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　　Viragtruculent，hisjowlset，staresatthelamp。GraveBloomregardsZoe’sneck。Henrygallantturnswithpendentdewlaptothepiano。

　　STEPHENTohimself。Playwithyoureyesshut。Imitatepa。Fillingmybellywithhusksofswine。Toomuchofthis。Iwillariseandgotomy。Expectthisisthe。Steve，thouartinaparlousway。MustvisitoldDeasyortelegraph。Ourinterviewofthismorninghasleftonmeadeepimpression。Thoughourages。Willwritefullytomorrow。I’mpartiallydrunk，bytheway。Hetouchesthekeysagain。Minorchordcomesnow。

　　Yes。Notmuchhowever。

　　AlmidanoArtifoniholdsoutabatonrollofmusicwithvigorousmoustachework。

　　ARTIFONICirifletta。Leirovinatutto。

　　FLORRYSingussomething。Love’soldsweetsong。

　　STEPHENNovoice。Iamamostfinishedartist。Lynch，didIshowyoutheletteraboutthelute？

　　FLORRYSmirking。Thebirdthatcansingandwon’tsing。

　　TheSiamesetwins，PhilipDrunkandPhilipSobertwoOxforddonswithlawnmowers，appearinthewindowembrasure。BotharemaskedwithMatthewArnold’sface。

　　PHILIPSOBERTakeafool’sadvice。Allisnotwell。Workitoutwiththebuttendofapencil，likeagoodyoungidiot。Threepoundstwelveyougot，twonotes，onesovereign，twocrowns，ifyouthbutknew。Mooney’senville，Mooney’ssurmer，theMoira，Larchet’s，Hollesstreethospital，Burke’s。Eh？Iamwatchingyou。

　　PHILIPDRUNKImpatiently。Ah，bosh，man。Gotohell！Ipaidmyway。IfIcouldonlyfindoutaboutoctaves。Reduplicationofpersonality。

　　Whowasittoldmehisname？

　　Hislawnmowerbeginstopurr。Aha，yes。Zoemousasagapo。

　　HaveanotionIwasherebefore。WhenwasitnotAtkinsonhiscardIhavesomewhere？Macsomebody。UnmackIhaveit。Hetoldmeabout，holdon，Swinburne，wasit，no？

　　FLORRYAndthesong？

　　STEPHENSpiritiswillingbutthefleshisweak。

　　FLORRYAreyououtofMaynooth？You’relikesomeoneIknewonce。

　　STEPHENOutofitnow。Tohimself。Clever。

　　PHILIPDRUNKANDPHILIPSOBERTheirlawnmowerspurringwitharigadoonofgrasshalms。Cleverever。Outofit。Outofit。Bythebyhaveyouthebook，thething，theashplant？Yes，thereit，yes。Clevereveroutofitnow。

　　Keepincondition。Dolikeus。

　　ZOETherewasapriestdownheretwonightsagotodohisbitofbusinesswithhiscoatbuttonedup。Youneedn’ttrytohide，Isaystohim。Iknowyou’veaRomancollar。

　　VIRAGPerfectlylogicalfromhisstandpoint。Fallofman。Harshly，hispupilswaxing。Tohellwiththepope！Nothingnewunderthesun。

　　IamtheViragwhodisclosedthesexsecretsofmonksandmaidens。WhyIlefttheChurchofRome。ReadthePriest，theWomanandtheConfessional。

　　Penrose。FlippertyJippert。Hewriggles。Woman，undoingwithsweetpudorherbeltofrushrope，offersherallmoistyonitoman’slingam。Shorttimeaftermanpresentswomanwithpiecesofjunglemeat。Womanshowsjoyandcoversherselfwithfeatherskins。Manlovesheryonifiercelywithbiglingam，thestiffone。Hecries。Coactusvolui。Thengiddywomanwillrunabout。Strongmangraspswoman’swrist。Womansqueals，bites，spucks。Man，nowfierceangry，strikeswoman’sfatyadgana。Hechaseshistail。Piffpaff！Popo！Hestops，sneezes。Pchp！Heworrieshisbutt。Prrrrrht！

　　LYNCHIhopeyougavethegoodfatherapenance。Ninegloriasforshootingabishop。

　　ZOESpoutswalrussmokethroughhernostrils。Hecouldn’tgetaconnection。Only，youknow，sensation。Adryrush。

　　BLOOMPoorman！

　　ZOELightly。Onlyforwhathappenedhim。

　　BLOOMHow？

　　VIRAGAdiabolicrictusofblackluminositycontractinghisvisage，craneshisscraggyneckforward。Heliftsamooncalfnozzleandhowls。

　　VerfluchteGoim！Hehadafather，fortyfathers。Heneverexisted。

　　PigGod！Hehadtwoleftfeet。HewasJudasIacchias，aLibyaneunuch，thepope’sbastard。Heleansoutontorturedforepaws，elbowsbentrigid，hiseyeagonisinginhisflatskullneckandyelpsoverthemuteworld。Asonofawhore。Apocalypse。

　　KITTYAndMaryShortallthatwasinthelockwiththepoxshegotfromJimmyPidgeoninthebluecapshadachildoffhimthatcouldn’tswallowandwassmotheredwiththeconvulsionsinthemattressandweallsubscribedforthefuneral。

　　PHILIPDRUNKGravely。Quivousamisdanscettefichueposition，Philippe？

　　PHILIPSOBERGaily。C’&eacute；taitlesacr&eacute；pigeon，Philippe。

　　Kittyunpinsherhatandsetsitdowncalmly，pattingherhennahair。Andaprettier，adaintierheadofwinsomecurlswasneverseenonawhoresshoulders。Lynchputsonherhat。Shewhipsitoff。

　　LYNCHLaughs。AndtosuchdelightshasMetchnikoffinoculatedanthropoidapes。

　　FLORRYNods。Locomotorataxy。

　　ZOEGaily。O，mydictionary。

　　LYNCHThreewisevirgins。

　　VIRAGAgueshaken，profuseyellowspawnfoamingoverhisbonyepilepticlips。Shesoldlovephiltres，whitewax，orangeflower。Panther，theRomancenturion，pollutedherwithhisgenitories。Hesticksoutaflickeringphosphorescentscorpiontongue，hishandonhisfork。Messiah！

　　Hebursthertympanum。Withgibberingbaboon’scrieshejerkshishipsinthecynicalspasm。Hik！Hek！Hak！Hok！Huk！Kok！Kuk！

　　BenJumboDollard，rubicund，musclebound，hairynostrilled，hugebearded，cabbageeared，shaggychested，shockmaned，fatpapped，standsforth，hisloinsandgenitalstightenedintoapairofblackbathingbagslops。

　　BENPOLLARDNakkeringcastanetbonesinhishugepaddedpaws，yodelsjoviallyinbasebarreltone。Whenloveabsorbsmyardentsoul。

　　Thevirgins，NurseCallanandNurseQuigley，burstthroughtheringkeepersandtheropesandmobhimwithopenarms。

　　THEVIRGINSGushingly。BigBen！BenMacChree！

　　AVOICEHoldthatfellowwiththebadbreeches。

　　BENDOLLARDSmiteshisthighinabundantlaughter。Holdhimnow。

　　HENRYCaressingonhisbreastaseveredfemalehead，murmurs。

　　Thineheart，minelove。Hepluckshislutestrings。WhenfirstIsaw。

　　VIRAGSloughinghisskins，hismultitudinousplumagemoulting。

　　Rats！Heyawns；showingacoalblackthroatandcloseshisjawsbyanupwardpushofhisparchmentroll。AfterhavingsaidwhichItookmydeparture。Farewell。Faretheewell。Dreck！

　　HenryFlowercombshismoustacheandbeardrapidlywithapocketcombandgivesacowslicktohishair。Steeredbyhisrapier，heglidestothedoorhiswildhadslungbehindhim。Viragreachesthedoorintwoungainlystilthops，histailcocked，anddeftlyclapssidewaysonthewallapusyellowflybill，buttingitwithhishead。

　　THEFLYBILLK。11。postnobills。Strictlyconfidential。DrHyFranks。

　　HENRYAllislostnow。

　　Viragunscrewshisheadinatriceandholdsitunderhisarm。

　　VIRAG’SHEADQuack！

　　Exeuntseverally。

　　STEPHENOverhisshouldertoZoe。Youwouldhavepreferredthefightingparsonwhofoundedtheprotestanterror。ButbewareAntisthenes，thedogsage，andthelastendofAnusHeresiarchus。Theagonyinthecloset。

　　LYNCHAlloneandthesameGodtoher。

　　STEPHENDevoutly。AndSovereignLordofallthings。

　　FLORRYToStephen。I’msureyouareaspoiledpriest。Oramonk。

　　LYNCHHeis。ACardinal’sson。

　　STEPHENCardinalsin。Monksofthescrew。

　　HisEminence，SimonStephenCardinalDedalus，PrimateofallIreland，appearsinthedoorway，dressedinredsoutane，sandalsandsocks。Sevendwarfsimianacolytes，alsoinred，cardinalsins，upholdhistrain，peepingunderit。Hewearsabatteredsilkhatsidewaysonhishead。Histhumbsarestuckinhisarmpitsandhispalmsoutspread。Roundhisneckhangsarosaryofcorksendingonhisbreastinacorkscrewcross。Releasinghisthumbs，heinvokesgracefromonhighwithlacewavegesturesandproclaimswithbloatedpomp。

　　THECARDINALConservioliescaptured。

　　HeliesinthelowestdungeonWithmanaclesandchainsaroundhislimbsWeighingupwardsofthreetons。Helooksatallforamoment，hisrighteyeclosedtight，hisleftcheekpuffedout。Then，unabletorepresshismerriment，herockstoandfro，adsakimbo，andsingswithbroadrollickinghumour。O，thepoorlittlefellowHi-hi-hi-hi-hislegstheywereyellowHewasplump，fatandheavyandbriskasasnakeButsomebloodysavageTograizehiswhitecabbageHemurderedNellFlaherty’sducklovingdrake。

　　Amultitudeofmidgesswarmsoverhisrobe。Hescratcheshimselfwithcrossedarmsathisribs，grimacing，andexclaims。I’msufferingtheagonyofthedamned。Bythehokyfiddle，thanksbetoJesusthosefunnylittlechapsarenotunanimous。Iftheywerethey’dwalkmeoffthefaceofthebloodyglobe。

　　Hisheadaslant，heblessescurtlywithforeandmiddlefingers，impartstheEasterkissanddoubleshufflesoffcomically，swayinghishatfromsidetoside，shrinkingquicklytothesizeofhistrainbearers。

　　Thedwarfacolytes，giggling，peeping，nudging，ogling，Easterkissing，zigzagbehindhim。Hisvoiceisheardmellowfromafar，merciful，male，melodious。Shallcarrymyhearttothee，Shallcarrymyhearttothee，AndthebreathofthebalmynightShallcarrymyhearttothee。

　　Thetrickdoorhandleturns。

　　THEDOORHANDLETheeee。

　　ZOEThedevilisinthatdoor。

　　Amaleformpassesdownthecreakingstaircaseandisheardtakingthewaterproofandhatfromtherack。Bloomstartsforwardinvoluntarilyand，halfclosingthedoorashepasses，takesthechocolatefromhispocketandoffersitnervouslytoZoe。

　　ZOESniffshishairbriskly。Hum。Thankyourmotherfortherabbits。I’mveryfondofwhatIlike。

　　BLOOMHearingamalevoiceintalkwiththewhoresonthedoorstep，prickshisears。Ifitwerehe？After？Orbecausenot？Orthedoubleevent？

　　ZOETearsopenthesilverfoil。Fingerswasmadebeforeforks。

　　Shebreaksoffandnibblesapiece，givesapiecetoKittyRickettsandthenturnskittenishlytoLynch。NoobjectiontoFrenchlozenges？

　　Henods。Shetauntshim。Haveitnoworwaittillyougetit？

　　Heopenshismouth，hisheadcocked。Shewhirlstheprizeinleftcircle。

　　Hisheadfollows。Shewhirlsitbackinrightcircle。Heeyesher。

　　Catch。

　　Shetossesapiece。Withanadroitsnaphecatchesitandbitesitthroughwithacrack。

　　KITTYChewing。TheengineerIwaswithatthebazaardoeshavelovelyones。Fullofthebestliqueurs。Andtheviceroywastherewithhislady。ThegaswehadontheToft’shobbyhorses。I’mgiddystill。

　　BLOOMInSvengali’sfurovercoat，withfoldedarmsandNapoleonicforelock，frownsinventriloquialexorcismwithpiercingeagleglancetowardsthedoor。Then，rigid，withleftfootadvanced，hemakesaswiftpasswithimpellingfingersandgivesthesignofpastmaster，drawinghisrightarmdownwardsfromhisleftshoulder。Go，go，go，Iconjureyou，whoeveryouare。

　　Amalecoughandtreadareheardpassingthroughthemistoutside。

　　Bloomsfeaturesrelax。Heplacesahandinhiswaistcoat，posingcalmly。

　　Zoeoffershimchocolate。

　　BLOOMSolemnly。Thanks。

　　ZOEDoasyou’rebid。Here。