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  Thesheepgrazeinthevalleysatsomepoints;inmanyalittlepocketofthedunesIfoundapotato—patchofaboutthebignessofacitylot,andonweek—daysIsawwooden—shodmenslowly,slowlygatheringinthecrop.

  OnSundaysIsawthepleasantnooksandcornersofthesesandyhillocksdevoted,asthedunesofLongIslandwere,towhisperinglovers,whoarehereasfreelyandfearlesslyaffectionateasathome.Rockingthereisnot,andcannotbe,inthenatureofthings,asthereusedtobeatMountDesert;butwhatiscalledTwoingatYorkHarborisperfectlypracticable.

  Itispracticablenotonlyinthenooksandcornersofthedunes,butondiscreetertermsinthosehoodedwillowchairs,socharacteristicoftheDutchsea—side.These,iffacedinpairstowardseachother,mustbeasfavorabletotheexchangeofvowsasofopinions,andifthecrowdiseververygreat,perhapsonechaircouldbemadetoholdtwopersons.

  Itwasdistinctlyapang,theotherday,toseemencarryingthemupfromthebeach,andputtingthemawaytohibernateinthebasementofthehotel.Notall,butmostofthem,weretaken;thoughIdaresaythatonfinedaysthroughoutOctobertheywillgotroopingbacktothesandsontheheadsofthesamemen,likeaprocessionofmonstrous,two—leggedcrabs.SuchadaywaslastSunday,andthenthebeachofferedalivelyimageofitssummergayety.Itwasdottedwithhundredsofhoodedchairs,whichforegatheredingossipinggroupsorconfidentialcouples;

  andasthesunshonequitewarmtheflapsofthelittletentsnexttheduneswereletdownagainstit,andladiesinsummerwhitesavedthemselvesfromsunstrokeintheirshelter.Thewoodenboothsforthesaleofcandiesandmineralwaters,andbeerandsandwiches,wereflushedwithasuddenprosperity,sothatwhenIwenttobuymypoundofgrapesfromthegoodwomanwhounderstandsmyDutch,Idreadedanindifferenceinherwhichbynomeansappeared.ShewelcomedmeaswarmlyasifIhadbeenhersolecustomer,anddidnotputupthepriceonme;perhapsbecauseitwasalreadysoveryhighthatherimaginationcouldnotriseaboveit.

  Thehotelshowedthesameadmirableconstancy.Therestaurantwasthrongedwithnew—comers,whospreadoutevenoverthemany—tabledesplanadebeforeit;butitwasinnowisedemoralized.Thatnightwesatdowninmultipliednumberstoatabled\'hoteofserenelyunconsciousperfection;andwepermanentguests——alas!wearenowbecomingtransient,too——wereusedwithunfalteringrecognitionofoursuperiorworth.Wesharedtherespectwhich,alloverEurope,attachestoestablishment,andwhichsometimesmakesuspoorAmericanswishforahereditarynobility,sothatwecouldallmirrorourancestralvalueinthedeferenceofourinferiors.Whereweshouldgetourinferiorsisanotherthing,butI

  supposewecouldimportthemforthepurpose,ifthedutieswerenottoogreatunderourtariff.

  WehavenotyetimportedtheideaofaEuropeanhotelinanyrespect,thoughwelongagoimportedwhatwecalltheEuropeanplan.NotravelledAmericanknowsitintheextortionatepricesofroomswhenhegetshome,orthepreposterouschargesofourrestaurants,whereoneportionofroastbeefswimminginalakeoflukewarmjuicecostsasmuchasadiversifiedanddelicatedinnerinGermanyorHolland.ButeveniftherewereanyproportioninthesethingstheEuropeanhotelwillnotbewithustillwehavetheEuropeanportier,whoisitsspringandinspiration.

  Hemustnot,dearhome—keepingreader,beatallimaginedinthemoralormaterialfigureofourhotelporter,whoappearsalwaysinhisshirt—

  sleeves,andspeakswiththeaccentofCorkorofCongo.TheEuropeanportierwearsauniform,Idonotknowwhy,andagold—bandedcap,andheinhabitsalittleofficeattheentranceofthehotel.Hespeakseightortenlanguages,uptocertainlimit,ratherbetterthanpeopleborntothem,andhispresencecommandsaninstantreverencesofteningtoaffectionunderhisuniversalhelpfulness.Thereisnothinghecannottellyou,cannotdoforyou;andyoumaytrustyourselfimplicitlytohim.Hehasthepricelessgiftofmakingeachnationality,eachpersonality,believethatheisdevotedtoitsservicealone.Heturnslightlyfromonelanguagetoanother,asifhehadeachunderhistongue,andheanswerssimultaneouslyafussyFrenchwoman,anangryEnglishtourist,astiffPrussianmajor,andathin—voicedAmericangirlinbehalfofatimorousmother,andhenevermixesthereplies.Heisaninexhaustiblebottleofdialects;butthisistheleastofhismerits,ofhismiracles.

  Ourportierhereisatall,slimDutchman(mostDutchmenaretallandslim),andinspiteofthewaningseasonhetreatsmeasifIweremultitude,whileatthesametimeheusesmewiththedistinctionduethelastofhisguests.Twentytimesinasmanyhourshewishesmegood—day,puttinghishandtohiscapforthepurpose;andtoobligemehewearssilverbraidinsteadofgiltonhiscapandcoat.Iapologizedyesterdayfortroublinghimsooftenforstamps,andsaidthatIsupposedhewasmuchmorebotheredintheseason.

  \"BetweenthefirstofAugustandthefifteenth,\"heanswered,\"youcannotthink.Allthatyoucandoistosay,Yes,No;Yes,No.\"Andheleftmetoimaginehisresponsibilities.

  Iamsurehewillholdouttotheend,andwillsmilemeafriendlyfarewellfromthedoorofhisoffice,whichisalsohisdining—room,asI

  knowfromoftendisturbinghimathismealsthere.Ihavenofearofthewaiterseither,orofthelittleerrand—boyswhowearsuitsofsailorblue,andtouchtheirforeheadswhentheybringyouyourletterslikesomanyancientsea—dogs.Idonotknowwhytheelevator—boyprefersasuitofsnuff—color;butIknowthathewillsaluteusaswestepoutofhiselevatorforthelasttimeasunfalteringlyasifwehadjustarrivedatthebeginningofthesummer.

  IV

  ItisourlastdayinthehotelatScheveningen,andIwilltrytorecallintheirpatheticordertheeventsofthefinalweek.

  Nothinghasbeenstrangerthroughoutthanthefluctuationoftheguests.

  Attimestheyhavedwindledtososmallanumberthatonemustreckonchieflyupontheirqualityforconsolation;atothertimestheyswelledtosuchatideastooverflowthetable,longorshort,atdinner,andeddyroundasecondboardbesideit.TherehavebeennightswhenIhavewalkeddownthelongcorridortomyseawardroomthroughaharkingsolitudeofemptychambers;therehavebeenmorningswhenIhavecomeouttobreakfastpastdoor—matscheerfulwithbootsofbothsexes,anddoor—

  posthookswheredanglingcoatsandtrouserspeopledtheplacewithalivelyifasomewhatflaccidsemblanceofhumanpresence.Theworstwasthat,whensomeonewent,welostafriend,andwhensomeonecameweonlywonastranger.

  AmongthefirsttogowerethekindlyEnglishfolkwhoseacquaintancewemadeacrossthetablethefirstnight,andwhotookwiththemsolargeashareofourfacileaffectionsthatwequiteforgottheancestralenmities,andgrievedforthemasmuchasiftheyhadbeenAmericans.

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