TheMajor’sgravitywasquiteupsetatthisabsurdnotion。andhelaughedoutrageously。Why，thefactis，sir，saidI，thatmyfriendPogson，knowingthevalueofthetitleofCaptain，andbeingcomplimentedbytheBaronessonhiswarlikeappearance，said，boldly，hewasinthearmy。Heonlyassumedtherankinordertodazzleherweakimagination，neverfancyingthattherewasahusband，andacircleoffriends，withwhomhewasafterwardstomakeanacquaintance。andthen，youknow，itwastoolatetowithdraw。
Aprettypickleyouhaveputyourselfin，Mr。Pogson，bymakinglovetoothermen’swives，andcallingyourselfnames，saidtheMajor，whowasrestoredtogoodhumor。Andpray，whoisthehonorablegent？
TheEarlofCinqbars’son，saysPogson，theHonorableTomRingwood。
Ithoughtitwassomesuchcharacter。andtheBaronistheBarondeFlorval-Delval？
Theverysame。
Andhiswifeablack-hairedwoman，withaprettyfootandankle。
callsherselfAthenais。andisalwaystalkingabouthertrente-deuxans？Why，sir，thatwomanwasanactressontheBoulevard，whenwewereherein’15。She’snomorehiswifethanIam。Delval’snameisChicot。ThewomanisalwaystravellingbetweenLondonandParis：IsawshewashookingyouatCalais。shehashookedtenmen，inthecourseofthelasttwoyears，inthisveryway。Shelentyoumoney，didn’tshe？Yes。Andsheleansonyourshoulder，andwhispers，’Playhalfforme，’andsomebodywinsit，andthepoorthingisassorryasyouare，andherhusbandstormsandrages，andinsistsondoublestakes。andsheleansoveryourshoulderagain，andtellseverycardinyourhandtoyouradversary，andthat’sthewayit’sdone，Mr。Pogson。
I’vebeen’AD，IseeI’ave，saidPogson，veryhumbly。
Well，sir，saidtheMajor，inconsideration，notofyou，sir——
for，givemeleavetotellyou，Mr。Pogson，thatyouareapitifullittlescoundrel——inconsiderationformyLordCinqbars，sir，withwhom，Iamproudtosay，Iamintimate，theMajordearlylovedalord，andwas，byhisownshowing，acquaintedwithhalfthepeerage，Iwillaidyouinthisaffair。Yourcursedvanity，sir，andwantofprinciple，hassetyou，inthefirstplace，intriguingwithothermen’swives。andifyouhadbeenshotforyourpains，abulletwouldhaveonlyservedyouright，sir。Youmustgoaboutasanimpostor，sir，insociety。andyoupayrichlyforyourswindling，sir，bybeingswindledyourself：but，asIthinkyourpunishmenthasbeenalreadyprettysevere，Ishalldomybest，outofregardformyfriend，LordCinqbars，topreventthemattergoinganyfarther。andIrecommendyoutoleavePariswithoutdelay。Nowletmewishyouagoodmorning——WherewithBritishmadeamajesticbow，andbegangivingthelasttouchtohisvarnishedboots。
Wedeparted：poorSamperfectlysilentandchapfallen。andI
meditatingonthewisdomofthehalf-payphilosopher，andwonderingwhatmeanshewouldemploytorescuePogsonfromhisfate。
WhatthesemeanswereIknownot。butMr。RingwooddidNOTmakehisappearanceatsix。and，ateight，aletterarrivedforMr。Pogson，commercialtraveller，&c。&c。Itwasblankinside，butcontainedhistwobills。Mr。Ringwoodlefttown，almostimmediately，forVienna。nordidtheMajorexplainthecircumstanceswhichcausedhisdeparture。buthemutteredsomethingaboutknewsomeofhisoldtricks，threatenedpolice，andmadehimdisgorgedirectly。
Mr。Ringwoodis，asyet，youngathistrade。andIhaveoftenthoughtitwasverygreenofhimtogiveupthebillstotheMajor，who，certainly，wouldneverhavepressedthematterbeforethepolice，outofrespectforhisfriend，LordCinqbars。
THEFETESOFJULY。
INALETTERTOTHEEDITOROFTHEBUNGAYBEACON。
PARIS，July30th，1839。
WehavearrivedherejustintimeforthefetesofJuly——Youhaveread，nodoubt，ofthatgloriousrevolutionwhichtookplaceherenineyearsago，andwhichisnowcommemoratedannually，inaprettyfacetiousmanner，bygun-firing，student-processions，pole-
climbing-for-silver-spoons，gold-watchesandlegs-of-mutton，monarchicalorations，andwhatnot，andsanctioned，moreover，byChamber-of-Deputies，withagrantofacoupleofhundredthousandfrancstodefraytheexpensesofallthecrackers，gun-firings，andlegs-of-muttonaforesaid。ThereisanewfountaininthePlaceLouisQuinze，otherwisecalledthePlaceLouisSeize，orelsethePlacedelaRevolution，orelsethePlacedelaConcordewhocansaywhy？——which，Iamtold，istorunbadwineduringcertainhoursto-morrow，andthereWOULDhavebeenareviewoftheNationalGuardsandtheLine——only，sincetheFieschibusiness，reviewsarenojoke，andsothislatterpartofthefestivityhasbeendiscontinued。
Doyounotlaugh，OPharosofBungay，atthecontinuanceofahumbugsuchasthis？——atthehumbugginganniversaryofahumbug？
TheKingoftheBarricadesis，nexttotheEmperorNicholas，themostabsoluteSovereigninEurope。yetthereisnotinthewholeofthisfairkingdomofFranceasinglemanwhocaressixpenceabouthim，orhisdynasty：except，mayhap，afewhangers-onattheChateau，whoeathisdinners，andputtheirhandsinhispurse。
ThefeelingofloyaltyisasdeadasoldCharlestheTenth。theChambershavebeenlaughedat，thecountryhasbeenlaughedat，allthesuccessiveministrieshavebeenlaughedatandyouknowwhoisthewagthathasamusedhimselfwiththemall。and，behold，herecomethreedaysattheendofJuly，andcannonsthinkitnecessarytofireoff，squibsandcrackerstoblazeandfizz，fountainstorunwine，kingstomakespeeches，andsubjectstocrawlupgreasymats-de-cocagneintokenofgratitudeandrejouissancepublique！——
Mydearsir，intheiraptitudetoswallow，toutter，toenacthumbugs，theseFrenchpeople，fromMajestydownwards，beatalltheothernationsofthisearth。Inlookingatthesemen，theirmanners，dresses，opinions，politics，actions，history，itisimpossibletopreserveagravecountenance。insteadofhavingCarlyletowriteaHistoryoftheFrenchRevolution，IoftenthinkitshouldbehandedovertoDickensorTheodoreHook：andoh！whereistheRabelaistobethefaithfulhistorianofthelastphaseoftheRevolution——thelastgloriousnineyearsofwhichwearenowcommemoratingthelastgloriousthreedays？
Ihadmadeavownottosayasyllableonthesubject，althoughI
haveseen，withmyneighbors，allthegingerbreadstallsdowntheChampsElysees，andsomeofthecatafalqueserectedtothememoryoftheheroesofJuly，wherethestudentsandothers，notconnectedpersonallywiththevictims，andnothavingintheleastprofitedbytheirdeaths，comeandweep。butthegriefshownonthefirstdayisquiteasabsurdandfictitiousasthejoyexhibitedonthelast。Thesubjectisonewhichadmitsofmuchwholesomereflectionandfoodformirth。and，besides，issorichlytreatedbytheFrenchthemselves，thatitwouldbeasinandashametopassitover。Allowmetohavethehonoroftranslating，foryouredification，anaccountofthefirstday’sproceedings——itismightyamusing，tomythinking。
CELEBRATIONOFTHEDAYSOFJULY。
To-daySaturday，funeralceremonies，inhonorofthevictimsofJuly，wereheldinthevariousedificesconsecratedtopublicworship。
Theseedifices，withtheexceptionofsomechurchesespeciallythatofthePetits-Peres，wereuniformlyhungwithblackontheoutside。thehangingsboreonlythisinscription：27，28，29July，1830——surroundedbyawreathofoak-leaves。
IntheinterioroftheCatholicchurches，ithadonlybeenthoughtpropertodressLITTLECATAFALQUES，asforburialsofthethirdandfourthclass。Veryfewclergyattended。butaconsiderablenumberoftheNationalGuard。
TheSynagogueoftheIsraeliteswasentirelyhungwithblack。andagreatconcourseofpeopleattended。Theservicewasperformedwiththegreatestpomp。
IntheProtestanttemplestherewaslikewiseaveryfullattendance：APOLOGETICALDISCOURSESontheRevolutionofJulywerepronouncedbythepastors。
TheabsenceofM。deQuelenArchbishopofParis，andofmanymembersofthesuperiorclergy，wasremarkedatNotreDame。
Thecivilauthoritiesattendedserviceintheirseveraldistricts。
Thepoles，ornamentedwithtri-coloredflags，whichformerlywereplacedonNotreDame，were，itwasremarked，suppressed。TheflagsonthePontNeufwere，duringtheceremony，onlyhalf-masthigh，andcoveredwithcrape。
Etcaetera，etcaetera，etcaetera。
ThetombsoftheLouvrewerecoveredwithblackhangings，andadornedwithtri-coloredflags。Infrontandinthemiddlewaserectedanexpiatorymonumentofapyramidicalshape，andsurmountedbyafuneralvase。
ThesetombswereguardedbytheMUNICIPALGUARD，THETROOPSOFTHE
LINE，THESERGENSDEVILLEtownpatrol，ANDABRIGADEOFAGENTS
OFPOLICEINPLAINCLOTHES，undertheordersofpeace-officerVassal。
Betweenelevenandtwelveo’clock，someyoungmen，tothenumberof400or500，assembledonthePlacedelaBourse，oneofthembearingatri-coloredbannerwithaninscription，’TOTHEMANESOF
JULY：’rangingthemselvesinorder，theymarchedfiveabreasttotheMarchedesInnocens。Ontheirarrival，theMunicipalGuardsoftheHalleauxDraps，wheretheposthadbeendoubled，issuedoutwithoutarms，andthetown-sergeantsplacedthemselvesbeforethemarkettopreventtheentryoftheprocession。Theyoungmenpassedinperfectorder，andwithoutsayingaword——onlyliftingtheirhatsastheydefiledbeforethetombs。WhentheyarrivedattheLouvretheyfoundthegatesshut，andthegardenevacuated。
Thetroopswereunderarms，andformedinbattalion。
Afterthepassageoftheprocession，theGardenwasagainopentothepublic。
Andtheeveningandthemorningwerethefirstday。
There’snothingseriousinmortality：isthere，fromthebeginningofthisaccounttotheendthereof，aughtbutsheer，open，monstrous，undisguisedhumbug？Isaid，before，thatyoushouldhaveahistoryofthesepeoplebyDickensorTheodoreHook，butthereislittleneedofprofessedwags——donotthemenwritetheirowntalewithanadmirableSancho-likegravityandnaivete，whichonecouldnotdesireimproved？HowgoodisthattouchofslyindignationabouttheLITTLECATAFALQUES！howrichthecontrastpresentedbytheeconomyoftheCatholicstothesplendiddisregardofexpenseexhibitedbythedevoutJews！andhowtouchingtheAPOLOGETICALDISCOURSESontheRevolution，deliveredbytheProtestantpastors！FancytheprofoundafflictionoftheGardesMunicipaux，theSergensdeVille，thepoliceagentsinplainclothes，andthetroopswithfixedbayonets，sobbingroundtheexpiatorymonumentsofapyramidicalshape，surmountedbyfuneralvases，andcompelled，bysadduty，tofireintothepublicwhomightwishtoindulgeinthesamewoe！OmanesofJuly！thephraseisprettyandgrammaticalwhydidyouwithsharpbulletsbreakthoseLouvrewindows？Whydidyoubayonetred-coatedSwissbehindthatfairwhitefacade，and，bravingcannon，musket，sabre，perspectiveguillotine，burstyonderbronzegates，rushthroughthatpeacefulpicture-gallery，andhurlroyalty，loyalty，andathousandyearsofKings，head-over-heelsoutofyonderTuileries’
windows？
Itis，youwillallow，alittledifficulttosay：——thereis，however，ONEbenefitthatthecountryhasgainedasforlibertyofpress，orperson，diminishedtaxation，ajusterrepresentation，whoeverthinksofthem？——ONEbenefittheyhavegained，ornearly——
abolitiondelapeine-de-mortpourdelitpolitique：nomorewickedguillotiningforrevolutions。AFrenchmanmusthavehisrevolution——
itishisnaturetoknockdownomnibusesinthestreet，andacrossthemtofireattroopsoftheline——itisasintobalkit。DidnottheKingsendoffRevolutionaryPrinceNapoleoninacoach-and-four？
Didnotthejury，beforethefaceofGodandJustice，proclaimRevolutionaryColonelVaudreynotguilty？——Onemayhope，soon，thatifamanshowsdecentcourageandenergyinhalfadozenemeutes，hewillgetpromotionandapremium。
Idonotalthough，perhaps，partialtothesubject，wanttotalkmorenonsensethantheoccasionwarrants，andwillprayyoutocastyoureyesoverthefollowinganecdote，thatisnowgoingtheroundofthepapers，andrespectsthecommutationofthepunishmentofthatwretched，fool-hardyBarbes，who，onhistrial，seemedtoinvitethepenaltywhichhasjustbeenremittedtohim。Yourecollectthebraggart’sspeech：WhentheIndianfallsintothepoweroftheenemy，heknowsthefatethatawaitshim，andsubmitshisheadtotheknife：——IamtheIndian！
Well——
M。HugowasattheOperaonthenightthesentenceoftheCourtofPeers，condemningBarbestodeath，waspublished。Thegreatpoetcomposedthefollowingverses：——
’Parvotreangeenvolee，ainsiqu’unecolombe，Parleroyalenfant，douxetfreleroseau，Graceencoreunefois！Graceaunomdelatombe！
Graceaunomduberceau！’*
M。VictorHugowrotethelinesoutinstantlyonasheetofpaper，whichhefolded，andsimplydespatchedthemtotheKingoftheFrenchbythepenny-post。
Thattrulyisanoblevoice，whichcanatallhoursthusspeaktothethrone。Poetry，inolddays，wascalledthelanguageoftheGods——itisbetternamednow——itisthelanguageoftheKings。
ButtheclemencyoftheKinghadanticipatedtheletterofthePoet。HisMajestyhadsignedthecommutationofBarbes，whilethepoetwasstillwriting。
LouisPhilipperepliedtotheauthorof’RuyBlas’mostgraciously，thathehadalreadysubscribedtoawishsonoble，andthattheverseshadonlyconfirmedhispreviousdispositiontomercy。
*Translatedforthebenefitofcountrygentlemen：——
Byyourangelflownawayjustlikeadove，Bytheroyalinfant，thatfrailandtenderreed，Pardonyetoncemore！Pardoninthenameofthetomb！
Pardoninthenameofthecradle！
Nowincountrieswherefoolsmostabound，didoneeverreadofmoremonstrous，palpablefolly？Inanycountry，savethis，wouldapoetwhochosetowritefourcrack-brainedverses，comparinganangeltoadove，andalittleboytoareed，andcallinguponthechiefmagistrate，inthenameoftheangel，ordovethePrincessMary，inhertomb，andthelittleinfantinhiscradle，tospareacriminal，havereceivedagraciousanswertohisnonsense？Wouldhehaveeverdespatchedthenonsense？andwouldanyjournalisthavebeensillyenoughtotalkofthenoblevoicethatcouldthusspeaktothethrone，andthenoblethronethatcouldreturnsuchanobleanswertothenoblevoice？Yougetnothingdoneheregravelyanddecently。Tawdrystagetricksareplayed，andbraggadocioclaptrapsuttered，oneveryoccasion，howeversacredorsolemn：inthefaceofdeath，asbyBarbeswithhishideousIndianmetaphor。
intheteethofreason，asbyM。VictorHugowithhistwopenny-postpoetry。andofjustice，asbytheKing’sabsurdreplytothisabsurddemand！SupposetheCountofParistobetwentytimesareed，andthePrincessMaryahostofangels，isthatanyreasonwhythelawshouldnothaveitscourse？JusticeistheGodofourlowerworld，ourgreatomnipresentguardian：assuchitmoves，orshouldmoveonmajestic，awful，irresistible，havingnopassions——
likeaGod：but，intheverymidstofthepathacrosswhichitistopass，lo！M。VictorHugotripsforward，smirking，andsays，OdivineJustice！Iwilltroubleyoutolistentothefollowingtriflingeffusionofmine：——
Parvotreangeenvolee，ainsiqu’une，&c。
AwfulJusticestops，and，bowinggravely，listenstoM。Hugo’sverses，and，withtrueFrenchpoliteness，says，MoncherMonsieur，theseversesarecharming，ravissans，delicieux，and，comingfromsuchacelebritelitteraireasyourself，shallmeetwitheverypossibleattention——infact，hadIrequiredanythingtoconfirmmyownpreviousopinions，thischarmingpoemwouldhavedoneso。Bonjour，moncherMonsieurHugo，aurevoir！——andtheypart：——Justicetakingoffhishatandbowing，andtheauthorofRuyBlasquiteconvincedthathehasbeentreatingwithhimd’egalenegal。IcanhardlybringmymindtofancythatanythingisseriousinFrance——
itseemstobeallrant，tinsel，andstage-play。Shamliberty，shammonarchy，shamglory，shamjustice，——oudiabledonclaveriteva-t-ellesenicher？……
ThelastrocketofthefeteofJulyhasjustmounted，exploded，madeaportentousbang，andemittedagorgeousshowofbluelights，andthenlikemanyreputationsdisappearedtotally：thehundredthgunontheInvalidterracehasuttereditslastroar——andagreatcomfortitisforeyesandearsthatthefestivalisover。Weshallbeabletogoaboutoureverydaybusinessagain，andnotbehustledbythegendarmesorthecrowd。
ThesightwhichIhavejustcomeawayfromisasbrilliant，happy，andbeautifulascanbeconceived。andifyouwanttoseeFrenchpeopletothegreatestadvantage，youshouldgotoafestivallikethis，wheretheirmanners，andinnocentgayety，showaverypleasingcontrasttothecoarseandvulgarhilaritywhichthesameclasswouldexhibitinourowncountry——atEpsomracecourse，forinstance，orGreenwichFair。ThegreatestnoisethatIheardwasthatofacompanyofjollyvillagersfromaplaceintheneighborhoodofParis，who，assoonasthefireworkswereover，formedthemselvesintoaline，threeorfourabreast，andsomarchedsinginghome。Asforthefireworks，squibsandcrackersareveryhardtodescribe，andverylittlewastobeseenofthem：
tome，theprettiestsightwasthevast，orderly，happycrowd，thenumberofchildren，andtheextraordinarycareandkindnessoftheparentstowardstheselittlecreatures。Itdoesonegoodtoseehonest，heavyepiciers，fathersoffamilies，playingwiththemintheTuileries，or，asto-night，bearingthemstoutlyontheirshoulders，throughmanylonghours，inorderthatthelittleonestoomayhavetheirshareofthefun。JohnBull，Ifear，ismoreselfish：hedoesnottakeMrs。Bulltothepublic-house。butleavesher，forthemostpart，totakecareofthechildrenathome。
Thefete，then，isover。thepompousblackpyramidattheLouvreisonlyaskeletonnow。alltheflagshavebeenmiraculouslywhiskedawayduringthenight，andthefinechandelierswhichglittereddowntheChampsElyseesforfullhalfamile，havebeenconsignedtotheirdensanddarkness。Willtheyeverbereproducedforothercelebrationsoftheglorious29thofJuly？——Ithinknot。theGovernmentwhichvowedthatthereshouldbenomorepersecutionsofthepress，was，onthatvery29th，seizingaLegitimistpaper，forsomerealorfanciedoffenceagainstit：ithadseized，andwasseizingdaily，numbersofpersonsmerelysuspectedofbeingdisaffectedandyoumayfancyhowlibertyisunderstood，whensomeoftheseprisoners，theotherday，oncomingtotrial，werefoundguiltyandsentencedtoONEday’simprisonment，afterTHIRTY-SIX
DAYS’DETENTIONONSUSPICION。IthinktheGovernmentwhichfollowssuchasystem，cannotbeveryanxiousaboutanyfartherrevolutionaryfetes，andthattheChambermayreasonablyrefusetovotemoremoneyforthem。Whyshouldmenbesomightyproudofhaving，onacertainday，cutacertainnumberoftheirfellow-
countrymen’sthroats？TheGuardsandtheLineemployedthistimenineyearsdidnomorethanthosewhocannonadedthestarvingLyonnese，orbayonetedthelucklessinhabitantsoftheRueTransnounain：——theydidbutfulfilthesoldier’shonorableduty：——
hissuperiorsbidhimkillandhekilleth：——perhaps，hadhegonetohisworkwithalittlemoreheart，theresultwouldhavebeendifferent，andthen——wouldtheconqueringpartyhavebeenjustifiedinannuallyrejoicingovertheconquered？WouldwehavethoughtCharlesX。justifiedincausingfireworkstobeblazed，andconcertstobesung，andspeechestobespouted，incommemorationofhisvictoryoverhisslaughteredcountrymen？——Iwishformyparttheywouldallowthepeopletogoabouttheirbusinessasontheother362daysoftheyear，andleavetheChampsElyseesfreefortheomnibusestorun，andtheTuileries’inquiet，sothatthenurse-maidsmightcomeasusual，andthenewspapersbereadforahalfpennyapiece。
ShallItroubleyouwithanaccountofthespeculationsoftheselatter，andthestateofthepartieswhichtheyrepresent？Thecomplicationisnotalittlecurious，andmayform，perhaps，asubjectofgraverdisquisition。TheJulyfetesoccupy，asyoumayimagine，aconsiderablepartoftheircolumnsjustnow，anditisamusingtofollowthemonebyone。toreadTweedledum’spraise，andTweedledee’sindignation——toread，intheDebatshowtheKingwasreceivedwithshoutsandloyalvivats——intheNation，hownotatonguewaswaggedinhispraise，but，ontheinstantofhisdeparture，howthepeoplecalledfortheMarseillaiseandapplaudedTHAT——Butbestsaynomoreaboutthefete。TheLegitimistswerealwaysindignantatit。ThehighPhilippistpartysneersatanddespisesit。theRepublicanshateit：itseemsajokeagainstTHEM。Whycontinueit？——Iftherebeanythingsacredinthenameandideaofloyalty，whyrenewthisfete？Itonlyshowshowarightfulmonarchwashurledfromhisthrone，andadexteroususurperstolehispreciousdiadem。Iftherebeanythingnobleinthememoryofaday，whencitizens，unusedtowar，roseagainstpractisedveterans，and，armedwiththestrengthoftheircause，overthrewthem，whyspeakofitnow？orrenewthebitterrecollectionsofthebootlessstruggleandvictory？OLafayette！
Oherooftwoworlds！OaccomplishedCromwellGrandison！youhavetoanswerformorethananymortalmanwhohasplayedapartinhistory：tworepublicsandonemonarchydoestheworldowetoyou。
andespeciallygratefulshouldyourcountrybetoyou。Didyounot，in’90，makeclearthepathforhonestRobespierre，andin’30，preparethewayfor……
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ONTHEFRENCHSCHOOLOFPAINTING：
WITHAPPROPRIATEANECDOTES，ILLUSTRATIONS，ANDPHILOSOPHICAL
DISQUISITIONS。
INALETTERTOMR。MACGILP，OFLONDON。
ThethreecollectionsofpicturesattheLouvre，theLuxembourg，andtheEcoledesBeauxArts，containanumberofspecimensofFrenchart，sinceitscommencementalmost，andgivethestrangeraprettyfairopportunitytostudyandappreciatetheschool。TheFrenchlistofpainterscontainssomeverygoodnames——noverygreatones，exceptPoussinunlesstheadmirersofClaudechoosetorankhimamonggreatpainters，——andIthinktheschoolwasneverinsoflourishingaconditionasitisatthepresentday。Theysaytherearethreethousandartistsinthistownalone：oftheseahandsomeminoritypaintnotmerelytolerably，butwellunderstandtheirbusiness：drawthefigureaccurately。sketchwithcleverness。
andpaintportraits，churches，orrestaurateurs’shops，inadecentmanner。
ToaccountforasuperiorityoverEnglandwhich，Ithink，asregardsart，isincontestable——itmustberememberedthatthepainter’strade，inFrance，isaverygoodone。betterappreciated，betterunderstood，and，generally，farbetterpaidthanwithus。
Thereareadozenexcellentschoolswhichaladmayenterhere，and，undertheeyeofapractisedmaster，learntheapprenticeshipofhisartatanexpenseofabouttenpoundsayear。InEnglandthereisnoschoolexcepttheAcademy，unlessthestudentcanaffordtopayaverylargesum，andplacehimselfunderthetuitionofsomeparticularartist。Here，ayoungman，forhistenpounds，hasallsortsofaccessoryinstruction，models，&c……andhasfurther，andfornothing，numberlessincitementstostudyhisprofessionwhicharenottobefoundinEngland：——thestreetsarefilledwithpicture-shops，thepeoplethemselvesarepictureswalkingabout。thechurches，theatres，eating-houses，concert-roomsarecoveredwithpictures：Natureitselfisinclinedmorekindlytohim，fortheskyisathousandtimesmorebrightandbeautiful，andthesunshinesforthegreaterpartoftheyear。Addtothis，incitementsmoreselfish，butquiteaspowerful：aFrenchartistispaidveryhandsomely。forfivehundredayearismuchwhereallarepoor。andhasarankinsocietyratherabovehismeritsthanbelowthem，beingcaressedbyhostsandhostessesinplaceswheretitlesarelaughedatandabaronisthoughtofnomoreaccountthanabanker’sclerk。
Thelifeoftheyoungartisthereistheeasiest，merriest，dirtiestexistencepossible。HecomestoParis，probablyatsixteen，fromhisprovince。hisparentssettlefortypoundsayearonhim，andpayhismaster。heestablisheshimselfinthePaysLatin，orinthenewquarterofNotreDamedeLorettewhichisquitepeopledwithpainters。hearrivesathisatelieratatolerablyearlyhour，andlaborsamongascoreofcompanionsasmerryandpoorashimself。Eachgentlemanhashisfavoritetobacco-pipe。andthepicturesarepaintedinthemidstofacloudofsmoke，andadinofpunsandchoiceFrenchslang，andaroarofchoruses，ofwhichnoonecanformanideawhohasnotbeenpresentatsuchanassembly。
Youseehereeveryvarietyofcoiffurethathaseverbeenknown。
Someyoungmenofgeniushaveringletshangingovertheirshoulders——youmaysmellthetobaccowithwhichtheyarescentedacrossthestreet。somehavestraightlocks，black，oily，andredundant。somehavetoupetsinthefamousLouis-Philippefashion。
somearecroppedclose。somehaveadoptedthepresentmode——whichhewhowouldfollowmust，inordertodoso，parthishairinthemiddle，greaseitwithgrease，andgumitwithgum，andironitflatdownoverhisears。whenarrivedattheears，youtakethetongsandmakeacoupleofrangesofcurlscloseroundthewholehead，——suchcurlsasyoumayseeunderagiltthree-corneredhat，andinherBritannicMajesty’scoachman’sstatewig。
Thisisthelastfashion。Asforthebeards，thereisnoendofthem。allmyfriendstheartistshavebeardswhocanraisethem。
andNature，thoughshehasratherstintedthebodiesandlimbsoftheFrenchnation，hasbeenveryliberaltothemofhair，asyoumayseebythefollowingspecimen。Fancytheseheadsandbeardsunderallsortsofcaps——Chinesecaps，Mandarincaps，Greekskull-
caps，Englishjockey-caps，RussianorKuzzilbashcaps，Middle-agecapssuchasarecalled，inheraldry，capsofmaintenance，Spanishnets，andstripedworstednightcaps。Fancyallthejacketsyouhaveeverseen，andyouhavebeforeyou，aswellaspencandescribe，thecostumesoftheseindescribableFrenchmen。
InthiscompanyandcostumetheFrenchstudentofartpasseshisdaysandacquiresknowledge。howhepasseshisevenings，atwhattheatres，atwhatguinguettes，incompanywithwhatseducinglittlemilliner，thereisnoneedtosay。butIknewonewhopawnedhiscoattogotoacarnivalball，andwalkedabroadverycheerfullyinhisblouseforsixweeks，untilhecouldredeemtheabsentgarment。
TheseyoungmentogetherwiththestudentsofsciencescomportthemselvestowardsthesobercitizenprettymuchastheGermanburschtowardsthephilister，orasthemilitaryman，duringtheempire，didtothepekin：——fromtheheightoftheirpovertytheylookdownuponhimwiththegreatestimaginablescorn——ascorn，I
think，bywhichthecitizenseemsdazzled，forhisrespectfortheartsisintense。ThecaseisverydifferentinEngland，whereagrocer’sdaughterwouldthinkshemadeamisalliancebymarryingapainter，andwherealiterarymaninspiteofallwecansayagainstitranksbelowthatclassofgentrycomposedoftheapothecary，theattorney，thewine-merchant，whosepositions，incountrytownsatleast，aresoequivocal。As，forinstance，myfriendtheRev。JamesAsterisk，whohasanundeniablepedigree，apaternalestate，andalivingtoboot，oncedinedinWarwickshire，incompanywithseveralsquiresandparsonsofthatenlightenedcounty。Asterisk，asusual，madehimselfextraordinarilyagreeableatdinner，anddelightedallpresentwithhislearningandwit。
Whoisthatmonstrouspleasantfellow？saidoneofthesquires。
Don’tyouknow？repliedanother。It’sAsterisk，theauthorofso-and-so，andafamouscontributortosuchandsuchamagazine。
Goodheavens！saidthesquire，quitehorrified！aliteraryman！
Ithoughthehadbeenagentleman！
Anotherinstance：M。Guizot，whenhewasMinisterhere，hadthegrandhoteloftheMinistry，andgaveentertainmentstoallthegreatdeparlemonde，asBrantomesays，andentertainedtheminaproperministerialmagnificence。ThesplendidandbeautifulDuchessofDashwasatoneofhisministerialparties。andwent，afortnightafterwards，asindutybound，topayherrespectstoM。
Guizot。Butithappened，inthisfortnight，thatM。GuizotwasMinisternolonger。havinggivenuphisportfolio，andhisgrandhotel，toretireintoprivatelife，andtooccupyhishumbleapartmentsinthehousewhichhepossesses，andofwhichheletsthegreaterportion。Afriendofminewaspresentatoneoftheex-Minister’ssoirees，wheretheDuchessofDashmadeherappearance。HesaystheDuchess，atherentrance，seemedquiteastounded，andexaminedthepremiseswithamostcuriouswonder。
Twoorthreeshabbylittlerooms，withordinaryfurniture，andaMinisterenretraite，wholivesbylettinglodgings！Inourcountrywaseversuchathingheardof？No，thankheaven！andaBritonoughttobeproudofthedifference。
Buttoourmuttons。Thiscountryissurelytheparadiseofpaintersandpenny-a-liners。andwhenonereadsofM。HoraceVernetatRome，exceedingambassadorsatRomebyhismagnificence，andleadingsuchalifeasRubensorTitiandidofold。whenoneseesM。Thiers’sgrandvillaintheRueSt。Georgeadozenyearsagohewasnotevenapenny-a-liner：nosuchluck。whenonecontemplates，inimagination，M。Gudin，themarinepainter，toolametowalkthroughthepicture-galleryoftheLouvre，accommodated，therefore，withawheel-chair，aprivilegeofprincesonly，andaccompanied——
nay，forwhatIknow，actuallytrundled——downthegallerybymajestyitself——whodoesnotlongtomakeoneofthegreatnation，exchangehisnativetongueforthemelodiousjabberofFrance。or，atleast，adoptitforhisnativecountry，likeMarshalSaxe，Napoleon，andAnacharsisClootz？Noblepeople！theymadeTomPaineadeputy。andasforTomMacaulay，theywouldmakeaDYNASTYofhim。
Well，thisbeingthecase，nowondertherearesomanypaintersinFrance。andhere，atleast，wearebacktothem。AttheEcoleRoyaledesBeauxArts，youseetwoorthreehundredspecimensoftheirperformances。alltheprize-men，since1750，Ithink，beingboundtoleavetheirprizesketchorpicture。CananythinggoodcomeoutoftheRoyalAcademy？isaquestionwhichhasbeenconsiderablymootedinEnglandintheneighborhoodofSuffolkStreetespecially。ThehundredsofFrenchsamplesare，Ithink，notverysatisfactory。Thesubjectsarealmostallwhatarecalledclassical：OrestespursuedbyeveryvarietyofFuries。numbersoflittlewolf-suckingRomuluses。HectorsandAndromachesinacomplicationofpartingembraces，andsoforth。foritwastheabsurdmaximofourforefathers，thatbecausethesesubjectshadbeenthefashiontwentycenturiesago，theymustremainsoinsaeculasaeculorum。becausetotheseloftyheightsgiantshadscaled，beholdtheraceofpigmiesmustgetuponstiltsandjumpatthemlikewise！andonthecanvas，andinthetheatre，theFrenchfrogsexcusethepleasantrywereinstructedtoswelloutandroarasmuchaspossiblelikebulls。
Whatwastheconsequence，mydearfriend？Intryingtomakethemselvesintobulls，thefrogsmakethemselvesintojackasses，asmightbeexpected。Forahundredandtenyearstheclassicalhumbugoppressedthenation。andyoumaysee，inthisgalleryoftheBeauxArts，seventyyears’specimensofthedulnesswhichitengendered。
Now，asNaturemadeeverymanwithanoseandeyesofhisown，shegavehimacharacterofhisowntoo。andyetwe，Ofoolishrace！
musttryourverybesttoapesomeoneortwoofourneighbors，whoseideasfitusnomorethantheirbreeches！Itisthestudyofnature，surely，thatprofitsus，andnotoftheseimitationsofher。Aman，asaman，fromadustmanuptoAeschylus，isGod’swork，andgoodtoread，asallworksofNatureare：butthesillyanimalisnevercontent。isevertryingtofititselfintoanothershape。wantstodenyitsownidentity，andhasnotthecouragetoutteritsownthoughts。BecauseLordByronwaswicked，andquarrelledwiththeworld。andfoundhimselfgrowingfat，andquarrelledwithhisvictuals，andthus，naturally，grewill-
humored，didnothalfEuropegrowill-humoredtoo？Didnoteverypoetfeelhisyoungaffectionswithered，anddespairanddarknesscastuponhissoul？Becausecertainmightymenofoldcouldmakeheroicalstatuesandplays，mustwenotbetoldthatthereisnootherbeautybutclassicalbeauty？——mustnoteverylittlewhipsterofaFrenchpoetchalkyououtplays，Henriades，andsuch-like，andvowthatherewastherealthing，theundeniableKalon？
Theundeniablefiddlestick！Forahundredyears，mydearsir，theworldwashumbuggedbytheso-calledclassicalartists，astheynowarebywhatiscalledtheChristianartofwhichanon。anditiscurioustolookatthepictorialtraditionsasherehandeddown。
Theconsequenceofthemis，thatscarceoneoftheclassicalpicturesexhibitedisworthmuchmorethantwo-and-sixpence。
Borrowedfromstatuary，inthefirstplace，thecolorofthepaintingsseems，asmuchaspossible，toparticipateinit。theyaremostlyofamisty，stonygreen，dismalhue，asiftheyhadbeenpaintedinaworldwherenocolorwas。Ineverypicture，thereare，ofcourse，whitemantles，whiteurns，whitecolumns，whitestatues——thoseobligeaccomplishmentsofthesublime。Therearetheendlessstraightnoses，longeyes，roundchins，shortupperlips，justastheyareruleddownforyouinthedrawing-books，asifthelatterweretherevelationsofbeauty，issuedbysupremeauthority，fromwhichtherewasnoappeal？Whyistheclassicalreigntoendure？WhyisyondersimperingVenusde’Medicistobeourstandardofbeauty，ortheGreektragediestoboundournotionsofthesublime？TherewasnoreasonwhyAgamemnonshouldsetthefashions，andremain[Greektextomitted]toeternity：andthereisaclassicalquotation，whichyoumayhaveoccasionallyheard，beginningVixerefortes，&c。，which，asitaversthattherewereagreatnumberofstoutfellowsbeforeAgamemnon，maynotunreasonablyinduceustoconcludethatsimilarheroesweretosucceedhim。
ShakspearemadeabettermanwhenhisimaginationmouldedthemightyfigureofMacbeth。AndifyouwillmeasureSatanbyPrometheus，theblindoldPuritan’sworkbythatofthefieryGrecianpoet，doesnotMilton’sangelsurpassAeschylus’s——surpasshimbymanyarood？
InthesameschooloftheBeauxArts，wherearetobefoundsuchanumberofpaleimitationsoftheantique，MonsieurThiersandheoughttobethankedforithascausedtobeplacedafull-sizedcopyofTheLastJudgmentofMichelAngelo，andanumberofcastsfromstatuesbythesamesplendidhand。ThereISthesublime，ifyouplease——anewsublime——anoriginalsublime——quiteassublimeastheGreeksublime。Seeyonder，inthemidstofhisangels，theJudgeoftheworlddescendinginglory。andnearhim，beautifulandgentle，andyetindescribablyaugustandpure，theVirginbyhisside。ThereistheMoses，thegrandestfigurethateverwascarvedinstone。Ithasaboutitsomethingfrightfullymajestic，ifonemaysospeak。Inexaminingthis，andtheastonishingpictureofTheJudgment，orevenasinglefigureofit，thespectator’ssenseamountsalmosttopain。IwouldnotliketobeleftinaroomalonewiththeMoses。Howdidtheartistliveamongstthem，andcreatethem？Howdidhesufferthepainfullaborofinvention？Onefanciesthathewouldhavebeenscorchedup，likeSemele，bysightstootremendousforhisvisiontobear。
Onecannotimaginehim，withoursmallphysicalendowmentsandweaknesses，amanlikeourselves。
AsfortheEcoleRoyaledesBeauxArts，then，andallthegooditsstudentshavedone，asstudents，itisstarknaught。Whenthemendidanything，itwasaftertheyhadlefttheacademy，andbeganthinkingforthemselves。Thereisonlyonepictureamongthemanyhundredsthathas，tomyidea，muchmeritacharmingcompositionofHomersinging，signedJourdy。andtheonlygoodthattheAcademyhasdonebyitspupilswastosendthemtoRome，wheretheymightlearnbetterthings。Athome，theintolerable，stupidclassicalities，taughtbymenwho，belongingtotheleasteruditecountryinEurope，werethemselves，fromtheirprofession，theleastlearnedamongtheircountrymen，onlyweighedthepupilsdown，andcrampedtheirhands，theireyes，andtheirimaginations。drovethemawayfromnaturalbeauty，which，thankGod，isfreshandattainablebyusall，to-day，andyesterday，andto-morrow。andsentthemramblingafterartificialgrace，withoutthepropermeansofjudgingorattainingit。
AwordforthebuildingofthePalaisdesBeauxArts。Itisbeautiful，andaswellfinishedandconvenientasbeautiful。Withitslightandelegantfabric，itsprettyfountain，itsarchwayoftheRenaissance，andfragmentsofsculpture，youcanhardlysee，onafineday，aplacemoreriantandpleasing。
PassingfromthenceupthepicturesqueRuedeSeine，letuswalktotheLuxembourg，wherebonnes，students，grisettes，andoldgentlemenwithpigtails，lovetowanderinthemelancholy，quaintoldgardens。wherethepeershaveanewandcomfortablecourtofjustice，tojudgealltheemeuteswhicharetotakeplace。andwhere，aseverybodyknows，isthepicture-galleryofmodernFrenchartists，whomgovernmentthinksworthyofpatronage。
Averygreatproportionofthepictures，asweseebythecatalogue，arebythestudentswhoseworkswehavejustbeentovisitattheBeauxArts，andwho，havingperformedtheirpilgrimagetoRome，havetakenrankamongtheprofessorsoftheart。Idon’tknowamorepleasingexhibition。fortherearenotadozenreallybadpicturesinthecollection，someverygood，andtherestshowinggreatskillandsmartnessofexecution。
Inthesameway，however，thatithasbeensupposedthatnomancouldbeagreatpoetunlesshewroteaverybigpoem，thetraditioniskeptupamongthepainters，andwehavehereavastnumberoflargecanvases，withfiguresoftheproperheroicallengthandnakedness。TheanticlassicistsdidnotariseinFranceuntilabout1827。and，inconsequence，uptothatperiod，wehaveheretheoldclassicalfaithinfullvigor。ThereisBrutus，havingchoppedhisson’sheadoff，withalltheagonyofafather，andthen，callingfornumbertwo。thereisAeneascarryingoffoldAnchises。thereareParisandVenus，asnakedastwoHottentots，andmanymoresuchchoicesubjectsfromLempriere。
Butthechiefspecimensofthesublimeareinthewayofmurders，withwhichthecatalogueswarms。Hereareafewextractsfromit：——
7。Beaume，ChevalierdelaLegiond’Honneur。TheGrandDauphinessDying。
18。Blondel，Chevalierdela，&c。ZenobiafoundDead。
36。Debay，Chevalier。TheDeathofLucretia。
38。Dejuinne。TheDeathofHector。
34。Court，Chevalierdela，&c。TheDeathofCaesar。
39，40，41。Delacroix，Chevalier。DanteandVirgilintheInfernalLake，TheMassacreofScio，andMedeagoingtoMurderherChildren。
43。Delaroche，Chevalier。JoastakenfromamongtheDead。
44。TheDeathofQueenElizabeth。
45。EdwardV。andhisBrotherpreparingfordeath。
50。HecubagoingtobeSacrificed。Drolling，Chevalier。
51。Dubois。YoungClovisfoundDead。
56。Henry，Chevalier。TheMassacreofSt。Bartholomew。
75。Guerin，Chevalier。Cain，aftertheDeathofAbel。
83。Jacquand。DeathofAdelaidedeComminges。
88。TheDeathofEudamidas。
93。TheDeathofHymetto。
103。TheDeathofPhilipofAustria——Andsoon。
Youseewhatwofulsubjectstheytake，andhowprofuselytheyaredecoratedwithknighthood。TheyareliketheBlackBrunswickers，thesepainters，andoughttobecalledChevaliersdelaMort。I
don’tknowwhythemerriestpeopleintheworldshouldpleasethemselveswithsuchgrimrepresentationsandvarietiesofmurder，orwhymurderitselfshouldbeconsideredsoeminentlysublimeandpoetical。Itisgoodattheendofatragedy。but，then，itisgoodbecauseitistheend，andbecause，bytheeventsforegone，themindispreparedforit。Butthesemenwillhavenothingbutfifthacts。andseemtoskip，asunworthy，allthecircumstancesleadingtothem。This，however，ispartofthescheme——thebloated，unnatural，stilted，spouting，shamsublime，thatourteachershavebelievedandtriedtopassoffasreal，andwhichyourhumbleservantandotherantihumbuggistsshouldheartily，accordingtothestrengththatisinthem，endeavortopulldown。
What，forinstance，couldMonsieurLafondcareaboutthedeathofEudamidas？WhatwasHecubatoChevalierDrolling，orChevalierDrollingtoHecuba？Iwouldlayawagerthatneitherofthemeverconjugated[Greektextomitted]，andthattheirschoollearningcarriedthemnotasfarastheletter，butonlytothegameoftaw。
Howweretheytobeinspiredbysuchsubjects？FromhavingseenTalmaandMademoiselleGeorgesflauntinginshamGreekcostumes，andhavingreadupthearticlesEudamidas，Hecuba，intheMythologicalDictionary。Whataclassicism，inspiredbyrouge，gas-lamps，andafewlinesinLempriere，andcopied，halffromancientstatues，andhalffromanakedguardsmanatoneshillingandsixpencethehour！
Delacroixisamanofaverydifferentgenius，andhisMedeaisagenuinecreationofanoblefancy。Formostoftheothers，Mrs。
Brownrigg，andhertwofemale’prentices，wouldhavedoneaswellasthedesperateColchianwithher[Greektextomitted]。M。
Delacroixhasproducedanumberofrude，barbarouspictures。butthereisthestampofgeniusonallofthem，——thegreatpoeticalINTENTION，whichisworthallyourexecution。Delarocheisanothermanofhighmerit。withnotsuchagreatHEART，perhaps，astheother，butafineandcarefuldraughtsman，andanexcellentarrangerofhissubject。TheDeathofElizabethisarawyoungperformanceseemingly——not，atleast，tomytaste。TheEnfansd’EdouardisrenownedoverEurope，andhasappearedinahundreddifferentwaysinprint。Itisproperlypatheticandgloomy，andmeritsfullyitshighreputation。Thispainterrejoicesinsuchsubjects——inwhatLordPortsmouthusedtocallblackjobs。HehaskilledCharlesI。andLadyJaneGrey，andtheDukesofGuise，andIdon’tknowwhombesides。Heis，atpresent，occupiedwithavastworkattheBeauxArts，wherethewriterofthishadthehonorofseeinghim，——alittle，keen-lookingman，somefivefeetinheight。Hewore，onthisimportantoccasion，abandannaroundhishead，andwasintheactofsmokingacigar。
HoraceVernet，whosebeautifuldaughterDelarochemarried，isthekingofFrenchbattle-painters——anamazinglyrapidanddexterousdraughtsman，whohasNapoleonandallthecampaignsbyheart，andhaspaintedtheGrenadierFrancaisunderallsortsofattitudes。
Hispicturesonsuchsubjectsarespirited，natural，andexcellent。
andheissocleveraman，thatallhedoesisgoodtoacertaindegree。HisJudithissomewhatviolent，perhaps。HisRebecca
mostpleasing。andnotthelesssoforalittleprettyaffectationofattitudeandneedlesssingularityofcostume。RaphaelandMichaelAngeloisascleverapictureascanbe——cleverisjusttheword——thegroupsanddrawingexcellent，thecoloringpleasantlybrightandgaudy。andtheFrenchstudentsstudyitincessantly。
thereareadozenwhocopyitforonewhocopiesDelacroix。Hislittlescrapsofwood-cuts，inthenowpublishingLifeofNapoleon，areperfectgemsintheirway，andthenoblepricepaidforthemnotapennymorethanhemerits。
Thepicture，byCourt，ofTheDeathofCaesar，isremarkableforeffectandexcellentworkmanship：andtheheadofBrutuswholookslikeArmandCarrelisfullofenergy。Therearesomebeautifulheadsofwomen，andsomeverygoodcolorinthepicture。
Jacquand’sDeathofAdelaidedeCommingesisneithermorenorlessthanbeautiful。Adelaidehad，itappears，alover，whobetookhimselftoaconventofTrappists。Shefollowedhimthither，disguisedasaman，tookthevows，andwasnotdiscoveredbyhimtillonherdeath-bed。Thepainterhastoldthisstoryinamostpleasingandaffectingmanner：thepictureisfullofonctionandmelancholygrace。Theobjects，too，arecapitallyrepresented。andthetoneandcolorverygood。Decaisne’sGuardianAngelisnotsogoodincolor，butisequallybeautifulinexpressionandgrace。
Alittlechildandanurseareasleep：anangelwatchestheinfant。
Youseewomenlookverywistfullyatthissweetpicture。andwhattriumphwouldapainterhavemore？
WemustnotquittheLuxembourgwithoutnoticingthedashingsea-
piecesofGudin，andoneortwolandscapesbyGirouxtheplainofGrasivaudan，andThePrometheusofAligny。Thisisanimitation，perhaps。asisanoblepictureofJesusChristandtheChildren，byFlandrin：buttheartistsareimitatingbettermodels，atanyrate。andonebeginstoperceivethattheodiousclassicaldynastyisnomore。Poussin’smagnificentPolyphemus
Ionlyknowaprintofthatmarvellouscompositionhas，perhaps，suggestedthefirst-namedpicture。andthelatterhasbeeninspiredbyagoodenthusiasticstudyoftheRomanschools。
Ofthisrevolution，MonsieurIngreshasbeenoneofthechiefinstruments。Hewas，beforeHoraceVernet，presidentoftheFrenchAcademyatRome，andisfamousasachiefofaschool。Whenhebrokeuphisatelierhere，tosetoutforhispresidency，manyofhispupilsattendedhimfaithfullysomewayonhisjourney。andsome，withscarcelyapennyintheirpouches，walkedthroughFranceandacrosstheAlps，inapiouspilgrimagetoRome，beingdeterminednottoforsaketheiroldmaster。Suchanactionwasworthyofthem，andofthehighrankwhichtheirprofessionholdsinFrance，wherethehonorstobeacquiredbyartareonlyinferiortothosewhicharegainedinwar。Onereadsofsuchperegrinationsinolddays，whenthescholarsofsomegreatItalianpainterfollowedhimfromVenicetoRome，orfromFlorencetoFerrara。InregardofIngres’sindividualmeritasapainter，thewriterofthisisnotafairjudge，havingseenbutthreepicturesbyhim。
onebeingaplafondintheLouvre，whichhisdisciplesmuchadmire。
IngresstandsbetweentheImperio-Davido-classicalschoolofFrenchart，andthenamby-pambymysticalGermanschool，whichisforcarryingusbacktoCranachandDurer，andwhichismakingprogresshere。
Foreverythingherefindsimitation：theFrenchhavethegeniusofimitationandcaricature。Thisabsurdhumbug，calledtheChristianorCatholicart，issuretotickleourneighbors，andwillbeafavoritewiththem，whenbetterknown。MydearMacGilp，IdobelievethistobeagreaterhumbugthanthehumbugofDavidandGirodet，inasmuchasthelatterwasfoundedonNatureatleast。
whereastheformerismadeupofsillyaffectations，andimprovementsuponNature。Here，forinstance，isChevalierZiegler’spictureofSt。LukepaintingtheVirgin。St。Lukehasamonk’sdresson，embroidered，however，smartlyroundthesleeves。
TheVirginsitsinanimmenseyellow-ochrehalo，withhersoninherarms。Shelookspreternaturallysolemn。asdoesSt。Luke，whoiseyinghispaint-brushwithanintenseominousmysticallook。
TheycallthisCatholicart。Thereisnothing，mydearfriend，moreeasyinlife。Firsttakeyourcolors，andrubthemdownclean，——brightcarmine，brightyellow，brightsienna，brightultramarine，brightgreen。Makethecostumesofyourfiguresasmuchaspossiblelikethecostumesoftheearlypartofthefifteenthcentury。Painttheminwiththeabovecolors。andifonagoldground，themoreCatholicyourartis。Dressyourapostleslikepriestsbeforethealtar。andremembertohaveagoodcommodityofcrosiers，censers，andothersuchgimcracks，asyoumayseeintheCatholicchapels，inSuttonStreetandelsewhere。
DealinVirgins，anddressthemlikeaburgomaster’swifebyCranachorVanEyck。Givethemalllongtwistedtailstotheirgowns，andproperangulardraperies。Placealltheirheadsononeside，withtheeyesshut，andthepropersolemnsimper。Atthebackofthehead，draw，andgildwithgold-leaf，ahaloorglory，oftheexactshapeofacart-wheel：andyouhavethethingdone。
ItisCatholicarttoutcrache，asLouisPhilippesays。WehaveitstillinEngland，handeddowntousforfourcenturies，inthepicturesonthecards，astheredoubtablekingandqueenofclubs。
Lookatthem：youwillseethatthecostumesandattitudesarepreciselysimilartothosewhichfigureinthecatholicitiesoftheschoolofOverbeckandCornelius。
Beforeyoutakeyourcaneatthedoor，lookforoneinstantatthestatue-room。YonderisJouffley’sJeuneFilleconfiantsonpremiersecretaVenus。Charming，charming！Itisfromtheexhibitionofthisyearonly。andIthinkthebestsculptureinthegallery——pretty，fanciful，naive。admirableinworkmanshipandimitationofNature。Ihaveseldomseenfleshbetterrepresentedinmarble。Examine，also，Jaley’sPudeur，Jacquot’sNymph，andRude’sBoywiththeTortoise。Thesearenotveryexaltedsubjects，orwhatarecalledexalted，anddonotgobeyondsimple，smilingbeautyandnature。Butwhatthen？Arewegods，Miltons，MichelAngelos，thatcanleaveearthwhenweplease。andsoartoheightsimmeasurable？No，mydearMacGilp。butthefoolsofacademicianswouldfainmakeusso。Areyounot，andhalfthepaintersinLondon，pantingforanopportunitytoshowyourgeniusinagreathistoricalpicture？Oblindrace！Haveyouwings？
Notafeather：andyetyoumustbeeverpuffing，sweatinguptothetopsofruggedhills。and，arrivedthere，clappingandshakingyourraggedelbows，andmakingasifyouwouldfly！Comedown，sillyDaedalus。comedowntothelowlyplacesinwhichNatureorderedyoutowalk。Thesweetflowersarespringingthere。thefatmuttonsarewaitingthere。thepleasantsunshinesthere。becontentandhumble，andtakeyourshareofthegoodcheer。
Whilewehavebeenindulginginthisdiscussion，theomnibushasgaylyconductedusacrossthewater。andlegardequiveillealaporteduLouvrenedefendpasourentry。
WhataparadisethisgalleryisforFrenchstudents，orforeignerswhosojourninthecapital！ItishardlynecessarytosaythatthebrethrenofthebrusharenotusuallysuppliedbyFortunewithanyextraordinarywealth，ormeansofenjoyingtheluxurieswithwhichParis，morethananyothercity，abounds。Butheretheyhavealuxurywhichsurpassesallothers，andspendtheirdaysinapalacewhichallthemoneyofalltheRothschildscouldnotbuy。Theysleep，perhaps，inagarret，anddineinacellar。butnograndeeinEuropehassuchadrawing-room。Kings’houseshave，atbest，butdamaskhangings，andgiltcornices。WhatarethesetoawallcoveredwithcanvasbyPaulVeronese，orahundredyardsofRubens？
ArtistsfromEngland，whohaveanationalgallerythatresemblesamoderate-sizedgin-shop，whomaynotcopypictures，exceptunderparticularrestrictions，andonrareandparticulardays，mayrevelheretotheirhearts’content。Hereisaroomhalfamilelong，withasmanywindowsasAladdin’spalace，openfromsunrisetillevening，andfreetoallmannersandallvarietiesofstudy：theonlypuzzletothestudentistoselecttheoneheshallbeginupon，andkeephiseyesawayfromtherest。
Fontaine’sgrandstaircase，withitsarches，andpaintedceilingsandshiningDoriccolumns，leadsdirectlytothegallery。butitisthoughttoofineforworkingdays，andisonlyopenedforthepublicentranceonSabbath。Alittlebackstairleadingfromacourt，inwhichstandnumerousbas-reliefs，andasolemnsphinx，ofpolishedgranite，isthecommonentryforstudentsandothers，who，duringtheweek，enterthegallery。
HitherhavelatelybeentransportedanumberoftheworksofFrenchartists，whichformerlycoveredthewallsoftheLuxembourgdeathonlyentitlestheFrenchpaintertoaplaceintheLouvre。andletusconfineourselvestotheFrenchmenonly，forthespaceofthisletter。
Ihaveseen，inafineprivatecollectionatSt。Germain，oneortwoadmirablesinglefiguresofDavid，fulloflife，truth，andgayety。Thecolorisnotgood，butalltherestexcellent。andoneofthesesomuch-laudedpicturesistheportraitofawasher-woman。
PopePius，attheLouvre，isasbadincolorasremarkableforitsvigorandlookoflife。Themanhadageniusforpaintingportraitsandcommonlife，butmustattempttheheroic——failedsignally。andwhatisworse，carriedawholenationblunderingafterhim。HadyoutoldaFrenchmanso，twentyyearsago，hewouldhavethrownthedementiinyourteeth。or，atleast，laughedatyouinscornfulincredulity。Theysayofusthatwedon’tknowwhenwearebeaten：theygoastepfurther，andsweartheirdefeatsarevictories。Davidwasapartofthegloryoftheempire。andonemightaswellhavesaidthenthatRomuluswasabadpicture，asthatToulousewasalostbattle。Old-fashionedpeople，whobelieveintheEmperor，believeintheTheatreFrancais，andbelievethatDucisimproveduponShakspeare，havetheaboveopinion。Still，itiscurioustoremark，inthisplace，howartandliteraturebecomepartymatters，andpoliticalsectshavetheirfavoritepaintersandauthors。
Nevertheless，JacquesLouisDavidisdead，hediedaboutayearafterhisbodilydemisein1825。Theromanticismkilledhim。
WalterScott，fromhisCastleofAbbotsford，sentoutatroopofgallantyoungScotchadventurers，merryoutlaws，valiantknights，andsavageHighlanders，who，withtrunkhosenandbuffjerkins，fiercetwo-handedswords，andharnessontheirback，didchallenge，combat，andovercometheheroesanddemigodsofGreeceandRome。
NotreDamealarescousse！SirBriandeBoisGuilberthasborneHectorofTroyclearoutofhissaddle。Andromachemayweep：butherspouseisbeyondthereachofphysic。See！RobinHoodtwangshisbow，andtheheathengodsfly，howling。MontjoieSaintDenis！
downgoesAjaxunderthemaceofDunois。andyonderareLeonidasandRomulusbeggingtheirlivesofRobRoyMacgregor。Classicismisdead。SirJohnFroissarthastakenDr。Lemprierebythenose，andreignssovereign。
OfthegreatpicturesofDavidthedefunct，weneednot，then，saymuch。Romulusisamightyfineyoungfellow，nodoubt。andifhehascomeouttobattlestarknakedexceptaveryhandsomehelmet，itisbecausethecostumebecamehim，andshowsoffhisfiguretoadvantage。Butwasthereeveranythingsoabsurdasthispassionforthenude，whichwasfollowedbyallthepaintersoftheDavidianepoch？Andhowarewetosupposeyonderstraddletobethetruecharacteristicoftheheroicandthesublime？Romulusstretcheshislegsasfarasevernaturewillallow。theHoratii，inreceivingtheirswords，thinkpropertostretchtheirlegstoo，andtothrustforwardtheirarms，thus，——
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Romulus’sisintheexactactionofatelegraph。andtheHoratiiareallinthepositionofthelunge。Isthisthesublime？Mr。
Angelo，ofBondStreet，mightadmiretheattitude。hisnamesake，Michel，Idon’tthinkwould。
ThelittlepictureofParisandHelen，oneofthemaster’searliest，Ibelieve，islikewiseoneofhisbest：thedetailsareexquisitelypainted。Helenlooksneedlesslysheepish，andParishasamostodiousogle。butthelimbsofthemalefigurearebeautifullydesigned，andhavenotthegreentonewhichyouseeinthelaterpicturesofthemaster。Whatisthemeaningofthisgreen？Wasitthefashion，orthevarnish？Girodet’spicturesaregreen。Gros’semperorsandgrenadiershaveuniversallythejaundice。Gerard’sPsychehasamostdecidedgreen-sickness。andIamataloss，Iconfess，toaccountfortheenthusiasmwhichthisperformanceinspiredonitsfirstappearancebeforethepublic。
InthesameroomwithitisGirodet’sghastlyDeluge，andGericault’sdismalMedusa。Gericaultdied，theysay，forwantoffame。Hewasamanwhopossessedaconsiderablefortuneofhisown。butpinedbecausenooneinhisdaywouldpurchasehispictures，andsoacknowledgehistalent。Atpresent，ascrawlfromhispencilbringsanenormousprice。Allhisworkshaveagrandcachet：heneverdidanythingmean。WhenhepaintedtheRaftoftheMedusa，itissaidhelivedforalongtimeamongthecorpseswhichhepainted，andthathisstudiowasasecondMorgue。Ifyouhavenotseenthepicture，youarefamiliarprobably，withReynolds’sadmirableengravingofit。Ahugeblacksea。araftbeatinguponit。ahorridcompanyofmendead，halfdead，writhingandfranticwithhideoushungerorhideoushope。and，faraway，black，againstastormysunset，asail。Thestoryispowerfullytold，andhasalegitimatetragicinterest，sotospeak，——deeper，becausemorenatural，thanGirodet’sgreenDeluge，forinstance：
orhislividOrestes，orred-hotClytemnestra。
Seenfromadistancethelatter’sDelugehasacertainawe-
inspiringairwithit。Aslimygreenmanstandsonagreenrock，andclutchesholdofatree。Onthegreenman’sshouldersishisoldfather，inagreenoldage。tohimhangshiswife，withababeonherbreast，anddanglingatherhair，anotherchild。Inthewaterfloatsacorpseabeautifulheadandagreenseaandatmosphereenvelopsallthisdismalgroup。Theoldfatherisrepresentedwithabagofmoneyinhishand。andthetree，whichthemancatches，iscracking，andjustonthepointofgivingway。
Thesetwopointswereconsideredveryfinebythecritics：theyaretwosuchghastlyepigramsascontinuallydisfigureFrenchTragedy。
ForthisreasonIhaveneverbeenabletoreadRacinewithpleasure，——thedialogueissocrammedwiththeselugubriousgoodthings——melancholyantitheses——sparklingundertakers’wit。butthisisheresy，andhadbetterbespokendiscreetly。
ThegallerycontainsavastnumberofPoussin’spictures。theyputmeinmindofthecolorofobjectsindreams，——astrange，hazy，luridhue。Hownoblearesomeofhislandscapes！Whatadepthofsolemnshadowisinyonderwood，nearwhich，bythesideofablackwater，haltsDiogenes。Theairisthunder-laden，andbreathesheavily。Youhearominouswhispersinthevastforestgloom。
Nearitisalandscape，byCarelDujardin，Ibelieve，conceivedinquiteadifferentmood，butexquisitelypoeticaltoo。Ahorsemanisridingupahill，andgivingmoneytoablowsybeggar-wench。
Omatutiniroresauraequesalubres！inwhatawonderfulwayhastheartistmanagedtocreateyououtofafewbladdersofpaintandpotsofvarnish。Youcanseethematutinaldewstwinklinginthegrass，andfeelthefresh，salubriousairsthebreathofNatureblowingfree，asthecorn-lawmansingsblowingfreeovertheheath。silveryvaporsarerisingupfromthebluelowlands。Youcantellthehourofthemorningandthetimeoftheyear：youcandoanythingbutdescribeitinwords。AswithregardtothePoussinabovementioned，onecanneverpassitwithoutbearingawayacertainpleasing，dreamyfeelingofaweandmusing。theotherlandscapeinspiresthespectatorinfalliblywiththemostdelightfulbrisknessandcheerfulnessofspirit。Hereinliesthevastprivilegeofthelandscape-painter：hedoesnotaddressyouwithonefixedparticularsubjectorexpression，butwithathousandnevercontemplatedbyhimself，andwhichonlyariseoutofoccasion。Youmayalwaysbelookingatanaturallandscapeasatafinepictorialimitationofone。itseemseternallyproducingnewthoughtsinyourbosom，asitdoesfreshbeautiesfromitsown。I
cannotfancymoredelightful，cheerful，silentcompanionsforamanthanhalfadozenlandscapeshungroundhisstudy。Portraits，onthecontrary，andlargepiecesoffigures，haveapainful，fixed，staringlook，whichmustjaruponthemindinmanyofitsmoods。
FancylivinginaroomwithDavid’ssans-culotteLeonidasstaringperpetuallyinyourface！
ThereisalittleWatteauhere，andararepieceoffantasticalbrightnessandgayetyitis。Whatadelightfulaffectationaboutyonderladiesflirtingtheirfans，andtrailingaboutintheirlongbrocades！Whatsplendiddandiesarethose，ever-smirking，turningouttheirtoes，withbroadblueribbonstotieuptheircrooksandtheirpigtails，andwonderfulgorgeouscrimsonsatinbreeches！
Yonder，inthemidstofagoldenatmosphere，risesabevyoflittleroundCupids，bubblingupinclustersasoutofachampagne-bottle，andmeltingawayinair。Thereis，tobesure，ahiddenanalogybetweenliquorsandpictures：theeyeisdeliciouslytickledbythesefriskyWatteaus，andyieldsitselfuptoalight，smiling，gentlemanlikeintoxication。Thus，wereweinclinedtopursuefurtherthismightysubject，yonderlandscapeofClaude，——calm，fresh，delicate，yetfullofflavor，——shouldbelikenedtoabottleofChateauMargaux。AndwhatisthePoussinbeforespokenofbutRomaneeGelee？——heavy，sluggish，——thelusciousodoralmostsickensyou。asultrysortofdrink。yourlimbssinkunderit。youfeelasifyouhadbeendrinkinghotblood。
Anordinarymanwouldbewhirledawayinafever，orwouldhobbleoffthismortalstageinaprematuregout-fit，ifhetooearlyortoooftenindulgedinsuchtremendousdrink。IthinkinmyheartIamfonderofprettythird-ratepicturesthanofyourgreatthunderingfirst-rates。ConfesshowmanytimesyouhavereadBeranger，andhowmanyMilton？IfyougototheStarandGarter，
don’tyougrowsickofthatvast，lusciouslandscape，andlongforthesightofacoupleofcows，oradonkey，andafewyardsofcommon？Donkeys，mydearMacGilp，sincewehavecometothissubject，saynotso。RichmondHillforthem。Miltontheynevergrowtiredof。andareasfamiliarwithRaphaelasBottomwithexquisiteTitania。Letusthankheaven，mydearsir，foraccordingtousthepowertotasteandappreciatethepleasuresofmediocrity。Ihaveneverheardthatweweregreatgeniuses。
Earthyarewe，andoftheearth。glimpsesofthesublimearebutraretous。leavewethemtogreatgeniuses，andtothedonkeys。
andifitnothingprofitusaeriastentassedomosalongwiththem，letusthankfullyremainbelow，beingmerryandhumble。
IhavenowonlytomentionthecharmingCrucheCasseeofGreuze，whichalltheyoungladiesdelighttocopy。andofwhichthecolorathoughttooblue，perhapsismarvellouslygracefulanddelicate。Therearethreemorepicturesbytheartist，containingexquisitefemaleheadsandcolor。buttheyhavecharmsforFrenchcriticswhicharedifficulttobediscoveredbyEnglisheyes。andthepicturesseemweaktome。AveryfinepicturebyBonBollongue，SaintBenedictresuscitatingaChild，deservesparticularattention，andissuperbinvigorandrichnessofcolor。
Youmustlook，too，atthelarge，noble，melancholylandscapesofPhilippedeChampagne。andthetwomagnificentItalianpicturesofLeopoldRobert：theyare，perhaps，theveryfinestpicturesthattheFrenchschoolhasproduced，——asdeepasPoussin，ofabettercolor，andofawonderfulminutenessandveracityintherepresentationofobjects。
EveryoneofLesueur’schurch-picturesisworthexaminingandadmiring。theyarefullofunctionandpiousmysticalgrace。
SaintScholasticaisdivine。andtheTakingdownfromtheCross
asnobleacompositionaseverwasseen。Icarenotbywhomtheothermaybe。Thereismorebeauty，andlessaffectation，aboutthispicturethanyouwillfindintheperformancesofmanyItalianmasters，withhigh-soundingnamesoutwithit，andsayRAPHAELatonce。IhatethosesimperingMadonnas。IdeclarethattheJardiniereisapuking，smirkingmiss，withnothingheavenlyabouther。IvowthattheSaintElizabethisabadpicture，——abadcomposition，badlydrawn，badlycolored，inabadimitationofTitian，——apieceofvileaffectation。Isay，thatwhenRaphaelpaintedthispicturetwoyearsbeforehisdeath，thespiritofpaintinghadgonefromoutofhim。hewasnolongerinspired。IT
WASTIMETHATHESHOULDDIE！！
There，——themurderisout！Mypaperisfilledtothebrim，andthereisnotimetospeakofLesueur’sCrucifixion，whichisodiouslycolored，tobesure。butearnest，tender，simple，holy。
Butsuchthingsaremostdifficulttotranslateintowords——onelaysdownthepen，andthinksandthinks。Thefiguresappear，andtaketheirplacesonebyone：rangingthemselvesaccordingtoorder，inlightoringloom，thecolorsarereflecteddulyinthelittlecameraobscuraofthebrain，andthewholepictureliestherecomplete。butcanyoudescribeit？No，notifpenswerefitch-brushes，andwordswerebladdersofpaint。Withwhich，forthepresent，adieu。
YourfaithfulM。A。T。
ToMr。ROBERTMACGILP，NEWMANSTREET，LONDON。
THEPAINTER’SBARGAIN。
SimonGambougewasthesonofSolomonGambouge。andasalltheworldknows，bothfatherandsonwereastonishinglycleverfellowsattheirprofession。Solomonpaintedlandscapes，whichnobodybought。andSimontookahigherline，andpaintedportraitstoadmiration，onlynobodycametosittohim。
Ashewasnotgainingfivepoundsayearbyhisprofession，andhadarrivedattheageoftwenty，atleast，Simondeterminedtobetterhimselfbytakingawife，——aplanwhichanumberofotherwisemenadopt，insimilaryearsandcircumstances。SoSimonprevaileduponabutcher’sdaughtertowhomheowedconsiderablyforcutletstoquitthemeat-shopandfollowhim。Griskinissa——suchwasthefaircreature’sname——wasaslovelyabitofmutton，herfathersaid，aseveramanwouldwishtostickaknifeinto。Shehadsattothepainterforallsortsofcharacters。andthecuriouswhopossessanyofGambouge’spictureswillseeherasVenus，Minerva，Madonna，andinnumberlessothercharacters：Portraitofalady——
Griskinissa。SleepingNymph——Griskinissa，withoutaragofclothes，lyinginaforest。MaternalSolicitude——Griskinissaagain，withyoungMasterGambouge，whowasbythistimetheoffspringoftheiraffections。