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  Simple?I\'llsayitis!PositivelynothingcouldbesimplerunlessitbethestarksimplicityofthemindofanauthorwhofiguresthatwhentheAtlanticOceanstartsboringitswaythroughacrackinaseawallyoucanstopitbypluggingtheholeontheinnersideoftheseawallwithasmallboy\'sarm。NedBuntlinemayneverhaveenjoyedthevogueamongparentsandteachersthatMr。

  McGuffeyenjoyed,butI\'llsaythisforhim——heknewmoreaboutthelawsofhydraulicsthanMcGuffeyeverdreamed。

  AndtherewasPeterHurdle,theraggedladwhoengagedinalongbuttiresomeconversationwiththephilanthropicandinquisitiveMr。Lenox,duringthecourseofwhichitdevelopedthatPeterdidn\'twantanything。Whenitcameontostormhegotunderatree。Whenhewashungryheatearawturnip。Rawturnips,itwouldappear,grewalltheyearroundinthefieldsofthefavoredlandwherePeterresided。IfthechillwindsofautumnblewinthroughoneoftheholesinPeter\'strouserstheyblewrightoutagainthroughanotherhole。Andhedidn\'tcaretoacceptthedimewhichMr。Lenoxinanexcessofgenerosityofferedhim,because,itseemed,healreadyhadadime。WhenitcametobeingplumbcontentedthereprobablyneverwasasoulonthisearththatwastheequalofMasterHurdle。HeevenwassatisfiedwithhisnamewhichIwouldregardastheultimatetest。

  Likewise,therewasthecaseofHughIdleandMr。Toil。Perhapsyourecallthatmovingstory?Hughtriestododgework;whereverhegoeshefindsMr。Toilinoneguiseoranotherbutalwayswiththesameharshvoiceandthesamefrowningeyes,bossingsomejobinamannerwhichwouldcosthimhisboss-shiprightoffthereelinthesetimeswhenunionlaborissotouchy。Andwhatisthemoraltobedrawnfromthisnarrative?IknowthatallmylifeI

  havebeentryingtogetawayfromwork,feelingthatIwasintendedforleisure,thoughneverfindingtimesomehowtotakeitupseriously。Butwhatwastheuseoftryingtodiscouragemefromthisagreeableideabackyonderintheformulativeperiodofmyearlieryears?

  InHarper\'sFourthReader,editionof1888,IfoundanarticleentitledTheDifferenceBetweenthePlantsandAnimals。IttakesupseveralpagesandincludessomeofthefanciestlanguagetheseniorMr。HarpercoulddisinterfromtheUnabridged。Inmyowncase——andIthinkIwasnomoreobservantthantheaverageurchinofmyage——IcanscarcelyrememberatimewhenIcouldnotreadilydeterminecertainbasicdistinctionsbetweensuchplantsandsuchanimalsasachildislikelytoencounterinthetemperatepartsofNorthAmerica。

  Whileemergingfrominfancysomeofmycontemporariesmayhavefallenintotheerrorofthelittleboywhocameintothehousewithahauntedlookinhiseyeandaskedhismotherifmulberrieshadsixlegsapieceandranroundinthedustoftheroad,andwhenshetoldhimthatsuchwasnotthecasewithmulberrieshesaid:\"Then,mother,IfeelthatIhavemadeamistake。”

  Tothebestofmyrecollection,Inevermadethismistake,oratleastifIdidIamsureImadenoinquiryafterwardwhichmighttendfurthertoincreasemydoubts;andinanyeventIamsurethatbythetimeIwasoldenoughtostumbleoverMr。Harper\'sfavoritebigwordsIwasoldenoughtotellthedifferencebetweenanordinaryanimal——say,ahousecat——andanyoneofthecommonerformsofplantlife,suchas,forexample,thescaly-barkhickorytree,practicallyataglance。I\'lladdthistoo:NickCarterneverwastedanyofthegoldenmomentswhichheandIspenttogetherinelucidatingformetheradicalpointsofdifferencebetweentheplantsandtheanimals。

  IntherangeofpoetryselectedbythecompilersofthereadersformyespecialbenefitasIprogressedonwardfromtheprimaryclassintothegrammargradesIfindonexaminationoftheseearlierAmericanauthoritiesanevengreaterarrayofchuckleheadsthanappearintheprosedivisions。Ishallpassoverthecelebratedinstance——asreadbyusinclassinaloudtoneofvoiceandwithouthaltforinflectionorthetakingofbreath——oftheTurkwhoatmidnightinhisguardedtentwasdreamingofthehourwhenGreeceherkneesinsuppliancebentwouldtrembleathispower。IrememberhowvaguelyIusedtowonderwhoitwasthatwasgoingtogreaseherkneesandwhysheshouldfeelcalledupontohavethemgreasedatall。Also,IshallpassovertheinstanceofAbouBenAdhem,whosenameledalltherestinthegoldenbookinwhichtheangelwaswriting。Whyshouldn\'tithaveledalltherest?AmanwhosefrontnamebeginswithAb,whosemiddleinitialisB,andwhoselastnamebeginswithAdwillbefoundleadingalltherestinanycitydirectoryoranytelephonelistanywhere。Alphabeticallyorganizedashewas,Mr。Adhemjustnaturallyhadtolead;andyetforhoursonendmyteachesconsumedherenergiesandmineinamoreorlessunsuccessfulefforttocausemetomemorizethedetailsassetforthbyMr。LeighHunt。

  Inthreeseparateschoolbooks,eachtheworkofadifferentcompilator,IdiscoverSirWalterScott\'spoeticcontributiontouchingonYoungLochinvar——YoungLochinvarwhocameoutoftheWest,thesameasthePlumbplansubsequentlycame,andtheHiramJohnsonpresidentialboomandtheinitiativeandthereferendumandtheI。W。W。EveninthoseancienttimestheWestappearstohavebeenafavoriteplaceforupsettingthingstocomefrom;soIcan\'ttakeissuewithSirWalterthere。ButIdotakeissuewithhimwherehesays:

  Solighttothecroupethefairladyheswung,Solighttothesaddlebeforeherhesprung!

  Eveninchildhood\'shourIamsureImusthavequestionedtheabilityofYoungLochinvartoperformthisachievement,forI

  wasbornandbroughtupinahorseback-ridingcountry。NowinthelightofyetfullerexperienceIwishSirWalterwerealiveto-daysoImightarguethequestionoutwithhim。

  Letusconsiderthestatementonitsphysicalmeritssolely。HerewehaveYoungLochinvarswingingtheladytothecroupe,andthenhespringstothesaddleinfrontofher。Nowtodothishemusteithertakealongrunningstartandleapfrogclearoverthelady\'sheadasshesitsthere,andlandaccuratelyinthesaddle,whichisscarcelyaproperthingtodotoanylady,asidefromthedifficultyofspringingtenorfifteenfeetintotheairandcomingdown,crotchedout,onagivenspot,orelsehemustcontributeafeatincontortionthelikeofwhichhasneverbeenduplicatedsince。

  Tobebrutallyfrankaboutit,thethingjustnaturallyisnotpossible。Idon\'tcareifYoungLochinvarwasaslimberasayardoffreshtripe——andhecertainlydidshakealithesomecalfinthemeasuresofthedanceifSirWalter,inanearlierstanza,istobecreditedwithveracity。Evenso,Idenythathecouldhavedonethatcroupetrick。Thereisn\'tacroupieratMonteCarlowhocouldhavedoneit。BuffaloBillcouldn\'thavedoneit。NedBuntlinewouldn\'thavehadBuffaloBilltryingtodoit。DougFairbankscouldn\'tdoit。Icouldn\'tdoitmyself。

  SkippingoverRobertSouthey\'stiresomeredundancyinspendingsomuchofhistimeandmine,whenIwasintheFifthReaderstage,intellinghowthewaterscamedownatLadorewhenitwasapetrifiedcinchthatthey,beingwaters,wouldhavetocomedown,anyhow,Iwouldnextdirectyourattentiontotwooftheforemostidiotsinalltherealmofpoesy;oneayoungidiotandoneanolderidiot,probablywithwhiskers,butbothembalmedinverse,andboth,mindyou,stuckintoeveryorthodoxreadertobeglorifiedbeforetheeyesofchildhood。Irefertothatjuvenilechampionamongidiots,theboywhostoodontheburningdeck,andtotheship\'scaptaininthepoemcalledTheTempest。Letusbrieflyconsiderthegivenfactsasregardsthelatter:Itwaswinteranditwasmidnightandastormwasonthedeep,andthepassengerswerehuddledinthecabinandnotasoulwoulddaretosleep,andtheywereshudderingthereinsilence——onegathersthesilencewassodeepyoucouldhearthemshuddering——andthestoutestheldhisbreath,whichisconsiderablefeat,asIcantestify,becausethestouterafellowgetstheharderitisforhimtoholdhisbreathforanyconsiderableperiodoftime。Verywell,then,thisistheconditionofaffairs。Ifevertherewasatimewhenthoseinauthorityshouldavoidspreadingalarmthiswasthetime。Byallthetraditionsofthemaritimeserviceitdevolvedupontheskippertoremaincalm,coolandcollected。Butwhatdoesthepoetrevealtoalotoftrustingschoolchildren?

  \"Wearelost!\"thecaptainshouted,Ashestaggereddownthestair。

  Hedidn\'twhisperit;hedidn\'ttellittoafriendinconfidence;

  hebelloweditoutatthetopofhisvoicesoallthepassengerscouldhearhim。Theonlypossibleexcusewhichcanbeofferedforthatcaptain\'sbehavioristhathisstaggeringwasduenottothemotionoftheshipbuttoalcoholicstimulant。CouldyouimagineLittleSureShot,theTerrorofthePawnees,drunkorsober,doinganasininethinglikethat?Notintenthousandyears,youcouldn\'t。

  ButthenwemustrememberthatLittleSureShot,beingamoraldime-novelhero,neverindulgedinalcoholicbeveragesunderanycircumstances。

  TheboywhostoodontheburningdeckhasbeenplayedupasanexampleofyouthfulheroismforthebenefitoftheyoungofourraceeversinceMrs。FeliciaDorotheaHemanssethimdowninblackandwhite。Idenythathewasheroic。Iinsistthathemerelywasfeeble-minded。Letusgivethisyouththecarefulonce-over:

  ThesceneistheBattleoftheNile。ThetimeisAugust,1798。

  Whentheactionofthepiecebeginstheboystandsontheburningdeckwhenceallbuthimhadfled。Yousee,everyoneelseaboardhadhadsenseenoughtobeatit,buthestuckbecausehisfatherhadpostedhimthere。Therewasnogoodpurposehemightservebysticking,excepttofurnishaddedmaterialforthepoetess,butliketheleather-headedyoungimbecilethathewashestoodtherewithhisfeetgettingwarmerallthetime,whiletheflamethatlitthebattle\'swreckshoneroundhimo\'erthedead。Afterwhich:

  Therecameaburstofthundersound;

  Theboy——oh!wherewashe?

  Askofthewinds,thatfararoundWithfragmentsstrewedthesea——

  Askthewaves。Askthefragments。AskMrs。Hemans。Or,tosavetime,inquireofme。

  Hehasbecometotallyextinct。Heisnomoreandheneverwasverymuch。Stillweneednotworry。Mentallyhemusthavebeenfromtheveryoutsetaliabilityratherthananasset。Hadhelived,undoubtedlyhewouldhavewoundupinahomeforthefeeble-minded。Itisbetterso,asitis——betterthatheshouldbespreadaboutoverthesurfaceoftheoceaninabroadgeneralway,thussavingalltheexpenseandtroubleofgatheringhimupandburyinghimandputtingatombstoneoverhim。Hewasoneoftheincurables。

  Onceuponatime,writingalittlepieceonanothersubject,I

  advancedtheclaimthatthechampionhalf-witofallpoeticanthologywasSweetAlice,who,asdescribedbyMr。English,weptwithdelightwhenyougaveherasmile,andtrembledinfearatyourfrown。ThisofcoursewaslongbeforeProhibitioncamein。Thesetimestherearemanyreadytoweepwithdelightwhenyouoffertogivethemasmile;butinMr。English\'stimeandAlice\'stherewereplentyofsaloonshandy。Iremarked,whatanawfulkill-joyAlicemusthavebeen,weepinginadisconcertingmannerwhensomebodysmiledinherdirectionandtremblingviolentlyshouldanybodysomuchasmerelyknithisbrow!

  ButwhenIgaveAlicefirstplaceinthelistIactedtoohastily。

  SecondthoughtshouldhaveinformedmethatundeniablythepostofhonorbelongedtothecentralfigureofMr。HenryW。Longfellow\'spoem,Excelsior。Iranacrossit——Excelsior,Imean——inthreedifferentreaderstheotherdaywhenIwascompilingsomeofthedataforthistreatise。Naturallyitwouldbefeaturedinallthree。Itwouldn\'tdotoleaveMr。Longfellow\'sherooutofavolumeinwhichspacewasgiventosuchlesservillageidiotsasCasabiancaandtheSpartanyouth。Letustakeupthissadcaseversebyverse:

  Theshadesofnightwerefallingfast,AsthroughanAlpinevillagepassedAyouth,whobore,\'midsnowandice,Abannerwiththestrangedevice,Excelsior!

  Therewegetanaccuratepenpictureofhisyoungman\'sdeplorablestate。Heisclimbingamountaininthedeadofwinter。Itismadeplainlateronthatheisastrangerintheneighborhood,consequentlyitisfairtoassumethatthemountaininquestionisonehehasneverclimbedbefore。Nobodyhiredhimtoclimbanymountain;heisn\'tclimbingitonabetorbecausesomebodydaredhimtoclimbone。Heisnotdressedformountainclimbing。

  Apparentlyheiswearingthecostumeinwhichheescapedfromtheinstitutionwherehehadbeenaninmate——acostumeconsistingsimplyoflowstockings,sandalsandakindofflowingwoolennightshirt,cutshorttobeginwithandbadlyshrunkeninthewash。

  Hehasonnorubberboots,nosweater,notevenapairofearmuffs。Healsoisbare-headed。Well,anytimethewearingofhatswentoutoffashionhecouldhavehadnouseforhishead,anyhow。

  IgrantyouthatinthepoemMr。Longfellowdoesnotgointodetailsregardingthepatient\'sgarb。Iamgoingbytheillustrationinthereader。TheoriginalMr。McGuffeywasverystrongforillustrations。Hestuckthemineverywhereinhisreaders,whethertheymatchedthethemesornot。Beingasfondofpicturesasheundoubtedlywas,itseemsalmostapityhedidnotmarrythetattooedladyinacircusandthenwhenhegottiredofstudyingherpictoriallyononesidehecouldaskhertoturnaroundandlethimseewhatshehadtosayontheotherside。Perhapshedid。InevergleanedmuchregardingthefamilyhistoryoftheMcGuffeys。

  Bethatasitmay,thewardrobeisentirelyunsuitedfortherigorsoftheclimateinSwitzerlandinwintertime。Symptomaticallyitmarksthewearerasapersonwhoismentallylacking。Heneedsakeeperalmostasbadlyasheneedssomeheavyunderwear。Butthisisn\'ttheworstofit。Takethebanner。Itbearsthesingleword\"Excelsior。”Theyouthisgoingthroughastrangetownlateintheeveninginhisnightie,anditwintertime,carryingabanneradvertisingashreddedwood-fibercommoditywhichwon\'tbeinventeduntilahundredandfiftyyearsafterheisdead!

  Canyoubeatit?Youcan\'teventieit。

  Letuslookfurtherintothematter:

  Hisbrowwassad;hiseyesbeneathFlashedlikeafalchionfromitssheath,AndlikeasilverclarionrungTheaccentsofthatunknowntongue,Excelsior!

  Getit,don\'tyou?Evenhisfeaturesfailtojibe。Hisbrowiscorrugatedwithgrief,buttheflashingoftheeyedenotesalackofintellectualcoherencewhichanyalienistwoulddiagnoseataglanceasevidenceoftotaldementia,evenwerenotconfirmatoryproofofferedbyhisactioninhucksteringforaproductwhichdoesn\'texist,inalanguagewhichnoonepresentcanunderstand。

  Themostdelirioustyphoidfeverpatientyoueversawwouldknowbetterthanthat。

  Tocontinue:

  InhappyhomeshesawthelightOfhouseholdfiresgleamwarmandbright;

  Above,thespectralglaciersshone,Andfromhislipsescapedagroan,Excelsior!

  Thelastlinegiveshimawaystillmorecompletely。Heisgroaningnow,whereamomentbeforehewasclarioning。Abitlater,withoneofthoseshiftscharacteristicofthementallyunbalanced,hismoodchangesandagainheisshouting。He\'sworsethanacuckooclock,thatboy。

  \"TrynotthePass,\"theoldmansaid;

  \"Darklowersthetempestoverhead,Theroaringtorrentisdeepandwide!\"

  Andloudthatclarionvoicereplied,Excelsior!

  \"Ohstay,\"themaidensaid,andrestThywearyheaduponthisbreast!\"

  Atearstoodinhisbrightblueeye,Butstillheanswered,withasigh,Excelsior!

  \"Bewarethepine-tree\'switheredbranch!

  Bewaretheawfulavalanche!\"

  Thiswasthepeasant\'slastGoodnight;

  Avoicereplied,faruptheheight,Excelsior!

  Thesethreeversesroundoutthepicture。ThevenerablecitizenwarnshimagainstthePass;passprivilegesupthatmountainhaveallbeensuspended。Akind-heartedmaidentendershospitalitiesofamostgenerousnature,consideringthatsheneversawtheyoungmanbefore。Somepeoplemightevengosofarastosaythatsheshouldhavebeenashamedofherself;others,thatMr。

  Longfellow,ingivingheraway,wasguiltyofanindelicacy,tosaytheleastofit。PossiblyshewaspracticinguptoqualifyformembershiponthereceptioncommitteethenexttimethevisitingfiremencametohertownorwhentherewasgoingtobeanElks\'

  reunion;soIforoneshallnotquestionhermotives。Shewashospitable——letitgoatthat。Thepeasantcoupleswithhisgood-nightmessageareferencetothedangeroffallingpinewoodandalsoavalanches,whichhaveneverbeenpleasantthingstomeetupwithwhenoneistravelingonamountaininanoppositedirection。

  Allabouthimfirelightsaregleaming,happyfamiliesaregatheredbeforethehearthstone,andthroughthewindowstheeveningyodelmaybeheardpercolatingpleasantly。Thereiseveryinducementfortheyouthtodropinandresthispoor,tired,foolishfaceandhandsandthawouthiskneejointsandgivethemaidenachancetomakegoodonthatpropositionofhers。Butno,highupabovetimberlinehehasanengagementwithhimselfandMr。

  Longfellowtobefrozenasstiffasadriedherring;andso,nowgroaning,nowwithhiseyeflashing,nowwithatear——undoubtedlyafrozentear——standingintheeye,nowclarioning,nowsighing,onwardandupwardhegoes:

  Atbreakofday,asheavenwardThepiousmonksofSaintBernardUtteredtheoft-repeatedprayer,Avoicecriedthroughthestartledair,Excelsior!

  I\'llsaythismuchforhim:Hecertainlyishardtokill。Hecanstayoutallnightinthoseclothes,withthethermometerbelowzero,andatdawnstillbeabletochirptheonlywordthatisleftinhisvocabulary。Hecan\'tlastforeverthough。Therehastobeafinishtothislamentablefiascosometime。Wegetit:

  Atraveler,bythefaithfulhound,Halfburiedinthesnowwasfound,StillgraspinginhishandoficeThatbannerwiththestrangedevice,Excelsior!

  Thereinthetwilightcoldandgray,Lifeless,butbeautiful,helay,Andfromtheskysereneandfar,Avoicefell,likeafallingstar,Excelsior!

  Themeteoricvoicesaid\"Excelsior!\"Itshouldhavesaid\"Bonehead!\"

  Itwouldhavesaidit,too,ifNedBuntlinehadbeenhandlingthesubject,forhehadasenseofverities,hadNed。Probablythatwasoneofthereasonswhytheybarredhisworksoutofalltheschoolbooks。

  WiththepassageofyearsIratherimaginethatLieutenantG——,oftheUnitedStatesNavy,whowenttosomuchtroubleandtooksomanyneedlesspainsinordertobecomeacorpsemayhavevanishedfromtheschoolreaders。IadmitIfailedtofindhiminanyofthemoderneditionsthroughwhichIglanced,butIamabletoreport,asaresultofmyresearches,thatthewell-knowncroupespecialist,YoungLochinvar,isstillthereandsolikewiseisCasabianca,thetotalloss;andasIsaidbefore,IranacrossExcelsiorthreetimes。

  Justheretheotherday,whenIwaspreparingthematerialforthislittlebook,IhappeneduponanadvertisementinaNewYorkpaperofanauctionsaleofacollectionofso-calleddimenovels,datingbacktotheoldBeadle\'sBoy\'sLibraryintheearlyeightiesandcomingondownthroughtheyearsintothegenerationwhenNickandOldCapweresucceedingsomeoftheearlierfavorites。I

  readoffafewoftheleadingtitlesuponthelist:

  BronzeJack,theCaliforniaThoroughbred;or,TheLostCityoftheBasalticButtes。Astrangestoryofadesperateadventureafterfortuneintheweird,wildApacheland。ByAlbertW。Aiken。

  TombstoneDick,theTrainPilot;or,TheTraitor\'sTrail。AstoryoftheArizonaWilds。ByNedBuntline。

  TheTarantulaofTaos;or,GiantGeorge\'sRevenge。AtaleofSardine-boxCity,Arizona。ByMajorSamS。BuckskinSamHall。

  RedtopRube,theVigilantePrince;or,TheBlackRegulatorsofArizona。ByMajorE。L。St。Vrain。

  OldGrizzlyAdams,theBearTamer;or,TheMonarchoftheMountains。

  DeadlyEyeandthePrairieRover。

  ArizonaJoe,theBoyPardofTexasJack。

  PacificPete,thePrinceoftheRevolver。

  KitCarson,KingoftheGuides。

  LeadvilleNick,theBoySport;or,TheMadMiner\'sRevenge。

  LighthouseLige;or,TheFirebrandoftheEverglades。

  TheDesperateDozen;or,TheFairFiend。

  NighthawkKit;or,TheDaughteroftheRanch。

  Joaquin,theSaddleKing。

  MustangSam,theWildRiderofthePlains。

  AdventuresofWildBill,thePistolPrince,fromYouthtohisDeathbyAssassination。DeedsofDaring,AdventureandThrillingIncidentsintheLifeofJ。B。Hickok,knowntotheWorldasWildBill。

  ThesetitlesandmanyanotherdidIread,andreadingthemmymindslidbackalongagrooveinmybraintoacertainstableloftinacertainKentuckytown,andIsaidtomyselfthatifIhadaboy——say,abouttwelveorfourteenyearsold——IwouldgotothisauctionandbidinthesebooksandIwouldbackthemupandreenforcethemwithsomeofthebestofthecollectedworksofNickCarterandCapCollierandNickCarter,Jr。,andFrankReade,andIwouldbuy,ifIcouldfinditanywhere,acertainpaper-backedvolumedealingwiththelifeoftheJamesboys——notHenryandWilliam,butJesseandFrank——whichIreadeversolongago;andIwouldconferthewholelotofthemuponthatoffspringofmineandI

  wouldsaytohim:

  \"Here,myson,issomethingforyou;arareandpreciousgift。

  Readthesevolumesopenly。Nevermindthecrudestyleinwhichmostofthemarewritten。Itcan\'tbeanyworsethanthestiltedandartificialstyleinwhichyourschoolreaderiswritten;and,anyhow,ifyouareevergoingtobeawriter,styleisathingwhichyoulaboriouslymustlearn,andthenhavingacquiredaddedwisdomyouwillforgetpartofitandchucktherestofitoutofthewindowandacquireastyleofyourown,whichmerelyisanotherwayofsayingthatifyouhavegoodtastetostartwithyouwillhavewhatiscalledstyleinwriting,andifyouhaven\'tthatsenseofgoodtasteyouwon\'thaveastyleandnothingcangiveittoyou。

  \"Readthemforthethrillsthatareinthem。Readthem,rememberingthatifthiscountryhadnothadapioneerbreedofBuckskinSamsandDeadwoodDicksweshouldhavehadnonativeschoolofdimenovelists。Readthemfortheirbriskandstirringmovement;forthespiritofoutdooradventureandlifewhichcrowdsthem;fortheirswiftbutlogicalprocessionsofsequences;forthephasesofpioneerAmericanismtheyrawlybutgraphicallyportray,andfortheirmoralvalues。ReadthemalongwithyourCoopersandyourIvanhoeandyourMayneReids。Readthemthrough,andperhapssomeday,iffortuneiskindertoyouthaneveritwastoyourfather,withabackgroundbehindyouandavisionbeforeyou,youmaybeinspiredtositdownandwriteadimenovelofyourownalmostgoodenoughtobeworthyofmentioninthesamebreathwiththetwogreatestadventurestories——dollar-sizeddimenovelsiswhattheyreallyare——thateverwerewritten;written,bothofthem,bysure-enoughwritingmen,who,I\'msure,musthavebasedtheirmoodsandtheirmodesuponthememoriesofthedimenovelswhichthey,theyintheirturn,readwhentheywereboysofyourage。

  \"Irefer,myson,toabookcalledHuckleberryFinn,andtoabookcalledTreasureIsland。”

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