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  Hevisitedallthecastledefencesprettyaccuratelythatnight,andinquiredofhisofficersthestateoftheammunition,provisions,&c。Hesaidnothing;butthePrincessHelen’smaiddid:andeverybodyknewthattheRowskihadmadehisproposals,hadbeenrejected,and,gettingupinaviolentfury,hadcalledforhispeople,andswornbyhisgreatgodsthathewouldnotenterthecastleagainuntilherodeoverthebreach,lanceinhand,theconquerorofClevesandallbelongingtoit。

  Nolittleconsternationwasspreadthroughthegarrisonatthenews:foreverybodyknewtheRowskitobeoneofthemostintrepidandpowerfulsoldiersinallGermany,——oneofthemostskilfulgenerals。Generoustoextravagancetohisownfollowers,hewasruthlesstotheenemy:ahundredstoriesweretoldofthedreadfulbarbaritiesexercisedbyhiminseveraltownsandcastleswhichhehadcapturedandsacked。AndpoorHelenhadthepainofthinking,thatinconsequenceofherrefusalshewasdoomingallthemen,women,andchildrenoftheprincipalitytoindiscriminateandhorribleslaughter。

  Thedreadfulsurmisesregardingawarreceivedinafewdaysdreadfulconfirmation。Itwasnoon,andtheworthyPrinceofCleveswastakinghisdinnerthoughthehonestwarriorhadhadlittleappetiteforthatmealforsometimepast,whentrumpetswereheardatthegate;andpresentlytheheraldoftheRowskiofDonnerblitz,cladinatabardonwhichthearmsoftheCountwereblazoned,enteredthedining-hall。Apageboreasteelgauntletonacushion;BleuSanglierhadhishatonhishead。ThePrinceofClevesputonhisown,astheheraldcameuptothechairofstatewherethesovereignsat。”SilenceforBleuSanglier,”criedthePrince,gravely。”Sayyoursay,SirHerald。””InthenameofthehighandmightyRowski,PrinceofDonnerblitz,MargraveofEulenschreckenstein,CountofKrotenwald,Schnauzestadt,andGalgenhugel,HereditaryGrandCorkscrewoftheHolyRomanEmpire——toyou,AdolftheTwenty-third,PrinceofCleves,I,BleuSanglier,bringwaranddefiance。Alone,andlancetolance,ortwentytotwentyinfieldorinfort,onplainoronmountain,thenobleRowskidefiesyou。Here,orwhereverheshallmeetyou,heproclaimswartothedeathbetweenyouandhim。Intokenwhereof,hereishisglove。”Andtakingthesteelglovefromthepage,BleuBoarflungitclangingonthemarblefloor。

  ThePrincessHelenturneddeadlypale:butthePrince,withagoodassurance,flungdownhisownglove,callinguponsomeonetoraisetheRowski’s;whichOttoaccordinglytookupandpresentedtohim,onhisknee。”Boteler,fillmygoblet,”saidthePrincetothatfunctionary,who,clothedintightblackhose,withawhitekerchief,andanapkinonhisdexterarm,stoodobsequiouslybyhismaster’schair。

  ThegobletwasfilledwithMalvoisie:itheldaboutthreequarts;apreciousgoldenhanapcarvedbythecunningartificer,BenvenutotheFlorentine。”Drink,BleuSanglier,”saidthePrince,”andputthegobletinthybosom。Wearthischain,furthermore,formysake。”Andsosaying,PrinceAdolfflungapreciouschainofemeraldsroundtheherald’sneck。”AninvitationtobattlewaseverawelcomecalltoAdolfofCleves。”Sosaying,andbiddinghispeopletakegoodcareofBleuSanglier’sretinue,thePrinceleftthehallwithhisdaughter。

  Allweremarvellingathisdignity,courage,andgenerosity。

  But,thoughaffectingunconcern,themindofPrinceAdolfwasfarfromtranquil。Hewasnolongerthestalwartknightwho,inthereignofStanislausAugustus,had,withhisnakedfist,beatenaliontodeathinthreeminutes;andalonehadkepttheposternofPeterwaradinfortwohoursagainstsevenhundredTurkishjanissaries,whowereassailingit。ThosedeedswhichhadmadetheheirofClevesfamousweredonethirtyyearssyne。Afreeliversincehehadcomeintohisprincipality,andofalazyturn,hehadneglectedtheathleticexerciseswhichhadmadehiminyouthsofamousachampion,andindolencehadborneitsusualfruits。Hetriedhisoldbattle-sword——thatfamousbladewithwhich,inPalestine,hehadcutanelephant-driverintwopieces,andsplitasundertheskulloftheelephantwhichherode。AdolfofClevescouldscarcelynowlifttheweaponoverhishead。Hetriedhisarmor。Itwastootightforhim。Andtheoldsoldierburstintotears,whenhefoundhecouldnotbuckleit。SuchamanwasnotfittoencountertheterribleRowskiinsinglecombat。

  Norcouldhehopetomakeheadagainsthimforanytimeinthefield。ThePrince’sterritoriesweresmall;hisvassalsproverbiallylazyandpeaceable;histreasuryempty。Thedismallestprospectswerebeforehim:andhepassedasleeplessnightwritingtohisfriendsforsuccor,andcalculatingwithhissecretarythesmallamountoftheresourceswhichhecouldbringtoaidhimagainsthisadvancingandpowerfulenemy。

  Helen’spillowthateveningwasalsounvisitedbyslumber。ShelayawakethinkingofOtto,——thinkingofthedangerandtheruinherrefusaltomarryhadbroughtuponherdearpapa。Otto,too,sleptnot:butHISwakingthoughtswerebrilliantandheroic:thenobleChildethoughthowheshoulddefendthePrincess,andwinLOSandhonorintheensuingcombat。

  CHAPTERXII。

  THECHAMPION。

  AndnowthenobleClevesbeganingoodearnesttopreparehiscastleforthethreatenedsiege。Hegatheredinalltheavailablecattleroundtheproperty,andthepigsroundmanymiles;andadreadfulslaughterofhornedandsnoutedanimalstookplace,——thewholecastleresoundingwiththelowingoftheoxenandthesqueaksofthegruntlings,destinedtoprovidefoodforthegarrison。

  These,whenslain,hergentlespirit,ofcourse,wouldnotallowofherwitnessingthatdisagreeableoperation,thelovelyHelen,withtheassistanceofhermaidens,carefullysaltedandpickled。

  Cornwasbroughtiningreatquantities,thePrincepayingforthesamewhenhehadmoney,givingbillswhenhecouldgetcredit,oroccasionally,marry,sendingoutafewstoutmen-at-armstoforage,whobroughtinwheatwithoutmoneyorcrediteither。ThecharmingPrincess,amidsttheintervalsofherlabors,wentaboutencouragingthegarrison,whovowedtoamantheywoulddieforasinglesweetsmileofhers;andinordertomaketheirinevitablesufferingsaseasyaspossibletothegallantfellows,sheandtheapothecariesgotreadyaplentyofefficacioussimples,andscrapedavastquantityoflinttobindtheirwarriors’woundswithal。Allthefortificationswerestrengthened;thefossescarefullyfilledwithspikesandwater;largestonesplacedoverthegates,convenienttotumbleontheheadsoftheassaultingparties;andcaldronsprepared,withfurnacestomeltuppitch,brimstone,boilingoil,&c。,wherewithhospitablytoreceivethem。Havingthekeenesteyeinthewholegarrison,youngOttowasplacedonthetopmosttower,towatchfortheexpectedcomingofthebeleagueringhost。

  Theywereseenonlytoosoon。Longranksofshiningspearswereseenglitteringinthedistance,andthearmyoftheRowskisoonmadeitsappearanceinbattle’smagnificentlysternarray。Thetentsoftherenownedchiefandhisnumerouswarriorswerepitchedoutofarrow-shotofthecastle,butinfearfulproximity;andwhenhisarmyhadtakenupitsposition,anofficerwithaflagoftruceandatrumpetwasseenadvancingtothecastlegate。Itwasthesameheraldwhohadpreviouslybornehismaster’sdefiancetothePrinceofCleves。Hecameoncemoretothecastlegate,andthereproclaimedthatthenobleCountofEulenschreckensteinwasinarmswithout,readytodobattlewiththePrinceofCleves,orhischampion;thathewouldremaininarmsforthreedays,readyforcombat。Ifnomanmethimattheendofthatperiod,hewoulddeliveranassault,andwouldgivequartertonosinglesoulinthegarrison。Sosaying,theheraldnailedhislord’sgauntletonthecastlegate。Asbefore,thePrinceflunghimoveranotherglovefromthewall;thoughhowhewastodefendhimselffromsuchawarrior,orgetachampion,orresistthepitilessassaultthatmustfollow,thetroubledoldnoblemanknewnotintheleast。

  ThePrincessHelenpassedthenightinthechapel,vowingtonsofwax-candlestoallthepatronsaintsoftheHouseofCleves,iftheywouldraiseherupadefender。

  Buthowdidthenoblegirl’sheartsink——howwerehernotionsofthepurityofmanshakenwithinhergentlebosom,bythedreadintelligencewhichreachedherthenextmorning,afterthedefianceoftheRowski!Atroll-callitwasdiscoveredthatheonwhomsheprincipallyrelied——hewhomherfondhearthadsingledoutasherchampion,hadprovedfaithless!Otto,thedegenerateOtto,hadfled!Hiscomrade,Wolfgang,hadgonewithhim。Aropewasfounddanglingfromthecasementoftheirchamber,andtheymusthaveswumthemoatandpassedovertotheenemyinthedarknessofthepreviousnight。”Aprettyladwasthisfair-spokenarcherofthine!”saidthePrinceherfathertoher;”andaprettykettleoffishhastthoucookedforthefondestoffathers。”Sheretiredweepingtoherapartment。Neverbeforehadthatyoungheartfeltsowretched。

  Thatmorning,atnineo’clock,astheyweregoingtobreakfast,theRowski’strumpetssounded。Cladincompletearmor,andmountedonhisenormouspiebaldcharger,hecameoutofhispavilion,androdeslowlyupanddowninfrontofthecastle。Hewasreadytheretomeetachampion。

  Threetimeseachdaydidtheodioustrumpetsoundthesamenotesofdefiance。Thricedailydidthesteel-cladRowskicomeforthchallengingthecombat。Thefirstdaypassed,andtherewasnoanswertohissummons。Theseconddaycameandwent,butnochampionhadrisentodefend。Thetauntofhisshrillclarionremainedwithoutanswer;andthesunwentdownuponthewretchedestfatheranddaughterinallthelandofChristendom。

  Thetrumpetssoundedanhouraftersunrise,anhourafternoon,andanhourbeforesunset。Thethirddaycame,butwithitbroughtnohope。Thefirstandsecondsummonsmetnoresponse。Atfiveo’clocktheoldPrincecalledhisdaughterandblessedher。”IgotomeetthisRowski,”saidhe。”Itmaybeweshallmeetnomore,myHelen——mychild——theinnocentcauseofallthisgrief。IfI

  shallfallto-nighttheRowski’svictim,’twillbethatlifeisnothingwithouthonor。”Andsosaying,heputintoherhandsadagger,andbadehersheatheitinherownbreastsosoonastheterriblechampionhadcarriedthecastlebystorm。

  ThisHelenmostfaithfullypromisedtodo;andheragedfatherretiredtohisarmory,anddonnedhisancientwar-worncorselet。

  Ithadbornetheshockofathousandlanceserethis,butitwasnowsotightasalmosttochoketheknightlywearer。

  Thelasttrumpetsounded——tantara!tantara!——itsshrillcallrangoverthewideplains,andthewideplainsgavebacknoanswer。

  Again!——butwhenitsnotesdiedaway,therewasonlyamournful,anawfulsilence。”Farewell,mychild,”saidthePrince,bulkilyliftinghimselfintohisbattle-saddle。”Rememberthedagger。

  Hark!thetrumpetsoundsforthethirdtime。Open,warders!

  Sound,trumpeters!andgoodSt。Bendigoguardtheright。”

  ButPuffendorff,thetrumpeter,hadnotleisuretoliftthetrumpettohislips:when,hark!fromwithouttherecameanothernoteofanotherclarion!——adistantnoteatfirst,thenswellingfuller。

  Presently,inbrilliantvariations,thefullrichnotesofthe”Huntsman’sChorus”cameclearlyoverthebreeze;andathousandvoicesofthecrowdgazingoverthegateexclaimed,”Achampion!achampion!”

  And,indeed,achampionHADcome。Issuingfromtheforestcameaknightandsquire:theknightgracefullycanteringanelegantcream-coloredArabianofprodigiouspower——thesquiremountedonanunpretendinggraycob;which,nevertheless,wasananimalofconsiderablestrengthandsinew。Itwasthesquirewhoblewthetrumpet,throughthebarsofhishelmet;theknight’svisorwascompletelydown。Asmallprince’scoronetofgold,fromwhichrosethreepinkostrich-feathers,markedthewarrior’srank:hisblankshieldborenocognizance。AsgracefullypoisinghislanceherodeintothegreenspacewheretheRowski’stentswerepitched,theheartsofallpresentbeatwithanxiety,andthepoorPrinceofCleves,especially,hadconsiderabledoubtsabouthisnewchampion。”SoslimafigureasthatcannevercompetewithDonnerblitz,”saidhe,moodily,tohisdaughter;”butwhoeverhebe,thefellowputsagoodfaceonit,andrideslikeaman。See,hehastouchedtheRowski’sshieldwiththepointofhislance!BySt。Bendigo,aperilousventure!”

  TheunknownknighthadindeeddefiedtheRowskitothedeath,asthePrinceofClevesremarkedfromthebattlementwhereheandhisdaughterstoodtowitnessthecombat;andso,havingdefiedhisenemy,theIncognitogallopedroundunderthecastlewall,bowingelegantlytothelovelyPrincessthere,andthentookhisgroundandwaitedforthefoe。Hisarmorblazedinthesunshineashesatthere,motionless,onhiscream-coloredsteed。Helookedlikeoneofthosefairyknightsonehasreadof——oneofthosecelestialchampionswhodecidedsomanyvictoriesbeforetheinventionofgunpowder。

  TheRowski’shorsewasspeedilybroughttothedoorofhispavilion;andthatredoubtedwarrior,blazinginasuitofmagnificentbrassarmor,clatteredintohissaddle。Longwavesofblood-redfeathersbristledoverhishelmet,whichwasfartherornamentedbytwohugehornsoftheaurochs。Hislancewaspaintedwhiteandred,andhewhirledtheprodigiousbeamintheairandcaughtitwithsavageglee。Helaughedwhenhesawtheslimformofhisantagonist;andhissoulrejoicedtomeetthecomingbattle。

  Hedughisspursintotheenormoushorseherode:theenormoushorsesnorted,andsquealed,too,withfiercepleasure。Hejerkedandcurvetedhimwithabrutalplayfulness,andafterafewminutes’turningandwheeling,duringwhicheverybodyhadleisuretoadmiretheperfectionofhisequitation,hecanteredroundtoapointexactlyoppositehisenemy,andpulleduphisimpatientcharger。

  TheoldPrinceonthebattlementwassoeagerforthecombat,thatheseemedquitetoforgetthedangerwhichmenacedhimself,shouldhisslimchampionbediscomfitedbythetremendousKnightofDonnerblitz。”Goit!”saidhe,flinginghistruncheonintotheditch;andattheword,thetwowarriorsrushedwithwhirlingrapidityateachother。

  Andnowensuedacombatsoterrible,thataweakfemalehand,likethatofherwhopensthistaleofchivalry,canneverhopetodojusticetotheterrifictheme。YouhaveseentwoenginesontheGreatWesternlinerushpasteachotherwithapealingscream?Sorapidlydidthetwowarriorsgalloptowardsoneanother;thefeathersofeitherstreamedyardsbehindtheirbacksastheyconverged。Theirshockastheymetwasasthatoftwocannon-

  balls;themightyhorsestrembledandreeledwiththeconcussion;

  thelanceaimedattheRowski’shelmetboreoffthecoronet,thehorns,thehelmetitself,andhurledthemtoanincredibledistance:apieceoftheRowski’sleftearwascarriedoffonthepointofthenamelesswarrior’sweapon。Howhadhefared?Hisadversary’sweaponhadglancedharmlessalongtheblanksurfaceofhispolishedbuckler;andthevictorysofarwaswithhim。

  TheexpressionoftheRowski’sface,as,bareheaded,heglaredonhisenemywithfiercebloodshoteyeballs,wasoneworthyofademon。Theimprecatoryexpressionswhichhemadeuseofcanneverbecopiedbyafemininepen。

  Hisopponentmagnanimouslydeclinedtotakeadvantageoftheopportunitythusofferedhimoffinishingthecombatbysplittinghisopponent’sskullwithhiscurtal-axe,and,ridingbacktohisstarting-place,benthislance’spointtotheground,intokenthathewouldwaituntiltheCountofEulenschreckensteinwashelmetedafresh。”BlessedBendigo!”criedthePrince,”thouartagallantlance:butwhydidstnotraptheSchelm’sbrainout?””Bringmeafreshhelmet!”yelledtheRowski。Anothercasquewasbroughttohimbyhistremblingsquire。

  Assoonashehadbracedit,hedrewhisgreatflashingswordfromhisside,andrushedathisenemy,roaringhoarselyhiscryofbattle。Theunknownknight’sswordwasunsheathedinamoment,andatthenextthetwobladeswereclankingtogetherthedreadfulmusicofthecombat!

  TheDonnerblitzwieldedhiswithhisusualsavagenessandactivity。

  Itwhirledroundhisadversary’sheadwithfrightfulrapidity。Nowitcarriedawayafeatherofhisplume;nowitshoreoffaleafofhiscoronet。Theflailofthethrasherdoesnotfallmoreswiftlyuponthecorn。FormanyminutesitwastheUnknown’sonlytasktodefendhimselffromthetremendousactivityoftheenemy。

  ButeventheRowski’sstrengthwouldslackenafterexertion。Theblowsbegantofalllessthickanon,andthepointoftheunknownknightbegantomakedreadfulplay。ItfoundandpenetratedeveryjointoftheDonnerblitz’sarmor。Nowitnickedhimintheshoulderwherethevambracewasbuckledtothecorselet;nowitboredashrewdholeunderthelightbrissart,andbloodfollowed;

  now,withfataldexterity,itdartedthroughthevisor,andcamebacktotherecoverdeeplytingedwithblood。Ascreamofragefollowedthelastthrust;andnowonder:——ithadpenetratedtheRowski’slefteye。

  Hisbloodwastricklingthroughadozenorifices;hewasalmostchokinginhishelmetwithlossofbreath,andlossofblood,andrage。Gaspingwithfury,hedrewbackhishorse,flunghisgreatswordathisopponent’shead,andoncemoreplungedathim,wieldinghiscurtal-axe。

  Thenyoushouldhaveseentheunknownknightemployingthesamedreadfulweapon!Hithertohehadbeenonhisdefence;nowhebegantheattack;andthegleamingaxewhirredinhishandlikeareed,butdescendedlikeathunderbolt!”Yield!yield!SirRowski,”

  shoutedhe,inacalm,clearvoice。

  Ablowdealtmadlyathisheadwasthereply。’TwasthelastblowthattheCountofEulenschreckensteineverstruckinbattle!Thecursewasonhislipsasthecrushingsteeldescendedintohisbrain,andsplititintwo。Herolledlikealogfromhishorse:

  hisenemy’skneewasinamomentonhischest,andthedaggerofmercyathisthroat,astheknightoncemorecalleduponhimtoyield。

  Buttherewasnoanswerfromwithinthehelmet。Whenitwaswithdrawn,theteethwerecrunchedtogether;themouththatshouldhavespoken,grinnedaghastlysilence:oneeyestillglaredwithhateandfury,butitwasglazedwiththefilmofdeath!

  TheredorbofthesunwasjustthendippingintotheRhine。Theunknownknight,vaultingoncemoreintohissaddle,madeagracefulobeisancetothePrinceofClevesandhisdaughter,withoutaword,andgallopedbackintotheforest,whencehehadissuedanhourbeforesunset。

  CHAPTERXIII。

  THEMARRIAGE。

  TheconsternationwhichensuedonthedeathoftheRowski,speedilysentallhiscamp-followers,army,&c。totheright-about。Theystrucktheirtentsatthefirstnewsofhisdiscomfiture;andeachmanlayingholdofwhathecould,thewholeofthegallantforcewhichhadmarchedunderhisbannerinthemorninghaddisappearederethesunrose。

  Onthatnight,asitmaybeimagined,thegatesoftheCastleofCleveswerenotshut。Everybodywasfreetocomein。Wine-buttswerebroachedinallthecourts;thepickledmeatpreparedinsuchlotsforthesiegewasdistributedamongthepeople,whocrowdedtocongratulatetheirbelovedsovereignonhisvictory;andthePrince,aswascustomarywiththatgoodman,whoneverlostanopportunityofgivingadinner-party,hadasplendidentertainmentmadereadyfortheupperclasses,thewholeconcludingwithatastefuldisplayoffireworks。

  Inthemidstoftheseentertainments,ouroldfriendtheCountofHombourgarrivedatthecastle。ThestalwartoldwarriorsworebySaintBugothathewasgrievedthekillingoftheRowskihadbeentakenoutofhishand。ThelaughingClevesvowedbySaintBendigo,Hombourgcouldneverhavefinishedoffhisenemysosatisfactorilyastheunknownknighthadjustdone。

  Butwhowashe?wasthequestionwhichnowagitatedthebosomofthesetwooldnobles。Howtofindhim——howtorewardthechampionandrestorerofthehonorandhappinessofCleves?Theyagreedoversupperthatheshouldbesoughtforeverywhere。Beadlesweresentroundtheprincipalcitieswithinfiftymiles,andthedescriptionoftheknightadvertised,intheJournaldeFrancfortandtheAllgemeineZeitung。ThehandofthePrincessHelenwassolemnlyofferedtohimintheseadvertisements,withthereversionofthePrinceofCleves’ssplendidthoughsomewhatdilapidatedproperty。”Butwedon’tknowhim,mydearpapa,”faintlyejaculatedthatyounglady。”Someimpostormaycomeinasuitofplainarmor,andpretendthathewasthechampionwhoovercametheRowskiaprincewhohadhisfaultscertainly,butwhoseattachmentformeIcanneverforget;andhowareyoutosaywhetherheistherealknightornot?Therearesomanydeceiversinthisworld,”addedthePrincess,intears,”thatonecan’tbetoocautiousnow。”Thefactis,thatshewasthinkingofthedesertionofOttointhemorning;

  bywhichinstanceoffaithlessnessherheartwaswellnighbroken。

  AsforthatyouthandhiscomradeWolfgang,totheastonishmentofeverybodyattheirimpudence,theycametothearchers’messthatnight,asifnothinghadhappened;gottheirsupper,partakingbothofmeatanddrinkmostplentifully;fellasleepwhentheircomradesbegantodescribetheeventsoftheday,andtheadmirableachievementsoftheunknownwarrior;andturningintotheirhammocks,didnotappearonparadeinthemorninguntiltwentyminutesafterthenameswerecalled。

  WhenthePrinceofClevesheardofthereturnofthesedesertershewasinatoweringpassion。”Wherewereyou,fellows,”shoutedhe,”duringthetimemycastlewasatitsutmostneed?”

  Ottoreplied,”Wewereoutonparticularbusiness。””Doesasoldierleavehispostonthedayofbattle,sir?”

  exclaimedthePrince。”Youknowtherewardofsuch——Death!anddeathyoumerit。Butyouareasoldieronlyofyesterday,andyesterday’svictoryhasmadememerciful。Hangedyoushallnotbe,asyoumerit——onlyflogged,bothofyou。Paradethemen,ColonelTickelstern,afterbreakfast,andgivethesescoundrelsfivehundredapiece。”

  YoushouldhaveseenhowyoungOttobounded,whenthisinformationwasthusabruptlyconveyedtohim。”FlogME!”criedhe。”FlogOttoof——””Notso,myfather,”saidthePrincessHelen,whohadbeenstandingbyduringtheconversation,andwhohadlookedatOttoallthewhilewiththemostineffablescorn。”Notso:althoughthesePERSONShaveforgottentheirduty”shelaidaparticularlysarcasticemphasisonthewordpersons,”wehavehadnoneedoftheirservices,andhaveluckilyfoundOTHERSmorefaithful。Youpromisedyourdaughteraboon,papa;itisthepardonofthesetwoPERSONS。Letthemgo,andquitaservicetheyhavedisgraced;amistress——thatis,amaster——theyhavedeceived。””Drum’emoutofthecastle,Ticklestern;striptheiruniformsfromtheirbacks,andneverletmehearofthescoundrelsagain。”Sosaying,theoldPrinceangrilyturnedonhisheeltobreakfast,leavingthetwoyoungmentothefunandderisionoftheirsurroundingcomrades。

  ThenobleCountofHombourg,whowastakinghisusualairingontherampartsbeforebreakfast,cameupatthisjuncture,andaskedwhatwastherow?Ottoblushedwhenhesawhimandturnedawayrapidly;

  buttheCount,too,catchingaglimpseofhim,withahundredexclamationsofjoyfulsurpriseseizeduponthelad,huggedhimtohismanlybreast,kissedhimmostaffectionately,andalmostburstintotearsasheembracedhim。For,insooth,thegoodCounthadthoughthisgodsonlongerethisatthebottomofthesilverRhine。

  ThePrinceofCleves,whohadcometothebreakfast-parlorwindow,toinvitehisguesttoenter,astheteawasmade,beheldthisstrangescenefromthewindow,asdidthelovelytea-makerlikewise,withbreathlessandbeautifulagitation。TheoldCountandthearcherstrolledupanddownthebattlementsindeepconversation。Bythegesturesofsurpriseanddelightexhibitedbytheformer,’twaseasytoseetheyoungarcherwasconveyingsomeverystrangeandpleasingnewstohim;thoughthenatureoftheconversationwasnotallowedtotranspire。”Agodsonofmine,”saidthenobleCount,wheninterrogatedoverhismuffins。”Iknowhisfamily;worthypeople;sadscapegrace;

  ranaway;parentslongingforhim;gladyoudidnotfloghim;deviltopay,”andsoforth。TheCountwasamanoffewwords,andtoldhistaleinthisbrief,artlessmanner。Butwhy,atitsconclusion,didthegentleHelenleavetheroom,hereyesfilledwithtears?Shelefttheroomoncemoretokissacertainlockofyellowhairshehadpilfered。Adazzling,deliciousthought,astrangewildhope,aroseinhersoul!

  Whensheappearedagain,shemadesomeside-handedinquiriesregardingOttowiththatgentleartificeoftemployedbywomen;

  buthewasgone。Heandhiscompanionweregone。TheCountofHombourghadlikewisetakenhisdeparture,underpretextofparticularbusiness。HowlonelythevastcastleseemedtoHelen,nowthatHEwasnolongerthere。Thetransactionsofthelastfewdays;thebeautifularcher-boy;theofferfromtheRowskialwaysaneventinayounglady’slife;thesiegeofthecastle;thedeathofhertruculentadmirer:allseemedlikeafevereddreamtoher:allwaspassedaway,andhadleftnotracebehind。Notrace?——

  yes!one:alittleinsignificantlockofgoldenhair,overwhichtheyoungcreatureweptsomuchthatsheputitoutofcurl;

  passinghoursandhoursinthesummer-house,wheretheoperationhadbeenperformed。

  Ontheseconddayitismybeliefshewouldhavegoneintoaconsumptionanddiedoflanguor,iftheeventhadbeendelayedadaylonger,amessenger,withatrumpet,broughtaletterinhastetothePrinceofCleves,whowas,asusual,takingrefreshment。”TotheHighandMightyPrince,”&c。theletterran。”TheChampionwhohadthehonorofengagingonWednesdaylastwithhislateExcellencytheRowskiofDonnerblitz,presentshiscomplimentstoH。S。H。thePrinceofCleves。ThroughthemediumofthepublicprintstheC。hasbeenmadeacquaintedwiththeflatteringproposalofHisSereneHighnessrelativetoaunionbetweenhimselftheChampionandherSereneHighnessthePrincessHelenofCleves。

  TheChampionacceptswithpleasurethatpoliteinvitation,andwillhavethehonorofwaitinguponthePrinceandPrincessofClevesabouthalfanhourafterthereceiptofthisletter。””Tollolderol,girl,”shoutedthePrincewithheartfeltjoy。

  Haveyounotremarked,dearfriend,howofteninnovel-books,andonthestage,joyisannouncedbytheaboveburstofinsensatemonosyllables?”Tollolderol。Donthybestkirtle,child;thyhusbandwillbehereanon。”AndHelenretiredtoarrangehertoiletforthisawfuleventinthelifeofayoungwoman。Whenshereturned,attiredtowelcomeherdefender,heryoungcheekwasaspaleasthewhitesatinslipandorangesprigsshewore。

  Shewasscarceseatedonthedaisbyherfather’sside,whenahugeflourishoftrumpetsfromwithoutproclaimedthearrivalofTHE

  CHAMPION。Helenfeltquitesick:adraughtofetherwasnecessarytorestorehertranquillity。

  Thegreatdoorwasflungopen。Heentered,——thesametallwarrior,slim,andbeautiful,blazinginshiningsteel。HeapproachedthePrince’sthrone,supportedoneachsidebyafriendlikewiseinarmor。Hekneltgracefullyononeknee。”Icome,”saidheinavoicetremblingwithemotion,”toclaim,asperadvertisement,thehandofthelovelyLadyHelen。”AndheheldoutacopyoftheAllgemeineZeitungashespoke。”Artthounoble,SirKnight?”askedthePrinceofCleves。”Asnobleasyourself,”answeredthekneelingsteel。”Whoanswersforthee?””I,Karl,MargraveofGodesberg,hisfather!”saidtheknightontherighthand,liftinguphisvisor。”AndI——Ludwig,CountofHombourg,hisgodfather!”saidtheknightontheleft,doinglikewise。

  Thekneelingknightlifteduphisvisornow,andlookedonHelen。”IKNEWITWAS,”saidshe,andfaintedasshesawOttotheArcher。

  Butshewassoonbroughtto,gentles,asIhavesmallneedtotellye。Inaveryfewdaysafter,agreatmarriagetookplaceatClevesunderthepatronageofSaintBugo,SaintBuffo,andSaintBendigo。Afterthemarriageceremony,thehappiestandhandsomestpairintheworlddroveoffinachaise-and-four,topassthehoneymoonatKissingen。TheLadyTheodora,whomweleftlockedupinherconventalongwhilesince,wasprevailedupontocomebacktoGodesberg,whereshewasreconciledtoherhusband。Jealousofherdaughter-in-law,sheidolizedherson,andspoiledallherlittlegrandchildren。Andsoallarehappy,andmysimpletaleisdone。

  Ireaditinanold,oldbook,inamouldyoldcirculatinglibrary。

  ’TwaswrittenintheFrenchtongue,bythenobleAlexandreDumas;

  but’tisprobablethathestoleitfromsomeother,andthattheotherhadfilcheditfromaformertale-teller。Fornothingisnewunderthesun。Thingsdieandarereproducedonly。AndsoitisthattheforgottentaleofthegreatDumasreappearsunderthesignatureofTHERESAMACWHIRTER。

  WHISTLEBINKIE,N。B。,December1。

  REBECCAANDROWENA。

  AROMANCEUPONROMANCE。

  BYMR。MICHAELANGELOTITMARSH。

  CHAPTERI。

  THEOVERTURE——COMMENCEMENTOFTHEBUSINESS。

  Well-belovednovel-readersandgentlepatronessesofromance,assuredlyithasoftenoccurredtoeveryoneofyou,thatthebookswedelightinhaveveryunsatisfactoryconclusions,andendquiteprematurelywithpage320ofthethirdvolume。Atthatepochofthehistoryitiswellknownthattheheroisseldommorethanthirtyyearsold,andtheheroinebyconsequencesomesevenoreightyearsyounger;andIwouldaskanyofyouwhetheritisfairtosupposethatpeopleaftertheaboveagehavenothingworthyofnoteintheirlives,andceasetoexistastheydriveawayfromSaintGeorge’s,HanoverSquare?You,dearyoungladies,whogetyourknowledgeoflifefromthecirculatinglibrary,maybeledtoimaginethatwhenthemarriagebusinessisdone,andEmiliaiswhiskedoffinthenewtravelling-carriage,bythesideoftheenrapturedEarl;orBelinda,breakingawayfromthetearfulembracesofherexcellentmother,driesherownlovelyeyesuponthethrobbingwaistcoatofherbridegroom——youmaybeapt,Isay,tosupposethatallisoverthen;thatEmiliaandtheEarlaregoingtobehappyfortherestoftheirlivesinhislordship’sromanticcastleintheNorth,andBelindaandheryoungclergymantoenjoyuninterruptedblissintheirrose-trellisedparsonageintheWestofEngland:butsometherebeamongthenovel-readingclasses——oldexperiencedfolks——whoknowbetterthanthis。Sometherebewhohavebeenmarried,andfoundthattheyhavestillsomethingtoseeandtodo,andtosuffermayhap;andthatadventures,andpains,andpleasures,andtaxes,andsunrisesandsettings,andthebusinessandjoysandgriefsoflifegoonafter,asbeforethenuptialceremony。

  ThereforeIsay,itisanunfairadvantagewhichthenovelisttakesofheroandheroine,asofhisinexperiencedreader,tosaygood-bytothetwoformer,assoonasevertheyaremadehusbandandwife;

  andIhaveoftenwishedthatadditionsshouldbemadetoallworksoffictionwhichhavebeenbroughttoabruptterminationsinthemannerdescribed;andthatweshouldhearwhatoccurstothesobermarriedman,aswellastotheardentbachelor;tothematron,aswellastotheblushingspinster。AndinthisrespectIadmireandwoulddesiretoimitate,thenobleandprolificFrenchauthor,AlexandreDumas,whocarrieshisheroesfromearlyyouthdowntothemostvenerableoldage;anddoesnotletthemrestuntiltheyaresoold,thatitisfulltimethepoorfellowsshouldgetalittlepeaceandquiet。Aheroismuchtoovaluableagentlemantobeputupontheretiredlist,intheprimeandvigorofhisyouth;andIwishtoknowwhatladyamonguswouldliketobeputontheshelf,andthoughtnolongerinteresting,becauseshehasafamilygrowingup,andisfourorfiveandthirtyyearsofage?Ihaveknownladiesatsixty,withheartsastenderandideasasromanticasanyyoungmissesofsixteen。Letushavemiddle-

  agednovelsthen,aswellasyourextremelyjuvenilelegends:lettheyoungonesbewarnedthattheoldfolkshavearighttobeinteresting:andthataladymaycontinuetohaveaheart,althoughsheissomewhatstouterthanshewaswhenaschool-girl,andamanhisfeelings,althoughhegetshishairfromTruefitt’s。

  ThusIwoulddesirethatthebiographiesofmanyofourmostillustriouspersonagesofromanceshouldbecontinuedbyfittinghands,andthattheyshouldbeheardof,untilatleastadecentage——LookatMr。James’sheroes:theyinvariablymarryyoung。

  LookatMr。Dickens’s:theydisappearfromthescenewhentheyaremerechits。Itrusttheseauthors,whoarestillalive,willseetheproprietyoftellingussomethingmoreaboutpeopleinwhomwetookaconsiderableinterest,andwhomustbeatpresentstrongandhearty,andinthefullvigorofhealthandintellect。AndinthetalesofthegreatSirWaltermayhonorbetohisname,Iamsurethereareanumberofpeoplewhoareuntimelycarriedawayfromus,andofwhomweoughttohearmore。

  MydearRebecca,daughterofIsaacofYork,hasalways,inmymind,beenoneofthese;norcanIeverbelievethatsuchawoman,soadmirable,sotender,soheroic,sobeautiful,coulddisappearaltogetherbeforesuchanotherwomanasRowena,thatvapid,flaxen-

  headedcreature,whois,inmyhumbleopinion,unworthyofIvanhoe,andunworthyofherplaceasheroine。Hadbothofthemgottheirrights,iteverseemedtomethatRebeccawouldhavehadthehusband,andRowenawouldhavegoneofftoaconventandshutherselfup,whereI,forone,wouldneverhavetakenthetroubleofinquiringforher。

  ButafterallshemarriedIvanhoe。Whatistobedone?Thereisnohelpforit。ThereitisinblackandwhiteattheendofthethirdvolumeofSirWalterScott’schronicle,thatthecouplewerejoinedtogetherinmatrimony。AndmusttheDisinheritedKnight,whosebloodhasbeenfiredbythesunsofPalestine,andwhosehearthasbeenwarmedinthecompanyofthetenderandbeautifulRebecca,sitdowncontentedforlifebythesideofsuchafrigidpieceofproprietyasthaticy,faultless,prim,niminy-piminyRowena?Forbiditfate,forbiditpoeticaljustice!Thereisasimpleplanforsettingmattersright,andgivingallpartiestheirdue,whichisheresubmittedtothenovel-reader。Ivanhoe’shistoryMUSThavehadacontinuation;anditisthiswhichensues。

  Imaybewronginsomeparticularsofthenarrative,——aswhatwriterwillnotbe?——butofthemainincidentsofthehistory,I

  haveinmyownmindnosortofdoubt,andconfidentlysubmitthemtothatgenerouspublicwhichlikestoseevirtuerighted,trueloverewarded,andthebrilliantFairydescendoutoftheblazingchariotattheendofthepantomime,andmakeHarlequinandColumbinehappy。What,ifrealitybenotso,gentlemenandladies;

  andif,afterdancingavarietyofjigsandantics,andjumpinginandoutofendlesstrap-doorsandwindows,throughlife’sshiftingscenes,nofairycomesdowntomakeUScomfortableatthecloseoftheperformance?Ah!letusgiveourhonestnovel-folksthebenefitoftheirposition,andnotbeenviousoftheirgoodluck。

  Nopersonwhohasreadtheprecedingvolumesofthishistory,asthefamouschroniclerofAbbotsfordhasrecordedthem,candoubtforamomentwhatwastheresultofthemarriagebetweenSirWilfridofIvanhoeandLadyRowena。Thosewhohavemarkedherconductduringhermaidenhood,herdistinguishedpoliteness,herspotlessmodestyofdemeanor,herunalterablecoolnessunderallcircumstances,andherloftyandgentlewomanlikebearing,mustbesurethathermarriedconductwouldequalherspinsterbehavior,andthatRowenathewifewouldbeapatternofcorrectnessforallthematronsofEngland。

  Suchwasthefact。FormilesaroundRotherwoodhercharacterforpietywasknown。Hercastlewasarendezvousforalltheclergyandmonksofthedistrict,whomshefedwiththerichestviands,whileshepinchedherselfuponpulseandwater。TherewasnotaninvalidinthethreeRidings,SaxonorNorman,butthepalfreyoftheLadyRowenamightbeseenjourneyingtohisdoor,incompanywithFatherGlauber,heralmoner,andBrotherThomasofEpsom,herleech。ShelightedupallthechurchesinYorkshirewithwax-

  candles,theofferingsofherpiety。Thebellsofherchapelbegantoringattwoo’clockinthemorning;andallthedomesticsofRotherwoodwerecalledupontoattendatmatins,atcomplins,atnones,atvespers,andatsermon。IneednotsaythatfastingwasobservedwithalltherigorsoftheChurch;andthatthoseoftheservantsoftheLadyRowenawerelookeduponwithmostfavorwhosehair-shirtsweretheroughest,andwhoflagellatedthemselveswiththemostbecomingperseverance。

  WhetheritwasthatthisdisciplineclearedpoorWamba’switsorcooledhishumor,itiscertainthathebecamethemostmelancholyfoolinEngland,andifeverheventureduponapuntotheshudderingpoorservitors,whoweremumblingtheirdrycrustsbelowthesalt,itwassuchafaintandstalejokethatnobobydaredtolaughattheinnuendoesoftheunfortunatewag,andasicklysmilewasthebestapplausehecouldmuster。Once,indeed,whenGuffo,thegoose-boyahalf-wittedpoorwretch,laughedoutrightatalamentablystalepunwhichWambapalmeduponhimatsupper-time,itwasdark,andthetorchesbeingbroughtin,Wambasaid,”Guffo,theycan’tseetheirwayintheargument,andaregoingTOTHROWA

  LITTLELIGHTUPONTHESUBJECT,”theLadyRowena,beingdisturbedinatheologicalcontroversywithFatherWillibald,afterwardscanonizedasSt。Willibald,ofBareacres,hermitandconfessor,

  calledouttoknowwhatwasthecauseoftheunseemlyinterruption,andGuffoandWambabeingpointedoutastheculprits,orderedthemstraightwayintothecourt-yard,andthreedozentobeadministeredtoeachofthem。”IgotyououtofFront-de-Boeufscastle,”saidpoorWamba,piteously,appealingtoSirWilfridofIvanhoe,”andcanstthounotsavemefromthelash?””Yes,fromFront-de-Boeuf’scastle,WHEREYOUWERELOCKEDUPWITH

  THEJEWESSINTHETOWER!”saidRowena,haughtilyreplyingtothetimidappealofherhusband。”Gurth,givehimfourdozen!”

  AndthiswasallpoorWambagotbyapplyingforthemediationofhismaster。

  Infact,RowenaknewherowndignitysowellasaprincessoftheroyalbloodofEngland,thatSirWilfridofIvanhoe,herconsort,couldscarcelycallhislifehisown,andwasmade,inallthings,tofeeltheinferiorityofhisstation。Andwhichofusisthereacquaintedwiththesexthathasnotremarkedthispropensityinlovelywoman,andhowoftenthewisestinthecouncilaremadetobeasfoolsatHERboard,andtheboldestinthebattle-fieldarecravenwhenfacingherdistaff?”WhereyouwerelockedupwiththeJewessinthetower,”wasaremark,too,ofwhichWilfridkeenlyfelt,andperhapsthereaderwillunderstand,thesignificancy。WhenthedaughterofIsaacofYorkbroughtherdiamondsandrubies——thepoorgentlevictim!——and,meeklylayingthematthefeetoftheconqueringRowena,departedintoforeignlandstotendthesickofherpeople,andtobroodoverthebootlesspassionwhichconsumedherownpureheart,onewouldhavethoughtthattheheartoftheroyalladywouldhavemeltedbeforesuchbeautyandhumility,andthatshewouldhavebeengenerousinthemomentofhervictory。

  Butdidyoueverknowaright-mindedwomanpardonanotherforbeinghandsomeandmorelove-worthythanherself?TheLadyRowenadidcertainlysaywithmightymagnanimitytotheJewishmaiden,”Comeandlivewithmeasasister,”astheformerpartofthishistoryshows;butRebeccaknewinherheartthatherladyship’spropositionwaswhatiscalledBOSHinthatnobleEasternlanguagewithwhichWilfridtheCrusaderwasfamiliar,orfudge,inplainSaxon;andretiredwithabroken,gentlespirit,neitherabletobearthesightofherrival’shappiness,norwillingtodisturbitbythecontrastofherownwretchedness。Rowena,likethemosthigh-bredandvirtuousofwomen,neverforgaveIsaac’sdaughterherbeauty,norherflirtationwithWilfridastheSaxonladychosetotermit;

  nor,aboveall,heradmirablediamondsandjewels,althoughRowenawasactuallyinpossessionofthem。

  Inaword,shewasalwaysflingingRebeccaintoIvanhoe’steeth。

  TherewasnotadayinhislifebutthatunhappywarriorwasmadetorememberthataHebrewdamselhadbeeninlovewithhim,andthataChristianladyoffashioncouldneverforgivetheinsult。

  Forinstance,ifGurth,theswineherd,whowasnowpromotedtobeagamekeeperandverderer,broughttheaccountofafamouswild-boarinthewood,andproposedahunt,Rowenawouldsay,”Do,SirWilfrid,persecutethesepoorpigs:youknowyourfriendstheJewscan’tabidethem!”Orwhen,asitoftwouldhappen,ourlion-

  heartedmonarch,Richard,inordertogetaloanorabenevolencefromtheJews,wouldroastafewoftheHebrewcapitalists,orextractsomeoftheprincipalrabbis’teeth,Rowenawouldexultandsay,”Servethemright,themisbelievingwretches!Englandcanneverbeahappycountryuntileveryoneofthesemonstersisexterminated!”orelse,adoptingastrainofstillmoresavagesarcasm,wouldexclaim,”Ivanhoemydear,morepersecutionfortheJews!Hadn’tyoubetterinterfere,mylove?HisMajestywilldoanythingforyou;and,youknow,theJewswereALWAYSSUCH

  FAVORITESOFYOURS,”orwordstothateffect。But,nevertheless,herladyshipneverlostanopportunityofwearingRebecca’sjewelsatcourt,whenevertheQueenheldadrawing-room;orattheYorkassizesandball,whensheappearedthere:notofcoursebecauseshetookanyinterestinsuchthings,butbecausesheconsidereditherdutytoattend,asoneofthechiefladiesofthecounty。

  ThusSirWilfridofIvanhoe,havingattainedtheheightofhiswishes,was,likemanyamanwhenhehasreachedthatdangerouselevation,disappointed。Ah,dearfriends,itisbuttoooftensoinlife!Manyagarden,seenfromadistance,looksfreshandgreen,which,whenbeheldclosely,isdismalandweedy;theshadywalksmelancholyandgrass-grown;thebowersyouwouldfainreposein,cushionedwithstinging-nettles。IhaveriddeninacaiqueuponthewatersoftheBosphorus,andlookeduponthecapitaloftheSoldanofTurkey。Asseenfromthosebluewaters,withpalaceandpinnacle,withgildeddomeandtoweringcypress,itseemethaveryParadiseofMahound:but,enterthecity,anditisbutabeggarlylabyrinthofricketyhutsanddirtyalleys,wherethewaysaresteepandthesmellsarefoul,tenantedbymangydogsandraggedbeggars——adismalillusion!Lifeissuch,ah,well-a-day!

  Itisonlyhopewhichisreal,andrealityisabitternessandadeceit。

  PerhapsamanwithIvanhoe’shighprincipleswouldneverbringhimselftoacknowledgethisfact;butothersdidforhim。Hegrewthin,andpinedawayasmuchasifhehadbeeninafeverunderthescorchingsunofAscalon。Hehadnoappetiteforhismeals;hesleptill,thoughhewasyawningallday。ThejanglingofthedoctorsandfriarswhomRowenabroughttogetherdidnotintheleastenlivenhim,andhewouldsometimesgiveproofsofsomnolencyduringtheirdisputes,greatlytotheconsternationofhislady。

  Hehuntedagooddeal,and,Iverymuchfear,asRowenarightlyremarked,thathemighthaveanexcuseforbeingabsentfromhome。

  Hebegantolikewine,too,whohadbeenassoberasahermit;andwhenhecamebackfromAthelstane’swhitherhewouldrepairnotunfrequently,theunsteadinessofhisgaitandtheunnaturalbrilliancyofhiseyewereremarkedbyhislady:who,youmaybesure,wassittingupforhim。AsforAthelstane,hesworebySt。

  Wullstanthathewasgladtohaveescapedamarriagewithsuchapatternofpropriety;andhonestCedrictheSaxonwhohadbeenveryspeedilydrivenoutofhisdaughter-in-law’scastlevowedbySt。Waltheofthathissonhadboughtadearbargain。

  SoSirWilfridofIvanhoebecamealmostastiredofEnglandashisroyalmasterRichardwas,whoalwaysquittedthecountrywhenhehadsqueezedfromhisloyalnobles,commons,clergy,andJews,allthemoneywhichhecouldget,andwhenthelion-heartedPrincebegantomakewaragainsttheFrenchKing,inNormandyandGuienne,SirWilfridpinedlikeatrueservanttobeincompanyofthegoodchampion,alongsideofwhomhehadshiveredsomanylances,anddealtsuchwoundyblowsofswordandbattle-axeontheplainsofJaffaorthebreachesofAcre。TravellerswerewelcomeatRotherwoodthatbroughtnewsfromthecampofthegoodKing:andI

  warrantmethattheknightlistenedwithallhismightwhenFatherDrono,thechaplain,readintheSt。James’sChronykyllwhichwasthepaperofnewsheofIvanhoetookinof”anotherglorioustriumph”——”DefeatoftheFrenchnearBlois”——”SplendidvictoryatEpte,andnarrowescapeoftheFrenchKing:”thewhichdeedsofarmsthelearnedscribeshadtonarrate。

  Howeversuchtalesmightexcitehimduringthereading,theylefttheKnightofIvanhoeonlythemoremelancholyafterlistening:andthemoremoodyashesatinhisgreathallsilentlydraininghisGasconywine。Silentlysatheandlookedathiscoats-of-mailhangingvacantonthewall,hisbannercoveredwithspider-webs,andhisswordandaxerustingthere。”Ah,dearaxe,”sighedheintohisdrinking-horn——”ah,gentlesteel!thatwasamerrytimewhenIsenttheecrashingintothepateoftheEmirAbdulMelikasherodeontherightofSaladin。Ah,mysword,mydaintyheadsman?

  mysweetsplit-rib?myrazorofinfidelbeards!istherusttoeatthineedgeoff,andamInevermoretowieldtheeinbattle?Whatistheuseofashieldonawall,oralancethathasacobwebforapennon?ORichard,mygoodking,wouldIcouldhearoncemorethyvoiceinthefrontoftheonset!BonesofBriantheTemplar?

  wouldyecouldrisefromyourgraveatTemplestowe,andthatwemightbreakanotherspearforhonorand——and——”……”AndREBECCA,”hewouldhavesaid;buttheknightpausedhereinratheraguiltypanic:andherRoyalHighnessthePrincessRowenaasshechosetostyleherselfathomelookedsohardathimoutofherchina-blueeyes,thatSirWilfridfeltasifshewasreadinghisthoughts,andwasfaintodrophisowneyesintohisflagon。

  Inaword,hislifewasintolerable。Thedinnerhourofthetwelfthcentury,itisknown,wasveryearly;infact,peopledinedatteno’clockinthemorning:andafterdinnerRowenasatmumunderhercanopy,embroideredwiththearmsofEdwardtheConfessor,workingwithhermaidensatthemosthideouspiecesoftapestry,representingthetorturesandmartyrdomsofherfavoritesaints,andnotallowingasoultospeakabovehisbreath,exceptwhenshechosetocryoutinherownshrillvoicewhenahandmaidmadeawrongstitch,orletfallaballofworsted。Itwasadrearylife。Wamba,wehavesaid,neverventuredtocrackajoke,saveinawhisper,whenhewastenmilesfromhome;andthenSirWilfridIvanhoewastoowearyandblue-devilledtolaugh;buthuntedinsilence,moodilybringingdowndeerandwild-boarwithshaftandquarrel。

  ThenhebesoughtRobinofHuntingdon,thejollyoutlaw,nathless,tojoinhim,andgotothehelpoftheirfairsireKingRichard,withascoreortwooflances。ButtheEarlofHuntingdonwasaverydifferentcharacterfromRobinHoodtheforester。Therewasnomoreconscientiousmagistrateinallthecountythanhislordship:hewasneverknowntomisschurchorquarter-sessions;hewasthestrictestgame-proprietorinalltheRiding,andsentscoresofpoacherstoBotanyBay。”Amanwhohasastakeinthecountry,mygoodSirWilfrid,”LordHuntingdonsaid,withratherapatronizingairhislordshiphadgrownimmenselyfatsincetheKinghadtakenhimintograce,andrequiredahorseasstrongasanelephanttomounthim——”amanwithastakeinthecountryoughttostayINthecountry。Propertyhasitsdutiesaswellasitsprivileges,andapersonofmyrankisboundtoliveonthelandfromwhichhegetshisliving。””’Amen!”sangouttheReverend——Tuck,hislordship’sdomesticchaplain,whohadalsogrownassleekastheAbbotofJorvaulx,whowasasprimasaladyinhisdress,worebergamotinhishandkerchief,andhadhispollshavedandhisbeardcurledeveryday。AndsosanctifiedwashisReverencegrown,thathethoughtitwasashametokilltheprettydeer,thoughheateofthemstillhugely,bothinpastiesandwithFrenchbeansandcurrant-jelly,

  andbeingshownaquarter-staffuponacertainoccasion,handleditcuriously,andasked”whatthatuglygreatstickwas?”

  LadyHuntingdon,lateMaidMarian,hadstillsomeofheroldfunandspirits,andpoorIvanhoebeggedandprayedthatshewouldcomeandstayatRotherwoodoccasionally,andegayerthegeneraldulnessofthatcastle。ButherladyshipsaidthatRowenagaveherselfsuchairs,andboredhersointolerablywithstoriesofKingEdwardtheConfessor,thatshepreferredanyplaceratherthanRotherwood,whichwasasdullasifithadbeenatthetopofMountAthos。

  TheonlypersonwhovisiteditwasAthelstane。”HisRoyalHighnessthePrince”Rowenaofcoursecalledhim,whomtheladyreceivedwithroyalhonors。Shehadthegunsfired,andthefootmenturnedoutwithpresentedarmswhenhearrived;helpedhimtoallIvanhoe’sfavoritecutsofthemuttonortheturkey,andforcedherpoorhusbandtolighthimtothestatebedroom,walkingbackwards,holdingapairofwax-candles。AtthishourofbedtimetheThaneusedtobeinsuchacondition,thathesawtwopairofcandlesandtwoIvanhoesreelingbeforehim。LetushopeitwasnotIvanhoethatwasreeling,butonlyhiskinsman’sbrainsmuddledwiththequantitiesofdrinkwhichitwashisdailycustomtoconsume。

  RowenasaiditwasthecrackwhichthewickedBoisGuilbert,”theJewess’sOTHERlover,Wilfridmydear,”gavehimonhisroyalskull,whichcausedthePrincetobedisturbedsoeasily;butadded,thatdrinkingbecameapersonofroyalblood,andwasbutoneofthedutiesofhisstation。

  SirWilfridofIvanhoesawitwouldbeofnoavailtoaskthismantobearhimcompanyonhisprojectedtourabroad;butstillhehimselfwaseverydaymoreandmorebentupongoing,andhelongcastaboutforsomemeansofbreakingtohisRowenahisfirmresolutiontojointheKing。Hethoughtshewouldcertaintyfallillifhecommunicatedthenewstooabruptlytoher:hewouldpretendajourneytoYorktoattendagrandjury;thenacalltoLondononlawbusinessortobuystock;thenhewouldslipovertoCalaisbythepacket,bydegreesasitwere;andsobewiththeKingbeforehiswifeknewthathewasoutofsightofWestminsterHall。”SupposeyourhonorsaysyouaregoingasyourhonorwouldsayBo!

  toagoose,plump,short,andtothepoint,”saidWambatheJester——

  whowasSirWilfrid’schiefcounsellorandattendant——”dependon’therHighnesswouldbearthenewslikeaChristianwoman。””Tush,malapert!Iwillgivetheethestrap,”saidSirWilfrid,inafinetoneofhigh-tragedyindignation。”Thouknowestnotthedelicacyofthenervesofhigh-bornladies。Anshefaintnot,writemedownHollander。””IwillwagermybaubleagainstanIrishbilletofexchangethatshewillletyourhonorgooffreadily:thatis,ifyoupressnotthemattertoostrongly,”Wambaanswered,knowingly。AndthisIvanhoefoundtohisdiscomfiture:foronemorningatbreakfast,adoptingadegageair,ashesippedhistea,hesaid,”Mylove,I

  wasthinkingofgoingovertopayhisMajestyavisitinNormandy。”

  Uponwhich,layingdownhermuffin,which,sincetheroyalAlfredbakedthosecakes,hadbeenthechosenbreakfastcateofnobleAnglo-Saxons,andwhichakneelingpagetenderedtoheronasalver,chasedbytheFlorentine,BenvenutoCellini,——”Whendoyouthinkofgoing,Wilfridmydear?”theladysaid;andthemomentthetea-thingswereremoved,andthetablesandtheirtrestlesputaway,shesetaboutmendinghislinen,andgettingreadyhiscarpet-bag。

  SoSirWilfridwasasdisgustedatherreadinesstopartwithhimashehadbeenwearyofstayingathome,whichcausedWambatheFooltosay,”Marry,gossip,thouartlikethemanonship-board,who,whentheboatswainfloggedhim,didcryout’Oh!’wherevertherope’s-endfellonhim:whichcausedMasterBoatswaintosay,’Plagueonthee,fellow,andapizeonthee,knave,whereverIhittheethereisnopleasingthee。’””AndtrulytherearesomebackswhichFortuneisalwaysbelaboring,”

  thoughtSirWilfridwithagroan,”andmineisonethatiseversore。”

  So,withamoderateretinue,whereoftheknaveWambamadeone,andalargewoollencomforterroundhisneck,whichhiswife’sownwhitefingershadwoven,SirWilfridofIvanhoelefthometojointheKinghismaster。Rowena,standingonthesteps,pouredoutaseriesofprayersandblessings,mostedifyingtohear,asherlordmountedhischarger,whichhissquiresledtothedoor。”ItwasthedutyoftheBritishfemaleofrank,”shesaid,”tosufferall——

  ALLinthecauseofhersovereign。SHEwouldnotfearlonelinessduringthecampaign:shewouldbearupagainstwidowhood,desertion,andanunprotectedsituation。””MycousinAthelstanewillprotectthee,”saidIvanhoe,withprofoundemotion,asthetearstrickleddownhisbasenet;andbestowingachastesaluteuponthesteel-cladwarrior,Rowenamodestlysaid”shehopedhisHighnesswouldbesokind。”

  ThenIvanhoe’strumpetblew:thenRowenawavedherpocket-

  handkerchief:thenthehouseholdgaveashout:thenthepursuivantofthegoodKnight,SirWilfridtheCrusader,flungouthisbannerwhichwasargent,agulescramoisywiththreeMoorsimpaledsable:thenWambagavealashonhismule’shaunch,andIvanhoe,heavingagreatsigh,turnedthetailofhiswar-horseuponthecastleofhisfathers。

  Astheyrodealongtheforest,theymetAthelstanetheThanepowderingalongtheroadinthedirectionofRotherwoodonhisgreatdray-horseofacharger。”Good-by,goodlucktoyou,oldbrick,”criedthePrince,usingthevernacularSaxon。”PitchintothoseFrenchmen;giveit’emoverthefaceandeyes;andI’llstopathomeandtakecareofMrs。I。””Thankyou,kinsman,”saidIvanhoe——looking,however,notparticularlywellpleased;andthechiefsshakinghands,thetrainofeachtookitsdifferentway——Athelstane’stoRotherwood,Ivanhoe’stowardshisplaceofembarkation。

  Thepoorknighthadhiswish,andyethisfacewasayardlongandasyellowasalawyer’sparchment;andhavinglongedtoquithomeanytimethesethreeyearspast,hefoundhimselfenvyingAthelstane,because,forsooth,hewasgoingtoRotherwood:whichsymptomsofdiscontentbeingobservedbythewitlessWamba,causedthatabsurdmadmantobringhisrebeckoverhisshoulderfromhisback,andtosing——”ATRACURA。”BeforeIlostmyfivepoorwits,ImindmeofaRomishclerk,WhosanghowCare,thephantomdark,Besidethebeltedhorsemansits。

  MethoughtIsawthegrieslyspriteJumpupbutnowbehindmyKnight。””Perhapsthoudidst,knave,”saidIvanhoe,lookingoverhisshoulder;andtheknavewentonwithhisjingle:”Andthoughhegallopashemay,ImarkthatcursedmonsterblackStillsitsbehindhishonor’sback,Tightsqueezingofhisheartalway。

  LiketwoblackTemplarssittheythere,Besideonecrupper,KnightandCare。”NoknightamIwithpennonedspear,Topranceuponabolddestrere:

  IwillnothaveblackCareprevailUponmylong-earedcharger’stail,Forlo,Iamawitlessfool,AndlaughatGriefandrideamule。”

  Andhisbellsrattledashekickedhismule’ssides。”Silence,fool!”saidSirWilfridofIvanhoe,inavoicebothmajesticandwrathful。”Ifthouknowestnotcareandgrief,itisbecausethouknowestnotlove,whereoftheyarethecompanions。

  Whocanlovewithoutananxiousheart?Howshalltherebejoyatmeeting,withouttearsatparting?””Ididnotseethathishonorormyladyshedmanyanon,”thoughtWambatheFool;buthewasonlyazany,andhismindwasnotright。”Iwouldnotexchangemyverysorrowsforthineindifference,”theknightcontinued。”Wherethereisasun,theremustbeashadow。Iftheshadowoffendme,shallIputoutmyeyesandliveinthedark?No!Iamcontentwithmyfate,evensuchasitis。TheCareofwhichthouspeakest,hardthoughitmayvexhim,neveryetrodedownanhonestman。I

  canbearhimonmyshoulders,andmakemywaythroughtheworld’spressinspiteofhim;formyarmisstrong,andmyswordiskeen,andmyshieldhasnostainonit;andmyheart,thoughitissad,knowsnoguile。”Andhere,takingalocketoutofhiswaistcoatwhichwasmadeofchain-mail,theknightkissedthetoken,putitbackunderthewaistcoatagain,heavedaprofoundsigh,andstuckspursintohishorse。

  AsforWamba,hewasmunchingablackpuddingwhilstSirWilfridwasmakingtheabovespeech,whichimpliedsomesecretgriefontheknight’spart,thatmusthavebeenperfectlyunintelligibletothefool,andsodidnotlistentoasinglewordofIvanhoe’spompousremarks。Theytravelledonbyslowstagesthroughthewholekingdom,untiltheycametoDover,whencetheytookshippingforCalais。Andinthislittlevoyage,beingexceedinglysea-sick,andbesideselatedatthethoughtofmeetinghissovereign,thegoodknightcastawaythatprofoundmelancholywhichhadaccompaniedhimduringthewholeofhislandjourney。

  CHAPTERII。

  THELASTDAYSOFTHELION。

  FromCalaisSirWilfridofIvanhoetookthediligenceacrosscountrytoLimoges,sendingonGurth,hissquire,withthehorsesandtherestofhisattendants:withtheexceptionofWamba,whotravellednotonlyastheknight’sfool,butashisvalet,andwho,perchedontheroofofthecarriage,amusedhimselfbyblowingtunesupontheconducteur’sFrenchhorn。ThegoodKingRichardwas,asIvanhoelearned,intheLimousin,encampedbeforealittleplacecalledChalus;thelordwhereof,thoughavassaloftheKing’s,washoldingthecastleagainsthissovereignwitharesolutionandvalorwhichcausedagreatfuryandannoyanceonthepartoftheMonarchwiththeLionHeart。Forbraveandmagnanimousashewas,theLion-heartedonedidnotlovetobebalkedanymorethananother;and,liketheroyalanimalwhomhewassaidtoresemble,hecommonlytorehisadversarytopieces,andthen,perchance,hadleisuretothinkhowbravethelatterhadbeen。TheCountofChalushadfound,itwassaid,apotofmoney;theroyalRichardwantedit。Asthecountdeniedthathehadit,whydidhenotopenthegatesofhiscastleatonce?Itwasaclearproofthathewasguilty;andtheKingwasdeterminedtopunishthisrebel,andhavehismoneyandhislifetoo。

  Hehadnaturallybroughtnobreachinggunswithhim,becausethoseinstrumentswerenotyetinvented:andthoughhehadassaultedtheplaceascoreoftimeswiththeutmostfury,hisMajestyhadbeenbeatenbackoneveryoccasion,untilhewassosavagethatitwasdangeroustoapproachtheBritishLion。TheLion’swife,thelovelyBerengaria,scarcelyventuredtocomenearhim。Heflungthejoint-stoolsinhistentattheheadsoftheofficersofstate,andkickedhisaides-de-camproundhispavilion;and,infact,amaidofhonor,whobroughtasack-possetintohisMajestyfromtheQueenafterhecameinfromtheassault,camespinninglikeafootballoutoftheroyaltentjustasIvanhoeenteredit。”Sendmemydrum-majortoflogthatwoman!”roaredouttheinfuriateKing。”BythebonesofSt。Barnabasshehasburnedthesack!BySt。Wittikind,Iwillhaveherflayedalive。Ha,St。

  George!ha,St。Richard!whomhavewehere?”Andhelifteduphisdemi-culverin,orcurtal-axe——aweaponweighingaboutthirteenhundredweight——andwasabouttoflingitattheintruder’shead,whenthelatter,kneelinggracefullyononeknee,saidcalmly,”ItisI,mygoodliege,WilfridofIvanhoe。””What,WilfridofTemplestowe,Wilfridthemarriedman,Wilfridthehenpecked!”criedtheKingwithasuddenburstofgood-humor,flingingawaytheculverinfromhim,asthoughithadbeenareeditlightedthreehundredyardsoff,onthefootofHugodeBunyon,whowassmokingacigaratthedoorofhistent,andcausedthatredoubtedwarriortolimpforsomedaysafter。”What,Wilfridmygossip?Artcometoseethelion’sden?Therearebonesinit,man,bonesandcarcasses,andthelionisangry,”saidtheKing,withaterrificglareofhiseyes。”Buttush!wewilltalkofthatanon。Ho!bringtwogallonsofhypocrasfortheKingandthegoodKnight,WilfridofIvanhoe。Thouartcomeintime,Wilfrid,for,bySt。RichardandSt。George,wewillgiveagrandassaultto-morrow。Therewillbebonesbroken,ha!””Icarenot,myliege,”saidIvanhoe,pledgingthesovereignrespectfully,andtossingoffthewholecontentsofthebowlofhypocrastohisHighness’sgoodhealth。Andheatonceappearedtobetakenintohighfavor;notalittletotheenvyofmanyofthepersonssurroundingtheKing。

  AshisMajestysaid,therewasfightingandfeastinginplentybeforeChalus。Dayafterday,thebesiegersmadeassaultsuponthecastle,butitwasheldsostoutlybytheCountofChalusandhisgallantgarrison,thateachafternoonbeheldtheattacking-partiesreturningdisconsolatelytotheirtents,leavingbehindthemmanyoftheirownslain,andbringingbackwiththemstoreofbrokenheadsandmaimedlimbs,receivedintheunsuccessfulonset。ThevalordisplayedbyIvanhoeinallthesecontestswasprodigious;

  andthewayinwhichheescapeddeathfromthedischargesofmangonels,catapults,battering-rams,twenty-fourpounders,boilingoil,andotherartillery,withwhichthebesiegedreceivedtheirenemies,wasremarkable。Afteraday’sfighting,GurthandWambausedtopickthearrowsoutoftheirintrepidmaster’scoat-of-

  mail,asiftheyhadbeensomanyalmondsinapudding。’Twaswellforthegoodknight,thatunderhisfirstcoat-ofarmorheworeachoicesuitofToledansteel,perfectlyimpervioustoarrow-shots,andgiventohimbyacertainJew,namedIsaacofYork,towhomhehaddonesomeconsiderableservicesafewyearsback。

  IfKingRichardhadnotbeeninsucharageattherepeatedfailuresofhisattacksuponthecastle,thatallsenseofjusticewasblindedinthelion-heartedmonarch,hewouldhavebeenthefirsttoacknowledgethevalorofSirWilfridofIvanhoe,andwouldhavegivenhimaPeerageandtheGrandCrossoftheBathatleastadozentimesinthecourseofthesiege:forIvanhoeledmorethanadozenstormingparties,andwithhisownhandkilledasmanymenviz,twothousandthreehundredandfifty-onewithinsix,aswereslainbythelion-heartedmonarchhimself。ButhisMajestywasratherdisgustedthanpleasedbyhisfaithfulservant’sprowess;

  andallthecourtiers,whohatedIvanhoeforhissuperiorvaloranddexterityforhewouldkillyouoffacoupleofhundredsofthemofChalus,whilstthestrongestchampionsoftheKingshostcouldnotfinishmorethantheirtwodozenofaday,poisonedtheroyalmindagainstSirWilfrid,andmadetheKinglookuponhisfeatsofarmswithanevileye。RogerdeBackbitesneeringlytoldtheKingthatSirWilfridhadofferedtobetanequalbetthathewouldkillmorementhanRichardhimselfinthenextassault:PeterdeToadholesaidthatIvanhoestatedeverywherethathisMajestywasnotthemanheusedtobe;thatpleasuresanddrinkhadenervatedhim;thathecouldneitherride,norstrikeablowwithswordoraxe,ashehadbeenenabledtodointheoldtimesinPalestine:

  andfinally,inthetwenty-fifthassault,inwhichtheyhadverynearlycarriedtheplace,andinwhichonsetIvanhoeslewseven,andhisMajestysix,ofthesonsoftheCountdeChalus,itsdefender,Ivanhoealmostdidforhimself,byplantinghisbannerbeforetheKing’suponthewall;andonlyrescuedhimselffromutterdisgracebysavinghisMajesty’slifeseveraltimesinthecourseofthismostdesperateonslaught。

  Thenthelucklessknight’sveryvirtuesas,nodoubt,myrespectedreadersknow,madehimenemiesamongstthemen——norwasIvanhoelikedbythewomenfrequentingthecampofthegayKingRichard。

  HisyoungQueen,andabrilliantcourtofladies,attendedthepleasure-lovingmonarch。HisMajestywouldtransactbusinessinthemorning,thenfightseverelyfromafterbreakfasttillaboutthreeo’clockintheafternoon;fromwhichtime,untilaftermidnight,therewasnothingbutjiggingandsinging,feastingandrevelry,intheroyaltents。Ivanhoe,whowasaskedasamatterofceremony,andforcedtoattendtheseentertainments,notcaringabouttheblandishmentsofanyoftheladiespresent,lookedonattheiroglinganddancingwithacountenanceasglumasanundertaker’s,andwasaperfectwet-blanketinthemidstofthefestivities。Hisfavoriteresortandconversationwerewitharemarkablyausterehermit,wholivedintheneighborhoodofChalus,andwithwhomIvanhoelovedtotalkaboutPalestine,andtheJews,andothergravemattersofimport,betterthantomingleinthegayestamusementsofthecourtofKingRichard。Manyanight,whentheQueenandtheladiesweredancingquadrillesandpolkasinwhichhisMajesty,whowasenormouslystoutaswellastall,insisteduponfiguring,andinwhichhewasaboutasgracefulasanelephantdancingahornpipe,Ivanhoewouldstealawayfromtheball,andcomeandhaveanight’schatunderthemoonwithhisreverendfriend。ItpainedhimtoseeamanoftheKing’sageandsizedancingaboutwiththeyoungfolks。TheylaughedathisMajestywhilsttheyflatteredhim:thepagesandmaidsofhonormimickedtheroyalmountebankalmosttohisface;and,ifIvanhoeevercouldhavelaughed,hecertainlywouldonenightwhentheKing,inlight-bluesatininexpressibles,withhishairinpowder,chosetodancetheminuetdelacourwiththelittleQueenBerangeria。

  Then,afterdancing,hisMajestymustneedsorderaguitar,andbegintosing。Hewassaidtocomposehisownsongs——wordsandmusic——butthosewhohavereadLordCampobello’s”LivesoftheLordChancellors”areawarethattherewasapersonbythenameofBlondel,who,infact,didallthemusicalpartoftheKing’sperformances;andasforthewords,whenakingwritesverses,wemaybesuretherewillbeplentyofpeopletoadmirehispoetry。

  HisMajestywouldsingyouaballad,ofwhichhehadstoleneveryidea,toanairthatwasringingonallthebarrel-organsofChristendom,and,turningroundtohiscourtiers,wouldsay,”Howdoyoulikethat?Idasheditoffthismorning。”Or,”Blondel,whatdoyouthinkofthismovementinBflat?”orwhatnot;andthecourtiersandBlondel,youmaybesure,wouldapplaudwithalltheirmight,likehypocritesastheywere。

  Oneevening——itwastheeveningofthe27thMarch,1199,indeed——

  hisMajesty,whowasinthemusicalmood,treatedthecourtwithaquantityofhisso-calledcomposition,untilthepeoplewerefairlytiredofclappingwiththeirhandsandlaughingintheirsleeves。

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