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　　AredressGodgrant。Thiswasscantsaidbutallcriedwithoneacclaimnay，byourVirginMother，thewifeshouldliveandthebabetodie。IncolourwhereoftheywaxedhotuponthatheadwhatwithargumentandwhatfortheirdrinkingbutthefranklinLenehanwasprompteachwhentopourthemalesothatattheleastwaymirthmightnotlack。ThenyoungMaddenshowedallthewholeaffairandwhenhesaidhowthatshewasdeadandhowforholyreligionsakebyredeofpalmerandbedesmanandforavowhehadmadetoSaintUltanofArbraccanhergoodmanhusbandwouldnotletherdeathwherebytheywereallwondrousgrieved。TowhomyoungStephenhadthesewordsfollowing，Murmur，sirs，isekeoftamonglayfolk。BothbabeandparentnowglorifytheirMaker，theoneinlimbogloom，theotherinpurgefire。But，gramercy，whatofthoseGodpossibledsoulsthatwenightlyunpossibilise，whichisthesinagainsttheHolyGhost，VeryGod，LordandGiverofLife？For，sirs，hesaid，ourlustisbrief。Wearemeanstothosesmallcreatureswithinusandnaturehasotherendsthanwe。ThensaidDixonjuniortoPunchCostellowisthewhatends。Buthehadovermuchdrunkenandthebestwordhecouldhaveofhimwasthathewouldeverdishonestawomanwhososhewereorwifeormaidorlemanifitsofortunedhimtobedeliveredofhisspleenoflustihead。WhereatCrotthersofAlbaLongasangyoungMalachi’spraiseofthatbeasttheunicornhowonceinthemillenniumhecomethbyhishorntheotherallthiswhileprickedforwardwiththeirjibeswherewiththeydidmalicehim，witnessingallandseveralbysaintFoutinushisenginesthathewasabletodoanymannerofthingthatlayinmantodo。ThereatlaughedtheyallrightjocundlyonlyyoungStephenandsirLeopoldwhichneverdurstlaughtooopenbyreasonofastrangehumourwhichhewouldnotbewrayandalsofordthatheruedforherthatbarewhososhemightbeorwheresoever。ThenspokeyoungStephenorgulousofmotherChurchthatwouldcasthimoutofherbosom，oflawofcanons，ofLilith，patronofabortions，ofbignesswroughtbywindofseedsofbrightnessorbypotencyofvampiresmouthtomouthor，asVirgiliussaith，bytheinfluenceoftheoccidentorbythereekofmoonfloweroransheliewithawomanwhichhermanhasbutlainwitheffectusecuto，orperadventureinherbathaccordingtotheopinionsofAverroesandMosesMaimonides。HesaidalsohowattheendofthesecondmonthahumansoulwasinfusedandhowinallourholymotherfoldetheversoulsforGod’sgreaterglorywhereasthatearthlymotherwhichwasbutadamtobringforthbeastlyshoulddiebycanonforsosaithhethatholdeththefisherman’sseal，eventhatblessedPeteronwhichrockwasholychurchforallagesfounded。AlltheybachelorsthenaskedofsirLeopoldwouldheinlikecasesojeopardherpersonasrisklifetosavelife。Awarinessofmindhewouldanswerasfittedalland，layinghandtojaw，hesaiddissembling，ashiswontwas，thatasitwasinformedhim，whohadeverlovedtheartofphysicasmightalayman，andagreeingalsowithhisexperienceofsoseldomseenanaccidentitwasgoodforthatMotherChurchbelikeatoneblowhadbirthanddeathpenceandinsuchsortdeliverlyhescapedtheirquestions。Thatistruth，pardy，saidDixon，and，orIerr，apregnantword。WhichhearingyoungStephenwasamarvellousgladmanandheaverredthathewhostealethfromthepoorlendethtotheLordforhewasofawildmannerwhenhewasdrunkenandthathewasnowinthattakingitappearedeftsoons。

　　ButsirLeopoldwaspassinggravemaugrehiswordbycausehestillhadpityoftheterrorcausingshriekingofshrillwomenintheirlabourandashewasmindedofhisgoodladyMarionthathadbornehimanonlymanchildwhichonhiseleventhdayonlivehaddiedandnomanofartcouldsavesodarkisdestiny。Andshewaswondrousstrickenofheartforthatevilhapandforhisburialdidhimonafaircorseletoflamb’swool，thefloweroftheflock，lesthemightperishutterlyandlieakeledforitwasthenaboutthemidstofthewinterandnowsirLeopoldthathadofhisbodynomanchildforanheirlookeduponhimhisfriend’ssonandwasshutupinsorrowforhisforepassedhappinessandassadashewasthathimfailedasonofsuchgentlecourageforallaccountedhimofrealpartssogrievedhealsoinnolessmeasureforyoungStephenforthathelivedriotouslywiththosewastrelsandmurderedhisgoodswithwhores。

　　AboutthatpresenttimeyoungStephenfilledallcupsthatstoodemptysoasthereremainedbutlittlemoiftheprudenterhadnotshadowedtheirapproachfromhimthatstillplieditverybusilywho，prayingfortheintentionsofthesovereignpontiff，hegavethemforapledgethevicarofChristwhichalsoashesaidisvicarofBray。Nowdrinkwe，quodhe，ofthismazerandquaffyethismeadwhichisnotindeedparcelofmybodybutmysoul’sbodiment。Leaveyefractionofbreadtothemthatlivebybreadalone。Benotafeardneitherforanywantforthiswillcomfortmorethantheotherwilldismay。Seeyehere。Andheshowedthemglisteringcoinsofthetributeandgoldsmiths’notestheworthoftwopoundnineteenshillingthathehad，hesaid，forasongwhichhewrit。Theyalladmiredtoseetheforesaidrichesinsuchdearthofmoneyaswasherebefore。Hiswordswerethentheseasfolloweth：Knowallmen，hesaid，time’sruinsbuildeternity’smansions。Whatmeansthis？Desire’swindblaststhethorntreebutafteritbecomesfromabramblebushtobearoseupontheroodoftime。

　　Markmenow。Inwoman’swombwordismadefleshbutinthespiritofthemakerallfleshthatpassesbecomesthewordthatshallnotpassaway。

　　Thisisthepostcreation。Omniscamadteveniet。NoquestionbuthernameispuissantwhoaventriedthedearcorseofourAgenbuyer，HealerandHerd，ourmightymotherandmothermostvenerableandBernardussaithaptlythatshehathanomnipotentiamdeiparaesupplicem，thatistowit，analmightinessofpetitionbecausesheisthesecondEveandshewonus，saithAugustinetoo，whereasthatother，ourgrandam，whichwearelinkedupwithbysuccessiveanastomosisofnavelcordssoldusall，seed，breedandgeneration，forapennypippin。Buthereisthematternow。Orsheknewhim，thatsecondIsay，andwasbutcreatureofhercreature，verginemadrefigliadituofiglioorsheknewhimnotandthenstandssheintheonedenialorignorancywithPeterPiscatorwholivesinthehousethatJackbuiltandwithJosephtheJoinerpatronofthehappydemiseofallunhappymarriagesparcequeM。L&eacute；oTaxilnousaditquequil’avaitmisedanscettefichuepositionc’&eacute；taitlesacr&eacute；

　　pigeon，ventredeDieu！Entwedertranssubstantialityoderconsubstantialitybutinnocasesubsubstantiality。AndallcriedoutuponItforaveryscurvyword。Apregnancywithoutjoy，hesaid，abirthwithoutpangs，abodywithoutblemish，abellywithoutbigness。Letthelewdwithfaithandfervourworship。Withwillwillwewithstand，withsay。

　　HereuponPunchCostellodingedwithhisfistupontheboardandwouldsingabawdycatchStabooStabellaaboutawenchthatwasputinpodofajollyswashbucklerinAlmanywhichhedidnowattack：Thefirstthreemonthsshewasnotwell，Staboo，whenherenurseQuigleyfromthedoorangerlybidthemhistyeshouldshameyounorwasitnotmeetassherememberedthembeinghermindwastohaveallorderlyagainstlordAndrewcameforbecauseshewasjealousthatnotgastefulturmoilmightshortenthehonourofherguard。Itwasanancientandasadmatronofasedatelookandchristianwalking，inhabitdunbeseeminghermegrimsandwrinkledvisage，nordidherhortativewantofiteffectforincontinentlyPunchCostellowasofthemallembraidedandtheyreclaimedthechurlwithcivilrudenesssomeandwithmenaceofblandishmentsotherswhilesallchodewithhim，amurrainseizethedolt，whatadevilhewouldbeat，thouchuff，thoupuny，thougotinthepeasestraw，thoulosel，thouchitterling，thouspawnofarebel，thoudykedropt，thouabortionthou，toshutuphisdrunkendrooloutofthatlikeacurseofGodape，thegoodsirLeopoldthathadforhiscognisancetheflowerofquiet，margeraingentle，advisingalsothetime’soccasionasmostsacredandmostworthytobemostsacred。

　　InHorne’shouserestshouldreign。

　　TobeshortthispassagewasscarcebywhenMasterDixonofMaryinEccles，goodlygrinning，askedyoungStephenwhatwasthereasonwhyhehadnotcidedtotakefriar’svowsandheansweredhimobedienceinthewomb，chastityinthetombbutinvoluntarypovertyallhisdays。MasterLenehanatthismadereturnthathehadheardofthosenefariousdeedsandhow，asheheardhereofcounted，hehadbesmirchedthelilyvirtueofaconfidingfemalewhichwascorruptionofminorsandtheyallintershowedittoo，waxingmerryandtoastingtohisfathership。Buthesaidveryentirelyitwascleancontrarytotheirsupposeforhewastheeternalsonandevervirgin。Thereatmirthgrewinthemthemoreandtheyrehearsedtohimhiscuriousriteofwedlockforthedisrobinganddefloweringofspouses，asthepriestsuseinMadagascarisland，shetobeinguiseofwhiteandsaffron，hergroominwhiteandgrain，withburningofnardandtapers，onabridebedwhileclerkssungkyriesandtheanthemUtnovetursexusomniscorporismysteriumtillshewasthereunmaided。HegavethemthenamuchadmirablehymenminimbythosedelicatepoetsMasterJohnFletcherandMasterFrancisBeaumontthatisintheirMaid’sTragedythatwaswritforaliketwiningoflovers：Tobed，tobed，wastheburdenofittobeplayedwithaccompanableconcentuponthevirginals。Anexquisitedulcetepithalameofmostmollificativesuadencyforjuvenilesamatorywhomtheodoriferousflambeausoftheparanymphshaveescortedtothequadrupedalprosceniumofconnubialcommunion。Wellmettheywere，saidMasterDixon，joyed，but，harkee，youngsir，betterweretheynamedBeauMountandLecherfor，bymytruth，ofsuchaminglingmuchmightcome。YoungStephensaidindeedtohisbestremembrancetheyhadbuttheonedoxybetweenthemandsheofthestewstomakeshiftwithindelightsamorousforliferanveryhighinthosedaysandthecustomofthecountryapprovedwithit。Greaterlovethanthis，hesaid，nomanhaththatamanlaydownhiswifeforhisfriend。

　　Gothouanddolikewise。Thus，orwordstothateffect，saidZarathustra，sometimeregiusprofessorofFrenchletterstotheuniversityofOxtailnorbreathedthereeverthatmantowhommankindwasmorebeholden。Bringastrangerwithinthytoweritwillgohardbutthouwilthavethesecondbestbed。Orate，fratres，promemetipso。Andallthepeopleshallsay，Amen。Remember，Erin，thygenerationsandthydaysofold，howthousettedstlittlebymeandbymywordandbroughtestinastrangertomygatestocommitfornicationinmysightandtowaxfatandkicklikeJeshurum。Thereforehastthousinnedagainstthelightandhastmademe，thylord，tobetheslaveofservants。Return，return，ClanMilly：forgetmenot，OMilesian。

　　WhyhastthoudonethisabominationbeforemethatthoudidstspurnmeforamerchantofjalapsanddidstdenymetotheRomanandtheIndianofdarkspeechwithwhomthydaughtersdidlieluxuriously？Lookforthnow，mypeople，uponthelandofbehest，evenfromHorebandfromNeboandfromPisgahandfromtheHornsofHattenuntoalandflowingwithmilkandmoney。Butthouhastsuckledmewithabittermilk：mymoonandmysunthouhastquenchedforever。Andthouhastleftmealoneforeverinthedarkwaysofmybitterness：andwithakissofasheshastthoukissedmymouth。Thistenebrosityoftheinterior，heproceededtosay，hathnotbeenilluminedbythewitoftheseptuagintnorsomuchasmentionedfortheOrientfromonhighwhichbrakehell’sgatesvisitedadarknessthatwasforaneous。AssuefactionminoratesatrocitiesasTullysaithofhisdarlingStoicsandHamlethisfathershoweththeprincenoblisterofcombustion。TheadiaphaneinthenoonoflifeisanEgypt’splaguewhichinthenightsofprenativityandpostmortemityistheirmostproperubiandquomodo。Andastheendsandultimatesofallthingsaccordinsomemeanandmeasurewiththeirinceptionsandoriginals，thatsamemultiplicitconcordancewhichleadsforthgrowthfrombirthaccomplishingbyaretrogressivemetamorphosisthatminishingandablationtowardsthefinalwhichisagreeableuntonaturesoisitwithoursubsolarbeing。

　　Theagedsistersdrawusintolife：wewail，batten，sport，clip，clasp，sunder，dwindle，die：overusdeadtheybend。FirstsavedfromwaterofoldNile，amongbulrushes，abedoffasciatedwattles：atlastthecavityofamountain，anoccultedsepulchreamidtheconclamationofthehillcatandtheossifrage。AndasnomanknowstheubicityofhistumulusnortowhatprocessesweshalltherebybeusherednorwhethertoTophetortoEdenvilleinthelikewayisallhiddenwhenwewouldbackwardseefromwhatregionofremotenessthewhatnessofourwhonesshathfetchedhiswhenceness。