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  ’BettyPrivettwasascertaininherownmindthathedidgooutasshewasofherownexistence,andwaslittlelesscertainthathedidnotreturn。Shefelttoodisturbedtoarguewithhim,andletthesubjectdropasthoughshemusthavebeenmistaken。WhenshewaswalkingdownLongpuddlestreetlaterinthedayshemetJimWeedle’sdaughterNancy,andsaid,“Well,Nancy,youdolooksleepyto-day!“

  ’“Yes,Mrs。Privett,“saysNancy。“Nowdon’ttellanybody,butI

  don’tmindlettingyouknowwhatthereasono’tis。Lastnight,beingOldMidsummerEve,someofuswenttochurchporch,anddidn’tgethometillnearone。“

  ’“Didye?“saysMrs。Privett。“OldMidsummeryesterdaywasit?

  FaithIdidn’tthinkwhe’r’twasMidsummerorMichaelmas;I’dtoomuchworktodo。“

  ’“Yes。Andwewerefrightenedenough,Icantell’ee,bywhatwesaw。“

  ’“Whatdidyesee?“

  ’Youmaynotremember,sir,havinggoneofftoforeignpartssoyoung,thatonMidsummerNightitisbelievedhereaboutthatthefaintshapesofallthefolkintheparishwhoaregoingtobeatdeath’sdoorwithintheyearcanbeseenenteringthechurch。Thosewhogetovertheirillnesscomeoutagainafterawhile;thosethataredoomedtodiedonotreturn。

  ’“Whatdidyousee?“askedWilliam’swife。

  ’“Well,“saysNancy,backwardly——“weneedn’ttellwhatwesaw,orwhowesaw。“

  ’“Yousawmyhusband,“saysBettyPrivett,inaquietway。

  ’“Well,sinceyouputitso,“saysNancy,hangingfire,“we——thoughtwedidseehim;butitwasdarkish,andwewasfrightened,andofcourseitmightnothavebeenhe。“

  ’“Nancy,youneedn’tmindlettingitout,though’tiskeptbackinkindness。Andhedidn’tcomeoutofchurchagain:Iknowitaswellasyou。“

  ’Nancydidnotansweryesornotothat,andnomorewassaid。Butthreedaysafter,WilliamPrivettwasmowingwithJohnChilesinMr。

  Hardcome’smeadow,andintheheatofthedaytheysatdowntoeattheirbito’nunchunderatree,andemptytheirflagon。Afterwardsbothof’emfellasleepastheysat。JohnChileswasthefirsttowake,andashelookedtowardshisfellow-mowerhesawoneofthosegreatwhitemiller’s-soulsaswecall’em——thatistosay,amiller-

  moth——comefromWilliam’sopenmouthwhileheslept,andflystraightaway。Johnthoughtitoddenough,asWilliamhadworkedinamillforseveralyearswhenhewasaboy。Hethenlookedatthesun,andfoundbytheplaceo’tthattheyhadsleptalongwhile,andasWilliamdidnotwake,Johncalledtohimandsaiditwashightimetobeginworkagain。Hetooknonotice,andthenJohnwentupandshookhim,andfoundhewasdead。

  ’NowonthatverydayoldPhilipHookhornwasdownatLongpuddleSpringdippingupapitcherofwater;andasheturnedaway,whoshouldheseecomingdowntothespringontheothersidebutWilliam,lookingverypaleandodd。ThissurprisedPhilipHookhornverymuch,foryearsbeforethattimeWilliam’slittleson——hisonlychild——hadbeendrownedinthatspringwhileatplaythere,andthishadsopreyeduponWilliam’smindthathe’dneverbeenseennearthespringafterwards,andhadbeenknowntogohalfamileoutofhiswaytoavoidtheplace。Oninquiry,itwasfoundthatWilliaminbodycouldnothavestoodbythespring,beinginthemeadtwomilesoff;anditalsocameoutthatthetimeatwhichhewasseenatthespringwastheverytimewhenhedied。’

  ’Arathermelancholystory,’observedtheemigrant,afteraminute’ssilence。

  ’Yes,yes。Well,wemusttakeupsanddownstogether,’saidtheseedsman’sfather。

  ’Youdon’tknow,Mr。Lackland,Isuppose,whatarumstartthatwasbetweenAndreySatchelandJaneVallensandthepa’sonandclerko’

  Scrimpton?’saidthemaster-thatcher,amanwithasparkofsubduedlivelinessinhiseye,whohadhithertokepthisattentionmainlyuponsmallobjectsalongwayahead,ashesatinfrontofthevanwithhisfeetoutside。’Theirswasaqueererexperienceofapa’sonandclerkthansomefolksget,andmaycheer’eeupalittleafterthisdampnessthat’sbeenflungoveryersoul。’

  Thereturnedonerepliedthatheknewnothingofthehistory,andshouldbehappytohearit,quiterecollectingthepersonalityofthemanSatchel。

  ’Ahno;thisAndreySatchelisthesonoftheSatchelthatyouknew;

  thisonehasnotbeenmarriedmorethantwoorthreeyears,and’twasatthetimeo’theweddingthattheaccidenthappenedthatIcouldtell’eeof,oranybodyelsehere,forthatmatter。’

  ’No,no;youmusttellit,neighbour,ifanybody,’saidseveral;arequestinwhichMr。Lacklandjoined,addingthattheSatchelfamilywasonehehadknownwellbeforeleavinghome。

  ’I’lljustmention,asyoubeastranger,’whisperedthecarriertoLackland,’thatChristopher’sstorieswillbearpruning。’

  Theemigrantnodded。

  ’Well,Icansoontellit,’saidthemaster-thatcher,schoolinghimselftoatoneofactuality。’Thoughasithasmoretodowiththepa’sonandclerkthanwithAndreyhimself,itoughttobetoldbyabetterchurchmanthanI。’

  ANDREYSATCHELANDTHEPARSONANDCLERK

  ’Itallarose,youmustknow,fromAndreybeingfondofadropofdrinkatthattime——thoughhe’sasoberenoughmannowbyallaccount,somuchthebetterforhim。Jane,hisbride,yousee,wassomewhatolderthanAndrey;howmucholderIdon’tpretendtosay;

  shewasnotoneofourparish,andtheregisteralonemaybeabletotellthat。But,atanyrate,herbeingalittleaheadofheryoungmaninmortalyears,coupledwithotherbodilycircumstances——’

  ’Ah,poorthing!’sighedthewomen。

  ’——madeherveryanxioustogetthethingdonebeforehechangedhismind;and’twaswithajoyfulcountenancetheysaythatshe,withAndreyandhisbrotherandsister-in-law,marchedofftochurchoneNovembermorningassoonas’twasdaya’most,tobemadeonewithAndreyfortherestofherlife。Hehadleftourplacelongbeforeitwaslight,andthefolksthatwereupallwavedtheirlanternsathim,andflunguptheirhatsashewent。

  ’Thechurchofherparishwasamileandmorefromthehouses,and,asitwasawonderfulfinedayforthetimeofyear,theplanwasthatassoonastheyweremarriedtheywouldmakeoutaholidaybydrivingstraightofftoPortBredy,toseetheshipsandtheseaandthesojers,insteadofcomingbacktoamealatthehouseofthedistantrelationshelivedwi’,andmopingabouttherealltheafternoon。

  ’Well,somefolksnoticedthatAndreywalkedwithratherwamblingstepstochurchthatmorning;thetrutho’twasthathisnearestneighbour’schildhadbeenchristenedthedaybefore,andAndrey,havingstoodgodfather,hadstayedallnightkeepingupthechristening,forhehadsaidtohimself,“NotifIlivetobethousandshallIagainbemadeagodfatheroneday,andahusbandthenext,andperhapsafatherthenext,andthereforeI’llmakethemostoftheblessing。“Sothatwhenhestartedfromhomeinthemorninghehadnotbeeninbedatall。Theresultwas,asIsay,thatwhenheandhisbride-to-hewalkedupthechurchtogetmarried,thepa’sonwhowasaverystrictmaninsidethechurch,whateverhewasoutsidelookedhardatAndrey,andsaid,verysharp:

  ’“How’sthis,myman?Youareinliquor。Andsoearly,too。I’mashamedofyou!“

  ’“Well,that’strue,sir,“saysAndrey。“ButIcanwalkstraightenoughforpracticalpurposes。Icanwalkachalkline,“hesaysmeaningnooffence,“aswellassomeotherfolk:and——“gettinghotter——“Ireckonthatifyou,Pa’sonBillyToogood,hadkeptupachristeningallnightsothoroughlyasIhavedone,youwouldn’tbeabletostandatall;d-meifyouwould!“

  ’ThisanswermadePa’sonBilly——astheyusedtocallhim——ratherspitish,nottosayhot,forhewasawarm-temperedmanifprovoked,andhesaid,verydecidedly:

  ’“Well,Icannotmarryyouinthisstate;andIwillnot!Gohomeandgetsober!’Andheslappedthebooktogetherlikearat-trap。

  ’Thenthebrideburstoutcryingasifherheartwouldbreak,forveryfearthatshewouldloseAndreyafterallherhardworktogethim,andbeggedandimploredthepa’sontogoonwiththeceremony。

  Butno。

  ’“Iwon’tbeapartytoyoursolemnizingmatrimonywithatipsyman,“

  saysMr。Toogood。“Itisnotrightanddecent。Iamsorryforyou,myyoungwoman,butyou’dbettergohomeagain。Iwonderhowyoucouldthinkofbringinghimheredrunklikethis!“

  ’“Butif——ifhedon’tcomedrunkhewon’tcomeatall,sir!“shesays,throughhersobs。

  ’“Ican’thelpthat,“saysthepa’son;andpleadasshemight,itdidnotmovehim。Thenshetriedhimanotherway。

  ’“Well,then,ifyou’llgohome,sir,andleaveushere,andcomebacktothechurchinanhourortwo,I’llundertaketosaythatheshallbeassoberasajudge,“shecries。“We’llbidehere,withyourpermission;forifheoncegoesoutofthisherechurchunmarried,allVanAmburgh’shorseswon’tdraghimbackagain!“

  ’“Verywell,“saystheparson。“I’llgiveyoutwohours,andthenI’llreturn。“

  ’“Andplease,sir,lockthedoor,sothatwecan’tescape!“saysshe。

  ’“Yes,“saystheparson。

  ’“Andletnobodyknowthatwearehere。“

  ’Thepa’sonthentookoffhisclanewhitesurplice,andwentaway;

  andtheothersconsulteduponthebestmeansforkeepingthematterasecret,whichitwasnotaveryhardthingtodo,theplacebeingsolonely,andthehoursoearly。Thewitnesses,Andrey’sbrotherandbrother’swife,neitheroneo’whichcaredaboutAndrey’smarryingJane,andhadcomeratheragainsttheirwill,saidtheycouldn’twaittwohoursinthatholeofaplace,wishingtogethometoLongpuddlebeforedinner-time。Theywerealtogethersocrustythattheclerksaidtherewasnodifficultyintheirdoingastheywished。Theycouldgohomeasiftheirbrother’sweddinghadactuallytakenplaceandthemarriedcouplehadgoneonwardfortheirday’spleasurejaunttoPortBredyasintended,he,theclerk,andanycasualpasser-bywouldactaswitnesseswhenthepa’soncameback。

  ’Thiswasagreedto,andawayAndrey’srelationswent,nothingloath,andtheclerkshutthechurchdoorandpreparedtolockinthecouple。Thebridewentupandwhisperedtohim,withhereyesa-

  streamingstill。

  ’“Mydeargoodclerk,“shesays,“ifwebidehereinthechurch,folkmayseeusthroughthewinders,andfindoutwhathashappened;and’twouldcausesuchatalkandscandalthatInevershouldgetoverit:andperhaps,too,dearAndreymighttrytogetoutandleaveme!

  Willyelockusupinthetower,mydeargoodclerk?“shesays。

  “I’lltolehiminthereifyouwill。“

  ’Theclerkhadnoobjectiontodothistoobligethepooryoungwoman,andtheytoledAndreyintothetower,andtheclerklocked’embothupstraightway,andthenwenthome,toreturnattheendofthetwohours。

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