Smellsofmen。Hisgorgerose。Spatonsawdust，sweetishwarmishcigarettesmoke，reekofplug，spiltbeer，men’sbeerypiss，thestaleofferment。
Couldn’teatamorselhere。Fellowsharpeningknifeandfork，toeatallbeforehim，oldchappickinghistootles。Slightspasm，full，chewingthecud。Beforeandafter。Graceaftermeals。Lookonthispicturethenonthat。Scoffingupstewgravywithsoppingsippetsofbread。Lickitofftheplate，man！Getoutofthis。
Hegazedroundthestooledandtabledeaters，tighteningthewingsofhisnose。
Twostoutshere。
Onecornedandcabbage。
Thatfellowrammingaknifefulofcabbagedownasifhislifedependedonit。Goodstroke。Givemethefidgetstolook。Safertoeatfromhisthreehands。Tearitlimbfromlimb。Secondnaturetohim。Bornwithasilverknifeinhismouth。That’switty，Ithink。Orno。Silvermeansbornrich。Bornwithaknife。Butthentheallusionislost。
Anillgirtservergatheredstickyclatteringplates。Rock，thebailiff，standingatthebarblewthefoamycrownfromhistankard。Wellup：itsplashedyellownearhisboot。Adiner，knifeandforkupright，elbowsontable，readyforasecondhelpingstaredtowardsthefoodliftacrosshisstainedsquareofnewspaper。Otherchaptellinghimsomethingwithhismouthfull。Sympatheticlistener。Tabletalk。ImunchedhumunthuUnchsterBunkunMunchday。Ha？Didyou，faith？
MrBloomraisedtwofingersdoubtfullytohislips。Hiseyessaid。
Nothere。Don’tseehim。
Out。Ihatedirtyeaters。
Hebackedtowardsthedoor。GetalightsnackinDavyByrne’s。Stopgap。
Keepmegoing。Hadagoodbreakfast。
Roastandmashedhere。
Pintofstout。
Everyfellowforhisown，toothandnail。Gulp。Grub。Gulp。Gobstuff。
HecameoutintoclearerairandturnedbacktowardsGraftonstreet。
Eatorbeeaten。Kill！Kill！
Supposethatcommunalkitchenyearstocomeperhaps。Alltrottingdownwithporringersandtommycanstobefilled。Devourcontentsinthestreet。
JohnHowardParnellexampletheprovostofTrinityeverymother’ssondon’ttalkofyourprovostsandprovostofTrinitywomenandchildren，cabmen，priests，parsons，fieldmarshals，archbishops。FromAilesburyroad，Clyderoad，artisans’dwellings，northDublinunion，lordmainhisgingerbreadcoach，oldqueeninabathchair。Myplate’sempty。Afteryouwithourincorporateddrinkingcup。LikesirPhilipCrampton’sfountain。Ruboffthemicrobeswithyourhandkerchief。Nextchaprubsonanewbatchwithhis。FatherO’Flynnwouldmakeharesofthemall。Haverowsallthesame。Allfornumberone。Childrenfightingforthescrapingsofthepot。WantasouppotasbigasthePhoenixPark。Harpooningflitchesandhindquartersoutofit。
Hatepeopleallroundyou。CityArmshoteltabled’hô；teshecalledit。Soup，jointandsweet。Neverknowwhosethoughtsyou’rechewing。
Thenwho’dwashupalltheplatesandforks？Mightbeallfeedingontabloidsthattime。Teethgettingworseandworse。
Afterallthere’salotinthatvegetarianfineflavourofthingsfromtheearthgarlic，ofcourse，itstinksItalianorgangrinderscrispofonions，mushroomstruffles。Paintoanimaltoo。Pluckanddrawfowl。Wretchedbrutesthereatthecattlemarketwaitingforthepoleaxetosplittheirskullsopen。Moo。Poortremblingcalves。Meh。Staggeringbob。Bubbleandsqueak。
Butchers’bucketswobblelights。Giveusthatbrisketoffthehook。Plup。
Rawheadandbloodybones。Flayedglasseyedsheephungfromtheirhaunches，sheepsnoutsbloodypaperedsnivellingnosejamonsawdust。Topandlashersgoingout。Don’tmaulthempieces，youngone。
Hotfreshbloodtheyprescribefordecline。Bloodalwaysneeded。Insidious。
Lickitup，smokinghot，thicksugary。Famishedghosts。
Ah，I’mhungry。
HeenteredDavyByrne’s。Moralpub。Hedoesn’tchat。Standsadrinknowandthen。Butinleapyearonceinfour。Cashedachequeformeonce。
WhatwillItakenow？Hedrewhiswatch。Letmeseenow。Shandygaff？
Hellow，Bloom！NoseyFlynnsaidfromhisnook。
Hello，Flynn。
How’sthings？
Tiptop……Letmesee。I’lltakeaglassofburgundyand……letmesee。
Sardinesontheshelves。Almosttastethembylooking。Sandwich？Hamandhisdescendantsmusteredandbredthere。Pottedmeats。WhatishomewithoutPlumtree’spottedmeat？Incomplete。Whatastupidad！Undertheobituarynoticestheystuckit。AllupaplumtreeDignam’spottedmeat。
Cannibalswouldwithlemonandrice。Whitemissionarytoosalty。Likepickledpork。Expectthechiefconsumesthepartsofhonour。Oughttobetoughfromexercise。Hiswivesinarowtowatchtheeffect。Therewasarightroyaloldnigger。WhoateorsomethingthesomethingsofthereverendMrMacTrigger。Withitanabodeofbliss。Lordknowswhatconcoction。
Caulsmouldytripeswindpipesfakedandmincedup。Puzzlefindthemeat。
Kosher。Nomeatandmilktogether。Hygienethatwaswhattheycallnow。
YomKippurfastspringcleaningofinside。Peaceandwardependonsomefellow’sdigestion。Religions。Christmasturkeysandgeese。Slaughterofinnocents。Eat，drinkandbemerry。Thencasualwardsfullafter。Headsbandaged。Cheesedigestsallbutitself。Mightycheese。
Haveyouacheesesandwich？
Yes，sir。
Likeafewolivestooiftheyhadthem。ItalianIprefer。Goodglassofburgundy；takeawaythat。Lubricate。Anicesalad，coolasacucumber。
TomKernancandress。Putsgustointoit。Pureoliveoil。Millyservedmethatcutletwithasprigofparsley。TakeoneSpanishonion。Godmadefood，thedevilthecooks。Devilledcrab。
Wifewell？
Quitewell，thanks……Acheesesandwich，then。Gorgonzola，haveyou？
Yes，sir。
NoseyFlynnsippedhisgrog。
Doinganysingingthosetimes？
Lookathismouth。Couldwhistleinhisownear。Flapearstomatch。
Music。Knowsasmuchaboutitasmycoachman。Stillbettertellhim。Doesnoharm。Freead。
She’sengagedforabigtourendofthismonth。Youmayhaveheardperhaps。
No。O，that’sthestyle。Who’sgettingitup？
Thecurateserved。
Howmuchisthat？
Sevend。，sir……Thankyou，sir。
MrBloomcuthissandwichintoslenderstrips。MrMacTrier。Easierthanthedreamycreamystuff。Hisfivehundredwives。Hadthetimeoftheirlives。
Mustard，sir？
Thankyou。
Hestuddedundereachliftedstripyellowblobs。Theirlives。
Ihaveit。Itgrewbiggerandbiggerandbigger。
Gettingitup？hesaid。Well，it’slikeacompanyidea，yousee。
Partsharesandpartprofits。
Ay，nowIremember，NoseyFlynnsaid，puttinghishandinhispockettoscratchhisgroin。Whoisthiswastellingme？Isn’tBlazesBoylanmixedupinit？
AwarmshockofairheatofmustardhauchedonMrBloom’sheart。Heraisedhiseyesandmetthestareofabiliousclock。Two。Pubclockfiveminutesfast。Timegoingon。Handsmoving。Two。Notyet。
Hismidriffyearnedthenupward，sankwithinhim，yearnedmorelongly，longingly。
Wine。
Hesmellsippedthecordialjuiceand，biddinghisthroatstronglytospeedit，sethiswineglassdelicatelydown。
Yes，hesaid。He’stheorganiserinpointoffact。
Nofear。Nobrains。
NoseyFlynnsnuffledandscratched。Fleahavingagoodsquaremeal。
Hehadagoodsliceofluck，JackMooneywastellingme，overthatboxingmatchMylerKeoghwonagainthatsoldierinthePortobellobarracks。
ByGod，hehadthelittlekipperdowninthecountyCarlowhewastellingme……
Hopethatdewdropdoesn’tcomedownintohisglass。No，snuffleditup。
Fornearamonth，man，beforeitcameoff。SuckingduckeggsbyGodtillfurtherorders。Keephimofftheboose，see？O，byGod，Blazesisahairychap。
DavyByrnecameforwardfromthehindbarintuckstitchedshirtsleeves，cleaninghislipswithtwowipesofhisnapkin。Herring’sblush。Whosesmileuponeachfeatureplayswithsuchandsuchreplete。Toomuchfatontheparsnips。
Andhere’shimselfandpepperonhim，NoseyFlynnsaid。CanyougiveusagoodonefortheGoldcup？
I’moffthat，MrFlynn，DavyByrneanswered。Ineverputanythingonahorse。
You’rerightthere，NoseyFlynnsaid。
MrBloomatehisstripsofsandwich，freshcleanbread，withrelishofdisgust，pungentmustard，thefeetysavourofgreencheese。Sipsofhiswinesoothedhispalate。Notlogwoodthat。Tastesfullerthisweatherwiththechilloff。
Nicequietbar。Nicepieceofwoodinthatcounter。Nicelyplaned。Likethewayitcurvesthere。
Iwouldn’tdoanythingatallinthatline，DavyByrnesaid。Itruinedmanyamanthesamehorses。
Vintners’sweepstake。Licensedforthesaleofbeer，wineandspiritsforconsumptiononthepremises。HeadsIwintailsyoulose。
Trueforyou，NoseyFlynnsaid。Unlessyou’reintheknow。There’snostraightsportnow。Lenehangetssomegoodones。He’sgivingSceptretoday。Zinfandel’sthefavourite，lordHowarddeWalden’s，wonatEpsom。
MornyCannonisridinghim。IcouldhavegotseventooneagainstSaintAmantafortnightbefore。
Thatso？DavyByrnesaid……
Hewenttowardsthewindowand，takingupthepettycashbook，scanneditspages。
Icould，faith，NoseyFlynnsaidsnuffling。Thatwasararebitofhorseflesh。SaintFrusquinwashersire。Shewoninathunderstorm，Rothschild’sfilly，withwaddinginherears。Bluejacketandyellowcap。BadlucktobigBenDollardandhisJohnO’Gaunt。Heputmeoffit。Ay。
Hedrankresignedlyfromhistumbler，runninghisfingersdowntheflutes。
Ay，hesaid，sighing。
MrBloom，champingstanding，lookeduponhissigh。Noseynumskull。WillItellhimthathorseLenehan？Heknowsalready。Betterlethimforget。
Goandlosemore。Foolandhismoney。Dewdropcomingdownagain。Coldnosehe’dhavekissingawoman。Stilltheymightlike。Pricklybeardstheylike。
Dog’scoldnoses。OldMrsRiordanwiththerumblingstomach’sSkyeterrierintheCityArmshotel。Mollyfondlinghiminherlap。Othebigdoggy-bowwowsywowsy！
Winesoakedandsoftenedrolledpithofbreadmustardamomentmawkishcheese。Nicewineitis。TasteitbetterbecauseI’mnotthirsty。Bathofcoursedoesthat。Justabiteortwo。Thenaboutsixo’clockIcan。
Six，six。Timewillbegonethen。She……
Mildfireofwinekindledhisveins。Iwantedthatbadly。Feltsooffcolour。Hiseyesunhungrilysawshelvesoftins，sardines，gaudylobsters’
claws。Alltheoddthingspeoplepickupforfood。Outofshells，periwinkleswithapin，offtrees，snailsoutofthegroundtheFrencheat，outoftheseawithbaitonahook。Sillyfishlearnnothinginathousandyears。
Ifyoudidn’tknowriskyputtinganythingintoyourmouth。Poisonousberries。
JohnnyMagories。Roundnessyouthinkgood。Gaudycolourwarnsyouoff。
Onefellowtoldanotherandsoon。Tryitonthedogfirst。Ledonbythesmellorthelook。Temptingfruit。Icecones。Cream。Instinct。Orangegrovesforinstance。Needartificialirrigation。Bleibtreustrasse。Yesbutwhataboutoysters？Unsightlylikeaclotofphlegm。Filthyshells。Deviltoopenthemtoo。Whofoundthemout？Garbage，sewagetheyfeedon。FizzandRedbankoysters。Effectonthesexual。Aphrodis。HewasintheRedbankthismorning。Washeoysteroldfishattable。Perhapsheyoungfleshinbed。No。Junehasnoarnooysters。Buttherearepeopleliketaintedgame。
Juggedhare。Firstcatchyourhare。Chineseeatingeggsfiftyyearsold，blueandgreenagain。Dinnerofthirtycourses。Eachdishharmlessmightmixinside。Ideaforapoisonmystery。ThatarchdukeLeopoldwasit？No。
Yes，orwasitOttooneofthoseHabsburgs？Orwhowasitusedtoeatthescruffoffhisownhead？Cheapestlunchintown。Ofcourse，aristocrats。
Thentheotherscopytobeinthefashion。Millytoorockoilandflour。
RawpastryIlikemyself。Halfthecatchofoysterstheythrowbackintheseatokeepuptheprice。Cheap。Noonewouldbuy。Caviare。Dothegrand。Hockingreenglasses。Swellblowout。Ladythis。Powderedbosompearls。Theé；lite。Crè；medelacrè；me。Theywantspecialdishestopretendthey’re。Hermitwithaplatterofpulsekeepdownthestingsoftheflesh。Knowmecomeeatwithme。Royalsturgeon。