’Recklessandimprovidentdogs,then,’saidPangloss。’Alwaysare-ninetimesoutoften。’
Iturnedtothemasteroftheworkhouse,andaskedhimwhetherthemenhadanymoney?
’Money?’saidhe。’Ihaveinmyironsafe,nearlyfourhundredpoundsoftheirs;theagentshavenearlyahundredpoundsmoreandmanyofthemhaveleftmoneyinIndianbanksbesides。’
’Hah!’saidItomyself,aswewentup-stairs,’thisisnotthebestofallpossiblestories,Idoubt!’
Wewentintoalargeward,containingsometwentyorfive-and-
twentybeds。Wewentintoseveralsuchwards,oneafteranother。
IfinditverydifficulttoindicatewhatashockingsightIsawinthem,withoutfrighteningthereaderfromtheperusaloftheselines,anddefeatingmyobjectofmakingitknown。
OthesunkeneyesthatturnedtomeasIwalkedbetweentherowsofbeds,or-worsestill-thatglazedlylookedatthewhiteceiling,andsawnothingandcaredfornothing!Here,laytheskeletonofaman,solightlycoveredwithathinunwholesomeskin,thatnotaboneintheanatomywasclothed,andIcouldclaspthearmabovetheelbow,inmyfingerandthumb。Here,layamanwiththeblackscurvyeatinghislegsaway,hisgumsgone,andhisteethallgauntandbare。Thisbedwasempty,becausegangrenehadsetin,andthepatienthaddiedbutyesterday。Thatbedwasahopelessone,becauseitsoccupantwassinkingfast,andcouldonlyberousedtoturnthepoorpinchedmaskoffaceuponthepillow,withafeeblemoan。Theawfulthinnessofthefallencheeks,theawfulbrightnessofthedeepseteyes,thelipsoflead,thehandsofivory,therecumbenthumanimageslyingintheshadowofdeathwithakindofsolemntwilightonthem,likethesixtywhohaddiedaboardtheshipandwerelyingatthebottomofthesea,O
Pangloss,GODforgiveyou!
Inonebed,layamanwhoselifehadbeensavedasitwashoped
bydeepincisionsinthefeetandlegs。WhileIwasspeakingtohim,anursecameuptochangethepoulticeswhichthisoperationhadrenderednecessary,andIhadaninstinctivefeelingthatitwasnotwelltoturnaway,merelytosparemyself。Hewassorelywastedandkeenlysusceptible,buttheeffortshemadetosubdueanyexpressionofimpatienceorsuffering,werequiteheroic。Itwaseasytosee,intheshrinkingofthefigure,andthedrawingofthebed-clothesoverthehead,howacutetheendurancewas,anditmademeshrinktoo,asifIwereinpain;but,whenthenewbandageswereon,andthepoorfeetwerecomposedagain,hemadeanapologyforhimselfthoughhehadnotutteredaword,andsaidplaintively,’Iamsotenderandweak,yousee,sir!’Neitherfromhimnorfromanyonesuffererofthewholeghastlynumber,didI
hearacomplaint。Ofthankfulnessforpresentsolicitudeandcare,Iheardmuch;ofcomplaint,notaword。
IthinkIcouldhaverecognisedinthedismalestskeletonthere,theghostofasoldier。SomethingoftheoldairwasstilllatentinthepalestshadowoflifeItalkedto。Oneemaciatedcreature,inthestrictestliteralityworntothebone,laystretchedonhisback,lookingsolikedeaththatIaskedoneofthedoctorsifhewerenotdying,ordead?Afewkindwordsfromthedoctor,inhisear,andheopenedhiseyes,andsmiled-looked,inamoment,asifhewouldhavemadeasalute,ifhecould。’Weshallpullhimthrough,pleaseGod,’saidtheDoctor。’PlaseGod,surr,andthankye,’saidthepatient。’Youaremuchbetterto-day;areyounot?’saidtheDoctor。’PlaseGod,surr;’tistheslapeIwant,surr;’tismybreathin’makesthenightssolong。’’Heisacarefulfellowthis,youmustknow,’saidtheDoctor,cheerfully;
’itwasraininghardwhentheyputhimintheopencarttobringhimhere,andhehadthepresenceofmindtoasktohaveasovereigntakenoutofhispocketthathehadthere,andacabengaged。Probablyitsavedhislife。’Thepatientrattledouttheskeletonofalaugh,andsaid,proudofthestory,’’Deed,surr,anopencairtwasacomicalmeanso’bringin’adyin’manhere,andacleverwaytokillhim。’Youmighthavesworntohimforasoldierwhenhesaidit。
Onethinghadperplexedmeverymuchingoingfrombedtobed。A
verysignificantandcruelthing。Icouldfindnoyoungmanbutone。Hehadattractedmynotice,byhavinggotupanddressedhimselfinhissoldier’sjacketandtrousers,withtheintentionofsittingbythefire;buthehadfoundhimselftooweak,andhadcreptbacktohisbedandlaidhimselfdownontheoutsideofit。
Icouldhavepronouncedhim,alone,tobeayoungmanagedbyfamineandsickness。AswewerestandingbytheIrishsoldier’sbed,ImentionedmyperplexitytotheDoctor。HetookaboardwithaninscriptiononitfromtheheadoftheIrishman’sbed,andaskedmewhatageIsupposedthatmantobe?Ihadobservedhimwithattentionwhiletalkingtohim,andanswered,confidently,’Fifty。’
TheDoctor,withapityingglanceatthepatient,whohaddroppedintoastuporagain,puttheboardback,andsaid,’Twenty-four。’
Allthearrangementsofthewardswereexcellent。Theycouldnothavebeenmorehumane,sympathising,gentle,attentive,orwholesome。Theownersoftheship,too,haddonealltheycould,liberally。Therewerebrightfiresineveryroom,andtheconvalescentmenweresittingroundthem,readingvariouspapersandperiodicals。ItookthelibertyofinvitingmyofficialfriendPanglosstolookatthoseconvalescentmen,andtotellmewhethertheirfacesandbearingwereorwerenot,generally,thefacesandbearingofsteadyrespectablesoldiers?Themasteroftheworkhouse,overhearingme,saidhehadhadaprettylargeexperienceoftroops,andthatbetterconductedmenthanthese,hehadneverhadtodowith。Theywerealwaysheaddedaswesawthem。AndofusvisitorsIaddtheyknewnothingwhatever,exceptthatwewerethere。
Itwasaudaciousinme,butItookanotherlibertywithPangloss。
Prefacingitwiththeobservationthat,ofcourse,Iknewbeforehandthattherewasnotthefaintestdesire,anywhere,tohushupanypartofthisdreadfulbusiness,andthattheInquestwasthefairestofallpossibleInquests,IbesoughtfourthingsofPangloss。Firstly,toobservethattheInquestWASNOTHELDIN
THATPLACE,butatsomedistanceoff。Secondly,tolookrounduponthosehelplessspectresintheirbeds。Thirdly,torememberthatthewitnessesproducedfromamongthembeforethatInquest,couldnothavebeenselectedbecausetheywerethemenwhohadthemosttotellit,butbecausetheyhappenedtobeinastateadmittingoftheirsaferemoval。Fourthly,tosaywhetherthecoronerandjurycouldhavecomethere,tothosepillows,andtakenalittleevidence?Myofficialfrienddeclinedtocommithimselftoareply。
Therewasasergeant,reading,inoneofthefiresidegroups。Ashewasamanofveryintelligentcountenance,andasIhaveagreatrespectfornon-commissionedofficersasaclass,Isatdownonthenearestbed,tohavesometalkwithhim。Itwasthebedofoneofthegrisliestofthepoorskeletons,andhediedsoonafterwards。
’Iwasgladtosee,intheevidenceofanofficerattheInquest,sergeant,thatheneversawmenbehavebetteronboardshipthanthesemen。’
’Theydidbehaveverywell,sir。’
’Iwasgladtosee,too,thateverymanhadahammock。’Thesergeantgravelyshookhishead。’Theremustbesomemistake,sir。
Themenofmyownmesshadnohammocks。Therewerenothammocksenoughonboard,andthemenofthetwonextmesseslaidholdofhammocksforthemselvesassoonastheygotonboard,andsqueezedmymenout,asImaysay。’
’Hadthesqueezed-outmennonethen?’
’None,sir。Asmendied,theirhammockswereusedbyothermen,whowantedhammocks;butmanymenhadnoneatall。’
’Thenyoudon’tagreewiththeevidenceonthatpoint?’
’Certainlynot,sir。Amancan’t,whenheknowstothecontrary。’
’Didanyofthemenselltheirbeddingfordrink?’
’Thereissomemistakeonthatpointtoo,sir。Menwereundertheimpression-Iknewitforafactatthetime-thatitwasnotallowedtotakeblanketsorbeddingonboard,andsomenwhohadthingsofthatsortcametosellthempurposely。’
’Didanyofthemenselltheirclothesfordrink?’
’Theydid,sir。’Ibelievethereneverwasamoretruthfulwitnessthanthesergeant。Hehadnoinclinationtomakeoutacase。
’Many?’
’Some,sir’consideringthequestion。’Soldier-like。Theyhadbeenlongmarchingintherainyseason,bybadroads-noroadsatall,inshort-andwhentheygottoCalcutta,menturnedtoanddrank,beforetakingalastlookatit。Soldier-like。’
’Doyouseeanymeninthisward,forexample,whosoldclothesfordrinkatthattime?’
Thesergeant’swaneye,happilyjustbeginningtorekindlewithhealth,travelledroundtheplaceandcamebacktome。’Certainly,sir。’
’ThemarchingtoCalcuttaintherainyseasonmusthavebeensevere?’
’Itwasverysevere,sir。’
’Yetwhatwiththerestandtheseaair,Ishouldhavethoughtthatthemeneventhemenwhogotdrunkwouldhavesoonbeguntorecoveronboardship?’