Stephen,thatiswhentheaccostingfigurecametoclosequarters,thoughhewasnotinanyoversoberstatehimself,recognisedCorley’sbreathredolentofrottencornjuice。LordJohnCorley,somecalledhim,andhisgenealogycameaboutinthiswise。HewastheeldestsonofInspectorCorleyoftheGDivision,latelydeceased,whohadmarriedacertainKatherineBrophy,thedaughterofaLouthfarmer。Hisgrandfather,PatrickMichaelCorley,ofNewRoss,hadmarriedthewidowofapublicantherewhosemaidennamehadbeenKatherinealsoTalbot。Rumourhadit,thoughnotproved,thatshedescendedfromthehouseoftheLordsTalbotdeMalahideinwhosemansion,reallyanunquestionablyfineresidenceofitskindandwellworthseeing,hismotherorauntorsomerelativehadenjoyedthedistinctionofbeinginserviceinthewashkitchen。This,therefore,wasthereasonwhythestillcomparativelyyoungthoughdissolutemanwhonowaddressedStephenwasspokenofbysomewithfacetiousproclivitiesasLordJohnCorley。
TakingStephenononesidehehadthecustomarydolefuldittytotell。
Notasmuchasafarthingtopurchaseanight’slodgings。Hisfriendshadalldesertedhim。Furthermore,hehadarowwithLenehanandcalledhimtoStephenameanbloodyswabwithasprinklingofotheruncalled-forexpressions。
HewasoutofajobandimploredofStephentotellhimwhereonGod’searthhecouldgetsomething,anythingatalltodo。No,itwasthedaughterofthemotherinthewashkitchenthatwasfostersistertotheheirofthehouseorelsetheywereconnectedthroughthemotherinsomeway,bothoccurrenceshappeningatthesametimeifthewholethingwasn’tacompletefabricationfromstarttofinish。Anyhow,hewasillin。
Iwouldn’taskyou,only,pursuedhe,onmysolemnoathandGodknowsI’montherocks。
There’llbeajobtomorroworthenextday,Stephentoldhim,inaboys’schoolatDalkeyforagentlemanusher。MrGarretDeasy。Tryit。
Youmaymentionmyname。
Ah,God,Corleyreplied,sureIcouldn’tteachinaschool,man。
Iwasneveroneofyourbrightones,headdedwithahalflaugh。GotstucktwiceinthejuniorattheChristianBrothers。
Ihavenoplacetosleepmyself,Stepheninformedhim。
Corley,atthefirstgo-off,wasinclinedtosuspectitwassomethingtodowithStephenbeingfiredoutofhisdigsforbringinginabloodytartoffthestreet。TherewasadosshouseinMarlboroughstreet,MrsMaloney’s,butitwasonlyatannertouchandfullofundesirablesbutM’ConachietoldhimyougotadecentenoughdointheBrazenHeadoverinWinetavernstreetwhichwasdistantlysuggestivetothepersonaddressedoffriarBaconforabob。Hewasstarvingtoothoughhehadn’tsaidawordaboutit。
ThoughthissortofthingwentoneveryothernightorverynearitstillStephen’sfeelingsgotthebetterofhiminasensethoughheknewthatCorley’sbrandnewrigmarole,onaparwiththeothers,washardlydeservingofmuchcredence。However,haudignarusmalorummiserissuccurreredisco,etcetera,astheLatinpoetremarks,especiallyasluckwouldhaveithegotpaidhisscrewaftereverymiddleofthemonthonthesixteenthwhichwasthedateofthemonthasamatteroffactthoughagoodbitofthewherewithalwasdemolished。ButthecreamofthejokewasnothingwouldgetitOutofCorley’sheadthathewaslivinginaffluenceandhadn’tathingtodobuthandouttheneedful-whereas。Heputhishandinapocketanyhow,notwiththeideaoffindinganyfoodthere,butthinkinghemightlendhimanythinguptoaboborsoinlieusothathemightendeavouratalleventsandgetsufficienttoeat。Buttheresultwasinthenegativefor,tohischagrin,hefoundhiscashmissing。Afewbrokenbiscuitswerealltheresultofhisinvestigation。Hetriedhishardesttorecollectforthemomentwhetherhehadlost,aswellhemighthave,orleft,becauseinthatcontingencyitwasnotapleasantlookout,verymuchthereverse,infact。Hewasaltogethertoofaggedouttoinstituteathoroughsearchthoughhetriedtorecollectaboutbiscuitshedimlyremembered。Whonowexactlygavethem,orwherewas,ordidhebuy?However,inanotherpockethecameacrosswhathesurmisedinthedarkwerepennies,erroneously,however,asitturnedout。
Thosearehalfcrowns,man,Corleycorrectedhim。
Andsoinpointoffacttheyturnedouttobe。Stephenlenthimoneofthem。
Thanks,Corleyanswered。You’reagentleman。I’llpayyoubacksometime。Who’sthatwithyou?IsawhimafewtimesintheBleedingHorseinCamdenstreetwithBoylanthebillsticker。Youmightputinagoodwordforustogetmetakenonthere。I’dcarryasandwichboardonlythegirlintheofficetoldmethey’refullupforthenextthreeweeks,man。God,you’vetobookahead,man,you’dthinkitwasfortheCarlRosa。Idon’tgiveashiteanywaysolongasIgetajobevenasacrossingsweeper。
Subsequently,beingnotquitesodowninthemouthafterthetwo-and-sixhegot,heinformedStephenaboutafellowbythenameofBagsComiskythathesaidStephenknewwelloutofFullam’s,theshipchandler’sbookkeeperthere,thatusedtobeoftenroundinNagle’sbackwithO’MaraandalittlechapwithastutterthenameofTighe。Anyhow,hewaslaggedthenightbeforelastandfinedtenbobforadrunkanddisorderlyandrefusingtogowiththeconstable。
MrBloominthemeanwhilekeptdodgingaboutinthevicinityofthecobblestonesnearthebrazierofcokeinfrontofthecorporationwatchman’ssentrybox,who,evidentlyagluttonforwork,itstruckhim,washavingaquietfortywinksforallintentsandpurposesonhisownprivateaccountwhileDublinslept。HethrewanoddeyeatthesametimenowandthenatStephen’sanythingbutimmaculatelyattiredinterlocutorasifhehadseenthatnoblemansomewhereorotherthoughwherehewasnotinapositiontotruthfullystatenorhadhetheremotestideawhen。Beingalevelheadedindividualwhocouldgivepointstonotafewinpointofshrewdobservation,healsoremarkedonhisverydilapidatedhatandslouchywearingapparelgenerally,testifyingtoachronicimpecuniosity。Probablyhewasoneofhishangersonbutforthematterofthatitwasmerelyaquestionofonepreyingonhisnextdoorneighbourallround,ineverydeep,sotoputit,adeeperdepthandforthematterofthatifthemaninthestreetchancedtobeinthedockhimselfpenalservitude,withorwithouttheoptionofafine,wouldbeaveryraraavisaltogether。Inanycasehehadaconsummateamountofcoolassuranceinterceptingpeopleatthathourofthenightormorning。Prettythickthatwascertainly。
ThepairpartedcompanyandStephenrejoinedMrBloom,who,withhispractisedeye,wasnotwithoutperceivingthathehadsuccumbedtotheblandiloquenceoftheotherparasite。Alludingtotheencounterhesaid,laughingly,Stephen,thatis:
He’sdownonhisluck。HeaskedmetoaskyoutoasksomebodynamedBoylan,abillsticker,togivehimajobasasandwichman。
Atthisintelligence,inwhichheseeminglyevincedlittleinterest,MrBloomgazedabstractedlyforthespaceofahalfasecondorsointhedirectionofabucketdredger,rejoicinginthefarfamednameofEblana,mooredalongsideCustomhouseQuayandquitepossiblyOutofrepair,whereuponheobservedevasively:
Everybodygetstheirownrationofluck,theysay。Nowyoumentionithisfacewasfamiliartome。Butleavingthatforthemoment,howmuchdidyoupartwith,hequeried,ifIamnottooinquisitive?
Half-a-crown,Stephenresponded。Idaresayheneedsittosleepsomewhere。
Needs,MrBloomejaculated,professingnottheleastsurpriseattheintelligence,IcanquitecredittheassertionandIguaranteeheinvariablydoes。Everyoneaccordingtohisneedsandeveryoneaccordingtohisdeeds。
Buttalkingaboutthingsingeneral,where,addedhewithasmile,willyousleepyourself?WalkingtoSandycoveisOutofthequestionand,evensupposingyoudid,youwon’tgetinafterwhatoccurredatWestlandRowstation。Simplyfagouttherefornothing。Idon’tmeantopresumetodictatetoyouintheslightestdegreebutwhydidyouleaveyourfather’shouse?
Toseekmisfortune,wasStephen’sanswer。
Imetyourrespectedfatheronarecentoccasion,MrBloomdiplomaticallyreturned。Today,infact,or,tobestrictlyaccurate,onyesterday。Wheredoesheliveatpresent?Igatheredinthecourseofconversationthathehadmoved。
IbelieveheisinDublinsomewhere,Stephenansweredunconcernedly。
Why?
Agiftedman,MrBloomsaidofMrDedalussenior,inmorerespectsthanoneandabornraconteurifevertherewasone。Hetakesgreatpride,quitelegitimately,Outofyou。Youcouldgoback,perhaps,hehazarded,stillthinkingoftheveryunpleasantsceneatWestlandRowterminuswhenitwasperfectlyevidentthattheothertwo,Mulligan,thatis,andthatEnglishtouristfriendofhis,whoeventuallyeuchredtheirthirdcompanion,werepatentlytrying,asifthewholeballystationbelongedtothem,togiveStephentheslipintheconfusion。
Therewasnoresponseforthcomingtothesuggestion,however,suchasitwas,Stephen’smind’seyebeingtoobusilyengagedinrepicturinghisfamilyhearththelasttimehesawit,withhissister,Dilly,sittingbytheingle,herhairhangingdown,waitingforsomeweakTrinidadshellcocoathatwasinthesootcoatedkettletobedonesothatsheandhecoulddrinkitwiththeoatmealwaterformilkaftertheFridayherringstheyhadeatenattwoapenny,withaneggapieceforMaggy,BoodyandKatey,thecatmeanwhileunderthemangledevouringamessofeggshellsandcharredfishheadsandbonesonasquareofbrownpaperinaccordancewiththethirdpreceptofthechurchtofastandabstainonthedayscommanded,itbeingquartertenseor,ifnot,emberdaysorsomethinglikethat。
No,MrBloomrepeatedagain,Iwouldn’tpersonallyreposemuchtrustinthatbooncompanionofyourswhocontributesthehumorouselement,DrMulligan,asaguide,philosopher,andfriend,ifIwereinyourshoes。
Heknowswhichsidehisbreadisbutteredonthoughinallprobabilityheneverrealisedwhatitistobewithoutregularmeals。Ofcourseyoudidn’tnoticeasmuchasIdidbutitwouldn’toccasionmetheleastsurprisetolearnthatapinchoftobaccoorsomenarcoticwasputinyourdrinkforsomeulteriorobject。
Heunderstood,however,fromallheheard,thatDrMulliganwasaversatileallroundman,bynomeansconfinedtomedicineonly,whowasrapidlycomingtotheforeinhislineand,ifthereportwasverified,badefairtoenjoyaflourishingpracticeinthenottoodistantfutureasatonymedicalpractitionerdrawingahandsomefeeforhisservicesinadditiontowhichprofessionalstatushisrescueofthatmanfromcertaindrowningbyartificialrespirationandwhattheycallfirstaidatSkerries,orMalahidewasit?
was,hewasboundtoadmit,anexceedinglypluckydeedwhichhecouldnottoohighlypraise,sothatfranklyhewasutterlyatalosstofathomwhatearthlyreasoncouldbeatthebackofitexceptheputitdowntosheercussednessorjealousy,pureandsimple。
Exceptitsimplyamountstoonethingandheiswhattheycallpickingyourbrains,heventuredtothrowout。
Theguardedglanceofhalfsolicitude,halfcuriosity,augmentedbyfriendliness,whichhegaveatStephen’satpresentmoroseexpressionoffeaturesdidnotthrowafloodoflight,noneatallinfact,ontheproblemastowhetherhehadlethimselfbebadlybamboozled,tojudgebytwoorthreelowspiritedremarksheletdrop,or,theotherwayabout,sawthroughtheaffair,and,forsomereasonorotherbestknowntohimself,allowedmatterstomoreorless……Grindingpovertydidhavethateffectandhemorethanconjecturedthat,higheducationalabilitiesthoughhepossessed,heexperiencednolittledifficultyinmakingbothendsmeet。
Adjacenttothemen’spublicurinalheperceivedanicecreamcarroundwhichagroupofpresumablyItaliansinheatedaltercationweregettingridofvolubleexpressionsintheirvivaciouslanguageinaparticularlyanimatedway,therebeingsomelittledifferencesbetweentheparties。
Putanamadonna,checidiaiquattrini!Horagione?Culorotto!
Intendiamoci。Mezzosovranopiù;
Dicelui,pero。
Farabutto!Mortaccisui!
MrBloomandStephenenteredthecabman’sshelter,anunpretentiouswoodenstructure,where,priortothen,hehadrarely,ifever,beenbefore;
theformerhavingpreviouslywhisperedtothelatterafewhintsanentthekeeperofit,saidtobetheoncefamousSkin-the-Goat,Fitzharris,theinvincible,thoughhewouldn’tvouchfortheactualfacts,whichquitepossiblytherewasnotonevestigeoftruthin。Afewmomentslatersawourtwonoctambulessafelyseatedinadiscreetcorner,onlytobegreetedbystaresfromthedecidedlymiscellaneouscollectionofwaifsandstraysandothernondescriptspecimensofthegenushomo,alreadythereengagedineatinganddrinking,diversifiedbyconversation,forwhomtheyseeminglyformedanobjectofmarkedcuriosity。