BOYLAN’SVOICESweetly，hoarsely，inthepitofhisstomach。
Ah！Gooblazqrukbrukarchkrasht！
MARION’SVOICEHoarsely，sweetlyrisingtoherthroat。O！Weeshwashtkissima，pooisthnapoohuck！
BLOOMHiseyeswildlydilated，claspshimselfShow！Hide！Show！
Ploughher！More！Shoot！
BELLA，ZOE，FLORRY。KITTYHoho！Haha！Heehee！
LYNCHPoints。Themirroruptonature。Helaughs。
Huhuhuhuhuhu。
StephenandBloomgazeinthemirror。ThefaceofWilliamShakespeare，beardless，appearsthere，rigidinfacialparalysis，crownedbythereflectionofthereindeerantleredhatrackinthehall。
SHAKESPEAREIndignifiedventriloquy。’Tistheloudlaughbespeaksthevacantmind。ToBloom。Thouthoughtestashowthouwastestinvisible。Gaze。Hecrowswithablackcapon’slaugh。Iagogo！
HowmyOldfellowchokithisThursdaymomun。Iagogogo！
BLOOMSmilesyellowlyatthewhores。WhenwillIhearthejoke？
ZOEBeforeyou’retwicemarriedandonceawidower。
BLOOMLapsesarecondoned。EventhegreatNapoleon，whenmeasurementsweretakenneartheskinafterhisdeath……
MrsDignam，widowwoman，hersnubnoseandcheeksflushedwithdeathtalk，tearsandTunny’stawnysherry，hurriesbyinherweeds，herbonnetawry，rougingandpowderinghercheeks，lipsandnose，apenchivvyingherbroodofcygnets。Beneathherskirtappearherlatehusband’severydaytrousersandturnedupboots，laceeights。SheholdsaScottishwidow’sinsurancepolicyandlacemarqueeumbrellaunderwhichherbroodrunswithher，Patsyhoppingononeshortfoot，hiscollarloose，ahankofporksteaksdangling，Freddywhimpering，Susywithacryingcodsmouth，Alicestrugglingwiththebaby。Shecuffsthemon，herstreamersflauntingaloft。
FREDDYAh，ma，you’redraggingmealong！
SUSYMamma，thebeefteaisfizzingover！
SHAKESPEAREWithparalyticrage。Wedasecawhokillafarst。
ThefaceofMartinCunningham，bearded，refeaturesShakespearesbeardlessface。Themarqueeumbrellaswaysdrunkenly，thechildrenrunaside。
UndertheumbrellaappearsMrsCunninghaminMerryWidowhatandkimonogown。Sheglidessidlingandbowing，twistingjapanesily。
MRSCUNNINGHAMSings。AndtheycallmethejewelofAsia。
MARTINCUNNINGHAM
Gazesonherimpassive。Immense！Mostbloodyawfuldemirep！
STEPHENEtexaltabunturcornuaiusti。Queenslaywithprizebulls。
RememberPasiphaeforwhoselustmygrandoldgrossfathermadethefirstconfessionbox。ForgetnotMadamGrisselSteevensnorthesuinescionsofthehouseofLambert。AndNoahwasdrunkwithwine。Andhisarkwasopen。
BELLANoneofthathere。Cometothewrongshop。
LYNCHLethimalone。He’sbackfromParis。
ZOERunstoStephenandlinkshim。Ogoon！Giveussomeparleyvoo。
Stephenclapshatonheadandleapsovertothefireplace，wherehestandswithshruggedshoulders，finnyhandsoutspread，apaintedsmileonhisface。
LYNCHPommellingonthesofa。RmmRmmRmmRrrrrrmmmmm。
STEPHENGobbles，withmarionettejerks。Thousandplacesofentertainmenttoexpensesyoureveningswithlovelyladiessalingglovesandotherthingsperhapsherheartbeerchopsperfectfashionablehouseveryeccentricwherelotscocottesbeautifuldressedmuchaboutprincesseslikearedancingcancanandwalkingthereparisianclowneriesextrafoolishforbachelorsforeignsthesameiftalkingapoorenglishhowmuchsmarttheyareonthingsloveandsensationsvoluptuous。Mistersveryselectsforispleasuremusttovisitheavenandhellshowwithmortuarycandlesandtheytearssilverwhichoccureverynight。Perfectlyshockingterrificofreligion’sthingsmockeryseeninuniversalworld。Allchicwomanswhicharrivefullofmodestythendisrobeandsquealloudtoseevampiremandebauchnunveryfreshyoungwithdessoustroublants。Heclockshistongueloudly。Ho，lala！Cepifqu’ila！
LYNCHVivelevampire！
THEWHORESBravo！Parleyvoo！
STEPHENGrimacingwithheadback，laughsloudly，clappinghimself
Greatsuccessoflaughing。Angelsmuchprostituteslikeandholyapostlesbigdamnruffians。Demimondainesnicelyhandsomesparklingofdiamondsveryamiablecosturned。Ordoyouarefondbetterwhatbelongstheymodernspleasureturpitudeofoldmans？HepointsabouthimwithgrotesquegestureswhichLynchandthewhoresreplyto。Caoutchoucstatuewomanreversibleorlifesizetompeeptomsvirginsnuditiesverylesbicthekissfivetentimes。Entergentlementoseeinmirrorseverypositionstrapezesallthatmachinetherebesidesalsoifdesireactawfullybestialbutcher’sboypollutesinwarmvealliveroromeletteonthebellypiè；cedeShakespeare。
BELLAClappingherbelly，sinksbackonthesofawithashoutoflaughter。Anomeletteonthe……Ho！ho！ho！ho！……Omeletteonthe……
STEPHENMincingly。Iloveyou，Sirdarling。Speakyouenglishmantonguefordoubleententecordiale。Oyes，monloup。
Howmuchcost？Waterloo。Watercloset。Heceasessuddenlyandholdsupaforefinger。
BELLALaughing。Omelette……
THEWHORESLaughing。Encore！Encore！
STEPHENMarkme。Idreamtofawatermelon。
ZOEGoabroadandloveaforeignlady。
LYNCHAcrosstheworldforawife。
FLORRYDreamsgobycontraries。
STEPHENExtendinghisarms。Itwashere。Streetofharlots。
InSerpentineAvenueBeelzebubshowedmeher，afubsywidow。Where’stheredcarpetspread？
BLOOMApproachingStephen。Look。
STEPHENNo，Iflew。Myfoesbeneathme。Andevershallbe。Worldwithoutend。Hecries。Pater！Free！
BLOOMIsay，look……
STEPHENBreakmyspirit，willhe？Omerdealors！Hecries，hisvulturetalonssharpened。Hola！Hillyho！
SimonDedalus’voicehilloesinanswer，somewhatsleepybutready。
SIMONThat’sallright。Heswoopsuncertainlythroughtheair，wheeling，utteringcriesofheartening，onstrongponderousbuzzardwings。Ho，boy！Areyougoingtowin？Hoop！Pschatt！Stablewiththosehalfcastes。
Wouldn’tletthemwithinthebawlofanass。Headup！Keepourflagflying！
Aneaglegulesvolantinafieldargentdisplayed。Ulsterkingatarms！
haihoop！Hemakesthebeagle’scallgivingtongue。Bulbul！Burblblbrurblbl！
Hai，boy！
Thefrondsandspacesofthewallpaperfilerapidlyacrosscountry。
Astoutfoxdrawnfromcovert，brushpointed，havingburiedhisgrandmother，runsswiftfortheopen，bright-eyed，seekingbadgerearth，undertheleaves。
Thepackofstaghoundsfollows，nosetotheground，sniffingtheirquarry，beaglebaying，burblbrblngtobeblooded。WardUnionhuntsmenandhuntswomenlivewiththem，hotforakill。FromSixMilePoint，Flathouse，NineMileStonefollowthefootpeoplewithknottysticks，salmongaffs，lassos，flockmasterswithstockwhips，bearbaiterswithtomtoms，toreadorswithbullswords，greynegroeswavingtorches。Thecrowdbowlsofdicers，crownandanchorplayers，thimbleriggers，broadsmen。Crowsandtouts，hoarsebookiesinhighwizardhatsclamourdeafeningly。
THECROWDCardoftheraces。Racingcard！
Tentoonethefield！
Tommyontheclayhere！
Tommyontheclay！
Tentoonebarone。
Tentoonebarone。
TryyourluckonspinningJenny！
Tentoonebarone！
Sellthemonkey，boys！
Sellthemonkey！
I’llgivetentoone！
Tentoonebarone！Adarkhorse，riderless，boltslikeaphantompastthewinningpost，hismanemoonfoaming，hiseyeballsstars。Thefieldfollows，abunchofbuckingmounts。Skeletonhorses：Sceptre，MaximumtheSecond，Zinfandel，theDukeofWestminstersShotover，Repulse，theDukeofBeauforts’Ceylon，prixdeParis。Dwarfsridethem，rustyarmoured，leaping，leapingintheirsaddles。Lastinadrizzleofrain，onabroken-windedisabellenag，CockoftheNorth，thefavourite，honeycap，greenjacket，orangesleeves，GarrettDeasyup，grippingthereins，ahockeystickattheready。Hisnag，stumblingonwhitegaiteredfeet，jogsalongtherockyroad。
THEORANGELODGESJeering。Getdownandpush，mister。Lastlap！You’llbehomethenight！
GARRETTDEASYBoltupright，hisnailscrapedfaceplasteredwithpostagestamps，brandisheshishockeystick，hisblueeyesflashingintheprismofthechandelierashismountlopesbyataschoolinggallop。Perviasrectas！
Ayokeofbucketsleopardsalloverhimandhisrearingnag，atorrentofmuttonbrothwithdancingcoinsofcarrots，barley，onions，turnips，potatoes。
THEGREENLODGESSoftday，sirJohn！Softday，yourhonour！
PrivateCarr，PrivateComptonandCissyCaffreypassbeneaththewindows，singingindiscord。
STEPHENHark！Ourfriend，noiseinthestreet！
ZOEHoldsupherhand。Stop！
PRIVATECARR，PRIVATECOMPTONandCISSYCAFFREYYetI’veasortaYorkshirerelishfor……ZOEThat’sme。Sheclapsherhands。Dance！Dance！Sherunstothepianola。Whohastwopence？
BLOOMWho’ll。
LYNCHHandinghercoins。Here。
STEPHENCrackinghisfingersimpatiently。Quick！Quick！Where’smyaugur’srod？Herunstothepianoandtakeshisashplant，beatinghisfootintripudium。
ZOETurnsthedrumhandle。There。
Shedropstwopenniesintheslot。Glowpinkandvioletlightsstartforth。Thedrumturnspurringinlowhesitationwaltz。ProfessorGoodwin，inabowknottedperiwig，incourtdress，wearingastainedinvernesscape，bentintwofromincredibleage，tottersacrosstheroom，hishandsfluttering。
Hesitstinilyonthepianostoolandliftsandbeatshandlesssticksofarmsonthekeyboard，noddingwithdamselsgrace，hisbowknotbobbing。
ZOETwirlsaroundherselfheeltapping。Dance。Anybodyhereforthere？Who’lldance？
Thepianola，withchanginglights，playsinwaltztimethepreludetoMyGirl’saYorkshireGirl。StephenthrowshisashplantonthetableandseizesZoearoundthewaist。FlorryandBellapushthetabletowardsthefireplace。Stephen，aimingZoewithexaggeratedgrace，beginstowaltzheraroundtheroom。Hersleeve，fallingfromgracingarms，revealsawhitefleshflowerofvaccination。Bloomstandsaside。Betweenthecurtains，ProfessorMaginniinsertsalegonthetoepointofwhichspinsasilkhat。
Withadeftkick，hesendsitspinningtohiscrownandjauntyhattedskatesin。Hewearsaslatefrockcoatwithclaretsilklapels，ago-etofcreamtulle，agreenlowcutwaistcoat，stockcollarwithwhitekerchieftightlavendertrousers，patentpumpsandcanarygloves。Inhisbuttonholeisadahlia。Hetwirlsinreverseddirectionsacloudedcane，thenwedgesittightinhisoxter。Heplacesahandlimplyonhisbreastbone，bowsandfondleshisflowerandbuttons。
MAGINNIThepoetryofmotion，artofcallisthenics。NoconnectionwithMadamLeggetByrne’sorLevinstone’s。Fancydressballsarranged。Deportment。
TheKattyLannersteps。So。Watchme！Myterpsichoreanabilities。Heminuetsforwardthreepacesontrippingbee’sfeet。Toutlemondeanavant！
Ré；vé；rence！Toutlemondeenplace！
Thepreludeceases。ProfessorGoodwin，beatingvaguearms，shrivels，shrinks，hislivecapefallingaboutthestool。Theair，infirmerwaltztime，pounds。StephenandZoecirclefreely。Thelightschange，glow，fade，gold，rose，violet。
THEPIANOLATwoyoungfellowsweretalkingabouttheirgirls，girls，girls，Sweetheartsthey’dleftbehind。
Fromacornerthemorninghoursrunout，goldhaired，slim，ingirlishblue，waspwaisted，withinnocenthands。Nimblytheydance，twirlingtheirskippingropes。Thehoursofnoonfollowinambergold。Laughinglinked，highhaircombsflashing，theycatchthesuninmockingmirrors，liftingtheirarms。
MAGINNIClipclapsglovesilenthands。Carré；！Avantdeux！Breatheevenly！Balance！