Aflower。Ithinkit’sa。Ayellowflowerwithflattenedpetals。Notannoyedthen?Whatdoesshesay?DearHenry,Igotyourlastlettertomeandthankyouverymuchforit。Iamsorryyoudidnotlikemylastletter。Whydidyouenclosethestamps?Iamawfullyangrywithyou。IdowishIcouldpunishyouforthat。IcalledyounaughtyboybecauseIdonotlikethatotherworld。Pleasetellmewhatistherealmeaningofthatword。Areyounothappyinyourhomeyoupoorlittlenaughtyboy?IdowishIcoulddosomethingforyou。Pleasetellmewhatyouthinkofpoorme。Ioftenthinkofthebeautifulnameyouhave。DearHenry,whenwillwemeet?Ithinkofyousooftenyouhavenoidea。Ihaveneverfeltmyselfsomuchdrawntoamanasyou。Ifeelsobadabout。Pleasewritemealongletterandtellmemore。RememberifyoudonotIwillpunishyou。SonowyouknowwhatIwilldotoyou,younaughtyboy,ifyoudonotwrite。OhowIlongtomeetyou。Henrydear,donotdenymyrequestbeforemypatienceareexhausted。ThenIwilltellyouall。Goodbyenow,naughtydarling。IhavesuchabadheadachetodayandwritebyreturntoyourlongingMARTHA。
P。S。Dotellmewhatkindofperfumedoesyourwifeuse。Iwanttoknow。Hetoretheflowergravelyfromitspinholdsmeltitsalmostnosmellandplaceditinhisheartpocket。Languageofflowers。Theylikeitbecauseno-onecanhear。Orapoisonbouquettostrikehimdown。Then,walkingslowlyforward,hereadtheletteragain,murmuringhereandthereaword。
Angrytulipswithyoudarlingmanflowerpunishyourcactusifyoudon’tpleasepoorforgetmenothowIlongvioletstodearroseswhenwesoonanemonemeetallnaughtynightstalkwifeMartha’sperfume。Havingreaditallhetookitfromthenewspaperandputitbackinhissidepocket。
Weakjoyopenedhislips。Changedsincethefirstletter。Wonderdidshewriteitherself。Doingtheindignant:agirlofgoodfamilylikeme,respectablecharacter。CouldmeetoneSundayaftertherosary。Thankyou:
nothavingany。Usuallovescrimmage。Thenrunningroundcorners。BadasarowwithMolly。Cigarhasacoolingeffect。Narcotic。Gofurthernexttime。Naughtyboy:punish:afraidof-words,ofcourse。Brutal,whynot?
Tryitanyhow。Abitatatime。
Fingeringstilltheletterinhispockethedrewthepinoutofit。
Commonpin,eh?Hethrewitontheroad。Outofherclothessomewhere:
pinnedtogether。Queerthenumberofpinstheyalwayshave。Noroseswithoutthorns。
FlatDublinvoicesbawledinhishead。ThosetwoslutsthatnightintheCoombe,linkedtogetherintherain。O,Marylostthepinofherdrawers。
Shedidn’tknowwhattodoTokeepitupTokeepitup。It?Them。Suchabadheadache。Hasherrosesprobably。Orsittingalldaytyping。Eyefocusbadforstomachnerves。Whatperfumedoesyourwifeuse?
Nowcouldyoumakeoutathinglikethat?
Tokeepitup。
Martha,Mary。IsawthatpicturesomewhereIforgetnowoldmasterorfakedformoney。Heissittingintheirhouse,talking。Mysterious。AlsothetwoslutsintheCoombewouldlisten。
Tokeepitup。
Nicekindofeveningfeeling。Nomorewanderingabout。Justlollthere:
quietdusk:leteverythingrip。Forget。Tellaboutplacesyouhavebeen,strangecustoms。Theotherone,jaronherhead,wasgettingthesupper:
fruit,olives,lovelycoolwateroutofthewellstonecoldliketheholeinthewallatAshtown。MustcarryapapergobletnexttimeIgotothetrottingmatches。Shelistenswithbigdarksofteyes。Tellher:moreandmore:all。Thenasigh:silence。Longlonglongrest。
Goingundertherailwayarchhetookouttheenvelope,toreitswiftlyinshredsandscatteredthemtowardstheroad。Theshredsflutteredaway,sankinthedankair:awhiteflutterthenallsank。
HenryFlower。Youcouldtearupachequeforahundredpoundsinthesameway。Simplebitofpaper。LordIveaghoncecashedasevenfigurechequeforamillioninthebankofIreland。Showsyouthemoneytobemadeoutofporter。StilltheotherbrotherlordArdilaunhastochangehisshirtfourtimesaday,theysay。Skinbreedsliceorvermin。Amillionpounds,waitamoment。Twopenceapint,fourpenceaquart,eightpenceagallonofporter,no,oneandfourpenceagallonofporter。Oneandfourintotwenty:fifteenabout。Yes,exactly。Fifteenmillionsofbarrelsofporter。
WhatamIsayingbarrels?Gallons。Aboutamillionbarrelsallthesame。
Anincomingtrainclankedheavilyabovehishead,coachaftercoach。
Barrelsbumpedinhishead:dullportersloppedandchurnedinside。Thebungholessprangopenandahugedullfloodleakedout,flowingtogether,windingthroughmudflatsalloverthelevelland,alazypoolingswirlofliquorbearingalongwideleavedflowersofitsfroth。
HehadreachedtheopenbackdoorofAllHallows。Steppingintotheporchhedoffedhishat,tookthecardfromhispocketandtuckeditagainbehindtheleatherheadband。Damnit。ImighthavetriedtoworkM’CoyforapasstoMullingar。
Samenoticeonthedoor。SermonbytheveryreverendJohnConmeeS。
J。onsaintPeterClaverandtheAfricanmission。SaveChina’smillions。
WonderhowtheyexplainittotheheathenChinee。Preferanounceofopium。
Celestials。Rankheresyforthem。PrayersfortheconversionofGladstonetheyhadtoowhenhewasalmostunconscious。Theprotestantsthesame。
ConvertDr。WilliamJ。WalshD。D。tothetruereligion。Buddhatheirgodlyingonhissideinthemuseum。Takingiteasywithhandunderhischeek。
Josssticksburning。NotlikeEcceHomo。Crownofthornsandcross。CleverideaSaintPatricktheshamrock。Chopsticks?Conmee:MartinCunninghamknowshim:distinguishedlooking。SorryIdidn’tworkhimaboutgettingMollyintothechoirinsteadofthatFatherFarleywholookedafoolbutwasn’t。They’retaughtthat。He’snotgoingoutinblueyspecswiththesweatrollingoffhimtobaptiseblacks,ishe?Theglasseswouldtaketheirfancy,flashing。Liketoseethemsittingroundinaringwithblublips,entranced,listening。Stilllife。Lapituplikemilk,Isuppose。
Thecoldsmellofsacredstonecalledhim。Hetrodthewornsteps,pushedtheswingdoorandenteredsoftlybytherere。
Somethinggoingon:somesodality。Pitysoempty。Nicediscreetplacetobenextsomegirl。Whoismyneighbour?Jammedbythehourtoslowmusic。
Thatwomanatmidnightmass。Seventhheaven。Womenkneltinthebencheswithcrimsonhaltersroundtheirnecks,headsbowed。Abatchkneltatthealtarrails。Thepriestwentalongbythem,murmuring,holdingthethinginhishands。Hestoppedateach,tookoutacommunion,shookadroportwoaretheyinwater?offitandputitneatlyintohermouth。Herhatandheadsank。Thenthenextone:asmalloldwoman。Thepriestbentdowntoputitintohermouth,murmuringallthetime。Latin。Thenextone。
Shutyoureyesandopenyourmouth。What?Corpus。Body。Corpse。
GoodideatheLatin。Stupefiesthemfirst。Hospiceforthedying。Theydon’tseemtochewit;onlyswallowitdown。Rumidea:eatingbitsofacorpsewhythecannibalscottontoit。
Hestoodasidewatchingtheirblindmaskspassdowntheaisle,onebyone,andseektheirplaces。Heapproachedabenchandseatedhimselfinitscorner,nursinghishatandnewspaper。Thesepotswehavetowear。
Weoughttohavehatsmodelledonourheads。Theywereabouthimhereandthere,withheadsstillbowedintheircrimsonhalters,waitingforittomeltintheirstomachs。Somethinglikethosemazzoth:it’sthatsortofbread:unleavenedshewbread。Lookatthem。NowIbetitmakesthemfeelhappy。Lollipop。Itdoes。Yes,breadofangelsit’scalled。There’sabigideabehindit,kindofkingdomofGodiswithinyoufeel。Firstcommunicants。
Hokypokypennyalump。Thenfeelalllikeonefamilyparty,sameinthetheatre,allinthesameswim。Theydo。I’msureofthat。Notsolonely。
Inourconfraternity。Thencomeoutabigspreeish。Letoffsteam。Thingisifyoureallybelieveinit。Lourdescure,watersofoblivion,andtheKnockapparition,statuesbleeding。Oldfellowasleepnearthatconfessionbox。Hencethosesnores。Blindfaith。SafeinthearmsofKingdomcome。
Lullsallpain。Wakethistimenextyear。
Hesawtheprieststowthecommunioncupaway,wellin,andkneelaninstantbeforeit,showingalargegreybootsolefromunderthelaceaffairhehadon。Supposehelostthepinofhis。Hewouldn’tknowwhattodoto。Baldspotbehind。LettersonhisbackI。N。R。I。?No:I。H。S。MollytoldmeonetimeIaskedher。Ihavesinned:orno:Ihavesuffered,itis。Andtheotherone?Ironnailsranin。
MeetoneSundayaftertherosary。Donotdenymyrequest。Turnupwithaveilandblackbag。Duskandthelightbehindher。Shemightbeherewitharibbonroundherneckanddotheotherthingallthesameonthesly。Theircharacter。Thatfellowthatturnedqueen’sevidenceontheinvinciblesheusedtoreceivethe,Careywashisname,thecommunioneverymorning。
Thisverychurch。PeterCarey。No,PeterClaverIamthinkingof。DenisCarey。Andjustimaginethat。Wifeandsixchildrenathome。Andplottingthatmurderallthetime。Thosecrawthumpers,nowthat’sagoodnameforthem,there’salwayssomethingshiftylookingaboutthem。They’renotstraightmenofbusinesseither。Onoshe’snothere:theflower:no,no。BythewaydidItearupthatenvelope?Yes:underthebridge。
Thepriestwasrinsingoutthechalice:thenhetossedoffthedregssmartly。Wine。MakesitmorearistocraticthanforexampleifhedrankwhattheyareusedtoGuinness’sporterorsometemperancebeverageWheatley’sDublinhopbittersorCantrellandCochrane’sgingeralearomatic。Doesn’tgivethemanyofit:shewwine:onlytheother。Coldcomfort。Piousfraudbutquiteright:otherwisethey’dhaveoneoldbooserworsethananothercomingalong,cadgingforadrink。Queerthewholeatmosphereofthe。Quiteright。Perfectlyrightthatis。
MrBloomlookedbacktowardsthechoir。Notgoingtobeanymusic。Pity。
WhohastheorganhereIwonder?OldGlynnheknewhowtomakethatinstrumenttalk,thevibrato:fiftypoundsayeartheysayhehadinGardinerstreet。Mollywasinfinevoicethatday,theStabatMaterofRossini。
FatherBernardVaughan’ssermonfirst。ChristorPilate?Christ,butdon’tkeepusallnightoverit。Musictheywanted。Footdrillstopped。Couldhearapindrop。Itoldhertopitchhervoiceagainstthatcorner。Icouldfeelthethrillintheair,thefull,thepeoplelookingup:
Quisesthomo!
Someofthatoldsacredmusicissplendid。Mercadante:sevenlastwords。
Mozart’stwelfthmass:theGloriainthat。Thoseoldpopeswerekeenonmusic,onartandstatuesandpicturesofallkinds。Palestrinaforexampletoo。Theyhadagayoldtimewhileitlasted。Healthytoochanting,regularhours,thenbrewliqueurs。Benedictine。GreenChartreuse。Still,havingeunuchsintheirchoirthatwascomingitabitthick。Whatkindofvoiceisit?Mustbecurioustohearaftertheirownstrongbasses。
Connoisseurs。Supposetheywouldn’tfeelanythingafter。Kindofaplacid。
Noworry。Fallintofleshdon’tthey?Gluttons,tall,longlegs。Whoknows?
Eunuch。Onewayoutofit。
Hesawthepriestbenddownandkissthealtarandthenfaceaboutandblessallthepeople。Allcrossedthemselvesandstoodup。MrBloomglancedabouthimandthenstoodup,lookingovertherisenhats。Standupatthegospelofcourse。Thenallsettleddownontheirkneesagainandhesatbackquietlyinhisbench。Thepriestcamedownfromthealtar,holdingthethingoutfromhim,andheandthemassboyansweredeachotherinLatin。
Thenthepriestkneltdownandbegantoreadoffacard:
OGod,ourrefugeandourstrength。
MrBloomputhisfaceforwardtocatchthewords。English。Throwthemthebone。Irememberslightly。Howlongsinceyourlastmass?Gloriaandimmaculatevirgin。Josephherspouse。PeterandPaul。Moreinterestingifyouunderstoodwhatitwasallabout。Wonderfulorganisationcertainly,goeslikeclockwork。Confession。Everyonewantsto。ThenIwilltellyouall。Penance。Punishme,please。GreatweaponIntheirhands。Morethandoctororsolicitor。Womandyingto。AndIschschschschschsch。Anddidyouchachachachacha?Andwhydidyou?Lookdownatherringtofindanexcuse。Whisperinggallerywallshaveears。Husbandlearntohissurprise。
God’slittlejoke。Thenoutshecomes。Repentanceskindeep。Lovelyshame。
Prayatanaltar。HailMaryandHolyMary。Flowers,incense,candlesmelting。
Hideherblushes。Salvationarmyblatantimitation。Reformedprostitutewilladdressthemeeting。HowIfoundtheLord。SquareheadedchapsthosemustbeinRome:theyworkthewholeshow。Anddon’ttheyrakeinthemoneytoo?Bequestsalso:totheP。P。forthetimebeinginhisabsolutediscretion。
Massesforthereposeofmysoultobesaidpubliclywithopendoors。Monasteriesandconvents。ThepriestintheFermanaghwillcaseinthewitnessbox。