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  suchlampsasthesun,moon,andstars;oranyfigurestobecomparedwithliving,loving,mutually-helpfulmen?WherearethereanyrecordsofGod’sgoodnesssoeasytounderstandastheblessingswhichGodhasstrewnabroadforman’shappiness?Whereisthereanybookofthelawsocleartoeachmanasthatwritteninhisheart?Whatsacrificesequaltheself-denialswhichlovingmenandwomenmakeforoneanother?Andwhataltarcanbecomparedwiththeheartofagoodman,onwhichGodHimselfacceptsthesacrifice?

  ’Thehigheraman’sconceptionofGod,thebetterwillheknowHim。

  AndthebetterheknowsGod,thenearerwillhedrawtoHim,imitatingHisgoodness,Hismercy,andHisloveofman。

  ’Therefore,lethimwhoseesthesun’swholelightfillingtheworld,refrainfromblamingordespisingthesuperstitiousman,whoinhisownidolseesonerayofthatsamelight。Lethimnotdespiseeventheunbelieverwhoisblindandcannotseethesunatall。’

  SospoketheChinaman,thestudentofConfucius;andallwhowerepresentinthecoffee-houseweresilent,anddisputednomoreastowhosefaithwasthebest。

  NEARthebordersofFranceandItaly,ontheshoreoftheMediterraneanSea,liesatinylittlekingdomcalledMonaco。Manyasmallcountrytowncanboastmoreinhabitantsthanthiskingdom,forthereareonlyaboutseventhousandofthemalltold,andifallthelandinthekingdomweredividedtherewouldnotbeanacreforeachinhabitant。Butinthistoykingdomthereisarealkinglet;

  andhehasapalace,andcourtiers,andministers,andabishop,andgenerals,andanarmy。

  Itisnotalargearmy,onlysixtymeninall,butstillitisanarmy。

  Therewerealsotaxesinthiskingdomaselsewhere:ataxontobacco,andonwineandspiritsandapoll-tax。Butthoughthepeopletheredrinkandsmokeaspeopledoinothercountries,therearesofewofthemthattheKingwouldhavebeenhardputtoittofeedhiscourtiersandofficialsandtokeephimself,ifhehadnotfoundanewandspecialsourceofrevenue。Thisspecialrevenuecomesfromagaminghouse,wherepeopleplayroulette。

  Peopleplay,andwhethertheywinorlosethekeeperalwaysgetsapercentageontheturnover;andoutofhisprofitshepaysalargesumtotheKing。ThereasonhepayssomuchisthatitistheonlysuchgamblingestablishmentleftinEurope。SomeofthelittleGermanSovereignsusedtokeepgaminghousesofthesamekind,butsomeyearsagotheywereforbiddentodoso。Thereasontheywerestoppedwasbecausethesegaminghousesdidsomuchharm。Amanwouldcomeandtryhisluck,thenhewouldriskallhehadandloseit,thenhewouldevenriskmoneythatdidnotbelongtohimandlosethattoo,andthen,indespair,hewoulddrownorshoothimself。SotheGermansforbadetheirrulerstomakemoneyinthisway;buttherewasnoonetostoptheKingofMonaco,andheremainedwithamonopolyofthebusiness。

  SonoweveryonewhowantstogamblegoestoMonaco。Whethertheywinorlose,theKinggainsbyit。’Youcan’tearnstonepalacesbyhonestlabour,’astheproverbsays;andtheKingletofMonacoknowsitisadirtybusiness,butwhatishetodo?Hehastolive;andtodrawarevenuefromdrinkandfromtobaccoisalsonotanicething。Sohelivesandreigns,andrakesinthemoney,andholdshiscourtwithalltheceremonyofarealking。

  Hehashiscoronation,hislevees;herewards,sentences,andpardons,andhealsohashisreviews,councils,laws,andcourtsofjustice:justlikeotherkings,onlyallonasmallerscale。

  NowithappenedafewyearsagothatamurderwascommittedinthistoyKing’sdomains。Thepeopleofthatkingdomarepeaceable,andsuchathinghadnothappenedbefore。Thejudgesassembledwithmuchceremonyandtriedthecaseinthemostjudicialmanner。Therewerejudges,andprosecutors,andjurymen,andbarristers。Theyarguedandjudged,andatlasttheycondemnedthecriminaltohavehisheadcutoffasthelawdirects。

  Sofarsogood。NexttheysubmittedthesentencetotheKing。

  TheKingreadthesentenceandconfirmedit。’Ifthefellowmustbeexecuted,executehim。’

  Therewasonlyonehitchinthematter;andthatwasthattheyhadneitheraguillotineforcuttingheadsoff,noranexecutioner。

  TheMinistersconsideredthematter,anddecidedtoaddressaninquirytotheFrenchGovernment,askingwhethertheFrenchcouldnotlendthemamachineandanexperttocutoffthecriminal’shead;andifso,wouldtheFrenchkindlyinformthemwhatthecostwouldbe。Theletterwassent。Aweeklaterthereplycame:

  amachineandanexpertcouldbesupplied,andthecostwouldbe16,000francs。ThiswaslaidbeforetheKing。Hethoughtitover。Sixteenthousandfrancs!’Thewretchisnotworththemoney,’saidhe。’Can’titbedone,somehow,cheaper?Why16,000francsismorethantwofrancsaheadonthewholepopulation。

  Thepeoplewon’tstandit,anditmaycauseariot!’

  SoaCouncilwascalledtoconsiderwhatcouldbedone;anditwasdecidedtosendasimilarinquirytotheKingofItaly。TheFrenchGovernmentisrepublican,andhasnoproperrespectforkings;

  buttheKingofItalywasabrothermonarch,andmightbeinducedtodothethingcheaper。Sotheletterwaswritten,andapromptreplywasreceived。

  TheItalianGovernmentwrotethattheywouldhavepleasureinsupplyingbothamachineandanexpert;andthewholecostwouldbe12,000francs,includingtravellingexpenses。Thiswascheaper,butstillitseemedtoomuch。Therascalwasreallynotworththemoney。Itwouldstillmeannearlytwofrancsmoreperheadonthetaxes。

  AnotherCouncilwascalled。Theydiscussedandconsideredhowitcouldbedonewithlessexpense。Couldnotoneofthesoldiersperhapsbegottodoitinaroughandhomelyfashion?TheGeneralwascalledandwasasked:’Can’tyoufindusasoldierwhowouldcuttheman’sheadoff?Inwartheydon’tmindkillingpeople。Infact,thatiswhattheyaretrainedfor。’SotheGeneraltalkeditoverwiththesoldierstoseewhetheroneofthemwouldnotundertakethejob。Butnoneofthesoldierswoulddoit。’No,’theysaid,’wedon’tknowhowtodoit;itisnotathingwehavebeentaught。’

  Whatwastobedone?AgaintheMinistersconsideredandreconsidered。

  TheyassembledaCommission,andaCommittee,andaSub-Committee,andatlasttheydecidedthatthebestthingwouldbetoalterthedeathsentencetooneofimprisonmentforlife。

  ThiswouldenabletheKingtoshowhismercy,anditwouldcomecheaper。

  TheKingagreedtothis,andsothematterwasarranged。Theonlyhitchnowwasthattherewasnosuitableprisonforamansentencedforlife。Therewasasmalllock-upwherepeopleweresometimeskepttemporarily,buttherewasnostrongprisonfitforpermanentuse。However,theymanagedtofindaplacethatwoulddo,andtheyputtheyoungfellowthereandplacedaguardoverhim。Theguardhadtowatchthecriminal,andhadalsotofetchhisfoodfromthepalacekitchen。

  Theprisonerremainedtheremonthaftermonthtillayearhadpassed。

  Butwhenayearhadpassed,theKinglet,lookingovertheaccountofhisincomeandexpenditureoneday,noticedanewitemofexpenditure。Thiswasforthekeepofthecriminal;norwasitasmallitemeither。Therewasaspecialguard,andtherewasalsotheman’sfood。Itcametomorethan600francsayear。Andtheworstofitwasthatthefellowwasstillyoungandhealthy,andmightliveforfiftyyears。Whenonecametoreckonitup,thematterwasserious。Itwouldneverdo。SotheKingsummonedhisMinistersandsaidtothem:

  ’Youmustfindsomecheaperwayofdealingwiththisrascal。Thepresentplanistooexpensive。’AndtheMinistersmetandconsideredandreconsidered,tilloneofthemsaid:’Gentlemen,inmyopinionwemustdismisstheguard。’’Butthen,’rejoinedanotherMinister,’thefellowwillrunaway。’’Well,’saidthefirstspeaker,’lethimrunaway,andbehangedtohim!’SotheyreportedtheresultoftheirdeliberationstotheKinglet,andheagreedwiththem。Theguardwasdismissed,andtheywaitedtoseewhatwouldhappen。Allthathappenedwasthatatdinner-timethecriminalcameout,and,notfindinghisguard,hewenttotheKing’skitchentofetchhisowndinner。Hetookwhatwasgivenhim,returnedtotheprison,shutthedooronhimself,andstayedinside。Nextdaythesamethingoccurred。Hewentforhisfoodatthepropertime;butasforrunningaway,hedidnotshowtheleastsignofit!Whatwastobedone?Theyconsideredthematteragain。

  ’Weshallhavetotellhimstraightout,’saidthey’thatwedonotwanttokeephim。’SotheMinisterofJusticehadhimbroughtbeforehim。

  ’Whydoyounotrunaway?’saidtheMinister。’Thereisnoguardtokeepyou。Youcangowhereyoulike,andtheKingwillnotmind。’

  ’IdaresaytheKingwouldnotmind,’repliedtheman,’butIhavenowheretogo。WhatcanIdo?Youhaveruinedmycharacterbyyoursentence,andpeoplewillturntheirbacksonme。Besides,Ihavegotoutofthewayofworking。Youhavetreatedmebadly。

  Itisnotfair。Inthefirstplace,whenonceyousentencedmetodeathyououghttohaveexecutedme;butyoudidnotdoit。Thatisonething。Ididnotcomplainaboutthat。Thenyousentencedmetoimprisonmentforlifeandputaguardtobringmemyfood;butafteratimeyoutookhimawayagainandIhadtofetchmyownfood。

  AgainIdidnotcomplain。Butnowyouactuallywantmetogoaway!Ican’tagreetothat。Youmaydoasyoulike,butIwon’tgoaway!’

  Whatwastobedone?OncemoretheCouncilwassummoned。Whatcoursecouldtheyadopt?Themanwouldnotgo。Theyreflectedandconsidered。Theonlywaytogetridofhimwastoofferhimapension。AndsotheyreportedtotheKing。’Thereisnothingelseforit,’saidthey;’wemustgetridofhimsomehow。’

  Thesumfixedwas600francs,andthiswasannouncedtotheprisoner。

  ’Well,’saidhe,’Idon’tmind,solongasyouundertaketopayitregularly。

  OnthatconditionIamwillingtogo。’

  Sothematterwassettled。Hereceivedone-thirdofhisannuityinadvance,andlefttheKing’sdominions。Itwasonlyaquarterofanhourbyrail;andheemigrated,andsettledjustacrossthefrontier,whereheboughtabitofland,startedmarket-gardening,andnowlivescomfortably。Healwaysgoesatthepropertimetodrawhispension。Havingreceivedit,hegoestothegamingtables,stakestwoorthreefrancs,sometimeswinsandsometimesloses,andthenreturnshome。Helivespeaceablyandwell。

  Itisagoodthingthathedidnotcommithiscrimeinacountrywheretheydonotgrudgeexpensetocutaman’sheadoff,ortokeepinghiminprisonforlife。

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