyintheballad。
The\"LoyalLyrics\"onCharlesandJamesandtheWhiteRosemustnotbeunderstoodasimplyingarebelliousdesireforthesubversionofthepresentillustriousdynasty。
\"ThesearebutsymbolsthatIsing,ThesenamesofPrince,androse,andKing;
Typesofthingsdearthatdonotdie,Butreigninloyalmemory。
ACROSSTHEWATERsurelytheyAbidetheirtwenty—ninthofMay;
Andweshallhailtheirhappyreign,WhenLifecomestohisownagain,\"—
overthewaterthatdividesusfromthevoicesandfacesofourdesiresanddreams。
Oftheballads,TheYoungRuthvenandTheQueenofSpainwerewrittenincompetitionwiththestreetminstrelsofthecloseofthesixteenthcentury。ThelegendonwhichTheYoungRuthvenisbasediswellknown;TheQueenofSpainisthestoryoftheFlorencia,ashipoftheSpanishArmada,wreckedinTobermoryBay,asitwastoldtomebyamarinerintheSoundofMull。InKeithofCraigentollythefamilyandterritorialnamesoftheheroorvillainarepurposelyaltered,soastoavoidinjuringsusceptibilitiesandarousingunavailingregrets。
INAUGUSTINUMDOBSON——JAMRUDEDONATUM
DearPoet,nowturnedouttograss(LikehimwhoreignedinBabylon),ForgettheseasonsoverlaidBybusinessandtheBoardofTrade:
Andsingofold—worldladandlassAsinthesummersthataregone。
BacktothegoldenprimeofAnne!
Whenyouambassadorhadbeen,Andbroughto’erseatheKingagain,BeatrixEsmondinhistrain,Ah,happybardtoholdherfan,AndhappylandwithsuchaQueen!
Welivetooearly,ortoolate,YoushouldhavesharedthepintofPope,Andtaught,wellpleased,theshiningshellTomurmurofthefairLepel,AndchangedthestarsofSt。John’sfateTosomemorehappyhoroscope。
Byduchesseswithrosescrowned,Andfedwithchickenandchampagne,Urbaneandwitty,andtoowaryToriskthefeudofLadyMary,YoushouldhavewalkedthecourtlygroundOftimesthatcannotcomeagain。
Bringbacktheseyearsinverseorprose,(Iverymuchpreferyourverse!)
AsonsomeTwenty—NinthofMayRestorethesplendourandthesway,Forgetthesins,thewars,thewoes—
Thejoysalonemustyourehearse。
Forgetthedunces(thereisnoneSostupidastosnarlatYOU);
SomayyouryearswithpenandbookRunpleasantasanEnglishbrookThroughmeadowsfloralinthesun,Andshadowsfragrantofthedew。
Andthusatendingofyourspan—
Asallmustend——theworldshallsay,\"Hisbesthegave:heleftusnotAlinethatsaintscouldwishtoblot,Forhewasblameless,thoughaman,Andthoughthepoet,hewasgay!\"
HOWTHEMAIDMARCHEDFROMBLOIS
(SupposedtobenarratedbyJamesPower,orPolwarth,herScottishbanner—painter。)
TheMaidencalledforhergreatdestrier,ButhelashedlikeafiendwhentheMaiddrewnear:
\"LeadhimforthtotheCross!\"shecried,andhestoodLikeasteedofbronzebytheHolyRood!
ThenIsawtheMaidenmountandride,Withagoodsteelsperthethatswungbyherside,AndgirtwiththeswordoftheHeavenlyBride,Thatissainedwithcrossesfiveforasign,ThemysticalswordofSt。Catherine。
Andthelilybannerwasblowingwide,WiththeflowersofFranceonthefieldoffameAnd,blentwiththeblossoms,theHolyName!
AndtheMaiden’sblazonwasshownonashield,ARGENT,ADOVE,ONANAZUREFIELD;
Thatbannerwaswroughtbythishand,yesee,FortheloveoftheMaidandchivalry。
Herbannerwasbornebyapageofgrace,Withhairofgold,andalady’sface;
Andbehindittheranksofhermenweredressed—
Neveramanbutwascleanconfessed,Jackmanandarcher,lordandknight,Theirsoulswerecleanandtheirheartswerelight:
Therewasneveranoath,therewasneveralaugh,AndLaHiresworesoftbyhisleadingstaff!
Hadwediedinthathourwehadwontheskies,AndtheMaidenhadmarchedusthroughParadise!
Amomentsheturnedtothepeoplethere,WhohadcometogazeontheMaidenfair;
Amomentsheglancedattheringshewore,ShemurmuredtheHolyNameitbore,Then,\"ForFranceandtheKing,goodpeoplepray!\"
Shespoke,andshecriedtous,\"ONANDAWAY!\"
Andtheshoutsbrokeforth,andtheflowersraineddown,AndtheMaidenledustoOrleanstown。
LONEPLACESOFTHEDEER
Loneplacesofthedeer,Corrie,andLoch,andBen,Fountthatwellsinthecave,Voiceoftheburnandthewave,SoftlyyousingandclearOfCharlieandhismen!
Herehashelurked,andhereTheheatherhasbeenhisbed,ThewastesoftheislandsknewAndtheHighlandheartsweretrueTothebonny,thebrave,thedear,Theroyal,thehuntedhead。
ANOLDSONG——1750
Oh,it’shame,hame,hame,Andit’shameIwadnabe,TilltheLordcallsKingJamesTohisaincountrie,BidsthewindblawfraeFrance,TilltheFirthkepsthefaem,AndLochGarryandLochielBringPrinceCharliehame。
MaytheladsPrinceCharlieledThatwerehardonWillie’strack,WhenfraeLaffenfieldhefled,Wi’theclaymoreathisback,MaytheystandonScottishsoilWhentheWhiteRosebearsthegree,AndtheLordcallstheKingTohisaincountrie!
BidtheseasariseandstandLikewallsonilkaside,TillourHighlandladpassthroughWithJehovahforhisguide。
DryuptheRiverForth,AsThoudidsttheRedSea,WhenIsraelcamhameTohisaincountrie。{1}
JACOBITE\"AULDLANGSYNE。\"——LOCHIEL’SREGIMENT,1747
ThoughnowwetakeKingLewie’sfeeAnddrinkKingLewie’swine,We’llbringtheKingfraeowerthesea,Asinauldlangsyne。
For,hethatdidproudPharaohcrush,AndsaveauldJacob’sline,WillspeaktoCharlieintheBush,LikeMoses,langsyne。
Foroftwe’vegarredtheredcoatsrun,FraeGarrytotheRhine,FraeBaugebrigtoFalkirkmoor,Nothatlangsyne。
TheDukemaywiththeDevildrink,Andwi’thedeilmaydine,ButCharlie’sdineinHolyrood,Asinauldlangsyne。
ForhewhodidproudPharaohcrush,TosaveauldJacob’sline,ShallspeaktoCharlieintheBush,LikeMoses,langsyne。
THEPRINCE’SBIRTHDAY——ROME,31STDECEMBER,1721
(Anew—bornstarshone,whichisfiguredonanearlyMedalofPrinceCharles。)
AwonderfulstarshoneforthFromthefrozenskiesoftheNorthUponRome,foranOldYear’snight:
AndafloweronthedearwhiteRoseBroke,intheseasonofsnows,Tobloomforaday’sdelight。
Lostisthestarinthenight,AndtheRoseofaday’sdelightFled\"wheretherosesgo\":
Butthefragranceandlightfromafar,BornoftheRoseandtheStar,Breatheo’ertheyearsandthesnow。
THETENTHOFJUNE,1715
(BeingaSongwritforaladybornonJune10th,thebirthdayofhisMostSacredMajestyKingJamesIII。andVIII。)
DayoftheKingandtheflower!
Andthegirlofmyheart’sdelight,Theblackbirdsingsinthebower,AndthenightingalesingsinthenightAsongtotheroseswhite。
DayoftheflowerandtheKing!
WhenshallthesailsofwhiteShineontheseasandbringIntheday,inthedawn,inthenight,TheKingtohislandandhisright?
Dayofmyloveandmymay,Afterthelongyears’flight,BornontheKing’sbirthday,Bornformyheart’sdelight,Withthedawnoftheroseswhite!
Blackastheblackbird’swingIsherhair,andherbrowaswhiteAsthewhiteroseblossoming,Andhereyesasthefalcon’sbrightAndherheartislealtotheright。
Whenshallthejoybellsring?
WhenshallthehoursuniteTherightwiththemightofmyKing,Andmyheartwithmyheart’sdelight;
Inthedawn,intheday,inthenight?
WHITEROSEDAY——JUNE10,1688
’Twasadayoffaithandflowers,Ofhonourthatcouldnotdie,OfHopethatcountedthehours,OfsorrowingLoyalty:
AndtheBlackbirdsanginthecloses,TheBlackbirdpipedinthespring,ForthedayofthedawnoftheRoses,ThedawnofthedayoftheKing!
Whiterosesovertheheather,AnddownbytheLowlandlea,Andfarinthefaintblueweather,Awhitesailguessedonthesea!
Butthedeepnightgathersandcloses,ShalleveramorningbringThelordofthelealwhiteroses,ThefaceoftherightfulKing?
REDANDWHITEROSES
RedrosesunderthesunFortheKingwhoislordofland;
Buthedieswhenhisdayisdone,ForhismemorycarethnoneWhentheglassrunsemptyofsand。
WhiterosesunderthemoonFortheKingwithoutlandstogive;
ButhereignswiththereignofJune,WiththeroseandtheBlackbird’stune,AndheliveswhileFaithshalllive。
Redrosesforbeefandbeer;
Redrosesforwineandgold;
Buttheydrankofthewaterclear,Inexileandsorrycheer,Tothekingsofoursiresofold。
Redrosesforwealthandmight;
Whiterosesforhopesthatflee;
Andthedreamsofthedayandthenight,FortheLordofourheart’sdelight—
FortheKingthatiso’erthesea。
THEBONNIEBANKSO’LOCHLOMOND——1746
There’sanendingo’thedance,andfairMorag’ssafeinFrance,AndtheClanstheyhaepaidthelawing,Andthewuddyhasherain,andwetwaareleftalane,Freeo’Carlislegaolinthedawing。
Soye’lltakthehighroad,andI’lltakthelaighroad,An’I’llbeinScotlandbeforeye:
Butmeandmytruelovewillnevermeetagain,Bythebonnie,bonniebankso’LochLomond。
Formylove’sheartbrakeintwa,whenshekennedtheCause’sfa’,Andshesleepswherethere’snevernaneshallwaken,Wheretheglenliesa’inwrack,wi’thehousestoomandblack,Andherfather’sha’sforsaken。
Whilethere’sheatheronthehillshallmyvengeancene’erbestill,Whileabushhidestheglinto’agun,lad;
Wi’themeno’SergeantMorshallIworktopaythescore,TillIwitheronthewuddyinthesun,lad!
Soye’lltakthehighroad,andI’lltakthelaighroad,An’I’llbeinScotlandbeforeye:
Butmeandmytruelovewillnevermeetagain,Bythebonnie,bonniebankso’LochLomond。
KENMURE——1715
\"Theheather’sinablaze,Willie,TheWhiteRosedecksthetree,TheFieryCrossisonthebraes,AndtheKingisonthesea!
\"RemembergreatMontrose,Willie,RememberfairDundee,AndstrikeonestrokeattheforeignfoesOftheKingthat’sonthesea。
\"There’sGordonsintheNorth,Willie,Arerisingfrankandfree,ShallaKenmureGordonnotgoforthFortheKingthat’sonthesea?
\"Atrustyswordtodraw,Willie,Acomelyweirdtodree,FortheRoyalRosethat’slikethesnaw,AndtheKingthat’sonthesea!\"
Hecastaelookacrosshislands,Lookedoverlochandlea,Hetookhisfortuneinhishands,FortheKingwasonthesea。
KenmureshavefoughtinGallowayForKirkandPresbyt’rie,ThisKenmurefacedhisdyingday,ForKingJamesacrossthesea。
Itlittleskillswhatfaithmenvaunt,IfloyalmentheybeToChrist’sainKirkandCovenant,OrtheKingthat’so’erthesea。
CULLODEN
Dark,darkwasthedaywhenwelookedonCullodenAndchillwasthemistdropthatclungtothetree,Theoatsoftheharvesthungheavyandsodden,Nolightonthelandandnowindonthesea。
Therewaswind,therewasrain,therewasfireontheirfaces,Whentheclansbrokethebayonetsanddiedontheguns,And’tisHonourthatwatchesthedesolateplacesWheretheysleepthroughthechangeofthesnowsandthesuns。
Unfedandunmarshalled,outwornandoutnumbered,Allhopelessandfearless,asfiercelytheyfought,AswhenFalkirkwithheapsofthefallenwascumbered,AswhenGledsmuirwasredwiththehavoctheywrought。
Ah,woeworthyou,Sleat,andthefaiththatyouvowed,Ah,woeworthyou,Lovat,Traquair,andMackay;
AndwoeonthefalsefairyflagofMacleod,Andthefatsquireswhodrank,butwhodarednottodie!
WherethegravesofClanChattanareclusteredtogether,WhereMacgillavraydiedbytheWelloftheDead,WestoopedtothemoorlandandpluckedthepaleheatherThatbloomswherethehopeoftheStuartwassped。
Andawhisperawokeonthewilderness,sighing,Likethevoiceoftheheroeswhobattledinvain,\"NotforTearlachalonetheredclaymorewasplying,Buttobringbacktheoldlifethatcomesnotagain。\"
THELASTOFTHELEAL——DECEMBER31,1787
Here’sahealthtoeverymanBorethebruntofwindandweather;
WinnowedsorebyFortune’sfan,Fadedfaithofchiefandclan:
NairneandCarylstandtogether;
Here’sahealthtoeverymanBorethebruntofwindandweather!
Oh,roundCharliemanyran,Whenhisfootwasontheheather,Whenhisswordshoneinthevan。
Nowatendingofhisspan,GaskandCarylstandtogether!
Ne’erahopefromplotorplan,Ne’erahopefromroseorheather;
Ay,theKing’sabrokenman;
Fewwillbless,andmostwillban。
NairneandCarylstandtogether!
HelpisnonefromCrownorclan,Franceisfalse,aflutteredfeather;
ButKingsarenotmadebyman,TillGodendwhatGodbegan,NairneandCarylstandtogether,GaskandCarylstandtogether;
Here’sahealthtoeverymanBorethebruntofwindandweather!
JEANNEd’ARC
Thehonourofaloyalboy,Thecourageofapaladin,Withmaiden’smirth,thesoulofjoy,Thesedweltherhappybreastwithin。
Fromshame,fromdoubt,fromfear,fromsin,AsGod’sownangelswasshefree;
Oldworldsshallend,andnewbeginTobeEreanycomelikeherwhofoughtForFrance,forfreedom,fortheKing;
WhocounselofredemptionbroughtWhenceeventhearmedArchangel’swingMightwearysoreinvoyaging;
WhoheardherVoicescry\"Befree!\"
SuchMaidnolaterhumanspringShallsee!
SaintsMichael,Catherine,Margaret,WhosowedtheseedthatThoumustreap,Ifeyesofangelsmaybewet,AndiftheSaintshaveleavetoweep,InParadiseonepaintheykeep,Maiden!onemortalmemory,Onesorrowthatcanneversleep,ForThee!
TOHELEN
(Afterseeingherbowlwithherusualsuccess。)
ST。LEONARD’SHALL
Helen,thybowlingistomeLikethatwiseAlfredShaw’sofyore,Whichgentlybrokethewicketsthree:
FromAlfredfewcouldsmackafour:
Mostdifficulttoscore!
Themusicofthemoaningsea,Therattleoftheflyingbails,Thegreysadspires,thetawnysails—
Whatmemoriestheybringtome,Beholdingthee!
Uponouroldmonasticpitch,HowsportsmanlikeIseetheestand!
Theleatherinthylilyhand,Oh,Helenoftheyorkers,whichArenoblyplanned!
BALLADEOFDEADCRICKETERS
Ah,wherebeBeldhamnow,andBrett,Barker,andHogsflesh,wherebethey?
Brett,ofallbowlersfleetestyetThatdrovethebailsindisarray?
AndSmallthatwould,likeOrpheus,playTillwildbullsfollowedhisminstrelsy?{2}
Booker,andQuiddington,andMay?
Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!
AndwhereisLambert,thatwouldgetThestumpswithballsthatbrokeastray?
AndMann,whoseballswouldricochetInalmostanunholyway(Sodobaseballers\"pitch\"to—day)
GeorgeLear,thatseldomletabye,AndRichardNyren,graveandgray?
Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!
TomSueter,too,theladies’pet,Brownthatwouldbravestheartsaffray;
Walker,invinciblewhenset,(Tom,ofthespiderlimbsandsplay);
Thinkyethatwecouldmatchthem,pray,TheseheroesofBroad—halfpenny,WithBucktohit,andSmalltostay?
Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!
ENVOY。
Prince,canstthoumoralisethelay?
Howallthingschangebelowthesky!
OfFryandGraceshallmortalssay,\"Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!\"
BRAHMA——AFTEREMERSON
Ifthewildbowlerthinkshebowls,Orifthebatsmanthinkshe’sbowled,Theyknownot,poormisguidedsouls,Theytooshallperishunconsoled。
Iamthebatsmanandthebat,Iamthebowlerandtheball,Theumpire,thepavilioncat,Theroller,pitch,andstumps,andall。
GAINSBOROUGHGHOSTS——INTHEGROSVENORGALLERY
Theysmileuponthewesternwall,Thelipsthatlaughedanageagone,Thefops,thedukes,thebeautiesall,LeBrunthatsang,andCarrthatshone。
Wegazewithidleeyes:weconThefacesofaneldertime—
Alas!andOURSisflittingon;
Oh,moralforanemptyrhyme!
Think,whenthetumultandthecrowdHaveleftthesolemnroomsandchill,Whendilettantiarenotloud,Whenladycriticsarenotshrill—
Ah,thinkhowstrangeuponthestillDimairmaysoundthesevoicesfaint;
OncemoremayJohnsontalkhisfillAndfairDalrymplecharmtheSaint!
Ofustheyspeakasweofthem,Likeus,perchance,theycriticise:
Ourwit,theyvote,isBrummagem;
Ourbeauty——dimtoDevon’seyes!
Theirsilksandlaceourclothdespise,Theirpumps——ourbootsthatpadthemud,WhatmodernfopwithWalpolevies?
WithSt。Legerwhatmodernblood?
Ah,true,welackthecharm,thewit,Ourverygreatest,sure,aresmall;
AndMr。GladstoneisnotPitt,AndGarrickcomesnotwhenwecall。
Yet——passanage——and,afterall,EvenWEmaypleasethefolkthatlookWhenwearefacesonthewall,Andvoicesinahistorybook!
InArtthestatesmanyetshalllive,Withcollarskeen,withRomannose;
ToBeautyyetshallMillaisgiveTherosesthatoutlasttherose:
Thelordsofverse,theslavesofprose,Oncanvasyetshallseemalive,Andcharmthemobthatcomesandgoes,Andlives——in1985。
AREMONSTRANCEWITHTHEFAIR
Therearethoughtsthatthemindcannotfathom,Themindoftheanimalmale;
Butwomanabundantlyhath’em,Andmostlyhernotionsprevail。
AndwhyladiesreadwhattheyDOreadIsathingthatnomanmayexplain,AndifanyoneasksforatrueredeHeaskethinvain。
Ah,whyiseach\"passingdepression\"
OfstoriesthatgloomilyboreReceivedasthesubtleexpressionOfalmostunspeakablelore?
Inthedreary,thesickly,thegrimySay,whydoourwomendelight,AndwhereforesoconstantlyplymeWithShipsintheNight?
Dearladies,invainyouapproachus,Withbookstoyourtasteinyourhands;
For,alas!thoughyouoffertocoachus,YetthesoulofnomanunderstandsWhythegrubbyisalwaysthemoral,Whythenasty’spreferredtothenice,WhileyoukeepupasecularquarrelWithagaylittleVice;
Yes,aVicewithherlipsfulloflaughter,AVicewitharoseinherhair,Youcondemninthepresentandafter,Todarknessofutterdespair:
Butasin,ifnoraptureredeemit,Butapassionthat’spaleandplayedout,Orinsurgicalhands——youesteemitWorthscribblingabout!
Whatissauceforthegoose,fortheganderIssauce,yeinconsequentfair!
Itisbettertolaughthantomaunder,Andbetterismirththandespair;
AndthoughLife’snotallbeerandallskittles,YettheSun,onoccasion,canshine,And,monDieu!he’safoolwhobelittlesThiscosmosofThine!
Therearecakes,thereisale——ay,andgingerShallbehotinthemouth,asofold:
Andavillain,withcloakandwithwhinger,Andahero,inarmourofgold,Andamaidwithafacelikealily,Withaheartthatisstainlessandgay,MakeataleworthaworldofthesillySadtrashofto—day!
RHYMEOFRHYMES
WildonthemountainpeakthewindRepeatsitsoldrefrain,Likeghostsofmortalswhohavesinned,Andfainwouldsinagain。
For\"wind\"Idonotrhymeto\"mind,\"
Likemanymortalmen,\"Again\"(whenonereflects)’twerekindTorhymeasif\"agen。\"
InevermetasinglesoulWhoSPOKEof\"wind\"as\"wined,\"
Andyetweuseit,onthewhole,Torhymeto\"find\"and\"blind。\"
WeSAY,\"Nowdon’tdothatAGEN,\"
Whenpeoplegiveuspain;
Inpoetry,ninetimesinten,Itrhymesto\"Spain\"or\"Dane。\"
Oh,whicharewrongorwhichareright?
Oh,whicharerightorwrong?
Thesoundsinprosefamiliar,quite,Orthosewemeetinsong?
Toholdthat\"love\"canrhymeto\"prove\"
Requiressomeforceofwill,YetintheancientlyricgrooveWemeetthemrhymingstill。
Thiswasourlearnedfathers’wontInprehistorictimes,Wefollowit,orifwedon’t,Weoftrunshortofrhymes。
RHYMEOFOXFORDCOCKNEYRHYMES——(EXHIBITEDINTHEOXFORDMAGAZINE)
ThoughKeatsrhymed\"ear\"to\"Cytherea,\"
AndMorris\"dawn\"to\"morn,\"
Aworseexample,itisclear,ByOxfordDonsis\"shorn。\"
G—y,ofMagdalen,goesbeyondThesepunyCockneysfar,Andto\"Magrath\"rhymes——Musedespond!—
\"Magrath\"herhymesto\"star\"!
Anotherpoet,X。Y。Z。,Employstheword\"researcher,\"
Andthen,——hisbloodbeonhishead,—
Hemakesitrhymeto\"nurture。\"
Ah,neverwastheEnglishtongueSoflayed,andracked,andtortured,SinceoneIlove(whoshouldbehung)
Made\"tortured\"rhymeto\"orchard。\"
UnkindlyG—y’sragingpenNextcravesarhymeto\"sooner;\"
Rejecting\"Spooner,\"(bestofmen,)
HefastensonLACUNA(R)。
Nay,worse,inhisinfatuatemindHeendsaline\"explainer,\"
NoranyrhymecanG—yfindUntilhereachesJena(r)。
Yes,G—yshinestheworstofall,Heneedstorhyme\"embargo;\"
Themanhad\"Margot\"athiscall,HehadthegoodshipARGO;
Largohehad;yetdothheseekFurther,andnoembargoRestrainshimfromtheodious,weak,AndCockneyrhyme,\"Chicago\"!
YeOxfordDonsthatCockneysbe,Amongyourgardenstidy,Ifyouwouldaskamaidtotea,D’yecallthegirl\"alydy\"?
Andifyou’dsingofMr。Fry,Andneedarhymeto\"swiper,\"
AreyousocruelastotryTofilltheblankwith\"paper\"?
Oh,HoxfordwasapleasantpliceTomanyapoetdear,AndSaccharissahadthegriceInHoxfordtoappear。
ButWaller,iftoCythereaHeprayedatanytime,Didnotimplore\"herfriendlyear,\"
Andthinkhehadarhyme。
Now,ifyouasktowhataredueThehorrorswhichImention,IthinkweowethemtotheU—
Niversityextension。
FromHoxtonandfromPoplarcomeThe’Arrietsand’Arries,AndsotheOxfordMuseisdumb,Or,whenshesings,miscarries。
ROCOCO
(\"Mynameisalsonamed’PlayedOut。’\")
WhenfirstweheardRossettising,Wetwangedthemelancholylyre,Wesanglikethis,likeanything,WhenfirstweheardRossettising。
AndalloursongwasfadedSpring,Anddeaddelightanddarkdesire,WhenfirstweheardRossettising,Wetwangedthemelancholylyre。
(Andthisishowwetwangedit)—
THENEWORPHEUSTOHISEURYDICE
Whywiltthouwoo,ah,strangeEurydice,Alanguidlaurell’dOrpheusintheshades,Forhereiscompanyofshadowymaids,Hero,andHelenandPsamathoe:
Andlifeisliketheblossomonthetree,Andnevertumultoftheworldinvades,Thelowlightwanesandwaxes,flowersandfades,Andsleepissweet,anddreamssufficeforme;
\"Goback,andseekthesunlight,\"asofold,Thewiseghost—motherofOdysseussaid,HereamIhalfcontent,andscarcea—cold,Butonelightfitstheliving,onethedead;
Good—bye,beglad,forget!thoucanstnotholdInthykindarms,alas!thispowerlesshead。
WhenfirstweheardRossettising,Wealsowrotethiskindofthing!
THEFOODOFFICTION
Tobreakfast,dinner,ortolunchMystepsarelanguid,oncesospeedy;
E’enthough,liketheoldgentinPUNCH,\"Nothungry,but,thankgoodness!greedy。\"
Igazeuponthewell—spreadboard,Andhavetoown——oh,contradiction!
Thougheverydaintyitafford,There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。
\"Thebetterhalf\"——howgoodthesound!
OfScott’sorAinsworth’s\"venisonpasty,\"
IncupsofoldCanarydrowned,(Whichprobablywasverynasty)。
ThebeefsteakpuddingmadebyRuthTocheerTomPinchinhisaffliction,Ahme,inalltheworldoftruth,There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction!
ThecakesandhamandbutteredtoastThatgracedtheboardofGabrielVarden,InBracebridgeHalltheChristmasroast,FruitsfromtheGoblinMarketGarden。
Andifyou’deatofluscioussweetsAndyetescapefromgout’sinfliction,Justread\"St。Agnes’Eve\"byKeats—
There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。
WhatcupsofteawereeverbrewedLikeSaireyGamp’s——thedearoldsinner?
WhatsavourymesswaseverstewedLikethatforShort’sandCodlin’sdinner?
Whatwastheflavourofthat\"poy\"—
TousetheFotheringay’sowndiction—
Pendennisate,thelove—sickboy?
There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。
Prince,youareyoung——butyouwillfindAfterlife’syearsoffretandfriction,Thathungerwanes——butnevermind!
There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。
\"AHIGHLYVALUABLECHAINOFTHOUGHTS\"
Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn,NomanwouldbeafunkerOfwhin,orburn,orbunker。
Therewerenoneedformashies,Theturfwouldne’erbetorn,Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn。
Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn,ThebigtroutwouldnoteverEscapeintotheriver。
NogutthesalmonsmashesWouldleaveusallforlorn,Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn。
But’tisanunideal,Sadworldinwhichwe’reborn,Andthingswill\"gocontrairy\"
WithMartinandwithMary:
AndeverydaytherealComesbleaklyinwithmorn,Andcigaretteshaveashes,Andeveryroseathorn。
MATRIMONY
(Matrimony——Advertiserwouldliketohearfromwell—educatedProtestantlady,underthirty,fair,withviewtoabove,whowouldhavenoobjectiontoworkRemingtontype—writer,athome。Enclosephoto。T。99。ThisOffice。Corknewspaper。)
T。99wouldgladlyhearFromonewhoseyearsarefew,Amaidwhosedoctrinesaresevere,OfPresbyterianblue,Also——withviewtotheabove—
Herphotohewouldsee,AndtruststhatshemayliveandloveHisProtestanttobe!
Buterethesacredritesaredone(AndbynoPriestofRome)
He’dask,ifsheaRemingtonType—writerworks——athome?
IfshehavenoobjectionstoThistask,andifherhair—
Inkeepingwithhereyesofblue—
Bedelicatelyfair,Ah,THEN,letheraphotosendOfallhercharmsdivine,Tohimwhorestsherfaithfulfriend,HerownT。99。
PISCATORIPISCATOR——INMEMORYOFTHOMASTODSTODDART
Ananglertoananglerhere,Toonewholongednotforthebays,Ibringalittlegiftanddear,Alineoflove,awordofpraise,Acommonmemoryoftheways,ByElibankandYairthatlead;
Ofalltheburns,fromallthebraes,ThatyieldtheirtributetotheTweed。
Hisboyhoodfoundthewatersclean,Hisagedeploredthem,foulwithdye;
Butpurplehills,andcopsesgreen,Andtheseoldtowershewanderedby,StilltothesimplestrainsreplyOfhispureunrepiningreed,Wholieswherehewasfaintolie,LikeScott,withinthesoundofTweed。
THECONTENTEDANGLER
TheAnglerhathajollylifeWhobytherailrunsdown,Andleaveshisbusinessandhiswife,Andallthedinoftown。
Thewinddownstreamisblowingstraight,Andnowherecastcanhe:
Thenlo,hedothbutsitandwaitInkindlycompany。
Themillerturnsthewateroff,Orfolkbecuttingweed,Whilehedothatmisfortunescoff,Fromeverytroublefreed。
Orelsehewaitethforarise,Andne’erarisemaysee;
Forwhy,therearenotanyfliesTobearhimcompany。
Or,ifhemarkarisingtrout,Hestraightwayiscaughtup,Andthenhetakeshisflasketout,Anddrinksarousingcup。
Orifatrouthechancetohook,Weededandbrokeishe,AndthenhefindsagodlybookInstructivecompany。
OFFMYGAME
\"I’mofmygame,\"thegolfersaid,Andshookhislocksinwoe;
\"Myputterneverlaysmedead,Mydriveswillnevergo;
Howe’erIswing,howe’erIstand,Resultsarestillthesame,I’mintheburn,I’minthesand—
I’moffmygame!
\"Oh,wouldthatsuchmishapsmightfallOnLaidlayorMacfie,Thattheymighttoeorheeltheball,Andsclaffalonglikeme!
Menhurryfrommeinthestreet,Andexecratemyname,Oldpartnersshunmewhenwemeet—
I’moffmygame!
\"WhyisitthatIplayatall?
LetmemoryremindmeHowonceIsmoteuponmyball,Andbunkeredit——BEHINDME。
Imostlysliceintothewhins,Andmyexcuseislame—
Itcannotcoverhalfmysins—
I’moffmygame!
\"Ihatethesightofallmyset,IgrowmoroseasByron;
Ineverlovedabrasseyyet,AndnowIhateaniron。
Mycleekseemsmerelymadetotop,Myputting’swildortame;
It’sreallytimeformetostop—
I’moffmygame!\"
THEPROPERTYOFAGENTLEMANWHOHASGIVENUPCOLLECTING
OhblessedbethecartthattakesAwaymybooks,mycurse,myclog,BlessedtheauctioneerwhomakesTheirinefficientcatalogue。
BlessedthepurchaserswhopayHoweverlittle——lesswerefit—
Blessedtherooms,therainyday,Theknock—outandtheendofit。
ForIamwearyofthesport,Thatseemedawhileagonesosweet,OfElzevirsaninchtooshort,AndFirstEditions——incomplete。
Wearyofcrestsandcoatsofarms,\"AttributedtoPadeloup\"
TheshamDeromeshavelosttheircharms,ThethingsLeGascondidnotdo。
IneverreadthecataloguesOfrubbishthatcomethickasrooks,ButmostIloathethedrearydogsThatwriteinprose,orworse,onbooks。
LargepapersurelycannothideTheirgrammar,norexcusetheirrhyme,TheanecdotesthattheyprovideAreolderthanthedawnoftime。
Yebores,ofeveryshapeandsize,Whomakeatediumofdelight,Good—bye,thelastofmygood—byes。
Goodnight,toallyourclangoodnight!
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Thusinasullenfitweswore,Butonmaturereflection,Wentoncollectingmoreandmore,Andkeptouroldcollection!
THEBALLADEOFTHESUBCONSCIOUSSELF
WhosuddenlycallstoourkenTheknowledgethatshouldnotbethere;
WhocharmsMr。Steadwiththepen,OfthePrinceofthePowersoftheAir;
WhomakesPhysiologistsstare—
Isheghost,ishedemon,orelf,Whofashionsthedreamofthefair?
ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。
He’stheallyofMedicineMenWhoconsulttheAustralianbear,And’tishe,withhislightsonthefen,WhohelpsJacko’LanthorntosnareThepeasantsofDevon,whoswearUnderCommonwealth,Stuart,orGuelph,Thattheyneverhadhalfsuchascare—
ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。
Itishe,fromhiscerebralden,Whorapsupontableandchair,Whofrightensthehousemaid,andthenSlinksback,likeathief,tohislair:
’TistheBrownie(accordingtoMair)
Whorattlesthepotsontheshelf,ButthePsychicalsagesdeclare\"ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。\"
Prince,eachofusallisapair—
TheConscious,wholaboursforpelf,Andtheother,whocharmedMr。Blair,ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。
BALLADEOFTHEOPTIMIST
HeednotthefolkwhosingorsayInsonnetsadorsermonchill,\"Alas,alack,andwell—a—day,Thisroundworld’sbutabitterpill。\"
Poorporcupinesoffretfulquill!
Sometimeswequarrelwithourlot:
We,too,aresadandcareful;stillWe’dratherbealivethannot。
WhatthoughwewishthecatsatplayWouldsomeoneelse’sgardentill;
ThoughSophonisbadropthetrayAndallourworshippedWorcesterspill,Thoughneighbours\"practise\"loudandshrill,ThoughMaybecoldandJunebehot,ThoughAprilfreezeandAugustgrill,We’dratherbealivethannot。
And,sometimesonasummer’sdayToselfandeverymortalillWegivetheslip,westealaway,Towalkbesidesomesedgyrill:
Thedarkeningyears,thecaresthatkill,Alittlewhilearewellforgot;
Whendeepinbroomuponthehill,We’dratherbealivethannot。
Pistol,withoathsdidstthoufulfilThetaskthybraggarttonguebegot,Weeatourleekwithbetterwill,We’dratherbealivethannot。
ZIMBABWE
(TheruinedGoldCitiesofRhodesia。TheOphirofScripture。)
Intothedarknesswhencetheycame,Theypassed,theircountryknowethnone,TheyandtheirgodswithoutanamePartakethesameoblivion。
Theirworktheydid,theirworkisdone,Whosegold,itmaybe,shonelikefireAboutthebrowsofSolomon,AndintheHouseofGod’sDesire。
Hencecamethealtarallofgold,ThehingesoftheHolyPlace,ThecenserwiththefragrancerolledSkywardtoseekJehovah’sface;
ThegoldenArkthatdidencaseTheLawwithinJerusalem,TheliliesandtheringstograceTheHighPriest’srobeanddiadem。
Thepestilence,thedesertspear,Smotethem;theypassed,withnonetotellThenamesofthemwholabouredhere:
Starkwallsandcrumblingcrucible,Straitgates,andgraves,andruinedwell,Abide,dumbmonumentsofold,Weknowbutthatmenfoughtandfell,Likeus,likeus,forloveofGold。
LOVE’SCRYPTOGRAM
[Theauthor(ifhecanbesostyled)awokefromarestlesssleep,withthefirststanzaofthefollowingpieceinhismind。Hehasnomemoryofcomposingit,eitherawakeorasleep。HehadlongknowntheperhapsPythagoreanfableofthebean—juice,butcertainlyneverthoughtofapplyingittoanamorouscorrespondence!TheremainingversesarethecontributionofhisConsciousSelf!]
ELLE。
Icannotwrite,Imaynotwrite,Idarenotwritetothee,Butlookonthefaceofthemoonbynight,Andmylettersshaltthousee。
Foreveryletterthatloverswrite,Bytheirlovesonthemoonisseen,Iftheypentheirthoughtonthepaperwhite,Withthemagicjuiceofthebean!
LUI。
Oh,Ihadwrittenthismanyayear,Andmylettersyouhadread。
Hadyouonlytoldmethespell,mydear,Ereeverwetwainwerewed!
ButIhavealadyandyouhavealord,Andtheireyesareofthegreen,Andwedarednottrusttothewrittenword,Lestourlong,longlovebeseen!
ELLE。
\"Oh,everythoughtthatyourhearthasthought,Sincetheworldcameusbetween,Thebirdsoftheairtomyhearthavebrought,Withnowordheardorseen。\"
’TwasthusinadreamwespokeandsaidMyselfandmyloveunseen,ButIwokeandsighedonmywearybed,Forthespellofthejuiceofthebean!
TUSITALA
WespokeofarestinafairyknoweoftheNorth,buthe,FarfromthefirthsoftheEast,andtheracingtidesoftheWest,SleepsinthesightandthesoundoftheinfiniteSouthernSea,WearyandwellcontentinhisgraveontheVaeacrest。
Tusitala,theloverofchildren,thetelleroftales,Giverofcounselanddreams,awonder,aworld’sdelight,Lookso’erthelaboursofmenintheplainandthehill;andthesailsPassandrepassontheseathatheloved,inthedayandthenight。
WindsoftheWestandtheEastintherainyseasonblowHeavywithperfume,andallhisfragrantwoodsarewet,WindsoftheEastandWestastheywandertoandfro,Bearhimtheloveofthelandheloved,andthelongregret。
Oncewewerekindest,hesaid,whenleaguesofthelimitlessseaFlowedbetweenus,butnowthatnowashofthewanderingtidesSundersuseachfromeach,yetnearerweseemtobe,WhomonlytheunbridgedstreamoftheriverofDeathdivides。
DISDAINFULDIAPHENIA
ThereisnovenomintheRoseThatanybeeshouldshrinkfromit;
NopoisonfromtheLilyflows,Shehathnotadisdainfulwit;
Butthou,thatRoseandLilyart,ThytonguedothpoisonCupid’sdart!
NatureherselftodeadlyflowersRefusethbeautylestthevainInsectsthathumthroughAugusthoursWithbeautyshouldsuckintheirbane;
Butthou,asRoseorLilyfair,Artcircledwithenvenomedair!
LikePrognedidstthoulosethytongue,Thyloversmightadoreandlive;
LikethatwitchCirce,oftbesung,Thouhastdeargifts,ifthouwouldstgive;
Butsincethouhastawickedwit,Thyloversfade,orfleefromit。
TALLSALMACIS
Wereanappletreeapine,Tallandslim,andsoftlyswaying,Thenherbeautywerelikethine,Salmacis,whenbouneaMaying,Tallasanypoplartree,Sweetasappleblossomsbe!
HadtheAmazonianQueenSeenthee’midstthymaidenpeers,ThoutheCoronelhadstbeenOfthatlady’sGrenadiers;
Troyhadnevermournedherfall,Withthineaxetoguardherwall。
AsPenthesileabraveIsthemaiden(inherdreams);
Iliumshewellmightsave,ThoughAchilles’armourgleams,’MidsttheGreeks;allvainitis,’GainsttheglanceofSalmacis!
WHATFRANCESCOSAIDOFTHEJUBILEE——BYR。B。
Whatifwecallitfiftyyears!’Tissteep!
Toclimbsohighagradient?PrateofGuides?
Arewenotroped?TheDanger?Nay,theTurf,Nolessnormorethanmountainpeaks,myfriend,HearstalkofRoping,——buttheJubilee!
Nay,thereyouhaveme:oldFrancescoonce(ThiswasinMilan,inVisconti’stime,OurwildVisconti,withonelipaskance,Andbeardtongue—twistedinthenostril’snook)
Parlousenough,——thesetimes——what?\"Soareours\"?
Oranytimes,i’fegs,tohimwhothinks,—
Well’twasinSpring\"thefrolicmyrtletreesTheregenderedthegraveolivestocks,\"——youcry\"Amiracle!\"——Sordellowriteththus,—
Believemethatindeed’twasthus,andhe,Francesco,youarewithme?Well,there’sgloomNolessthangladnessinyourfiftyyears,\"Andso,\"saidhe,\"tosupperaswemay。\"
\"Voltairean?\"Soyoutakeit;but’tislate,Anddinnerseven,sharp,atPrimroseHill。
THEPOETANDTHEJUBILEE
POSCIMUR!BYA。D。
ABirthdayOdeforMEGorNAN,ARhymeforLadyFLORA’sFan,AVerseonSmut,who’sgoneastray,TheseThingsareinthePoet’sway;
AtHomewithpraiseofJULIA’sLace,OrDELIA’sAnkles,ROSE’sFace,But\"Somethingoverparted\"He,Whenaskedtorhymethejubilee!
Hethereforeturns,thePoetwary,AndThumbshisCarmenSeculare,ToPHOEBUSandtoDIANprays,WhotuneMen’sLyresofHolidays,HereadsoftheSibyllineShades,OfStainlessBoysandchosenMaids。
Heturns,andreadstheotherPage,OfdocileYouth,andplacidAge,ThenSingshow,inthisgoldenYearFidesPudorquereappear,—
Andiftheydon’tappear,youknowitWerequiteunjusttoblamethePoet!
ONANYBEACH——BYM。A。
Yes,inthestreamandstressofthings,Thatbreaksarounduslikethesea,TherecomestoPeasantsandtoKings,ThesolemnHourofJubilee。
Ifthey,tillstrenuousNaturegiveSomefiftyharvests,chancetolive!
Ah,Fiftyharvests!ButthecornIsgrownbesidethebarrenmain,Issaltwithsea—spray,blownandborneAcrossthegreenunvintagedplain。
Andlife,livedoutforfiftyyears,Isbrinywiththesprayoftears!
Ah,suchisLife,tousthatliveHere,inthetwilightoftheGods,Whoweigheachgifttheworldcangive,Andsighandmurmur,What’stheoddsSolong’syou’rehappy?Nay,whatManFindsHappinesssinceTimebegan?
ODEOFJUBILEE——BYA。C。S。
Me,thathavesungandshrieked,andfoamedinpraiseofFreedom,MEdoyouasktosingParochialpomps,andwaste,thewailofJubileedomForQueen,orPrince,orKing!
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Nay,bythefoamthatfleetingoarshavefeathered,InGrecianseas;
Nay,bythewindsthatbarquesAthenianweathered—
ByalloftheseIbidyoueachbemute,Bardstamedandtethered,Andfee’dwithfees!
Foryouthelaurelsmirched,foryouthegold,too,OfMagazines;
FormetheSpiritofSong,unbought,unsoldtoPalePriestsorQueens!
Foryouthegleamofgain,theflutteringchequeOfMr。Knowles,Forme,tosoarabovetheruinsandwreckOfSnobsand\"Souls\"!
Whenaflushwiththedewofthedawn,andtheRoseoftheMysticalVision,ThespiritandsouloftheMenoftheFutureshallriseandbefree,Theyshallhailmewithhymningandharping,WitheloquentArtandElysian,—
TheSingerwhosungnotbutspurnedthem,Theslavesthatcouldsing\"Jubilee;\"
Withpinchbecklyreandtongue,Praisingtheirtyrantsung,Theyshallfailandshallfadeinderision,Aswindonthewaysofthesea!
JUBILEEBEFOREREVOLUTION——BYW。M。
\"Tellme,OMuseoftheShifty,theManwhowanderedafar,\"
SohaveIchantedoflate,andofTroyburgwastedofwar—
NowofthesorrowsofMenfolkthatfiftyyearshavebeen,NowoftheGraceoftheCommuneIsing,andthedaysofaQueen!
SurelyIcurserichMenfolk,\"theWightsoftheWhirlwind\"maythey—
Thisismystyleoftranslating[Greektext],——snatchthemaway!
TheRichThievesrollinginwealththatmakeprofitoflabouringmen,SurelytheWightsoftheWhirlwindshallswallowthemquickintheirden!
Obaneful,Owit—straying,intheBurgofLondonyedwell,AndeverofProfitsandthreepercent。arethetalesyetell,Butthestark,strongPolyphemusshallansweryoubackagain,Himwhom\"Nomanslayethbyguileandnotbymain。\"
(By\"main\"Imean\"mainforce,\"ifaughtatalldoImean。
IntheGreekoftheblindfoldBarditissimplerthesensetoglean。)
YouPolyphemusshallswallowandfillhismightymaw,WhattimehemakethanendofthePriests,thePolice,andtheLaw,Andthen,ah,whoshallpurchasethepoemsofoldthatIsang,Whoshallpaytwelve—and—sixforanepicinSagaslang?
Butperchanceeven\"HermestheFlitter\"couldscarcelyexpoundwhatImean,AndItrowthatanotherwerefittertosingyouasongforaQueen。
FRENCHPEASANTSONGS
I。
Oh,fairappletree,andoh,fairappletree,Asheavyandsweetastheblossomsonthee,Myheartisheavywithlove。
ItwantethbutalittlewindTomaketheblossomsfall;
ItwantethbutayoungloverTowinmeheartandall。
II。
IsendmylovelettersBylarksonthewing;
MylovesendsmelettersWhennightingalessing。
Withoutreadingorwriting,Theirburdenweknow:
Theyonlysay,\"Loveme,Wholoveyouso。\"
III。
Andiftheyaskforme,brother,SayIcomeneverhome,ForIhavetakenastrangewifeBeyondthesaltseafoam。
Thegreengrassismybridalbed,Theblacktombmygoodmother,ThestonesanddustwithinthegraveAremysisterandmybrother。
THEYOUNGRUTHVEN
TheKinghasgi’entheQueenagift,ForherMay—day’spropine,He’sgi’enherabando’thediamond—stane,Setinthesillerfine。
TheQueenshewalkedinFalklandyaird,BesidetheHollansgreen,AndthereshesawthebonniestmanThateverhereyeshadseen。
HiscoatwastheRuthvenwhiteandred,SaesoundasleepwasheTheQueenshecriedonMayBeatrix,Thatseelyladtosee。
\"Oh!whasleepshere,MayBeatrix,Withouttheleaveo’me?\"
\"Oh!whasulditbebutmyyoungbrotherFraePaduaowerthesea!
\"MyfatherwastheEarlGowrie,AnEarlo’highdegree,Buttheyhaeslainhimbyfausetreason,Andgar’dmybrothersflee。
\"AtPaduahaetheylearnedtheirleirInthefieldso’Italie;
Andtheyhaecrossedthesautsea—faem,Anda’forloveo’me!\"
***
TheQueenhascuisthersillerbandAbouthiscraigo’snaw;
Butstillhesleptandnaethingkenned,AneththeHollansshaw。
TheKinghedaunderedthro’theyaird,Hesawthesillershine;
\"Andwha,\"quothhe,\"isthisgalliardThatwearsyongifto’mine?\"
TheKinghasganetilltheQueen’sainbower,Anangrymanthatday;
Butbyetherecam’MayBeatrixAndstolethebandaway。
Andshe’sruninbythedernblackyett,StraighttilltheQueenranshe:
\"Oh!takyebackyoursillerband,Oritgarmybrotherdee!\"
TheQueenhaslinkedhersillerbandAbouthermiddlesma’;
AndthensheheardheraingudemanComerowtingthroughtheha’。
\"Oh!whare,\"hecried,\"isthesillerbandIgiedyelateyestreen?
Theknopswasa’o’thediamondstane,Setinthesillersheen。\"
\"Yehaecampedbirlingatthewine,A’nichttillthedaydiddaw;
OryewadkenyoursillerbandAboutmymiddlesma’!\"
TheKinghestude,theKingheglowered,Saehardasamanmichtstare。
\"Deilhaeme!Likeisarichtillmark,—
OrIsawititherwhere!
\"IsawitroundyoungRuthven’sneckAshelaysleepingstill;
And,faith,butthewinewaswondrousguid,Ormywifeiswondrousill!\"
***
Therewasnaganeaweek,aweek,Aweekbutbarelythree;
TheKinghashoundedJohnRamsayout,TogaryoungRuthvendee!
Theytookhiminhisbrother’shouse,Naeswordwasinhishand,Andtheyhaeslainhim,youngRuthven,Thebonniestintheland!
Andtheyhaeslainhisfairbrother,Andlaidhimonthegreen,Anda’forabando’thesillerfineAndablinko’theeyeo’theQueen!
Oh!hadtheysethimmantoman,Orevenaemantothree,Therewasnaaknighto’theRamsaybluidHadgar’dEarlGowriedee!
THEQUEENO’SPAINANDTHEBAULDMCLEAN
ABALLADOFTHESOUNDOFMULL——1588
TheQueeno’Spainhadanillgude—man。
Thecarlewasauldandgrey。
ShehaskeekedintheglassatHallow—eenAbetterchancetospae。
She’skaimitoutherlangblackhair,Thatfellbelowherknee。
She’sta’entheappleinherhand,Toseewhatshemightsee。
Thenfirstshesawherainfairface,Andthentheglassgrewwhite,Andsyneasblackasthemoutho’HellOrtheskyonawinternight。
ButlastshesawthebonniestmanThateverhereyeshadseen,Hishairwasgold,andhiseyesweregrey,Andhisplaidwasredandgreen。
\"Oh!theSpanishmenareuncoblackAnduncoblate,\"shesaid;
\"Andtheyweartheirmantlesswartandside,Nothebonnygreenandred。\"
\"Oh!whereshallIfindsicaman?
Thatisthemanforme!\"
Shehasfilledashipwi’theguderedgold,Andshehasta’enthesea。
Andshe’ssailedwestandshe’ssailedeast,Andmonyamanshe’sseen;
Butneverthemanwi’thehairo’gold,Andtheplaido’redandgreen。
Andshe’ssailedeastandshe’ssailedwest,Tillshecam’toanarrowsea,Thewaterranlikeariverinspate,Andthehillswerewondroushie。
Andthereshespiedabonnybay,Andhousesonthestrand,AndtherethemaninthegreenandredCamerowingfraetheland。
Says\"Welcomehere,yebonnymaid,Ye’rewelcomehereforme。
AreyetheLadyo’merryElfland,OrtheQueeno’somefarcountrie?\"
\"IamnatheLadyo’fairElfland,ButIamtheQueeno’Spain。\"
He’slowtedlow,andkissedherhand,Says\"Theyca’metheMcLean!\"
\"Thenit’sa’fortheaefoldloveo’theeThatIhaesailedthefaem!\"
\"But,outandalas!\"hehasansweredher,\"ForIhaeawifeathame。\"
\"Yemauncastherintoamassymore,Orawayonatide—sweptisle;\"
\"But,outandalas!\"he’sansweredher,\"Formywife’so’thebluido’Argyll!\"
Oh!theytwasat,andtheytwagrat,Andmadetheirwearymaen,TillMcLeanhasriddentoDowartCastle,AndlefttheQueenherlane。
HiswifewasaCampbell,fairandfause,Says\"Lachlan,wherehaeyebeen?\"
\"Oh!IhaebeenatTobermory,Andkissedthehando’aQueen!\"
\"Oh!wemaunsendtheQueenastag,Andgrouseforherpropine,Andwe’llsendheracasko’theusquebaugh,Andabutto’theredFrenchwine!\"
Shehasputabombintheclairetbutt,Andekeaburninglowe,Shehassentthemawaywi’herlittlefoot—pageThatcam’fraetheblackLochow。
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ThemornMcLeanradeforthtoseeThelastblinko’hisQueen,Therestudehershipintheharbourgude,Uponthewatergreen。
Buttherecam’acrashlikeathunder—clap,Andacloudonthewatergreen。
Thebonnyshipinflindersflew,AnddroonedwasthebonnyQueen。
McLeanhespeiritnorgudenorbad,Hisskiandubhhe’sta’en,Andhe’scuttitthethroato’thatfausefoot—page,Andsunderedhiswhitehausebane。
KEITHOFCRAIGENTOLLY
OKeitho’Craigentolly!
YesalllivetoruethedayWhenyebraktheberriedhollyBesideSt。Andrew’sbay!
WhenPitcullo’skineCarddowntothebrine,Andweredroonedinthedrivingspray!
Inthebowero’CraigentollyIsawanandwaefu’bride,Singing,Owaly!waly!
Throughthewholecountryside;
AndarivertowadeForadyingmaid,Andawearywaytoride!
OKeitho’Craigentolly,Thebairn’sgravebythesea!
OKeitho’Craigentolly,Thegravesofmaidensthree!
Andabluidyshift,Andasainlessshrift,ForKeitho’Craigentolly!
Footnotes:
{1}Oneverseandtherefrainareof1750orthereabouts。AtLaffen,whereWilliam,DukeofCumberland,wasdefeatedandnearlycapturedbytheScotsandIrishintheFrenchservice,PrinceCharlesissaidtohaveservedasavolunteer。
{2}SoNyrentellsus。