OvertheWayTheManchesterMarriageGoingintoSocietyThreeEveningsintheHouseTrottle\'sReportLetatLastOVERTHEWAY
IhadbeenlivingatTunbridgeWellsandnowhereelse,goingonfortenyears,whenmymedicalman——verycleverinhisprofession,andtheprettiestplayerIeversawinmylifeofahandatLongWhist,whichwasanobleandaprincelygamebeforeShortwasheardof——
saidtome,oneday,ashesatfeelingmypulseontheactualsofawhichmypoordearsisterJaneworkedbeforeherspinecameon,andlaidheronaboardforfifteenmonthsatastretch——themostuprightwomanthateverlived——saidtome,\"Whatwewant,ma\'am,isafillip。\"
\"Goodgracious,goodnessgracious,DoctorTowers!\"saysI,quitestartledattheman,forhewassochristenedhimself:\"don\'ttalkasifyouwerealludingtopeople\'snames;butsaywhatyoumean。\"
\"Imean,mydearma\'am,thatwewantalittlechangeofairandscene。\"
\"Blesstheman!\"saidI;\"doeshemeanweorme!\"
\"Imeanyou,ma\'am。\"
\"ThenLardforgiveyou,DoctorTowers,\"Isaid;\"whydon\'tyougetintoahabitofexpressingyourselfinastraightforwardmanner,likealoyalsubjectofourgraciousQueenVictoria,andamemberoftheChurchofEngland?\"
Towerslaughed,ashegenerallydoeswhenhehasfidgettedmeintoanyofmyimpatientways——oneofmystates,asIcallthem——andthenhebegan,-
\"Tone,ma\'am,Tone,isallyourequire!\"HeappealedtoTrottle,whojustthencameinwiththecoal-scuttle,looking,inhisniceblacksuit,likeanamiablemanputtingoncoalsfrommotivesofbenevolence。
TrottlewhomIalwayscallmyrighthandhasbeeninmyservicetwo-and-thirtyyears。Heenteredmyservice,farawayfromEngland。
Heisthebestofcreatures,andthemostrespectableofmen;but,opinionated。
\"Whatyouwant,ma\'am,\"saysTrottle,makingupthefireinhisquietandskilfulway,\"isTone。\"
\"Lardforgiveyouboth!\"saysI,burstingouta-laughing;\"Iseeyouareinaconspiracyagainstme,soIsupposeyoumustdowhatyoulikewithme,andtakemetoLondonforachange。\"
ForsomeweeksTowershadhintedatLondon,andconsequentlyIwaspreparedforhim。Whenwehadgottothispoint,wegotonsoexpeditiously,thatTrottlewaspackedofftoLondonnextdaybutone,tofindsomesortofplaceformetolaymytroublesomeoldheadin。
TrottlecamebacktomeattheWellsaftertwodays\'absence,withaccountsofacharmingplacethatcouldbetakenforsixmonthscertain,withlibertytorenewonthesametermsforanothersix,andwhichreallydidaffordeveryaccommodationthatIwanted。
\"Couldyoureallyfindnofaultatallintherooms,Trottle?\"I
askedhim。
\"Notasingleone,ma\'am。Theyareexactlysuitabletoyou。Thereisnotafaultinthem。Thereisbutonefaultoutsideofthem。\"
\"Andwhat\'sthat?\"
\"TheyareoppositeaHousetoLet。\"
\"O!\"Isaid,consideringofit。\"Butisthatsuchaverygreatobjection?\"
\"Ithinkitmydutytomentionit,ma\'am。Itisadullobjecttolookat。Otherwise,IwassogreatlypleasedwiththelodgingthatIshouldhaveclosedwiththetermsatonce,asIhadyourauthoritytodo。\"
Trottlethinkingsohighlyoftheplace,inmyinterest,Iwishednottodisappointhim。ConsequentlyIsaid:
\"TheemptyHousemaylet,perhaps。\"
\"O,dearno,ma\'am,\"saidTrottle,shakinghisheadwithdecision;
\"itwon\'tlet。Itneverdoeslet,ma\'am。\"
\"Mercyme!Whynot?\"
\"Nobodyknows,ma\'am。AllIhavetomentionis,ma\'am,thattheHousewon\'tlet!\"
\"HowlonghasthisunfortunateHousebeentolet,inthenameofFortune?\"saidI。
\"Eversolong,\"saidTrottle。\"Years。\"
\"Isitinruins?\"
\"It\'sagooddealoutofrepair,ma\'am,butit\'snotinruins。\"
Thelongandtheshortofthisbusinesswas,thatnextdayIhadapairofpost-horsesputtomychariot——for,Inevertravelbyrailway:notthatIhaveanythingtosayagainstrailways,exceptthattheycameinwhenIwastoooldtotaketothem;andthattheymadeducksanddrakesofafewturnpike-bondsIhad——andsoIwentupmyself,withTrottleintherumble,tolookattheinsideofthissamelodging,andattheoutsideofthissameHouse。
AsIsay,Iwentandsawformyself。Thelodgingwasperfect。
That,Iwassureitwouldbe;becauseTrottleisthebestjudgeofcomfortIknow。Theemptyhousewasaneyesore;andthatIwassureitwouldbetoo,forthesamereason。However,settingtheonethingagainsttheother,thegoodagainstthebad,thelodgingverysoongotthevictoryovertheHouse。Mylawyer,Mr。Squares,ofCrownOfficeRow;Temple,drewupanagreement;whichhisyoungmanjabberedoversodreadfullywhenhereadittome,thatIdidn\'tunderstandonewordofitexceptmyownname;andhardlythat,andI
signedit,andtheotherpartysignedit,and,inthreeweeks\'time,Imovedmyoldbones,bagandbaggage,uptoLondon。
Forthefirstmonthorso,IarrangedtoleaveTrottleattheWells。
Imadethisarrangement,notonlybecausetherewasagooddealtotakecareofinthewayofmyschool-childrenandpensioners,andalsoofanewstoveinthehalltoairthehouseinmyabsence,whichappearedtomecalculatedtoblowupandburst;but,likewisebecauseIsuspectTrottlethoughthesteadiestofmen,andawidowerbetweensixtyandseventytobewhatIcallratheraPhilanderer。Imean,thatwhenanyfriendcomesdowntoseemeandbringsamaid,TrottleisalwaysremarkablyreadytoshowthatmaidtheWellsofanevening;andthatIhavemorethanoncenoticedtheshadowofhisarm,outsidetheroomdoornearlyoppositemychair,encirclingthatmaid\'swaistonthelanding,likeatable-clothbrush。
Therefore,Ithoughtitjustaswell,beforeanyLondonPhilanderingtookplace,thatIshouldhavealittletimetolookroundme,andtoseewhatgirlswereinandabouttheplace。So,nobodystayedwithmeinmynewlodgingatfirstafterTrottlehadestablishedmetheresafeandsound,butPeggyFlobbins,mymaid;amostaffectionateandattachedwoman,whoneverwasanobjectofPhilanderingsinceIhaveknownher,andisnotlikelytobegintobecomesoafternine-and-twentyyearsnextMarch。
ItwasthefifthofNovemberwhenIfirstbreakfastedinmynewrooms。TheGuysweregoingaboutinthebrownfog,likemagnifiedmonstersofinsectsintable-beer,andtherewasaGuyrestingonthedoor-stepsoftheHousetoLet。Iputonmyglasses,partlytoseehowtheboyswerepleasedwithwhatIsentthemoutbyPeggy,andpartlytomakesurethatshedidn\'tapproachtooneartheridiculousobject,whichofcoursewasfullofsky-rockets,andmightgooffintobangsatanymoment。InthiswayithappenedthatthefirsttimeIeverlookedattheHousetoLet,afterIbecameitsoppositeneighbour,Ihadmyglasseson。Andthismightnothavehappenedonceinfiftytimes,formysightisuncommonlygoodformytimeoflife;andIwearglassesaslittleasIcan,forfearofspoilingit。
Iknewalreadythatitwasaten-roomedhouse,verydirty,andmuchdilapidated;thatthearea-railswererustyandpeelingaway,andthattwoorthreeofthemwerewanting,orhalf-wanting;thattherewerebrokenpanesofglassinthewindows,andblotchesofmudonotherpanes,whichtheboyshadthrownatthem;thattherewasquiteacollectionofstonesinthearea,alsoproceedingfromthoseYoungMischiefs;thatthereweregameschalkedonthepavementbeforethehouse,andlikenessesofghostschalkedonthestreet-door;thatthewindowswerealldarkenedbyrottingoldblinds,orshutters,orboth;thatthebills\"ToLet,\"hadcurledup,asifthedampairoftheplacehadgiventhemcramps;orhaddroppeddownintocorners,asiftheywerenomore。Ihadseenallthisonmyfirstvisit,andIhadremarkedtoTrottle,thatthelowerpartoftheblackboardabouttermswassplitaway;thattheresthadbecomeillegible,andthattheverystoneofthedoor-stepswasbrokenacross。
Notwithstanding,IsatatmybreakfasttableonthatPleasetoRememberthefifthofNovembermorning,staringattheHousethroughmyglasses,asifIhadneverlookedatitbefore。
Allatonce——inthefirst-floorwindowonmyright——downinalowcorner,ataholeinablindorashutter——IfoundthatIwaslookingatasecretEye。Thereflectionofmyfiremayhavetoucheditandmadeitshine;but,Isawitshineandvanish。
Theeyemighthaveseenme,oritmightnothaveseenme,sittingthereintheglowofmyfire——youcantakewhichprobabilityyouprefer,withoutoffence——butsomethingstruckthroughmyframe,asifthesparkleofthiseyehadbeenelectric,andhadflashedstraightatme。Ithadsuchaneffectuponme,thatIcouldnotremainbymyself,andIrangforFlobbins,andinventedsomelittlejobsforher,tokeepherintheroom。Aftermybreakfastwasclearedaway,Isatinthesameplacewithmyglasseson,movingmyhead,nowso,andnowso,tryingwhether,withtheshiningofmyfireandtheflawsinthewindow-glass,Icouldreproduceanysparkleseemingtobeupthere,thatwaslikethesparkleofaneye。
Butno;Icouldmakenothinglikeit。IcouldmakeripplesandcrookedlinesinthefrontoftheHousetoLet,andIcouldeventwistonewindowupandloopitintoanother;but,Icouldmakenoeye,noranythinglikeaneye。SoIconvincedmyselfthatIreallyhadseenaneve。
Well,tobesureIcouldnotgetridoftheimpressionofthiseye,andittroubledmeandtroubledme,untilitwasalmostatorment。
Idon\'tthinkIwaspreviouslyinclinedtoconcernmyheadmuchabouttheoppositeHouse;but,afterthiseye,myheadwasfullofthehouse;andIthoughtoflittleelsethanthehouse,andI
watchedthehouse,andItalkedaboutthehouse,andIdreamedofthehouse。Inallthis,Ifullybelievenow,therewasagoodProvidence。But,youwilljudgeforyourselfaboutthat,bye-and-
bye。
Mylandlordwasabutler,whohadmarriedacook,andsetuphousekeeping。Theyhadnotkepthouselongerthanacoupleofyears,andtheyknewnomoreabouttheHousetoLetthanIdid。
NeithercouldIfindoutanythingconcerningitamongthetrades-
peopleorotherwise;furtherthanwhatTrottlehadtoldmeatfirst。
Ithadbeenempty,somesaidsixyears,somesaideight,somesaidten。Itneverdidlet,theyallagreed,anditneverwouldlet。
IsoonfeltconvincedthatIshouldworkmyselfintooneofmystatesabouttheHouse;andIsoondid。Ilivedforawholemonthinaflurry,thatwasalwaysgettingworse。Towers\'sprescriptions,whichIhadbroughttoLondonwithme,wereofnomoreusethannothing。Inthecoldwintersunlight,inthethickwinterfog,intheblackwinterrain,inthewhitewintersnow,theHousewasequallyonmymind。Ihaveheard,aseverybodyelsehas,ofaspirit\'shauntingahouse;butIhavehadmyownpersonalexperienceofahouse\'shauntingaspirit;forthatHousehauntedmine。
Inallthatmonth\'stime,IneversawanyonegointotheHousenorcomeoutoftheHouse。Isupposedthatsuchathingmusttakeplacesometimes,inthedeadofthenight,ortheglimmerofthemorning;
but,Ineversawitdone。Igotnorelieffromhavingmycurtainsdrawnwhenitcameondark,andshuttingouttheHouse。TheEyethenbegantoshineinmyfire。
Iamasingleoldwoman。Ishouldsayatonce,withoutbeingatallafraidofthename,Iamanoldmaid;onlythatIamolderthanthephrasewouldexpress。ThetimewaswhenIhadmylove-trouble,but,itislongandlongago。HewaskilledatseaDearHeavenresthisblessedhead!whenIwastwenty-five。Ihaveallmylife,sinceeverIcanremember,beendeeplyfondofchildren。Ihavealwaysfeltsuchaloveforthem,thatIhavehadmysorrowfulandsinfultimeswhenIhavefanciedsomethingmusthavegonewronginmylife——
somethingmusthavebeenturnedasidefromitsoriginalintentionI
mean——orIshouldhavebeentheproudandhappymotherofmanychildren,andafondoldgrandmotherthisday。IhavesoonknownbetterinthecheerfulnessandcontentmentthatGodhasblessedmewithandgivenmeabundantreasonfor;andyetIhavehadtodrymyeyeseventhen,whenIhavethoughtofmydear,brave,hopeful,handsome,bright-eyedCharley,andthetrustmeanttocheermewith。
Charleywasmyyoungestbrother,andhewenttoIndia。Hemarriedthere,andsenthisgentlelittlewifehometometobeconfined,andshewastogobacktohim,andthebabywastobeleftwithme,andIwastobringitup。Itneverbelongedtothislife。Ittookitssilentplaceamongtheotherincidentsinmystorythatmighthavebeen,butneverwere。Ihadhardlytimetowhispertoher\"Deadmyown!\"orshetoanswer,\"Ashestoashes,dusttodust!O
layitonmybreastandcomfortCharley!\"whenshehadgonetoseekherbabyatOurSaviour\'sfeet。IwenttoCharley,andItoldhimtherewasnothingleftbutme,poorme;andIlivedwithCharley,outthere,severalyears。Hewasamanoffifty,whenhefellasleepinmyarms。Hisfacehadchangedtobealmostoldandalittlestern;but,itsoftened,andsoftenedwhenIlaiditdownthatImightcryandpraybesideit;and,whenIlookedatitforthelasttime,itwasmydear,untroubled,handsome,youthfulCharleyoflongago-
IwasgoingontotellthatthelonelinessoftheHousetoLetbroughtbackalltheserecollections,andthattheyhadquitepiercedmyheartoneevening,whenFlobbins,openingthedoor,andlookingverymuchasifshewantedtolaughbutthoughtbetterofit,said:
\"Mr。JabezJarber,ma\'am!\"
UponwhichMr。Jarberambledin,inhisusualabsurdway,saying:
\"Sophonisba!\"
WhichIamobligedtoconfessismyname。Aprettyoneandproperoneenoughwhenitwasgiventome:but,agoodmanyyearsoutofdatenow,andalwayssoundingparticularlyhigh-flownandcomicalfromhislips。SoIsaid,sharply:
\"ThoughitisSophonisba,Jarber,youarenotobligedtomentionit,that_I_see。\"
Inreplytothisobservation,theridiculousmanputthetipsofmyfiveright-handfingerstohislips,andsaidagain,withanaggravatingaccentonthethirdsyllable:
\"SophonISba!\"
Idon\'tburnlamps,becauseIcan\'tabidethesmellofoil,andwaxcandlesbelongedtomyday。Ihopetheconvenientsituationofoneofmytalloldcandlesticksonthetableatmyelbowwillbemyexcuseforsaying,thatifhedidthatagain,Iwouldchophistoeswithit。IamsorrytoaddthatwhenItoldhimso,Iknewhistoestobetender。But,really,atmytimeoflifeandatJarber\'s,itistoomuchofagoodthing。ThereisanorchestrastillstandingintheopenairattheWells,beforewhich,inthepresenceofathrongoffinecompany,IhavewalkedaminuetwithJarber。But,thereisahousestillstanding,inwhichIhavewornapinafore,andhadatoothdrawnbyfasteningathreadtothetoothandthedoor-handle,andtoddlingawayfromthedoor。AndhowshouldIlooknow,atmyyears,inapinafore,orhavingadoorformydentist?
Besides,Jarberalwayswasmoreorlessanabsurdman。Hewassweetlydressed,andbeautifullyperfumed,andmanygirlsofmydaywouldhavegiventheirearsforhim;thoughIamboundtoaddthathenevercaredafigforthem,ortheiradvanceseither,andthathewasveryconstanttome。For,henotonlyproposedtomebeforemylove-happinessendedinsorrow,butafterwardstoo:notonce,noryettwice:norwillwesayhowmanytimes。Howevermanytheywere,orhoweverfewtheywere,thelasttimehepaidmethatcomplimentwasimmediatelyafterhehadpresentedmewithadigestivedinner-
pillstuckonthepointofapin。AndIsaidonthatoccasion,laughingheartily,\"Now,Jarber,ifyoudon\'tknowthattwopeoplewhoseunitedageswouldmakeaboutahundredandfifty,havegottobeold,Ido;andIbegtoswallowthisnonsenseintheformofthispill\"whichItookonthespot,\"andIrequestto,hearnomoreofit。\"
Afterthat,heconductedhimselfprettywell。Hewasalwaysalittlesqueezedman,wasJarber,inlittlespriggedwaistcoats;andhehadalwayslittlelegsandalittlesmile,andalittlevoice,andlittleround-aboutways。AslongasIcanrememberhimhewasalwaysgoinglittleerrandsforpeople,andcarryinglittlegossip。
Atthispresenttimewhenhecalledme\"Sophonisba!\"hehadalittleold-fashionedlodginginthatnewneighbourhoodofmine。Ihadnotseenhimfortwoorthreeyears,butIhadheardthathestillwentoutwithalittleperspective-glassandstoodondoor-stepsinSaintJames\'sStreet,toseethenobilitygotoCourt;andwentinhislittlecloakandgoloshesoutsideWillis\'sroomstoseethemgotoAlmack\'s;andcaughtthefrightfullestcolds,andgothimselftroddenuponbycoachmenandlinkmen,untilhewenthometohislandladyamassofbruises,andhadtobenursedforamonth。
Jarbertookoffhislittlefur-collaredcloak,andsatdownoppositeme,withhislittlecaneandhatinhishand。
\"LetushavenomoreSophonisbaing,ifYOUplease,Jarber,\"Isaid。
\"CallmeSarah。Howdoyoudo?Ihopeyouareprettywell。\"
\"Thankyou。Andyou?\"saidJarber。
\"Iamaswellasanoldwomancanexpecttobe。\"
Jarberwasbeginning:
\"Say,notold,Sophon-\"butIlookedatthecandlestick,andheleftoff;pretendingnottohavesaidanything。
\"Iaminfirm,ofcourse,\"Isaid,\"andsoareyou。Letusbothbethankfulit\'snoworse。\"
\"Isitpossiblethatyoulookworried?\"saidJarber。
\"Itisverypossible。Ihavenodoubtitisthefact。\"
\"AndwhathasworriedmySoph-,soft-heartedfriend,\"saidJarber。
\"Somethingnoteasy,Isuppose,tocomprehend。IamworriedtodeathbyaHousetoLet,overtheway。\"
Jarberwentwithhislittletip-toesteptothewindow-curtains,peepedout,andlookedroundatme。
\"Yes,\"saidI,inanswer:\"thathouse。\"
Afterpeepingoutagain,Jarbercamebacktohischairwithatenderair,andasked:\"Howdoesitworryyou,S-arah?\"
\"Itisamysterytome,\"saidI。\"OfcourseeveryhouseISamystery,moreorless;but,somethingthatIdon\'tcaretomention\"
fortrulytheEyewassoslightathingtomentionthatIwasmorethanhalfashamedofit,\"hasmadethatHousesomysterioustome,andhassofixeditinmymind,thatIhavehadnopeaceforamonth。IforeseethatIshallhavenopeace,either,untilTrottlecomestome,nextMonday。\"
Imighthavementionedbefore,thatthereisalone-standingjealousybetweenTrottleandJarber;andthatthereisneveranylovelostbetweenthosetwo。
\"TROTTLE,\"petulantlyrepeatedJarber,withalittleflourishofhiscane;\"howisTROTTLEtorestorethelostpeaceofSarah?\"
\"HewillexerthimselftofindoutsomethingabouttheHouse。I
havefallenintothatstateaboutit,thatIreallymustdiscoverbysomemeansorother,goodorbad,fairorfoul,howandwhyitisthatthatHouseremainsToLet。\"
\"AndwhyTrottle?Whynot,\"puttinghislittlehattohisheart;
\"whynot,Jarber?
\"Totellyouthetruth,IhaveneverthoughtofJarberinthematter。AndnowIdothinkofJarber,throughyourhavingthekindnesstosuggesthim——forwhichIamreallyandtrulyobligedtoyou——Idon\'tthinkhecoulddoit。\"
\"Sarah!\"
\"Ithinkitwouldbetoomuchforyou,Jarber。\"
\"Sarah!\"
\"Therewouldbecomingandgoing,andfetchingandcarrying,Jarber,andyoumightcatchcold。\"
\"Sarah!WhatcanbedonebyTrottle,canbedonebyme。Iamontermsofacquaintancewitheverypersonofresponsibilityinthisparish。IamintimateattheCirculatingLibrary。IconversedailywiththeAssessedTaxes。IlodgewiththeWaterRate。IknowtheMedicalMan。IloungehabituallyattheHouseAgent\'s。IdinewiththeChurchwardens。ImovetotheGuardians。Trottle!Apersoninthesphereofadomestic,andtotallyunknowntosociety!\"
\"Don\'tbewarm,Jarber。InmentioningTrottle,IhavenaturallyreliedonmyRight-Hand,whowouldtakeanytroubletogratifyevenawhimofhisoldmistress\'s。But,ifyoucanfindoutanythingtohelptounravelthemysteryofthisHousetoLet,IshallbefullyasmuchobligedtoyouasiftherewasneveraTrottleintheland。\"
Jarberroseandputonhislittlecloak。Acoupleoffiercebrasslionsheldittightroundhislittlethroat;butacoupleofthemildestHaresmighthavedonethat,Iamsure。\"Sarah,\"hesaid,\"I
go。ExpectmeonMondayevening,theSixth,whenperhapsyouwillgivemeacupoftea;——mayIaskfornoGreen?Adieu!\"
ThiswasonaThursday,thesecondofDecember。WhenIreflectedthatTrottlewouldcomebackonMonday,too,IhadMymisgivingsastothedifficultyofkeepingthetwopowersfromopenwarfare,andindeedIwasmoreuneasythanIquiteliketoconfess。However,theemptyHouseswallowedupthatthoughtnextmorning,asitswallowedupmostotherthoughtsnow,andtheHousequitepreyeduponmeallthatday,andalltheSaturday。
ItwasaverywetSunday:rainingandblowingfrommorningtonight。Whenthebellsrangforafternoonchurch,theyseemedtoringinthecommotionofthepuddlesaswellasinthewind,andtheysoundedveryloudanddismalindeed,andthestreetlookedverydismalindeed,andtheHouselookeddismallestofall。
Iwasreadingmyprayersnearthelight,andmyfirewasgrowinginthedarkeningwindow-glass,when,lookingup,asIprayedforthefatherlesschildrenandwidowsandallwhoweredesolateandoppressed,——IsawtheEyeagain。Itpassedinamoment,asithaddonebefore;but,thistime,IwasinwardlymoreconvincedthatI
hadseenit。
Welltobesure,IHADanightthatnight!WheneverIclosedmyowneyes,itwastoseeeyes。Nextmorning,atanunreasonably,andI
shouldhavesaidbutforthatrailroadanimpossiblyearlyhour,comesTrottle。AssoonashehadtoldmeallabouttheWells,I
toldhimallabouttheHouse。HelistenedwithasgreatinterestandattentionasIcouldpossiblywish,untilIcametoJabezJarber,whenhecooledinaninstant,andbecameopinionated。
\"Now,Trottle,\"Isaid,pretendingnottonotice,\"whenMr。Jarbercomesbackthisevening,wemustalllayourheadstogether。\"
\"Ishouldhardlythinkthatwouldbewanted,ma\'am;Mr。Jarber\'sheadissurelyequaltoanything。\"
Beingdeterminednottonotice,Isaidagain,thatwemustalllayourheadstogether。
\"Whateveryouorder,ma\'am,shallbeobeyed。Still,itcannotbedoubted,Ishouldthink,thatMr。Jarber\'sheadisequal,ifnotsuperior,toanypressurethatcanbebroughttobearuponit。\"
Thiswasprovoking;andhisway,whenhecameinandoutallthroughtheday,ofpretendingnottoseetheHousetoLet,wasmoreprovokingstill。However,beingquiteresolvednottonotice,I
gavenosignwhateverthatIdidnotice。But,wheneveningcame,andheshowedinJarber,and,whenJarberwouldn\'tbehelpedoffwithhiscloak,andpokedhiscaneintocanechair-backsandchinaornamentsandhisowneye,intryingtounclasphisbrazenlionsofhimselfwhichhecouldn\'tdo,afterall,Icouldhaveshakenthemboth。
Asitwas,Ionlyshookthetea-pot,andmadethetea。Jarberhadbroughtfromunderhiscloak,arollofpaper,withwhichhehadtriumphantlypointedovertheway,liketheGhostofHamlet\'sFatherappearingtothelateMr。Kemble,andwhichhehadlaidonthetable。
\"Adiscovery?\"saidI,pointingtoit,whenhewasseated,andhadgothistea-cup——\"Don\'tgo,Trottle。\"
\"Thefirstofaseriesofdiscoveries,\"answeredJarber。\"Accountofaformertenant,compiledfromtheWaterRate,andMedicalMan。\"
\"Don\'tgo,Trottle,\"Irepeated。For,Isawhimmakingimperceptiblytothedoor。
\"Beggingyourpardon,ma\'am,ImightbeinMr。Jarber\'sway?\"
Jarberlookedthathedecidedlythoughthemightbe。Irelievedmyselfwithagoodangrycroak,andsaid——alwaysdeterminednottonotice:
\"Havethegoodnesstositdown,ifyouplease,Trottle。Iwishyoutohearthis。\"
Trottlebowedinthestiffestmanner,andtooktheremotestchairhecouldfind。Eventhat,hemovedclosetothedraughtfromthekeyholeofthedoor。
\"Firstly,\"Jarberbegan,aftersippinghistea,\"wouldmySophon-\"