Done。
JOYCE：Ulysses，CyclopsCyclopsIWASJUSTPASSINGTHETIMEOFDAYWITHOLDTROYOTHED。M。P。atthecornerofArbourhillthereandbedamnedbutabloodysweepcamealongandheneardrovehisgearintomyeye。IturnedaroundtolethimhavetheweightofmytonguewhenwhoshouldIseedodgingalongStonyBatteronlyJoeHynes。
Lo，Joe，saysI。Howareyoublowing？Didyouseethatbloodychimneysweepnearshovemyeyeoutwithhisbrush？
Soot’sluck，saysJoe。Who’stheoldballocksyouweretalkingto？
OldTroy，saysI，wasintheforce。I’montwomindsnottogivethatfellowinchargeforobstructingthethoroughfarewithhisbroomsandladders。
Whatareyoudoingroundthoseparts？saysJoe。
Devilamuch，saysI。ThereisabloodybigfoxythiefbeyondbythegarrisonchurchatthecornerofChickenLane-oldTroywasjustgivingmeawrinkleabouthim-liftedanyGod’squantityofteaandsugartopaythreebobaweeksaidhehadafarminthecountyDownoffahopofmythumbbythenameofMosesHerzogovertherenearHeytesburystreet。
Circumcised！saysJoe。
Ay，saysI。Abitoffthetop。AnoldplumbernamedGeraghty。I’mhangingontohistawnowforthepastfortnightandIcan’tgetapennyoutofhim。
Thatthelayyou’reonnow？saysJoe。
Ay，saysI。Howarethemightyfallen！Collectorofbadanddoubtfuldebts。Butthat’sthemostnotoriousbloodyrobberyou’dmeetinaday’swalkandthefaceonhimallpockmarkswouldholdashowerofrain。Tellhim，sayshe，Idarehim，sayshe，andIdoubledarehimtosendyouroundhereagainorifhedoes，sayshe，I’llhavehimsummonsedupbeforethecourt，sowillI，fortradingwithoutalicence。
Andheafterstuffinghimselftillhe’sfittoburst！Jesus，Ihadtolaughatthelittlejewygettinghisshirtout。Hedrinkmemyteas。Heeatmemysugars。Becausehenopaymemymoneys？
FornonperishablegoodsboughtofMosesHerzog，of13SaintKevin’sparade，Woodquayward，merchant，hereinaftercalledthevendor，andsoldanddeliveredtoMichaelE。Geraghty，Esquire，of29ArbourHillinthecityofDublin，Arranquayward，gentleman，hereinaftercalledthepurchaser，videlicet，fivepoundsavoirdupoisoffirstchoiceteaatthreeshillingsperpoundavoirdupoisandthreestoneavoirdupoisofsugar，crushedcrystal，atthreepenceperpoundavoirdupois，thesaidpurchaserdebtortothesaidvendorofonepoundfiveshillingsandsixpencesterlingforvaluereceivedwhichamountshallbepaidbysaidpurchasertosaidvendorinweeklyinstalmentseverysevencalendardaysofthreeshillingsandnopencesterling：andthesaidnonperishablegoodsshallnotbepawnedorpledgedorsoldorotherwisealienatedbythesaidpurchaserbutshallbeandremainandbeheldtobethesoleandexclusivepropertyofthesaidvendortobedisposedofathisgoodwillandpleasureuntilthesaidamountshallhavebeendulypaidbythesaidpurchasertothesaidvendorinthemannerhereinsetforthasthisdayherebyagreedbetweenthesaidvendorhisheirs，successors，trusteesandassignsoftheonepartandthesaidpurchaser，hisheirs，successors，trusteesandassignsoftheotherpart。
Areyouastrictt。t。？saysJoe。
Nottakinganythingbetweendrinks，saysI。
Whataboutpayingourrespectstoourfriend？saysfoe。
Who？saysI。Sure，he’sinJohnofGod’soffhishead，poorman。
Drinkinghisownstuff？saysJoe。
Ay，saysI。Whiskyandwateronthebrain。
ComearoundtoBarneyKiernan’s，saysJoe。Iwanttoseethecitizen。
Barneymavourneen’sbeit，saysI。Anythingstrangeorwonderful，Joe？
Notaword，saysJoe。IwasupatthatmeetingintheCityArms。
Whatwasthat，Joe？saysI。
Cattletraders，saysJoe，aboutthefootandmouthdisease。Iwanttogivethecitizenthehardwordaboutit。
SowewentaroundbytheLinenhallbarracksandthebackofthecourthousetalkingofonethingoranother。DecentfellowJoewhenhehasitbutsurelikethatheneverhasit。Jesus，Icouldn’tgetoverthatbloodyfoxyGeraghty，thedaylightrobber。Fortradingwithoutalicence，sayshe。
InInisfailthefairthereliesaland，thelandofholyMichan。Thererisesawatchtowerbeheldofmenafar。Theresleepthemightydeadasinlifetheyslept，warriorsandprincesofhighrenown。Apleasantlanditisinsoothofmurmuringwaters，fishfulstreamswheresportthegunnard，theplaice，theroach，thehalibut，thegibbedhaddock，thegrilse，thedab，thebrill，theflounder，themixedcoarsefishgenerallyandotherdenizensoftheaqueouskingdomtoonumeroustobeenumerated。Inthemildbreezesofthewestandoftheeasttheloftytreeswaveindifferentdirectionstheirfirstclassfoliage，thewaftysycamore，theLebanoniancedar，theexaltedplanetree，theeugeniceucalyptusandotherornamentsofthearborealworldwithwhichthatregionisthoroughlywellsupplied。Lovelymaidenssitincloseproximitytotherootsofthelovelytreessingingthemostlovelysongswhiletheyplaywithallkindsoflovelyobjectsasforexamplegoldeningots，silveryfishes，cransofherrings，draftsofeels，codlings，creelsoffingerlings，purpleseagemsandplayfulinsects。Andheroesvoyagefromafartowoothem，fromElbanatoSlievemargy，thepeerlessprincesofunfetteredMunsterandofConnachtthejustandofsmoothsleekLeinsterandofCruachan’slandandofArmaghthesplendidandofthenobledistrictofBoyle，princes，thesonsofkings。
AndthererisesashiningpalacewhosecrystalglitteringroofisseenbymarinerswhotraversetheextensiveseainbarksbuiltexpresslyforthatpurposeandthithercomeallherdsandfatlingsandfirstfruitsofthatlandforO’ConnellFitzsimontakestollofthem，achieftaindescendedfromchieftains。Thithertheextremelylargewainsbringfoisonofthefields，flasketsofcauliflowers，floatsofspinach，pineapplechunks，Rangoonbeans，strikesoftomatoes，drumsoffigs，drillsofSwedes，sphericalpotatoesandtalliesofiridescentkale，YorkandSavoy，andtraysofonions，pearlsoftheearth，andpunnetsofmushroomsandcustardmarrowsandfatvetchesandbereandrapeandredgreenyellowbrownrussetsweetbigbitterripepomellatedapplesandchipsofstrawberriesandsievesofgooseberries，pulpyandpelurious，andstrawberriesfitforprincesandraspberriesfromtheircanes。
Idarehim，sayshe，andIdoubledarehim。Comeouthere，Geraghty，younotoriousbloodyhillanddalerobber！
AndbythatwaywendtheherdsinnumerableofbellwethersandflushedewesandshearlingramsandlambsandstubblegeeseandmediumsteersandroaringmaresandpolledcalvesandlongwoolsandstoresheepandCuffe’sprimespringersandcullsandsowpigsandbaconhogsandthevariousdifferentvarietiesofhighlydistinguishedswineandAngusheifersandpollybullocksofimmaculatepedigreetogetherwithprimepremiatedmilchcowsandbeeves：
andthereiseverheardatrampling，cackling，roaring，lowing，bleating，bellowing，rumbling，grunting，champing，chewing，ofsheepandpigsandheavyhoovedkinefrompasturelandsofLushandRushandCarrickminesandfromthestreamyvalesofThomond，fromM’Gillicuddy’sreekstheinaccessibleandlordlyShannontheunfathomable，andfromthegentledeclivitiesoftheplaceoftheraceofKiar，theiruddersdistendedwithsuperabundanceofmilkandbuttsofbutterandrennetsofcheeseandfarmer’sfirkinsandtargetsoflambandcrannocksofcornandoblongeggs，ingreathundreds，variousinsize，theagatewiththedun。
SoweturnedintoBarneyKiernan’sandtheresureenoughwasthecitizenupinthecornerhavingagreatconfabwithhimselfandthatbloodymangymongrel，Garryowen，andhewaitingforwhattheskywoulddropinthewayofdrink。
Thereheis，saysI，inhisgloryhole，withhiscruiskeenlawnandhisloadofpapers，workingforthecause。
Thebloodymongrelletagrouseoutofhimwouldgiveyouthecreeps。
Beacorporalworkofmercyifsomeonewouldtakethelifeofthatbloodydog。I’mtoldforafactheateagoodpartofthebreechesoffaconstabularymaninSantrythatcameroundonetimewithabluepaperaboutalicence。
Standanddeliver，sayshe。
That’sallright，citizen，saysJoe。Friendshere。
Pass，friends，sayshe。
Thenherubshishandinhiseyeandsayshe：
What’syouropinionofthetimes？
DoingtherappareeandRoryofthehill。But，begob，Joewasequaltotheoccasion。
Ithinkthemarketsareonarise，sayshe，slidinghishanddownhisfork。
Sobegobthecitizenclapshispawonhiskneeandhesays：
Foreignwarsisthecauseofit。
AndsaysJoe，stickinghisthumbinhispocket：
It’stheRussianswishtotyrannise。
Arrah，giveoveryourbloodycodding，Joe，saysI，I’veathirstonmeIwouldn’tsellforhalfacrown。
Giveitaname，citizen，saysJoe。
Wineofthecountry，sayshe。
What’syours？saysJoe。
DittoMacAnaspey，saysI……
Threepints，Terry，saysJoe。Andhow’stheoldheart，citizen？sayshe。
Neverbetter，achara，sayshe。WhatGarry？Arewegoingtowin？Eh？
Andwiththathetookthebloodyoldtowserbythescruffoftheneckand，byJesus，henearthrottledhim。
Thefigureseatedonalargeboulderatthefootofaroundtowerwasthatofabroadshouldereddeepchestedstronglimbedfrankeyedredhairedfreelyfreckledshaggybeardedwide-mouthedlargenosedlongheadeddeepvoicedbarekneedbrawnyhandedhairyleggedruddyfacedsinewyarmedhero。Fromshouldertoshoulderhemeasuredseveralellsandhisrocklikemountainouskneeswerecovered，aswaslikewisetherestofhisbodywherevervisible，withastronggrowthoftawnypricklyhairinhueandtoughnesssimilartothemountaingorseUlexEuropeus。Thewidewingednostrils，fromwhichbristlesofthesametawnyhueprojected，wereofsuchcapaciousnessthatwithintheircavernousobscuritythefield-larkmighteasilyhavelodgedhernest。Theeyesinwhichatearandasmilestroveeverforthemasterywereofthedimensionsofagoodsizedcauliflower。Apowerfulcurrentofwarmbreathissuedatregularintervalsfromtheprofoundcavityofhismouthwhileinrhythmicresonancetheloudstronghalereverberationsofhisformidableheartthunderedrumblinglycausingtheground，thesummitoftheloftytowerandthestillloftierwallsofthecavetovibrateandtremble。
Heworealongunsleevedgarmentofrecentlyflayedoxhidereachingtothekneesinaloosekiltandthiswasboundabouthismiddlebyagirdleofplaitedstrawandrushes。Beneaththisheworetrewsofdeerskin，roughlystitchedwithgut。HisnetherextremitieswereencasedinhighBalbrigganbuskinsdyedinlichenpurple，thefeetbeingshodwithbroguesofsaltedcowhidelacedwiththewindpipeofthesamebeast。FromhisgirdlehungarowofseastoneswhichdangledateverymovementofhisportentousframeandontheseweregravenwithrudeyetstrikingartthetribalimagesofmanyIrishheroesandheroinesofantiquity，Cuchulin，Connofhundredbattles，Niallofninehostages，BrianofKincora，theArdriMalachi，ArtMacMurragh，ShaneO’Neill，FatherJohnMurphy，OwenRoe，PatrickSarsfield，RedHughO’Donnell，RedJimMacDermott，SoggarthEoghanO’Growney，MichaelDwyer，FrancyHiggins，HenryJoyM’Cracken，Goliath，HoraceWheatley，ThomasConneff，PegWoffington，theVillageBlacksmith，CaptainMoonlight，CaptainBoycott，DanteAlighieri，ChristopherColumbus，S。Fursa，S。Brendan，MarshalMac-Mahon，Charlemagne，TheobaldWolfeTone，theMotheroftheMaccabees，theLastoftheMohicans，theRoseofCastille，theManforGalway，TheManthatBroketheBankatMonteCarlo，TheManintheGap，TheWomanWhoDidn’t，BenjaminFranklin，NapoleonBonaparte，JohnL。Sullivan，Cleopatra，SavourneenDeelish，JuliusCaesar，Paracelsus，sirThomasLipton，WilliamTell，Michelangelo，Hayes，Muhammad，theBrideofLammermoor，PetertheHermit，PeterthePacker，DarkRosaleen，PatrickW。Shakespeare，BrianConfucius，MurtaghGutenberg，PatricioVelasquez，CaptainNemo，TristanandIsolde，thefirstPrinceofWales，ThomasCookandSon，theBoldSoldierBoy，ArrahnaPogue，DickTurpin，LudwigBeethoven，theColleenBawn，WaddlerHealy，AngustheCuldee，DollyMount，SidneyParade，BenHowth，ValentineGreatrakes，AdamandEve，ArthurWellesley，BossCroker，Herodotus，JacktheGiantkiller，GautamaBuddha，LadyGodiva，TheLilyofKillarney，BaloroftheEvilEye，theQueenofSheba，AckyNagle，JoeNagle，AlessandroVolta，JeremiahO’DonovanRossa，DonPhilipO’SullivanBeare。Acouchedspearofacuminatedgraniterestedbyhimwhileathisfeetreposedasavageanimalofthecaninetribewhosestertorousgaspsannouncedthathewassunkinuneasyslumber，asuppositionconfirmedbyhoarsegrowlsandspasmodicmovementswhichhismasterrepressedfromtimetotimebytranquillisingblowsofamightycudgelrudelyfashionedoutofpaleolithicstone。
SoanyhowTerrybroughtthethreepintsJoewasstandingandbegobthesightnearlyleftmyeyeswhenIsawhimlandoutaquid。O，astrueasI’mtellingyou。Agoodlookingsovereign。
Andthere’smorewherethatcamefrom，sayshe。
Wereyourobbingthepoorbox，Joe？saysI。