“ThereisonlyonefaultthatIcanfindwithit,itisnottrue。
Forifwewereallalike,andwereallbrothers,whyshouldthekingrideroundinhisgildedchariot,whileI,anoldcobbler,sitonmybenchandhavemyfacecoveredwithsweat?“
“ThekingisnosonofFreedom!“exclaimedthestranger,withanangrygesture。“ThekingisasonofTyranny,andthereforehewantstomakehisenemies,thesonsofFreedom,tobehisservants,hisslaves,andtobindourarmswithfetters。Butshallwealwaysbearthis?Shallwenotriseatlastoutofthedustintowhichwehavebeentrodden?“
“Yes,certainly,ifwecan,thenwewill,“saidSimon,withhisgrufflaugh。“Buthereisthehitch,sir,wecannotdoit。Thekinghasthepowertoholdusinhisfetters;andthisfinelady,MadameFreedom,ofwhomyousaythatsheisourmother,letsitcometopass,notwithstandingthathersonsarebounddowninservitudeandabasement。“
“Itmustbeforaseasonyet,“answeredtheother,withloud,raspingvoice;“butthedayofarisingisathand,andshowswithalaughingfacehowthosewhomshewilldestroyarerushingswiftlyupontheirowndoom。“
“Whatnonsenseisthatyouaretalking?“askedthecobbler。“ThosewhoaregoingtobedestroyedbyMadameLibertyareworkingouttheirownruin?“
“Andyettheyaredoingit,MasterSimon;theyarediggingtheirowngraves,onlytheydonotseeit,anddonotknowit;forthedivinitywhichmeanstodestroythemhassmittenthemwithblindness。Thereisthisqueen,thisAustrianwoman。Doyounotseewithyourwiseeyeshowlikeabusyspidersheisweavingherownshroud?“
“Now,thatiscertainlyanerror,“saidSimon;“thequeendoesnotworkatall。Sheletsthepeopleworkforher。“
“Itellyou,man,shedoeswork,sheisworkingatherownshroud,andIthinkshehasgotagoodbitofitready。Shehasnicefriends,too,tohelpherinit,andtodrawupthethreadsforthisroyalspider,andsogetreadywhatisneededforthisshroud。
There,forexample,isthatfineDukedeCoigny。DoyouknowwhothatDukedeCoignyis?“
“No,indeed,Iknownothingaboutit;Ihavenothingtodowiththecourt,andknownothingaboutthecourtrabble。“
“Thereyouareright,theyarearabble,“criedtheother,laughinginreturn。“Iknowit,forIamsounfortunateasnottobeabletosaywithyouthatIhavenothingtodowiththecourt。Ihavegoneintopalaces,andIshallcomeoutagain,butIpromiseyouthatmyexitshallmakemorestirthanmyentrance。Now,IwilltellyouwhotheDukedeCoignyis。Heisoneofthethreechiefparamoursofthequeen,oneofthegreatfavoritesoftheAustriansultana。“
“Well,now,thatisjolly,“criedthecobbler;“youareacomicalrogue,sir。Sothequeenhasherparamours?“
“Yes。YouknowthattheDukedeBesenval,atthetimethattheAustriancameasdauphinesstoFrance,saidtoher:’ThesehundredthousandParisians,madame,whohavecomeouttomeetyou,areallyourlovers。’NowshetakesthisexpressionofBesenvalinearnest,andwantstomakeeveryParisianaloverofhers。Onlywait,onlywait,itwillbeyourturnbyandby。YouwillbeabletopressthehandofthisbeautifulAustriantenderlytoyourlips。“
“Well,Iwillletyouknowinadvance,then,“saidSimon,savagely,“thatIwillpressitinsuchrightgoodearnest,thatitshallalwaysbearthemarksofit。Youwerespeakingjustnowofthethreechiefparamours——whatarethenamesoftheothertwo?“
“ThesecondisyourfineLorddeAdhemar;afool,arattle-head,abooby;butheishandsome,andajollylover。Ourqueenlikeshandsomemen,andeverybodyknowsthatsheisoneofthelaughingkind,amerryfly,particularlysincethecarousalsonthepalaceterrace。“
“Carousals!Whatwasthat?“
“Why,youpoorinnocentchild,thatisthenametheygivetothosenightlypromenadesthatourhandsomequeentookayearagointhemoonlightontheterraceatVersailles。Oh,thatwasamerrytime!
Theironfencesoftheparkwerenotclosed,andthedearpeoplehadarighttoenter,andcouldwalknearthequeeninthemoonlight,andhearthefinemusicwhichwasconcealedbehindthehedges。Youjustaskthegood-lookingofficerofthelancers,whosatoneeveningonabenchbetweentwohandsomewomen,dressedinwhite,andjokedandlaughedwiththem。HecantellyouhowMarieAntoinettecanlaugh,andwhatfinenonsensehermajestycouldaffordtoindulgein。“[Footnote:SeeMadamedeCampane。“Memoires,“vol。i。]
“IwishIknewhim,andhewouldtellmeaboutit,“criedcobblerSimon,strikinghisfiststogether。“IalwaysliketohearsomethingbadaboutthisAustrianwoman,forIhateherandthewholecourtcrowdbesides。Whatrighthavetheytostrutandswell,andputonairs,whilewehavetoworkandsufferfrommorningtillnight?Whyistheirlifenothingbutjollity,andoursnothingbutmisery?I
thinkIamofjustasmuchconsequenceastheking,andmywomanwouldlookjustasniceasthequeen,ifshewouldputonfineclothesandrideroundinagildedcarriage。Whatputsthemupandputsusdown?“
“Itellyouwhy。Itisbecauseweareninniesandfools,andallowthemtolaughintheirsleevesatus,andmakedivinitiesoutofthemselves,beforewhomthepeople,or,astheycallthem,therabble,aretofallupontheirknees。Butpatience,patience!Therewillcomeatimewhentheywillnotlaugh,norcompelthepeopletofallupontheirkneesandbegforfavor。Butnofavorshallbegrantedtothem。Theyshallmeettheirdoom。“
“Ha!Iwishthetimewerehere,“shoutedthecobbler,laughing;“andIhopeImaybetherewhentheymeettheirpunishment。“
“Well,myfriend,thatonlydependsuponyourself,“saidthestranger。“Thetimewillcome,andifyouwishyoucancontributeyourshare,thatitmayapproachwithmorerapidsteps。“
“WhatcanIdo?Tellme,forIamreadyforeverything?“
“Youcanhelpwhettheknife,thatitmaycutthebetter,“saidthestranger,withahorriblegrimace。“Come,come,donotlookatmesoastonished,brother。Therearealreadyagoodnumberofknife-
sharpenersinthegoodcityofParis,andifyouwanttojointheircompany,comethiseveningtome,andIwillmakeyouacquaintedwithsome,andintroduceyoutoourguild。“
“Wheredoyoulive,sir,andwhatisyourname?“askedthecobbler,withglowingcuriosity。
“IliveinthestableoftheCountd’Artois,andmynameisJeanPaulMarat。“
“Inthestable!“criedthecobbler。“Myfaith,Ihadnotsupposedyouwereahostleroracoachman。Itmustbeafunnysight,M。
Marat,toseeyoumounteduponahorse。“
“YouthinkthatsuchabigtoadasIdoesnotbelongthereexactly。
Well,thereyouareright,brotherSimon。Myrealbusinessisnotatallwiththehorses,butwiththemeninthestable。Iamthehorse-
doctor,brotherSimon,horse-doctoroftheCountd’Artois;andIcanassureyouthatIamatolerablyskilfuldoctor,forIhaveyokedtogethermanyahostlerandjockeywhomthestable-keepersofthedearArtoishavefavoredwithaliberaldispensationoftheirlash。
So,comethiseveningtome,notonlythatImayintroduceyoutogoodsociety,butcomeifyouaresick。Iwillrestoreyou,anditshallcostyounothing。Icuremybrothersofthepeoplewithoutanypay,foritisnottherightthingforbrotherstotakemoneyoneofanother。So,brotherSimon,Ishalllookforyouthiseveningatthestable;butnowImustleaveyou,formysickfolksareexpectingme。Justonemoreword。Ifyoucomeaboutseveno’clocktovisitme,theoldwitchthatkeepsthedoorwillcertainlytellyouthatIamnotathome。Iwill,therefore,giveyouthepass-word,whichwillallowyoutogoin。Itis’Liberty,Equality,Fraternity。’Good-by。“
Henoddedtothecobblerwithafearfulgrimace,andstrodeawayquickly,inspiteofnotbeingabletolifthisleftfootoverthebroadsquareoftheHoteldeVille。
MasterSimonlookedafterhimatfirstwithaderisivesmile,andthisdiminutivefigure,withhisgreathead,onwhichahigh,blackfelthatjustkeptitsposition,seemedtoamusehimexcessively。
Allatonceathoughtstruckhim,and,likeanarrowimpelledfromthebow,hedashedforwardandranafterJeanPaulMarat。
“DoctorMarat,DoctorMarat!“heshouted,breathless,fromadistance。
Maratstoodstillandlookedaroundwithamaliciousglance。
“Well,whatisit?“snarledhe,“andwhoiscallingmynamesoloud?“
“ItisI,brotherMarat,“answeredthecobbler,panting。“Ihavebeenrunningafteryoubecauseyouhaveforgottensomething。“
“Whatisit?“askedMarat,feelinginhispocketswithhislongfingers。“Ihavemyhandkerchiefandthepieceofblackbreadthatmakesmybreakfast。Ihavenotforgottenanything。“
“Yes,JeanPaulMarat,youhaveforgottensomething,“answeredMasterSimon。“Youweregoingtotellmethenamesofthethreechiefparamoursofthequeen,andyouhavegivenonlytwo——theDukedeCoignyandLordAdhemar。YouseeIhaveagoodmemory,andretainallthatyoutoldme。Sogivemethenameofthethirdone,forI
willconfesstoyouthatIshouldliketohavesomethingtosayaboutthismatterinmyclubthisafternoon,anditwillmakequiteasensationtocomeprimedwiththisstoryabouttheAustrianwoman。“
“Well,Ilikethat,Ilikethat,“saidMarat,laughingsoastoshowhismouthfromoneeartotheother。“Now,thatisafinethingtohaveaclub,whereyoucantellalltheselittlestoriesaboutthequeenandthecourt,anditwillbearealpleasuretometotellyouanysuchmattersasthesetocommunicatetoyourclub,foritisalwaysagoodthingtohaveanythingthattakesplaceatVersaillesandSt。CloudgettalkedoverhereatParisamongthedeargoodpeople。“