“Is’poseI’llhafftouseit“;andthatendediti-Theywereafamiliarsightastheyrodedowntheroadtowardtownnextday。Asusual,Mrs。Ripleysatupstraightandstiffas“ahalf-drovewedgeinawhite-oaklog。“Thedaywascoldandraw。Therewassomesnowontheground,butnotenoughtowarranttheuseofsleighs。Itwas“neithersleddin’norwheelin’。“Theoldpeoplesatonaboardlaidacrossthebox,andhadanoldquiltortwodrawnupovertheirknees。Tewksburylayinthebackpartoftheboxwhichwasfilledwithhay,wherehejouncedupanddown,incompanywithaqueeroldtrunkandabrand-newimitation-leatherhandbag,Thereisnoridequitesodesolateanduncomfortableasarideinalumberwagononacolddayinautumn,whenthegroundisfrozenandthewindisstrongandrawwiththreateningsnow。Thewagonwheelsgrindalonginthesnow,thecoldgetsinundertheseatatthecalvesofone’slegs,andtheceaselessbumpingofthebottomoftheboxonthefeetisfrightful。
Therewasnotmuchtalkonthewaydown,andwhatlittletherewasrelatedmainlytocertaindomesticregulationstobestrictlyfollowedregardingchurning,pickles,pancakes,etc。Mrs。Ripleyworeashawloverherheadandcarriedherqueerlittleblackbonnetinherhand。Tewksburywasalsowrappedinashawl。Theboy’steethwerepoundingtogetherlikecastanetsbythetimetheyreachedCedarville,andeverymuscleachedwiththefatigueofshaking。Afterafewpurchasestheydrovedowntotherailwaystation,afrightfullittledencommonintheWestwhichwasalwaystoohotortoocold。Ithappenedtobehotjustnow-afactwhichrejoicedlittleTewksbury。
“Nowgitmytrunkstamped’rfixed,’rwhatevertheycallit,“shesaidtoRipleyinacommandingtone,whichgavegreatdelighttotheinevitablecrowdofloafersbeglimingtoassemble。“Nowremember,Tukey,haveGranddadkillthatbiggestturkeynightbeforeThanksgiving,an’thenyourunrightovertoMis’
Doudney’s-she’sgotanawfultongue,butshecanbakeaturkeyfirst-rate-an’she’llfixupsomesquashpiesforyeh。Youcanwarmupones’themmincepies。Iwishyecouldbewithme,butyecan’t,sodothebestyecan。“
Ripleyreturningnow,shesaid:“Waal,now,I’vefixedthingsupthebestIcould。I’vebakedbreadenoughtolastaweek,an’Mis’
Doudneyhaspromisedtobakeforyeh。“
“Idon’tlikeherbakin’。“
“Waal,you’llhafftostandittillIgetback,’n’you’llfindajaro’
sweetpicklesan’somecrabapplesaucedownsuller,’n’you’dbettermeltupbrownsugarfor’lasses,’n’forgoodness’sakedon’teatallthemmincepiesupthefustweek,’n’seethatTukeyain’tfrozegoin’toschool。An’nowyou’dbettergetoutforhome。Good-bye,an’rememberthempies。
Astheywereridinghome,Ripleyrousedupafteralongsilence。
“Didshe-a-kissyougoodbye,Tukey?“
“No,sir,“pipedTewksbury。
“Thunder!didn’tshe?“Afterasilence。“Shedidn’tme,neither。I
guessshekindofsortaforgotit,bein’sofrustrated,y’know。“
Onecold,windy,intenselybrightday,Mrs。Stacey,wholivesabouttwomilesfromCedarville,lookingoutofthewindow,sawaqueerlittlefigurestrugglingalongtheroad,whichwasblockedhereandtherewithdrifts。Itwasanoldwomanladenwithagoodhalf-dozenparcels,anyoneofwhichwasaload,whichthewindseemeddeterminedtowrenchfromher。Shewasdressedinblack,withafullskirt,andhercloakbeingshort,thewindhadexcellentopportunity。toinflatehergarmentsindsailheroffoccasionallyintothedeepsnowoutsidethetrack,butsheheldonbravelytillshereachedthegate。Assheturnedin,Mrs。Staceycried:
“Why!it’sGran’maRipley,justgettingbackfromhertrip。Why!
howdoyoudo?Comein。Why!youmustbenearlyfrozen。Letmetakeoffyourhatandveil。“
“No,thankyekindly,butIcan’tstop。Imustbeglttin’backtoRipley。Iexpec’thatmanhasjestletev’rythinggosixwaysf’rSunday。“
“Oh,youmustsitdownjustaminuteandwarm。“
“Waal,Iwill,butI’vegottogithomebysundown。SureIdon’ts’posethey’sathinginthehousetoeat。“
“Ohdear!IwishStaceywashere,sohecouldtakeyouhome。An’
theboysatschool。“
“Don’tneedanyhelp,if’twa’n’tforthesebundlesan’things。IguessI’lljestleavesomeof’emherean’-Here!takeoneoftheseapples。I
brought’emfromLizyJane’ssuller,backtoYaarkState。“
“Oh!they’redelicious!Youmusthavehadalovelytime。“
“Prettygood。ButIkep’thinkin’o’Ripleyan’Tukeyallthetime。I
s’posetheyhavehadagaytimeofit“shemeanttheoppositeofgay。“Waal,asItoldLizyJane,I’vehadmyspree,an’nowI’vegottogitbacktowork。Theyain’tnorestforsuchasweare。AsItoldLizyJane,themfolksinthebighouseshaveThanksgivin’dinnerseverydayuvtheirlives,andmenan’womeninsplendiddo’stowaiton’em,so’tThanksgivin’don’tmeananythingto’em;butwepoorcritters,wemakeagreatto-doifwehaveagooddinneroncetayear。I’vesawapileo’thisworld,Mrs。Stacey-apileofit!Ididn’tthinktheywassomanybighousesintheworldasIsawb’tweenherean’Chicago。Waal,Ican’tsetheregabbin’;ImustgethometoRipley。Jestkinderstowthembagsaway。I’lltaketwoan’leavethemthreeothers。Goodbye。Imustbegittin’hometoRipley。He’llwanthissupperontime。“Andoffuptheroadtheindomitablelittlefiguretrudged,headhelddowntothecuttingblast。Littlesnowfly,aspeckonameasurelessexpanse,crawlingalongwithpainfulbreathingandslipping,slidingsteps-“Gittin’hometoRipleyan’theboy。“
Ripleywasouttothebarnwhensheentered,butTewksburywasbuildingafireintheoldcookstove。Hesprangupwithacryofjoyandrantoher。Sheseizedhimandkissedhim,anditdidhersomuchgoodshehuggedhimcloseandkissedhimagainandagain,cryinghysterically。
“Oh,gran’ma,I’msogladtoseeyou!We’vehadanawfultimesinceyou’vebeengone。“
Shereleasedhimandlookedaround。Alotofdirtydisheswereonthetable,thetableclothwasa“sighttobehold,“andsowasthestove-kettlemarksalloverthetablecloth,splotchesofpancakebatteralloverthestove。
“Waal,Ish’dsayasmuch,“shedrylyvouchsafed,untyingherbonnetstrings。
WhenRipleycameinshehadonherregimentals,thestovewasbrushed,theroomswept,andshewaselbow-deepinthedishpan。
“Hullo,Mother!Gotback,hevyeh?“
“Ish’dsayitwasabouttime,“sherepliedbrieflywith-outlookinguporceasingwork。“Hasol’’Cruuipy’driedupyit?“Thiswashergreeting。
Hertripwasafactnow;nochancecouldrobherofit。Shehadlookedforwardtwenty-threeyearstowardit,andnowshecouldlookbackatitaccomplished。Shetookupherburdenagain,nevermorethinkingtolayitdown。
UNCLEETHANRIPLEY
“LiketheMain-TravelledRoadofLife,itistraversedbymanyclassesofpeople。“
UNCLEETHANhadatheorythataman’scharactercouldbetoldbythewayhesatinawagonseat。
“Ameanmansetsrightplumbinthemiddleo’theseat,asmuchastosay,’Walk,goldarnyeh,whocares!’Butamanthatsetsinthecornero’theseat,muchastosay,’Jumpin-cheapert’ride’ntowalk,’youcanjesttieto。“
UncleRipleywasprejudicedinfavorofthestranger,therefore,beforehecameoppositethepotatopatch,wheretheoldmanwas“bugginghisvines。“Thestrangerdroveajaded-lookingpairofcalicoponies,hitchedtoaclatteringdemocratwagon,andhesatontheextremeendoftheseat,withthelinesinhisrighthand,whilehisleftrestedonhisthigh,withhislittlefingergracefullycrookedandhiselbowsakimbo。Heworeablueshirt,withgay-coloredarmletsjustabovetheelbows,andhisvesthungunbuttoneddownhislankribs。Itwasplainhewaswellpleasedwithhimself。
Ashepulledupandthrewonelegovertheendoftheseat,UncleEthanobservedthattheleftspringwasmuchmorewornthantheother,whichprovedthatitwasnotaccidental,butthatitwasthedriver’shabittositonthatendoftheseat。
“Goodafternoon,“saidthestrangerpleasantly。
“Goodafternoon,sir。“
“Bugspurtyplenty?“
“Plentyenough,Igol!Idon’tseewheretheyallcomefum。“
“EarlyRose?“inquiredtheman,asifreferringtothebugs。
“No;Peachblowsan’CarterReds。MyEarlyRoseisovernearthehouse。Theoldwomanwants’emnear。Seethedarnedthings!“hepursued,rappingsavagelyontheedgeofthepantorattlethebugsback。
“Howdoyehkill’em-scald’em?“
“Mostly。SornetimcsI
“Goodpieceofoats,“yawnedthestrangerlistessly。
“That’sbarley。“
“So’tis。Didn’tnotice。“
UncleEthanwaswonderingwhothemanwas。Hehadsomepotsofblackpaintinthewagonandtwoorthreesquareboxes。
“Whatdoyehthinko’Cleveland’schancesforasecondterm?“
continuedtheman,asiftheyhadbeentalkingpoliticsallthewhile。
UncleRipleyscratchedhishead。“Waal-Idunn~bein’aRepublican-Ithink-“
“That’sso-it’sapurtyscalyoutlook。Idon’tbelieveinsecondtermsmyself,“themanhastenedtosay。
“Isthatyournewbarnacrosstthere?“beasked,point-ingwithhiswhip。
“Yes,sir,itis,“repliedtheoldmanproudly。Afteryearsofplanningandhardworkhehadmanagedtoerectalittlewoodenbarn,costingpossiblythreehundreddollars。Itwasplaintobeseenhetookachildishprideinthefactofitsnewness。
Thestrangermused。“Alovelyplaceforasign,“hesaidashiseyeswanderedacrossitsshiningyellowbroadside。
UncleEthanstared,unmindfulofthebugscrawlingovertheedgeofhispan。Hisinterestinthepotsofpaintdeepened。
“Couldn’tthinko’lettin’mepaintasignonthatbarn?“thestrangercontinued,puttinghislockedhandsaroundonekneeandgainingawayacrossthepigpenatthebuilding。
“Whatkindofasign?Goldarnyourskins!“UncleEthanpoundedthepanwithhispaddleandscrapedtwoorthreecrawlingabominationsoffhisleatherywrist。
Itwasabeautifulday,andthemaninthewagonseemedunusuallyloathtoattendtobusiness。Thetiredponiessleptintheshadeofthelombardies。Theplainwasdrapedinawarmmistandshadowedbyvast,vaguelydefinedmassesofclouds-alazyJuneday。
“Dodd’sFamilyBitters,“saidtheman,wakingoutofhisabstractionwithastartandresuminghisworkingmanner。“Thebestbitterinthemarket。“Healludedtoitinthesingular。“Liketolookatit?Notroubletoshowgoods,asthefellahsays,“hewentonhastily,seeingUncleEthan’shesitation。
Heproducedalargebottleoftriangularshape,likeabottleforpickledonions。Ithadaredsealontopandastrenuouscautioninredlettersontheneck,“Nonegenuineunless’Dodd’sFamilyBittem’isblowninthebottom。“
“Here’swhatitcures,“pursuedtheagent,pointingattheside,where;inaninvertedpyramid,thenamesofseveralhundreddiseaseswerearranged,runningfrom“gout“to“pulmonarycomplaints,“etc。
“Igol!Shecutsawideswath,don’tshe?“exclaimedUncleEthan,profoundlyimpressedwiththelist。
“Theyain’tnobetterbitterintheworld,“saidtheagentwithaconclusiveinflection。
“What’sitsspeshy-ality?Mostof’emhavesomespeshy-ality。“
“Well-summercomplaints-an’-an’-springan’falltroubles-tonesyeup,sortof。“
UncleEthan’sforgottenpanwasemptyofhisgatheredbugs。Hewasdeeplyinterestedinthisman。Therewassomethinghelikedabouthim。
“Whatdoesitsellfur?“heaskedafterapause。
“Samepriceasthemcheapmedicines-dollarabottle-bigbottles,too。Wantone?“
“Wal,motherain’ttohome,an’Idon’tknowasshe’dlikethiskind。
Weain’tbeensickfryears。Still,they’snotellln’,“headded,seeingtheanswertohisobjectionintheagent’seyes。“Timesispurtyclosetoo,withus,y’see;;we’vejustbuiltthatstable-“
’SayI’lltellyehwhatI’lldo,“saidthestranger,wakingupandspeakinginawarnilygeneroustone。“I’llgiveyoutenbottlesofthebitterifyou’llletmepaintasignonthatbarn。Itwon’thurtthebarnabit,andifyouwant’oyoucanpaintitOutayearfromdate。
Come,whatd’yesay?“
“IguessIhadn’tbetter。“