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  AfewsuchpicturesofthoseearlydaysatBeckenhamstandout,andthenIfindmyselfamongtheChiselhurstmemories。TheChiselhurstmansionhad“grounds“ratherthanameregarden,andtherewasagardener’scottageandalittlelodgeatthegate。

  TheascendantmovementwasalwaysfarmoreinevidencetherethanatBeckenham。ThevelocitywasincreasingOnenightpicksitselfoutastypical,as,initsway,markinganepoch。Iwasthere,Ithink,aboutsomeadvertisementstuff,onsomesortofbusinessanyhow,andmyuncleandaunthadcomebackinaflyfromadinnerattheRuncorns。EventherehewasnibblingatRuncornwiththeideaofourgreatAmalgamationbuddinginhismind。Igotdownthere,Isuppose,abouteleven。

  Ifoundthetwoofthemsittinginthestudy,myauntonachair-armwithawhimsicalpensivenessonherface,regardingmyuncle,andhe,muchextendedandveryrotund,inthelowarm-chairdrawnuptothefender。

  “Lookhere,George。”saidmyuncle,aftermyfirstgreetings。“I

  justbeensaying:Wearen’tOhFay!”

  “Eh?”

  “NotOhFay!Socially!”

  “OldFLY,hemeans,George——French!”

  “Oh!Didn’tthinkofFrench。Oneneverknowswheretohavehim。

  What’sgonewrongto-night?”

  “Ibeenthinking。Itisn’tanyparticularthing。Iatetoomuchofthatfishystuffatfirst,likesaltfrogspawn,andwasabitconfusedbyolives;and——well,Ididn’tknowwhichwinewaswhich。HadtosayTHATeachtime。Itputsyourtalkallwrong。Andshewasn’tineveningdress,notliketheothers。Wecan’tgooninthatstyle,George——notaproperad。”

  “I’mnotsureyouwereright。”Isaid,“inhavingafly。”

  “Wegottodoitallbetter。”saidmyuncle,“wegottodoitinStyle。Smartbusiness,smartmen。Shetriestopassitoffashumorous“——myauntpulledagrimace——“itisn’thumorous!See!

  We’reontheup-gradenow,fairandsquare。We’regoingtobebig。Wearen’tgoingtobelaughedatasPoovenoos,see!”

  “Nobodylaughedatyou。”saidmyaunt。“OldBladder!”

  “Nobodyisn’tgoingtolaughatme。”saidmyuncle,glancingathiscontoursandsuddenlysittingup。

  Myauntraisedhereyebrowsslightly,swungherfoot,andsaidnothing。

  “Wearen’tkeepingpacewithourownprogress,George。Wegotto。We’rebumpingagainstnewpeople,andtheysetuptobegentlefolks——etiquettedinnersandalltherestofit。Theygivethemselvesairsandexpectustobefish-out-of-water。Wearen’tgoingtobe。Theythinkwe’venoStyle。Well,wegivethemStyleforouradvertisements,andwe’regoingtogive’emStyleallthrough。Youneedn’tbeborntoittodancewellonthewiresoftheBondStreettradesmen。See?”

  Ihandedhimthecigar-box。

  “Runcornhadn’tcigarslikethese。”hesaid,truncatingonelovingly。“Webeathimatcigars。We’llbeathimallround。”

  MyauntandIregardedhim,fullofapprehensions。

  “Igotidees。”hesaiddarklytothecigar,deepeningourdread。

  Hepocketedhiscigar-cutterandspokeagain。

  “Wegottolearnalltherottenlittlegamefirst。See,F’rinstance,wegottogetsamplesofalltheblessedwinesthereare——andlearn’emup。Stern,Smoor,Burgundy,allof’em!ShetookSternto-night——andwhenshetasteditfirst——youpulledaface,Susan,youdid。Isawyou。Itsurprisedyou。Youbunchedyournose。Wegottogetusedtowineandnotdothat。Wegottogetusedtowearingeveningdress——YOU,Susan,too。”

  “Alwayshavehadatendencytostickoutofmyclothes。”saidmyaunt。“However——Whocares?”Sheshruggedhershoulders。

  Ihadneverseenmyunclesoimmenselyserious。

  “Gottogetthehangofetiquette。”hewentontothefire。

  “Horseseven。Practiseeverything。Dineeverynightineveningdress。Getabroughamorsomething。Learnupgolfandtennisandthings。Countrygentleman。OhFay。Itisn’tonlyfreedomfromGoochery。”

  “Eh?”Isaid。

  “Oh!——Gawshery,ifyoulike!”

  “French,George。”saidmyaunt。“ButI’Mnotol’Gooch。Imadethatfaceforfun。”

  “Itisn’tonlyfreedomfromGawshery。WegottohaveStyle。

  See!Style!Justallrightandonebetter。That’swhatIcallStyle。Wecandoit,andwewill。”

  Hemumbledhiscigarandsmokedforaspace,leaningforwardandlookingintothefire。

  “Whatisit。”heasked,“afterall?Whatisit?Tipsabouteating;tipsaboutdrinking。Clothes。Howtoholdyourself,andnotsayjes’thefewlittlethingstheyknowforcertainarewrong——jes’theshibboleththings。”

  Hewassilentagain,andthecigarcreptupfromthehorizontaltowardsthezenithastheconfidenceofhismouthincreased。

  “Learnthewholebagoftricksinsixmonths。”hesaid,becomingmorecheerful。“Ah,Susan?Beatitout!George,youinparticularoughttogetholdofit。Oughttogetintoagoodclub,andallthat。”

  “Alwaysreadytolearn!”Isaid。“EversinceyougavemethechanceofLatin。Sofarwedon’tseemtohavehituponanyLatin-speakingstratuminthepopulation。”

  “We’vecometoFrench。”saidmyaunt,“anyhow。”

  “It’saveryusefullanguage。”saidmyuncle。“Putapointonthings。Zzzz。Asforaccent,noEnglishmanhasanaccent。NoEnglishmanpronouncesFrenchproperly。Don’tyoutellME。

  It’saBluff——It’sallaBluff。Life’saBluff——practically。

  That’swhyit’ssoimportant,Susan,forustoattendtoStyle。

  LeSteelSayLum。TheStyleit’stheman。Whadyoulaughingat,Susan?George,you’renotsmoking。Thesecigarsaregoodforthemind。WhatdoYOUthinkofitall?Wegottoadaptourselves。Wehave——sofar。Notgoingtobebeatbythesesillythings。”

  “Whatdoyouthinkofit,George?”heinsisted。

  WhatIsaidIthoughtofitIdon’tnowrecall。OnlyIhaveverydistinctlytheimpressionofmeetingforamomentmyaunt’simpenetrableeye。AndanyhowhestartedinwithhisaccustomedenergytorapethemysteriesoftheCostlyLife,andbecomethecalmestofitslords。Onthewhole,Ithinkhedidit——thoroughly。Ihavecrowdedmemories,alittledifficulttodisentangle,ofhisexperimentalstages,hisexperimentalproceedings。It’shardattimestosaywhichmemorycomesinfrontofwhich。Irecallhimaspresentingonthewholeaseriesofsmallsurprises,asbeingagainandagain,unexpectedly,alittlemoreself-confident,alittlemorepolished,alittlericherandfiner,alittlemoreawareofthepositionsandvaluesofthingsandmen。

  Therewasatime——itmusthavebeenveryearly——whenIsawhimdeeplyimpressedbythesplendoursofthedining-roomoftheNationalLiberalClub。Heavenknowswhoourhostwasorwhatthatparticularlittle“feed“wasaboutnow!——allthatsticksistheimpressionofourstragglingentry,astringofsixorsevenguests,andmyunclelookingabouthimatthenumerousbrightred-shadedtables,attheexoticsingreatMajolicajars,attheshiningceramiccolumnsandpilasters,attheimpressiveportraitsofLiberalstatesmenandheroes,andallthatcontributestotheensembleofthatpalatialspectacle。Hewasbetrayedintoawhispertome,“ThisisallRight,George!”hesaid。ThatartlesscommentseemsalmostincredibleasIsetitdown;therecameatimesospeedilywhennoteventheclubsofNewYorkcouldhaveoverawedmyuncle,andwhenhecouldwalkthroughthebowingmagnificenceoftheRoyalGrandHoteltohischosentableinthataggressivelyexquisitegalleryupontheriver,withalltheeasycalmofoneofearth’slegitimatekings。

  Thetwoofthemlearntthenewgamerapidlyandwell;theyexperimentedabroad,theyexperimentedathome。AtChiselhurst,withtheaidofanew,verycostly,buthighlyinstructivecook,theytriedovereverythingtheyheardofthatrousedtheircuriosityandhadanyreputationfordifficulty,fromasparagustoplover’seggs。Theyafterwardsgotagardenerwhocouldwaitattable——andhebroughtthesoilhometoone。Thentherecameabutler。

  Iremembermyaunt’sfirstdinner-gownverybrightly,andhowshestoodbeforethefireinthedrawing-roomconfessingonceunsuspectedprettyarmswithallthecourageshepossessed,andlookingoverhershoulderatherselfinamirror。

  “Aham。”sheremarkedreflectively,“mustfeellikethis。Justanecklace。”。

  Iattempted,Ithink,somecommonplacecompliment。

  Myuncleappearedatthedoorinawhitewaistcoatandwithhishandsinhistrouserpockets;hehaltedandsurveyedhercritically。

  “Couldn’ttellyoufromaduchess,Susan。”heremarked。“I’dliketohaveyoupainted,standin’atthefirelikethat。

  Sargent!Youlook——spirited,somehow。Lord!——IwishsomeofthosedamnedtradesmenatWimblehurstcouldseeyou。”。

  Theydidalotofweek-endingathotels,andsometimesIwentdownwiththem。Weseemedtofallintoavastdriftingcrowdofsociallearners。Idon’tknowwhetheritisduesimplytomychangedcircumstances,butitseemstometherehavebeenimmenselydisproportionatedevelopmentsofthehotel-frequentingandrestaurant-usingpopulationduringthelasttwentyyears。

  Itisnotonly,Ithink,thattherearecrowdsofpeoplewho,likewewere,areintheeconomicallyascendantphase,butwholemassesoftheprosperoussectionofthepopulationmustbealteringitshabits,givinguphigh-teafordinnerandtakingtoeveningdress,usingtheweek-endhotelsasapractise-groundforthesenewsocialarts。Aswiftandsystematicconversiontogentilityhasbeengoingon,Iamconvinced,throughoutthewholecommercialupper-middleclasssinceIwastwenty-one。Curiouslymixedwasthepersonalqualityofthepeopleonesawintheseraids。Therewereconscientiouslyrefinedandlow-voicedpeoplereekingwithproudbashfulness;therewereaggressivelysmartpeopleusingpetdiminutivesforeachotherloudlyandseekingfreshoccasionsforbrilliantrudeness;therewereawkwardhusbandsandwivesquarrellingfurtivelyabouttheirmannersandillateaseundertheeyeofthewinter;cheerfullyamiableandoftendiscrepantcoupleswithadispositiontoinconspicuouscorners,andthejollysort,affectinganunaffectedease;plumphappyladieswholaughedtooloud,andgentlemenineveningdresswhosubsequently“gottheirpipes。”Andnobody,youknew,wasanybody,howeverexpensivelytheydressedandwhateverroomstheytook。

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