“Whynotsheaswellasanother,Mrs。Sedley?Thegirl’sawhitefaceatanyrate。Idon’tcarewhomarrieshim。LetJoepleasehimself。”
Andpresentlythevoicesofthetwospeakerswerehushed,orwerereplacedbythegentlebutunromanticmusicofthenose;andsavewhenthechurchbellstolledthehourandthewatchmancalledit,allwassilentatthehouseofJohnSedley,Esquire,ofRussellSquare,andtheStockExchange。
Whenmorningcame,thegood-naturedMrs。SedleynolongerthoughtofexecutingherthreatswithregardtoMissSharp;forthoughnothingismorekeen,normorecommon,normorejustifiable,thanmaternaljealousy,yetshecouldnotbringherselftosupposethatthelittle,humble,grateful,gentlegovernesswoulddaretolookuptosuchamagnificentpersonageastheCollectorofBoggleyWollah。Thepetition,too,foranextensionoftheyounglady’sleaveofabsencehadalreadybeendespatched,anditwouldbedifficulttofindapretextforabruptlydismissingher。
AndasifallthingsconspiredinfavourofthegentleRebecca,theveryelementsalthoughshewasnotinclinedatfirsttoacknowledgetheiractioninherbehalf
interposedtoaidher。ForontheeveningappointedfortheVauxhallparty,GeorgeOsbornehavingcometodinner,andtheeldersofthehousehavingdeparted,accordingtoinvitation,todinewithAldermanBallsatHighburyBarn,therecameonsuchathunder-stormasonlyhappensonVauxhallnights,andasobligedtheyoungpeople,perforce,toremainathome。Mr。Osbornedidnotseemintheleastdisappointedatthisoccurrence。
HeandJosephSedleydrankafittingquantityofport-wine,tete-a-tete,inthedining-room,duringthedrinkingofwhichSedleytoldanumberofhisbestIndianstories;forhewasextremelytalkativeinman’ssociety;
andafterwardsMissAmeliaSedleydidthehonoursofthedrawing-room;andthesefouryoungpersonspassedsuchacomfortableeveningtogether,thattheydeclaredtheywererathergladofthethunder-stormthanotherwise,whichhadcausedthemtoputofftheirvisittoVauxhall。
OsbornewasSedley’sgodson,andhadbeenoneofthefamilyanytimethesethree-and-twentyyears。Atsixweeksold,hehadreceivedfromJohnSedleyapresentofasilvercup;atsixmonthsold,acoralwithgoldwhistleandbells;fromhisyouthupwardshewas“tipped“regularlybytheoldgentlemanatChristmas:
andongoingbacktoschool,herememberedperfectlywellbeingthrashedbyJosephSedley,whenthelatterwasabig,swaggeringhobbadyhoy,andGeorgeanimpudenturchinoftenyearsold。Inaword,Georgewasasfamiliarwiththefamilyassuchdailyactsofkindnessandintercoursecouldmakehim。
“Doyouremember,Sedley,whatafuryyouwerein,whenIcutoffthetasselsofyourHessianboots,andhowMiss——hem!——howAmeliarescuedmefromabeating,byfallingdownonherkneesandcryingouttoherbrotherJos,nottobeatlittleGeorge?”
Josrememberedthisremarkablecircumstanceperfectlywell,butvowedthathehadtotallyforgottenit。
“Well,doyouremembercomingdowninagigtoDr。
Swishtail’stoseeme,beforeyouwenttoIndia,andgivingmehalfaguineaandapatonthehead?Ialwayshadanideathatyouwereatleastsevenfeethigh,andwasquiteastonishedatyourreturnfromIndiatofindyounotallerthanmyself。”
“HowgoodofMr。Sedleytogotoyourschoolandgiveyouthemoney!”exclaimedRebecca,inaccentsofextremedelight。
“Yes,andafterIhadcutthetasselsofhisbootstoo。
Boysneverforgetthosetipsatschool,northegivers。”
“IdelightinHessianboots。”saidRebecca。JosSedley,whoadmiredhisownlegsprodigiously,andalwaysworethisornamentalchaussure,wasextremelypleasedatthisremark,thoughhedrewhislegsunderhischairasitwasmade。
“MissSharp!”saidGeorgeOsborne,“youwhoaresocleveranartist,youmustmakeagrandhistoricalpictureofthesceneoftheboots。Sedleyshallberepresentedinbuckskins,andholdingoneoftheinjuredbootsinonehand;bytheotherheshallhaveholdofmyshirt-frill。Ameliashallbekneelingnearhim,withherlittlehandsup;andthepictureshallhaveagrandallegoricaltitle,asthefrontispieceshaveintheMedullaandthespelling-book。”
“Ishan’thavetimetodoithere。”saidRebecca。’I’lldoitwhen——whenI’mgone。”Andshedroppedhervoice,andlookedsosadandpiteous,thateverybodyfelthowcruelherlotwas,andhowsorrytheywouldbetopartwithher。
“Othatyoucouldstaylonger,dearRebecca。”saidAmelia。
“Why?”answeredtheother,stillmoresadly。”ThatImaybeonlythemoreunhap——unwillingtoloseyou?”
Andsheturnedawayherhead。Ameliabegantogivewaytothatnaturalinfirmityoftearswhich,wehavesaid,wasoneofthedefectsofthissillylittlething。GeorgeOsbornelookedatthetwoyoungwomenwithatouchedcuriosity;andJosephSedleyheavedsomethingverylikeasighoutofhisbigchest,ashecasthiseyesdowntowardshisfavouriteHessianboots。
“Letushavesomemusic,MissSedley——Amelia。”saidGeorge,whofeltatthatmomentanextraordinary,almostirresistibleimpulsetoseizetheabove-mentionedyoungwomaninhisarms,andtokissherinthefaceofthecompany;andshelookedathimforamoment,andifIshouldsaythattheyfellinlovewitheachotheratthatsingleinstantoftime,Ishouldperhapsbetellinganuntruth,forthefactisthatthesetwoyoungpeoplehadbeenbredupbytheirparentsforthisverypurpose,andtheirbannshad,asitwere,beenreadintheirrespectivefamiliesanytimethesetenyears。Theywentofftothepiano,whichwassituated,aspianosusuallyare,inthebackdrawing-room;andasitwasratherdark,MissAmelia,inthemostunaffectedwayintheworld,putherhandintoMr。Osborne’s,who,ofcourse,couldseethewayamongthechairsandottomansagreatdealbetterthanshecould。ButthisarrangementleftMr。
JosephSedleytete-a-tetewithRebecca,atthedrawing-roomtable,wherethelatterwasoccupiedinknittingagreensilkpurse。
“Thereisnoneedtoaskfamilysecrets。”saidMissSharp。”Thosetwohavetoldtheirs。”
“Assoonashegetshiscompany。”saidJoseph,“I
believetheaffairissettled。GeorgeOsborneisacapitalfellow。”
“Andyoursisterthedearestcreatureintheworld。”
saidRebecca。”Happythemanwhowinsher!”Withthis,MissSharpgaveagreatsigh。
Whentwounmarriedpersonsgettogether,andtalkuponsuchdelicatesubjectsasthepresent,agreatdealofconfidenceandintimacyispresentlyestablishedbetweenthem。ThereisnoneedofgivingaspecialreportoftheconversationwhichnowtookplacebetweenMr。
Sedleyandtheyounglady;fortheconversation,asmaybejudgedfromtheforegoingspecimen,wasnotespeciallywittyoreloquent;itseldomisinprivatesocieties,oranywhereexceptinveryhigh-flownandingeniousnovels。
Astherewasmusicinthenextroom,thetalkwascarriedon,ofcourse,inalowandbecomingtone,though,forthematterofthat,thecoupleinthenextapartmentwouldnothavebeendisturbedhadthetalkingbeeneversoloud,sooccupiedweretheywiththeirownpursuits。
Almostforthefirsttimeinhislife,Mr。Sedleyfoundhimselftalking,withouttheleasttimidityorhesitation,toapersonoftheothersex。MissRebeccaaskedhimagreatnumberofquestionsaboutIndia,whichgavehimanopportunityofnarratingmanyinterestinganecdotesaboutthatcountryandhimself。HedescribedtheballsatGovernmentHouse,andthemannerinwhichtheykeptthemselvescoolinthehotweather,withpunkahs,tatties,andothercontrivances;andhewasverywittyregardingthenumberofScotchmenwhomLordMinto,theGovernor-General,patronised;andthenhedescribedatiger-hunt;andthemannerinwhichthemahoutofhiselephanthadbeenpulledoffhisseatbyoneoftheinfuriatedanimals。HowdelightedMissRebeccawasattheGovernmentballs,andhowshelaughedatthestoriesoftheScotchaides-de-camp,andcalledMr。Sedleyasadwickedsatiricalcreature;andhowfrightenedshewasJosephSedleytete-a-tetewithRebecca,atthedrawing-roomtable,wherethelatterwasoccupiedinknittingagreensilkpurse。
“Thereisnoneedtoaskfamilysecrets。”saidMissSharp。”Thosetwohavetoldtheirs。”
“Assoonashegetshiscompany。”saidJoseph,“I
believetheaffairissettled。GeorgeOsborneisacapitalfellow。”
“Andyoursisterthedearestcreatureintheworld。”
saidRebecca。”Happythemanwhowinsher!”Withthis,MissSharpgaveagreatsigh。
Whentwounmarriedpersonsgettogether,andtalkuponsuchdelicatesubjectsasthepresent,agreatdealofconfidenceandintimacyispresentlyestablishedbetweenthem。ThereisnoneedofgivingaspecialreportoftheconversationwhichnowtookplacebetweenMr。
Sedleyandtheyounglady;fortheconversation,asmaybejudgedfromtheforegoingspecimen,wasnotespeciallywittyoreloquent;itseldomisinprivatesocieties,oranywhereexceptinveryhigh-flownandingeniousnovels。
Astherewasmusicinthenextroom,thetalkwascarriedon,ofcourse,inalowandbecomingtone,though,forthematterofthat,thecoupleinthenextapartmentwouldnothavebeendisturbedhadthetalkingbeeneversoloud,sooccupiedweretheywiththeirownpursuits。
Almostforthefirsttimeinhislife,Mr。Sedleyfoundhimselftalking,withouttheleasttimidityorhesitation,toapersonoftheothersex。MissRebeccaaskedhimagreatnumberofquestionsaboutIndia,whichgavehimanopportunityofnarratingmanyinterestinganecdotesaboutthatcountryandhimself。HedescribedtheballsatGovernmentHouse,andthemannerinwhichtheykeptthemselvescoolinthehotweather,withpunkahs,tatties,andothercontrivances;andhewasverywittyregardingthenumberofScotchmenwhomLordMinto,theGovernor-General,patronised;andthenhedescribedatiger-hunt;andthemannerinwhichthemahoutofhiselephanthadbeenpulledoffhisseatbyoneoftheinfuriatedanimals。HowdelightedMissRebeccawasattheGovernmentballs,andhowshelaughedatthestoriesoftheScotchaides-de-camp,andcalledMr。Sedleyasadwickedsatiricalcreature;andhowfrightenedshewasatthestoryoftheelephant!“Foryourmother’ssake,dearMr。Sedley。”shesaid,“forthesakeofallyourfriends,promiseNEVERtogoononeofthosehorridexpeditions。”
“Pooh,pooh,MissSharp。”saidhe,pullinguphisshirt-
collars;“thedangermakesthesportonlythepleasanter。”
Hehadneverbeenbutonceatatiger-hunt,whentheaccidentinquestionoccurred,andwhenhewashalfkilled——notbythetiger,butbythefright。Andashetalkedon,hegrewquitebold,andactuallyhadtheaudacitytoaskMissRebeccaforwhomshewasknittingthegreensilkpurse?Hewasquitesurprisedanddelightedathisowngracefulfamiliarmanner。
“Foranyonewhowantsapurse。”repliedMissRebecca,lookingathiminthemostgentlewinningway。
Sedleywasgoingtomakeoneofthemosteloquentspeechespossible,andhadbegun——“OMissSharp,how——“whensomesongwhichwasperformedintheotherroomcametoanend,andcausedhimtohearhisownvoicesodistinctlythathestopped,blushed,andblewhisnoseingreatagitation。
“Didyoueverhearanythinglikeyourbrother’seloquence?”whisperedMr。OsbornetoAmelia。”Why,yourfriendhasworkedmiracles。”
“Themorethebetter。”saidMissAmelia;who,likealmostallwomenwhoareworthapin,wasamatch-
makerinherheart,andwouldhavebeendelightedthatJosephshouldcarrybackawifetoIndia。Shehad,too,inthecourseofthisfewdays’constantintercourse,warmedintoamosttenderfriendshipforRebecca,anddiscoveredamillionofvirtuesandamiablequalitiesinherwhichshehadnotperceivedwhentheywereatChiswicktogether。FortheaffectionofyoungladiesisofasrapidgrowthasJack’sbean-stalk,andreachesuptotheskyinanight。ItisnoblametothemthataftermarriagethisSehnsuchtnachderLiebesubsides。Itiswhatsentimentalists,whodealinverybigwords,callayearningaftertheIdeal,andsimplymeansthatwomenarecommonlynotsatisfieduntiltheyhavehusbandsandchildrenonwhomtheymaycentreaffections,whicharespentelsewhere,asitwere,insmallchange。
Havingexpendedherlittlestoreofsongs,orhavingstayedlongenoughinthebackdrawing-room,itnowappearedpropertoMissAmeliatoaskherfriendtosing。”Youwouldnothavelistenedtome。”shesaidtoMr。Osbornethoughsheknewshewastellingafib。”hadyouheardRebeccafirst。”
“IgiveMissSharpwarning,though。”saidOsborne。”that,rightorwrong,IconsiderMissAmeliaSedleythefirstsingerintheworld。”
“Youshallhear。”saidAmelia;andJosephSedleywasactuallypoliteenoughtocarrythecandlestothepiano。