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  Heexhaustedinthismannerthepatienceofsomedozenofpeople,when,thinkingthattherewaslessdangerforhiminFrance,undertheyoungkingLouisXV,thanunderhisoldandmorosepredecessor,hereturnedtoProvence。OnhisarrivalatAix,hepresentedhimselfbeforeM。leBret,thePresidentoftheprovince,agentlemanwhowasmuchattachedtothepursuitsofalchymy,andhadgreathopesofbeinghimselfabletofindthephilosopher’sstone。M。leBret,contrarytohisexpectation,receivedhimverycoolly,inconsequenceofsomerumoursthatwerespreadabroadrespectinghim;andtoldhimtocalluponhimonthemorrow。Aluysdidnotlikethetoneofthevoice,ortheexpressionoftheeyeofthelearnedPresident,asthatfunctionarylookeddownuponhim。Suspectingthatallwasnotright,heleftAixsecretlythesameevening,andproceededtoMarseilles。

  Butthepolicewereonthewatchforhim;andhehadnotbeentherefour-and-twentyhours,beforehewasarrestedonachargeofcoining,andthrownintoprison。

  Astheproofsagainsthimweretooconvincingtoleavehimmuchhopeofanacquittal,heplannedanescapefromdurance。Itsohappenedthatthegaolerhadaprettydaughter,andAluyssoondiscoveredthatshewastender-hearted。Hedeavouredtogainherinhisfavour,andsucceeded。Thedamsel,unawarethathewasamarriedman,conceivedandencouragedapassionforhim,andgenerouslyprovidedhimwiththemeansofescape。Afterhehadbeennearlyayearinprisonhesucceededingettingfree,leavingthepoorgirlbehind,tolearnthatbewasalreadymarried,andtolamentinsolitudethatshehadgivenherhearttoanungratefulvagabond。

  WhenheleftMarseilles,hehadnotashoetohisfoot,oradecentgarmenttohisback,butwasprovidedwithsomemoneyandclothesbyhiswifeinaneighbouringtown。TheythenfoundtheirwaytoBrussels,andbydintofexcessiveimpudence,broughtthemselvesintonotice。Hetookahouse,fittedupasplendidlaboratory,andgaveoutthatheknewthesecretoftransmutation。InvaindidM。

  Percel,thebrother-in-lawofLengletduFresnoy,whoresidedinthatcity,exposehispretensions,andholdhimuptocontemptasanignorantimpostor:theworldbelievedhimnot。Theytookthealchymistathisword,andbesiegedhisdoors,toseeandwonderatthecleverlegerdemainbywhichheturnedironnailsintogoldandsilver。Arichgreffierpaidhimalargesumofmoneythathemightbeinstructedintheart,andAluysgavehimseverallessonsonthemostcommonprinciplesofchemistry。Thegreffierstudiedhardforatwelvemonth,andthendiscoveredthathismasterwasaquack。Hedemandedhismoneybackagain;butAluyswasnotinclinedtogiveithim,andtheaffairwasbroughtbeforetheciviltribunaloftheprovince。Inthemeantime,however,thegreffierdiedsuddenly;poisoned,accordingtothepopularrumour,byhisdebtor,toavoidrepayment。Sogreatanoutcryaroseinthecity,thatAluys,whomayhavebeeninnocentofthecrime,wasneverthelessafraidtoremainandbraveit。Hewithdrewsecretlyinthenight,andretiredtoParis。Herealltraceofhimislost。Hewasneverheardofagain;butLengletduFresnoyconjectures,thatheendedhisdaysinsomeobscuredungeon,intowhichhewascastforcoining,orothermalpracticcs。

  THECOUNTDEST。GERMAIN

  Thisadventurerwasofahighergradethanthelast,andplayedadistinguishedpartatthecourtofLouisXV。Hepretendedtohavediscoveredtheelixiroflife,bymeansofwhichhecouldmakeanyoneliveforcenturies;andallowedittobebelievedthathisownagewasupwardsoftwothousandyears。HeentertainedmanyoftheopinionsoftheRosicrucians;boastedofhisintercoursewithsylphsandsalamanders;andofhispowerofdrawingdiamondsfromtheearth,andpearlsfromthesea,bytheforceofhisincantations。Hedidnotlayclaimtothemeritofhavingdiscoveredthephilosopher’sstone;butdevotedsomuchofhistimetotheoperationsofalchymy,thatitwasverygenerallybelieved,that,ifsuchathingasthephilosopher’sstonehadeverexisted,orcouldbecalledintoexistence,hewasthemantosucceedinfindingit。

  Ithasneveryetbeendiscoveredwhatwashisrealname,orinwhatcountryhewasborn。Somebelieved,fromtheJewishcastofhishandsomecountenance,thathewasthe“wanderingJew;“othersasserted,thathewastheissueofanArabianprincess,andthathisfatherwasasalamander;whileothers,morereasonable,affirmedhimtobethesonofaPortugueseJew,establishedatBourdeaux。HefirstcarriedonhisimpostureinGermany,wherehemadeconsiderablesumsbysellinganelixirtoarresttheprogressofoldage。TheMarechaldeBelle-Islepurchasedadoseofit;andwassocaptivatedwiththewit,learning,andgoodmannersofthecharlatan,andsoconvincedofthejusticeofhismostpreposterouspretensions,thatheinducedhimtofixhisresidenceinParis。UndertheMarshal’spatronage,hefirstappearedinthegaycirclesofthatcapital。Everyonewasdelightedwiththemysteriousstranger;who,atthisperiodofhislife,appearstohavebeenaboutseventyyearsofage,butdidnotlookmorethanforty-five。Hiseasyassuranceimposeduponmostpeople。Hisreadingwasextensive,andhismemoryextraordinarilytenaciousoftheslightestcircumstances。Hispretensiontohavelivedforsomanycenturiesnaturallyexposedhimtosomepuzzlingquestions,astotheappearance,life,andconversationofthegreatmenofformerdays;

  buthewasneveratalossforananswer。Manywhoquestionedhimforthepurposeofscoffingathim,refrainedinperplexity,quitebewilderedbyhispresenceofmind,hisreadyreplies,andhisastonishingaccuracyoneverypointmentionedinhistory。Toincreasethemysterybywhichhewassurrounded,hepermittednopersontoknowhowhelived。Hedressedinastyleofthegreatestmagnificence;

  sportedvaluablediamondsinhishat,onhisfingers,andinhisshoe-buckles;andsometimesmadethemostcostlypresentstotheladiesofthecourt。Itwassuspectedbymanythathewasaspy,inthepayoftheEnglishministry;butthereneverwasatittleofevidencetosupportthecharge。TheKinglookeduponhimwithmarkedfavour,wasoftenclosetedwithhimforhourstogether,andwouldnotsufferanybodytospeakdisparaginglyofhim。Voltaireconstantlyturnedhimintoridicule;and,inoneofhisletterstotheKingofPrussia,mentionshimas“uncomtepourfire;“andstates,thathepretendedtohavedinedwiththeholyfathers,attheCouncilofTrent!

  Inthe“MemoirsofMadameduHausset,“chamber-womantoMadameduPompadour,therearesomeamusinganecdotesofthispersonage。VerysoonafterhisarrivalinParis,hehadtheentreeofherdressing-room;afavouronlygrantedtothemostpowerfullordsatthecourtofherroyallover。Madamewasfondofconversingwithhim;and,inherpresence,hethoughtfittolowerhispretensionsveryconsiderably:butheoftenallowedhertobelievethathehadlivedtwoorthreehundredyears,atleast。“Oneday,“saysMadameduHausset,“Madamesaidtohim,inmypresence,’WhatwasthepersonalappearanceofFrancisI?HewasaKingIshouldhaveliked。’’Hewas,indeed,verycaptivating,’repliedSt。Germain;andheproceededtodescribehisfaceandperson,asthatofamanwhomhehadaccuratelyobserved。’Itisapityhewastooardent。Icouldhavegivenhimsomegoodadvice,whichwouldhavesavedhimfromallhismisfortunes:buthewouldnothavefollowedit;foritseemsasifafatalityattendedprinces,forcingthemtoshuttheirearstothewisestcounsel。’’Washiscourtverybrilliant?’inquiredMadameduPompadour。’Very,’repliedtheCount;’butthoseofhisgrandsonssurpassedit。InthetimeofMaryStuartandMargaretofValois,itwasalandofenchantment——atemplesacredtopleasuresofeverykind。’Madamesaid,laughing,’Youseemtohaveseenallthis。’’I

  haveanexcellentmemory,’saidhe,’andhavereadthehistoryofFrancewithgreatcare。Isometimesamusemyself,notbymaking,butbyletting,itbebelievedthatIlivedinoldtimes。’

  “’Butyoudonottellusyourage,’saidMadameduPompadourtohimonanotheroccasion;’andyetyoupretendyouareveryold。TheCountessdeGergy,whowas,Ibelieve,ambassadressatViennasomefiftyyearsago,saysshesawyouthere,exactlythesameasyounowappear。’

  “’Itistrue,Madam,’repliedSt。Germain;’IknewMadamedeGergymanyyearsago。’

  “’But,accordingtoheraccount,youmustbemorethanahundredyearsold?’

  “’Thatisnotimpossible,’saidhe,laughing;’butitismuchmorepossiblethatthegoodladyisinherdotage。’

  “’Yougaveheranelixir,surprisingfortheeffectsitproduced;

  forshesays,thatduringalengthoftime,sheonlyappearedtobeeighty-four;theageatwhichshetookit。Whydon’tyougiveittotheKing?’

  “’0Madam!’heexclaimed,’thephysicianswouldhavemebrokenonthewheel,wereItothinkofdrugginghisMajesty。’“

  Whentheworldbeginstobelieveextraordinarythingsofanindividual,thereisnotellingwhereitsextravagancewillstop。

  People,whenoncetheyhavetakenthestart,viewitheachotherwhoshallbelievemost。AtthisperiodallParisresoundedwiththewonderfuladventuresoftheCountdeSt。Germain;andacompanyofwaggishyoungmentriedthefollowingexperimentuponitscredulity:-

  Aclevermimic,who,onaccountoftheamusementheafforded,wasadmittedintogoodsociety,wastakenbythem,dressedastheCountdeSt。Germain,intoseveralhousesintheRueduMarais。HeimitatedtheCount’speculiaritiesadmirably,andfoundhisauditorsopen-mouthedtobelieveanyabsurdityhechosetoutter。NOfictionwastoomonstrousfortheirall-devouringcredulity。HespokeoftheSaviouroftheworldintermsofthegreatestfamiliarity;saidhehadsuppedwithhimatthemarriageinCanaanofGalilee,wherethewaterwasmiraculouslyturnedintowine。Infact,hesaidhewasanintimatefriendofhis,andhadoftenwarnedhimtobelessromanticandimprudent,orhewouldfinishhiscareermiserably。Thisinfamousblasphemy,strangetosay,foundbelievers;and,erethreedayshadelapsed,itwascurrentlyreportedthatSt。Germainwasbornsoonafterthedeluge,andthathewouldneverdie!

  St。Germainhimselfwastoomuchamanoftheworldtoassertanythingsomonstrous;buthetooknopainstocontradictthestory。

  Inallhisconversationswithpersonsofrankandeducation,headvancedhisclaimsmodestly,andasifbymereinadvertency;andseldompretendedtoalongevitybeyondthreehundredyears;exceptwhenhefoundhewasincompanywithpersonswhowouldbelieveanything。HeoftenspokeofHenryVIII,asifhehadknownhimintimately;andoftheEmperorCharlesV,asifthatmonarchhaddelightedinhissociety。Hewoulddescribeconversationswhichtookplacewithsuchanapparenttruthfulness,andbesoexceedinglyminuteandparticularastothedressandappearanceoftheindividuals,andeventheweatheratthetime,andthefurnitureoftheroom,thatthreepersonsoutoffourweregenerallyinclinedtocredithim。Hehadconstantapplicationsfromricholdwomenforanelixirtomakethemyoungagain;and,itwouldappear,gainedlargesumsinthismanner。Tothosewhomhewaspleasedtocallhisfriends,hesaid,hismodeoflivingandplanofdietwerefarsuperiortoanyelixir;andthatanybodymightattainapatriarchalage,byrefrainingfromdrinkingatmeals,andverysparinglyatanyothertime。TheBarondeGleichenfollowedthissystem,andtookgreatquantitiesofsennaleaves,expectingtolivefortwohundredyears。Hedied,however,atseventy-three。TheDuchessdeChoiseulwasdesirousoffollowingthesamesystem;buttheDukeherhusband,inmuchwrath,forbadehertofollowanysystemprescribedbyamanwhohadsoequivocalareputationasM。deSt。Germain。

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