\"Sacrilege!profanation!\"resumedthevoiceofthebaldman。
Thegypsyturnedroundoncemore。
\"Ah!\"saidshe,\"’tisthatvillanousman!\"Then,thrustingherunderlipoutbeyondtheupper,shemadealittlepout,whichappearedtobefamiliartoher,executedapirouetteonherheel,andsetaboutcollectinginhertambourinethegiftsofthemultitude。
Bigblanks,littleblanks,targes*andeagleliardsshoweredintoit。
*Ablank:anoldFrenchcoin;sixblankswereworthtwosousandahalf;targe,anancientcoinofBurgundy,afarthing。
Allatonce,shepassedinfrontofGringoire。Gringoireputhishandsorecklesslyintohispocketthatshehalted。
\"Thedevil!\"saidthepoet,findingatthebottomofhispocketthereality,thatis,tosay,avoid。Inthemeantime,theprettygirlstoodthere,gazingathimwithherbigeyes,andholdingouthertambourinetohimandwaiting。Gringoirebrokeintoaviolentperspiration。
IfhehadallPeruinhispocket,hewouldcertainlyhavegivenittothedancer;butGringoirehadnotPeru,and,moreover,Americahadnotyetbeendiscovered。
Happily,anunexpectedincidentcametohisrescue。
\"Willyoutakeyourselfoff,youEgyptiangrasshopper?\"
criedasharpvoice,whichproceededfromthedarkestcornerofthePlace。
Theyounggirlturnedroundinaffright。Itwasnolongerthevoiceofthebaldman;itwasthevoiceofawoman,bigotedandmalicious。
However,thiscry,whichalarmedthegypsy,delightedatroopofchildrenwhowereprowlingaboutthere。
\"ItistherecluseoftheTour-Roland,\"theyexclaimed,withwildlaughter,\"itisthesackednunwhoisscolding!
Hasn’tshesupped?Let’scarryhertheremainsofthecityrefreshments!\"
AllrushedtowardsthePillarHouse。
Inthemeanwhile,Gringoirehadtakenadvantageofthedancer’sembarrassment,todisappear。Thechildren’sshoutshadremindedhimthathe,also,hadnotsupped,soherantothepublicbuffet。Butthelittlerascalshadbetterlegsthanhe;whenhearrived,theyhadstrippedthetable。Thereremainednotsomuchasamiserable~camichon~atfivesousthepound。Nothingremaineduponthewallbutslenderfleurs-de-lis,mingledwithrosebushes,paintedin1434byMathieuBiterne。Itwasameagresupper。
Itisanunpleasantthingtogotobedwithoutsupper,itisastilllesspleasantthingnottosupandnottoknowwhereoneistosleep。ThatwasGringoire’scondition。Nosupper,noshelter;hesawhimselfpressedonallsidesbynecessity,andhefoundnecessityverycrabbed。Hehadlongagodiscoveredthetruth,thatJupitercreatedmenduringafitofmisanthropy,andthatduringawiseman’swholelife,hisdestinyholdshisphilosophyinastateofsiege。Asforhimself,hehadneverseentheblockadesocomplete;heheardhisstomachsoundingaparley,andheconsidereditverymuchoutofplacethatevildestinyshouldcapturehisphilosophybyfamine。
Thismelancholyreverywasabsorbinghimmoreandmore,whenasong,quaintbutfullofsweetness,suddenlytorehimfromit。Itwastheyounggypsywhowassinging。
Hervoicewaslikeherdancing,likeherbeauty。Itwasindefinableandcharming;somethingpureandsonorous,aerial,winged,sotospeak。Therewerecontinualoutbursts,melodies,unexpectedcadences,thensimplephrasesstrewnwithaerialandhissingnotes;thenfloodsofscaleswhichwouldhaveputanightingaletorout,butinwhichharmonywasalwayspresent;thensoftmodulationsofoctaveswhichroseandfell,likethebosomoftheyoungsinger。Herbeautifulfacefollowed,withsingularmobility,allthecapricesofhersong,fromthewildestinspirationtothechastestdignity。
Onewouldhavepronouncedhernowamadcreature,nowaqueen。
ThewordswhichshesangwereinatongueunknowntoGringoire,andwhichseemedtohimtobeunknowntoherself,solittlerelationdidtheexpressionwhichsheimpartedtohersongbeartothesenseofthewords。Thus,thesefourlines,inhermouth,weremadlygay,——
~UncofredegranriquezaHallarondentrounpilar,Dentrodel,nuevasbanderasConfigurasdeespantar~。*
*AcofferofgreatrichnessInapillar’shearttheyfound,Withinitlaynewbanners,Withfigurestoastound。
Andaninstantafterwards,attheaccentswhichsheimpartedtothisstanza,——
~AlarabesdecavalloSinpodersemenear,Conespadas,yloscuellos,Ballestasdebuenechar~,Gringoirefeltthetearsstarttohiseyes。Nevertheless,hersongbreathedjoy,mostofall,andsheseemedtosinglikeabird,fromserenityandheedlessness。
Thegypsy’ssonghaddisturbedGringoire’sreveryastheswandisturbsthewater。Helistenedinasortofrapture,andforgetfulnessofeverything。Itwasthefirstmomentinthecourseofmanyhourswhenhedidnotfeelthathesuffered。
Themomentwasbrief。
Thesamewoman’svoice,whichhadinterruptedthegypsy’sdance,interruptedhersong。
\"Willyouholdyourtongue,youcricketofhell?\"itcried,stillfromthesameobscurecorneroftheplace。
Thepoor\"cricket\"stoppedshort。Gringoirecovereduphisears。
\"Oh!\"heexclaimed,\"accursedsawwithmissingteeth,whichcomestobreakthelyre!\"
Meanwhile,theotherspectatorsmurmuredlikehimself;
\"Tothedevilwiththesackednun!\"saidsomeofthem。
Andtheoldinvisiblekill-joymighthavehadoccasiontorepentofheraggressionsagainstthegypsyhadtheirattentionnotbeendivertedatthismomentbytheprocessionofthePopeoftheFools,which,afterhavingtraversedmanystreetsandsquares,debouchedonthePlacedeGrève,withallitstorchesandallitsuproar。
Thisprocession,whichourreadershaveseensetoutfromthePalaisdeJustice,hadorganizedontheway,andhadbeenrecruitedbyalltheknaves,idlethieves,andunemployedvagabondsinParis;sothatitpresentedaveryrespectableaspectwhenitarrivedattheGrève。
FirstcameEgypt。TheDukeofEgyptheadedit,onhorseback,withhiscountsonfootholdinghisbridleandstirrupsforhim;behindthem,themaleandfemaleEgyptians,pell-mell,withtheirlittlechildrencryingontheirshoulders;
all——duke,counts,andpopulace——inragsandtatters。ThencametheKingdomofArgot;thatistosay,allthethievesofFrance,arrangedaccordingtotheorderoftheirdignity;theminorpeoplewalkingfirst。Thusdefiledbyfours,withthediversinsigniaoftheirgrades,inthatstrangefaculty,mostofthemlame,somecripples,othersone-armed,shopclerks,pilgrim,~hubins~,bootblacks,thimble-riggers,streetarabs,beggars,theblear-eyedbeggars,thieves,theweakly,vagabonds,merchants,shamsoldiers,goldsmiths,passedmastersofpickpockets,isolatedthieves。AcataloguethatwouldwearyHomer。Inthecentreoftheconclaveofthepassedmastersofpickpockets,onehadsomedifficultyindistinguishingtheKingofArgot,thegrandco?sre,socalled,crouchinginalittlecartdrawnbytwobigdogs。AfterthekingdomoftheArgotiers,cametheEmpireofGalilee。GuillaumeRousseau,EmperoroftheEmpireofGalilee,marchedmajesticallyinhisrobeofpurple,spottedwithwine,precededbybuffoonswrestlingandexecutingmilitarydances;surroundedbyhismacebearers,hispickpocketsandclerksofthechamberofaccounts。Lastofallcamethecorporationoflawclerks,withitsmaypolescrownedwithflowers,itsblackrobes,itsmusicworthyoftheorgy,anditslargecandlesofyellowwax。Inthecentreofthiscrowd,thegrandofficersoftheBrotherhoodofFoolsboreontheirshouldersalittermoreloadeddownwithcandlesthanthereliquaryofSainte-Genevièveintimeofpest;andonthislittershoneresplendent,withcrosier,cope,andmitre,thenewPopeoftheFools,thebellringerofNotre-Dame,Quasimodothehunchback。
Eachsectionofthisgrotesqueprocessionhaditsownmusic。
TheEgyptiansmadetheirdrumsandAfricantambourinesresound。Theslangmen,notaverymusicalrace,stillclungtothegoat’shorntrumpetandtheGothicrubebbeofthetwelfthcentury。TheEmpireofGalileewasnotmuchmoreadvanced;amongitsmusiconecouldhardlydistinguishsomemiserablerebec,fromtheinfancyoftheart,stillimprisonedinthe~re-la-mi~。ButitwasaroundthePopeoftheFoolsthatallthemusicalrichesoftheepochweredisplayedinamagnificentdiscord。Itwasnothingbutsopranorebecs,counter-tenorrebecs,andtenorrebecs,nottoreckontheflutesandbrassinstruments。Alas!ourreaderswillrememberthatthiswasGringoire’sorchestra。
ItisdifficulttoconveyanideaofthedegreeofproudandblissfulexpansiontowhichthesadandhideousvisageofQuasimodohadattainedduringthetransitfromthePalaisdeJustice,tothePlacedeGrève。Itwasthefirstenjoymentofself-lovethathehadeverexperienced。Downtothatday,hehadknownonlyhumiliation,disdainforhiscondition,disgustforhisperson。Hence,deafthoughhewas,heenjoyed,likeaveritablepope,theacclamationsofthatthrong,whichhehatedbecausehefeltthathewashatedbyit。Whatmattereditthathispeopleconsistedofapackoffools,cripples,thieves,andbeggars?itwasstillapeopleandhewasitssovereign。Andheacceptedseriouslyallthisironicalapplause,allthisderisiverespect,withwhichthecrowdmingled,itmustbeadmitted,agooddealofveryrealfear。Forthehunchbackwasrobust;forthebandy-leggedfellowwasagile;
forthedeafmanwasmalicious:threequalitieswhichtemperridicule。
Wearefarfrombelieving,however,thatthenewPopeoftheFoolsunderstoodboththesentimentswhichhefeltandthesentimentswhichheinspired。Thespiritwhichwaslodgedinthisfailureofabodyhad,necessarily,somethingincompleteanddeafaboutit。Thus,whathefeltatthemomentwastohim,absolutelyvague,indistinct,andconfused。
Onlyjoymadeitselffelt,onlypridedominated。Aroundthatsombreandunhappyface,therehungaradiance。
Itwas,then,notwithoutsurpriseandalarm,thatattheverymomentwhenQuasimodowaspassingthePillarHouse,inthatsemi-intoxicatedstate,amanwasseentodartfromthecrowd,andtotearfromhishands,withagestureofanger,hiscrosierofgildedwood,theemblemofhismockpopeship。
Thisman,thisrashindividual,wasthemanwiththebaldbrow,who,amomentearlier,standingwiththegypsy’sgrouphadchilledthepoorgirlwithhiswordsofmenaceandofhatred。Hewasdressedinaneccleslasticalcostume。Atthemomentwhenhestoodforthfromthecrowd,Gringoire,whohadnotnoticedhimuptothattime,recognizedhim:
\"Hold!\"hesaid,withanexclamationofastonishment。
\"Eh!’tismymasterinHermes,DomClaudeFrollo,thearchdeacon!Whatthedevildoeshewantofthatoldone-
eyedfellow?He’llgethimselfdevoured!\"
Acryofterrorarose,infact。TheformidableQuasimodohadhurledhimselffromthelitter,andthewomenturnedasidetheireyesinordernottoseehimtearthearchdeaconasunder。
Hemadeoneboundasfarasthepriest,lookedathim,andfelluponhisknees。
Thepriesttoreoffhistiara,brokehiscrozier,andrenthistinselcope。
Quasimodoremainedonhisknees,withheadbentandhandsclasped。Thentherewasestablishedbetweenthemastrangedialogueofsignsandgestures,forneitherofthemspoke。
Thepriest,erectonhisfeet,irritated,threatening,imperious;
Quasimodo,prostrate,humble,suppliant。And,nevertheless,itiscertainthatQuasimodocouldhavecrushedthepriestwithhisthumb。
Atlengththearchdeacon,givingQuasimodo’spowerfulshoulderaroughshake,madehimasigntoriseandfollowhim。
Quasimodorose。
ThentheBrotherhoodofFools,theirfirststuporhavingpassedoff,wishedtodefendtheirpope,soabruptlydethroned。
TheEgyptians,themenofslang,andallthefraternityoflawclerks,gatheredhowlingroundthepriest。
Quasimodoplacedhimselfinfrontofthepriest,setinplaythemusclesofhisathleticfists,andglaredupontheassailantswiththesnarlofanangrytiger。
Thepriestresumedhissombregravity,madeasigntoQuasimodo,andretiredinsilence。
Quasimodowalkedinfrontofhim,scatteringthecrowdashepassed。
WhentheyhadtraversedthepopulaceandthePlace,thecloudofcuriousandidleweremindedtofollowthem。Quasimodothenconstitutedhimselftherearguard,andfollowedthearchdeacon,walkingbackwards,squat,surly,monstrous,bristling,gatheringuphislimbs,lickinghisboar’stusks,growlinglikeawildbeast,andimpartingtothecrowdimmensevibrations,withalookoragesture。
Bothwereallowedtoplungeintoadarkandnarrowstreet,wherenoonedaredtoventureafterthem;sothoroughlydidthemerechimeraofQuasimodognashinghisteethbartheentrance。
\"Here’samarvellousthing,\"saidGringoire;\"butwherethedeuceshallIfindsomesupper?\"
CHAPTERIV。
THEINCONVENIENCESOFFOLLOWINGAPRETTYWOMAN
THROUGHTHESTREETSINTHEEVENING。
Gringoiresetouttofollowthegypsyatallhazards。Hehadseenher,accompaniedbyhergoat,taketotheRuedelaCoutellerie;hetooktheRuedelaCoutellerie。
\"Whynot?\"hesaidtohimself。
Gringoire,apracticalphilosopherofthestreetsofParis,hadnoticedthatnothingismorepropitioustoreverythanfollowingaprettywomanwithoutknowingwhithersheisgoing。Therewasinthisvoluntaryabdicationofhisfreewill,inthisfancysubmittingitselftoanotherfancy,whichsuspectsitnot,amixtureoffantasticindependenceandblindobedience,somethingindescribable,intermediatebetweenslaveryandliberty,whichpleasedGringoire,——aspiritessentiallycompound,undecided,andcomplex,holdingtheextremitiesofallextremes,incessantlysuspendedbetweenallhumanpropensities,andneutralizingonebytheother。HewasfondofcomparinghimselftoMahomet’scoffin,attractedintwodifferentdirectionsbytwoloadstones,andhesitatingeternallybetweentheheightsandthedepths,betweenthevaultandthepavement,betweenfallandascent,betweenzenithandnadir。
IfGringoirehadlivedinourday,whatafinemiddlecoursehewouldholdbetweenclassicismandromanticism!
Buthewasnotsufficientlyprimitivetolivethreehundredyears,and’tisapity。Hisabsenceisavoidwhichisbuttoosensiblyfeltto-day。
Moreover,forthepurposeofthusfollowingpassers-byandespeciallyfemalepassers-byinthestreets,whichGringoirewasfondofdoing,thereisnobetterdispositionthanignoranceofwhereoneisgoingtosleep。
Sohewalkedalong,verythoughtfully,behindtheyounggirl,whohastenedherpaceandmadehergoattrotasshesawthebourgeoisreturninghomeandthetaverns——theonlyshopswhichhadbeenopenthatday——closing。
\"Afterall,\"hehalfthoughttohimself,\"shemustlodgesomewhere;gypsieshavekindlyhearts。Whoknows?——\"
Andinthepointsofsuspensewhichheplacedafterthisreticenceinhismind,therelayIknownotwhatflatteringideas。
Meanwhile,fromtimetotime,ashepassedthelastgroupsofbourgeoisclosingtheirdoors,hecaughtsomescrapsoftheirconversation,whichbrokethethreadofhispleasanthypotheses。
Nowitwastwooldmenaccostingeachother。
\"Doyouknowthatitiscold,MasterThibautFernicle?\"
Gringoirehadbeenawareofthissincethebeginningofthewinter。
\"Yes,indeed,MasterBonifaceDisome!Arewegoingtohaveawintersuchaswehadthreeyearsago,in’80,whenwoodcosteightsousthemeasure?\"
\"Bah!that’snothing,MasterThibaut,comparedwiththewinterof1407,whenitfrozefromSt。Martin’sDayuntilCandlemas!andsocoldthatthepenoftheregistraroftheparliamentfrozeeverythreewords,intheGrandChamber!
whichinterruptedtheregistrationofjustice。\"
Furtheronthereweretwofemaleneighborsattheirwindows,holdingcandles,whichthefogcausedtosputter。
\"Hasyourhusbandtoldyouaboutthemishap,MademoisellelaBoudraque?\"
\"No。Whatisit,MademoiselleTurquant?\"
\"ThehorseofM。GillesGodin,thenotaryattheChatelet,tookfrightattheFlemingsandtheirprocession,andoverturnedMasterPhilippeAvrillot,laymonkoftheCélestins。\"
\"Really?\"
\"Actually。\"
\"Abourgeoishorse!’tisrathertoomuch!Ifithadbeenacavalryhorse,wellandgood!\"
Andthewindowswereclosed。ButGringoirehadlostthethreadofhisideas,nevertheless。
Fortunately,hespeedilyfounditagain,andheknottedittogetherwithoutdifficulty,thankstothegypsy,thankstoDjali,whostillwalkedinfrontofhim;twofine,delicate,andcharmingcreatures,whosetinyfeet,beautifulforms,andgracefulmannershewasengagedinadmiring,almostconfusingtheminhiscontemplation;believingthemtobebothyounggirls,fromtheirintelligenceandgoodfriendship;regardingthembothasgoats,——sofarasthelightness,agility,anddexterityoftheirwalkwereconcerned。
Butthestreetswerebecomingblackerandmoredesertedeverymoment。Thecurfewhadsoundedlongago,anditwasonlyatrareintervalsnowthattheyencounteredapasser-byinthestreet,oralightinthewindows。Gringoirehadbecomeinvolved,inhispursuitofthegypsy,inthatinextricablelabyrinthofalleys,squares,andclosedcourtswhichsurroundtheancientsepulchreoftheSaints-Innocents,andwhichresemblesaballofthreadtangledbyacat。\"Herearestreetswhichpossessbutlittlelogic!\"saidGringoire,lostinthethousandsofcircuitswhichreturneduponthemselvesincessantly,butwheretheyounggirlpursuedaroadwhichseemedfamiliartoher,withouthesitationandwithastepwhichbecameevermorerapid。Asforhim,hewouldhavebeenutterlyignorantofhissituationhadhenotespied,inpassing,attheturnofastreet,theoctagonalmassofthepilloryofthefishmarkets,theopen-worksummitofwhichthrewitsblack,frettedoutlinesclearlyuponawindowwhichwasstilllightedintheRueVerdelet。
Theyounggirl’sattentionhadbeenattractedtohimforthelastfewmoments;shehadrepeatedlyturnedherheadtowardshimwithuneasiness;shehadevenoncecometoastandstill,andtakingadvantageofarayoflightwhichescapedfromahalf-openbakerytosurveyhimintently,fromheadtofoot,then,havingcastthisglance,Gringoirehadseenhermakethatlittlepoutwhichhehadalreadynoticed,afterwhichshepassedon。
ThislittlepouthadfurnishedGringoirewithfoodforthought。Therewascertainlybothdisdainandmockeryinthatgracefulgrimace。Sohedroppedhishead,begantocountthepaving-stones,andtofollowtheyounggirlatalittlegreaterdistance,when,attheturnofastreet,whichhadcausedhimtolosesightofher,heheardherutterapiercingcry。
Hehastenedhissteps。
Thestreetwasfullofshadows。Nevertheless,atwistoftowsoakedinoil,whichburnedinacageatthefeetoftheHolyVirginatthestreetcorner,permittedGringoiretomakeoutthegypsystrugglinginthearmsoftwomen,whowereendeavoringtostiflehercries。Thepoorlittlegoat,ingreatalarm,loweredhishornsandbleated。
\"Help!gentlemenofthewatch!\"shoutedGringoire,andadvancedbravely。Oneofthemenwhoheldtheyounggirlturnedtowardshim。ItwastheformidablevisageofQuasimodo。
Gringoiredidnottaketoflight,butneitherdidheadvanceanotherstep。
Quasimodocameuptohim,tossedhimfourpacesawayonthepavementwithabackwardturnofthehand,andplungedrapidlyintothegloom,bearingtheyounggirlfoldedacrossonearmlikeasilkenscarf。Hiscompanionfollowedhim,andthepoorgoatranafterthemall,bleatingplaintively。
\"Murder!murder!\"shriekedtheunhappygypsy。
\"Halt,rascals,andyieldmethatwench!\"suddenlyshoutedinavoiceofthunder,acavalierwhoappearedsuddenlyfromaneighboringsquare。
Itwasacaptainoftheking’sarchers,armedfromheadtofoot,withhisswordinhishand。
HetorethegypsyfromthearmsofthedazedQuasimodo,threwheracrosshissaddle,andatthemomentwhentheterriblehunchback,recoveringfromhissurprise,rusheduponhimtoregainhisprey,fifteenorsixteenarchers,whofollowedtheircaptainclosely,madetheirappearance,withtheirtwo-edgedswordsintheirfists。Itwasasquadoftheking’spolice,whichwasmakingtherounds,byorderofMessireRobertd’Estouteville,guardoftheprovostshipofParis。
Quasimodowassurrounded,seized,garroted;heroared,hefoamedatthemouth,hebit;andhaditbeenbroaddaylight,thereisnodoubtthathisfacealone,renderedmorehideousbywrath,wouldhaveputtheentiresquadtoflight。Butbynighthewasdeprivedofhismostformidableweapon,hisugliness。
Hiscompanionhaddisappearedduringthestruggle。
Thegypsygracefullyraisedherselfuprightupontheofficer’ssaddle,placedbothhandsupontheyoungman’sshoulders,andgazedfixedlyathimforseveralseconds,asthoughenchantedwithhisgoodlooksandwiththeaidwhichhehadjustrenderedher。Thenbreakingsilencefirst,shesaidtohim,makinghersweetvoicestillsweeterthanusual,——
\"Whatisyourname,monsieurlegendarme?\"
\"CaptainPhoebusdeChateaupers,atyourservice,mybeauty!\"
repliedtheofficer,drawinghimselfup。
\"Thanks,\"saidshe。
AndwhileCaptainPhoebuswasturninguphismoustacheinBurgundianfashion,sheslippedfromthehorse,likeanarrowfallingtoearth,andfled。
Aflashoflightningwouldhavevanishedlessquickly。
\"NombrillofthePope!\"saidthecaptain,causingQuasimodo’sstrapstobedrawntighter,\"Ishouldhavepreferredtokeepthewench。\"
\"Whatwouldyouhave,captain?\"saidonegendarme。\"Thewarblerhasfled,andthebatremains。\"
CHAPTERV。
RESULTOFTHEDANGERS。
Gringoire,thoroughlystunnedbyhisfall,remainedonthepavementinfrontoftheHolyVirginatthestreetcorner。
Littlebylittle,heregainedhissenses;atfirst,forseveralminutes,hewasfloatinginasortofhalf-somnolentrevery,whichwasnotwithoutitscharm,inwhichaerielfiguresofthegypsyandhergoatwerecoupledwithQuasimodo’sheavyfist。Thisstatelastedbutashorttime。Adecidedlyvividsensationofcoldinthepartofhisbodywhichwasincontactwiththepavement,suddenlyarousedhimandcausedhisspirittoreturntothesurface。
\"Whencecomesthischill?\"hesaidabruptly,tohimself。
Hethenperceivedthathewaslyinghalfinthemiddleofthegutter。
\"Thatdevilofahunchbackedcyclops!\"hemutteredbetweenhisteeth;andhetriedtorise。Buthewastoomuchdazedandbruised;hewasforcedtoremainwherehewas。
Moreover,hishandwastolerablyfree;hestoppeduphisnoseandresignedhimself。
\"ThemudofParis,\"hesaidtohimself——fordecidedlyhethoughtthathewassurethatthegutterwouldprovehisrefugeforthenight;andwhatcanonedoinarefuge,exceptdream?——\"themudofParisisparticularlystinking;itmustcontainagreatdealofvolatileandnitricsalts。That,moreover,istheopinionofMasterNicholasFlamel,andofthealchemists——\"
Theword\"alchemists\"suddenlysuggestedtohismindtheideaofArchdeaconClaudeFrollo。Herecalledtheviolentscenewhichhehadjustwitnessedinpart;thatthegypsywasstrugglingwithtwomen,thatQuasimodohadacompanion;
andthemoroseandhaughtyfaceofthearchdeaconpassedconfusedlythroughhismemory。\"Thatwouldbestrange!\"
hesaidtohimself。Andonthatfactandthatbasishebegantoconstructafantasticedificeofhypothesis,thatcard-castleofphilosophers;then,suddenlyreturningoncemoretoreality,\"Come!I’mfreezing!\"heejaculated。
Theplacewas,infact,becominglessandlesstenable。
EachmoleculeofthegutterboreawayamoleculeofheatradiatingfromGringoire’sloins,andtheequilibriumbetweenthetemperatureofhisbodyandthetemperatureofthebrook,begantobeestablishedinroughfashion。
Quiteadifferentannoyancesuddenlyassailedhim。Agroupofchildren,thoselittlebare-footedsavageswhohavealwaysroamedthepavementsofParisundertheeternalnameof~gamins~,andwho,whenwewerealsochildrenourselves,threwstonesatallofusintheafternoon,whenwecameoutofschool,becauseourtrouserswerenottorn——aswarmoftheseyoungscampsrushedtowardsthesquarewhereGringoirelay,withshoutsandlaughterwhichseemedtopaybutlittleheedtothesleepoftheneighbors。Theyweredraggingafterthemsomesortofhideoussack;andthenoiseoftheirwoodenshoesalonewouldhaverousedthedead。Gringoirewhowasnotquitedeadyet,halfraisedhimself。
\"Ohé,HennequinDandéche!Ohè,JehanPincebourde!\"
theyshoutedindeafeningtones,\"oldEustacheMoubon,themerchantatthecorner,hasjustdied。We’vegothisstrawpallet,we’regoingtohaveabonfireoutofit。It’stheturnoftheFlemishto-day!\"
Andbehold,theyflungthepalletdirectlyuponGringoire,besidewhomtheyhadarrived,withoutespyinghim。Atthesametime,oneofthemtookahandfulofstrawandsetofftolightitatthewickofthegoodVirgin。
\"S’death!\"growledGringoire,\"amIgoingtobetoowarmnow?\"
Itwasacriticalmoment。Hewascaughtbetweenfireandwater;hemadeasuperhumaneffort,theeffortofacounterfeiterofmoneywhoisonthepointofbeingboiled,andwhoseekstoescape。Herosetohisfeet,flungasidethestrawpalletuponthestreeturchins,andfled。
\"HolyVirgin!\"shriekedthechildren;\"’tisthemerchant’sghost!\"
Andtheyfledintheirturn。
Thestrawmattressremainedmasterofthefield。Belleforet,FatherLeJuge,andCorrozetaffirmthatitwaspickeduponthemorrow,withgreatpomp,bytheclergyofthequarter,andbornetothetreasuryofthechurchofSaintOpportune,wherethesacristan,evenaslateas1789,earnedatolerablyhandsomerevenueoutofthegreatmiracleoftheStatueoftheVirginatthecorneroftheRueMauconseil,whichhad,byitsmerepresence,onthememorablenightbetweenthesixthandseventhofJanuary,1482,exorcisedthedefunctEustacheMoubon,who,inordertoplayatrickonthedevil,hadathisdeathmaliciouslyconcealedhissoulinhisstrawpallet。
CHAPTERVI。
THEBROKENJUG。
Afterhavingrunforsometimeatthetopofhisspeed,withoutknowingwhither,knockinghisheadagainstmanyastreetcorner,leapingmanyagutter,traversingmanyanalley,manyacourt,manyasquare,seekingflightandpassagethroughallthemeanderingsoftheancientpassagesoftheHalles,exploringinhispanicterrorwhatthefineLatinofthemapscalls~totavia,cheminumetviaria~,ourpoetsuddenlyhaltedforlackofbreathinthefirstplace,andinthesecond,becausehehadbeencollared,afterafashion,byadilemmawhichhadjustoccurredtohismind。\"Itstrikesme,MasterPierreGringoire,\"hesaidtohimself,placinghisfingertohisbrow,\"thatyouarerunninglikeamadman。Thelittlescampsarenolessafraidofyouthanyouareofthem。Itstrikesme,Isay,thatyouheardtheclatteroftheirwoodenshoesfleeingsouthward,whileyouwerefleeingnorthward。Now,oneoftwothings,eithertheyhavetakenflight,andthepallet,whichtheymusthaveforgottenintheirterror,ispreciselythathospitablebedinsearchofwhichyouhavebeenrunningeversincemorning,andwhichmadametheVirginmiraculouslysendsyou,inordertorecompenseyouforhavingmadeamoralityinherhonor,accompaniedbytriumphsandmummeries;orthechildrenhavenottakenflight,andinthatcasetheyhaveputthebrandtothepallet,andthatispreciselythegoodfirewhichyouneedtocheer,dry,andwarmyou。Ineithercase,goodfireorgoodbed,thatstrawpalletisagiftfromheaven。TheblessedVirginMariewhostandsatthecorneroftheRueMauconseil,couldonlyhavemadeEustacheMoubondieforthatexpresspurpose;anditisfollyonyourparttofleethuszigzag,likeaPicardbeforeaFrenchman,leavingbehindyouwhatyouseekbeforeyou;
andyouareafool!\"
Thenheretracedhissteps,andfeelinghiswayandsearching,withhisnosetothewindandhisearsonthealert,hetriedtofindtheblessedpalletagain,butinvain。Therewasnothingtobefoundbutintersectionsofhouses,closedcourts,andcrossingsofstreets,inthemidstofwhichhehesitatedanddoubtedincessantly,beingmoreperplexedandentangledinthismedleyofstreetsthanhewouldhavebeeneveninthelabyrinthoftheH?teldesTournelles。Atlengthhelostpatience,andexclaimedsolemnly:\"Cursedbecrossroads!
’tisthedevilwhohasmadethemintheshapeofhispitchfork!\"
Thisexclamationaffordedhimalittlesolace,andasortofreddishreflectionwhichhecaughtsightofatthatmoment,attheextremityofalongandnarrowlane,completedtheelevationofhismoraltone。\"Godbepraised!\"saidhe,\"Thereitisyonder!Thereismypalletburning。\"Andcomparinghimselftothepilotwhosuffersshipwreckbynight,\"~Salve~,\"
headdedpiously,\"~salve,marisstella~!\"
DidheaddressthisfragmentoflitanytotheHolyVirgin,ortothepallet?Weareutterlyunabletosay。
Hehadtakenbutafewstepsinthelongstreet,whichslopeddownwards,wasunpaved,andmoreandmoremuddyandsteep,whenhenoticedaverysingularthing。Itwasnotdeserted;hereandtherealongitsextentcrawledcertainvagueandformlessmasses,alldirectingtheircoursetowardsthelightwhichflickeredattheendofthestreet,likethoseheavyinsectswhichdragalongbynight,frombladetobladeofgrass,towardstheshepherd’sfire。
Nothingrendersonesoadventurousasnotbeingabletofeeltheplacewhereone’spocketissituated。Gringoirecontinuedtoadvance,andhadsoonjoinedthatoneoftheformswhichdraggedalongmostindolently,behindtheothers。Ondrawingnear,heperceivedthatitwasnothingelsethanawretchedleglesscrippleinabowl,whowashoppingalongonhistwohandslikeawoundedfield-spiderwhichhasbuttwolegsleft。Atthemomentwhenhepassedclosetothisspeciesofspiderwithahumancountenance,itraisedtowardshimalamentablevoice:\"~Labuonamancia,signor!labuonamancia~!\"*
*Alms。
\"Deucetakeyou,\"saidGringoire,\"andmewithyou,ifI
knowwhatyoumean!\"
Andhepassedon。
Heovertookanotheroftheseitinerantmasses,andexaminedit。Itwasanimpotentman,bothhaltandcrippled,andhaltandcrippledtosuchadegreethatthecomplicatedsystemofcrutchesandwoodenlegswhichsustainedhim,gavehimtheairofamason’sscaffoldingonthemarch。Gringoire,wholikednobleandclassicalcomparisons,comparedhiminthoughttothelivingtripodofVulcan。
Thislivingtripodsalutedhimashepassed,butstoppinghishatonalevelwithGringoire’schin,likeashavingdish,whileheshoutedinthelatter’sears:\"~Senorcabellero,paracomprarunpedasodepan~!\"*
*Givemethemeanstobuyabitofbread,sir。
\"Itappears,\"saidGringoire,\"thatthisonecanalsotalk;
but’tisarudelanguage,andheismorefortunatethanIifheunderstandsit。\"Then,smitinghisbrow,inasuddentransitionofideas:\"Bytheway,whatthedeucedidtheymeanthismorningwiththeirEsmeralda?\"
Hewasmindedtoaugmenthispace,butforthethirdtimesomethingbarredhisway。Thissomethingor,rather,someonewasablindman,alittleblindfellowwithabearded,Jewishface,who,rowingawayinthespaceabouthimwithastick,andtowedbyalargedog,dronedthroughhisnosewithaHungarianaccent:\"~Facitotecaritatem~!\"
\"Well,now,\"saidGringoire,\"here’soneatlastwhospeaksaChristiantongue。Imusthaveaverycharitableaspect,sincetheyaskalmsofmeinthepresentleanconditionofmypurse。Myfriend,\"andheturnedtowardstheblindman,\"Isoldmylastshirtlastweek;thatistosay,sinceyouunderstandonlythelanguageofCicero:~Vendidihebdomadenupertransitameamultimamchemisan~。\"
Thatsaid,heturnedhisbackupontheblindman,andpursuedhisway。Buttheblindmanbegantoincreasehisstrideatthesametime;and,behold!thecrippleandtheleglessman,inhisbowl,cameupontheirsideingreathaste,andwithgreatclamorofbowlandcrutches,uponthepavement。
Thenallthree,jostlingeachotheratpoorGringoire’sheels,begantosingtheirsongtohim,——
\"~Caritatem~!\"chantedtheblindman。
\"~Labuonamancia~!\"chantedthecrippleinthebowl。
Andthelamemantookupthemusicalphrasebyrepeating:
\"~Unpedasodepan~!\"
Gringoirestoppeduphisears。\"Oh,towerofBabel!\"heexclaimed。
Hesetouttorun。Theblindmanran!Thelamemanran!Thecrippleinthebowlran!
Andthen,inproportionasheplungeddeeperintothestreet,cripplesinbowls,blindmenandlamemen,swarmedabouthim,andmenwithonearm,andwithoneeye,andtheleprouswiththeirsores,someemergingfromlittlestreetsadjacent,somefromtheair-holesofcellars,howling,bellowing,yelping,alllimpingandhalting,allflingingthemselvestowardsthelight,andhumpedupinthemire,likesnailsafterashower。
Gringoire,stillfollowedbyhisthreepersecutors,andnotknowingverywellwhatwastobecomeofhim,marchedalonginterroramongthem,turningoutforthelame,steppingoverthecripplesinbowls,withhisfeetimbeddedinthatant-hilloflamemen,liketheEnglishcaptainwhogotcaughtinthequicksandofaswarmofcrabs。
Theideaoccurredtohimofmakinganefforttoretracehissteps。Butitwastoolate。Thiswholelegionhadclosedinbehindhim,andhisthreebeggarsheldhimfast。Soheproceeded,impelledbothbythisirresistibleflood,byfear,andbyavertigowhichconvertedallthisintoasortofhorribledream。
Atlasthereachedtheendofthestreet。Itopeneduponanimmenseplace,whereathousandscatteredlightsflickeredintheconfusedmistsofnight。Gringoireflewthither,hopingtoescape,bytheswiftnessofhislegs,fromthethreeinfirmspectreswhohadclutchedhim。
\"~Ondevas,hombre~?\"Whereareyougoing,myman?
criedthecripple,flingingawayhiscrutches,andrunningafterhimwiththebestlegsthatevertracedageometricalstepuponthepavementsofParis。
Inthemeantimetheleglessman,erectuponhisfeet,crownedGringoirewithhisheavyironbowl,andtheblindmanglaredinhisfacewithflamingeyes!
\"WhereamI?\"saidtheterrifiedpoet。
\"IntheCourtofMiracles,\"repliedafourthspectre,whohadaccostedthem。
\"Uponmysoul,\"resumedGringoire,\"Icertainlydobeholdtheblindwhosee,andthelamewhowalk,butwhereistheSaviour?\"
Theyrepliedbyaburstofsinisterlaughter。
Thepoorpoetcasthiseyesabouthim。Itwas,intruth,thatredoubtableCourdesMiracles,whitheranhonestmanhadneverpenetratedatsuchanhour;themagiccirclewheretheofficersoftheChateletandthesergeantsoftheprovostship,whoventuredthither,disappearedinmorsels;acityofthieves,ahideouswartonthefaceofParis;asewer,fromwhichescapedeverymorning,andwhitherreturnedeverynighttocrouch,thatstreamofvices,ofmendicancyandvagabondagewhichalwaysoverflowsinthestreetsofcapitals;
amonstroushive,towhichreturnedatnightfall,withtheirbooty,allthedronesofthesocialorder;alyinghospitalwherethebohemian,thedisfrockedmonk,theruinedscholar,thene’er-do-wellsofallnations,Spaniards,Italians,Germans,——ofallreligions,Jews,Christians,Mahometans,idolaters,coveredwithpaintedsores,beggarsbyday,weretransformedbynightintobrigands;animmensedressing-room,inaword,where,atthatepoch,theactorsofthateternalcomedy,whichtheft,prostitution,andmurderplayuponthepavementsofParis,dressedandundressed。
Itwasavastplace,irregularandbadlypaved,likeallthesquaresofParisatthatdate。Fires,aroundwhichswarmedstrangegroups,blazedhereandthere。Everyonewasgoing,coming,andshouting。Shrilllaughterwastobeheard,thewailingofchildren,thevoicesofwomen。Thehandsandheadsofthisthrong,blackagainsttheluminousbackground,outlinedagainstitathousandeccentricgestures。Attimes,upontheground,wheretrembledthelightofthefires,mingledwithlarge,indefiniteshadows,onecouldbeholdadogpassing,whichresembledaman,amanwhoresembledadog。
Thelimitsofracesandspeciesseemedeffacedinthiscity,asinapandemonium。Men,women,beasts,age,sex,health,maladies,allseemedtobeincommonamongthesepeople;
allwenttogether,theymingled,confounded,superposed;
eachonethereparticipatedinall。
ThepoorandflickeringflamesofthefirepermittedGringoiretodistinguish,amidhistrouble,allaroundtheimmenseplace,ahideousframeofancienthouses,whosewormeaten,shrivelled,stuntedfa?ades,eachpiercedwithoneortwolightedatticwindows,seemedtohim,inthedarkness,likeenormousheadsofoldwomen,rangedinacircle,monstrousandcrabbed,winkingastheylookedonattheWitches’Sabbath。
Itwaslikeanewworld,unknown,unheardof,misshapen,creeping,swarming,fantastic。
Gringoire,moreandmoreterrified,clutchedbythethreebeggarsasbythreepairsoftongs,dazedbyathrongofotherfaceswhichfrothedandyelpedaroundhim,unhappyGringoireendeavoredtosummonhispresenceofmind,inordertorecallwhetheritwasaSaturday。Buthiseffortswerevain;thethreadofhismemoryandofhisthoughtwasbroken;and,doubtingeverything,waveringbetweenwhathesawandwhathefelt,heputtohimselfthisunanswerablequestion,——
\"IfIexist,doesthisexist?ifthisexists,doIexist?\"
Atthatmoment,adistinctcryaroseinthebuzzingthrongwhichsurroundedhim,\"Let’stakehimtotheking!let’stakehimtotheking!\"
\"HolyVirgin!\"murmuredGringoire,\"thekingheremustbearam。\"
\"Totheking!totheking!\"repeatedallvoices。
Theydraggedhimoff。Eachviedwiththeotherinlayinghisclawsuponhim。Butthethreebeggarsdidnotloosetheirholdandtorehimfromtherest,howling,\"Hebelongstous!\"
Thepoet’salreadysicklydoubletyieldeditslastsighinthisstruggle。
Whiletraversingthehorribleplace,hisvertigovanished。
Aftertakingafewsteps,thesentimentofrealityreturnedtohim。Hebegantobecomeaccustomedtotheatmosphereoftheplace。Atthefirstmomenttherehadarisenfromhispoet’shead,or,simplyandprosaically,fromhisemptystomach,amist,avapor,sotospeak,which,spreadingbetweenobjectsandhimself,permittedhimtocatchaglimpseofthemonlyintheincoherentfogofnightmare,——inthoseshadowsofdreamswhichdistorteveryoutline,agglomeratingobjectsintounwieldygroups,dilatingthingsintochimeras,andmenintophantoms。Littlebylittle,thishallucinationwassucceededbyalessbewilderedandexaggeratingview。
Realitymadeitswaytothelightaroundhim,struckhiseyes,struckhisfeet,anddemolished,bitbybit,allthatfrightfulpoetrywithwhichhehad,atfirst,believedhimselftobesurrounded。HewasforcedtoperceivethathewasnotwalkingintheStyx,butinmud,thathewaselbowednotbydemons,butbythieves;thatitwasnothissoulwhichwasinquestion,buthislifesincehelackedthatpreciousconciliator,whichplacesitselfsoeffectuallybetweenthebanditandthehonestman——apurse。Inshort,onexaminingtheorgymoreclosely,andwithmorecoolness,hefellfromthewitches’sabbathtothedram-shop。
TheCourdesMiracleswas,infact,merelyadram-shop;
butabrigand’sdram-shop,reddenedquiteasmuchwithbloodaswithwine。
Thespectaclewhichpresenteditselftohiseyes,whenhisraggedescortfinallydepositedhimattheendofhistrip,wasnotfittedtobearhimbacktopoetry,eventothepoetryofhell。Itwasmorethanevertheprosaicandbrutalrealityofthetavern。Werewenotinthefifteenthcentury,wewouldsaythatGringoirehaddescendedfromMichaelAngelotoCallot。
Aroundagreatfirewhichburnedonalarge,circularflagstone,theflamesofwhichhadheatedred-hotthelegsofatripod,whichwasemptyforthemoment,somewormeatentableswereplaced,hereandthere,haphazard,nolackeyofageometricalturnhavingdeignedtoadjusttheirparallelism,ortoseetoitthattheydidnotmaketoounusualangles。
Uponthesetablesgleamedseveraldrippingpotsofwineandbeer,androundthesepotsweregroupedmanybacchicvisages,purplewiththefireandthewine。Therewasamanwithahugebellyandajovialface,noisilykissingawomanofthetown,thicksetandbrawny。Therewasasortofshamsoldier,a\"naquois,\"astheslangexpressionruns,whowaswhistlingasheundidthebandagesfromhisfictitiouswound,andremovingthenumbnessfromhissoundandvigorousknee,whichhadbeenswathedsincemorninginathousandligatures。Ontheotherhand,therewasawretchedfellow,preparingwithcelandineandbeef’sblood,his\"legofGod,\"
forthenextday。Twotablesfurtheron,apalmer,withhispilgrim’scostumecomplete,waspractisingthelamentoftheHolyQueen,notforgettingthedroneandthenasaldrawl。
Furtheron,ayoungscampwastakingalessoninepilepsyfromanoldpretender,whowasinstructinghimintheartoffoamingatthemouth,bychewingamorselofsoap。Besidehim,amanwiththedropsywasgettingridofhisswelling,andmakingfourorfivefemalethieves,whoweredisputingatthesametable,overachildwhohadbeenstolenthatevening,holdtheirnoses。Allcircumstanceswhich,twocenturieslater,\"seemedsoridiculoustothecourt,\"asSauvalsays,\"thattheyservedasapastimetotheking,andasanintroductiontotheroyalballetofNight,dividedintofourpartsanddancedonthetheatreofthePetit-Bourbon。\"\"Never,\"
addsaneyewitnessof1653,\"havethesuddenmetamorphosesoftheCourtofMiraclesbeenmorehappilypresented。
Benseradepreparedusforitbysomeverygallantverses。\"
Loudlaughtereverywhere,andobscenesongs。Eachoneheldhisowncourse,carpingandswearing,withoutlisteningtohisneighbor。Potsclinked,andquarrelssprangupattheshockofthepots,andthebrokenpotsmaderentsintherags。
Abigdog,seatedonhistail,gazedatthefire。Somechildrenweremingledinthisorgy。Thestolenchildweptandcried。Another,abigboyfouryearsofage,seatedwithlegsdangling,uponabenchthatwastoohighforhim,beforeatablethatreachedtohischin,andutteringnotaword。A
third,gravelyspreadingoutuponthetablewithhisfinger,themeltedtallowwhichdrippedfromacandle。Lastofall,alittlefellowcrouchinginthemud,almostlostinacauldron,whichhewasscrapingwithatile,andfromwhichhewasevokingasoundthatwouldhavemadeStradivariusswoon。
Nearthefirewasahogshead,andonthehogsheadabeggar。
Thiswasthekingonhisthrone。
ThethreewhohadGringoireintheirclutchesledhiminfrontofthishogshead,andtheentirebacchanalroutfellsilentforamoment,withtheexceptionofthecauldroninhabitedbythechild。
Gringoiredaredneitherbreathenorraisehiseyes。
\"~Hombre,quitatusombrero~!\"saidoneofthethreeknaves,inwhosegrasphewas,and,beforehehadcomprehendedthemeaning,theotherhadsnatchedhishat——awretchedheadgear,itistrue,butstillgoodonasunnydayorwhentherewasbutlittlerain。Gringoiresighed。
Meanwhilethekingaddressedhim,fromthesummitofhiscask,——
\"Whoisthisrogue?\"
Gringoireshuddered。Thatvoice,althoughaccentuatedbymenace,recalledtohimanothervoice,which,thatverymorning,haddealtthedeathblowtohismystery,bydrawling,nasally,inthemidstoftheaudience,\"Charity,please!\"
Heraisedhishead。ItwasindeedClopinTrouillefou。
ClopinTrouillefou,arrayedinhisroyalinsignia,woreneitheroneragmorenoroneragless。Thesoreuponhisarmhadalreadydisappeared。Heheldinhishandoneofthosewhipsmadeofthongsofwhiteleather,whichpolicesergeantsthenusedtorepressthecrowd,andwhichwerecalled~boullayes~。Onhisheadheworeasortofheadgear,boundroundandclosedatthetop。Butitwasdifficulttomakeoutwhetheritwasachild’scaporaking’scrown,thetwothingsboresostrongaresemblancetoeachother。
MeanwhileGringoire,withoutknowingwhy,hadregainedsomehope,onrecognizingintheKingoftheCourdesMiracleshisaccursedmendicantoftheGrandHall。
\"Master,\"stammeredhe;\"monseigneur——sire——howoughtItoaddressyou?\"hesaidatlength,havingreachedtheculminatingpointofhiscrescendo,andknowingneitherhowtomounthigher,nortodescendagain。
\"Monseigneur,hismajesty,orcomrade,callmewhatyouplease。Butmakehaste。Whathaveyoutosayinyourowndefence?\"
\"Inyourowndefence?\"thoughtGringoire,\"thatdispleasesme。\"Heresumed,stuttering,\"Iamhe,whothismorning——\"
\"Bythedevil’sclaws!\"interruptedClopin,\"yourname,knave,andnothingmore。Listen。Youareinthepresenceofthreepowerfulsovereigns:myself,ClopinTrouillefou,KingofThunes,successortotheGrandCo?sre,supremesuzerainoftheRealmofArgot;MathiasHunyadiSpicali,DukeofEgyptandofBohemia,theoldyellowfellowwhomyouseeyonder,withadishcloutroundhishead;GuillaumeRousseau,EmperorofGalilee,thatfatfellowwhoisnotlisteningtousbutcaressingawench。Weareyourjudges。
YouhaveenteredtheKingdomofArgot,withoutbeingan~argotier~;youhaveviolatedtheprivilegesofourcity。Youmustbepunishedunlessyouarea~capon~,a~franc-mitou~ora~rifodé~;thatistosay,intheslangofhonestfolks,——athief,abeggar,oravagabond。Areyouanythingofthatsort?
Justifyyourself;announceyourtitles。\"
\"Alas!\"saidGringoire,\"Ihavenotthathonor。Iamtheauthor——\"
\"Thatissufficient,\"resumedTrouillefou,withoutpermittinghimtofinish。\"Youaregoingtobehanged。’Tisaverysimplematter,gentlemenandhonestbourgeois!asyoutreatourpeopleinyourabode,sowetreatyouinours!Thelawwhichyouapplytovagabonds,vagabondsapplytoyou。
’Tisyourfaultifitisharsh。Onereallymustbeholdthegrimaceofanhonestmanabovethehempencollarnowandthen;thatrendersthethinghonorable。Come,friend,divideyourragsgaylyamongthesedamsels。Iamgoingtohaveyouhangedtoamusethevagabonds,andyouaretogivethemyourpursetodrinkyourhealth。Ifyouhaveanymummerytogothroughwith,there’saverygoodGodtheFatherinthatmortaryonder,instone,whichwestolefromSaint-PierreauxBoeufs。Youhavefourminutesinwhichtoflingyoursoulathishead。\"
Theharanguewasformidable。
\"Wellsaid,uponmysoul!ClopinTrouillefoupreachesliketheHolyFatherthePope!\"exclaimedtheEmperorofGalilee,smashinghispotinordertopropuphistable。
\"Messeigneurs,emperors,andkings,\"saidGringoirecoollyforIknownothow,firmnesshadreturnedtohim,andhespokewithresolution,\"don’tthinkofsuchathing;mynameisPierreGringoire。IamthepoetwhosemoralitywaspresentedthismorninginthegrandhalloftheCourts。\"
\"Ah!soitwasyou,master!\"saidClopin。\"Iwasthere,~xêteDieu~!Well!comrade,isthatanyreason,becauseyouboredustodeaththismorning,thatyoushouldnotbehungthisevening?\"
\"Ishallfinddifficultyingettingoutofit,\"saidGringoiretohimself。Nevertheless,hemadeonemoreeffort:\"Idon’tseewhypoetsarenotclassedwithvagabonds,\"saidhe。
\"Vagabond,Aesopuscertainlywas;Homeruswasabeggar;
Mercuriuswasathief——\"
Clopininterruptedhim:\"Ibelievethatyouaretryingtoblarneyuswithyourjargon。Zounds!letyourselfbehung,anddon’tkickupsucharowoverit!\"
\"Pardonme,monseigneur,theKingofThunes,\"repliedGringoire,disputingthegroundfootbyfoot。\"Itisworthtrouble——Onemoment!——Listentome——Youarenotgoingtocondemnmewithouthavingheardme\"——
Hisunluckyvoicewas,infact,drownedintheuproarwhichrosearoundhim。Thelittleboyscrapedawayathiscauldronwithmorespiritthanever;and,tocrownall,anoldwomanhadjustplacedonthetripodafrying-panofgrease,whichhissedawayonthefirewithanoisesimilartothecryofatroopofchildreninpursuitofamasker。
Inthemeantime,ClopinTrouillefouappearedtoholdamomentaryconferencewiththeDukeofEgypt,andtheEmperorofGalilee,whowascompletelydrunk。Thenheshoutedshrilly:\"Silence!\"and,asthecauldronandthefrying-pandidnotheedhim,andcontinuedtheirduet,hejumpeddownfromhishogshead,gaveakicktotheboiler,whichrolledtenpacesawaybearingthechildwithit,akicktothefrying-pan,whichupsetinthefirewithallitsgrease,andgravelyremountedhisthrone,withouttroublinghimselfaboutthestifledtearsofthechild,orthegrumblingoftheoldwoman,whosesupperwaswastingawayinafinewhiteflame。
Trouillefoumadeasign,andtheduke,theemperor,andthepassedmastersofpickpockets,andtheisolatedrobbers,cameandrangedthemselvesaroundhiminahorseshoe,ofwhichGringoire,stillroughlyheldbythebody,formedthecentre。Itwasasemicircleofrags,tatters,tinsel,pitchforks,axes,legsstaggeringwithintoxication,huge,barearms,facessordid,dull,andstupid。InthemidstofthisRoundTableofbeggary,ClopinTrouillefou,——asthedogeofthissenate,asthekingofthispeerage,asthepopeofthisconclave,——
dominated;firstbyvirtueoftheheightofhishogshead,andnextbyvirtueofanindescribable,haughty,fierce,andformidableair,whichcausedhiseyestoflash,andcorrectedinhissavageprofilethebestialtypeoftheraceofvagabonds。Onewouldhavepronouncedhimaboaramidaherdofswine。
\"Listen,\"saidhetoGringoire,fondlinghismisshapenchinwithhishornyhand;\"Idon’tseewhyyoushouldnotbehung。Itistruethatitappearstoberepugnanttoyou;anditisverynatural,foryoubourgeoisarenotaccustomedtoit。
Youformforyourselvesagreatideaofthething。Afterall,wedon’twishyouanyharm。Hereisameansofextricatingyourselffromyourpredicamentforthemoment。Willyoubecomeoneofus?\"
ThereadercanjudgeoftheeffectwhichthispropositionproduceduponGringoire,whobeheldlifeslippingawayfromhim,andwhowasbeginningtolosehisholduponit。Heclutchedatitagainwithenergy。
\"CertainlyIwill,andrightheartily,\"saidhe。
\"Doyouconsent,\"resumedClopin,\"toenrollyourselfamongthepeopleoftheknife?\"
\"Oftheknife,precisely,\"respondedGringoire。
\"Yourecognizeyourselfasamemberofthefreebourgeoisie?\"*
addedtheKingofThunes。
*Ahigh-tonedsharper。
\"Ofthefreebourgeoisie。\"
\"SubjectoftheKingdomofArgot?\"
\"OftheKingdomofArgot*。\"
*Thieves。
\"Avagabond?\"
\"Avagabond。\"
\"Inyoursoul?\"
\"Inmysoul。\"
\"Imustcallyourattentiontothefact,\"continuedtheking,\"thatyouwillbehungallthesame。\"
\"Thedevil!\"saidthepoet。
\"Only,\"continuedClopinimperturbably,\"youwillbehunglateron,withmoreceremony,attheexpenseofthegoodcityofParis,onahandsomestonegibbet,andbyhonestmen。
Thatisaconsolation。\"
\"Justso,\"respondedGringoire。
\"Thereareotheradvantages。Inyourqualityofahigh-tonedsharper,youwillnothavetopaythetaxesonmud,orthepoor,orlanterns,towhichthebourgeoisofParisaresubject。\"
\"Sobeit,\"saidthepoet。\"Iagree。Iamavagabond,athief,asharper,amanoftheknife,anythingyouplease;andIamallthatalready,monsieur,KingofThunes,forIamaphilosopher;~etomniainphilosophia,omnesinphilosophocontinentur~,——allthingsarecontainedinphilosophy,allmeninthephilosopher,asyouknow。\"
TheKingofThunesscowled。
\"Whatdoyoutakemefor,myfriend?WhatHungarianJewpatterareyoujabberingatus?Idon’tknowHebrew。
Oneisn’taJewbecauseoneisabandit。Idon’tevenstealanylonger。I’mabovethat;Ikill。Cut-throat,yes;
cutpurse,no。\"
Gringoiretriedtoslipinsomeexcusebetweenthesecurtwords,whichwrathrenderedmoreandmorejerky。
\"Iaskyourpardon,monseigneur。ItisnotHebrew;’tisLatin。\"
\"Itellyou,\"resumedClopinangrily,\"thatI’mnotaJew,andthatI’llhaveyouhung,bellyofthesynagogue,likethatlittleshopkeeperofJudea,whoisbyyourside,andwhomI
entertainstronghopesofseeingnailedtoacounteroneofthesedays,likethecounterfeitcointhatheis!\"
Sosaying,hepointedhisfingeratthelittle,beardedHungarianJewwhohadaccostedGringoirewithhis~facitotecaritatem~,andwho,understandingnootherlanguagebeheldwithsurprisetheKingofThunes’sill-humoroverflowuponhim。
AtlengthMonsieurClopincalmeddown。
\"Soyouwillbeavagabond,youknave?\"hesaidtoourpoet。
\"Ofcourse,\"repliedthepoet。
\"Willingisnotall,\"saidthesurlyClopin;\"goodwilldoesn’tputoneonionthemoreintothesoup,and’tisgoodfornothingexcepttogotoParadisewith;now,Paradiseandthethieves’bandaretwodifferentthings。Inordertobereceivedamongthethieves,*youmustprovethatyouaregoodforsomething,andforthatpurpose,youmustsearchthemanikin。\"
*L’argot。
\"I’llsearchanythingyoulike,\"saidGringoire。
Clopinmadeasign。Severalthievesdetachedthemselvesfromthecircle,andreturnedamomentlater。Theybroughttwothickposts,terminatedattheirlowerextremitiesinspreadingtimbersupports,whichmadethemstandreadilyupontheground;totheupperextremityofthetwopoststheyfittedacross-beam,andthewholeconstitutedaveryprettyportablegibbet,whichGringoirehadthesatisfactionofbeholdingrisebeforehim,inatwinkling。Nothingwaslacking,noteventherope,whichswunggracefullyoverthecross-beam。
\"Whataretheygoingtodo?\"Gringoireaskedhimselfwithsomeuneasiness。Asoundofbells,whichheheardatthatmoment,putanendtohisanxiety;itwasastuffedmanikin,whichthevagabondsweresuspendingbytheneckfromtherope,asortofscarecrowdressedinred,andsohungwithmule-bellsandlargerbells,thatonemighthavetrickedoutthirtyCastilianmuleswiththem。Thesethousandtinybellsquiveredforsometimewiththevibrationoftherope,thengraduallydiedaway,andfinallybecamesilentwhenthemanikinhadbeenbroughtintoastateofimmobilitybythatlawofthependulumwhichhasdethronedthewaterclockandthehour-glass。
ThenClopin,pointingouttoGringoirearicketyoldstoolplacedbeneaththemanikin,——
\"Climbupthere。\"
\"Deathofthedevil!\"objectedGringoire;\"Ishallbreakmyneck。YourstoollimpslikeoneofMartial’sdistiches;
ithasonehexameterlegandonepentameterleg。\"
\"Climb!\"repeatedClopin。
Gringoiremountedthestool,andsucceeded,notwithoutsomeoscillationsofheadandarms,inregaininghiscentreofgravity。
\"Now,\"wentontheKingofThunes,\"twistyourrightfootroundyourleftleg,andriseonthetipofyourleftfoot。\"
\"Monseigneur,\"saidGringoire,\"soyouabsolutelyinsistonmybreakingsomeoneofmylimbs?\"
Clopintossedhishead。
\"Harkye,myfriend,youtalktoomuch。Here’sthegistofthematterintwowords:youaretoriseontiptoe,asI
tellyou;inthatwayyouwillbeabletoreachthepocketofthemanikin,youwillrummageit,youwillpulloutthepursethatisthere,——andifyoudoallthiswithoutourhearingthesoundofabell,alliswell:youshallbeavagabond。
Allweshallthenhavetodo,willbetothrashyousoundlyforthespaceofaweek。\"
\"~Ventre-Dieu~!Iwillbecareful,\"saidGringoire。\"AndsupposeIdomakethebellssound?\"
\"Thenyouwillbehanged。Doyouunderstand?\"
\"Idon’tunderstandatall,\"repliedGringoire。
\"Listen,oncemore。Youaretosearchthemanikin,andtakeawayitspurse;ifasinglebellstirsduringtheoperation,youwillbehung。Doyouunderstandthat?\"
\"Good,\"saidGringoire;\"Iunderstandthat。Andthen?\"
\"Ifyousucceedinremovingthepursewithoutourhearingthebells,youareavagabond,andyouwillbethrashedforeightconsecutivedays。Youunderstandnow,nodoubt?\"
\"No,monseigneur;Inolongerunderstand。Whereistheadvantagetome?hangedinonecase,cudgelledintheother?\"
\"Andavagabond,\"resumedClopin,\"andavagabond;isthatnothing?Itisforyourinterestthatweshouldbeatyou,inordertohardenyoutoblows。\"
\"Manythanks,\"repliedthepoet。
\"Come,makehaste,\"saidtheking,stampinguponhiscask,whichresoundedlikeahugedrum!Searchthemanikin,andlettherebeanendtothis!Iwarnyouforthelasttime,thatifIhearasinglebell,youwilltaketheplaceofthemanikin。\"
ThebandofthievesapplaudedClopin’swords,andarrangedthemselvesinacircleroundthegibbet,withalaughsopitilessthatGringoireperceivedthatheamusedthemtoomuchnottohaveeverythingtofearfromthem。Nohopewasleftforhim,accordingly,unlessitweretheslightchanceofsucceedingintheformidableoperationwhichwasimposeduponhim;hedecidedtoriskit,butitwasnotwithoutfirsthavingaddressedaferventprayertothemanikinhewasabouttoplunder,andwhowouldhavebeeneasiertomovetopitythanthevagabonds。Thesemyriadbells,withtheirlittlecoppertongues,seemedtohimlikethemouthsofsomanyasps,openandreadytostingandtohiss。
\"Oh!\"hesaid,inaverylowvoice,\"isitpossiblethatmylifedependsontheslightestvibrationoftheleastofthesebells?Oh!\"headded,withclaspedhands,\"bells,donotring,hand-bellsdonotclang,mule-bellsdonotquiver!\"
HemadeonemoreattemptuponTrouillefou。
\"Andifthereshouldcomeagustofwind?\"
\"Youwillbehanged,\"repliedtheother,withouthesitation。
Perceivingthatnorespite,norreprieve,norsubterfugewaspossible,hebravelydecideduponhiscourseofaction;hewoundhisrightfootroundhisleftleg,raisedhimselfonhisleftfoot,andstretchedouthisarm:butatthemomentwhenhishandtouchedthemanikin,hisbody,whichwasnowsupportedupononelegonly,waveredonthestoolwhichhadbutthree;hemadeaninvoluntaryefforttosupporthimselfbythemanikin,losthisbalance,andfellheavilytotheground,deafenedbythefatalvibrationofthethousandbellsofthemanikin,which,yieldingtotheimpulseimpartedbyhishand,describedfirstarotarymotion,andthenswayedmajesticallybetweenthetwoposts。
\"Malediction!\"hecriedashefell,andremainedasthoughdead,withhisfacetotheearth。