DoyoueverseeanythingofMrsBeaufoy，MrBloomasked。
MinaPurefoy？shesaid。
PhilipBeaufoyIwasthinking。Playgoers’club。Matchamoftenthinksofthemasterstroke。DidIpullthechain？Yes。Thelastact。
Yes。
Ijustcalledtoaskonthewayinissheoverit。She’sinthelying-inhospitalinHollesstreet。DrHornegotherin。She’sthreedaysbadnow。
O，MrBloomsaid。I’msorrytohearthat。
Yes，MrsBreensaid。Andahousefulofkidsathome。It’saverystiffbirth，thenursetoldme。
O，MrBloomsaid。
Hisheavypityinggazeabsorbedhernews。Histongueclackedincompassion。
Dth！Dth！
I’msorrytohearthat，hesaid。Poorthing！Threedays！That’sterribleforher。
MrsBreennodded。
ShewastakenbadontheTuesday……
MrBloomtouchedherfunnybonegently，warningher。
Mind！Letthismanpass。
Abonyformstrodealongthecurbstonefromtheriver，staringwitharaptgazeintothesunlightthroughaheavystringedglass。Tightasaskullpieceatinyhatgrippedhishead。Fromhisarmafoldeddustcoat，astickandanumbrelladangledtohisstride。
Watchhim，MrBloomsaid。Healwayswalksoutsidethelampposts。
Watch！
Whoisheifit’safairquestion，MrsBreenasked。Ishedotty？
HisnameisCashelBoyleO’ConnorFitzmauriceTisdallFarrell，MrBloomsaid，smiling。Watch！
Hehasenoughofthem，shesaid。Deniswillbelikethatoneofthesedays。
Shebrokeoffsuddenly。
Thereheis，shesaid。Imustgoafterhim。Goodbye。RemembermetoMolly，won’tyou？
Iwill，MrBloomsaid。
Hewatchedherdodgethroughpasserstowardstheshop-fronts。DenisBreeninskimpyfrockcoatandbluecanvasshoesshuffledoutofHarrison’shuggingtwoheavytomestohisribs。Blowninfromthebay。Likeoldtimes。
Hesufferedhertoovertakehimwithoutsurpriseandthrusthisdullgreybeardtowardsher，hisloosejawwaggingashespokeearnestly。
Meshuggah。Offhischump。
MrBloomwalkedonagaineasily，seeingaheadofhiminsunlightthetightskullpiece，thedanglingstick，umbrella，dustcoat。Goingthetwodays。Watchhim！Outhegoesagain。Onewayofgettingonintheworld。
Andthatotheroldmoseylunaticinthoseduds。Hardtimeshemusthavewithhim。
U。P。：up。I’lltakemyoaththat’sAlfBerganorRichieGoulding。WroteitforalarkintheScotchhouse，Ibetanything。RoundtoMenton’soffice。
Hisoystereyesstaringatthepostcard。Beafeastforthegods。
HepassedtheIrishTimes。Theremightbeotheranswerslyingthere。Liketoanswerthemall。Goodsystemforcriminals。Code。Attheirlunchnow。Clerkwiththeglassestheredoesn’tknowme。O，leavethemtheretosimmer。Enoughbotherwadingthroughforty-fourofthem。Wantedsmartladytypisttoaidgentlemaninliterarywork。IcalledyounaughtydarlingbecauseIdonotlikethatotherworld。Pleasetellmewhatisthemeaning。Pleasetellmewhatperfumedoesyourwife。Tellmewhomadetheworld。Thewaytheyspringthosequestionsonyou。AndtheotheroneLizzieTwigg。MyliteraryeffortshavehadthegoodfortunetomeetwiththeapprovaloftheeminentpoetA。E。MrGeoRussell。Notimetodoherhairdrinkingsloppyteawithabookofpoetry。
Bestpaperbylongchalksforasmallad。Gottheprovincesnow。Cookandgeneral，exccuisine，housemaidkept。Wantedlivemanforspiritcounter。
RespgirlR。C。wishestohearofpostinfruitorporkshop。JamesCarlislemadethat。Sixandahalfpercentdividend。MadeabigdealonCoates’sshares。Ca’canny。CunningoldScotchhunks。Allthetoadynews。Ourgraciousandpopularvicereine。BoughttheIrishFieldnow。LadyMountcashelhasquiterecoveredafterherconfinementandrodeoutwiththeWardUnionstaghoundsattheenlargementyesterdayatRathoath。Uneatablefox。Pothunterstoo。Fearinjectsjuicesmakeittenderenoughforthem。Ridingastride。
Sitherhorselikeaman。Weightcarryinghuntress。Nosidesaddleorpillionforher，notforJoe。Firsttothemeetandinatthedeath。Strongasabroodmaresomeofthosehorseywomen。Swaggeraroundliverystables。
Tossoffaglassofbrandyneatwhileyou’dsayknife。ThatoneattheGrosvenorthismorning。Upwithheronthecar：wishwish。Stonewallorfivebarredgateputhermounttoit。Thinkthatpugnoseddriverdiditoutofspite。Whoisthisshewaslike？Oyes？MrsMiriamDandradethatsoldmeheroldwrapsandblackunderclothesintheShelbournehotel。DivorcedSpanishAmerican。Didn’ttakeafeatheroutofhermyhandlingthem。AsifIwasherclotheshorse。SawherintheviceregalpartywhenStubbstheparkrangergotmeinwithWhelanoftheExpress。Scavengingwhatthequalityleft。Hightea。MayonnaiseIpouredontheplumsthinkingitwascustard。Herearsoughttohavetingledforafewweeksafter。Wanttobeabullforher。Borncourtesan。Nonurseryworkforher，thanks。
PoorMrsPurefoy！Methodisthusband。Methodinhismadness。Saffronbunandmilkandsodalunchintheeducationaldairy。Eatingwithastopwatch，thirtytwochewstotheminute。Stillhismuttonchopwhiskersgrew。Supposedtobewellconnected。Theodore’scousininDublinCastle。Onetonyrelativeineveryfamily。Hardyannualshepresentsherwith。SawhimoutattheThreeJollyTopersmarchingalongbareheadedandhiseldestboycarryingoneinamarketnet。Thesquallers。Poorthing！Thenhavingtogivethebreastyearafteryearallhoursofthenight。Selfishthoset。t’sare。
Doginthemanger。Onlyonelumpofsugarinmytea，ifyouplease。
HestoodatFleetstreetcrossing。LuncheonintervalasixpennyatRowe’s？
Mustlookupthatadinthenationallibrary。AneightpennyintheBurton。
Better。Onmyway。
HewalkedonpastBolton’sWestmorelandhouse。Tea。Tea。Tea。IforgottotapTomKernan。
Sss。Dth，dth，dth！Threedaysimaginegroaningonabedwithavinegaredhandkerchiefroundherforehead，herbellyswollenout！Phew！Dreadfulsimply！Child’sheadtoobig：forceps。Doubledupinsidehertryingtobuttitswayoutblindly，gropingforthewayout。Killmethatwould。
LuckyMollygotoverherslightly。Theyoughttoinventsomethingtostopthat。Lifewithhardlabour。Twilightsleepidea：queenVictoriawasgiventhat。Nineshehad。Agoodlayer。Oldwomanthatlivedinashoeshehadsomanychildren。Supposehewasconsumptive。Timesomeonethoughtaboutitinsteadofgassingaboutthewhatwasitthepensivebosomofthesilvereffulgence。Flapdoodletofeedfoolson。Theycouldeasilyhavebigestablishments。
Wholethingquitepainlessoutofallthetaxesgiveeverychildbornfivequidatcompoundinterestuptotwentyone，fivepercentisahundredshillingsandfivetiresomepounds，multiplybytwentydecimalsystem，encouragepeopletoputbymoneysavehundredandtenandabittwentyoneyearswanttoworkitoutonpapercometoatidysum，morethanyouthink。
Notstillbornofcourse。Theyarenotevenregistered。Troublefornothing。
Funnysighttwoofthemtogether，theirbelliesout。MollyandMrsMoisel。
Mothers’meeting。Phthisisretiresforthetimebeing，thenreturns。Howflattheylookafterallofasudden！Peacefuleyes。Weightofftheirminds。
OldMrsThorntonwasajollyoldsoul。Allmybabies，shesaid。Thespoonofpapinhermouthbeforeshefedthem。O，that’snyumyum。GotherhandcrushedbyoldTomWall’sson。Hisfirstbowtothepublic。Headlikeaprizepumpkin。SnuffyDrMurren。Peopleknockingthemupatallhours。
ForGod’sakedoctor。WifeInherthroes。Thenkeepthemwaitingmonthsfortheirfee。Toattendanceonyourwife。Nogratitudeinpeople。Humanedoctors，mostofthem。
BeforethehugehighdooroftheIrishhouseofparliamentaflockofpigeonsflew。Theirlittlefrolicaftermeals。Whowillwedoiton？I
pickthefellowinblack。Heregoes。Here’sgoodluck。Mustbethrillingfromtheair。Apjohn，myselfandOwenGoldbergupinthetreesnearGoosegreenplayingthemonkeys。Mackereltheycalledme。
AsquadofconstablesdebouchedfromCollegestreet，marchinginIndianfile。Goosestep。Foodheatedfaces，sweatinghelmets，pattingtheirtruncheons。
Aftertheirfeedwithagoodloadoffatsoupundertheirbelts。Policeman’slotisoftahappyone。Theysplitupintogroupsandscattered，salutingtowardstheirbeats。Letouttograze。Bestmomenttoattackoneinpuddingtime。Apunchinhisdinner。Asquadofothers，marchingirregularly，roundedTrinityrailings，makingforthestation。Boundfortheirtroughs。Preparetoreceivecavalry。Preparetoreceivesoup。
HecrossedunderTommyMoore’sroguishfinger。Theydidrighttoputhimupoveraurinal：meetingofthewaters。Oughttobeplacesforwomen。
Runningintocakeshops。Settlemyhatstraight。Thereisnotinthiswideworldavallee。GreatsongofJuliaMorkan’s。Kepthervoiceuptotheverylast。PupilofMichaelBalfe’swasn’tshe？
Hegazedafterthelastbroadtunic。Nastycustomerstotackle。JackPowercouldataleunfold：fatheraGman。Ifafellowgavethemtroublebeinglaggedtheylethimhaveithotandheavyinthebridewell。Can’tblamethemafterallwiththejobtheyhaveespeciallytheyounghornies。
ThathorsepolicemanthedayJoeChamberlainwasgivenhisdegreeinTrinityhegotarunforhismoney。Mywordhedid！Hishorse’shoofsclatteringafterusdownAbbeystreet。LuckIhadthepresenceofmindtodiveintoManning’sorIwassouped。Hedidcomeawallop，byGeorge。Musthavecrackedhisskullonthecobblestones。Ioughtn’ttohavegotmyselfsweptalongwiththosemedicals。AndtheTrinityjibsintheirmortar-boards。Lookingfortrouble。StillIgottoknowthatyoungDixonwhodressedthatstingformeintheMaterandnowhe’sinHollesstreetwhereMrsPurefoy。Wheelswithinwheels。Policewhistleinmyearsstill。Allskedaddled。Whyhefixedonme。Givemeincharge。Righthereitbegan。
UptheBoers！
ThreecheersforDeWet！
We’llhangJoeChamberlainonasourappletree。
Sillybillies：mobofyoungcubsyellingtheirgutsout。Vinegarhill。
TheButterexchangeband。Fewyears’timehalfofthemmagistratesandcivilservants。Warcomeson：intothearmyhelterskelter：samefellowsusedtowhetheronthescaffoldhigh。
Neverknowwhoyou’retalkingto。CornyKelleherhehasHarveyDuffinhiseye。LikethatPeterorDenisorJamesCareythatblewthegaffontheinvincibles。Memberofthecorporationtoo。Eggingrawyouthsontogetintheknow。Allthetimedrawingsecretservicepayfromthecastle。
Drophimlikeahotpotato。Whythoseplainclothesmenarealwayscourtingslaveys。Easilytwigamanusedtouniform。Square-pushingupagainstabackdoor。Maulherabit。Thenthenextthingonthemenu。Andwhoisthegentlemandoesbevisitingthere？Wastheyoungmastersayinganything？
PeepingTomthroughthekeyhole。Decoyduck。Hotbloodedyoungstudentfoolingroundherfatarmsironing。
Arethoseyours，Mary？
Idon’twearsuchthings……StoporI’lltellthemissusonyou。
Outhalfthenight。