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  Tome,unfortunatelyperhapsforIspeakmerelyofindividualtaste,acatisawildanimal。AcatisNaturepersonified。LikeNature,itissomysteriousthatonecannotquitereposeeveninitsbeauty。ButlikeNatureagain,itissobeautifulthatonecannotbelievethatitisreallycruel。Perhapsitisn\'t;andthereagainitislikeNature。Menofoldtimeworshippedcatsastheyworshippedcrocodiles;andthosemagnificentoldmysticsknewwhattheywereabout。Themomentinwhichonereallylovescatsisthesameasthatinwhichonemoderatelyandwithinreasonlovescrocodiles。Itisthatdivineinstantwhenamanfeelshimself——no,notabsorbedintotheunityofallthingsaloathsomefancy——butdelightinginthedifferenceofallthings。Atthemomentwhenamanreallyknowsheisamanhewillfeel,howeverfaintly,akindoffairy-talepleasureinthefactthatacrocodileisacrocodile。Allthemorewillheexultinthethingsthataremoreevidentlybeautifulthancrocodiles,suchasflowersandbirdsandeats——whicharemorebeautifulthaneither。Butitdoesnotfollowthathewillwishtopickalltheflowersortocageallthebirdsortoownallthecats。

  Noonewhostillbelievesindemocracyandtherightsofmanwilladmitthatanydivisionbetweenmenandmencanbeanythingbutafancifulanalogytothedivisionbetweenmenandanimals。ButinthesphereofsuchfancifulanalogythereareevenhumanbeingswhomIfeeltobelikeeatsinthisrespect:thatIcanlovethemwithoutlikingthem。Ifeelitaboutcertainquaintandaliensocieties,especiallyabouttheJapanese。TheexquisiteoldJapanesedraughtsmanshipofwhichweshallseenomore,nowJapanhasgoneinforProgressandImperialismhadaqualitythatwasinfinitelyattractiveandintangible。Japanesepictureswerereallyratherlikepicturesmadebycats。Theywerefulloffeatherysoftnessandofsuddenandspiritedscratches。Ifanyonewillwanderinsomegalleryfortunateenoughtohaveafinecollectionofthoseslightwater-coloursketchesonricepaperwhichcomefromtheremoteEast,hewillobservemanyelementsinthemwhichafancifulpersonmightconsiderfeline。Thereis,forinstance,thatoddenjoymentofthetopsoftrees;thoseairytraceriesofforksandfadingtwigs,uptowhichcertainlynoartist,butonlyacatcouldclimb。Thereisthatelvishloveofthefullmoon,aslargeandlucidasaChineselantern,hunginthesetenuousbranches。Thatmoonissolargeandluminousthatonecanimagineahundredcatshowlingunderit。Thenthereistheexhaustivetreatmentoftheanatomyofbirdsandfish;subjectsinwhichcatsaresaidtobeinterested。Thenthereistheslantingcat-likeeyeofalltheseEasterngodsandmen——butthisisgettingaltogethertoocoincident。Weshallhaveanotherracialtheoryinnotimebeginning\"AretheJapsCats?\",andthoughIshallnotbelieveinmytheory,somebodyelsemight。Therearepeopleamongmyesteemedcorrespondentswhomightbelieveanything。ItisenoughformetosayherethatinthissmallrespectJapsaffectmelikecats。ImeanthatIlovethem。Ilovetheirquaintandnativepoetry,theirinstinctofeasycivilisation,theiruniqueunreplaceableart,thetestimonytheybeartothebustling,irrepressibleactivitiesofnatureandman。IfIwerearealmysticlookingdownonthemfromarealmountain,IamsureIshouldlovethemmoreeventhanthestrongwingedandunweariedbirdsorthefruitful,ever-

  multiplyingfish。But,asforlikingthem,asonelikesadog——thatisquiteanothermatter。Thatwouldmeantrustingthem。

  IntheoldEnglishandScotchballadsthefairiesareregardedverymuchinthewaythatIfeelinclinedtoregardJapsandcats。Theyarenotspeciallyspokenofasevil;theyareenjoyedaswitchingandwonderful;

  buttheyarenottrustedasgood。Youdonotsaythewrongwordsorgivethewronggiftstothem;andthereisacurioussilenceaboutwhatwouldhappentoyouifyoudid。Nowtome,Japan,theJapanofArt,wasalwaysafairyland。Whattreesasgayasflowersandpeaksaswhiteasweddingcakes;whatlanternsaslargeashousesandhousesasfrailaslanterns!……but……but……themissionaryexplainedIreadinthepaperthattheassertionanddenialabouttheJapaneseuseoftorturewasamerematterofverbaltranslation。\"TheJapanesewouldnotcalltwistingthethumbsback\'torture。\'\"

  THECHARTEREDLIBERTINE

  IfindmyselfinagreementwithMr。RobertLyndforhismostjustremarkinconnectionwiththeMalatestacase,thatthepolicearebecomingaperiltosociety。IhavenoattractiontothatsortofatheistasceticismtowhichthepurertypesofAnarchismtend;butbothanatheistandanasceticarebettermenthanaspy;anditisignominioustoseeone\'scountrythuslosingherspecialpointofhonouraboutasylumandliberty。Itwillbequiteanewdepartureifwebegintoprotectandwhitewashforeignpolicemen。IalwaysunderstooditwasonlyEnglishpolicemenwhowereabsolutelyspotless。Agoodmanyofus,however,havebeguntofeelwithMr。Lynd,andonallsidesauthoritiesandofficialsarebeingquestioned。Butthereisonemostgraphicandextraordinaryfact,whichitdidnotlieinMr。Lynd\'swaytotouchupon,butwhichsomebodyreallymustseizeandemphasise。Itisthis:thatattheverytimewhenweareallbeginningtodoubttheseauthorities,wearelettinglawspasstoincreasetheirmostcapriciouspowers。Allourcommissions,petitions,andletterstothepapersareaskingwhethertheseauthoritiescangiveanaccountoftheirstewardship。Andatthesamemomentallourlawsaredecreeingthattheyshallnotgiveanyaccountoftheirstewardship,butshallbecomeyetmoreirresponsiblestewards。BillsliketheFeeble-MindedBillandtheInebriateBillveryappropriatenamesforthemactuallyarmwithscorpionsthehandthathaschastisedtheMalatestasandMaleckaswithwhips。Theinspector,thedoctor,thepolicesergeant,thewell-paidpersonwhowritescertificatesand\"passes\"this,that,ortheother;thissortofmanisbeingtrustedwithmoreauthority,apparentlybecauseheisbeingdoubtedwithmorereason。

  InoneroomweareaskingwhytheGovernmentandthegreatexpertsbetweenthemcannotsailaship。InanotherroomwearedecidingthattheGovernmentandexpertsshahbeallowed,withouttrialordiscussion,toimmureanyone\'sbody,damnanyone\'ssoul,anddisposeofunborngenerationswiththelevityofapagangod。Weareputtingtheofficialonthethronewhileheisstillinthedock。

  Themeremeaningofwordsisnowstrangelyforgottenandfalsified;aswhenpeopletalkofanauthor\'s\"message,\"withoutthinkingwhomitisfrom;andIhavenotedintheseconnectionsthestrangemisuseofanotherword。Itistheexcellentmediaevalword\"charter。”IremembertheActthatsoughttosavegutter-boysfromcigaretteswascalled\"TheChildren\'sCharter。”SimilarlytheActwhichseekstolockupaslunaticspeoplewhoarenotlunaticswasactuallycalleda\"charter\"ofthefeeble-minded。Nowthisterminologyisinsanelywrong,eveniftheBillsareright。Evenweretheyrightintheorytheywouldbeappliedonlytothepoor,likemanybetterrulesabouteducationandcruelty。A

  womanwaslatelypunishedforcrueltybecauseherchildrenwerenotwashedwhenitwasprovedthatshehadnowater。FromthatitwillbeaneasystepinAdvancedThoughttopunishingamanforwine-bibbingwhenitisprovedthathehadnowine。Riftsinrightreasonwidendowntheages。

  Andwhenwehavebegunbyshuttingupaconfessedlykindpersonforcruelty,wemayyetcometoshuttingupMr。TomMannforfeeble-

  mindedness。

  Butevenifsuchlawsdogoodtochildrenoridiots,itiswrongtousetheword\"charter。”Acharterdoesnotmeanathingthatdoesgoodtopeople。Itmeansathingthatgrantspeoplemorerightsandliberties。

  Itmaybeagoodthingforgutter-boystobedeprivedoftheircigarettes:

  itmightbeagoodthingforaldermentobedeprivedoftheircigars。

  ButIthinktheGoldsmiths\'CompanywouldbeverymuchsurprisediftheKinggrantedthemanewcharterinplaceoftheirmediaevalcharter,anditonlymeantthatpolicemenmightpullthecigarsoutoftheirmouths。Itmaybeagoodthingthatalldrunkardsshouldbelockedup:

  andmanyacutestatesmen\"KingJohn,forinstancewouldcertainlyhavethoughtitagoodthingifallaristocratscouldbelockedup。Buteventhatsomewhatcynicalprincewouldscarcelyhavegrantedtothebaronsathingcalled\"theGreatCharter\"andthenlockedthemalluponthestrengthofit。Ifhehad,thisinterpretationoftheword\"charter\"

  wouldhavestruckthebaronswithconsiderablesurprise。Idoubtiftheirnarrowmediaevalmindscouldhavetakenitin。

  TherootsoftherealEnglandareintheearlyMiddleAges,andnoEnglishmanwilleverunderstandhisownlanguageorevenhisownconsciencetillheunderstandsthem。Andhewillneverunderstandthemtillheunderstandsthisword\"charter。”Iwillattemptinamomenttostateinolder,moresuitableterms,whatacharterwas。Inmodern,practical,andpoliticalterms,itisquiteeasytostatewhatacharterwas。AcharterwasthethingthattherailwayworkerswantedlastChristmasanddidnotget;andapparentlywillneverget。Itiscalledinthecurrentjargon\"recognition\";theacknowledgmentinsomanywordsbysocietyoftheimmunitiesorfreedomsofacertainsetofmen。

  IftherehadbeenrailwaysintheMiddleAgestherewouldprobablyhavebeenarailwaymen\'sguild;anditwouldhavehadacharterfromtheKing,definingtheirrights。Acharteristheexpressionofanideastilltrueandthenalmostuniversal:thatauthorityisnecessaryfornothingsomuchasforthegrantingofliberties。Likeeverythingmediaeval,itramifiedbacktoarootinreligion;andwasasortofsmallcopyoftheChristianideaofman\'screation。Manwasfree,notbecausetherewasnoGod,butbecauseitneededaGodtosethimfree。Byauthorityhewasfree。Byauthoritythecraftsmenoftheguildswerefree。Manyothergreatphilosopherstookandtaketheotherview:theLucretianpagans,theMoslemfatalists,themodernmonistsanddeterminists,allroughlyconfinethemselvestosayingthatGodgavemanalaw。ThemediaevalChristianinsistedthatGodgavemanacharter。Modernfeelingmaynotsympathisewithitslistofliberties,whichincludedthelibertytobedamned;butthathasnothingtodowiththefactthatitwasagiftoflibertiesandnotoflaws。Thiswasmirrored,howeverdimly,inthewholesystem。Therewasagreatdealofgrossinequality;andinotheraspectsabsoluteequalitywastakenforgranted。Butthepointisthatequalityandinequalitywereranks——orrights。Therewerenotonlythingsonewasforbiddentodo;butthingsonewasforbiddentoforbid。

  Amanwasnotonlydefinitelyresponsible,butdefinitelyirresponsible。

  Theholidaysofhissoulwereimmovablefeasts。Allacharterreallymeantlingersaliveinthatpoeticphrasethatcallsthewinda\"chartered\"libertine。

  Lieawakeatnightandhearthewindblowing;hearitknockateveryman\'sdoorandshoutdowneveryman\'schimney。Feelhowittakeslibertieswitheverything,havingtakenprimarylibertyforitself;feelthatthewindisalwaysavagabondandsometimesalmostahousebreaker。

  Butrememberthatinthedayswhenfreemenhadcharters,theyheldthatthewinditselfwaswildbyauthority;andwasonlyfreebecauseithadafather。

  THECONTENTEDMAN

  Thewordcontentisnotinspiringnowadays;ratheritisirritatingbecauseitisdull。ItpreparesthemindforalittlesermoninthestyleoftheVicarofWakefieldabouthowyouandIshouldbesatisfiedwithourcountrifiedinnocenceandoursimplevillagesports。Theword,however,hastwomeanings,somewhatsingularlyconnected;the\"sweetcontent\"ofthepoetandthe\"cubiccontent\"ofthemathematician。Somedistinguishthesebystressingthedifferentsyllables。Thus,itmighthappentoanyofus,atsomesocialjuncture,toremarkgaily,\"OfthecontentoftheKingoftheCannibalIslands\'StewpotIamcontenttobeignorant\";or\"Notcontentwithmeasuringthecubiccontentofmysafe,youarestealingthespoons。”Andtherereallyisananalogybetweenthemathematicalandthemoraluseoftheterm,forlackoftheobservationofwhichthelatterhasbeenmuchweakenedandmisused。

  Thepreachingofcontentmentisindisrepute,welldeservedinsofarthatthemoralisreallyquiteinapplicabletotheanarchyandinsaneperilofourtallandtopplingcities。Contentsuggestssomekindofsecurity;anditisnotstrangethatourworkersshouldoftenthinkaboutrisingabovetheirposition,sincetheyhavesocontinuallytothinkaboutsinkingbelowit。Thephilanthropistwhourgesthepoortosavingandsimplepleasuresdeservesallthederisionthathegets。Toadvisepeopletobecontentwithwhattheyhavegotmayormaynotbesoundmoralphilosophy。

  Buttourgepeopletobecontentwithwhattheyhaven\'tgotisapieceofimpudencehardforeventheEnglishpoortopardon。Butthoughthecreedofcontentisunsuitedtocertainspecialriddlesandwrongs,itremainstrueforthenormalofmortallife。Wespeakofdivinediscontent;

  discontentmaysometimesbeadivinething,butcontentmustalwaysbethehumanthing。Itmaybetruethatapar-titularman,inhisrelationtohismasterorhisneighbour,tohiscountryorhisenemies,willdowelltobefiercelyunsatisfiedorthirstingforanangryjustice。Butitisnottrue,nosanepersoncancallittrue,thatmanasawholeinhisgeneralattitudetowardstheworld,inhisposturetowardsdeathorgreenfields,towardstheweatherorthebaby,willbewisetocultivatedissatisfaction。Inabroadestimateofourearthlyexperience,thegreattruismonthetabletremains:hemustnotcovethisneighbour\'soxnorhisassnoranythingthatishis。Inhighlycomplexandscientificcivilisationshemaysometimesfindhimselfforcedintoanexceptionalvigilance。But,then,inhighlycomplexandscientificcivilisations,ninetimesoutoften,heonlywantshisownassback。

  ButIwishtourgethecaseforcubiccontent;inwhichevenmorethaninmoralcontentItakeapersonalinterest。Now,moralcontenthasbeenundervaluedandneglectedbecauseofitsseparationfromtheothermeaning。Ithasbecomeanegativeratherthanapositivething。Insomeaccountsofcontentmentitseemstobelittlemorethanameekdespair。

  Butthisisnotthetruemeaningoftheterm;itshouldstandfortheideaofapositiveandthoroughappreciationofthecontentofanything;

  forfeelingthesubstanceandnotmerelythesurfaceofexperience。

  \"Content\"oughttomeaninEnglish,asitdoesinFrench,beingpleased;

  placidly,perhaps,butstillpositivelypleased。Beingcontentedwithbreadandcheeseoughtnottomeannotcaringwhatyoueat。Itoughttomeancaringforbreadandcheese;handlingandenjoyingthecubiccontentofthebreadandcheeseandaddingittoyourown。Beingcontentwithanatticoughtnottomeanbeingunabletomovefromitandresignedtolivinginit。Itoughttomeanappreciatingwhatthereistoappreciateinsuchaposition;suchasthequaintandelvishslopeoftheceilingorthesublimeaerialviewoftheoppositechimney-pots。Andinthissensecontentmentisarealandevenanactivevirtue;itisnotonlyaffirmative,butcreative。Thepoetintheatticdoesnotforgettheatticinpoeticmusings;herememberswhatevertheattichasofpoetry;

  herealiseshowhigh,howstarry,howcool,howunadornedandsimple——inshort,howAtticistheattic。

  Truecontentmentisathingasactiveasagriculture。Itisthepowerofgettingoutofanysituationallthatthereisinit。Itisarduousanditisrare。Theabsenceofthisdigestivetalentiswhatmakessocoldandincrediblethetalesofsomanypeoplewhosaytheyhavebeen\"through\"things;whenitisevidentthattheyhavecomeoutontheothersidequiteunchanged。Amanmighthavegone\"through\"aplumpuddingasabulletmightgothroughaplumpudding;itdependsonthesizeofthepudding——andtheman。Buttheawfulandsacredquestionis\"Hasthepuddingbeenthroughhim?\"Hashetasted,appreciated,andabsorbedthesolidpudding,withitsthreedimensionsanditsthreethousandtastesandsmells?Canheofferhimselftotheeyesofmenasonewhohascubicallyconqueredandcontainedapudding?

  Inthesamewaywemayaskofthosewhoprofesstohavepassedthroughtrivialortragicexperienceswhethertheyhaveabsorbedthecontentofthem;whethertheylickedupsuchlivingwaterastherewas。Itisapertinentquestioninconnectionwithmanymodernproblems。

  Thustheyounggeniussays,\"IhavelivedinmydrearyandsqualidvillagebeforeIfoundsuccessinParisorVienna。”Thesoundphilosopherwillanswer,\"Youhaveneverlivedinyourvillage,oryouwouldnotcallitdrearyandsqualid。”

  ThustheImperialist,theColonialidealistwhocommonlyspeaksandalwaysthinkswithaYankeeaccentwillsay,\"I\'vebeenrightawayfromtheselittlemuddyislands,andseenGod\'sgreatseasandprairies。”Thesoundphilosopherwillreply,\"Youhaveneverbeenintheeislands;youhaveneverseenthewealdofSussexortheplainofSalisbury;otherwiseyoucouldneverhavecalledthemeithermuddyorlittle。”

  ThustheSuffragettewillsay,\"Ihavepassedthroughthepaltrydutiesofpotsandpans,thedrudgeryofthevulgarkitchen;butIhavecomeouttointellectualliberty。”Thesoundphilosopherwillanswer,\"Youhaveneverpassedthroughthekitchen,oryouneverwouldcallitvulgar。

  Wiserandstrongerwomenthanyouhavereallyseenapoetryinpotsandpans;naturally,becausethereisapoetryinthem。”ItisrightforthevillageviolinisttoclimbintofameinParisorVienna;itisrightforthestrayEnglishmantoclimbacrossthehighshoulderoftheworld;itisrightforthewomantoclimbintowhatevercathedraeorhighplacesshecanallowtohersexualdignity。Butitiswrongthatanyoftheseclimbersshouldkicktheladderbywhichtheyhaveclimbed。Butindeedthesebitterpeoplewhorecordtheirexperiencesreallyrecordtheirlackofexperiences。ItisthecountrymanwhohasnotsucceededinbeingacountrymanwhocomesuptoLondon。Itistheclerkwhohasnotsucceededinbeingaclerkwhotriesonvegetarianprinciplestobeacountryman。

  Andthewomanwithapastisgenerallyawomanangryaboutthepastsheneverhad。

  Whenyouhavereallyexhaustedanexperienceyoualwaysreverenceandloveit。Thetwothingsthatnearlyallofushavethoroughlyandreallybeenthrougharechildhoodandyouth。Andthoughwewouldnothavethembackagainonanyaccount,wefeelthattheyarebothbeautiful,becausewehavedrunkthemdry。

  THEANGRYAUTHOR:HISFAREWELL

  Ihaverepublishedalltheseoldarticlesofminebecausetheycoveraverycontroversialperiod,inwhichIwasinnearlyallthecontroversies,whetherIwasvisiblethereorno。AndIwishtogatherupintothislastarticleavaledictoryviolenceaboutallsuchthings;andthenpasstowhere,beyondthesevoices,thereispeace——orinotherwords,tothewritingofPennyDreadfuls;anobleandmuch-neededwork。ButbeforeI

  finallydeserttheillusionsofrationalismfortheactualitiesofromance,Ishouldverymuchliketowriteonelastroaring,ragingbooktellingalltherationalistsnottobesoutterlyirrational。Thebookwouldbesimplyastringofviolentvetoes,liketheTenCommandments。I

  wouldcallit\"Don\'tsforDogmatists;orThingsIamTiredOf。”

  Thisbookofintellectualetiquette,likemostbooksofetiquette,wouldbeginwithsuperficialthings;buttherewouldbe,Ifancy,awailingimprecationinthewordsthatcouldnotbecalledartificial;itmightbeginthus:-1Don\'tuseanounandthenanadjectivethatcrossesoutthenoun。Anadjectivequalifies,itcannotcontradict。Don\'tsay,\"Givemeapatriotismthatisfreefromallboundaries。”Itislikesaying,\"Givemeaporkpiewithnoporkinit。”Don\'tsay,\"Ilookforwardtothatlargerreligionthatshallhavenospecialdogmas。”Itislikesaying,\"Ilookforwardtothatlargerquadrupedwhoshallhavenofeet。”Aquadrupedmeanssomethingwithfourfeet;andareligionmeanssomethingthatcommitsamantosomedoctrineabouttheuniverse。

  Don\'tletthemeeksubstantivebeabsolutelymurderedbythejoyful,exuberantadjective。

  2Don\'tsayyouarenotgoingtosayathing,andthensayit。Thispracticeisveryflourishingandsuccessfulwithpublicspeakers。Thetrickconsistsoffirstrepudiatingacertainviewinunfavourableterms,andthenrepeatingthesameviewinfavourableterms。Perhapsthesimplestformofitmaybefoundinalandlordofmyneighbourhood,whosaidtohistenantsinanelectionspeech,\"OfcourseI\'mnotgoingtothreatenyou,butifthisBudgetpassestherentswillgoup。”Thethingcanbedoneinmanyformsbesidesthis。\"Iamthelastmantomentionpartypolitics;butwhenIseetheEmpirerentinpiecesbyirresponsibleRadicals,\"etc。\"Inthishallwewelcomeallcreeds。Wehavenohostilityagainstanyhonestbelief;butonlyagainstthatblackpriestcraftandsuperstitionwhichcanacceptsuchadoctrineas,\"etc。

  \"IwouldnotsayonewordthatcouldruffleourrelationswithGermany。

  ButthisIwillsay;thatwhenIseeceaselessandunscrupulousarmament,\"etc。Pleasedon\'tdoit。Decidetomakearemarkornottomakearemark。Butdon\'tfancythatyouhavesomehowsoftenedthesayingofathingbyhavingjustpromisednottosayit。

  3Don\'tusesecondarywordsasprimarywords。\"Happiness\"letussay

  isaprimaryword。Youknowwhenyouhavethething,andyoujollywellknowwhenyouhaven\'t。\"Progress\"isasecondaryword;itmeansthedegreeofone\'sapproachtohappiness,ortosomesuchsolidideal。Butmoderncontroversiesconstantlyturnonasking,\"DoesHappinesshelpProgress?\"Thus,IseeintheNewAgethisweekaletterfromMr。

  EgertonSwann,inwhichhewarnstheworldagainstmeandmyfriendMr。

  Belloc,onthegroundthatourdemocracyis\"spasmodic\"whateverthatmeans;whileour\"reactionismissettledandpermanent。”ItneverstrikesMr。Swarmthatdemocracymeanssomethinginitself;while\"reactionism\"meansnothing——exceptinconnectionwithdemocracy。Youcannotreactexceptfromsomething。IfMr。SwannthinksIhaveeverreactedfromthedoctrinethatthepeopleshouldrule,Iwishhewouldgivemethereference。

  4Don\'tsay,\"Thereisnotruecreed;foreachcreedbelievesitselfrightandtheotherswrong。”Probablyoneofthecreedsisrightandtheothersarewrong。Diversitydoesshowthatmostoftheviewsmustbewrong。Itdoesnotbythefaintestlogicshowthattheyallmustbewrong。IsupposethereisnosubjectonwhichopinionsdifferwithmoredesperatesinceritythanaboutwhichhorsewillwintheDerby。Thesearecertainlysolemnconvictions;menriskruinforthem。ThemanwhoputshisshirtonPotosimustbelieveinthatanimal,andeachoftheothermenputtingtheirlastgarmentsuponotherquadrupedsmustbelieveinthemquiteassincerely。Theyareallserious,andmostofthemarewrong。Butoneofthemisright。Oneofthefaithsisjustified;oneofthehorsesdoeswin;notalwayseventhedarkhorsewhichmightstandforAgnosticism,butoftentheobviousandpopularhorseofOrthodoxy。

  Democracyhasitsoccasionalvictories;andeventheFavouritehasbeenknowntocomeinfirst。Butthepointhereisthatsomethingcomesinfirst。Thatthereweremanybeliefsdoesnotdestroythefactthattherewasonewell-foundedbelief。Ibelievemerelyuponauthoritythattheworldisround。Thattheremaybetribeswhobelieveittobetriangularoroblongdoesnotalterthefactthatitiscertainlysomeshape,andthereforenotanyothershape。ThereforeIrepeat,withthewailofimprecation,don\'tsaythatthevarietyofcreedspreventsyoufromacceptinganycreed。

  Itisanunintelligentremark。5Don\'tifanyonecallsyourdoctrinemad,whichislikelyenough,don\'tanswerthatmadmenareonlytheminorityandthesaneonlythemajority。Thesanearesanebecausetheyarethecorporatesubstanceofmankind;theinsanearenotaminoritybecausetheyarenotamob。Themanwhothinkshimselfamanthinksthenextmanaman;hereckonshisneighbourashimself。Butthemanwhothinksheisachickendoesnottrytolookthroughthemanwhothinksheisglass。ThemanwhothinkshimselfJesusChristdoesnotquarrelwiththemanwhothinkshimselfRockefeller;aswouldcertainlyhappenifthetwohadevermet。Butmadmennevermeet。Itistheonlythingtheycannotdo。Theycantalk,theycaninspire,theycanfight,theycanfoundreligions;buttheycannotmeet。Maniacscanneverbethemajority;forthesimplereasonthattheycanneverbeevenaminority。Iftwomadmenhadeveragreedtheymighthaveconqueredtheworld。

  6Don\'tsaythattheideaofhumanequalityisabsurd,becausesomemenaretallandsomeshort,somecleverandsomestupid。AttheheightoftheFrenchRevolutionitwasnoticedthatDantonwastallandMuratshort。

  InthewildestpopularexcitementofAmericaitisknownthatRockefellerisstupidandthatBryanisclever。Thedoctrineofhumanequalityreposesuponthis:Thatthereisnomanreallycleverwhohasnotfoundthatheisstupid。Thatthereisnobigmanwhohasnotfeltsmall。Somemenneverfeelsmall;butthesearethefewmenwhoare。

  7Don\'tsayOdon\'tsaythatPrimitiveManknockeddownawomanwithaclubandcarriedheraway。Whyonearthshouldhe?Doesthemalesparrowknockdownthefemalesparrowwithatwig?Doesthemalegiraffeknockdownthefemalegiraffewithapalmtree?Whyshouldthemalehavehadtouseanyviolenceatanytimeinordertomakethefemaleafemale?

  Whyshouldthewomanrollherselfinthemirelowerthanthesowortheshe-bear;andprofesstohavebeenaslavewhereallthesecreatureswerecreators;whereallthesebeastsweregods?Donottalksuchbosh。I

  imploreyou,Isupplicateyounottotalksuchbosh。Utterlyandabsolutelyabolishallsuchbosh——andwemayyetbegintodiscussthesepublicquestionsproperly。ButIfearmylistofprotestsgrowstoolong;

  andIknowitcouldgrowlongerforever。Thereadermustforgivemyelongationsandelaborations。IfanciedforthemomentthatIwaswritingabook。

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