\"TharcomesadaywhenOldManEnrightheadsintotheRedLight,wherewe-allisdiscussin\'ofeepisodes,an\'hepacksaletterinhishand。
\"\'Yere\'samatter,\'hesays,\'ofpublicconcern,an\'Iasksforafullexpressionofthecampforanswer。Yere\'sasharpbythenameofColonelWilliamGreeneSterett,whowritesmeashowhe\'ssufferin\'toletgoallholtsintheStatesan\'startapaperinWolfville。Itshallbe,hesays,aprogressifan\'enlightenedjournal,devotedtothemoral,mentalan\'materialupheavalofthisyerecommoonity,an\'heaimstolearnourviews。DoIhearanyremarksonthislitteratoor\'sprop\'sition?\'\"Tellhimtocomea-
runnin\',Enright,\"saysJackMoore;\"an\'drawitstrong。Ifthar\'sonewantwhichisslowlybutshorelycrowdin\'Wolfvilletothewall,it\'sadearthofliteratoor;yere\'sourchance,an\'weplaysitquickanhigh。\"
\"Iain\'tsogalaconfidentofallthis,\"saysDanBoggs。\"I\'msorto\'allowin\'thishamlet\'stoofeebleyetforapaper。Startin\'apaperinasmallcampthisa-wayislikegivin\'asix-shootertoaboy;mostlikelyheshootshimse\'f,ormebbybuststheneighbor,tharwith。\"
\"Oh,Idon\'tknow,\'saysDocPeets,who,Iwantstosay,isassuddenawhiteman,mental,asIeversees;\"mynotionistobringhimalong。Themereideeofapaper\'lldoaheapforthetown。\"
\"I\'mentertainin\'sentimentssim\'lar,\'saysEnright;\"an\'IguessI\'llwritethisColonelSterettthatwe\'llgohimonceifwelose。
I\'massistedtothisconcloosionbyhearin\',thelasttimeI\'minTucson,thatRedDog,whichisourrival,isouttostartapaper,inwhicheventitbehoovesWolfvilletosplitevenwith\'emattheleast。\"
\"That\'swhatever!\"saysMoore。\"IfweallowsRedDogtoputitontousthata-waywemightjestaswelldissolveWolfvilleasacamp,an\'reepairtothewoodsinabody。\"
\"EnrightsendsColonelSterettword,an\'infourweekshecomespackininhislayoutan\'opensuphisgame。ColonelSterett,personal,isabroad,thick,fine-seemin\'gent,withasmooth,highfor\'ead,greyeyes,an\'along,honestfacelikeahoss。TheColonelhasafar-offlookinhiseyes,likehe\'sdreamin\'ofthingssublime,whichDocPeetssaysisthecommonlookoflit\'rarygentsthata-way。TexasThompson,however,allowshewitnessesthesamedistantexpressionintheeyesofafoogitivefromjestice。
\"ColonelSterettmakesagoodimpression。Heevolveshisjournalan\'
namesittheCoyote,anameapplaudedbyusall。I\'llreadyouafewofthemearliestitems;whichI\'mabletogivetheseyerenoticesexact,asIpreservesafileoftheCoyotecomplete。Ishorelywouldn\'tbewithoutit;nonewhatever!
\"MissFaroNell,Wolfville\'sbeautifulandaccomplishedsocietybelle,condescendedtogracethepostoflookoutlastnightforthegamepresidedoverbyoureminenttownsman,Mr。CherokeeHall。
\"Ain\'titsweet?\"saysFaroNell,whenshereadsit。\"Ithinksit\'sjestlovely。Thedrinksisonme,barkeep。\"Thenwegoeson:
\"Mr。SamuelJohnsonEnright,anamesakeofthegreatlexicographer,andtheLycurgusofWolfville,paidavisittoTucsonlastweek。
\"Anypersonpossessingleisureandastackofchipscanadventurethelatterunderconditionsabsolutelyequitablewiththatdistinguishedcourtieroffortune,Mr。CherokeeHall。
\"IfMr。JohnMoore,ourefficientMarshal,willrefrainfrompinninghistargetsforpistolpracticetotheexteriorofourbuilding,wewillbowourgratitudewhennextwemeet。Thebulletsgorightthrough。
\"WeweredistressedlastweektonotethatMr。JamesHamilton,thegentlemanlyandurbaneproprietorofWolfville\'stempleofterpsichoirseead,inanothercolumnhadchangedwhiskeysonus,andwasdispensingwhatseemedtoourthroatatinctureofthecommoncarpettackofcommerce。ItisourhopethatMr。H。,onseeingthis,willatoncerestorethestatuquoathisjustlypopularresort。
\"ArecklessMexicanwasparadingthestreettheothernightcarryinginhishandamonkeywrench。Itwasdark,andMr。DanielBoggs,aleadingcitizenofWolfville,whomethim,mistakingthewrenchforapistolwhichtheMexicanwascarryingforsomevilepurpose,veryproperlyshothim。Mexicansarefartoocarelessthisway。
\"TheO。K。RestaurawisoneofthefewsuperiorhostelriesoftheTerritory。Mrs。Rucker,itscharmingproprietress,isacookwhomightoutrivaleventhatcelebratedchef,nowdead,M。Soyer。Herpiesarepoems,herbreadanepic,andherbeansadream,Mrs。
Ruckerhascookedherwaytoeveryheart,andherfamedestablishmentisjustlyregardedasthebrightparticulargeminWolfville\'smunicipalcrown。
\"ItisnotneededforustoremindourreadersthatWolfvillepossessesinthepersonofthatcelebratedpractitionerofmedicine,Mr。CadwalladerPeets,M。D。,ascientistwhosefameisworld-wideandwhoserenownhasreachedtofurthestlands。DoctorPortshasbeautifullymountedtheskullofthathorse-stealingignobility,BearCreel。Stanton,whorecentlysufferedthepunishmentduehismanycrimesatthehandsofourlocalvigilancecommittee,atribunalwhichunderthediscerningleadershipofPresidentEnright,neverfailsintheadministrationofjustice。DoctorPeetswillbegladtoexhibitthismementomoritoallwhocaretocall。DoctorPeets,whoiseminentasaphrenologist,aversthatsaidskullisremarkableforitsthickness,andthatitsconformationpointstothepossessionbyBearCreek,whileheworeit,ofthemostpowerfulnaturalinclinationstocrime。FromthesediscoveriesofDoctorPeets,thecommitteewhichsuspendedthisfelontothewindmillistobecongratulatedonactingjustintime。Itseemsplainfromthecontourofthisskullthatitwouldnothavebeenlong,hadnotthecommitteeintervened,beforeBearCreekwouldhaveaddedmurdertohorselarceny,andto-daythetownmightbemourningthedeathofavaluedcitizeninsteadoffelicitatingitselfoverthetaking-offofavillainwhoseverybumpsindictandconvicthimwitheveryfairandenlightenedintelligencethatisbroughttotheircontemplation。
\"Ourrespectedfriendandsubscriber,Mr。DavidTutt,andhisbeautifulandaccomplishedlady,Mrs。DavidTutt,neeTucsonJennie,havereturnedfromtheirstayinSilverCity。Lastnightinhonoroftheircoming,andtoseetheirfriends,thisamiableandpopularpairgaveanAtHome。Therewaseveryformofrefreshment,andjoyandmerrimentwasunconfined。MissFaroDellwasadmittedlythebelleofthisfestiveoccasion,andDianawouldhaveenviedheras,radiantandhappy,sheledthegrandmarchleaningonthearmofMr。
CherokeeHall。ByrequestofMr。DanielBoggs,the\'LariatPolka\'
wasaddedtotheprogrammeofdances,aswasalsothe\'PocatelloReel\'attheinstanceofMr。TexasThompson。Astheballprogressed,andattheparticulardesireofthosepresent,Mr。BoggsandMr。
Thompsonentertainedthecompanywiththatdifficultandintricatedanceknownasthe\'MountainLionMazourka,\'accompanyingtheireffortswithspiritedvocalismsmeanttoimitatethedefiantscreamsofapantheronitsnativehills。Thesecries,aswellasthedanceitself,werehighlyrealistic,andMessrs。B。andT。weremadetherecipientsofmanycompliments。Mr。andMrs。Tuttaretobecongratulatedonthesuccessofthefunction;tofullydescribeitsmanyexcellentfeatureswouldexhaustencomium。
\"Whichwereadstheforegoin\'withonmixedpleasure,an\'tharain\'tagentbutwho\'splumbconvincedthatanewspaper,thata-way,isthebulwarkofcivilizationsan\'corner-stoneofAmericaninstitootions,whichit\'sallowedtobebythevoicesofthemages。
\"\'Thisyereimprint,theCoyote,\'saysJackMoore,\'isahowlin\'
triumph,an\'anygentdisposedcangoan\'makeaswellbetonitwitheverycertaintyofa-killin\'。Also,Iremembersyereafteraboutthembullets。\'
\"Meanwhile,likeIstatesprior,RedDoghasitseditor,whowhirlslooseapaperwhichhecallstheStingin\'Lizard。TheRedDogsheetain\'tamarkertoColonelSterett\'sCoyote,an\'it\'stheyooniversalideeinWolfville,afterca\'mlycomparin\'thetwopapers,thatColonelSterettasaeditorcansimplybackthatRedDogpersonplumbofftheground。
\"Itain\'tnotimebeforeColonelSterettan\'theRedDogeditortakestocirklin\'fortrouble,an\'thefrightfulnamestheyappliestoeachotherintheirrespectifjournals,an\'theaccoosationsan\'
themepithetstheyhurls,wouldshorecurdlethebloodofagrizzlyb\'ar。
\"An\'asiftocomplicatethesityooationforthatonhappysportwho\'sgettin\'outtheRedDogStingin\'Lizard,hebeginstohavetroublelocal。Thar\'sachuck-shopatRedDog——it\'saplumblowj\'int;Ineverknowsittohaveanygrubbetterthanbeans,saltpigan\'airtights,——whichiscalledtheAbeLincolnHouse,an\'iskeptbyapartynamedPeteBland。WhichthisyereBlandalsoownsagoat,thesamebein\'agiftofaMexicanwho\'sgotintheholetoBlandan\'squar\'saccountsthata-way。
\"Thisgoatisjestasimple-minded,every-day,commonkindofagoat;buthe\'smightythoroughinhisway,allersonthehustle,an\'
ifheeveroverlooksaplay,noonedon\'tknowit。Oneday,whentheRedDogeditorisprintin\'offhispapers,upcomesthegoat,an\'
diskyardin\'ofthetin-canwhichhe\'schewin\',hebeginsdebauchin\'
ofhimse\'fwiththisyereeditionoftheStingin\'Lizard。It\'smightysoonwhentheeditordiscoversitan\'laysforthegoatpermiscus;hegoestochunkin\'ofhimupawholelot。Thegoat\'sgamean\'declar\'shimse\'f,an\'tharstartsaaltercationwiththeeditoran\'thegoat,ofwhichthar\'snotellin\'thewind-up,an\'
whichendsonlywhenthisyereBlandcutsin,an\'thegoat\'sdrugBorne。Thepaperisstoppedan\'theeditorputsinthis:
\"Ourpressesarestoppedto-daytosaythatiftheweak-mindedpersonwhomaintainsthelarge,blackgoatwhichinfestsourstreets,doesnotkillthebeast,wewill。To-day,whileengagedinworkingoffourmammotheditionoutbackofourbuilding,thethievishcreatureapproachedunnoticedandconsumedseventeencopiesoftheStingin\'Lizard。
\"WhichthisyereBlandgetsincensedatthis,an\'putsituptheeditorcan\'teatwithhimnomore。Butbettercounselsmoothsitover,an\'atlastthisBlandforgivestheeditor,an\'allisforgot。
Thegoat,however,neverdoes;an\'hestampshisfootan\'prowls\'roundforafracaseverytinehiman\'thateditormeets。
\"AllthisyeretimeColonelSterettan\'thissameRedDogeditormaintainsthemhostilities。Thewaytheylamslooseateachotherintheirpapersisaterror。IallersreckonsColonelSterettgetsaheapthebestofthisyeremane-chewin\';we-allsoregardsit,an\'
sodoeshe,an\'hekeepshisendupwithgreatsperitan\'voylence。
\"Theseyoreink-riotsdon\'tgoonmore\'ntwomonths,however,whenColonelSterettdecidesthattheo\'casioncallsforsomethin\'moreexplicit。Ashesays,\'Patienceceasestobetrumps,\'an\'sohesaddlesupawholelotan\'ridesovertoRedDog,personal。ColonelSterettdon\'timpartthemplansofhistonoone;hesimplydescendsonhisfoe,solean\'alone,likethatgamean\'chivalrousgentofbellletterswhichheshorelyis;an\',son,ColonelSterettmakesaexampleofthatslander-mongerin\'RedDogeditor。
\"It\'saboutthelastdrinktimeinthemornin\',an\'apasselofthemRedDogsportsisconvenedinfrontoftheTubofBloods\'loon,whenthey-allhearsacrashan\'looksup,an\'thar\'stheireditora-
soarin\'outofhissecond-storywindow。Ofcourse,inasecondorso,hehitstheground,an\'themRedDogfolksgoesovertogettherightsofthisyerephenomenon。Heain\'thurtsobutwhathegetsupan\'limps\'round,an\'hetells\'emit\'stheWolfvilleeditordoesit。NexttimetheStingin\'Lizardcomesout,wereadsaboutit:
\"Thegasconadingreptilewhoisresponsiblefortheslimylifeofthatprurientsheet,theCoyote,paidusasneakingvisitSaturday。
Ifhehadgivenusnoticeofhisintentions,wewouldhavepreparedourselvesandtornhisleproushidefromhisdehauchedandwhiskey-
poisonedframe,andpollutedourfencewithit,buthedidnot。Truetohislow,currishnature,hecreptuponusunawares。Ourbackwastowardhimasheentered,perceivingwhichthecowardlypoltroonseizedusandthrewusthroughourownwindow。Havingaccomplishedhisfiendishwork,themiscreantleft,justlyfearingourwrath。TheStingingLizard\'sexposureofthisscoundrelasadrunkard,embezzler,wife-beater,jail-bird,thief,andgeneralall-roundblacklegpromptedthisoutrage。Nevermind,thecreaturewillhearfromus。
\"\'Whichthisnewspaperbusinessisshorelygettin\'somebilious,nottosayhectic,awholelot,\'saysDanBoggs,aswereadsthis。\'I
wonderiftheseyerefolksmeansfight?\'
\"\'Why,\'saysEnright,\'Idon\'tknowasthey\'dfightnoneifwe-alllets\'emalone,butIdon\'tseehowwecan。ThissortofracketgoesonforyearsintheEast,butWolfvillecan\'tstandit。SechtalkasthismeansbloodinArizona,an\'weinsistsonthemtraditionsthata-waybein\'respected。Besides,weowessomethin\'toColonelSterett。\'
\"SoEnrightan\'Cherokeehuntsupoureditoran\'askshimwhateverheaimstodo,an\'tellshimhe\'sarousedpublicsentimentstosechheightsthar\'llbeapop\'lardisapp\'intmentifhedon\'tchallengetheRedDogeditoran\'beefhim。ColonelSterettallowshe\'scrazytodoit,an\'thattheWolfvillepubliccangamblehe\'llgothedistance。SoCherokeean\'JackMooreputsontheirgunsan\'goesovertoRedDogtofixtimean\'place。TheRedDogeditorsayshe\'swith\'em,an\'theyshakesdiceforplace,an\'Cherokeean\'Moorewins。
\"\'Whichasevidenceofgoodfaith,\'saysCherokee,\'wepicksRedDog。Wepullsthisthingoffontheverysceneofthevict\'ryofColonelSterettwhenhehurlsyoureditorthroughhiswindowthattime。Iholdsthesametobeamightyproperscheme。\'
\"\'You-allneedn\'tbetimidnonetocome,\'saystheRedDogsports。
\'Yougetsasquar\'dealfromastraightdeck;youcangambleonthat。\'
\"\'Oh,weain\'tapprehensifnone,\'saysCherokeean\'Jack;\'youcanshorelylookforus。\'
\"Well,theday\'scome,an\'allWolfvillean\'RedDogturnsouttoseethetrouble。JackMoorean\'CherokeeHallrepresentsforoureditor,an\'abraceofRedDogpeopleshowsdownfortheStingin\'
Lizardman。Topreventaccidents,Enrightan\'theRedDogchiefmakeseverygentbutthemInames,leavetheirweeponssome\'erselse,whereforetharain\'taguninwhatyou-allmightcallthehandsofthepop\'laces。
\"Buttharcomesainterruption。Jestasthemdooelistsgetsplaced,thar\'sastoopendouscommotion,an\'chargin\'throughthecrowdcomesthatabandonedgoat。Thepresenceofsomanyfolksseemslikeitmakeshimonusualhostile。Withoutwaitin\'tocatchhisbreatheven,helaysfortheRedDogeditor,who,seein\'himcomin\',bangsawaywithhis\'45an\'misses。Thegoathitsthatauthorinthetailofhiscoat,an\'overhegoes;buthekeepsonslammin\'awaywiththe\'45jestthesame。
\"Whichnacherallyeverybodyscattersfurcoveratthefirstshot,\'causetheeditorain\'tcarin\'wherehep\'ints,an\'inasecondnobody\'sinsightbutthemtwojournalistsan\'thatgoat。I\'llsayrightyere,son,ColonelSterettan\'hisfelloweditoran\'thegoatwagestheawfullestbattlewhichIeverbeholds。Whichyoushorelyoughterheardtheirexpressions。Eachof\'emletsgoeveryloadhe\'sgot,butthegoatdon\'tgethitonct。
\"Whenwe-allcountstwelveshots——sixapiece——wegoesoutan\'
subdoosthegoatbythepowerofnumbers。Ofcourse,thedooel\'sended。TheRedDogfolksborriesawagonan\'takesawaytheirman,who\'ssufferedaheap;an\'Peets,hestaysovertharan\'fusses\'roundallnightsavin\'ofhim。Thegoat\'sallrightan\'goesbacktotheAbeLincolnHouse,wherethisyerePeteBlandisonreasonableenoughtobackthatshockinconductofhis\'n。
\"Whichit\'sthelastoftheRedDogStingin\'Lizard。Thateditorallowshewon\'tstay,an\'Bland,stilladherin\'tohisgoat,allowshewon\'tfeedhimnoneifhedoes。ThenextissueoftheStingin\'
Lizardcontainsthis:
\"WebidadieutoRedDog。WewillhereafterpublishapaperinTucson;andifwehavebeenweakandmendaciousenoughtospeakinfavorofapartyofthenameofBland,whomisconductsalowbeanerywhichinsultsanhonourablemanbystealinghisname——werefertothatfeed-troughcalledtheAbeLincolnHouse——wewillcorrectourselvesinitscolumns。Thispersonharboursavilegoat,forwhosedeathwewillpay5,andgivebesidesalife-longsubscriptiontoournewpaper。Lastweekthismadanimalmadeanunprovokedassaultuponusandaprofessionalbrother,andbeat,butted,wounded,bruisedandill-
treatedusuntilwesufferinourwholeperson。Wegivenoticeaswedepart,thatundernocircumstanceswillwereturnuntilthisgoatisextinct。
\"Followin\'theonexpectedan\'thrillin\'finishofColonelSterett\'sdooelwiththeRedDogeditor,an\'fromwhichColonelSterettemergesonscathed,an\'leavin\'Peetswithhisnewpatient,weallreturnsinabodytoWolfville。AfterrefreshmentsintheRedLight,Enrightgiveshisviews。
\"\'Ondoubted,\'observesEnright,\'ourgent,ColonelSterett,conductshimse\'finthempainfulscenesbetweenhiman\'thegoatan\'thatRedDogeditorinamannertocommandrespects,an\'hereturnswithhonorsfromthemperils。Ther\'snomoretobedone。Theaffaircloseswithoutastainonthe\'scutcheonofWolfville,orthefairfameofColonelSterett;whichlastmaycontinyootopromulgatehisvalyooablepaper,shoreofourconfidencean\'upheldbyouresteem。
Itisnotincumbentonhimtofurtherpursoothisaffair。
Hisnamean\'honorissatisfied;besides,nogentcanaffordtherecognitionsandprivilegesofthedooellotoapartywho\'ssunksolowastohavehostiledifferenceswithagoat,an\'whopersistspubliclyinfollowin\'emtobitteranvoylentconcloosions。ThisRedDogeditor\'sdoneputhimselfoutsidethepaleofanyhigh-speritedgent\'sconsiderationbythemactions,an\'canclaimnofurthernotice。Gents,inthenameofWolfville,Itenderscongrat\'lationstoColonelSterettonthewayinwhichhemeetsthedangersofhisp\'sition,an\'thesooperbfashion!!!whichheplacesbeforeusoneofthegreatestjournalsofourtimes。Gents,wedrinkstoColonelWilliamGreeneSterettan\'theCoyote。\'\"
CHAPTERVII。
CherokeeHallPlaysPoker。
\"NacherallyI\'mnotmuchofasport,\"remarkedtheOldCattleman,ashelaiddownapaperwhichtoldaMonteCarlostoryofafortunelostandwon。\"WhichI\'mnotremorselessenoughtobeacleanstraingambler。Ofcourse,akyardsharpcanmakebenevolencesan\'lavishdustontheneedyontheside,butwhenitgetstoagameformoney,hecan\'taffordnoruthfulnessthata-way,tryin\'nottohurtthesorepeople。Hemustplayhissystemthrough,an\'withnomoreconsciencethancows,nomatterwho\'srundowninthestampede。\"Forwhichcauses,bein\'plumbtenderan\'sympathetic,I\'mshorenogoodwithkyards;an\'wheneverIdalliestharwith,itisondertheheadofamoosements。\"DoIregyardgamblin\'asimmoral?No;Idon\'treckonnonenowIdo。Thisbein\'whatyou——allchurchsharpscallsmoralissomewhatamatterofhealth,an\'likewisethewayyoufeels。Sickfolksusualisaheapmoremoralthanwhentheirhealth\'sthatexcellentit\'stantalizin\'。\"Speakin\'ofmorals,I
recallspeoplewhowouldscornkyards,butwho\'dadmiretobuyawidow\'ssteersforfourdollarsan\'saw\'emoffag\'inforforty。
They\'dtakefourhundreddollarsifsomeparty,locoedtoadegreewhichpermitssaidoutrage,wouldturnup。Therightorwrong,whatyoucallsthemoralityofgatherin\'steersforfourdollarsan\'
plunderin\'peoplewith\'ematfortydollars,wouldn\'tbother\'emabit。Whichthequestionwiththeseyerewolvesissimply:\'HowlittlecanIpayan\'howmuchcanIget?\'An\'yet,asIsays,sechpartiesmightylikelyholdsthemse\'fsmoraltoadegreewhichismountainous,an\'wouldn\'ttakeatwistatfaro-bank,orpickupapokerhand,more\'nthey\'dminglewitht\'rant\'lersan\'stingin\'
lizards。An\'someoftheirmoralsportsissoonlib\'ral!Itellsyou,son,I\'vemetupwith\'emwho\'sthatstingythatiftheyownedalake,theywouldn\'tgiveaduckadrink。
\"\'Gamblin\'isimmoralthata-way,\'saystheseyeresports。
\"An\'yetIdon\'tseenosechheinousdifferencebetweensearchin\'agentforhisrollwithsteersatfortydollars——thesamestandin\'
youinfour——an\'layinforhimbyraisin\'theanteforthelimitbeforethedraw。Mightylikelythar\'sareasonwhyone\'smoralan\'
theother\'sblackan\'bad,butIadmitsonblushin\'lythattheonearthin\'tharofisshoretoomanyfordim-eyedfolkslikeme。Theystrikesmeaheapsim\'lar;onlythekyardsharpgoesoutag\'instchanceswhichthesteersharpescapescomplete。
\"IreckonsCherokeeHallan\'mediscusseshowwronggamblin\'ishundredsoftimesonleesuredays;wefrequenttalksofitimmoderate。Cherokee\'sviewsan\'mineissidean\'side,mostly,although,makin\'hislivin\'turnin\'kyards,ofcoursehe\'smorequalifiedtospeakthanme。
\"\'WhichIshorefindsnothin\'wronginfarobank,\'saysCherokee。
\'Thar\'stimes,however,whensomesportwho\'slocoedbybadluck,orthinkshe\'swrongedgetsdiffusivewithhisgun。Atsechepocksthisdevicehasitsburdens,Iconcedes。ButIdon\'tperceivenoimmorality;nonewhatever。\'
\"Yes,nowyouasksthequestion,IdoesinformyouawhilebackofthisCherokeeHallbein\'pronetocharity。Heneverismuchofatalker,butinhiswayhe\'samightygregar\'ousgent。Aboutsomethingshe\'sgameashornets,Cherokeeis;buthisnervefailshimwhenitcomestoseein\'otherpeoplesuffer。Hecanstandbadluckhimse\'f,an\'neverturnaha\'r;butnooneelse\'sbadluck。
\"Itain\'tonceaweek,butit\'severyday,whenthisyeregray-eyedsportisrobbin\'hisrollforsomebodywho\'ssettin\'inag\'instdisaster。Fact;Cherokee\'saheapweakthata-way。
\"Ofcourse,turnin\'faro,Cherokeeknowswhohasmoneyan\'whoneedsit;keepstab,sotospeak,onthefluctooationsofthecamp\'sfinancescloser\'nanybody。Therichesan\'thepovertyofWolfvilleissorto\'exposin\'itse\'f\'roundonderhisnose;it\'saopenbooktohim;an\'theknowledgeofwho\'sflat,orwho\'sflush,isthrustontohimcontinyoous。AsIsays,bein\'somesentimentalaboutthemhardshipsofothers,theinformationcostsCherokeehardontoadiurnalstackortwo。
\"\'Whichyou\'retooimpulsiveawholelot,\'Iarguesonctwhenaprofligatehe\'sstaked,an\'whoreportshimse\'fasjumpin\'sidewaysforgrubprevious,goescareerin\'overtothedancehallwiththemalmshe\'swrung,an\'proceedsonadebauch。\'Yououghternotallowthemorneryfolkstodoyou。Ifyou\'dcultivatethehabitoflettin\'
everygentgoa-foottillhecanbuyahoss,you\'dcleanupforaheapmoreattheendoftheweek。Nowthisingratewhosehandyoustiffensain\'tbuyin\'nothin\'butnose-painttharwith。\'
\"\'Whichthesameplantsnoregretswithme,\'saysCherokee,allcarelessan\'indifferent。\'Ifthispersonissufferin\'forwhiskeyworse\'nhe\'ssufferin\'forbread,lethimloosewiththewhiskey。
Themoney\'shis。WhenIgivesagentastake,thar\'snothin\'heldback。Idon\'tgoplayin\'thedespotastohowheblowsit。IfthisyerepartyIrelieveswantswhiskeyan\'isbuyin\'whiskey,I
approveshisplay。IfI\'veaweaknessatall,it\'sforseein\'folksfetterlessan\'free。\'
\"Whileholdin\'Cherokee\'sviewserroneous,sofarasheseekstoapply\'emtopauperstankin\'upondonations,stillIallowsit\'sdealin\'farowhichhassp\'iledhim;an\'asyoucan\'tmakenogentovernew,Iquitsan\'don\'tbuckhisnotionsaboutdispensin\'
charitynomore。\"Thar\'stimeswhenthisyereCherokeeHallcaromsonagentwho\'shigh-strungthata-way,an\'won\'ttakenodonations;
whichthisyeresportmaybeplentyneedytothep\'intofperishin\',too。That\'sstraight;thar\'snacherswhichisthatreluctantaboutaid,theysimplydiesstandin\'beforethey\'lleverask。
\"OnceortwicewhenCherokeecrossesupwithoneoftheseyeresensitifsouls,an\'who\'sindistress,heneversaysawordaboutgivin\'himanythin\';heturnsfoxyan\'capshimintoalittlepoker。
An\'inthecourseofanhour——forhehastogoslowan\'cunnin\',sohedon\'tarousethevictimtosuspicionsthathe\'sbein\'played——
Cherokee\'lldisarrangethingssohelosesasmallstaketohim。Whenhe\'sgotthisdistressedgent\'sfinancesreehabilitatedsome,heshovesoutan\'quits。
\"\'An\'youcanputitflatdown,\'remarksCherokee,who\'ssooperstitious,\'Ineverlosesnothin\'norquitsbehindontheseyerebenevolences。WhichIoftobservesthatProvidencecomesbackofmyboxbeforeevertheweek\'sout,an\'makesgood。\'
\"\'IonceknowsasportinLaredo,\'saysTexasThompson,towhomCherokeeistalkin\',\'an\'issorto\'intimatewithhim。He\'sholdin\'
tosomethin\'likeyoursystem,too,an\'playsitrightalong。
Wheneverluck\'sag\'inhimtoap\'intwherehe\'slosthalfhisroll,hebreaksthelasthalfintwoan\'givesoneparttosomecharityracket。hetellsmehimse\'fhe\'sbeenaddictedtothisschemesolongit\'sgottobeaappetite,an\'thatheneverfailstowinhimse\'foutentheholewithwhat\'sleft。Youbet!Ibelievesit;I
seesthishold-updoit。\'
\"Iain\'tnoneshoretharain\'tsomebottomtothembluffswhichCherokeean\'TexasputsupaboutProvidencestockin\'adeckyourway,an\'makin\'goodthemgifts。Atleast,thar\'stimeswhenitlookslikeitaheap。An\'whatI\'llnowrelateshowsit。
\"OnetimeCherokeehasitsunkdeepinhisbosomtohe\'pagentnamedEllistosomethin\'likeayellowstack,sohecanpullhisfreightforhome。He\'scomespraddlin\'intotheWestfullofhope,an\'allowin\'he\'sgoin\'togetrichinaday。An\'nowwhenhefindshowtheWestisswiftan\'hardtobeat,he\'shomesicktodeath。
\"ButEllisain\'tgotthedinero。NowCherokeelikeshim——forEllisisamightydecentformofshorthorn——an\'concloodes,allbyhimse\'f,he\'llstandinonEllis\'destiniesan\'fix\'emupalot。
Bein\'asEllisisaeasymavericktowound,Cherokeedecidesit\'sbettertolethimthinkhewinsthestuff,an\'notlaceratehimbynogiftsdirect。Anotherthing,thisyereEllistenderfootisplumbcontrary;he\'sshorecontrarytothenotchofbein\'cap\'bleofdeclinin\'almsabsoloote。
\"TomakecertainEllisisgotridof,an\'headedhomewardhappy,CherokeepullsonalittlepokerwithEllis;an\'hetakesinDanBoggsontheplay,makin\'herthree-handed,thata-wayforablind。
Danisinformedoftheobjectsofthemeetin\',an\'ain\'tallowin\'tomore\'nplayadummyhandtharin。
\"ThisyereEllismakesatangleatfirst,wantintoplayfaro-bank;
butCherokee,whocan\'tcontrolnofarogamelikehecanpoker,says\'No;\'he\'sdeadwearyoffaro,turnin\'itdayan\'dark;rightthenheisoutforalittlestretchatpokerasmererelief。AlsoDanobjectsstrenyoous。
\"\'WhichIdon\'thavenoluckatfaro-bank,\'saysDan。\'Idoesnothin\'butloseforamonth;I\'mmadesullenbyit。TheonlybetI
standstowinatfaro,forplumbfourweeks,isahundreddollarswhichIputsonacasequeen,coppered,overinTucsontheotherday。An\'Ilosethat。I\'mahoss-thiefif,exacklyasthequeeniscomin\'myway,thatlocoedTucsonmarshaldon\'ttakeaslamatagentwithhissix-shooteran\'miss;an\'thebullet,whichisdodgin\'
an\'meanderin\'downtheroom,crossesthelayoutbetweenthedealeran\'me,an\'takesthetopchipoffmybet。An\'withitgoesthecopper。BeforeIcanrestorethemconditions,thequeenfallstolose;an\'nothavin\'nocopperonmybet,ofcourse,I\'mimpoverishedforthathundredasaforesaid。Youknowstheroole——
everybetgoesasitlays。SaidstatooteisfullyinforceinTucson;an\'declinin\'toallowanythin\'forwildshootin\'bythatfoolmarshal,themoutcastscorralsmychips。\"HoweverdoIknowthar\'sanaccident?\"saysthedealer,asherakesinthatqueenbet,whileI\'mexpoundin\'whyitshouldbecomin\'tome。\"Mebbyshe\'sanaccident,an\'mebbyag\'inthathom\'cidewho\'sbustin\'\'roundyerewithhisgun,isinleaguewithyou-all,an\'shootsthatcopperoffdesignful,thinkin\'thequeen\'scomin\'theotherway。Ifaccidentsisallowedtocontrolinfaro-bank,thehousewouldneverwinachip。\"So,\'concloodesDan,\'theygetsawaywithmyhundred,invokin\'strictroolesontome。WhileIcan\'tsaytheyain\'tright,Imakesupmymindmyluck\'stoorankforfaro,an\'registersvowsnottoputapesoonanotherlayoutforayear。Asthetimelimitain\'tup,Ican\'tbuckfaro-banknone;butifyouan\'Ellis,Cherokee,cantol\'ratealittledraw,I\'myouronmurmurin\'dupe。\'
\"AsIrelatesprior,theplayistoletElliswinahome-stakean\'
quit。Atlasttheybegins,Ellisseein\'thar\'snochanceforfaro-
bank。Danplaysbutlittle;usual,hemerelypicksuphiskyards,cussesalot,an\'passesout。Nowan\'then,whenit\'shisante,orCherokeestaysoutforthelooksofthething,Dangoestothefrontan\'sweetensEllisforahandfulofchips。
\"Littlebylittle,bylayin\'downgoodhands,breakin\'pa\'rsbeforeadraw,an\'gen\'rallycarryin\'ontail-firstan\'scand\'lous,Cherokeean\'Danisgettin\'afewlayersoffatonEllis\'ribs。Buttheyhastolaylowtodoit。Oh!he\'dkickoverthetableinasecondifheevensmellstheplay。
\"Nowyere\'swhereProvidencemakesitsdeboo。Ithappenswhilethesecharitiesisproceedin\',aavariciousgent——astrangerwithinourgates,heis——afterregyardin\'thegameawhile,takestodeemin\'iteasy。Theavariciousgentwantsin;an\'asEllis,who\'saheapelatedathisluckan\'isalreadytalkin\'ofthekillin\'he\'smakin\',says\'Yes,\'an\'asDanan\'Cherokeecan\'tsay\'No\'withoutbein\'onp\'lite,theavariciousgentbuttsin。ItalldisturbsCherokee,who\'sanervoussharp;an\'whenheseeshowgreedytheavariciousgentisforwhathedeemstobeashorething,heconcloodestodrophimplentyhard。\"It\'sfour-handpokernow,an\'
thegamewagsonforadozenhands。Danisinhardluck;Cherokeeonhispartgetsdrivenouteachhand;an\'Ellisan\'theavariciousgentisdoin\'whatlittlewinnin\'sbein\'done,between\'em。It\'sevidentbythistime,too,theavariciousgent\'slayin\'forCherokee。ThisoninstructedpersonlooksonCherokeeasbothimbecilean\'onluckytoboot。
\"Theavariciousgentgetsactionsuddenerthanhethinks。It\'sajackpot。ShegoesbyEllisan\'Dan;thenCherokeebreaksherforthelimit,twobloochips,theparvaluewhereofistendollars。
\"\'Youbreaksforten?\'saystheavariciousgent,who\'sonCherokee\'sleftan\'hasthelastsay;\'well,Iseesthebreakan\'liftsitthelimit。\'An\'theavariciousgentputsupfourbloos。Ellisan\'Dan,holdin\'nothin\'an\'gettin\'crafty,ducks。
\"Whentheavariciousgentputsuphisfourbloobeans,Cherokeedoessomethin\'nooneeverseeshimdobefore。Hegetsquer\'lousan\'
complainin\',an\'beginstofussalotoverhisbadluck。
\"\'Whatdidyou-allcomeinfor?\'hesaystotheavariciousgent,aspeevishasasickinfant。\'Youseesmesettin\'yereinthemuddiestofluck;can\'tyoua-beartoletmewinapot?Youain\'tgotnohandtocomeinonneither,an\'I\'llbetonit。Youjestnacherallystacksin,relyin\'onbluffin\'me,orout-luckin\'meonthedraw。
Well,youcan\'tbluff;I\'llseethisyerethrough,\'saysCherokee,puttin\'uptwomoresky-coloredbeansan\'actin\'likehe\'sgettin\'
heated,\'ifittakesmylastchip。AsIdo,however,jesttoonmaskyouan\'showmyfriends,asIsays,thatyouain\'tgotathing,I\'llwageryoutwoontheside,rightnow,thatthepa\'rofjacksI
breakson,isbiggerthanthehandonwhichyoucomesinan\'makesthattwo-buttontilt。\'Ashesaysthis,Cherokeeregyardstheavariciousgentlikehe\'splumbdisgusted。
\"Itturnsout,whenCherokeemakesthisyerelongan\'fretfulbreak,theavariciousgent\'sholdin\'abraceofkings。He\'sdelightedwithCherokee\'suproar,an\'thinkshowsoft,an\'whatacaseofopen-
work,heis。
\"\'YouofferstwobloosIcan\'tbeatapa\'rofjacks?\'saystheavariciousgent。Whichhe\'splumbwolf,an\'outforeverydropofblood!
\"\'That\'swhatIsays,\'repliesCherokee,somesullen。
\"`Igoesyou,\'saystheavariciousgent,showin\'apa\'rofkings。
\"\'Tharyoube,\'snarlsCherokee,withahowllikeasore-headdog,a-chuckin\'theavariciousgentacoupleofchips;\'tharyougoag\'in!Ican\'tbeatnothin\';whichIcouldn\'tbeatadrum!\"Theavariciousgentc\'llectsthemtwoazurebones;afterwhichhediskyardsthree,drawin\'tohistwokings,an\'setsbacktowinthemainpot。Heshoreconcloodesit\'saredletterround-upforhim。
\"`IreckonsnowthatIknowswhatyouhas,\'saysCherokee,displayin\'aaceinafoolishway,\'Iupholdsthisyereaceonthesidean\'asksfortwokyards。\'
\"Theavariciousgentaddsathirdkingtohislistan\'feelslikesunnyweather。Cherokeepicksuphishandafterthedraw,an\'theavariciousgent,who\'sviewin\'himsharp,notesthathelooksaheapmorbid。
\"AllatonceCherokeebracesupmightysavage,likehe\'suglyan\'
desp\'rateabouthisbadluck。
\"\'Ifthisyerelimitwasanysizeatall,abloodedgentmightstandsomeshow。WhichI\'dbluffyououtenyourmoccasinsifIwasn\'treepressedbyalimitwhereofachildshouldbeashamed。Ishoredon\'tknowhowImislaysmyse\'f-respecttosechapitchastogosettin\'intotheseyerepaltryplays。\'
\"\'Whichyouseeyerealot!\'saystheavariciousgent,shakin\'withdelight,an\'lookin\'atthemthreecrownedheadsheholds;\'don\'thowlallnightaboutawrongwhat\'ssoeasytorectify。Weremovesthelimits,an\'youcanspreadyourpinionsan\'soartoanyaltitoodeyouplease。\'
\"Cherokeelooksathimhatefulasamurderer;heseemslikehe\'sbein\'goaded。Then,likehe\'smadeuphismindtodierightyere,Cherokeeturnsinwithoutnomorewordsan\'betsfivehundreddollars。ItmakesEllis,who\'snewan\'plumbpoorthata-way,sorto\'drawalongbreath。
\"\'Whichyou\'llclimbsomeforthispotifyougetsit,\'saysCherokee,afterhismoney\'sup;an\'histonesisshoreresentful。
\"Theavariciousgentthinksit\'sabluff。Hedeemsthemthreekingsgood。Cherokeemostlikelydon\'tbetterbythedraw。Ifhedoes,it\'snothin\'worsethanacesup,oratriangleofjacks。That\'sthewaythissordidsportlinesupCherokee\'shand。\"\'Merelytoshowyoutheerrorofyourways,\'heremarks,\'an\'toteachyoutoleada\'happieran\'abetterlife,Iseesyourfivehundredan\'raisesherbackthesame。\'An\'theavariciousgentcountsoffathousanddollars。\'Thar,\'hesayswhenit\'sup,\'nowgoasfarasyoulike。
Makeitaceilin\'playifthesperitmovesyou。\'
\"\'Iseesitan\'liftsherforfivehundredmore,\'retortsCherokee。
An\'heshoveshisdusttothecenter。\"Cherokee\'speevishnessisgone,an\'hisfault-findin\'isover。He\'sturnedasconfidentan\'
easyasaoldshoe。
\"Itstrikestheavariciousgentasalarmin\',thisquickswitchinthewayCherokeefeels。It\'scl\'ar,asonelooksinhisface,thatthemtrioofkingsain\'tnosechmonstrositiesastheywas。Heain\'thalfsoshoretheywins。Afterlookin\'awhilehesays,an\'histonesshowshe\'splumbdoobious:
\"\'Thatlastraiseover-sizesme。\'
\"`That\'sit!\'groansCherokee,likehiscontemptforallmankindiscomin\'back。\'BythetimeIgetsadecenthandeverysportatthetable\'sbroke。WhatshowdoIhave!However,Ipinchesdowntomeetyourpoverty。Putupwhatstuffyouhas。\'
\"Theavariciousgentslowlygetsuphislastpeso;he\'soutonalimb,an\'hesomehowbeginstofeelit。Whenthemoney\'sup,Cherokeethrowsdownthreeacesan\'apa\'rofnines,an\'rakesthedust。
\"\'Nexttime,\'saysCherokee,\'don\'tcomefomentin\'\'roundpokergameswhichisstrangerstoyoucomplete。Moreover,don\'tletagenttalkyouintofal\'ciestouchin\'hishand。WhichI\'mtheproudproprietorofthemthreeaceswhenIbreaksthepot。You-alllosethistime;butifyou\'llonlypastethemdogmasIgivesyouinyoursombrero,an\'read\'emoverfromtimetotime,you\'llnoticetheyflowsaprofit。Wethree,\'concloodesCherokee,turnin\'ag\'intoDanan\'Ellis,\'willnowresoomeourwrong-doin\'atthep\'intwherethisyereformerplootocratinterrupts。AbenignProvidencehasfixedmeplentystrong。Wherefore,ifeitherofyousportsshouldtapmeforahandfulofhundreds,themveinsofminewillstandthedrain。Dan,it\'syourdeal。\'\"
CHAPTERVIII
TheTreacheryofCurlyBen\"ere!youblackboy,Tom!\"andtheOldCattleman\'svoiceroseloudlyashecommandedtheapproachofthatbuoyantservitor,whosupervisedhismaster\'sdestinies,andperformedinthetriangularroleofvalet,guardianandfriend。\"Yere,you;gotothebarkeepofthistavernan\'tellhimtoframemeupapitcherofthatpeachbrandyan\'honeythewayIshowshimhow。An\'whenhe\'sgotherorganized,bringitouttouswithtwoglassesbythefire。You-allain\'tfilin\'noobjectionstoadrink,beyou?\"Thislastwastome。
\"Asforme,personal,\"hecontinued,\"youcanputdownabetI\'masdryasacoveredbridge。\"Ireadilyassentedtopeachandhoney。I
wouldagreetorawwhiskeyifitwereneededtoappeasehimandpermitmetoremaininhisgraces。
\"Thar\'sonething,oneredeemin\'thingImightsay,abouttheEast,\"
hewenton,whenthepeachandhoneyappeared,\"an\'thesameclaimsmyrespectsentire;that\'sitsnose-paint。WhichweshorelysuffersintheSouthwestfrombeveragesofthemostornerykind。\"
\"There\'sawordI\'vewantedtoaskyouaboutmorethanonce,\"I
said。\"Whatdoyoumeanby\'ornery,\'andwheredoyougetit?\"
\"WheredoIgetit?\"heresponded,withatingeofscorn。\"WheredoIropeontoanyword?Ijestnacherallyreachesoutan\'acquiresitawholelot,likeIdotherestofthelanguageIemploys。Asforwhatitmeans,Iwouldhaveallowedthatanygentwhoescapesbein\'
asweak-mindedasThompson\'scolt——an\'thatcayouseisthatimbecileheusedtoswimarivertogetadrink——wouldhesitatewithshametoasksechquestions。
\"\'Ornery\'isawordthemeanin\'whereofisgoin\'todependaheaponwhatyoubrandswithit。\"Thiswassaidlikeanoracle。\"Also,thesamemeansmoreorlessaccordin\'towhoallputsthewordinplay。
Iremembersamightydecentsortofsport,oldCapeWillinghamitis;an\'yetDanBoggsisforeverreferrin\'tooldCapeas\'ornery。\'
An\'IreckonDanthinksheis。WhichthetroublewithCape,fromDan\'sstandpoint,isthis:Capeisoneoftheseyerepreciseparties,acc\'rateastoallhedoes,an\'plentypartic\'larabouthislooks。AnOsagebuck,paintin\'foradance,wouldn\'tworrymoreoverhisfeachers,an\'thewaytheochershouldbestreakedon。
\"NowthisyereCapeisshyaneye,whereanApachepokesitoutwithalance,backinCochise\'stime;an\',asheregyardshiscountenanceasseemin\'overrocky,bein\'redoocedtooneeyeasIrelates,hesendsEastan\'getsaglasseye。Thisain\'twhereCape\'stechnical\'tiesabouthislookstrailsin,however;an\',ifhehadpausedtharinhisrehabilitations,Boggsallersputituphe\'da-
foundnofault。ButCapenoticesthatabouttenthdrinktimehisshore-enougheyebeginsfortoshowupbloodshot,an\'isabadmatefortheglasseye,thesamebein\'onaffectedbydrink。SowhatdoesCapedobuthaveabloodshoteyemade,an\'takestopackin\'thesameonhispersonconstant。AsCapedrinkshisfortydropsallcommodious,hesorto\'keepstabsonhimse\'finthelookin\'glassbackofthebar;an\'whenthegoodeyecommencestoturnredwiththemlibationshe\'scountin\'intothecorral,heupsan\'shiftshisbresh;digsoutthewhiteeyean\'plantsthedrunkeneyeintheplace。
\"Shore!noneofuscaresexceptDanBoggs;butDanfeelsittothatextent,it\'sallColonelSterettan\'DocPeetsan\'OldManEnrightcando,addedtoDan\'sbein\'bynacheraborngentthata-way,tokeepDanfrommentionin\'ittooldCape。
\"\'Agentwhocomesfromagoodfam\'ly,likeyou-all,\'saysOldManEnrighttoDan,sorto\'soothin\'ofhim,\'oughterberemovedabovemakin\'commentsonporeoldCapeshiftin\'hisoptics。Troo!it\'saweakness,butwhereisthesportwhohasn\'tweaknesseslikewise。
Whichyou-allisamightysighttoonesideofbein\'perfectyourse\'f,Dan,an\'yetwedon\'tgo\'roundbreakin\'theinformationoffinyoueverytinicyoumakesaqueerplay。An\'youmustb\'arwithCape,an\'themcapricesofhis。\'\"\'Iain\'tdenyin\'nothin\',\'
declar\'sDan。\'I\'mthelastlonghorninWolfvilletoberevilin\'oldCape,an\'refoosin\'himhisplainAmericanrighttogopirootin\'
\'roundamonghiseyesassuitshistaste。ButI\'mamightynervousmanthata-way,an\'Capeknows,oroughterknow,how,asIstates,I\'mnacherallyallonstrung,an\'thathiscarryin\'sonwiththemeyesgivesmethefantods。Onderallthecircumstances,Iclaimshisconductisornery,an\'notwhatainvalidlikemehasarighttoexpect。\'
\"No;Danneversaysnothin\'toCape;ordoesanythin\'\'cepttalktoEnrightan\'therestofusabouthowhecan\'tstandCapeshiftin\'
themeyes。An\'itain\'taffectationonthepartofDan;heshorelyfeelsthemshifts。Manyatime,whenit\'sgotoberedeyetimewithCape,an\'asthelatterisscroop\'louslymakin\'saidtransfers,haveIbeheldDanariseinsilentagony,an\'gotobitehunksoutenapineshelfthatisbuiltontheRedLightwall。
\"\'WhichthatorneryCape,\'saysDan,ashepicksthesplintersfromhismouthaftersechexercises,\'woulddrivemeaslocoedasacoyoteifIdon\'ttakerefoogeinsomesechplaylikethat。\'
\"But,asIsu\'gestsaboutthisterm\'ornery;\'itdependsalotonwhousesit,an\'whatfor。NowDanneverreferstooldCapeexceptas\'ornery;\'whileEnrightan\'therestofusseesnothin\'fromsodatohockinCape,doorin\'themfewmonthshemingleswithus,whichmeritssechobloquys。
\"No;orneryisawordthatmeanswhatitsaysan\'isshoredeescriptif。Coyotesisornery,sheepisornery;an\'themlow-flunghoomanswhoherdssheepisornery,speshul。Ofcourse,thetermhasmisapplications;asanextremecase,I\'veevenheardign\'ranttenderfeetwhoalloodestothewholeWestas\'ornery。\'Butthemfolksistoodebasedan\'toodarkenedtodemandcomments。\"
\"YouareveryloyaltotheWest,\"Iremarked。
\"WhichIshorelyoughterbe,\"retortedtheoldgentleman。\"TheWesthasbeensomeloyaltome。Troo!itstandstoreasonthatapartyfreshfromtheEast,wherethehornshasbeenknockedoffeneverythin\'fortwoorthreehundredyears,an\'conditionsgenialisassoftasagoose-ha\'rpillow,isgoin\'tonoticesometurgidchangeswhenhelandsinArizona。Butashorthorn,thata-way,shouldreservehisjedgmenttillhegetsacquainted,orgetslynched,orotherwiseexperiencestheWestinitstroocolors。WhileArizona,forspeciment,don\'tgoupan\'putherarmsabouttheneckofeverytoweristthatcomeschargin\'intocamp,herfailuretoperformsaidritesarisesratherfromdignitythanhauteur。Arizonadon\'tputondog;butshehasherse\'f-respectin\'ways,an\'standsapathandontowerists。
\"IfIwascalledontolayoutasystemtoguideatenderfootwhoisconsiderin\'onmakin\'Arizonahishome-camp,I\'dadvisehimtomakehisdeboointhatterritoryinasperitofca\'man\'silentse\'f-
reliance。SechagentmightresideinWolfville,saythreemonths。
Hemightmeethercitizens,buckherfaro-banks,drinkhernose-
paint,shakeahilarioushoofinherhurdygurdies,askforhisletters,orchangeinwhateversumsseemsmeettohimattheNewYorkStoreforshirts。Also,hemightcomebuttin\'alongintotheO。
K。Restaurawthreetimesadaywiththebalanceoftheband,an\'
MissisRuckerwouldshorelyturnhergrub-gameforhim,forthelimitifhesopleased。Butstill,mostlikelyeverygentincampwouldmaintaindoorin\'hisnovitiateadecentdistancewiththisyerestranger;theywouldn\'tonbucklean\'bedrunkwithhimfreean\'
sociallike,an\'withthebridleoff,likepardswhohascrossedtheplainstogetheran\'seenextremes。Allthis,withachillontoit,atenderfootwouldfindhimse\'fag\'instforthefirstfewmonthsinWolfville。
\"An\'yet,mysteertohimwouldbenottogetdiscouraged。Thecamp\'ssizin\'himup;that\'sall。Ifheperseveres,ca\'man\'
c\'llectedlikeIstates,alongthetrailofhisdestiny,he\'llshorecomewinneronthedeal。Attheendofthreemonths,ormebbyinonusualcasesfourmonths,jestasthisyeremaverickisgoin\'intothedancehall,ormebbytheRedLight,somegentwillchunkhimoneinthebackwithhisshetfistan\'say,\'Howbeyou?Youdouble-
dealin\',cattle-stealin\',foogitivesonofamurdererin\'hoss-thief,howbeyou?\'
\"Now,rightthariswharthisyereshorthornwantstomaintainhispresenceofmind。Hedon\'twanttogomakin\'novainplaysforhissix-shooter,orindulgeinnosourranikabooretorts。Thatgentlikeshim。WithWolfvillesocialconditions,thisyeregreetin\'iswhatyousportswhocomesfromthefarNo\'thcalls\'thebeginnin\'ofthethaw。Theiceisbreakin\'up;an\'ifourcandidatesetsinhissaddlesteadyan\'withwisdomatthisback-thumpin\',name-callin\'
epock,an\'don\'ttaketomillin\'\'roundfortrouble,intwominuteshiman\'thatgregar\'ousgentwho\'saccostedhimisdrinkin\'an\'
fraternizin\'togetherliketwostagehold-upsinastrangecamp。TheWestain\'tornery;she\'ssimplyreservedawholelot。
\"Mightylikelynow,\"continuedmyfriend,followingaprofoundpausewhichwascomfortablyfilledwithpeachandhoney;\"it\'smightylikelynow,comin\'downtofolks,thatthemostornerypartyIeverknowsisCurlyBen。ThisyereBeniskilled,final;clownedbyoldCaptainMoon。Thar\'sastrangecircumstanceattendin\',asthepaperssay,theobliterationofthisCurlyBen,an\'itmakesaheapofanimpressiononmeatthetime。Itshowshowtheinstincttodothings,thatabentisallerscarryin\'\'roundinhismind,getssorto\'locatedinhisnervesmebby,an\'he\'lldo\'emwithouthisintellectsridin\'herdontheplay——do\'emlikeCurlyBendoes,afterhislightisoutcomplete。
\"ThisyereiswhatI\'mtrailin\'upto:WhenCaptainMoonfetchesCurlyBenthattime,Curlyisplayin\'kyards。He\'sjestdealin\',when,onbeknowntohim,MooncomesInjunin\'upfromther\'arsurreptitious,an\'drillsCurlyBenthroughthehead;an\'thebulletbein\'a\'45Colt\'s——forMoonain\'ttoyin\'withCurlyan\'meansbusiness——goesplumbthroughan\'emergesfromonderCurlyBen\'soffeye。Forthatmatter,itbreaksthearmofapartywho\'splayin\'
opp\'sitetoCurly,an\'whoisskinnin\'hispasteboardsatthetime,thinkin\'nothin\'ofwar。Whichthequeerpartisthis:Curly,asI
states——an\'heneverknowswhathitshim,an\'isasdeadasSantaAnnainamoment——isdealin\'thekyards。He\'sgotthedeckinhishands。An\'yet,whenthepublicpicksCurlyoffthefloor,he\'spulledhistwoguns,an\'hasgotonecocked。Nowwhatdoyou——alldeemofthatfortheworkin\'ofaleft-overimpulsewhenagentisdead?
\"But,asIremarksyeretofore,CurlyBenisthemostornerypersonI
everovertakes,an\'thefeelin\'softhecampisinnowiselaidwastewhenMoonaddshimtothelistthattimeintheRedLightbar。It\'sthisa-way:
\"It\'saboutamonthbefore,whenCaptainMoonan\'hisnephy,withtwo8-muleteamsandfourbigthree-an\'-a-halfBainwagons,twoleadan\'twotrailtheybe,comesfreightin\'outofSilverCitywiththeireyesonWolfville。It\'sthefourthnightout,an\'they\'recampednearaInjunagency。Aboutmidnightahalfdozenofthebuckscomesscoutin\'\'roundtheircamp,allowin\'toamoralcertaintythey\'llseewhat\'sloosean\'littleenoughfor\'emtopull。Theaboriginesmakestheerrorofgoin\'upthewindfromMoon\'smules,whichisgrazin\'aboutwithhobbleson,an\'themsagaciousanamilesactooallyhasfits。It\'safact,ifyouwanttoseeamulegoplumbintotheairan\'remain,jestlethimgetagood,ample,onmistakablesmellofaInjun!Itsimplyonhingeshisreason;heain\'tnomoreresponsiblethanacimmaronsheep。No,itain\'tthatthesavageisouttodoanythingoncommontothemule;it\'smerelyoneofthemule\'silloosions,asI\'vetoldyouoncebefore。Jestthesame,ifthemInjunsiscomin\'tobraidhistailan\'braidittight,thatmulecouldn\'tfeelmorefrantic。
\"Whentheseyerefaithfulmulestakestosurgin\'aboutthesceneontwofeet,Moon\'snephygrabsaWinchesteran\'pumpsaloadorsointothedarknessforgen\'ralresults。An\'hehasaheapofluck。HeshorelystopsoneofthemApachesinhislopin\'up,an\'downthelandforgoodan\'all。
\"InlessthannotimethewholetribeisdownonCaptainMoonan\'
hisnephy,demandin\'blood。Thar\'splentyofsomesortsofwisdomaboutasavage,an\'theseyereApachesain\'trunnin\'rightinonMoonan\'hisrelatifneither。TheywasperfeeklyfamiliarwiththeaccoomulationofcartridgesinaWinchester,an\'tharforegoesaboutthestirrin\'upofMoonan\'thatnepbyplumbwary。
\"Moonan\'theboygoesinbetweenthewagons,blazin\'an\'bangin\'
awayatwhatevermovesormakesanoise;an\'asthey\'vebeenallthroughsechfestivalsbefore,theyregyardstheirfinalchancestobeasgoodasanevenbreak,orbetter。
\"WhilethemApachesisdodgin\'aboutamongtherocks,an\'howlin\'
contempt,an\'passin\'resolootionsofrevengetouchin\'thetwoMoons,theInjunagentcomestroopin\'along。Heseekstoround-uphissavagesan\'herd\'embacktotheagency。TheApaches,ontheirside,isdemandin\'thecaptureofthenephyMoonforsp\'ilin\'oneoftheiryoungmen。
\"TheagentisaprairiedogjestoutfromtheEast,an\'don\'tknowhalfasmuchaboutwhat\'sgoin\'oninsideofaApacheasahornedtoad。Hecomesdowntotheaigeofhostil\'ties,asyou-allmightcallit,an\'makesMoonan\'hisWinchesterworkin\'nephyaspeech。
Headdresses\'emawholelotontheenormityofdownin\'Apacheswhogoesprowlin\'aboutan\'scarin\'upyourmulesatmidnight,inwhatthisyerewitlessagentcallsa\'motifofchildishcur\'osity,\'an\'
hewindsupthepowwowwithdemandin\'thesurrenderofthe\'hom\'cide。\'
\"\'Surrendernothin\'!\'saysCaptainMoon。\'YoutellyourInjunstolineoutfortheircamp;an\'don\'tyouyourse\'fgettoozealousneitheran\'cometooclost,orasshoreasIcastsmyfirstvoteforMattyVanBuren,I\'llplugyouplumbcenter。\'
\"Butthenephy,hethinksdifferent。InspiteofCaptainMoon\'sprotests,hegiveshimse\'fuptotheagentonthepromiseofprotection。
\"\'You\'regone,lad,\'saysMoon,whenthenephyinsistsonyieldin\';
\'youwon\'tlastaslongasapintofwhiskeyinafive-handpokergame。\'