“Howhappyyouwillbetoseeyourdarlinglittleboyagain!”LadyCrawleysaid,takingleaveofherkinswoman。
“Ohsohappy!”saidRebecca,throwingupthegreeneyes。
Shewasimmenselyhappytobefreeoftheplace,andyetloathtogo。Queen’sCrawleywasabominablystupid,andyettheairtherewassomehowpurerthanthatwhichshehadbeenaccustomedtobreathe。Everybodyhadbeendull,buthadbeenkindintheirway。”ItisalltheinfluenceofalongcourseofThreePerCents。”Beckysaidtoherself,andwasrightverylikely。
However,theLondonlampsflashedjoyfullyasthestagerolledintoPiccadilly,andBriggshadmadeabeautifulfireinCurzonStreet,andlittleRawdonwasuptowelcomebackhispapaandmamma。
CHAPTERXLII
WhichTreatsoftheOsborneFamilyConsiderabletimehaselapsedsincewehaveseenourrespectablefriend,oldMr。OsborneofRussellSquare。Hehasnotbeenthehappiestofmortalssincelastwemethim。
Eventshaveoccurredwhichhavenotimprovedhistemper,andinmoreinstancesthanonehehasnotbeenallowedtohavehisownway。Tobethwartedinthisreasonabledesirewasalwaysveryinjurioustotheoldgentleman;andresistancebecamedoublyexasperatingwhengout,age,loneliness,andtheforceofmanydisappointmentscombinedtoweighhimdown。Hisstiffblackhairbegantogrowquitewhitesoonafterhisson’sdeath;his-facegrewredder;hishandstrembledmoreandmoreashepouredouthisglassofportwine。HeledhisclerksadirelifeintheCity:hisfamilyathomewerenotmuchhappier。IdoubtifRebecca,whomwehaveseenpiouslyprayingforConsols,wouldhaveexchangedherpovertyandthedare-devilexcitementandchancesofherlifeforOsborne’smoneyandthehumdrumgloomwhichenvelopedhim。HehadproposedforMissSwartz,buthadbeenrejectedscornfullybythepartisansofthatlady,whomarriedhertoayoungsprigofScotchnobility。Hewasamantohavemarriedawomanoutoflowlifeandbulliedherdreadfullyafterwards;butnopersonpresentedherselfsuitabletohistaste,and,instead,hetyrannizedoverhisunmarrieddaughter,athome。Shehadafinecarriageandfinehorsesandsatattheheadofatableloadedwiththegrandestplate。Shehadacheque-book,aprizefootmantofollowherwhenshewalked,unlimitedcredit,andbowsandcomplimentsfromallthetradesmen,andalltheappurtenancesofanheiress;butshespentawoefultime。
Thelittlecharity-girlsattheFoundling,thesweeperessatthecrossing,thepoorestunder-kitchen-maidintheservants’hall,washappycomparedtothatunfortunateandnowmiddle-agedyounglady。
FrederickBullock,Esq。,ofthehouseofBullock,Hulker,andBullock,hadmarriedMariaOsborne,notwithoutagreatdealofdifficultyandgrumblingonMr。Bullock’spart。
Georgebeingdeadandcutoutofhisfather’swill,Frederickinsistedthatthehalfoftheoldgentleman’spropertyshouldbesettleduponhisMaria,andindeed,foralongtime,refused,“tocometothescratch“itwasMr。
Frederick’sownexpressiononanyotherterms。OsbornesaidFredhadagreedtotakehisdaughterwithtwentythousand,andheshouldbindhimselftonomore。”Fredmighttakeit,andwelcome,orleaveit,andgoandbehanged。”Fred,whosehopeshadbeenraisedwhenGeorgehadbeendisinherited,thoughthimselfinfamouslyswindledbytheoldmerchant,andforsometimemadeasifhewouldbreakoffthematchaltogether。OsbornewithdrewhisaccountfromBullockandHulker’s,wenton’Changewithahorsewhipwhichhesworehewouldlayacrossthebackofacertainscoundrelthatshouldbenameless,anddemeanedhimselfinhisusualviolentmanner。JaneOsbornecondoledwithhersisterMariaduringthisfamilyfeud。”Ialwaystoldyou,Maria,thatitwasyourmoneyhelovedandnotyou。”shesaid,soothingly。
“Heselectedmeandmymoneyatanyrate;hedidn’tchooseyouandyours。”repliedMaria,tossingupherhead。
Therapturewas,however,onlytemporary。Fred’sfatherandseniorpartnerscounselledhimtotakeMaria,evenwiththetwentythousandsettled,halfdown,andhalfatthedeathofMr。Osborne,withthechancesofthefurtherdivisionoftheproperty。Sohe“knuckleddown。”againtousehisownphrase,andsentoldHulkerwithpeaceableoverturestoOsborne。Itwashisfather,hesaid,whowouldnothearofthematch,andhadmadethedifficulties;hewasmostanxioustokeeptheengagement。TheexcusewassulkilyacceptedbyMr。Osborne。HulkerandBullockwereahighfamilyoftheCityaristocracy,andconnectedwiththe“nobs“attheWestEnd。Itwassomethingfortheoldmantobeabletosay,“Myson,sir,ofthehouseofHulker,Bullock,andCo。,sir;mydaughter’scousin,LadyMaryMango,sir,daughteroftheRightHon。TheEarlofCastlemouldy。”Inhisimaginationhesawhishousepeopledbythe“nobs。”SoheforgaveyoungBullockandconsentedthatthemarriageshouldtakeplace。
Itwasagrandaffair——thebridegroom’srelativesgivingthebreakfast,theirhabitationsbeingnearSt。George’s,HanoverSquare,wherethebusinesstookplace。The“nobsoftheWestEnd“wereinvited,andmanyofthemsignedthebook。Mr。MangoandLadyMaryMangowerethere,withthedearyoungGwendolineandGuineverMangoasbridesmaids;ColonelBludyeroftheDragoonGuardseldestsonofthehouseofBludyerBrothers,MincingLane,anothercousinofthebridegroom,andtheHonourableMrs。
Bludyer;theHonourableGeorgeBoulter,LordLevant’sson,andhislady,MissMangothatwas;LordViscountCastletoddy;HonourableJamesMcMullandMrs。McMullformerlyMissSwartz;andahostoffashionables,whohaveallmarriedintoLombardStreetanddoneagreatdealtoennobleCornhill。
TheyoungcouplehadahousenearBerkeleySquareandasmallvillaatRoehampton,amongthebankingcolonythere。Fredwasconsideredtohavemaderatheramesalliancebytheladiesofhisfamily,whosegrandfatherhadbeeninaCharitySchool,andwhowerealliedthroughthehusbandswithsomeofthebestbloodinEngland。AndMariawasbound,bysuperiorprideandgreatcareinthecompositionofhervisiting-book,tomakeupforthedefectsofbirth,andfeltitherdutytoseeherfatherandsisteraslittleaspossible。
Thatsheshouldutterlybreakwiththeoldman,whohadstillsomanyscoresofthousandpoundstogiveaway,isabsurdtosuppose。FredBullockwouldneverallowhertodothat。Butshewasstillyoungandincapableofhidingherfeelings;andbyinvitingherpapaandsistertoherthird-
rateparties,andbehavingverycoldlytothemwhentheycame,andbyavoidingRussellSquare,andindiscreetlybeggingherfathertoquitthatodiousvulgarplace,shedidmoreharmthanallFrederick’sdiplomacycouldrepair,andperilledherchanceofherinheritancelikeagiddyheedlesscreatureasshewas。
SoRussellSquareisnotgoodenoughforMrs。Maria,hay?”
saidtheoldgentleman,rattlingupthecarriagewindowsasheandhisdaughterdroveawayonenightfromMrs。
FrederickBullock’s,afterdinner。”Sosheinvitesherfatherandsistertoasecondday’sdinnerifthosesides,orontrys,asshecalls’em,weren’tservedyesterday,I’md——d,andtomeetCityfolksandlitterymen,andkeepstheEarlsandtheLadies,andtheHonourablestoherself。
Honourables?DamnHonourables。IamaplainBritishmerchantIam,andcouldbuythebeggarlyhoundsoverandover。Lords,indeed!——why,atoneofherswarreysI
sawoneof’emspeaktoadamfiddler——afellarIdespise。
Andtheywon’tcometoRussellSquare,won’tthey?Why,I’lllaymylifeI’vegotabetterglassofwine,andpayabetterfigureforit,andcanshowahandsomerserviceofsilver,andcanlayabetterdinneronmymahogany,thanevertheyseeontheirs——thecringing,sneaking,stuck-upfools。Driveonquick,James:IwanttogetbacktoRussellSquare——ha,ha!”andhesankbackintothecornerwithafuriouslaugh。Withsuchreflectionsonhisownsuperiormerit,itwasthecustomoftheoldgentlemannotunfrequentlytoconsolehimself。
JaneOsbornecouldnotbutconcurintheseopinionsrespectinghersister’sconduct;andwhenMrs。Frederick’sfirst-born,FrederickAugustusHowardStanleyDevereuxBullock,wasborn,oldOsborne,whowasinvitedtothechristeningandtobegodfather,contentedhimselfwithsendingthechildagoldcup,withtwentyguineasinsideitforthenurse。”That’smorethananyofyourLordswillgive,I’LLwarrant。”hesaidandrefusedtoattendattheceremony。
Thesplendourofthegift,however,causedgreatsatisfactiontothehouseofBullock。Mariathoughtthatherfatherwasverymuchpleasedwithher,andFrederickauguredthebestforhislittlesonandheir。
OnecanfancythepangswithwhichMissOsborneinhersolitudeinRussellSquarereadtheMorningPost,wherehersister’snameoccurredeverynowandthen,inthearticlesheaded“FashionableReunions。”andwhereshehadanopportunityofreadingadescriptionofMrs。F。Bullock’scostume,whenpresentedatthedrawingroombyLadyFredericaBullock。Jane’sownlife,aswehavesaid,admittedofnosuchgrandeur。Itwasanawfulexistence。
Shehadtogetupofblackwinter’smorningstomakebreakfastforherscowlingoldfather,whowouldhaveturnedthewholehouseoutofdoorsifhisteahadnotbeenreadyathalf-pasteight。Sheremainedsilentoppositetohim,listeningtotheurnhissing,andsittingintremorwhiletheparentreadhispaperandconsumedhisaccustomedportionofmuffinsandtea。Athalf-pastnineheroseandwenttotheCity,andshewasalmostfreetilldinner-time,tomakevisitationsinthekitchenandtoscoldtheservants;todriveabroadanddescenduponthetradesmen,whowereprodigiouslyrespectful;toleavehercardsandherpapa’satthegreatglumrespectablehousesoftheirCityfriends;ortositaloneinthelargedrawing-
room,expectingvisitors;andworkingatahugepieceofworstedbythefire,onthesofa,hardbythegreatIphigeniaclock,whichtickedandtolledwithmournfulloudnessinthedrearyroom。Thegreatglassoverthemantelpiece,facedbytheothergreatconsoleglassattheoppositeendoftheroom,increasedandmultipliedbetweenthemthebrownHollandbaginwhichthechandelierhung,untilyousawthesebrownHollandbagsfadingawayinendlessperspectives,andthisapartmentofMissOsborne’sseemedthecentreofasystemofdrawing-rooms。Whensheremovedthecordovanleatherfromthegrandpianoandventuredtoplayafewnotesonit,itsoundedwithamournfulsadness,startlingthedismalechoesofthehouse。George’spicturewasgone,andlaidupstairsinalumber-roominthegarret;andthoughtherewasaconsciousnessofhim,andfatheranddaughterofteninstinctivelyknewthattheywerethinkingofhim,nomentionwasevermadeofthebraveandoncedarlingson。
Atfiveo’clockMr。Osbornecamebacktohisdinner,whichheandhisdaughtertookinsilenceseldombroken,exceptwhenhesworeandwassavage,ifthecookingwasnottohisliking,orwhichtheysharedtwiceinamonthwithapartyofdismalfriendsofOsborne’srankandage。OldDr。
GulpandhisladyfromBloomsburySquare;oldMr。
Frowser,theattorney,fromBedfordRow,averygreatman,andfromhisbusiness,hand-in-glovewiththe“nobsattheWestEnd“;oldColonelLivermore,oftheBombayArmy,andMrs。Livermore,fromUpperBedfordPlace;oldSergeantToffyandMrs。Toffy;andsometimesoldSirThomasCoffinandLadyCoffin,fromBedfordSquare。SirThomaswascelebratedasahangingjudge,andtheparticulartawnyportwasproducedwhenhedinedwithMr。Osborne。
ThesepeopleandtheirlikegavethepompousRussellSquaremerchantpompousdinnersbackagain。Theyhadsolemnrubbersofwhist,whentheywentupstairsafterdrinking,andtheircarriageswerecalledathalfpastten。
Manyrichpeople,whomwepoordevilsareinthehabitofenvying,leadcontentedlyanexistencelikethatabovedescribed。JaneOsbornescarcelyevermetamanundersixty,andalmosttheonlybachelorwhoappearedintheirsocietywasMr。Smirk,thecelebratedladies’doctor。
Ican’tsaythatnothinghadoccurredtodisturbthemonotonyofthisawfulexistence:thefactis,therehadbeenasecretinpoorJane’slifewhichhadmadeherfathermoresavageandmorosethanevennature,pride,andover-feedinghadmadehim。ThissecretwasconnectedwithMissWirt,whohadacousinanartist,Mr。Smee,verycelebratedsinceasaportrait-painterandR。A。,butwhooncewasgladenoughtogivedrawinglessonstoladiesoffashion。Mr。SmeehasforgottenwhereRussellSquareisnow,buthewasgladenoughtovisititintheyear1818,whenMissOsbornehadinstructionfromhim。
SmeeformerlyapupilofSharpeofFrithStreet,adissolute,irregular,andunsuccessfulman,butamanwithgreatknowledgeofhisartbeingthecousinofMissWirt,wesay,andintroducedbyhertoMissOsborne,whosehandandheartwerestillfreeaftervariousincompleteloveaffairs,feltagreatattachmentforthislady,anditisbelievedinspiredoneinherbosom。MissWirtwastheconfidanteofthisintrigue。Iknownotwhethersheusedtoleavetheroomwherethemasterandhispupilwerepainting,inordertogivethemanopportunityforexchangingthosevowsandsentimentswhichcannotbeutteredadvantageouslyinthepresenceofathirdparty;I