Rushingupthestaircasetwostepsatatime,thenowjoyouslovercommittedthechildishabsurdityoflockinghimselfin;then,havingsettledhimselfathiseasebeforehisdesk,andhavingbrokenthesealwithreligiouscare,hewasforcedtopresshishandonhisheart,whichseemedtoburstfromhisbosom,beforehecouldsummoncalmnesstoreadthefollowingletter:——
DearMonsieur,——Idisappearforever,becausemyplayisplayedout。Ithankyouforhavingmadeitbothattractiveandeasy。BysettingagainstyoutheThuilliersandCollevilles(whoarefullyinformedofyoursentimentstowardsthem),andbyrelatinginamannermostmortifyingtotheirbourgeoisself—lovethetruereasonofyoursuddenandpitilessrupturewiththem,IamproudandhappytobelievethatIhavedoneyouasignalservice。Thegirldoesnotloveyou,andyoulovenothingbuttheeyesofher\"dot\";Ihavethereforesavedyoubothfromaspeciesofhell。
But,inexchangeforthebrideyouhavesocurtlyrejected,anothercharminggirlisproposedtoyou;sheisricherandmorebeautifulthanMademoiselleColleville,and——tospeakofmyself——
moreatlibertythanYourunworthyservant,Torna\"ComtessedeGodollo。\"
P。S。Forfurtherinformationapply,withoutdelay,toMonsieurduPortail,householder,rueHonore—Chevalier,neartheruedelaCassette,quartierSaint—Sulpice,bywhomyouareexpected。
Whenhehadreadthislettertheadvocateofthepoortookhisheadinhishands;hesawnothing,heardnothing,thoughtnothing;hewasannihilated。
SeveraldayswerenecessarytolaPeyradebeforehecouldevenbegintorecoverfromthecrushingblowwhichhadstruckhimdown。Theshockwasterrible。Comingoutofthatgoldendreamwhichhadshownhimaperspectiveofthefutureinsosmilinganaspect,hefoundhimselffooledunderconditionsmostcrueltohisself—love,andtohispretensionstodepthandcleverness;irrevocablypartedfromtheThuilliers;saddledwithahopelessdebtoftwenty—fivethousandfrancstoMadameLambert,togetherwithanotheroftenthousandtoBrigitte,whichhisdignityrequiredhimtopaywiththeleastdelaypossible;and,worstofall,——tocompletehishumiliationandhissenseoffailure,——hefeltthathewasnotcuredofthepassionateemotionhehadfeltforthiswoman,theauthorofhisgreatdisaster,andtheinstrumentofhisruin。
EitherthisDelilahwasaverygreatlady,sufficientlyhighinstationtoallowherselfsuchcompromisingcaprices,——butevenso,shewouldscarcelyhavecaredtoplaytheroleofacoquetteinavaudevillewherehehimselfplayedthepartofninny,——ORshewassomenotedadventuresswhowasinthepayofthisduPortailandtheagentofhissingularmatrimonialdesigns。Evillifeorevilheart,theseweretheonlytwoverdictstobepronouncedonthisdangeroussiren,andineithercase,itwouldseem,shewasnotverydeservingoftheregretsofhervictim;nevertheless,hewasconsciousoffeelingthem。
WemustputourselvesintheplaceofthissonofProvence,thisregionofhotbloodandardentheads,who,forthefirsttimeinhislifefindinghimselffacetofacewithjewelledloveinlaces,believedhewastodrinkthatpassionfromawrought—goldcup。Justasourmindsonwakingkeeptheimpressionofavividdreamandcontinueinlovewithwhatweknowwasbutashadow,laPeyradehadneedofallhismentalenergytodriveawaythememoryofthattreacherouscountess。Wemightgofurtherandsaythatheneverceasedtolongforher,thoughhewascarefultodrapewithanhonestpretexttheintensedesirethathehadtofindher。Thatdesirehecalledcuriosity,ardorforrevenge;andherefollowtheingeniousdeductionswhichhedrewforhimself:——
\"Cerizettalkedtomeaboutarichheiress;thecountess,inherletter,intimatesthatthewholeintrigueshewoundaboutmewastoleadtoarichmarriage;richmarriagesflungataman’sheadarenotsoplentifulthattwosuchchancesshouldcometomewithinafewweeks;thereforethematchofferedbyCerizetandthatproposedbythecountessmustbethecrazygirltheyaresofrantictomakememarry;
thereforeCerizet,beingintheplot,mustknowthecountess;
therefore,throughhimIshallgetuponhertraces。Inanycase,Iamsureofinformationaboutthisextraordinarychoicethathasfallenuponme;evidently,thesepeople,whoevertheyare,whocanpullthewiresofsuchpuppetstoreachtheirendsmustbepersonsofconsiderableposition;therefore,I’llgoandseeCerizet。\"
AndhewenttoseeCerizet。
SincethedinnerattheRocherdeCancale,thepairhadnotmet。OnceortwicelaPeyradehadaskedDutocqattheThuilliers’(wherethelatterseldomwentnow,onaccountofthedistancetotheirnewabode)
whathadbecomeofhiscopyingclerk。
\"Heneverspeaksofyou,\"Dutocqhadanswered。
Henceitmightbeinferredthatresentment,the\"manetaltamenterepostum\"wasstilllivinginthebreastofthevindictiveusurer。LaPeyrade,however,wasnotstoppedbythatconsideration。Afterall,hewasnotgoingtoaskforanything;hewentunderthepretextofrenewinganaffairinwhichCerizethadtakenpart,andCerizetnevertookpartinanythingunlesshehadapersonalinterestinit。Thechanceswere,therefore,thathewouldbereceivedwithaffectionateeagernessratherthanunpleasantacerbity。Moreover,hedecidedtogoandseethecopyingclerkatDutocq’soffice;itwouldlook,hethought,lesslikeavisitthanifhewenttohisdenintheruedesPoules。Itwasnearlytwoo’clockwhenlaPeyrademadehisentranceintotheprecinctsofthejustice—of—peaceofthe12tharrondissement。
Hecrossedthefirstroom,inwhichwereacrowdofpersonswhomcivilsuitsofonekindoranothersummonedbeforethemagistrate。Withoutpausinginthatwaiting—room,laPeyradepushedontotheofficeadjoiningthatofDutocq。TherehefoundCerizetatashabbydeskofblackenedwood,atwhichanotherclerk,thenabsent,occupiedtheoppositeseat。
Seeinghisvisitor,Cerizetcastasavagelookathimandsaid,withoutrising,orsuspendingthecopyofthejudgmenthewasthenengrossing:——
\"Youhere,SieurlaPeyrade?YouhavebeendoingfinethingsforyourfriendThuillier!\"
\"Howareyou?\"askedlaPeyrade,inatonebothresoluteandfriendly。
\"I?\"repliedCerizet。\"Asyousee,stillrowingmygalley;and,tofollowoutthenauticalmetaphor,allowmetoaskwhatwindhasblownyouhither;isit,perchance,thewindofadversity?\"
LaPeyrade,withoutreplying,tookachairbesidehisquestioner,afterwhichhesaidinagravetone:——
\"Mydearfellow,wehavesomethingtosaytoeachother。\"
\"Isuppose,\"saidCerizet,spitefully,\"theThuilliershavegrowncoldsincetheseizureofthepamphlet。\"
\"TheThuilliersareungratefulpeople;Ihavebrokenwiththem,\"
repliedlaPeyrade。
\"Ruptureordismissal,\"saidCerizet,\"theirdoorisshutagainstyou;
andfromwhatDutocqtellsme,IjudgethatBrigitteishandlingyouwithoutgloves。Yousee,myfriend,whatitistotryandmanageaffairsalone;complicationscome,andthere’snoonetosmooththeangles。Ifyouhadgotmethatlease,IshouldhavehadafootingattheThuilliers’,Dutocqwouldnothaveabandonedyou,andtogetherwecouldhavebroughtyougentlyintoport。\"
\"ButsupposeIdon’twanttore—enterthatport?\"saidlaPeyrade,withsomesharpness。\"ItellyouI’vehadenoughofthoseThuilliers,andIbrokewiththemmyself;Iwarnedthemtogetoutofmysun;andifDutocqtoldyouanythingelseyoumaytellhimfrommethathelies。Isthatclearenough?ItseemstomeI’vemadeitplain。\"
\"Well,exactly,mygoodfellow,ifyouaresosavageagainstyourThuilliersyououghttohaveputmeamongthem,andthenyou’dhaveseenmeavengeyou。\"
\"Thereyouareright,\"saidlaPeyrade;\"IwishIcouldhavesetyouattheirlegs——butasforthatmatteroftheleaseItellyouagain,I
wasnotmasterofit。\"
\"Ofcourse,\"saidCerizet,\"itwasyourconsciencewhichobligedyoutotellBrigittethatthetwelvethousandfrancsayearIexpectedtomakeoutofitwerebetterinherpocketthaninmine。\"
\"ItseemsthatDutocqcontinuesthehonorableprofessionofspywhichheformerlypractisedattheministryoffinance,\"saidlaPeyrade,\"and,likeotherswhodothatdirtybusiness,hemakeshisreportsmorewittythantruthful——\"
\"Takecare!\"saidCerizet;\"youaretalkingofmypatroninhisownlair。\"
\"Lookhere!\"saidlaPeyrade。\"Ihavecometotalktoyouonseriousmatters。WillyoudomethefavortodroptheThuilliersandalltheirbelongings,andgivemeyourattention?\"
\"Sayon,myfriend,\"saidCerizet,layingdownhispen,whichhadneverceasedtorun,uptothismoment,\"Iamlistening。\"
\"Youtalkedtomesometimeago,\"saidlaPeyrade,\"aboutmarryingagirlwhowasrich,fullyofage,andslightlyhysterical,asyouwerepleasedtoputiteuphemistically。\"
\"Welldone!\"criedCerizet。\"Iexpectedthis;butyou’vebeensometimecomingtoit。\"
\"Inofferingmethisheiress,whatdidyouhaveinyourmind?\"askedlaPeyrade。
\"Parbleu!tohelpyoutoasplendidstrokeofbusiness。Youhadonlytostoopandtakeit。Iwasformallychargedtoproposeittoyou;
and,astherewasn’tanybrokerage,Ishouldhavereliedwhollyonyourgenerosity。\"
\"Butyouarenottheonlypersonwhowascommissionedtomakemethatoffer。Awomanhadthesameorder。\"
\"Awoman!\"criedCerizetinaperfectlynaturaltoneofsurprise。\"NotthatIknowof。\"
\"Yes,aforeigner,youngandpretty,whomyoumusthavemetinthefamilyofthebride,towhomsheseemstobeardentlydevoted。\"
\"Never,\"saidCerizet,\"neverhastherebeentheslightestquestionofawomaninthisnegotiation。IhaveeveryreasontobelievethatIamexclusivelychargedwithit。\"
\"What!\"saidlaPeyrade,fixinguponCerizetascrutinizingeye,\"didyouneverhearoftheComtesseTornadeGodollo?\"
\"Never,inallmylife;thisisthefirsttimeIeverheardthatname。\"
\"Then,\"saidlaPeyrade,\"itmustreallyhavebeenanothermatch;forthatwoman,aftermanysingularpreliminaries,toolongtoexplaintoyou,mademeaformalofferofthehandofayoungwomanmuchricherthanMademoiselleColleville——\"
\"Andhysterical?\"askedCerizet。
\"No,shedidnotembellishtheproposalwiththataccessory;butthere’sanotherdetailwhichmayputyouonthetrackofher。MadamedeGodolloexhortedme,ifIwishedtopushthematter,togoandseeacertainMonsieurduPortail——\"
\"RueHonore—Chevalier?\"exclaimedCerizet,quickly。
\"Precisely。\"
\"Thenitisthesamemarriagewhichisofferedtoyouthroughtwodifferentmediums。ItisstrangeIwasnotinformedofthiscollaboration!\"
\"Inshort,\"saidlaPeyrade,\"younotonlydidn’thavewindofthecountess’sintervention,butyoudon’tknowher,andyoucan’tgivemeanyinformationabouther——isthatso?\"
\"AtpresentIcan’t,\"repliedCerizet,\"butI’llfindoutabouther;
forthewholeproceedingisrathercavaliertowardsme;butthisemploymentoftwoagentsonlyshowsyouhowdesirableyouaretothefamily。\"
Atthismomentthedooroftheroomwasopenedcautiously,awoman’sheadappeared,andavoice,whichwasinstantlyrecognizedbylaPeyrade,said,addressingthecopying—clerk:——
\"Ah!excuseme!Iseemonsieurisbusy。CouldIsayawordtomonsieurwhenheisalone?\"
Cerizet,whohadaneyeasnimbleasahand,instantlynoticedacertainfact。LaPeyrade,whowassoplacedastobeplainlyseenbythenew—comer,nosoonerheardthatdrawling,honeyedvoice,thanheturnedhisheadinamannertoconcealhisfeatures。Insteadthereforeofbeingroughlysentaway,asusuallyhappenedtopetitionerswhoaddressedthemostsurlyofofficialclerks,themodestvisitorheardherselfgreetedinaverysurprisingmanner。
\"Comein,comein,MadameLambert,\"saidCerizet;\"youwon’tbekeptwaitinglong;comein。\"
Thevisitoradvanced,andthencamefacetofacewithlaPeyrade。
\"Ah!monsieur!\"criedhiscreditor,whomthereaderhasnodoubtrecognized,\"howfortunateIamtomeetmonsieur!Ihavebeenseveraltimestohisofficetoaskifhehadhadtimetoattendtomylittleaffair。\"
\"Ihavehadmanyengagementswhichhavekeptmeawayfrommyofficelately;butIattendedtothatmatter;everythinghasbeendoneright,andisnowinthehandsofthesecretary。\"
\"Oh!howgoodmonsieuris!IprayGodtoblesshim,\"saidthepiouswoman,claspingherhands。
\"Blessme!doyouhavebusinesswithMadameLambert?\"saidCerizet;
\"younevertoldmethat。AreyouPerePicot’scounsel?\"
\"No,unfortunately,\"saidMadameLambert,\"mymasterwon’ttakeanycounsel;heissoself—willed,soobstinate!But,mygoodmonsieur,whatIcametoaskiswhetherthefamilycouncilistomeet。\"
\"Ofcourse,\"saidCerizet,\"andnotlaterthanto—morrow。\"
\"Butmonsieur,IhearthosegentlemenoftheRoyalcourtsaidthefamilyhadnorights——\"
\"Yes,that’sso,\"saidtheclerk;\"thelowercourtandtheRoyalcourthaveboth,onthepetitionoftherelatives,rejectedtheirdemandforacommission。\"
\"Ishouldhopeso!\"saidthewoman;\"tothinkofmakinghimoutalunatic!himsofullofwisdomandlearning!\"
\"Buttherelationsdon’tmeantogiveup;theyaregoingtotrythematteragainunderanewform,andaskfortheappointmentofajudicialcounsel。That’swhatthefamilycouncilmeetsforto—morrow;
andIthink,thistime,mydearMadameLambert,youroldPicotwillfindhimselfrestrained。Thereareseriousallegations,Icantellyou。Itwasallverywelltotaketheeggs,buttopluckthehenwasanotherthing。\"
\"Isitpossiblethatmonsieurcansuppose——\"beganthedevote,claspingherhandsunderherchin。
\"Isupposenothing,\"saidCerizet;\"Iamnotthejudgeofthisaffair。
Buttherelationsdeclarethatyouhavepocketedconsiderablesums,andmadeinvestmentsaboutwhichtheydemandinquiry。\"
\"Oh!heavens!\"saidthewoman,castinguphereyes;\"theycaninquire;
Iampoor;Ihavenotadeed,noranote,norashare;nottheslightestsecurityofanykindinmypossession。\"
\"Idaresaynot,\"saidCerizet,glancingatlaPeyradeoutofthecornerofhiseye;\"buttherearealwaysfriendstotakecareofsuchthings。However,thatisnoneofmybusiness;everyonemustsettlehisownaffairsinhisownway。Now,then,saywhatyouhavetosay,distinctly。\"
\"Icame,monsieur,\"shereplied,\"toimploreyou,monsieur,toimploreMonsieurthejudge’sclerk,tospeakinourfavortoMonsieurthejustice—of—peace。MonsieurthevicarofSaint—Jacquesisalsotospeaktohim。ThatpoorMonsieurPicot!\"shewenton,weeping,\"they’llkillhimiftheycontinuetoworryhiminthisway。\"
\"Isha’n’tconcealfromyou,\"saidCerizet,\"thatthejustice—of—peaceisveryill—disposedtoyourcause。Youmusthaveseenthattheotherday,whenherefusedtoreceiveyou。AsforMonsieurDutocqandmyself,ourassistancewon’thelpyoumuch;andbesides,mygoodwoman,youaretooclose—mouthed。\"
\"MonsieuraskedmeifIhadlaidbyafewlittlesavings;andI
couldn’ttellhimthatIhad,be——becausetheyhavegonetokeeptheh——houseofthatpoorMonsieurPi——i——cot;andnowtheyaccusemeofr——robbinghim!\"
MadameLambertsobbed。
\"Myopinionis,\"saidCerizet,\"thatyouaremakingyourselfoutmuchpoorerthanyouare;andiffriendPeyradehere,whoseemstobemoreinyourconfidence,hadn’thistonguetiedbytherulesofhisprofession——\"
\"I!\"saidlaPeyrade,hastily,\"Idon’tknowanythingofmadame’saffairs。Sheaskedmetodrawupapetitiononamatterinwhichtherewasnothingjudicialorfinancial。\"
\"Ah!that’sit,isit?\"saidCerizet。\"MadamehaddoubtlessgonetoseeyouaboutthispetitionthedayDutocqmetheratyouroffice,themorningafterourdinnerattheRocherdeCancale——whenyouweresuchaRoman,youknow。\"
Then,withoutseemingtoattachanyimportancetothereminiscence,headded:——
\"Well,mygoodMadameLambert,I’llaskmypatrontospeaktothejustice—of—peace,and,ifIgetachance,I’llspeaktohimmyself;
but,Irepeatit,heisverymuchprejudicedagainstyou。\"
MadameLambertretiredwithmanycurtseysandprotestationsofgratitude。WhenshewasfairlygonelaPeyraderemarked:——
\"Youdon’tseemtobelievethatthatwomancametomeaboutapetition;andyetnothingwasevertruer。Sheisthoughtasaintinthestreetshelivesin,andthatoldmantheyaccuseherofrobbingisactuallykeptalivebyherdevotion,soI’mtold。Consequently,theneighborshaveputitintothegoodwoman’sheadtoapplyfortheMontyonprize;anditwasforthepurposeofputtingherclaimsinlegalshapethatsheappliedtome。\"
\"Dear!dear!theMontyonprize!\"criedCerizet;\"well,that’sanidea!
Mygoodfellow,weoughttohavecultivateditbefore,——I,especially,asbankerofthepoor,andyou,theiradvocate。Asforthisclientofyours,itisluckyforherMonsieurPicot’srelativesarenotmembersoftheFrenchacademy;itisinthecorrectionalpolice—court,sixthchamber,wheretheymeantogivehertherewardofvirtue。However,tocomebacktowhatweweretalkingabout。Itellyouthatafterallyourtergiversationsyouhadbettersettledownpeaceably;andI
adviseyou,asyourcountessdid,togoandseeduPortail。\"
\"Whoandwhatishe?\"askedlaPeyrade。
\"Heisalittleoldman,\"repliedCerizet,\"asshrewdasaweasel。Hegivesmetheideaofhavingdealingswiththedevil。Goandseehim!
Sight,astheysay,costsnothing。\"
\"Yes,\"saidlaPeyrade,\"perhapsIwill;but,firstofall,IwantyoutofindoutformeaboutthisComtessedeGodollo。\"
\"Whatdoyoucareabouther?Sheisnothingbutasupernumerary,thatcountess。\"
\"Ihavemyreasons,\"saidlaPeyrade;\"youcancertainlygetsomeinformationaboutherinthreedays;I’llcomeandseeyouthen。\"
\"Mygoodfellow,\"saidCerizet,\"youseemtometobeamusingyourselfwiththingsthatdon’tpay;youhaven’tfalleninlovewiththatgo—
between,haveyou?\"
\"Plaguetakehim!\"thoughtlaPeyrade;\"hespieseverything;there’snohidinganythingfromhim!No,\"hesaid,aloud,\"Iamnotinlove;
onthecontrary,Iamverycautious。Imustadmitthatthismarriagewithacrazygirldoesn’tattractme,andbeforeIgoastepintoitI
wanttoknowwhereIputmyfeet。Thesecrookedproceedingsarenotreassuring,andassomanyinfluencesarebeingbroughttobear,I
choosetocontrolonebyanother。Thereforedon’tplaysly,butgivemealltheinformationyougetintoyourpouchaboutMadamelaComtesseTornadeGodollo。IwarnyouIknowenoughtotesttheveracityofyourreport;andifIseeyouaretryingtooverreachmeI’llbreakoffshortwithyourduPortail。\"
\"Tryingtooverreachyou,monseigneur!\"repliedCerizet,inthetoneandmannerofFredericLemaitre。\"Whowoulddareattemptit?\"
Ashepronouncedthosewordsinaslightlymockingtone,Dutocqappeared,accompaniedbyhislittleclerk。
\"Blessme!\"heexclaimed,seeinglaPeyradeandCerizettogether;
\"here’sthetrinityreconstituted!buttheobjectofthealliance,the’casusfoederis,’hasfloatedoff。WhathaveyoudonetothatgoodBrigitte,laPeyrade?Sheisafteryourblood。\"
\"WhataboutThuillier?\"askedlaPeyrade。
Molierewasreversed;herewasTartuffeinquiringforOrgon。
\"Thuillierbeganbynotbeingveryhostiletoyou;butitnowseemsthattheseizurebusinesshastakenagoodturn,andhavinglessneedofyouheisgettingdrawnintohissister’swaters;andifthetendencycontinues,Ihaven’tadoubtthathe’llsooncometothinkyoudeservingofhanging。\"
\"Well,I’moutofitall,\"saidlaPeyrade,\"andifanybodyevercatchesmeinsuchamessagain!——Well,adieu,myfriends,\"headded。
\"Andyou,Cerizet,astowhatwewerespeakingabout,activity,safety,anddiscretion!\"
WhenlaPeyradereachedthecourtyardofthemunicipalbuilding,hewasaccostedbyMadameLambert,whowaslyinginwaitforhim。
\"Monsieurwouldn’tbelieve,Iamsure,\"shesaid,inadeprecatingtone,\"thevillainousthingsthatMonsieurCerizetsaidaboutme;
monsieurknowsitwasthelittlepropertyIreceivedfrommyuncleinEnglandthatIplacedinhishands。\"
\"Yes,yes,\"saidlaPeyrade,\"butyoumustunderstandthatwithalltheserumorssetaboutbyyourmaster’srelativestheprizeofvirtueisdesperatelyendangered。\"
\"IfitisGod’swillthatIamnottohaveit——\"
\"YououghtalsotounderstandhowimportantitisforyourintereststokeepsecrettheotherservicewhichIdidforyou。Atthefirstappearanceofanyindiscretiononyourpartthatmoney,asItoldyou,willbeperemptorilyreturnedtoyou。\"
\"Oh!monsieurmaybeeasyaboutthat。\"
\"Verywell;thengood—byetoyou,mydear,\"saidlaPeyrade,inafriendlytone。
Asheturnedtoleaveher,anasalvoicewasheardfromawindowonthestaircase。
\"MadameLambert!\"criedCerizet,who,suspectingthecolloquy,hadgonetothestaircasewindowtomakesureofit。\"MadameLambert!
MonsieurDutocqhasreturned;youmaycomeupandseehim,ifyoulike。\"
ImpossibleforlaPeyradetopreventtheconference,althoughheknewthesecretofthattwenty—fivethousandfrancsranthegreatestdanger。
\"Certainly,\"hesaidtohimselfashewalkedaway,\"I’minarunofill—luck;andIdon’tknowwhereitwillend。\"
InBrigitte’snaturetherewassuchanall—devouringinstinctofdomination,thatitwaswithoutregret,and,wemayevensay,withasortofsecretjoythatshesawthedisappearanceofMadamedeGodollo。Thatwoman,shefelt,hadacrushingsuperiorityoverher;
andthis,whileithadgivenahigherordertotheThuillierestablishment,madeherillatease。Whenthereforetheseparationtookplace,whichwasdone,letusheresay,ongoodterms,andunderfairandhonorablepretexts,MademoiselleThuillierbreathedmorefreely。Shefeltlikethosekingslongswayedbyimperiousandnecessaryministers,whocelebratewithintheirheartsthedaywhendeathdeliversthemfromamasterwhoseservicesandrivalinfluencetheyimpatientlyendured。
ThuillierwasnotfarfromhavingthesamesentimentaboutlaPeyrade。
ButMadamedeGodollowasonlytheelegance,whereaslaPeyradewastheutilityofthehousetheyhadnowsimultaneouslyabandoned;andafterthelapseofafewdays,aterribleneedofTheodosemadeitselffeltintheliteraryandpoliticalexistenceofhisdear,goodfriend。
Themunicipalcouncillorfoundhimselfsuddenlyappointedtodraftanimportantreport。Hewasunabletodeclinethetask,saddledashewaswiththereputation,derivedfromhispamphlet,ofbeingamanoflettersandanablewriter;therefore,inpresenceoftheperiloushonorconferreduponhimbyhiscolleaguesofthegeneralCouncil,hesatdownterrifiedbyhissolitudeandhisinsufficiency。
Invaindidhelockhimselfintohisstudy,gorgehimselfwithblackcoffee,mendinnumerablepens,andwriteascoreoftimesattheheadofhispaper(whichhewascarefultocutoftheexactdimensionsasthatusedbylaPeyrade)thesolemnwords:\"ReporttotheMembersoftheMunicipalCounciloftheCityofParis,\"followed,onalinebyitself,byamagnificentMESSIEURS——nothingcameofit!Hewasfaintoissuefuriousfromhisstudy,complainingofthehorriblehouseholdracketwhich\"cutthethreadofhisideas\";thoughreallynogreaternoisethantheclosingofadoorortheopeningofaclosetorthemovingofachairhadmadeitselfheard。Allthis,however,didnothelptheadvancementofthework,whichremained,asbefore——simplybegun。
Mostfortunately,ithappenedthatRabourdin,wantingtomakesomechangeinhisapartment,came,aswasproper,tosubmithisplantotheownerofthehouse。Thuilliergrantedcordiallytherequestthatwasmadetohim,andthendiscoursedtohistenantaboutthereportwithwhichhewascharged,——beingdesirous,hesaid,toobtainhisideasonthesubject。
Rabourdin,towhomnoadministrativequestionwasforeign,veryreadilythrewuponthesubjectanumberofveryclearandlucidideas。
Hewasoneofthosementowhomthequalityoftheintellecttowhichtheyaddressthemselvesismoreorlessindifferent;afool,oramanoftalentwhowilllistentothem,servesequallywelltothinkaloudto,andtheyare,asastimulant,aboutthesamething。AfterRabourdinhadsaidhissay,heobservedthatThuillierhadnotunderstoodhim;buthehadlistenedtohimselfwithpleasure,andhewas,moreover,gratefulfortheattention,obtuseasitwas,ofhishearer,andalsoforthekindlinessofthelandlordinreceivinghisrequest。