twelvehundreddingers,clashers,dongers,rattlers,clinkers,bangersbangersbangers!YetallthisstupendousuproararoundtherisingAchillesisasnothingtothereverberationswithwhichtheperfectedAchillesshallresounduponthedreadfuldaywhenthefullworkisinhandforwhichthisisbutnoteofpreparation-
thedaywhenthescuppersthatarenowfittinglikegreat,dry,thirstyconduit-pipes,shallrunred。Allthesebusyfiguresbetweendecks,dimlyseenbendingattheirworkinsmokeandfire,areasnothingtothefiguresthatshalldoworkhereofanotherkindinsmokeandfire,thatday。Thesesteam-workedenginesalongside,helpingtheshipbytravellingtoandfro,andwaftingtonsofironplatesabout,asthoughtheyweresomanyleavesoftrees,wouldberentlimbfromlimbiftheystoodbyherforaminutethen。TothinkthatthisAchilles,monstrouscompoundofirontankandoakenchest,caneverswimorroll!Tothinkthatanyforceofwindandwavecouldeverbreakher!TothinkthatwhereverIseeaglowingred-hotironpointthrustoutofhersidefromwithin-asIdonow,there,andthere,andthere!-andtwowatchingmenonastagewithout,withbaredarmsandsledge-
hammers,strikeatitfiercely,andrepeattheirblowsuntilitisblackandflat,Iseearivetbeingdrivenhome,ofwhichtherearemanyineveryironplate,andthousandsuponthousandsintheship!
TothinkthatthedifficultyIexperienceinappreciatingtheship’ssizewhenIamonboard,arisesfromherbeingaseriesofirontanksandoakenchests,sothatinternallysheiseverfinishingandeverbeginning,andhalfofhermightbesmashed,andyettheremaininghalfsufficeandbesound。Then,togooverthesideagainanddownamongtheoozeandwettothebottomofthedock,inthedepthsofthesubterraneanforestofdog-shoresandstaysthatholdherup,andtoseetheimmensemassbulgingoutagainsttheupperlight,andtaperingdowntowardsme,is,withgreatpainsandmuchclambering,toarriveatanimpossibilityofrealisingthatthisisashipatall,andtobecomepossessedbythefancythatitisanenormousimmovableedificesetupinanancientamphitheatresay,thatatVerona,andalmostfillingit!
Yetwhatwouldeventhesethingsbe,withoutthetributaryworkshopsandthemechanicalpowersforpiercingtheironplates-
fourinchesandahalfthick-forrivets,shapingthemunderhydraulicpressuretothefinesttaperingturnsoftheship’slines,andparingthemaway,withknivesshapedlikethebeaksofstrongandcruelbirds,tothenicestrequirementsofthedesign!
Thesemachinesoftremendousforce,soeasilydirectedbyoneattentivefaceandpresidinghand,seemtometohaveinthemsomethingoftheretiringcharacteroftheYard。’Obedientmonster,pleasetobitethismassofironthroughandthrough,atequaldistances,wheretheseregularchalk-marksare,allround。’
Monsterlooksatitswork,andliftingitsponderoushead,replies,’Idon’tparticularlywanttodoit;butifitmustbedone-!’
Thesolidmetalwrigglesout,hotfromthemonster’scrunchingtooth,anditISdone。’Dutifulmonster,observethisothermassofiron。Itisrequiredtobeparedaway,accordingtothisdelicatelylesseningandarbitraryline,whichpleasetolookat。’
Monsterwhohasbeeninareveriebringsdownitsblunthead,and,muchinthemannerofDoctorJohnson,closelylooksalongtheline-veryclosely,beingsomewhatnear-sighted。’Idon’tparticularlywanttodoit;butifitmustbedone-!’Monstertakesanothernear-sightedlook,takesaim,andthetorturedpiecewrithesoff,andfalls,ahot,tight-twistedsnake,amongtheashes。Themakingoftherivetsismerelyaprettyroundgame,playedbyamanandaboy,whoputred-hotbarleysugarinaPopeJoanboard,andimmediatelyrivetsfalloutofwindow;butthetoneofthegreatmachinesisthetoneofthegreatYardandthegreatcountry:’Wedon’tparticularlywanttodoit;butifitmustbedone-!’
HowsuchaprodigiousmassastheAchillescaneverbeheldbysuchcomparativelylittleanchorsasthoseintendedforherandlyingnearherhere,isamysteryofseamanshipwhichIwillrefertothewiseboy。Formyownpart,Ishouldassoonhavethoughtoftetheringanelephanttoatent-peg,orthelargerhippopotamusintheZoologicalGardenstomyshirt-pin。Yonderintheriver,alongsideahulk,lietwoofthisship’shollowironmasts。THEY
arelargeenoughfortheeye,Ifind,andsoareallherotherappliances。Iwonderwhyonlyheranchorslooksmall。
Ihavenopresenttimetothinkaboutit,forIamgoingtoseetheworkshopswheretheymakealltheoarsusedintheBritishNavy。A
prettylargepileofbuilding,Iopine,andaprettylongjob!Astothebuilding,Iamsoondisappointed,becausetheworkisalldoneinoneloft。Andastoalongjob-whatisthis?Tworatherlargemangleswithaswarmofbutterflieshoveringoverthem?Whatcantherebeinthemanglesthatattractsbutterflies?
Drawingnearer,Idiscernthatthesearenotmangles,butintricatemachines,setwithknivesandsawsandplanes,whichcutsmoothandstraighthere,andslantwisethere,andnowcutsuchadepth,andnowmisscuttingaltogether,accordingtothepredestinedrequirementsofthepiecesofwoodthatarepushedonbelowthem:
eachofwhichpiecesistobeanoar,andisroughlyadaptedtothatpurposebeforeittakesitsfinalleaveoffar-offforests,andsailsforEngland。LikewiseIdiscernthatthebutterfliesarenottruebutterflies,butwoodenshavings,which,beingspirtedupfromthewoodbytheviolenceofthemachinery,andkeptinrapidandnotequalmovementbytheimpulseofitsrotationontheair,flutterandplay,andriseandfall,andconductthemselvesaslikebutterfliesasheartcouldwish。Suddenlythenoiseandmotioncease,andthebutterfliesdropdead。AnoarhasbeenmadesinceI
camein,wantingtheshapedhandle。AsquicklyasIcanfollowitwithmyeyeandthought,thesameoariscarriedtoaturninglathe。AwhirlandaNick!Handlemade。Oarfinished。
Theexquisitebeautyandefficiencyofthismachineryneednoillustration,buthappentohaveapointedillustrationto-day。A
pairofoarsofunusualsizechancetobewantedforaspecialpurpose,andtheyhavetobemadebyhand。Sidebysidewiththesubtleandfacilemachine,andsidebysidewiththefast-growingpileofoarsonthefloor,amanshapesoutthesespecialoarswithanaxe。Attendedbynobutterflies,andchippinganddinting,bycomparisonasleisurelyasifhewerealabouringPagangettingthemreadyagainsthisdeceaseatthreescoreandten,totakewithhimasapresenttoCharonforhisboat,themanagedaboutthirtyplieshistask。Themachinewouldmakearegulationoarwhilethemanwipeshisforehead。Themanmightbeburiedinamoundmadeofthestripsofthin,broad,woodenribbontornfromthewoodwhirledintooarsastheminutesfallfromtheclock,beforehehaddoneaforenoon’sworkwithhisaxe。
PassingfromthiswonderfulsighttotheShipsagain-formyheart,astotheYard,iswheretheshipsare-Inoticecertainunfinishedwoodenwallsleftseasoningonthestocks,pendingthesolutionofthemeritsofthewoodandironquestion,andhavinganairofbidingtheirtimewithsurlyconfidence。Thenamesoftheseworthiesaresetupbesidethem,togetherwiththeircapacityinguns-acustomhighlyconducivetoeaseandsatisfactioninsocialintercourse,ifitcouldbeadaptedtomankind。Byaplankmoregracefullypendulousthansubstantial,Imakeboldtogoaboardatransportshipironscrewjustsentinfromthecontractor’syardtobeinspectedandpassed。Sheisaverygratifyingexperience,inthesimplicityandhumanityofherarrangementsfortroops,inherprovisionforlightandairandcleanliness,andinhercareforwomenandchildren。Itoccurstome,asIexploreher,thatI
wouldrequireahandsomesumofmoneytogoaboardher,atmidnightbytheDockyardbell,andstayaboardalonetillmorning;forsurelyshemustbehauntedbyacrowdofghostsofobstinateoldmartinets,mournfullyflappingtheircherubicepaulettesoverthechangedtimes。ThoughstillwemaylearnfromtheastoundingwaysandmeansinourYardsnow,morehighlythanevertorespecttheforefatherswhogottosea,andfoughtthesea,andheldthesea,withoutthem。Thisremembranceputtingmeinthebestoftemperswithanoldhulk,verygreenastohercopper,andgenerallydimandpatched,Ipulloffmyhattoher。Whichsalutationacallowanddowny-facedyoungofficerofEngineers,goingbyatthemoment,perceiving,appropriates-andtowhichheismostheartilywelcome,Iamsure。
Havingbeentorntopiecesinimaginationbythesteamcircularsaws,perpendicularsaws,horizontalsaws,andsawsofeccentricaction,Icometothesaunteringpartofmyexpedition,andconsequentlytothecoreofmyUncommercialpursuits。
Everywhere,asIsaunterupanddowntheYard,Imeetwithtokensofitsquietandretiringcharacter。Thereisagravityuponitsredbrickofficesandhouses,astaidpretenceofhavingnothingworthmentioningtodo,anavoidanceofdisplay,whichIneversawoutofEngland。ThewhitestonesofthepavementpresentnoothertraceofAchillesandhistwelvehundredbangingmennotoneofwhomstrikesanattitudethanafewoccasionalechoes。Butforawhisperintheairsuggestiveofsawdustandshavings,theoar-
makingandthesawsofmanymovementsmightbemilesaway。Downbelowhere,isthegreatreservoirofwaterwheretimberissteepedinvarioustemperatures,asapartofitsseasoningprocess。Aboveit,onatramroadsupportedbypillars,isaChineseEnchanter’sCar,whichfishesthelogsup,whensufficientlysteeped,androllssmoothlyawaywiththemtostackthem。WhenIwasachildtheYardbeingthenfamiliartomeIusedtothinkthatIshouldliketoplayatChineseEnchanter,andtohavethatapparatusplacedatmydisposalforthepurposebyabeneficentcountry。IstillthinkthatIshouldratherliketotrytheeffectofwritingabookinit。Itsretirementiscomplete,andtogoglidingtoandfroamongthestacksoftimberwouldbeaconvenientkindoftravellinginforeigncountries-amongtheforestsofNorthAmerica,thesoddenHondurasswamps,thedarkpinewoods,theNorwegianfrosts,andthetropicalheats,rainyseasons,andthunderstorms。Thecostlystoreoftimberisstackedandstowedawayinsequesteredplaces,withthepervadingavoidanceofflourishoreffect。Itmakesaslittleofitselfaspossible,andcallstonoone’Comeandlookatme!’
Andyetitispickedoutfromthetreesoftheworld;pickedoutforlength,pickedoutforbreadth,pickedoutforstraightness,pickedoutforcrookedness,chosenwithaneyetoeveryneedofshipandboat。Strangelytwistedpieceslieabout,preciousinthesightofshipwrights。Saunteringthroughthesegroves,Icomeuponanopengladewhereworkmenareexaminingsometimberrecentlydelivered。Quiteapastoralscene,withabackgroundofriverandwindmill!andnomorelikeWarthantheAmericanStatesareatpresentlikeanUnion。
Saunteringamongtheropemaking,Iamspunintoastateofblissfulindolence,whereinmyropeoflifeseemstobesountwistedbytheprocessasthatIcanseebacktoveryearlydaysindeed,whenmybaddreams-theywerefrightful,thoughmymorematureunderstandinghasnevermadeoutwhy-wereofaninterminablesortofropemaking,withlongminutefilamentsforstrands,which,whentheywerespunhometogetherclosetomyeyes,occasionedscreaming。Next,Iwalkamongthequietloftsofstores-ofsails,spars,rigging,ships’boats-determinedtobelievethatsomebodyinauthoritywearsagirdleandbendsbeneaththeweightofamassivebunchofkeys,andthat,whensuchathingiswanted,hecomestellinghiskeyslikeBlueBeard,andopenssuchadoor。