TheprettylittletheatreattachedtothebuildingoftheUnicornClubhadbeenhiredforacertainJanuaryafternoonbyMr。HerbertLoring,whowishedtogivethereinasomewhatnovelperformance,towhichhehadinvitedasmallaudienceconsistingentirelyoffriendsandacquaintances。
Loringwasahandsomefellowaboutthirtyyearsold,whohadtravelledfarandstudiedmuch。HehadrecentlymadealongsojourninthefarEast,andhisfriendshadbeeninvitedtothetheatretoseesomeofthewonderfulthingshehadbroughtfromthatcountryofwonders。AsLoringwasaclub-man,andbelongedtoafamilyofgoodsocialstanding,hiscircleofacquaintanceswaslarge,andinthiscircleagoodmanyunpleasantremarkshadbeenmaderegardingtheproposedentertainment——made,ofcourse,bythepeoplewhohadnotbeeninvitedtobepresent。SomeofthegossiponthesubjecthadreachedLoring,whodidnothesitatetosaythathecouldnottalktoacrowd,andthathedidnotcaretoshowthecuriousthingshehadcollectedtopeoplewhowouldnotthoroughlyappreciatethem。Hehadbeenveryparticularinregardtohisinvitations。
Atthreeo\'clockontheappointedafternoonnearlyallthepeoplewhohadbeeninvitedtotheUnicornTheatrewereintheirseats。Noonehadstayedawayexceptforsomeverygoodreason,foritwaswellknownthatifHerbertLoringofferedtoshowanythingitwasworthseeing。
Aboutfortypeoplewerepresent,whosattalkingtooneanother,oradmiringthedecorationofthetheatre。AsLoringstooduponthestage——wherehewasentirelyalone,hisexhibitionrequiringnoassistants——hegazedthroughaloopholeinthecurtainuponaveryinterestingarrayoffaces。Therewerethefacesofmanymenandwomenofsociety,ofstudents,ofworkersinvariousfieldsofthought,andevenofidlersinallfieldsofthought;buttherewasnotonewhichindicatedafrivolousorlistlessdisposition。Theownersofthosefaceshadcometoseesomething,andtheywishedtoseeit。
ForaquarterofanhourafterthetimeannouncedfortheopeningoftheexhibitionLoringpeeredthroughtheholeinthecurtain,andthen,althoughallthepeoplehehadexpectedhadnotarrived,hefeltitwouldnotdoforhimtowaitanylonger。
Theaudiencewascomposedofwell-bredandcourteousmenandwomen,butdespitetheirpoliteself-restraintLoringcouldseethatsomeofthemweregettingtiredofwaiting。So,veryreluctantly,andfeelingthatfurtherdelaywasimpossible,heraisedthecurtainandcameforwardonthestage。
BrieflyheannouncedthattheexhibitionwouldopenwithsomefireworkshehadbroughtfromCorea。Itwasplaintoseethatthestatementthatfireworkswereabouttobesetoffonatheatrestage,byanamateur,hadratherstartledsomeoftheaudience,andLoringhastenedtoexplainthatthesewerenotrealfireworks,butthattheywerecontrivancesmadeofcoloredglass,whichwereilluminatedbythepowerfullensofalanternwhichwasplacedoutofsight,andwhiletheapparentpyrotechnicdisplaywouldresemblefireworksofstrangeandgrotesquedesigns,itwouldbeabsolutelywithoutdanger。Hebroughtoutsomelittlebunchesofbitsofcoloredglass,hungthematsomedistanceapartonawirewhichwasstretchedacrossthestagejusthighenoughforhimtoreachit,andthenlightedhislantern,whichheplacedinoneofthewings,loweredallthelightsinthetheatre,andbeganhisexhibition。
AsLoringturnedhislanternononeoftheclustersofglasslenses,strips,andpoints,and,unseenhimself,causedthemtomovebymeansoflongcordsattached,theeffectswerebeautifulandmarvellous。Littlewheelsofcoloredfirerapidlyrevolved,miniaturerocketsappearedtoriseafewfeetandtoexplodeintheair,andwhilealltheordinaryformsoffireworkswereproducedonadiminutivescale,thereweresomeeffectsthatwereentirelynoveltotheaudience。Asthelightwasturnedsuccessivelyupononeandanotheroftheclustersofglass,sometimesitwouldflashalongthewholelinesorapidlythatallthevariouscombinationsofcolorandmotionseemedtobecombinedinone,andthenforatimeeachparticularsetoffireworkswouldblaze,sparkle,andcoruscatebyitself,scatteringparticlesofcoloredlightasiftheyhadbeenrealsparksoffire。
Thiscuriousandbeautifulexhibitionofminiaturepyrotechnicswasextremelyinterestingtotheaudience,whogazedupwardwithraptandeagerattentionatthelineofwheels,stars,andrevolvingspheres。Sofarasinterestgaveevidenceofsatisfaction,therewasneverabettersatisfiedaudience。Atfirsttherehadbeensomehushedmurmursofpleasure,butverysoontheattentionofeveryoneseemedsocompletelyengrossedbythedazzlingdisplaythattheysimplygazedinsilence。
Fortwentyminutesorlongertheglitteringshowwenton,andnotasignofwearinessorinattentionwasmadebyanyoneoftheassembledcompany。Thengraduallythecolorsofthelittlefireworksfaded,thestarsandwheelsrevolvedmoreslowly,thelightsinthebodyofthetheatreweregraduallyraised,andthestagecurtainwentsoftlydown。
Anxiously,andalittlepale,HerbertLoringpeeredthroughtheloopholeinthecurtain。Itwasnoteasytojudgeoftheeffectsofhisexhibition,andhedidnotknowwhetherornotithadbeenasuccess。Therewasnoapplause,but,ontheotherhand,therewasnosignsthatanyoneresentedtheexhibitionasachildishdisplayofcoloredlights。Itwasimpossibletolookuponthataudiencewithoutbelievingthattheyhadbeenthoroughlyinterestedinwhattheyhadseen,andthattheyexpectedtoseemore。
FortwoorthreeminutesLoringgazedthroughhisloophole,andthen,stillwithsomedoubtinhisheart,butwithalittlemorecolorinhischecks,hepreparedforthesecondpartofhisperformance。
Atthismomentthereenteredthetheatre,attheverybackofthehouse,ayounglady。Shewashandsomeandwelldressed,andassheopenedthedoor——Loringhademployednoushersorotherassistantsinthislittlesocialperformance——shepausedforamomentandlookedintothetheatre,andthennoiselesslysteppedtoachairinthebackrowandsatdown。
ThiswasEdithStarr,who,amonthbefore,hadbeenbetrothedtoHerbertLoring。Edithandhermotherhadbeeninvitedtothisperformance,andfrontseatshadbeenreservedforthem,foreachguesthadreceivedanumberedcard。ButMrs。Starrhadaheadache,andcouldnotgooutthatafternoon,andforatimeherdaughterhadthoughtthatshe,too,mustgiveupthepleasureLoringhadpromisedher,andstaywithhermother。Butwhentheelderladydroppedintoaquietsleep,Ediththoughtthat,lateasitwas,shewouldgobyherself,andseewhatshecouldoftheperformance。
ShewasquitecertainthatifherpresencewereknowntoLoringhewouldstopwhateverhewasdoinguntilshehadbeenprovidedwithaseatwhichhethoughtsuitableforher,forhehadmadeapointofherbeingproperlyseatedwhenhegavetheinvitations。Therefore,beingequallydesirousofnotdisturbingtheperformanceandofnotbeingherselfconspicuous,shesatbehindtworatherlargemen,whereshecouldseethestageperfectlywell,butwheresheherselfwouldnotbelikelytobeseen。
Inafewmomentsthecurtainrose,andLoringcameforward,carryingasmall,lighttable,whichheplacednearthefrontofthestage,andforamomentstoodquietlybyit。Edithnoticeduponhisfacetheexpressionofuncertaintyandanxietywhichhadnotyetleftit。Standingbythesideofthetable,andspeakingveryslowly,butsoclearlythathiswordscouldbehearddistinctlyinallpartsoftheroom,hebegansomeintroductoryremarksregardingthesecondpartofhisperformance。
\"Theextraordinary,andImaysaymarvellous,thingwhichI
amabouttoshowyou,\"hesaid,\"isknownamongEastIndianmagiciansasthemagicegg。Theexhibitionisaveryuncommonone,andhasseldombeenseenbyAmericansorEuropeans,anditwasbyapieceofraregoodfortunethatIbecamepossessedoftheappliancesnecessaryforthisexhibition。Theyareindeedveryfewandsimple,butneverbefore,tothebestofmyknowledgeandbelief,havetheybeenseenoutsideofIndia。
\"Iwillnowgetthelittleboxwhichcontainsthearticlesnecessaryforthismagicalperformance,andIwillsaythatifI
hadtimetotellyouofthestrangeandamazingadventurewhichresultedinmypossessionofthisbox,IamsureyouwouldbeasmuchinterestedinthatasIexpectyoutobeinthecontentsofthebox。Butinorderthatnoneofyoumaythinkthisisanordinarytrick,executedbymeansofconcealedtrapsordoors,I
wishyoutotakeparticularnoticeofthistable,whichis,asyousee,aplain,unpaintedpinetable,withnothingbutaflattop,andfourstraightlegsatthecorners。Youcanseeunderandaroundit,anditgivesnoopportunitytoconcealanything。\"
Then,standingforafewmomentsasifhehadsomethingelsetosay,heturnedandsteppedtowardoneofthewings。
Edithwastroubledasshelookedatherloverduringtheseremarks。Herinterestwasgreat,greater,indeed,thanthatofthepeopleabouther,butitwasnotapleasantinterest。AsLoringstoppedspeaking,andlookedabouthim,therewasamomentaryflushonhisface。Sheknewthiswascausedbyexcitement,andshewaspalefromthesamecause。
VerysoonLoringcameforward,andstoodbythetable。
\"Hereisthebox,\"hesaid,\"ofwhichIspoke,andasIholditupIthinkyouallcanseeit。Itisnotlarge,beingcertainlynotmorethantwelveinchesinlengthandtwodeep,butitcontainssomeverywonderfulthings。Theoutsideofthisboxiscoveredwithdelicateengravingandcarvingwhichyoucannotsee,andthesemarksandlineshave,Ithink,somemagicalmeaning,butIdonotknowwhatitis。Iwillnowopentheboxandshowyouwhatisinside。ThefirstthingItakeoutisthislittlestick,notthickerthanalead-pencil,butsomewhatlonger,asyousee。Thisisamagicalwand,andiscoveredwithinscriptionsofthesamecharacterasthoseontheoutsideofthebox。Thenextthingisthislittleredbag,wellfilled,asyousee,whichIshallputonthetable,forIshallnotyetneedit。
\"NowItakeoutapieceofclothwhichisfoldedintoaverysmallcompass,butasIunfoldityouwillperceivethatitismorethanafootsquare,andiscoveredwithembroidery。Allthosestrangelinesandfiguresingoldandred,whichyoucanplainlyseeontheclothasIholditup,arealsocharactersinthesamemagiclanguageasthoseontheboxandwand。Iwillnowspreadtheclothonthetable,andthentakeouttheonlyremainingthinginthebox,andthisisnothingintheworldbutanegg——asimple,ordinaryhen\'segg,asyouallseeasIholditup。Itmaybeatriflelargerthananordinaryegg,butthen,afterall,itisnothingbutacommonegg——thatis,inappearance。Inrealityitisagooddealmore。
\"NowIwillbegintheperformance。\"Andashestoodbythebackofthetable,overwhichhehadbeenslightlybending,andthrewhiseyesovertheaudience,hisvoicewasstronger,andhisfacehadlostallitspallor。Hewasevidentlywarmingupwithhissubject。
\"Inowtakeupthiswand,\"hesaid,\"which,whileIholdit,givesmepowertoproducethephenomenawhichyouareabouttobehold。Youmaynotallbelievethatthereisanymagicwhateveraboutthislittleperformance,andthatitisallabitofmachinery;butwhateveryoumaythinkaboutit,youshallseewhatyoushallsee。
\"NowwiththiswandIgentlytouchthiseggwhichislyingonthesquareofcloth。Idonotbelieveyoucanseewhathashappenedtothisegg,butIwilltellyou。Thereisalittleline,likeahair,entirelyaroundit。Nowthatlinehasbecomeacrack。Nowyoucanseeit,Iknow。Itgrowswiderandwider!
Look!Theshelloftheeggisseparatinginthemiddle。Thewholeeggslightlymoves。Doyounoticethat?Nowyoucanseesomethingyellowshowingitselfbetweenthetwopartsoftheshell。See!Itismovingagooddeal,andthetwohalvesoftheshellareseparatingmoreandmore。Andnowouttumblesthisqueerlittleobject。Doyouseewhatitis?Itisapoor,weak,littlechick,notabletostand,butalive——alive!Youcanallperceivethatitisalive。Nowyoucanseethatitisstandingonitsfeet,feeblyenough,butstillstanding。
\"Behold,ittakesafewsteps!Youcannotdoubtthatitisalive,andcameoutofthategg。Itisbeginningtowalkaboutoverthecloth。Doyounoticethatitispickingtheembroidery?
Now,littlechick,Iwillgiveyousomethingtoeat。Thislittleredbagcontainsgrain,amagicalgrain,withwhichIshallfeedthechicken。Youmustexcusemyawkwardnessinopeningthebag,asIstillholdthewand;butthislittlestickImustnotdrop。
See,littlechick,therearesomegrains!Theylooklikerice,but,infact,Ihavenoideawhattheyare。Butheknows,heknows!Lookathim!Seehowhepicksitup!There!Hehasswallowedone,two,three。Thatwilldo,littlechick,forafirstmeal。
\"Thegrainseemstohavestrengthenedhimalready,forseehowlivelyheis,andhowhisyellowdownstandsoutonhim,sopuffyandwarm!Youarelookingforsomemoregrain,areyou?
Well,youcannothaveitjustyet,andkeepawayfromthosepiecesofeggshell,which,bytheway,Iwillputbackintothebox。Now,sir,trytoavoidtheedgeofthetable,and,toquietyou,Iwillgiveyoualittletaponthebackwithmywand。Now,then,pleaseobserveclosely。Thedownwhichjustnowcoveredhimhasalmostgone。Heisreallyagooddealbigger,andeversomuchuglier。Seethelittlepin-feathersstickingoutoverhim!Somespotshereandtherearealmostbare,butheiseversomuchmoreactive。Ha!Listentothat!Heissostrongthatyoucanhearhisbeakashepecksatthetable。Heisactuallygrowingbiggerandbiggerbeforeourveryeyes!Seethatfunnylittletail,howitbeginstostickup,andquillsareshowingattheendofhiswings。
\"Anothertap,andafewmoregrains。Careful,sir!Don\'ttearthecloth!Seehowrapidlyhegrows!Heisfairlycoveredwithfeathers,redandblack,withatipofyellowinfront。Youcouldhardlygetthatfellowintoanostrichegg!Now,then,whatdoyouthinkofhim?Heisbigenoughforabroiler,thoughIdon\'tthinkanyonewouldwanttotakehimforthatpurpose。
Somemoregrain,andanothertapfrommywand。See!Hedoesnotmindthelittlestick,forhehasbeenusedtoitfromhisverybirth。Now,then,heiswhatyouwouldcallagoodhalf-grownchick。Rathermorethanhalfgrown,Ishouldsay。Doyounoticehistail?Thereisnomistakinghimforapullet。Thelongfeathersarebeginningtocurloveralready。Hemusthavealittlemoregrain。Lookout,sir,oryouwillbeoffthetable!
Comebackhere!Thistableistoosmallforhim,butifhewereontheflooryoucouldnotseehimsowell。
\"Anothertap。Nowseethatcombonthetopofhishead;youscarcelynoticeditbefore,andnowitisbrightred。Andseehisspursbeginningtoshow——ongoodthicklegs,too。Thereisafineyoungfellowforyou!Lookhowhejerkshisheadfromsidetoside,liketheyoungprinceofapoultry-yard,ashewelldeservestobe!\"
Theattentiveinterestwhichhadatfirstcharacterizedtheaudiencenowchangedtoexcitedadmirationandamazement。Someleanedforwardwithmouthswideopen。Othersstoodupsothattheycouldseebetter。Ejaculationsofastonishmentandwonderwereheardoneveryside,andamorethoroughlyfascinatedandabsorbedaudiencewasneverseen。
\"Now,myfriends,\"Loringcontinued,\"Iwillgivethishandsomefowlanothertap。Beholdtheresult——anoble,full-
growncock!Beholdhisspurs!Theyarenearlyaninchlong!
See,thereisacombforyou!Andwhatamagnificenttailofgreenandblack,contrastingsofinelywiththedeepredoftherestofhisbody!Well,sir,youaretrulytoobigforthistable。AsIcannotgiveyoumoreroom,Iwillsetyouuphigher。
Moveoveralittle,andIwillsetthischaironthetable。
There!Upontheseat!That\'sright,butdon\'tstop。Thereistheback,whichishigheryet!Upwithyou!Ha!There,henearlyupsetthechair,butIwillholdit。See!Hehasturnedaround。Now,then,lookathim。Seehiswingsasheflapsthem!
Hecouldflywithsuchwings。Lookathim!Seethatswellingbreast!Ha,ha!Listen!Didyoueverhearacrowlikethat?
Itfairlyringsthroughthehouse。Yes,Iknewit!Thereisanother!\"
Atthispointthepeopleinthehousewereinastateofwildexcitement。Nearlyallofthemwereontheirfeet,andtheywereinsuchaconditionoffranticenthusiasmthatLoringwasafraidsomeofthemmightmakearunforthestage。
\"Come,sir,\"criedLoring,nowalmostshouting,\"thatwilldo。Youhaveshownusthestrengthofyourlungs。Jumpdownontheseatofthechair;nowonthetable。There,Iwilltakeawaythechair,andyoucanstandforamomentonthetableandletourfriendslookatyou;butonlyforamoment。Takethattaponyourback。Nowdoyouseeanydifference?Perhapsyoumaynot,butIdo。Yes,Ibelieveyoualldo。Heisnotthebigfellowhewasaminuteago。Heisreallysmaller——onlyafinecockerel。Anicetailthat,butwithnoneofthenoblesweepthatithadaminuteago。No,don\'ttrytogetoffthetable。
Youcan\'tescapemywand。Anothertap。Beholdahalf-grownchicken,goodtoeat,butwithnotacrowinhim。Hungry,areyou?Butyouneednotpickatthetablethatway。Yougetnomoregrain,butonlythislittletap。Ha,ha!Whatareyoucomingto?Thereisachickenbarelyfeatheredenoughforustotellwhatcolorheisgoingtobe。
\"Anothertapwilltakestillmoreoftheconceitoutofhim。
Lookathim!Therearehispin-feathers,andhisbarespots。
Don\'ttrytogetaway;Icaneasilytapyouagain。Nowthen。
Hereisalovelylittlechick,fluffywithyellowdown。Heisactiveenough,butIshallquiethim。Onetap,andnowwhatdoyousee?Apoor,feeblechicken,scarcelyabletostand,withhisdownallpackedclosetohimasifhehadbeenoutintherain。Ah,littlechick,Iwilltakethetwohalvesoftheegg-
shellfromwhichyoucame,andputthemoneachsideofyou。
Come,nowgetin!Iclosethemup。Youarelosttoview。Thereisnothingtobeseenbutacrackaroundtheshell!Nowithasgone!There,myfriends;asIholditonhigh,beholdthemagicegg,exactlyasitwaswhenIfirsttookitoutofthebox,intowhichIwillplaceitagain,withtheclothandthewandandthelittleredbag,andshutitupwithasnap。IwillletyoutakeonemorelookatthisboxbeforeIputitawaybehindthescenes。
AreyousatisfiedwithwhatIhaveshownyou?Doyouthinkitisreallyaswonderfulasyousupposeditwouldbe?\"
Atthesewordsthewholeaudienceburstintoriotousapplause,duringwhichLoringdisappeared,buthewasbackinamoment。
\"Thankyou!\"hecried,bowinglow,andwavinghisarmsbeforehiminthemannerofanEasternmagicianmakingasalaam。Fromsidetosideheturned,bowingandthanking,andthen,withahearty\"Good-bytoyou;good-bytoyouall!\"hesteppedbackandletdownthecurtain。
Forsomemomentstheaudienceremainedintheirseatsasiftheywereexpectingsomethingmore,andthentheyrosequietlyandbegantodisperse。Mostofthemwereacquaintedwithoneanother,andtherewasagooddealofgreetingandtalkingastheywentoutofthetheatre。
WhenLoringwassurethelastpersonhaddeparted,heturneddownthelights,lockedthedoor,andgavethekeytothestewardoftheclub。
Hewalkedtohishomeahappyman。Hisexhibitionhadbeenaperfectsuccess,withnotabreakoraflawinitfrombeginningtoend。
\"Ifeel,\"thoughttheyoungman,ashestrodealong,\"asifI
couldflytothetopofthatsteeple,andflapandcrowuntilalltheworldheardme。\"
Thatevening,aswashisdailycustom,HerbertLoringcalleduponMissStarr。Hefoundtheyoungladyinthelibrary。
\"Icameinhere,\"shesaid,\"becauseIhaveagooddealtotalktoyouabout,andIdonotwantinterruptions。\"
Withthisarrangementtheyoungmanexpressedhisentiresatisfaction,andimmediatelybegantoinquirethecauseofherabsencefromhisexhibitionintheafternoon。
\"ButIwasthere,\"saidEdith。\"Youdidnotseeme,butI
wasthere。Motherhadaheadache,andIwentbymyself。\"
\"Youwerethere!\"exclaimedLoring,almoststartingfromhischair。\"Idon\'tunderstand。Youwerenotinyourseat。\"
\"No,\"answeredEdith。\"Iwasontheverybackrowofseats。
Youcouldnotseeme,andIdidnotwishyoutoseeme。\"
\"Edith!\"exclaimedLoring,risingtohisfeetandleaningoverthelibrarytable,whichwasbetweenthem。\"Whendidyoucome?Howmuchoftheperformancedidyousee?\"
\"Iwaslate,\"shesaid。\"Ididnotarriveuntilafterthefireworks,orwhatevertheywere。\"
ForamomentLoringwassilent,asifhedidnotunderstandthesituation。
\"Fireworks!\"hesaid。\"Howdidyouknowtherehadbeenfireworks?\"
\"Iheardthepeopletalkingofthemastheyleftthetheatre,\"sheanswered。
\"Andwhatdidtheysay?\"heinquiredquickly。
\"Theyseemedtolikethemverywell,\"shereplied,\"butIdonotthinktheywerequitesatisfied。FromwhatIheardsomepersonssay,Iinferredthattheythoughtitwasnotverymuchofashowtowhichyouhadinvitedthem。\"
AgainLoringstoodinthought,lookingdownatthetable。
Butbeforehecouldspeakagain,Edithsprangtoherfeet。
\"HerbertLoring,\"shecried,\"whatdoesallthismean?Iwasthereduringthewholeoftheexhibitionofwhatyoucalledthemagicegg。Isawallthosepeoplewildwithexcitementatthewonderfulsightofthechickenthatcameoutoftheegg,andgrewtofullsize,andthendwindleddownagain,andwentbackintotheegg,and,Herbert,therewasnoegg,andtherewasnolittlebox,andtherewasnowand,andnoembroideredcloth,andtherewasnoredbag,noranylittlechick,andtherewasnofull-grownfowl,andtherewasnochairthatyouputonthetable!Therewasnothing,absolutelynothing,butyouandthattable!Eventhetablewasnotwhatyousaiditwas。Itwasnotanunpaintedpinetablewithfourstraightlegs。Itwasatableofdarkpolishedwood,anditstoodonasinglepostwithfeet。
Therewasnothingtherethatyousaidwasthere。Everythingwasashamandadelusion;everywordyouspokewasuntrue。Andyeteverybodyinthattheatre,exceptingyouandme,sawallthethingsthatyousaidwereonthestage。Iknowtheysawthemall,forIwaswiththepeople,andheardthem,andsawthem,andattimesIfairlyfeltthethrillofenthusiasmwhichpossessedthemastheyglaredatthemiraclesandwondersyousaidwerehappening。\"
Loringsmiled。\"Sitdown,mydearEdith,\"hesaid。\"Youareexcited,andthereisnottheslightestcauseforit。Iwillexplainthewholeaffairtoyou。Itissimpleenough。Youknowthatstudyisthegreatobjectofmylife。Istudyallsortsofthings;andjustnowIamgreatlyinterestedinhypnotism。Thesubjecthasbecomefascinatingtome。Ihavemadeagreatmanysuccessfultrialsofmypower,andtheaffairofthisafternoonwasnothingbutatrialofmypowersonamoreextensivescalethananythingIhaveyetattempted。IwantedtoseeifitwerepossibleformetohypnotizeaconsiderablenumberofpeoplewithoutanyonesuspectingwhatIintendedtodo。Theresultwasasuccess。Ihypnotizedallthosepeoplebymeansofthefirstpartofmyperformance,whichconsistedofsomecombinationsofcoloredglasswithlightsthrownuponthem。Theyrevolved,andlookedlikefireworks,andwerestrungonawirehighuponthestage。
\"Ikeptuptheglitteringanddazzlingshow——whichwaswellworthseeing,Icanassureyou——untilthepeoplehadbeenstrainingtheireyesupwardforalmosthalfanhour。Andthissortofthing——Iwilltellyouifyoudonotknowit——isoneofthemethodsofproducinghypnoticsleep。
\"Therewasnoonepresentwhowasnotanimpressionablesubject,forIwasverycarefulinsendingoutmyinvitations,andwhenIbecamealmostcertainthatmyaudiencewasthoroughlyhypnotized,Istoppedtheshowandbegantherealexhibition,whichwasnotreallyfortheirbenefit,butformine。
\"Ofcourse,IwasdreadfullyanxiousforfearIhadnotsucceededentirely,andthattheremightbeatleastsomeonepersonwhohadnotsuccumbedtothehypnoticinfluences,andsoI
testedthematterbybringingoutthattableandtellingthemitwassomethingitwasnot。IfIhadhadanyreasonforsupposingthatsomeoftheaudiencesawthetableasitreallywas,Ihadanexplanationready,andIcouldhaveretiredfrommypositionwithoutanyonesupposingthatIhadintendedmakinghypnoticexperiments。Therestoftheexhibitionwouldhavebeensomethingsthatanyonecouldsee,andassoonaspossibleIwouldhavereleasedfromtheirspellthosewhowerehypnotized。ButwhenIbecamepositivelyassuredthateveryonesawalightpinetablewithfourstraightlegs,Iconfidentlywentonwiththeperformancesofthemagicegg。\"
EdithStarrwasstillstandingbythelibrarytable。ShehadnotheededLoring\'sadvicetositdown,andshewastremblingwithemotion。
\"HerbertLoring,\"shesaid,\"youinvitedmymotherandmetothatexhibition。Yougaveusticketsforfrontseats,wherewewouldbecertaintobehypnotizedifyourexperimentsucceeded,andyouwouldhavemadeusseethatfalseshow,whichfadedfromthosepeople\'smindsassoonastheyrecoveredfromthespell,forastheywentawaytheyweretalkingonlyofthefireworks,andnotoneofthemmentionedamagicegg,orachicken,oranythingofthekind。Answermethis:didyounotintendthatI
shouldcomeandbeputunderthatspell?\"
Loringsmiled。\"Yes,\"hesaid,\"ofcourseIdid。Butthenyourcasewouldhavebeendifferentfromthatoftheotherspectators:Ishouldhaveexplainedthewholethingtoyou,andI
amsurewewouldhavehadagreatdealofpleasure,andprofittoo,indiscussingyourexperiences。Thesubjectisextremely——\"
\"Explaintome!\"shecried。\"Youwouldnothavedaredtodoit!Idonotknowhowbraveyoumaybe,butIknowyouwouldnothavehadthecouragetocomehereandtellmethatyouhadtakenawaymyreasonandmyjudgment,asyoutookthemawayfromallthosepeople,andthatyouhadmademeameretoolofyourwill——
glaringandpantingwithexcitementatthewonderfulthingsyoutoldmetoseewherenothingexisted。Ihavenothingtosayabouttheothers。Theycanspeakforthemselvesiftheyevercometoknowwhatyoudidtothem。Ispeakformyself。Istoodupwiththerestofthepeople。Igazedwithallmypower,andoverandoveragainIaskedmyselfifitcouldbepossiblethatanythingwasthematterwithmyeyesormybrain,andifIcouldbetheonlypersontherewhocouldnotseethemarvellousspectaclethatyouweredescribing。ButnowIknowthatnothingwasreal,noteventhelittlepinetable——noteventheman!\"
\"Notevenme!\"exclaimedLoring。\"SurelyIwasrealenough!\"
\"Onthatstage,yes,\"shesaid。\"ButyouthereprovedyouwerenottheHerbertLoringtowhomIpromisedmyself。Hewasanunrealbeing。Ifhehadexistedhewouldnothavebeenamanwhowouldhavebroughtmetothatpublicplace,allignorantofhisintentions,tocloudmyperceptions,tosubjectmyintellecttohisown,andmakemebelievealie。Ifamanshouldtreatmeinthatwayoncehewouldtreatmesoatothertimes,andinotherways,ifhehadthechance。Youhavetreatedmeinthepastasto-dayyoutreatedthosepeoplewhoglaredatthemagicegg。Inthedaysgonebyyoumademeseeanunrealman,butyouwillneverdoitagain!Good-by。\"
\"Edith,\"criedLoring,\"youdon\'t——\"
Butshehaddisappearedthroughasidedoor,andheneverspoketoheragain。
Walkinghomethroughthedimlylightedstreets,Loringinvoluntarilyspokealoud。
\"Andthis,\"hesaid,\"iswhatcameoutofthemagicegg!\"
\"HISWIFE\'SDECEASEDSISTER\"
Itisnowfiveyearssinceaneventoccurredwhichsocoloredmylife,orrathersochangedsomeofitsoriginalcolors,thatI
havethoughtitwelltowriteanaccountofit,deemingthatitslessonsmaybeofadvantagetopersonswhosesituationsinlifearesimilartomyown。
WhenIwasquiteayoungmanIadoptedliteratureasaprofession,andhavingpassedthroughthenecessarypreparatorygrades,Ifoundmyself,afteragoodmanyyearsofhardandoftenunremunerativework,inpossessionofwhatmightbecalledafairliterarypractice。Myarticles,grave,gay,practical,orfanciful,hadcometobeconsideredwithafavorbytheeditorsofthevariousperiodicalsforwhichIwrote,onwhichIfoundintimeIcouldrelywithaverycomfortablecertainty。Myproductionscreatednoenthusiasminthereadingpublic;theygavemenogreatreputationorveryvaluablepecuniaryreturn;
buttheywerealwaysaccepted,andmyreceiptsfromthem,atthetimetowhichIhavereferred,wereasregularandreliableasasalary,andquitesufficienttogivememorethanacomfortablesupport。
ItwasatthistimeImarried。Ihadbeenengagedformorethanayear,buthadnotbeenwillingtoassumethesupportofawifeuntilIfeltthatmypecuniarypositionwassoassuredthatIcoulddosowithfullsatisfactiontomyownconscience。
Therewasnownodoubtinregardtothisposition,eitherinmymindorinthatofmywife。Iworkedwithgreatsteadinessandregularity,Iknewexactlywheretoplacetheproductionsofmypen,andcouldcalculate,withafairdegreeofaccuracy,thesumsIshouldreceiveforthem。Wewerebynomeansrich,butwehadenough,andwerethoroughlysatisfiedandcontent。
Thoseofmyreaderswhoaremarriedwillhavenodifficultyinrememberingthepeculiarecstasyofthefirstweeksoftheirweddedlife。Itisthenthattheflowersofthisworldbloombrightest;thatitssunisthemostgenial;thatitscloudsarethescarcest;thatitsfruitisthemostdelicious;thattheairisthemostbalmy;thatitscigarsareofthehighestflavor;
thatthewarmthandradianceofearlymatrimonialfelicitysorarefytheintellectualatmospherethatthesoulmountshigher,andenjoysawiderprospect,thaneverbefore。
Theseexperiencesweremine。Theplainclaretofmymindwaschangedtosparklingchampagne,andattheveryheightofitseffervescenceIwroteastory。Thehappythoughtthatthenstruckmeforatalewasofaverypeculiarcharacter,anditinterestedmesomuchthatIwenttoworkatitwithgreatdelightandenthusiasm,andfinisheditinacomparativelyshorttime。Thetitleofthestorywas\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister,\"
andwhenIreadittoHypatiashewasdelightedwithit,andattimeswassoaffectedbyitspathosthatheruncontrollableemotioncausedasympatheticdimnessinmyeyeswhichpreventedmyseeingthewordsIhadwritten。Whenthereadingwasendedandmywifehaddriedhereyes,sheturnedtomeandsaid,\"Thisstorywillmakeyourfortune。TherehasbeennothingsopatheticsinceLamartine\'s`HistoryofaServantGirl。\'\"
AssoonaspossiblethenextdayIsentmystorytotheeditoroftheperiodicalforwhichIwrotemostfrequently,andinwhichmybestproductionsgenerallyappeared。InafewdaysI
hadaletterfromtheeditor,inwhichhepraisedmystoryashehadneverbeforepraisedanythingfrommypen。Ithadinterestedandcharmed,hesaid,notonlyhimself,butallhisassociatesintheoffice。EvenoldGibson,whonevercaredtoreadanythinguntilitwasinproof,andwhoneverpraisedanythingwhichhadnotajokeinit,wasinducedbytheexampleoftheotherstoreadthismanuscript,andshed,asheasserted,thefirsttearsthathadcomefromhiseyessincehisfinalpaternalcastigationsomefortyyearsbefore。Thestorywouldappear,theeditorassuredme,assoonashecouldpossiblyfindroomforit。
Ifanythingcouldmakeourskiesmoregenial,ourflowersbrighter,andtheflavorofourfruitandcigarsmoredelicious,itwasaletterlikethis。Andwhen,inaveryshorttime,thestorywaspublished,wefoundthatthereadingpublicwasinclinedtoreceiveitwithasmuchsympatheticinterestandfavorashadbeenshowntoitbytheeditors。Mypersonalfriendssoonbegantoexpressenthusiasticopinionsuponit。Itwashighlypraisedinmanyoftheleadingnewspapers,and,altogether,itwasagreatliterarysuccess。Iamnotinclinedtobevainofmywritings,and,ingeneral,mywifetellsme,Ithinktoolittleofthem。ButIdidfeelagooddealofprideandsatisfactioninthesuccessof\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\"
Ifitdidnotmakemyfortune,asmywifeasserteditwould,itcertainlywouldhelpmeverymuchinmyliterarycareer。
Inlessthanamonthfromthewritingofthisstory,somethingveryunusualandunexpectedhappenedtome。A
manuscriptwasreturnedbytheeditoroftheperiodicalinwhich\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister\"hadappeared。
\"Itisagoodstory,\"hewrote,\"butnotequaltowhatyouhavejustdone。Youhavemadeagreathit,anditwouldnotdotointerferewiththereputationyouhavegainedbypublishinganythinginferiorto`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister,\'whichhashadsuchadeservedsuccess。\"
IwassounaccustomedtohavingmyworkthrownbackonmyhandsthatIthinkImusthaveturnedalittlepalewhenIreadtheletter。Isaidnothingofthemattertomywife,foritwouldbefoolishtodropsuchgrainsofsandasthisintothesmoothlyoiledmachineryofourdomesticfelicity,butI
immediatelysentthestorytoanothereditor。IamnotabletoexpresstheastonishmentIfeltwhen,inthecourseofaweek,itwassentbacktome。Thetoneofthenoteaccompanyingitindicatedasomewhatinjuredfeelingonthepartoftheeditor。
\"Iamreluctant,\"hesaid,\"todeclineamanuscriptfromyou;
butyouknowverywellthatifyousentmeanythinglike`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister\'itwouldbemostpromptlyaccepted。\"
Inowfeltobligedtospeakoftheaffairtomywife,whowasquiteasmuchsurprised,though,perhaps,notquiteasmuchshocked,asIhadbeen。
\"Letusreadthestoryagain,\"shesaid,\"andseewhatisthematterwithit。\"Whenwehadfinisheditsperusal,Hypatiaremarked:\"Itisquiteasgoodasmanyofthestoriesyouhavehadprinted,andIthinkitveryinteresting,although,ofcourse,itisnotequalto`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\'\"
\"Ofcoursenot,\"saidI;\"thatwasaninspirationthatI
cannotexpecteveryday。Buttheremustbesomethingwrongaboutthislaststorywhichwedonotperceive。Perhapsmyrecentsuccessmayhavemademealittlecarelessinwritingit。\"
\"Idon\'tbelievethat,\"saidHypatia。
\"Atanyrate,\"Icontinued,\"Iwilllayitaside,andwillgotoworkonanewone。\"
InduecourseoftimeIhadanothermanuscriptfinished,andIsentittomyfavoriteperiodical。Itwasretainedsomeweeks,andthencamebacktome。
\"Itwillneverdo,\"theeditorwrote,quitewarmly,\"foryoutogobackward。Thedemandforthenumbercontaining`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister\'stillcontinues,andwedonotintendtoletyoudisappointthatgreatbodyofreaderswhowouldbesoeagertoseeanothernumbercontainingoneofyourstories。\"
Isentthismanuscripttofourotherperiodicals,andfromeachofthemitwasreturnedwithremarkstotheeffectthat,althoughitwasnotabadstoryinitself,itwasnotwhattheywouldexpectfromtheauthorof\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\"
TheeditorofaWesternmagazinewrotetomeforastorytobepublishedinaspecialnumberwhichhewouldissuefortheholidays。Iwrotehimoneofthecharacterandlengthhedesired,andsentittohim。Byreturnmailitcamebacktome。
\"Ihadhoped,\"theeditorwrote,\"whenIaskedforastoryfromyourpen,toreceivesomethinglike`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister,\'andImustownthatIamverymuchdisappointed。\"
IwassofilledwithangerwhenIreadthisnotethatI
openlyobjurgated\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\"\"Youmustexcuseme,\"Isaidtomyastonishedwife,\"forexpressingmyselfthusinyourpresence,butthatconfoundedstorywillbetheruinofmeyet。UntilitisforgottennobodywillevertakeanythingI
write。\"
\"Andyoucannotexpectitevertobeforgotten,\"saidHypatia,withtearsinhereyes。
Itisneedlessformetodetailmyliteraryeffortsinthecourseofthenextfewmonths。Theideasoftheeditorswithwhommyprincipalbusinesshadbeendone,inregardtomyliteraryability,hadbeensoraisedbymyunfortunatestoryof\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister\"thatIfounditwasofnousetosendthemanythingoflessermerit。AndastotheotherjournalswhichItried,theyevidentlyconsidereditaninsultformetosendthemmatterinferiortothatbywhichmyreputationhadlatelyrisen。Thefactwasthatmysuccessfulstoryhadruinedme。Myincomewasatanend,andwantactuallystaredmeintheface;andImustadmitthatIdidnotliketheexpressionofitscountenance。Itwasofnouseformetotrytowriteanotherstorylike\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\"IcouldnotgetmarriedeverytimeIbegananewmanuscript,anditwastheexaltationofmindcausedbymyweddedfelicitywhichproducedthatstory。
\"It\'sperfectlydreadful!\"saidmywife。\"IfIhadhadasister,andshehaddied,Iwouldhavethoughtitwasmyfault。\"
\"Itcouldnotbeyourfault,\"Ianswered,\"andIdonotthinkitwasmine。IhadnointentionofdeceivinganybodyintothebeliefthatIcoulddothatsortofthingeverytime,anditoughtnottobeexpectedofme。SupposeRaphael\'spatronshadtriedtokeephimscreweduptothepitchoftheSistineMadonna,andhadrefusedtobuyanythingwhichwasnotasgoodasthat。
InthatcaseIthinkhewouldhaveoccupiedamuchearlierandnarrowergravethantheoneonwhichMr。MorrisMoorehangshisfuneraldecorations。\"
\"But,mydear,\"saidHypatia,whowaspostedonsuchsubjects,\"theSistineMadonnawasoneofhislatestpaintings。\"
\"Verytrue,\"saidI。\"ButifhehadmarriedasIdid,hewouldhavepainteditearlier。\"
Iwaswalkinghomewardoneafternoonaboutthistime,whenI
metBarbel,amanIhadknownwellinmyearlyliterarycareer。
Hewasnowaboutfiftyyearsofage,butlookedolder。Hishairandbeardwerequitegray,andhisclothes,whichwereofthesamegeneralhue,gavemetheideathatthey,likehishair,hadoriginallybeenblack。Ageisveryhardonaman\'sexternalappointments。Barbelhadanairofhavingbeentoletforalongtime,andquiteoutofrepair。Buttherewasakindlygleaminhiseye,andhewelcomedmecordially。
\"Why,whatisthematter,oldfellow?\"saidhe。\"Ineversawyoulooksowoe-begone。\"
IhadnoreasontoconcealanythingfromBarbel。Inmyyoungerdayshehadbeenofgreatusetome,andhehadarighttoknowthestateofmyaffairs。Ilaidthewholecaseplainlybeforehim。
\"Lookhere,\"hesaid,whenIhadfinished;\"comewithmetomyroom;IhavesomethingIwouldliketosaytoyouthere。\"
IfollowedBarbeltohisroom。Itwasatthetopofaverydirtyandwell-wornhouse,whichstoodinanarrowandlumpystreet,intowhichfewvehicleseverpenetrated,excepttheashandgarbage-carts,andthericketywagonsofthevendersofstalevegetables。
\"Thisisnotexactlyafashionablepromenade,\"saidBarbel,asweapproachedthehouse,\"butinsomerespectsitremindsmeofthestreetsinItaliantowns,wherethepalacesleanovertowardeachotherinsuchafriendlyway。\"
Barbel\'sroomwas,tomymind,rathermoredolefulthanthestreet。Itwasdark,itwasdusty,andcobwebshungfromeverycorner。Thefewchairsuponthefloorandthebooksuponagreasytableseemedtobeafflictedwithsomedorsalepidemic,fortheirbackswereeithergoneorbroken。AlittlebedsteadinthecornerwascoveredwithaspreadmadeofNewYork\"Heralds\"
withtheiredgespastedtogether。
\"Thereisnothingbetter,\"saidBarbel,noticingmyglancetowardthisnovelcounterpane,\"forabed-coveringthannewspapers;theykeepyouaswarmasablanket,andaremuchlighter。Iusedtouse`Tribunes,\'buttheyrattledtoomuch。\"
Theonlypartoftheroomwhichwaswelllightedwasoneendnearthesolitarywindow。Here,uponatablewithasplicedleg,stoodalittlegrindstone。
\"Attheotherendoftheroom,\"saidBarbel,\"ismycook-
stove,whichyoucan\'tseeunlessIlightthecandleinthebottlewhichstandsbyit。Butifyoudon\'tcareparticularlytoexamineit,Iwon\'tgototheexpenseoflightingup。Youmightpickupagoodmanyoddpiecesofbric-a-brac,aroundhere,ifyouchosetostrikeamatchandinvestigate。ButIwouldnotadviseyoutodoso。Itwouldpaybettertothrowthethingsoutofthewindowthantocarrythemdown-stairs。TheparticularpieceofindoordecorationtowhichIwishtocallyourattentionisthis。\"Andheledmetoalittlewoodenframewhichhungagainstthewallnearthewindow。Behindadustypieceofglassitheldwhatappearedtobealeaffromasmallmagazineorjournal。\"There,\"saidhe,\"youseeapagefromthe`Grasshopper,\'ahumorouspaperwhichflourishedinthiscitysomehalf-dozenyearsago。Iusedtowriteregularlyforthatpaper,asyoumayremember。\"
\"Oh,yes,indeed!\"Iexclaimed。\"AndIshallneverforgetyour`ConundrumoftheAnvil\'whichappearedinit。HowoftenhaveIlaughedatthatmostwonderfulconceit,andhowoftenhaveIputittomyfriends!\"
Barbelgazedatmesilentlyforamoment,andthenhepointedtotheframe。\"Thatprintedpage,\"hesaidsolemnly,\"containsthe`ConundrumoftheAnvil。\'IhangittheresothatIcanseeitwhileIwork。Thatconundrumruinedme。ItwasthelastthingIwroteforthe`Grasshopper。\'HowIevercametoimagineit,Icannottell。Itisoneofthosethingswhichoccurtoamanbutonceinalifetime。Afterthewildshoutofdelightwithwhichthepublicgreetedthatconundrum,mysubsequenteffortsmetwithhootsofderision。The`Grasshopper\'turneditshindlegsuponme。Isankfrombadtoworse,——muchworse,——untilatlastIfoundmyselfreducedtomypresentoccupation,whichisthatofgrindingpointsonpins。BythisIprocuremybread,coffee,andtobacco,andsometimespotatoesandmeat。OnedaywhileIwashardatwork,anorgan-grindercameintothestreetbelow。Heplayedtheserenadefrom`Trovatore\'andthefamiliarnotesbroughtbackvisionsofolddaysandolddelights,whenthesuccessfulwriterworegoodclothesandsatatoperas,whenhelookedintosweeteyesandtalkedofItalianairs,whenhisfutureappearedallasuccessionofbrightsceneryandjoyousacts,withoutanyprovisionforadrop-curtain。Andasmyearlistened,andmymindwanderedinthishappyretrospect,myeveryfacultyseemedexalted,and,withoutanythoughtuponthematter,Igroundpointsuponmypinssofine,soregular,andsosmooththattheywouldhavepiercedwitheasetheleatherofaboot,orslipped,withoutabrasion,amongthefinestthreadsofrareoldlace。Whentheorganstopped,andIfellbackintomyrealworldofcobwebsandmustiness,IgazeduponthepinsIhadjustground,and,withoutamoment\'shesitation,Ithrewthemintothestreet,andreportedthelotasspoiled。Thiscostmealittlemoney,butitsavedmemylivelihood。\"
Afterafewmomentsofsilence,Barbelresumed:
\"Ihavenomoretosaytoyou,myyoungfriend。AllIwantyoutodoistolookuponthatframedconundrum,thenuponthisgrindstone,andthentogohomeandreflect。Asforme,I
haveagrossofpinstogrindbeforethesungoesdown。\"
IcannotsaythatmydepressionofmindwasatallrelievedbywhatIhadseenandheard。IhadlostsightofBarbelforsomeyears,andIhadsupposedhimstillfloatingonthesun-
sparklingstreamofprosperitywhereIhadlastseenhim。Itwasagreatshocktometofindhiminsuchaconditionofpovertyandsqualor,andtoseeamanwhohadoriginatedthe\"ConundrumoftheAnvil\"reducedtothesoul-depressingoccupationofgrindingpin-points。AsIwalkedandthought,thedreadfulpictureofatotallyeclipsedfuturearosebeforemymind。ThemoralofBarbelsankdeepintomyheart。
WhenIreachedhomeItoldmywifethestoryofmyfriendBarbel。Shelistenedwithasadandeagerinterest。
\"Iamafraid,\"shesaid,\"ifourfortunesdonotquicklymend,thatweshallhavetobuytwolittlegrindstones。YouknowIcouldhelpyouatthatsortofthing。\"
Foralongtimewesattogetherandtalked,anddevisedmanyplansforthefuture。Ididnotthinkitnecessaryyetformetolookoutforapincontract;butImustfindsomewayofmakingmoney,orweshouldstarvetodeath。Ofcourse,thefirstthingthatsuggesteditselfwasthepossibilityoffindingsomeotherbusiness。But,apartfromthedifficultyofimmediatelyobtainingremunerativeworkinoccupationstowhichIhadnotbeentrained,IfeltagreatandnaturalreluctancetogiveupaprofessionforwhichIhadcarefullypreparedmyself,andwhichIhadadoptedasmylife-work。Itwouldbeveryhardformetolaydownmypenforever,andtoclosethetopofmyinkstanduponallthebrightandhappyfancieswhichIhadseenmirroredinitstranquilpool。Wetalkedandponderedtherestofthatdayandagooddealofthenight,butwecametonoconclusionastowhatitwouldbebestforustodo。
ThenextdayIdeterminedtogoandcallupontheeditorofthejournalforwhich,inhappierdays,beforetheblightof\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister\"resteduponme,Iusedmostfrequentlytowrite,and,havingfranklyexplainedmyconditiontohim,toaskhisadvice。Theeditorwasagoodman,andhadalwaysbeenmyfriend。HelistenedwithgreatattentiontowhatItoldhim,andevidentlysympathizedwithmeinmytrouble。
\"Aswehavewrittentoyou,\"hesaid,\"theonlyreasonwhywedidnotacceptthemanuscriptsyousentuswasthattheywouldhavedisappointedthehighhopesthatthepublichadformedinregardtoyou。Wehavehadletterafterletteraskingwhenweweregoingtopublishanotherstorylike`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\'Wefelt,andwestillfeel,thatitwouldbewrongtoallowyoutodestroythefairfabricwhichyouyourselfhaveraised。But,\"headded,withakindsmile,\"Iseeveryplainlythatyourwell-deservedreputationwillbeoflittleadvantagetoyouifyoushouldstarveatthemomentthatitsgenialbeamsare,sotospeak,lightingyouup。\"
\"Itsbeamsarenotgenial,\"Ianswered。\"Theyhavescorchedandwitheredme。\"
\"Howwouldyoulike,\"saidtheeditor,afterashortreflection,\"toallowustopublishthestoriesyouhaverecentlywrittenundersomeothernamethanyourown?Thatwouldsatisfyusandthepublic,wouldputmoneyinyourpocket,andwouldnotinterferewithyourreputation。\"
JoyfullyIseizedthenoblefellowbythehand,andinstantlyacceptedhisproposition。\"Ofcourse,\"saidI,\"areputationisaverygoodthing;butnoreputationcantaketheplaceoffood,clothes,andahousetolivein,andIgladlyagreetosinkmyover-illuminednameintooblivion,andtoappearbeforethepublicasanewandunknownwriter。\"
\"Ihopethatneednotbeforlong,\"hesaid,\"forIfeelsurethatyouwillyetwritestoriesasgoodas`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\'\"
AllthemanuscriptsIhadonhandInowsenttomygoodfriendtheeditor,andindueandproperordertheyappearedinhisjournalunderthenameofJohnDarmstadt,whichIhadselectedasasubstituteformyown,permanentlydisabled。I
madeasimilararrangementwithothereditors,andJohnDarmstadtreceivedthecreditofeverythingthatproceededfrommypen。
Ourcircumstancesnowbecameverycomfortable,andoccasionallyweevenallowedourselvestoindulgeinlittledreamsofprosperity。
Timepassedonverypleasantly。Oneyear,another,andthenalittlesonwasborntous。Itisoftendifficult,Ibelieve,forthoughtfulpersonstodecidewhetherthebeginningoftheirconjugalcareer,ortheearliestweeksinthelifeoftheirfirst-born,bethehappiestandproudestperiodoftheirexistence。FormyselfIcanonlysaythatthesameexaltationofmind,thesamerareficationofideaandinvention,whichsucceededuponmyweddingdaycameuponmenow。Asthen,myecstaticemotionscrystallizedthemselvesintoamotiveforastory,andwithoutdelayIsetmyselftoworkuponit。Myboywasaboutsixweeksoldwhenthemanuscriptwasfinished,andoneevening,aswesatbeforeacomfortablefireinoursitting-room,withthecurtainsdrawn,andthesoftlamplighted,andthebabysleepingsoundlyintheadjoiningchamber,Ireadthestorytomywife。
WhenIhadfinished,mywifearoseandthrewherselfintomyarms。\"Iwasneversoproudofyou,\"shesaid,hergladeyessparkling,\"asIamatthismoment。Thatisawonderfulstory!
Itis,indeedIamsureitis,justasgoodas`HisWife\'sDeceasedSister。\'\"
Asshespokethesewords,asuddenandchillingsensationcreptoverusboth。Allherwarmthandfervor,andtheproudandhappyglowengenderedwithinmebythispraiseandappreciationfromoneIloved,vanishedinaninstant。Westeppedapart,andgazeduponeachotherwithpallidfaces。Inthesamemomenttheterribletruthhadflasheduponusboth。ThisstoryWASasgoodas\"HisWife\'sDeceasedSister\"!
Westoodsilent。TheexceptionallotofBarbel\'ssuper-
pointedpinsseemedtopierceourverysouls。Adreadfulvisionrosebeforemeofanimpendingfallandcrash,inwhichourdomestichappinessshouldvanish,andourprospectsforourboybewrecked,justaswehadbegantobuildthemup。
Mywifeapproachedme,andtookmyhandinhers,whichwasascoldasice。\"Bestrongandfirm,\"shesaid。\"Agreatdangerthreatensus,butyoumustbraceyourselfagainstit。Bestrongandfirm。\"
Ipressedherhand,andwesaidnomorethatnight。
ThenextdayItookthemanuscriptIhadjustwritten,andcarefullyinfoldeditinstoutwrapping-paper。ThenIwenttoaneighboringgrocerystoreandboughtasmall,strong,tinbox,originallyintendedforbiscuit,withacoverthatfittedtightly。InthisIplacedmymanuscript,andthenItooktheboxtoatinsmithandhadthetopfastenedonwithhardsolder。WhenIwenthomeIascendedintothegarretandbroughtdowntomystudyaship\'scash-box,whichhadoncebelongedtooneofmyfamilywhowasasea-captain。Thisboxwasveryheavy,andfirmlyboundwithiron,andwassecuredbytwomassivelocks。
Callingmywife,Itoldherofthecontentsofthetincase,whichIthenplacedinthebox,andhavingshutdowntheheavylid,Idoublylockedit。
\"Thiskey,\"saidI,puttingitinmypocket,\"IshallthrowintotheriverwhenIgooutthisafternoon。\"
Mywifewatchedmeeagerly,withapallidandfirm-setcountenance,butuponwhichIcouldseethefaintglimmerofreturninghappiness。
\"Wouldn\'titbewell,\"shesaid,\"tosecureitstillfurtherbysealing-waxandpiecesoftape?\"
\"No,\"saidI。\"Idonotbelievethatanyonewillattempttotamperwithourprosperity。Andnow,mydear,\"Icontinuedinanimpressivevoice,\"noonebutyou,and,inthecourseoftime,ourson,shallknowthatthismanuscriptexists。WhenIamdead,thosewhosurvivememay,iftheyseefit,causethisboxtobesplitopenandthestorypublished。Thereputationitmaygivemynamecannotharmmethen。\"
THEWIDOW\'SCRUISE
TheWidowDucketlivedinasmallvillageabouttenmilesfromtheNewJerseysea-coast。Inthisvillageshewasborn,hereshehadmarriedandburiedherhusband,andheresheexpectedsomebodytoburyher;butshewasinnohurryforthis,forshehadscarcelyreachedmiddleage。Shewasatallwomanwithnoapparentfatinhercomposition,andfullofactivity,bothmuscularandmental。
Sheroseatsixo\'clockinthemorning,cookedbreakfast,setthetable,washedthedisheswhenthemealwasover,milked,churned,swept,washed,ironed,workedinherlittlegarden,attendedtotheflowersinthefrontyard,andintheafternoonknittedandquiltedandsewed,andafterteasheeitherwenttoseeherneighborsorhadthemcometoseeher。Whenitwasreallydarkshelightedthelampinherparlorandreadforanhour,andifithappenedtobeoneofMissMaryWilkins\'sbooksthatshereadsheexpresseddoubtsastotherealismofthecharactersthereindescribed。
ThesedoubtssheexpressedtoDorcasNetworthy,whowasasmall,plumpwoman,withasolemnface,whohadlivedwiththewidowformanyyearsandwhohadbecomeherdevoteddisciple。
Whateverthewidowdid,thatalsodidDorcas——notsowell,forherhearttoldhershecouldneverexpecttodothat,butwithayearninganxietytodoeverythingaswellasshecould。
Sheroseatfiveminutespastsix,andinasubsidiarywayshehelpedtogetthebreakfast,toeatit,towashupthedishes,toworkinthegarden,toquilt,tosew,tovisitandreceive,andnoonecouldhavetriedharderthanshedidtokeepawakewhenthewidowreadaloudintheevening。
Allthesethingshappenedeverydayinthesummertime,butinthewinterthewidowandDorcasclearedthesnowfromtheirlittlefrontpathinsteadofattendingtotheflowers,andintheeveningtheylightedafireaswellasalampintheparlor。
Sometimes,however,somethingdifferenthappened,butthiswasnotoften,onlyafewtimesintheyear。OneofthedifferentthingsoccurredwhenMrs。DucketandDorcasweresittingontheirlittlefrontporchonesummerafternoon,oneonthelittlebenchononesideofthedoor,andtheotheronthelittlebenchontheothersideofthedoor,eachwaitinguntilsheshouldheartheclockstrikefive,topreparetea。Butitwasnotyetaquartertofivewhenaone-horsewagoncontainingfourmencameslowlydownthestreet。Dorcasfirstsawthewagon,andsheinstantlystoppedknitting。
\"Mercyonme!\"sheexclaimed。\"Whoeverthosepeopleare,theyarestrangershere,andtheydon\'tknowwheretostop,fortheyfirstgotoonesideofthestreetandthentotheother。\"
Thewidowlookedaroundsharply。\"Humph!\"saidshe。\"Thosemenaresailormen。Youmightseethatinatwinklin\'ofaneye。
Sailormenalwaysdrivethatway,becausethatisthewaytheysailships。Theyfirsttackinonedirectionandtheninanother。\"
\"Mr。Ducketdidn\'tlikethesea?\"remarkedDorcas,foraboutthethreehundredthtime。
\"No,hedidn\'t,\"answeredthewidow,foraboutthetwohundredandfiftiethtime,fortherehadbeenoccasionswhenshethoughtDorcasputthisquestioninopportunely。\"Hehatedit,andhewasdrownedinitthroughtrustin\'asailorman,whichI
neverdidnorshall。Doyoureallybelievethosemenarecomin\'
here?\"
\"UponmywordIdo!\"saidDorcas,andheropinionwascorrect。
ThewagondrewupinfrontofMrs。Ducket\'slittlewhitehouse,andthetwowomensatrigidly,theirhandsintheirlaps,staringatthemanwhodrove。
Thiswasanelderlypersonagewithwhitishhair,andunderhischinathinwhitishbeard,whichwavedinthegentlebreezeandgaveDorcastheideathathisheadwasfilledwithhairwhichwasleakingoutfrombelow。
\"IsthistheWidowDucket\'s?\"inquiredthiselderlyman,inastrong,penetratingvoice。
\"That\'smyname,\"saidthewidow,andlayingherknittingonthebenchbesideher,shewenttothegate。Dorcasalsolaidherknittingonthebenchbesideherandwenttothegate。
\"Iwastold,\"saidtheelderlyman,\"atahousewetouchedataboutaquarterofamileback,thattheWidowDucket\'swastheonlyhouseinthisvillagewheretherewasanychanceofmeandmymatesgettingameal。Wearefoursailors,andwearemakingfromthebayovertoCuppertown,andthat\'seightmilesaheadyet,andweareallprettysharpsetforsomethingtoeat。\"
\"Thisistheplace,\"saidthewidow,\"andIdogivemealsifthereisenoughinthehouseandeverythingcomeshandy。\"
\"Doeseverythingcomehandyto-day?\"saidhe。
\"Itdoes,\"saidshe,\"andyoucanhitchyourhorseandcomein;butIhaven\'tgotanythingforhim。\"
\"Oh,that\'sallright,\"saidtheman,\"webroughtalongstoresforhim,sowe\'lljustmakefastandthencomein。\"
Thetwowomenhurriedintothehouseinastateofbustlingpreparation,forthefurnishingofthismealmeantonedollarincash。
Thefourmariners,allelderlymen,descendedfromthewagon,eachonescramblingwithalacrityoveradifferentwheel。
Aboxofbrokenship-biscuitwasbroughtoutandputonthegroundinfrontofthehorse,whoimmediatelysethimselftoeatingwithgreatsatisfaction。
Teawasalittlelatethatday,becausethereweresixpersonstoprovideforinsteadoftwo,butitwasagoodmeal,andafterthefourseamenhadwashedtheirhandsandfacesatthepumpinthebackyardandhadwipedthemontwotowelsfurnishedbyDorcas,theyallcameinandsatdown。Mrs。Ducketseatedherselfattheheadofthetablewiththedignitypropertothemistressofthehouse,andDorcasseatedherselfattheotherendwiththedignitypropertothediscipleofthemistress。Noservicewasnecessary,foreverythingthatwastobeeatenordrunkwasonthetable。
Wheneachoftheelderlymarinershadhadasmuchbreadandbutter,quicklybakedsoda-biscuit,driedbeef,coldham,coldtongue,andpreservedfruitofeveryvarietyknown,ashisstoragecapacitywouldpermit,themarinerincommand,CaptainBird,pushedbackhischair,whereupontheothermarinerspushedbacktheirchairs。
\"Madam,\"saidCaptainBird,\"wehaveallmadeagoodmeal,whichdidn\'tneedtobenobetternormoreofit,andwe\'resatisfied;butthathorseouttherehasnothadtimetoresthimselfenoughtogotheeightmilesthatliesaheadofus,so,ifit\'sallthesametoyouandthisgoodlady,we\'dliketositonthatfrontporchawhileandsmokeourpipes。Iwasa-lookingatthatporchwhenIcamein,andIbethoughttomyselfwhatararegoodplaceitwastosmokeapipein。\"
\"There\'spipesbeensmokedthere,\"saidthewidow,rising,\"anditcanbedoneagain。InsidethehouseIdon\'tallowtobacco,butontheporchneitherofusminds。\"
Sothefourcaptainsbetookthemselvestotheporch,twoofthemseatingthemselvesonthelittlebenchononesideofthedoor,andtwoofthemonthelittlebenchontheothersideofthedoor,andlightedtheirpipes。
\"Shallweclearoffthetableandwashupthedishes,\"saidDorcas,\"orwaituntiltheyaregone?\"
\"Wewillwaituntiltheyaregone,\"saidthewidow,\"fornowthattheyareherewemightaswellhaveabitofachatwiththem。Whenasailormanlightshispipeheisgenerallywillin\'
totalk,butwhenheiseatin\'youcan\'tgetawordoutofhim。\"
Withoutthinkingitnecessarytoaskpermission,forthehousebelongedtoher,theWidowDucketbroughtachairandputitinthehallclosetotheopenfrontdoor,andDorcasbroughtanotherchairandseatedherselfbythesideofthewidow。
\"Doallyousailormenbelongdownthereatthebay?\"askedMrs。Ducket;thustheconversationbegan,andinafewminutesithadreachedapointatwhichCaptainBirdthoughtitpropertosaythatagreatmanystrangethingshappentoseamensailingontheseawhichlands-peopleneverdreamof。
\"Suchasanythinginparticular?\"askedthewidow,atwhichremarkDorcasclaspedherhandsinexpectancy。
Atthisquestioneachofthemarinerstookhispipefromhismouthandgazeduponthefloorinthought。
\"There\'sagoodmanystrangethingshappenedtomeandmymatesatsea。Wouldyouandthatotherladyliketohearanyofthem?\"askedCaptainBird。
\"Wewouldliketohearthemiftheyaretrue,\"saidthewidow。
\"There\'snothinghappenedtomeandmymatesthatisn\'ttrue,\"saidCaptainBird,\"andhereissomethingthatoncehappenedtome:Iwasonawhalingv\'yagewhenabigsperm-
whale,justasmadasafierybull,cameatus,headon,andstrucktheshipatthesternwithsuchtremendousforcethathisheadcrashedrightthroughhertimbersandhewentnearlyhalfhislengthintoherhull。Theholdwasmostlyfilledwithemptybarrels,forwewasjustbeginningourv\'yage,andwhenhehadmadekindling-woodofthesetherewasroomenoughforhim。Weallexpectedthatitwouldn\'ttakefiveminutesforthevesseltofillandgotothebottom,andwemadereadytotaketotheboats;butitturnedoutwedidn\'tneedtotaketonoboats,forasfastasthewaterrushedintotheholdoftheship,thatwhaledrankitandsquirteditupthroughthetwoblow-holesinthetopofhishead,andastherewasanopenhatchwayjustoverhishead,thewaterallwentintotheseaagain,andthatwhalekeptworkingdayandnightpumpingthewateroutuntilwebeachedthevesselontheislandofTrinidad——thewhalehelpinguswonderfulonourwayoverbythepowerfulworkingofhistail,which,beingoutsideinthewater,actedlikeapropeller。I
don\'tbelieveanythingstrangerthanthateverhappenedtoawhalingship。\"
\"No,\"saidthewidow,\"Idon\'tbelieveanythingeverdid。\"
CaptainBirdnowlookedatCaptainSanderson,andthelattertookhispipeoutofhismouthandsaidthatinallhissailingaroundtheworldhehadneverknownanythingqueererthanwhathappenedtoabigsteamshiphechancedtobeon,whichranintoanislandinafog。Everybodyonboardthoughttheshipwaswrecked,butithadtwinscrews,andwasgoingatsuchatremendousspeedthatitturnedtheislandentirelyupsidedownandsailedoverit,andhehadheardtellthatevennowpeoplesailingoverthespotcouldlookdownintothewaterandseetherootsofthetreesandthecellarsofthehouses。