第5章
加入书架 A- A+
点击下载App,搜索"Whirligigs",免费读到尾

  Thisco\'tismo\'thanwillin\'andfullofjoytoseethecloudsofdiscordandmisunderstandin\'rollin\'awayfromtwolovin\'hearts,butitairthedutyoftheco\'ttop\'eservethemoralsandintegrityoftheState。Theco\'tremindsyouthatyouairnolongermanandwife,butairdivo\'cedbyregulardecree,andassuchairnotentitledtothebenefitsand\'purtenancesofthemattermonalestate。\"

  ArielacaughtRansie\'sarm。Didthosewordsmeanthatshemustlosehimnowwhentheyhadjustlearnedthelessonoflife?

  \"Buttheco\'tairprepared,\"wentontheJustice,\"furtoremovethedisabilitiessetupbythedecreeofdivo\'ce。

  Theco\'taironhandtoperformthesolemnceremonyofmarri\'ge,thusfixin\'thingsupandenablin\'thepartiesinthecasetoresumethehonour\'bleandelevatin\'stateofmattermonywhichtheydesires。Thefeefurper-

  formin\'saidceremonywillbe,inthiscase,towit,fivedollars。\"

  Ariclacaughtthegleamofpromiseinhiswords。

  Swiftlyherhandwenttoherbosom。FreelyasanalightingdovethebillflutteredtotheJustice\'stable。

  HersallowcheekcolouredasshestoodhandinhandwithRansieandlistenedtothereunitingwords。

  Ransiehelpedherintothecart,andclimbedinbesideher。Thelittleredbullturnedoncemore,andtheysetout,hand-clasped,forthemountains。

  Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupsatinhisdoorandtookoffhisshoes。Onceagainhefingeredthebilltuckeddowninhisvestpocket。Onceagainhesmokedhiselder-stempipe。Onceagainthespeck-ledhenswag-

  gereddownthemainstreetofthe\"settlement,\"cacklingfoolishly。

  ASACRIFICEHIT

  TheeditoroftheHearthstoneMagazinehisownideasabouttheselectionofmanuscriptforhispublication。

  Histheoryisnosecret;infact,hewillexpoundittoyouwillinglysittingathismahoganydesk,smilingbenignantlyandtappinghiskneegentlywithhisgold-rimmedeye-

  glasses。

  \"TheHearthstone,\"hewillsay,\"doesnotemployastaffofreaders。Weobtainopinionsofthemanuscriptssubmittedtousdirectlyfromtypesofthevariousclassesofourreaders。\"

  Thatistheeditor\'stheory;andthisisthewayhecarriesitout:

  WhenabatchofMSS。isreceivedtheeditorstuffseveryoneofhispocketsfullofthemanddistributesthemashegoesaboutduringtheday。Theofficeemployees,thehallporter,thejanitor,theelevatorman,messengerboys,thewaitersatthecaf?wheretheeditorhasluncheon,themanatthenews-standwherehebuyshiseveningpaper,thegrocerandmilkman,theguardonthe5。30uptownelevatedtrain,theticket-chopperatSixty——thstreet,thecookandmaidathishome——

  thesearethereaderswhopassuponMSS。sentintotheHearthstoneMagazine。Ifhispocketsarenotentirelyemptiedbythetimehereachesthebosomofhisfamilytheremainingonesarehandedovertohiswifetoreadafterthebabygoestosleep。AfewdayslatertheeditorgathersintheMSS。duringhisregularroundsandcon-

  siderstheverdictofhisassortedreaders。

  Thissystemofmakingupamagazinehasbeenverysuccessful;andthecirculation,pacedbytheadvertisingrates,ismakingawonderfulrecordofspeed。

  TheHearthstoneCompanyalsopublishesbooks,anditsimprintistobefoundonseveralsuccessfulworks——allrecommended,saystheeditor,bytheHearthstone\'8

  armyofvolunteerreaders。NowandthenaccordingtotalkativemembersoftheeditorialstafftheHearthstonehasallowedmanuscriptstoslipthroughitsfingersontheadviceofitsheterogeneousreaders,thatafterwardprovedtobefamoussellerswhenbroughtoutbyotherhouses。

  Forinstancethegossipssay,\"TheRiseandFallofSilasLatham\"wasunfavourablypasseduponbytheelevator-man;theoffice-boyunanimouslyrejected\"TheBoss\";\"IntheBishop\'sCarriage\"wascontemptuouslylookeduponbythestreet-carconductor;\"TheDeliver-

  ance\"wasturneddownbyaclerkinthesubscriptiondepartmentwhosewife\'smotherhadjustbegunatwo-

  months\'visitathishome;\"TheQueen\'sQuair\"camebackfromthejanitorwiththecomment:\"Soisthebook。\"

  ButneverthelesstheHearthstoneadherestoitstheoryandsystem,anditwillneverlackvolunteerreaders;

  foreachoneofthewidelyscatteredstaff,fromtheyoungladystenographerintheeditorialofficetothemanwhoshovelsincoalwhoseadversedecisionlosttotheHearth-

  stoneCompanythemanuscriptof\"TheUnderWorld\",hasexpectationsofbecomingeditorofthemagazinesomeday。

  ThismethodoftheHearthstonewaswellknowntoAllenSlaytonwhenhewrotehisnoveletteentitled\"LoveIsAll。\"SlaytonhadhungabouttheeditorialofficesofallthemagazinessopersistentlythathewasacquaintedwiththeinnerworkingsofeveryoneinGotham。

  HeknewnotonlythattheeditoroftheHearthstonehandedhisMSS。aroundamongdifferenttypesofpeopleforreading,butthatthestoriesofsentimentallove-

  interestwenttoMissPuffkin,theeditor\'sstenographer。

  Anotheroftheeditor\'speculiarcustomswastoconcealinvariablythenameofthewriterfromhisreadersofMSS。sothataglitteringnamemightnotinfluencethesincerityoftheirreports。

  Slaytonmade\"LoveIsAll\"theeffortofhislife。Hegaveitsixmonthsofthebestworkofhisheartandbrain。Itwasapurelove-story,fine,elevated,romantic,passionate——aprosepoemthatsetthedivineblessingofloveIamtransposingfromthemanuscripthighaboveallearthlygiftsandhonours,andlisteditinthecatalogueofheaven\'schoicestrewards。Slayton\'sliteraryambitionwasintense。Hewouldhavesacrificedallotherworldlypossessionstohavegainedfameinhischosenart。Hewouldalmosthavecutoffhisrighthand,orhaveofferedhimselftotheknifeoftheappendi-

  citisfanciertohaverealizedhisdreamofseeingoneofhiseffortspublishedintheHearthstone。

  Slaytonfinished\"LoveIsAll,\"andtookittothyHearthstoneinperson。Theofficeofthemagazinewasinalarge,conglomeratebuilding,presidedunderbyajanitor。

  Asthewritersteppedinsidethedooronhiswaytotheelevatorapotatomasherflewthroughthehall,wreck-

  ing,Slayton\'shat,andsmashingtheglassofthedoor。

  Closelyfollowinginthewakeoftheutensilflewthejanitor,abulky,unwholesomeman,suspenderlessandsordid,panic-strickenandbreathless。Afrowsy,tallwomanwithflyinghairfollowedthemissile。Thejanitor\'sfootslippedonthetiledfloor,hefellinaheapwithanexclamationofdespair。Thewomanpounceduponhimandseizedhishair。Themanbellowedlustily。

  Hervengeancewreaked,theviragoroseandstalkedtriumphantasMinerva,backtosomecrypticdomesticretreatattherear。Thejanitorgottohisfeet,blownandhumiliated。

  \"Thisismarriedlife,\"hesaidtoSlayton,withacertainbruisedhumour。\"That\'sthegirlIusedtolayawakeofnightsthinkingabout。Sorryaboutyourhat,mister。

  Say,don\'tsnitchtothetenantsaboutthis,willyer?

  Idon\'twanttolosemejob。\"

  SlaytontooktheelevatorattheendofthehallandwentuptotheofficesoftheHearthstone。HelefttheMS。of\"LoveIsAll\"withtheeditor,whoagreedtogive,himananswerastoitsavailabilityattheendofaweek。

  Slaytonformulatedhisgreatwinningschemeonhiswaydown。Itstruckhimwithonebrilliantflash,andhecouldnotrefrainfromadmiringhisowngeniusinconceivingtheidea。Thatverynighthesetaboutcarry-

  ingitintoexecution。

  MissPuffkin,theHearthstonestenographer,boardedinthesamehousewiththeauthor。Shewasanoldish,thin,exclusive,languishing,sentimentalmaid;andSlaytonhadbeenintroducedtohersometimebefore。

  Thewriter\'sdaringandself-sacrificingprojectwasthis:HeknewthattheeditoroftheHearthstonereliedstronglyuponMissPuffkin\'sjudgmentinthemanuscriptofromanticandsentimentalfiction。Hertasterepresentedtheimmenseaverageofmediocrewomenwhodevournovelsandstoriesofthattype。Thecentralideaandkeynoteof\"LoveIsAll\"wasloveatfirstsight——theenrapturing,irresistible,soul-thrilling,feelingthatcom-

  pelsamanorawomantorecognizehisorherspirit-mateassoonasheartspeakstoheart。SupposeheshouldimpressthisdivinetruthuponMissPuffkinpersonally!——

  wouldshenotsurelyindorsehernewandrapturoussensationsbyrecommendinghighlytotheeditoroftheHearthstonethenovelette\"LoveIsAll\"?

  Slaytonthoughtso。AndthatnighthetookMissPuffkintothetheatre。Thenextnighthemadevehementlovetoherinthedimparlouroftheboarding-house。Hequotedfreelyfrom\"LoveIsAll\";andhewoundupwithMissPuffkin\'sheadonhisshoulder,andvisionsofliteraryfamedancinginhishead。

  ButSlaytondidnotstopatlove-making。This,hesaidtohimself,wastheturningpointofhislife;and,likeatruesportsman,he\"wentthelimit。\"OnThursdaynightheandMissPuffkinwalkedovertotheBigChurchintheMiddleoftheBlockandweremarried。

  BraveSlayton!Chateaubrianddiedinagarret,Byroncourtedawidow,Keatsstarvedtodeath,Poemixedhisdrinks,DeQuinceyhitthepipe,AdelivedinChica-o,Jameskeptondoingit,DicKensworewhitesocks,DeMaupassantworeastrait-jacket,TomWatsonbecameaPopulist,Jeremiahwept,alltheseauthorsdidthesethingsforthesakeofliterature,butthoudidstcapthemall;thoumarriedstawifefortocarveforthyselfanicheinthetempleoffame!

  OnFridaymorningMrs。SlaytonsaidshewouldgoovertotheHearthstoneoffice,handinoneortwomanu-

  riptsthattheeditorhadgiventohertoread,andresignherpositionasstenographer。

  \"Wasthereanything——er——that——er——youparticu-

  larlyfanciedinthestoriesyouaregoingtoturnin?\"

  askedSlaytonwithathumpingheart。

  \"Therewasoneanovelette,thatIlikedsomuch,\"

  saidhiswife。\"Ihaven\'treadanythinginyearsthatIthoughtwashalfasniceandtruetolife。\"

  ThatafternoonSlaytonhurrieddowntotheHearth-

  stoneoffice。Hefeltthathisrewardwascloseathand。

  WithanoveletteintheHearthstone,literaryreputationwouldsoonbehis。

  Theofficeboymethimattherailingintheouteroffice。Itwasnotforunsuccessfulauthorstoholdpersonalcolloquywiththeeditorexceptatrareintervals。

  Slayton,hugginghimselfinternally,wasnursinginhishearttheexquisitehopeofbeingabletocrushtheofficeboywithhisforthcomingsuccess。

  Heinquiredconcerninghisnovelette。Theofficeboywentintothesacredprecinctsandbroughtforthalargeenvelope,thickwithmorethanthebulkofathousanddiecks。

  \"Thebosstoldmetotellyouhe\'ssorry,\"saidtheboy,\"butyourmanuscriptain\'tavailableforthemagazine。\"

  Slaytonstood,dazed。\"Canyoutellme,\"hestammered,\"whetherornoMissPuff——thatismy——ImeanMissruffkin——handedinanovelettethismorningthatshehadbeenaskedtoread?\"

  \"Sureshedid,\"answeredtheofficeboywisely。\"I

  heardtheoldmansaythatMissPuffkinsaiditwasadaisy。Thenameofitwas,\'MarriedfortheMazuma,oraWorkingGirl\'sTriumph。\'\"

  \"Say,you!\"saidtheofficeboyconfidentially,\"yourname\'sSlayton,ain\'tit?IguessImixedcasesonvouwithoutmeanin\'todoit。Thebossgivemesomemanu-

  scripttohandaroundtheotherdayandIgottheonesforMissPuffkinandthejanitormixed。Iguessit\'sallright,though。\"

  AndthenSlaytonlookedcloserandsawonthecoverofhismanuscript,underthetitle\"LoveIsAll,\"thejanitor\'scommentscribbledwithapieceofcharcoal:

  \"The——yousay!\"

  THEROADSWETAKE

  TWIENTYmilesWestofTucson,the\"SunsetExpress\"

  stoppedatatanktotakeonwater。Besidestheaqueous,additiontheengineofthatfamousflyeracquiredsomeotherthingsthatwerenotgoodforit。

  Whilethefiremanwasloweringthefeedinghose,BobTidball,\"Shark\"Dodsonandaquarter-bredCreekIndiancalledJohnBigDogclimbedontheengineandshowedtheengineerthreeroundorificesinpiecesofordnancethatthecarried。Theseorificessoimpressedtheengineerwiththeirpossibilitiesthatheraisedbothhandsinagesturesuchasaccompaniestheejaculation\"Dotell!\"

  AtthecrispcommandofSharkDodson,whowasleaderoftheattackingforcetheengineerdescendedtothegroundanduncoupledtheengineandtender。

  ThenJohnBigDog,percheduponthecoal,sportivelyheldtwogunsupontheenginedriverandthefireman,andsuggestedthattheyruntheenginefiftyyardsawayandthereawaitfurtherorders。

  SharkDodsonandBobTidball,scorningtoputsuchlow-gradeoreasthepassengersthroughthemill,struckoutfortherichpocketoftheexpresscar。Theyfoundthemessengersereneinthebeliefthatthe\"SunsetExpress\"wastakingonnothingmorestimulatinganddangerousthanaquapura。WhileBobwasknockingthisideaoutofhisheadwiththebutt-endofhissix-shooterSharkDodsonwasalreadydosingtheexpress-carsafewithdynamite。

  Thesafeexplodedtothetuneof$30,000,allgoldandcurrency。Thepassengersthrusttheirheadscasuallyoutofthewindowstolookforthethunder-cloud。Theconductorjerkedatthebell-rope,whichsaggeddownlooseandunresisting,athistug。SharkDodsonandBobTidball,withtheirbootyinastoutcanvasbag,tumbledoutoftheexpresscarandranawkwardlyintheirhigh-heeledbootstotheengine。

  Theengineer,sullenlyangrybutwise,rantheengine,accordingtoorders,rapidlyawayfromtheinerttrain。

  Butbeforethiswasaccomplishedtheexpressmessenger,recoveredfromBobTidball\'spersuadertoneutrality,jumpedoutofhiscarwithaWinchesterrifleandtookatrickinthegame。Mr。JohnBigDog,sittingonthecoaltender,unwittinglymadeawrongleadbygivinganimitationofatarget,andthemessengertrumpedhim。

  WithaballexactlybetweenhisshoulderbladestheCreekchevalierofindustryrolledofftotheground,thusincreasingtheshareofhiscomradesinthelootbyone-sixtheach。

  Twomilesfromthetanktheengineerwasorderedtostop。

  Therobberswavedadefiantadieuandplungeddownthesteepslopeintothethickwoodsthatlinedthetrack。

  Fiveminutesofcrashingthroughathicketofchapparalbroughtthemtoopenwoods,wherethreehorsesweretiedtolow-hangingbranches。OnewaswaitingforJohnBigDog,whowouldneverridebynightordayagain。

  Thisanimaltherobbersdivestedofsaddleandbridleandsetfree。Theymountedtheothertwowiththebagacrossonepommel,androdefastandwithdiscre-

  tionthroughtheforestandupaprimeval,lonelygorge。

  HeretheanimalthatboreBobTidballslippedonamossyboulderandbrokeaforeleg。Theyshothimthroughtheheadatonceandsatdowntoholdacouncilofflight。

  Madesecureforthepresentbythetortuoustrailthey-

  hadtravelled,thequestionoftimewasnolongersobig。

  Manymilesandhourslaybetweenthemandthespryestpossethatcouldfollow。SharkDodson\'shorse,withtrailingropeanddroppedbridle,pantedandcroppedthankfullyofthegrassalongthestreaminthegorge。

  BobTidballopenedthesack,drewoutdoublehandfulsoftheneatpackagesofcurrencyandtheonesackofgoldandchuckledwiththegleeofachild。

  \"Say,youolddouble-deckedpirate,\"hecalledjoyfullytoDodson,\"yousaidwecoulddoit——yougotaheadforfinancingthatknocksthehornsoffofanythinginArizona。\"

  \"Whatarewegoingtodoaboutahossforyou,Bob?

  Weain\'tgotlongtowaithere。They\'llbeonourtrailbeforedaylightinthemornin\'。\"

  \"Oh,Iguessthatcayuseofyourn\'llcarrydoubleforawhile,\"answeredthesanguineBob。\"We\'llannexthefirstanimalwecomeacross。Byjingoes,wemadeahaul,didn\'twe?Accordin\'tothemarksonthismoneythere\'s$30,000——$15,000apiece!\"

  \"It\'sshortofwhatIexpected,\"saidSharkDodson,kickingsoftlyatthepackageswiththetoeofhisbootandthenhelookedpensivelyatthewetsidesofhistiredhorse。

  \"OldBolivar\'smightynighplayedout,\"hesaid,slowly。\"Iwishthatsorrelofyourshadn\'tgothurt。\"

  \"SodoI,\"saidBob,heartily,\"butitcan\'tbehelped。

  Bolivar\'sgotplentyofbottom——he\'llgetusbothfarenoughtogetfreshmounts。Dangit,Shark,Ican\'tbelpthinkin\'howfunnyitisthatanEasternerlikeyoucancomeouthereandgiveusWesternfellowscardsandspadesinthedesperadobusiness。WhatpartoftheEastwasyoufrom,anyway?\"

  \"NewYorkState,\"saidSharkDodson,sittingdownonaboulderandchewingatwig。\"IwasbornonafarminUlsterCounty。IranawayfromhomewhenIwasseventeen。ItwasanaccidentmycomingWest。Iwaswalkin\'alongtheroadwithmyclothesinabundle,makin\'forNewYorkCity。Ihadanideaofgoin\'thereandmakin\'lotsofmoney。IalwaysfeltlikeIcoulddoit。Icametoaplaceoneevenin\'wheretheroadforkedandIdidn\'tknowwhichforktotake。I

  studiedaboutitforhalfanhour,andthenItooktheleft-

  hand。ThatnightIrunintothecampofaWildWestshowthatwastravellin\'amongthelittletowns,andIwentWestwithit。I\'veoftenwonderedifI

  wouldn\'thaveturnedoutdifferentifI\'dtooktheotherroad。\"

  \"Oh,Ireckonyou\'dhaveendedupaboutthesame,\"

  saidBobTidball,cheerfullyphilosophical。\"Itain\'ttheroadswetake;it\'swhat\'sinsideofusthatmakesusturnoutthewaywedo。\"

  SharkDodsongotupandleanedagainstatree。

  \"I\'dagooddealratherthatsorrelofyournhadn\'thurthimself,Bob,\"hesaidagain,almostpathetically。

  \"Samehere,\"agreedBob;\"hewassureafirst-ratekindofacrowbait。ButBolivar,he\'llpullusthroughallright。Reckonwe\'dbetterbemovin\'on,hadn\'twe,Shark?I\'llbagthisboodleag\'inandwe\'llhitthetrailforhighertimber。\"

  BobTidballreplacedthespoilinthebagandtiedthemouthofittightlywithacord。WhenhelookedupthemostprominentobjectthathesawwasthemuzzleofSharkDodson\'s。45helduponhimwithoutawaver。

  \"Stopyourfunnin\',\"saidBob,withagrin。\"Wegottobehittin\'thebreeze。\"

  \"Setstill,\"saidShark。\"Youain\'tgoin\'tohitnobreeze,Bob。Ihatetotellyou,butthereain\'tanychanceforbutoneofus。Bolivar,he\'splentytired,andhecan\'tcarrydouble。\"

  \"Webeenpards,meandyou,SharkDodson,forthreeyear,\"Bobsaidquietly。\"We\'veriskedourlivestogethertimeandagain。I\'vealwaysgiveyouasquaredeal,andIthoughtyouwasaman。I\'veheardsomequeerstoriesaboutyoushootin\'oneortwomeninapeculiarway,butIneverbelieved\'em。Nowifyou\'rejusthavin\'

  alittlefunwithme,Shark,putyourgunup,andwe\'llgetonBolivarandvamose。Ifyoumeantoshoot——

  shoot,youblackheartedsonofatarantula!\"

  SharkDodson\'sfaceboreadeeplysorrowfullook。

  \"Youdon\'tknowhowbadIfeel,\"hesighed,\"aboutthatsorrelofyournbreakin\'hisleg,Bob。\"

  TheexpressiononDodson\'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。

  Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。

  TrulyBobTidballwasneverto\"hitthebreeze\"again。

  Thedeadly。45ofthefalsefriendcrackedandfilledthegorgewitharoarthatthewallshurledbackwithindignantechoes。AndBolivar,unconsciousaccomplice,swiftlyboreawaythelastoftheholders-upofthe\"SunsetExpress,\"notputtothestressof\"carryingdouble。\"

  Butas\"Shark\"Dodsongallopedawaythewoodsseemedtofadefromhisview;therevolverinhisrighthandturnedtothecurvedarmofamahoganychair;hissaddlewasstrangelyupholstered,andheopenedhiseyesandsawhisfeet,notinstirrups,butrestingquietlyontheedgeofaquartered-oakdesk。

  IamtellingyouthatDodson,ofthefirmofDodson&Decker,WallStreetbrokers,openedhiseyes。Peabody,theconfidentialclerk,wasstandingbyhischair,hesitatingtospeak。Therewasaconfusedhumofwheelsbelow,andthesedativebuzzofanelectricfan。

  \"Ahem!Peabody,\"saidDodson,blinking。\"Imusthavefallenasleep。Ihadamostremarkabledream。

  Whatisit,Peabody?\"

  \"Mr。Williams,sir,ofTracy&Williams,isoutside。

  HehascometosettlehisdealinX。Y。Z。Themarketcaughthimshort,sir,ifyouremember。\"

  \"Yes,Iremember。WhatisX。Y。Z。quotedatto-day,Peabody?\"

  \"Oneeighty-five,sir。\"

  \"Thenthat\'shisprice。\"

  \"Excuseme,\"saidPeabody,rathernervously\"forspeakingofit,butI\'vebeentalkingtoWilliams。He\'sanoldfriendofyours,Mr。Dodson,andyoupracticallyhaveacornerinX。Y。Z。Ithoughtyoumight——thatis,Ithoughtyoumightnotrememberthathesoldyouthestockat98。Ifhesettlesatthemarketpriceitwilltakeeverycenthehasintheworldandhishometootodelivertheshares。\"

  TheexpressiononDodson\'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。

  Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。

  \"Hewillsettleatoneeighty-five,\"saidDodson。

  \"Bolivarcannotcarrydouble。\"

  ABLACKJACKBARGAINER

  ThemostdisreputablethinginYanceyGoree\'slawofficewasGoreehimself,sprawledinhiscreakvoldarm-

  chair。Thericketylittleoffice,builtofredbrick,wassetflushwiththestreet——themainstreetofthetownofBethel。

  Bethelresteduponthefoot-hillsoftheBlueRidge。

  Aboveitthemountainswerepiledtothesky。FarbelowittheturbidCatawbagleamedyellowalongitsdisconsolatevalley。

  TheJunedaywasatitssultriesthour。Betheldozedinthetepidshade。Tradewasnot。ItwassostillthatGoree,reclininginhischair,distinctlyheardtheclickingofthechipsinthegrand-juryroom,wherethe\"court-

  housegang\"wasplayingpoker。Fromtheopenbackdooroftheofficeawell-wornpathmeanderedacrossthegrassylottothecourt-house。ThetreadingoutofthatpathhadcostGoreeallheeverhad——firstinheritanceofafewthousanddollars,nexttheoldfamilyhome,and,latterlythelastshredsofhisself-respectandmanhood。

  The\"gang\"hadcleanedhimout。Thebrokengamblerhadturneddrunkardandparasite;hehadlivedtoseethisdaycomewhenthemenwhohadstrippedhimdeniedhimaseatatthegame。Hiswordwasnolongertobetaken。Thedailyboutsatcardshadarrangeditselfaccordingly,andtohimwasassignedtheignoblepartoftheonlooker。Thesheriff,thecountyclerk,asportivedeputy,agayattorney,andachalk-facedmanhailing\"fromthevalley,\"satattable,andtheshearedonewasthustacitlyadvisedtogoandgrowmorewool。

  Soonwearyingofhisostracism,Goreehaddepartedforhisoffice,mutteringtohimselfasheunsteadilytra-

  versedtheunluckypathway。Afteradrinkofcornwhiskeyfromademijohnunderthetable,hehadflunghimselfintothechair,staring,inasortofmaudlinapathy,outatthemountainsimmersedinthesummerhaze。

  ThelittlewhitepatchhesawawayuponthesideofBlackjackwasLaurel,thevillagenearwhichhehadbeenbornandbred。There,also,wasthebirthplaceofthefeudbetweentheGoreesandtheColtranes。NownodirectheiroftheGoreessurvivedexceptthispluckedandsingedbirdofmisfortune。TotheColtranes,also,butonemalesupporterwasleft——ColonelAbnerCol-

  trane,amanofsubstanceandstanding,amemberoftheStateLegislature,andacontemporarywithGoree\'sfather。Thefeudhadbeenatypicaloneoftheregion;

  ithadleftaredrecordofhate,wrongandslaughter。

  ButYanceyGoreewasnotthinkingoffeuds。Hisbefuddledbrainwashopelesslyattackingtheproblemofthefuturemaintenanceofhimselfandhisfavouritefollies。Oflate,oldfriendsofthefamilyhadseentoitthathehadwhereoftoeatandaplacetosleep——butwhiskeytheywouldnotbuyforhim,andhemusthavewhiskey。

  Hislawbusinesswasextinct;nocasehadbeenintrustedtohimintwoyears。Hehadbeenaborrowerandasponge,anditseemedthatifhefellnoloweritwouldbefromlackofopportunity。Onemorechance——hewassayingtohimself——ifhehadonemorestakeatthegame,hethoughthecouldwin;buthehadnothinglefttosell,andhiscreditwasmorethanexhausted。

  Hecouldnothelpsmiling,eveninhismisery,ashethoughtofthemantowhom,sixmonthsbefore,hehadsoldtheoldGoreehomestead。Therehadcomefrom\"backyan\'\"inthemountainstwoofthestrangestcreatures,amannamedPikeGarveyandhiswife。\"Backyan\',\"withawaveofthehandtowardthehills,wasunderstoodamongthemountaineerstodesignatetheremotestfastnesses,theunplumbedgorges,thehauntsoflawbreakers,thewolf\'sden,andtheboudoirofthebear。

  InthecabinfaruponBlackjack\'sshoulder,inthewildestpartoftheseretreats,thisoddcouplehadlivedfortwentyyears。Theyhadneitherdognorchildrentomitigatetheheavysilenceofthehills。PikeGarveywaslittleknowninthesettlements,butallwhohaddealtwithhimpronouncedhim\"crazyasaloon。\"Heacknowledgednooccupationsavethatofasquirrelhunter,buthe\"moonshined\"occasionallybywayofdiversion。Oncethe\"revenues\"haddraggedhimfromhislair,fightingsilentlyanddesperatelylikeaterrier,andhehadbeensenttostate\'sprisonfortwoyears。Released,hepoppedbackintohisholelikeanangryweasel。

  Fortune,passingovermanyanxiouswooers,madeafreakishflightintoBlackjack\'sboskypocketstosmileuponPikeandhisfaithfulpartner。

  Onedayapartyofspectacled,knickerbockered,andaltogetherabsurdprospectorsinvadedthevicinityoftheGarvey\'scabin。Pikeliftedhissquirrelrifleoffthehooksandtookashotatthematlongrangeonthechanceoftheirbeingrevenues。Happilyhemissed,andtheunconsciousagentsofgoodluckdrewnearer,disclosingtheirinnocenceofanythingresemblinglaworjustice。

  Lateron,theyofferedtheGarveysanenormousquantityofready,green,crispmoneyfortheirthirty-acrepatchofclearedland,mentioning,asanexcuseforsuchamadaction,someirrelevantandinadequatenonsenseaboutabedofmicaunderlyingthesaidproperty。

  WhentheGarveysbecamepossessedofsomanydol-

  larsthattheyfalteredincomputingthem,thedeficienciesoflifeonBlackjackbegantogrowprominent。Pikebegantotalkofnewshoes,ahogsheadoftobaccotosetinthecorner,anewlocktohisrifle;and,leadingMartellatoacertainspotonthemountain-side,hepointedouttoherhowasmallcannon——doubtlessathingnotbeyondthescopeoftheirfortuneinprice——

  mightbeplantedsoastocommandanddefendthesoleaccessibletrailtothecabin,totheconfusionofrevenuesandmeddlingstrangersforever。

  ButAdamreckonedwithouthisEve。Thesethingsrepresentedtohimtheappliedpowerofwealth,butthereslumberedinhisdingycabinanambitionthatsoaredfarabovehisprimitivewants。SomewhereinMrs。Garvey\'sbosomstillsurvivedaspotoffemininityunstarvedbytwentyyearsofBlackjack。Forsolongatimethesoundsinherearshadbeenthescaly-barksdroppinginthewoodsatnoon,andthewolvessingingamongtherocksatnight,anditwasenoughtohavepurgedherofvanities。Shehadgrownfatandsadandyellowanddull。Butwhenthemeanscame,shefeltarekindleddesiretoassumetheperquisitesofhersex——

  tositatteatables;tobuyfutilethings;towhitewashthehideousveracityoflifewithalittleformandceremony。

  SoshecoldlyvetoedPike\'sproposedsystemoffortifica-

  tions,andannouncedthatthevwoulddescendupontheworld,andgyratesocially。

  Andthus,atlength,itwasdecided,andthethingdone。ThevillageofLaurelwastheircompromisebetweenMrs。Garvey\'spreferenceforoneofthelargevalleytownsandPike\'shankeringforprimevalsolitudes。

  LaurelyieldedahaltingroundoffeeblesocialdistractionsomportablewithMartella\'sambitions,andwasnotentirelywithoutrecommendationtoPike,itscontiguitytothemountainspresentingadvantagesforsuddenretreatincasefashionablesocietyshouldmakeitadvisable。

  TheirdescentuponLaurelhadbeencoincidentwithYanceyGoree\'sfeverishdesiretoconvertpropertyintocash,andtheyboughttheoldGoreehomestead,payingfourthousanddollarsreadymoneyintothespendthrift\'sshakinghands。

  ThusithappenedthatwhilethedisreputablelastoftheGoreessprawledinhisdisreputableoffice,attheendofhisrow,spurnedbythecronieswhomhehadgorged,strangersdweltinthehallsofhisfathers。

  Acloudofdustwasrolling,slowlyuptheparchedstreet,withsomethingtravellinginthemidstofit。A

  littlebreezewaftedthecloudtooneside,andanew,brightlypaintedcarryall,drawnbyaslothfulgrayhorse,becamevisible。ThevehicledeflectedfromthemiddleofthestreetasitnearedGoree\'soffice,andstoppedinthegutterdirectlyinfrontofhisdoor。

  Onthefrontseatsatagaunt,tallman,dressedinblackbroadcloth,hisrigidhandsincarceratedinyellowkidgloves。OnthebackseatwasaladywhotriumphedovertheJuneheat。Herstoutformwasarmouredinaskintightsilkdressofthedescriptionknownas\"change-

  able,\"beingagorgeouscombinationofshiftinghues。

  Shesaterect,wavingamuch-omamentedfan,withhereyesfixedstonilyfardownthestreet。HoweverMartellaGarvey\'sheartmightberejoicingatthepleasuresofhernewlife,Blackjackhaddonehisworkwithherexterior。

  Hehadcarvedhercountenancetotheimageofemptinessandinanity;hadimbuedherwiththestolidityofhiscrags,andthereserveofhishushedinteriors。Shealwaysseemedtohear,whateverhersurroundingswere,thescaly-barksfallingandpatteringdownthemountain-

  side。ShecouldalwaysheartheawfulsilenceofBlack-

  jacksoundingthroughthestillestofnights。

  Goreewatchedthissolemnequipage,asitdrovetohisdoor,withonlyfaintinterest;butwhenthelankdriverwrappedthereinsabouthiswhip,awkwardlydescended,andsteppedintotheoffice,heroseunsteadilytoreceivehim,recognizingPikeGarvey,thenew,thetransformed,therecentlycivilized。

  ThemountaineertookthechairGoreeofferedhim。

  TheywhocastdoubtsuponGarvey\'ssoundnessofmindhadastrongwitnessintheman\'scountenance。Hisfacewastoolong,adullsaffroninhue,andimmobileasastatue\'s。Pale-blue,unwinkingroundeyeswithoutlashesaddedtothesingularityofhisgruesomevisage。

  Goreewasatalosstoaccountforthevisit。

  \"EverythingallrightatLaurel,Mr。Garvey?\"heinquired。

  \"Everythingallright,sir,andmightypleasedisMissisGarveyandmewiththeproperty。MissisGarveylikesyo\'oldplace,andshelikestheneighbourhood。Societyiswhatshe\'lowsshewants,andsheisgettin\'ofit。TheRogerses,theHapgoods,thePrattsandtheTroyshevbeentoseeMissisGarvey,andshehevetmealstomostoftharhouses。Thebestfolkshevaxedhertodiffer\'ntkindsofdoin\'s。Icyan\'tsay,Mr。Goree,thatsechthingssuitsme——furme,givemethemthar。\"Garvey\'shuge,yellow-glovedhandflourishedinthedirectionofthemountains。\"That\'swharIb\'long,\'mongstthewildhoneybeesandtheb\'ars。Butthatain\'twhatI

  comefurtosay,Mr。Goree。Thar\'ssomethin\'yougotwhatmeandMissisGarveywantstobuy。\"

  \"Buy!\"echoedGoree。\"Fromme?\"Thenhelaughedharshly。\"Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Isoldouttoyou,asyouyourselfexpressedit,\'lock,stockandbarrel。\'Thereisn\'tevenaramrodlefttosell。\"

  \"You\'vegotit;andwe\'unswantit。\'Takethemoney,\'saysMissisGarvey,\'andbuyitfa\'randsquared\'。\'\"

  Goreeshookhishead。\"Thecupboard\'sbare,\"hesaid。

  \"We\'veriz,\"pursuedthemountaineer,undetectedfromhisobject,\"aheap。Wewasporeaspossums,andnowwecouldhevfolkstodinnereveryday。Webeenrecognized,MissisGarveysays,bythebestsociety。

  Butthere\'ssomethin\'weneedweain\'tgot。Shesaysitoughttobeenputinthe\'ventoryovthesale,butittain\'tthar。\'Takethemoney,then,\'saysshe,\'andbuyitfa\'randsquar\'。\"\'

  \"Outwithit,\"saidGoree,hisrackednervesgrowingimpatient。

  Garveythrewhisslouchbatuponthetable,andleanedforward,fixinghisunblinkingevesuponGoree\'s。

  \"There\'saoldfeud,\"hesaiddistinctlyandslowly,\"\'tweenyou\'unsandtheColtranes。\"

  Goreefrownedominously。Tospeakofhisfeudtoafeudistisaseriousbreachofthemountainetiquette。

  Themanfrom\"backyan\'\"knewitaswellasthelawyerdid。

  \"Naoffense,\"hewenton\"butpurelyinthewayofbusiness。MissisGarveyhevstudiedallaboutfeuds。

  Mostofthequalityfolksinthemountainshev\'em。TheSettlesandtheGoforths,theRankinsandtheBoyds,theSilersandtheGalloways,hevallbeencyarin\'onfeudsf\'omtwentytoahundredyear。Thelastmantodrapwaswhenyo\'uncle,JedgePaisleyGoree,\'journedco\'tandshotLenColtranef\'omthebench。MissisGarveyandme,wecomef\'omthepo\'whitetrash。Nobodywouldn\'tpickafeudwithwe\'uns,nomo\'nwithafam\'lyoftree-toads。Qualitypeopleeverywhar,saysMissisGarvey,hasfeuds。We\'unsain\'tquality,butwe\'reuyin\'intoitasfuraswecan。\'Takethemoney,then,\'

  saysMissisGarvey,\'andbuyMr。Goree\'sfeud,fa\'randsquar\'。\'\"

  Thesquirrelhunterstraightenedaleghalfacrosstheroom,drewarollofbillsfromhispocket,andthrewthemonthetable。

  \"Thar\'stwohundreddollars,Mr。Goree;whatyouwouldcallafa\'rpriceforafeudthat\'sbeen\'lowedtorundownlikeyournhev。Thar\'sonlyyoulefttocyar\'

  onyo\'sideofit,andyou\'dmakemightypo\'killin\'。I\'lltakeitoffyo\'hands,andit\'llsetmeandMissisGarveyupamongthequality。Thar\'sthemoney。\"

  Thelittlerollofcurrencyonthetableslowlyuntwisteditself,writhingandjumpingasitsfoldsrelaxed。InthesilencethatfollowedGarvey\'slastspeechtherattlingofthepokerchipsinthecourt-housecouldbeplainlyheard。

  Goreeknewthatthesheriffhadjustwonapot,forthesubduedwhoopwithwhichhealwaysgreetedavictoryfloatedacrossthesqquareuponthecrinklyheatwaves。

  BeadsofmoisturestoodonGoree\'sbrow。Stooping,hedrewthewicker-covereddemijohnfromunderthetable,andfilledatumblerfromit。

  \"Alittlecornliquor,Mr。Garvey?Ofcourseyouarejokingaboutwhatyouspokeof?Opensquiteanewmarket,doesn\'tit?Feuds。Prime,two-fiftytothree。Feuds,slightlydamaged——twohundred,I

  believeyousaid,Mr。Garvey?\"

  Goreelaughedself-consciously。

  ThemountaineertooktheglassGoreehandedhim,anddrankthewhiskywithoutatremorofthelidsofhisstaringeyes。Thelawyerapplaudedthefeatbyalookofenviousadmiration。Hepouredhisowndrink,andtookitlikeadrunkard,bygulps,andwithshuddersatthesmellandtaste。

  \"Twohundred,\"repeatedGarvey。\"Thar\'sthemoney。\"

  AsuddenpassionflaredupinGoree\'sbrain。Hestruckthetablewithhisfist。Oneofthebillsflippedoverandtouchedhishand。Heflinchedasifsomethinghadstunghim。

  \"Doyoucometome,\"heshouted,\"seriouslywithsucharidiculous,insulting,darned-foolproposition?\"

  \"It\'sfa\'randsquar\',\"saidthesquirrelhunter,buthereachedouthishandasiftotakebackthemoney;andthenGoreeknewthathisownflurryofragehadnotbeenfromprideorresentment,butfromangerathimself,knowingthathewouldsetfootinthedeeperdepthsthatwerebeingopenedtohim。Heturnedinaninstantfromanoutragedgentlemantoananxiouschaffererrecom-

  mendinghisgoods。

  \"Don\'tbeinahurry,Garvey,\"hesaid,hisfacecrimsonandhisspeechthick。\"Iacceptyourp-p-proposition,thoughit\'sdirtcheapattwohundred。At-trade\'sallrightwhenbothp-purchaserandb-buyerares-satisfied。

  ShallIw-wrapitupforyou,Mr。Garvey?\"

  Garveyrose,andshookouthisbroadcloth。\"MissisGarvevwillbepleased。Youairoutofit,anditstandsColtraneandGarvey。Justascrapovwritin\',Mr。

  Goree,youbein\'alawyer,toshowwetraded。\"

  Goreeseizedasheetofpaperandapen。Themoneywasclutchedinhismoisthand。Everythingelsesud-

  denlyseemedtogrowtrivialandlight。

  \"Billofsale,byallmeans。\'Right,title,andinterestinandto\'……\'foreverwarrantand——\'No,Garvey,we\'llhavetoleaveoutthat\'defend,\'\"saidGoreewithaloudlaugh。\"You\'llhavetodefendthistitleyourself。\"

  Themountaineerreceivedtheamazingscreedthatthelawyerhandedhim,foldeditwithimmenselabour,andlaceditcarefullyinhispocket。

  Goreewasstandingnearthewindow。\"Stephere,said,raisinghisfinger,\"andI\'llshowyouyourrecentlypurchasedenemy。Therehegoes,downtheothersideofthestreet。\"

  Themountaineercrookedhislongframetolookthroughthewindowinthedirectionindicatedbytheother。

  ColonelAbnerColtrane,anerect,portlygentlemanofaboutfifty,wearingtheinevitablelong,double-breastedfrockcoatoftheSouthernlawmaker,andanoldhighsilkhat,waspassingontheoppositesidewalk。AsGarveylooked,Goreeglancedathisface。Iftherebesuchathingasayellowwolf,herewasitscounterpart。

  Garveysnarledashisunhumaneyesfollowedthemovingfigure,disclosinglong,amber-colouredfangs。

  \"Isthathim?Why,that\'sthemanwhosentmetothepenitentiaryonce!\"

  \"Heusedtobedistrictattorney,\"saidGoreecare-

  lessly。\"And,bytheway,he\'safirst-classshot。\"

  \"Ikinhitasquirrel\'seyeatahundredyard,\"saidGarvey。\"Sothatthar\'sColtrane!ImadeabettertradethanIwasthinkin\'。I\'lltakekeerovthisfeud,Mr。Goree,better\'nyoueverdid!\"

  Hemovedtowardthedoor,butlingeredthere,betray-

  ingaslightperplexity。

  \"Anythingelseto-day?\"inquiredGoreewithfrothysarcasm。\"Anyfamilytraditions,ancestralghosts,orskeletonsinthecloset?Pricesaslowasthelowest。\"

  \"Tharwasanotherthing,\"repliedtheunmovedsquirrelhunter,\"thatMissisGarveywasthinkin\'of。\'Tain\'tsomuchinmylineast\'other,butshewantedpartic\'larthatIshouldinquire,andefyouwaswillin\',\'payfurit,\'

  shesays,\'fa\'randsquar\'。\'Thar\'saburyin\'groun\',asyouknow,Mr。Goree,intheyardofyo\'oldplace,underthecedars。Themthatliestharisyo\'folkswhatwaskilledbytheColtranes。Themonymentshasthenameson\'em。MissisGarvevsaysafam\'lyburyin\'

  groun\'-isasho\'signofquality。Shesaysefwegitthefeudthar\'ssomethin\'elseoughttogowithit。Thenamesonthemmoiivmentsis\'Goree,\'buttheycanbechangedtoournby——\"

  \"Go。Go!\"screamedGoree,hisfaceturningpurple。

  Hestretchedoutbothhandstowardthemountaineer,hisfingershookedandshaking。\"Go,youghoul!EvenaCh-Chinamanprotectstheg-gravesofhisancestors——go!\"

  Thesquirrelhunterslouchedoutofthedoortohiscarryall。WhilehewasclimbingoverthewheelGoreewascollecting,withfeverishcelerity,themoneythathadfallenfromhishandtothefloor。Asthevehicleslowlyturnedabout,thesheep,withacoatofnewlygrownwool,washurrying,inindecenthaste,alongthepathtothecourt-house。

  Atthreeo\'clockinthemorningtheybroughthimbacktohisoffice,shornandunconscious。Thesheriff,thesportivedeputy,thecountyclerk,andthegayattorneycarriedhim,thechalk-facedman\"fromthevalley\"

  actingasescort。

  \"Onthetable,\"saidoneofthem,andtheydepositedhimthereamongthelitterofhisunprofitablebooksandpapers。

  \"Yancethinksalotofapairofdeuceswhenhe\'sliquoredup,\"sighedthesheriffreflectively。

  \"Toomuch,\"saidthegayattorney。\"Amanhasnobusinesstoplaypokerwhodrinksasmuchashedoes。I

  wonderhowmuchhedroppedto-night。\"

  \"Closetotwohundred。WhatIwonderiswharhegotit。Yanceain\'thadacentfuroveramonth,I

  know。\"

  \"Struckaclient,maybe。Well,let\'sgethomebeforedaylight。He\'llbeallrightwhenhewakesup,exceptforasortofbeehiveaboutthecranium。\"

  Thegangslippedawaythroughtheearlymorningtwilight。ThenexteyetogazeuponthemiserableGoreewastheorbofday。Hepeeredthroughtheuncurtainedwindow,firstdelugingthesleeperinafloodoffaintgold,butsoonpouringuponthemottledredofhisfleshasearching,white,summerheat。Goreestirred,halfunconsciously,amongthetable\'sd閎ris,andturnedhisfacefromthewindow。Hismovementdislodgedaheavylawbook,whichcrasheduponthefloor。Openinghiseyes,hesaw,bendingoverhim,amaninablackfrockcoat。Lookinghigher,hediscoveredawell-wornsilkhat,andbeneathitthekindly,smoothfaceofColonelAbnerColtrane。

  Alittleuncertainoftheoutcome,thecolonelwaitedfortheothertomakesomesignofrecognition。Notintwentyyearshadmalemembersofthesetwofamiliesfacedeachotherinpeace。Goree\'seyelidspuckeredashestrainedhisblurredsighttowardthisvisitor,andthenhesmiledserenely。

  \"HaveyoubroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay?\"

  hesaidcalmly。

  \"Doyouknowme,Yancey?\"askedColtrane。

  \"OfcourseIdo。Youbroughtmeawhipwithawhistleintheend。\"

  Sohehad——twenty-fouryearsago;whenYancey\'sfatherwashisbestfriend。

  Goree\'seyeswanderedabouttheroom。Thecolonelunderstood。\"Liestill,andI\'llbringyousome,\"saidhe。

  Therewasapumpintheyardattherear,andGoreeclosedhiseyes,listeningwithrapturetotheclickofitshandle,andthebubblingofthefallingstream。Col-

  tranebroughtapitcherofthecoolwater,andhelditforhimtodrink。PresentlyGoreesatup——amostforlornobject,hissummersuitofflaxsoiledandcrumpled,hisdiscreditableheadtousledandunsteady。Hetriedtowaveoneofhishandstowardthecolonel。

  \"Ex-excuse-everything,willyou?\"hesaid。\"I

  musthavedrunktoomuchwhiskeylastnight,andgonetobedonthetable。\"Hisbrowsknittedintoapuzzledfrown。

  \"Outwiththeboysawhile?\"askedColtranekindly。

  \"No,Iwentnowhere。Ihaven\'thadadollartospendinthelasttwomonths。Struckthedemijohntoooften。

  Ireckon,asusual。\"

  ColonelColtranetouchedhimontheshoulder。

  \"Alittlewhileago,Yancey,\"hebegan,\"youaskedmeifIhadbroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay。Youweren\'tquiteawakethen,andmusthavebeendreamingyouwereaboyagain。Youareawakenow,andIwantyoutolistentome。IhavecomefromStellaandLucytotheiroldplaymate,andtomyoldfriend\'sson。TheyknowthatIamgoingtobringyouhomewithme,andyouwillfindthemasreadywithawelcomeastheywereintheolddays。Iwantyoutocometomyhouseandstayuntilyouareyourselfaain,andasmuchlongerasyouwill。Weheardofyourbeingdownintheworld,andinthemidstoftemptation,andweagreedthatyoushouldcomeoverandplayatourhouseoncemore。Willyoucome,myboy?Willyoudropouroldfamilytroubleandcomewithme?\"

  \"Trouble!\"saidGoree,openinghiseyeswide。\"TherewasneveranytroublebetweenusthatIknowof。I\'msurewe\'vealwaysbeenthebestfriends。But,goodLord,Colonel,howcouldIgotoyourhomeasIam——adrunkenwretch,amiserable,degradedspendthriftandgambler——\"

  Helurchedfromthetableintohisarmchair,andbegantoweepmaudlintears,mingledwithgenuinedropsofremorseandshame。Coltranetalkedtohimpersist-

  entlyandreasonably,remindinghimofthesimplemoun-

  tainpleasuresofwhichhehadoncebeensofond,andinsistinguponthegenuinenessoftheinvitation。

点击下载App,搜索"Whirligigs",免费读到尾