\"Yes,butIdon’tbelieveit。\"
\"Doyouthinkitpossible?\"
\"Ihavebeenworkingforthelastthirtyyearstoconvincemyselfofitsimpossibility;Ihavenotyetdoneso,butIamsurethatnoonewhodoesnotbelieveinthepossibilityofthegreatworkcanbeagoodchemist。\"
WhenIlefthimhebeggedmetowriteandtellhimwhatIthoughtofthegreatVoltaire,andin,thiswayourFrenchcorrespondencebegan。
Ipossesstwenty—twolettersfromthisjustlycelebratedman;andthelastwordwrittensixmonthsbefore,histoo,earlydeath。ThelongerIlivethemoreinterestItakeinmypapers。Theyarethetreasurewhichattachesmetolifeandmakesdeathmorehatefulstill。
IhadbeenreadingatBerneRousseau’s\"Heloise,\"andIaskedM。
Haller’sopinionofit。Hetoldmethathehadoncereadpartofittoobligeafriend,andfromthisparthecouldjudgeofthewhole。
\"Itistheworstofallromances,becauseitisthemosteloquentlyexpressed。YouwillseethecountryofVaud,butdon’texpecttoseetheoriginalsofthebrilliantportraitswhichJeanJacquespainted。
Heseemstohavethoughtthatlyingwasallowableinaromance,buthehasabusedtheprivilege。Petrarch,wasalearnedman,andtoldnoliesinspeakingofhisloveforLaura,whomhelovedaseverymanlovesthewomanwithwhomheistaken;andifLaurahadnotcontentedherillustriouslover,hewouldnothavecelebratedher。\"
ThusHallerspoketomeofPetrarch,mentioningRousseauwithaversion。Hedislikedhisveryeloquence,ashesaiditowedallitsmeritstoantithesisandparadox。Hallerwasalearnedmanofthefirstclass,buthisknowledgewasnotemployedforthepurposeofostentation,norinprivatelife,norwhenhewasinthecompanyofpeoplewhodidnotcareforscience。Nooneknewbetterthanhehowtoaccommodatehimselftohiscompanyhewasfriendlywitheveryone,andnevergaveoffence。Butwhatwerehisqualifications?Itwouldbemucheasiertosaywhathehadnotthanwhathehad。Hehadnopride,self—sufficiency,nortoneofsuperiority——infact,noneofthosedefectswhichareoftenthereproachofthelearnedandthewitty。
Hewasamanofausterevirtue,buthetookcaretohidetheausterityunderaveilofarealanduniversalkindness。Undoubtedlyhethoughtlittleoftheignorant,whotalkabouteverythingrightorwrong,insteadofremainingsilent,andhaveatbottomonlycontemptforthelearned;butheonlyshewedhiscontemptbysayingnothing。
Heknewthatadespisedignoramusbecomesanenemy,andHallerwishedtobeloved。Heneitherboastedofnorconcealedhisknowledge,butletitrunlikealimpidstreamflowingthroughthemeadows。Hetalkedwell,butneverabsorbedtheconversation。Heneverspokeofhisworks;whensomeonementionedthemhewouldturntheconversationassoonasheconvenientlycould。Hewassorrytobeobligedtocontradictanyonewhoconversedwithhim。
WhenIreachedLausanneIfoundmyselfenabledtoretainmyincognitoforadayatanyrate。Inaturallygavethefirstplacetomyaffections。Iwentstraighttomysweetheartwithoutneedingtoaskmyway,sowellhadsheindicatedthestreetsthroughwhichIhadtopass。Ifoundherwithhermother,butIwasnotalittleastonishedtoseeLebeltherealso。However,mysurprisemusthavepassedunnoticed,formyhousekeeper,risingfromherseatwithacryofjoy,threwherarmsaboutmyneck,andafterhavingkissedmeaffectionatelypresentedmetoherworthymother,whowelcomedmeinthefriendliestmanner。IaskedLebelaftertheambassador,andhowlonghehadbeenatLausanne。
Hereplied,withapoliteandrespectfulair,thathismasterwasquitewell,andthathehadcometoLausanneonbusiness,andhadonlybeenthereafewhours;andthat,wishingtopayhisregardstoMadameDubois’smother,hehadbeenpleasantlysurprisedtoseethedaughterthereaswell。
\"Youknow,\"headded,\"whatmyintentionsare。Ihavetogobackto—
morrow,andwhenyouhavemadeupyourminds,writetomeandIwillcomeandtakehertoSoleure,whereIwillmarryher。\"
Hecouldnothavespokenmoreplainlyorhonourably。IsaidthatI
wouldneveropposethewillofmysweetheart,andmyDubois,interruptingme,saidinherturnthatshewouldneverleavemeuntilIsentheraway。
Lebelfoundtheserepliestoovague,andtoldmewithnoblefreedomthatwemustgivehimadefinitereply,sinceinsuchcasesuncertaintyspoilsall。AtthatmomentIfeltasifIcouldneveragreetohiswishes,andItoldhimthatintendaysIwouldlethimknowofourresolution,whateveritwas。Atthathewassatisfied,andleftus。
Afterhisdeparturemysweetheart’smother,whosegoodsensestoodherinsteadofwit,talkedtousinamannerthatansweredourinclinations,for,amorousaswewere,wecouldnotbeartheideaofparting。Iagreedthatmyhousekeepershouldwaitupformetillmidnight,andthatwecouldtalkoverourreplywithourheadsonthepillow。
MyDuboishadaseparateroomwithagoodbedandexcellentfurniture。Shegavemeaverygoodsupper,andwespentadeliciousnight。Inthemorningwefeltmoreinlovethanever,andwerenotatalldisposedtocomplywithLebel’swishes。Nevertheless,wehadaseriousconversation。
Thereaderwillrememberthatmymistresshadpromisedtopardonmyinfidelities,providedthatIconfessedthem。Ihadnonetoconfess,butinthecourseofconversationItoldheraboutRaton。
\"Weoughttothinkourselvesveryfortunate,\"saidshe,\"forifithadnotbeenforchance,weshouldhavebeeninafinestatenow。\"
\"Yes,andIshouldbeindespair。\"
\"Idon’tdoubtit,andyouwouldbeallthemorewretchedasIshouldnevercomplaintoyou。\"
\"Ionlyseeonewayofprovidingagainstsuchamisfortune。WhenI
havebeenunfaithfultoyouIwillpunishmyselfbydeprivingmyselfofthepleasureofgivingyouproofsofmyaffectiontillIamcertainthatIcandosowithoutdanger。\"
\"Ah!youwouldpunishmeforyourfaults,wouldyou?IfyoulovemeasIloveyou,believemeyouwouldfindabetterremedythanthat。\"
\"Whatisthat?\"
\"Youwouldneverbeunfaithfultome。\"
\"Youareright。IamsorryIwasnotthefirsttothinkofthisplan,whichIpromisetofollowforthefuture。\"
\"Don’tmakeanypromises,\"saidshe,withasigh,\"itmightprovetoodifficulttokeepthem。\"
Itisonlylovewhichcaninspiresuchconversations,butunfortunatelyitgainsnothingbythem。
Nextmorning,justasIwasgoingouttotakemyletters,theBarondeBercei,uncleofmyfriendBavois,entered。
\"Iknow,\"saidhe,\"thatmynephewoweshisfortunetoyou;heisjustgoingtobemadegeneral,andIandallthefamilywillbeenchantedtomakeyouracquaintance。Ihavecometooffermyservices,andtobegthatyouwilldinewithmeto—day,andonanyotherdayyoupleasewhenyouhavenothingbettertodo,andIhopeyouwillalwaysconsideryourselfofthefamily。
\"AtthesametimeIbegofyounottotellanybodythatmynephewhasbecomeaCatholic,asaccordingtotheprejudicesofthecountryitwouldbeadishonourwhichwouldreflectonthewholefamily。\"
Iacceptedhisinvitation,andpromisedtosaynothingaboutthecircumstancehehadmentioned。
Ileftmylettersofintroduction,andIreceivedeverywhereawelcomeofthemostdistinguishedkind。MadamedeGentil—LangalerieappearedthemostamiableofalltheladiesIcalledon,butIhadnottimetopaymycourttoonemorethananother。Everydaypolitenesscalledmetosomedinner,supper,ball,orassembly。I
wasboredbeyondmeasure,andIfeltinclinedtosayhowtroublesomeitistohavesuchawelcome。Ispentafortnightinthelittletown,whereeveryoneprideshimselfonhisliberty,andinallmylifeIhaveneverexperiencedsuchaslavery,forIhadnotamomenttomyself。Iwasonlyabletopassonenightwithmysweetheart,andIlongedtosetoffwithherforGeneva。EverybodywouldgivemelettersofintroductionforM。deVoltaire,andbytheireagernessonewouldhavethoughtthegreatmanbeloved,whereasalldetestedhimonaccountofhissarcastichumour。
\"What,ladies!\"saidI,\"isnotM。deVoltairegood—natured,polite,andaffabletoyouwhohavebeenkindenoughtoactinhisplayswithhim?\"
\"Notintheleast。Whenhehearsusrehearsehegrumblesallthetime。Weneversayathingtopleasehim:hereitisabadpronunciation,thereatonenotsufficientlypassionate,sometimesonespeakstoosoftly,sometimestooloudly;andit’sworsewhenweareacting。Whatahubbubthereisifoneaddasyllable,orifsomecarelessnessspoiloneofhisverses。Hefrightensus。Soandsolaughedbadly;soandsoinAlzirehadonlypretendedtoweep。\"
\"Doeshewantyoutoweepreally?\"
\"Certainly。Hewillhaverealtears。Hesaysthatifanactorwantstodrawtearshemustshedthemhimself。\"
\"Ithinkheisrightthere;butheshouldnotbesoseverewithamateurs,aboveallwithcharmingactresseslikeyou。Suchperfectionisonlytobelookedforfromprofessionals,butallauthorsarethesame。Theyneverthinkthattheactorhaspronouncedthewordswiththeforcewhichthesense,astheyseeit,requires。\"
\"Itoldhim,oneday,thatitwasnotmyfaultifhislineshadnottheproperforce。\"
\"Iamsurehelaughed。\"
\"Laughed?No,sneered,forheisarudeandimpertinentman。\"
\"ButIsupposeyouoverlookallthesefailings?\"
\"Notatall;wehavesenthimabouthisbusiness。\"
\"Senthimabouthisbusiness?\"
\"Yes。Heleftthehousehehadrentedhere,atshortnotice,andretiredtowhereyouwillfindhimnow。Henevercomestoseeusnow,evenifweaskhim。\"
\"Oh,youdoaskhim,thoughyousenthimabouthisbusiness?\"
\"Wecannotdepriveourselvesofthepleasureofadmiringhistalents,andifwehaveteasedhim,thatwasonlyfromrevenge,andtoteachhimsomethingofthemannersofgoodsociety。\"
\"Youhavegivenalessontoagreatmaster。\"
\"Yes;butwhenyouseehimmentionLausanne,andseewhathewillsayofus。Buthewillsayitlaughingly,that’shisway。\"
DuringmystayIoftensawLordRosebury,whohadvainlycourtedmycharmingDubois。Ihaveneverknownayoungmanmoredisposedtosilence。Ihavebeentoldthathehadwit,thathewaswelleducated,andeveninhighspiritsattimes,buthecouldnotgetoverhisshyness,whichgavehimanalmostindefinableairofstupidity。Atballs,assemblies——infact,everywhere,hismannersconsistedofinnumerablebows。Whenonespoketohim,herepliedingoodFrenchbutwiththefewestpossiblewords,andhisshymannershewedthateveryquestionwasatroubletohim。OnedaywhenIwasdiningwithhim,Iaskedhimsomequestionabouthiscountry,whichrequiredfiveorsixsmallphrasesbywayofanswer。Hegavemeanexcellentreply,butblushedallthetimelikeayounggirlwhenshecomesout。ThecelebratedFoxwhowasthentwenty,andwasatthesamedinner,succeededinmakinghimlaugh,butitwasbysayingsomethinginEnglish,whichIdidnotunderstandintheleast。EightmonthsafterIsawhimagainatTurin,hewasthenamorousofabanker’swife,whowasabletountiehistongue。
AtLausanneIsawayounggirlofelevenortwelvebywhosebeautyI
wasexceedinglystruck。ShewasthedaughterofMadamedeSaconai,whomIhadknownatBerne。Idonotknowherafterhistory,buttheimpressionshemadeonmehasneverbeeneffaced。Nothinginnaturehaseverexercisedsuchapowerfulinfluenceovermeasaprettyface,evenifitbeachild’s。
TheBeautiful,asIhavebeentold,isendowedwiththispowerofattraction;andIwouldfainbelieveit,sincethatwhichattractsmeisnecessarilybeautifulinmyeyes,butisitsoinreality?I
doubtit,asthatwhichhasinfluencedmehasnotinfluencedothers。
Theuniversalorperfectbeautydoesnotexist,oritdoesnotpossessthispower。Allwhohavediscussedthesubjecthavehesitatedtopronounceuponit,whichtheywouldnothavedoneiftheyhadkepttotheideaofform。Accordingtomyideas,beautyisonlyform,forthatwhichisnotbeautifulisthatwhichhasnoform,andthedeformedistheoppositeofthe’pulchrum’and’formosum’。
Wearerighttoseekforthedefinitionsofthings,butwhenwehavethemtohandinthewords;whyshouldwegofarther?Iftheword’forma’isLatin,weshouldseekfortheLatinmeaningandnottheFrench,which,however,oftenuses’deforme’or’difforme’insteadof’laid’,ugly,withoutpeople’snoticingthatitsoppositeshouldbeawordwhichimpliestheexistenceofform;andthiscanonlybebeauty。Weshouldnotethat’informe’inFrenchaswellasinLatinmeansshapeless,abodywithoutanydefiniteappearance。
Wewillconclude,then,thatitisthebeautyofwomanwhichhasalwaysexercisedanirresistibleswayoverme,andmoreespeciallythatbeautywhichresidesintheface。Itistherethepowerlies,andsotrueisthat,thatthesphinxesofRomeandVersaillesalmostmakemefallinlovewiththem。though,thefaceexcepted,theyaredeformedineverysenseoftheword。Inlookingatthefineproportionsoftheirfacesoneforgetstheirdeformedbodies。What,then,isbeauty?Weknownot;andwhenweattempttodefineitortoenumerateitsqualitieswebecomelikeSocrates,wehesitate。Theonlythingthatourmindscanseizeistheeffectproducedbyit,andthatwhichcharms,ravishes,andmakesmeinlove,Icallbeauty。Itissomethingthatcanbeseenwiththeeyes,andformyeyesIspeak。
IftheyhadavoicetheywouldspeakbetterthanI,butprobablyinthesamesense。
NopainterhassurpassedRaphaelinthebeautyofthefigureswhichhisdivinepencilproduced;butifthisgreatpainterhadbeenaskedwhatbeautywas,hewouldprobablyhaverepliedthathecouldnotsay,thatheknewitbyheart,andthathethoughthehadreproduceditwheneverhehadseenit,butthathedidnotknowinwhatitconsisted。
\"Thatfacepleasesme,\"hewouldsay,\"itisthereforebeautiful!\"
HeoughttohavethankedGodforhavinggivenhimsuchanexquisiteeyeforthebeautiful;but’omnepulchrumdifficile’。
Thepaintersofhighrenown,allthosewhoseworksproclaimgenius,haveexcelledinthedelineationofthebeautiful;buthowsmallistheirnumbercomparedtothevastcravedwhohavestrainedeverynervetodepictbeautyandhaveonlyleftusmediocrity!
Ifapaintercouldbedispensedfrommakinghisworksbeautiful,everymanmightbeanartist;fornothingiseasierthantofashionugliness,andbrushandcanvaswouldbeaseasytohandleasmortarandtrowel。
Althoughportrait—paintingisthemostimportantbranchoftheart,itistobenotedthatthosewhohavesucceededinthislineareveryfew。Therearethreekindsofportraits:uglylikenesses,perfectlikenesses,andthosewhichtoaperfectlikenessaddanalmostimperceptiblecharacterofbeauty。Thefirstclassisworthyonlyofcontemptandtheirauthorsofstoning,fortowantoftasteandtalenttheyaddimpertinence,andyetneverseemtoseetheirfailings。Thesecondclasscannotbedeniedtopossessrealmerit;
butthepalmbelongstothethird,which,unfortunately,areseldomfound,andwhoseauthorsdeservethelargefortunestheyamass。SuchwasthefamousNotier,whomIknewinParisintheyear1750。Thisgreatartistwastheneighty,andinspiteofhisgreatagehistalentsseemedinalltheirfreshness。Hepaintedaplainwoman;itwasaspeakinglikeness,andinspiteofthatthosewhoonlysawtheportraitpronouncedhertobeahandsomewoman。Nevertheless,themostminuteexaminationwouldnothaverevealedanyfaithlessnesstotheoriginal,butsomeimperceptibletouchesgavearealbutindefiniteairofbeautytothewhole。Whencedoesthatmagicarttakeitssource?Oneday,whenhehadbeenpaintingtheplain—
looking\"MesdamesdeFrance,\"whoonthecanvaslookedliketwoAspasias,Iaskedhimtheabovequestion。Heanswered:——
\"Itisamagicwhichthegodoftastedistilsfrommybrainsthroughmybrushes。ItisthedivinityofBeautywhomalltheworldadores,andwhichnoonecandefine,sincenooneknowsofwhatitconsists。
Thatcanvasshewsyouwhatadelicateshadethereisbetweenbeautyandugliness;andneverthelessthisshadeseemsanenormousdifferencetothoseunacquaintedwithart。\"
TheGreekpaintersmadeVenus,thegoddessofbeauty,squint—eyed,andthisoddideahasbeenpraisedbysome;butthesepainterswerecertainlyinthewrong。
Twosquintingeyesmightbebeautiful,butcertainlynotsobeautifulasiftheydidnotsquint,forwhateverbeautytheyhadcouldnotproceedfromtheirdeformity。
Afterthislongdigression,withwhichthereadermaynotbeverywellpleased,itistimeformetoreturntomysweetheart。ThetenthdayofmyvisittoLausanne,Iwenttosupandsleepwithmymistress,andthatnightwasthehappiestIremember。Inthemorning,whileweweretakingcoffeewithhermother,Iobservedthatweseemedinnohurrytopart。Atthis,themother,awomanoffewwords,tookupthediscourseinapoliteanddignifiedmanner,andtoldmeitwasmydutytoundeceiveLebelbeforeIleft;andatthesametimeshegavemealettershehadhadfromhimtheeveningbefore。TheworthymanbeggedhertoremindmethatifIcouldnotmakeupmymindtoseparatefromherdaughterbeforeIleftLausanne,itwouldbemuchmoredifficultformetodosowhenIwasfartheroff;aboveall,if,aswouldprobablybethecase,shegavemealivingpledgeofherlove。Hesaidthathehadnothoughtsofdrawingbackfromhisword,butheshouldwishtobeabletosaythathehadtakenhiswifefromhermother’shands。
WhenIhadreadtheletteraloud,theworthymotherwept,andleftusalone。Amoment’ssilenceensued,andwithasighthatshewedwhatitcosther,mydearDuboishadthecouragetotellmethatImustinstantlywritetoLebeltogiveupallpretensionstoher,ortocomeandtakeheratonce。
\"IfIwriteandtellhimtothinknomoreofyou,Imustmarryyoumyself。\"
\"No。\"
Withthisnoshearoseandleftme。Ithoughtitoverforaquarterofanhour,Iweighedtheprosandconsandstillmyloveshrankfromthesacrifice。Atlast,onconsiderationthatmyhousekeeperwouldneverhavesuchachanceagain,thatIwasnotsurethatIcouldalwaysmakeherhappy,Iresolvedtobegenerous,anddeterminedtowritetoLebelthatMadameDuboishaddecidedofherownfreewilltobecomehiswife,thatIhadnorighttoopposeherresolution,andthatIwouldgosofarastocongratulatehimonahappinessIenviedhim。IbeggedhimtoleaveSoleureatonceandcomeandreceiveherinmypresencefromthehandsofherworthymother。
Isignedtheletterandtookittomyhousekeeper,whowasinhermother’sroom。\"Takethisletter,dearest,andreadit,andifyouapproveitscontentsputyoursignaturebesidemine。\"Shereaditseveraltimes,whilehergoodmotherwept,andthen,withanaffectionateandsorrowfulair,shetookthepenandsigned。I
beggedhermothertofindsomebodytotakethelettertoSoleureimmediately,beforemyresolutionwasweakenedbyrepentance。
Themessengercame,andassoonashehadgone,\"Farewell,\"saidI,embracingher,withmyeyeswetwithtears,\"farewell,weshallseeeachotheragainassoonasLebelcomes。\"
Iwenttomyinn,apreytothedeepestgrief。Thissacrificehadgivenanewimpetustomyloveforthischarmingwoman,andIfeltasortofspasm,whichmademeafraidIshouldgetill。Ishutmyselfupinmyroom,andIorderedtheservantstosayIwasunwellandcouldseenoone。
Intheeveningofthefourthdayafter,Lebe1wasannounced。Heembracedme,sayinghishappinesswouldbeduetome。Hethenleftme,tellingmehewouldexpectmeatthehouseofhisfuturebride。
\"Excusemeto—day,mydearfellow,\"saidI,\"butIwilldinewithyouthereto—morrow。\"
Whenhehadleftme,ItoldLeDuctomakeallpreparationsforourleavingthenextdayafterdinner。
Iwentoutearlyonthefollowingdaytotakeleaveofeverybody,andatnoonLebelcametotakemetothatsadrepast,atwhich,however,IwasnotsosadasIhadfeared。
AsIwasleavingIbeggedthefutureMadameLebeltoreturnmetheringIhadgivenher,andaswehadagreed,IpresentedherwitharollofahundredLouis,whichshetookwithamelancholyair。
\"Ishouldneverhavesoldit,\"shesaid,\"forIhavenoneedofmoney。\"
\"InthatcaseIwillgiveitbacktoyou,butpromisemenevertopartwithit,andkeepthehundredLouisassomesmallrewardoftheservicesyouhaverenderedme。\"
Sheshookmyhandaffectionately,putonmyfingerherweddingring,andleftmetohidehergrief。Iwipedmytearsaway,andsaidtoLebel,\"YouareabouttopossessyourselfofatreasurewhichIcannotcommendtoohighly。Youareamanofhonour;youwillappreciateherexcellentqualities,andyouwillknowhowtomakeherhappy。Shewillloveyouonly,takecareofyourhousehold,andkeepnosecretsfromyou。Sheisfullofwitandspirits,andwilleasilydispersetheslightestshadowofillhumourwhichmayfallonyou。\"
Iwentinwithhimtothemother’sroomtotakeleaveofher,andMadameDuboisbeggedmetodelaymydepartureandsuponcemorewithher。Itoldherthatmyhorseswereputinandthecarriagewaitingatmydoor,andthatsuchadelaywouldsettonguestalking;butthatifsheliked,she,herfuturehusbandandhermother,couldcomeandseemeataninntwoleaguesoffontheGenevaroad,wherewecouldstayaslongasweliked。Lebelapprovedoftheplan,andmypropositionwasaccepted。
WhenIgotbacktomyinnIfoundmycarriageready,andIgotinanddrovetothemeeting—place,andorderedagoodsupperforfour,andanhourlatermyguestsarrived。
Thegayandevenhappyairofthenewlybetrothedsurprisedme,butwhatastonishedmemorewastheeasywaywithwhichshethrewherselfintomyarmsassoonasshesawme。Itputmequiteoutofcountenance,butshehadmorewitthanI。However,Imusteredupsufficientstrengthtofollowhercue,butIcouldnothelpthinkingthatifshehadreallylovedmeshewouldnothavefounditpossibletopassthusfromlovetomerefriendship。However,Iimitatedher,andmadenoobjectionstothosemarksofaffectionallowedtofriendship,whicharesupposedtohavenotinctureofloveinthem。
AtsupperIthoughtIsawthatLebelwasmoredelightedathavingsuchawifethanattheprospectofenjoyingherandsatisfyingastrongpassion。Thatcalmedme;Icouldnotbejealousofamanlikethat。Iperceived,too,thatmysweetheart’shighspiritsweremorefeignedthanreal;shewishedtomakemesharethemsoastorenderourseparationlessbitter,andtotranquilliseherfuturehusbandastothenatureofourfeelingsforoneanother。Andwhenreasonandtimehadquietedthetempestinmyheart,Icouldnothelpthinkingitverynaturalthatsheshouldbepleasedattheprospectofbeingindependent,andofenjoyingafortune。
Wemadeanexcellentsupper,whichwewasheddownsowellthatatlastthegaietywhichhadbeensimulatedendedbybeingreal。I
lookedatthecharmingDuboiswithpleasure;Iregardedherasatreasurewhichhadbelongedtome,andwhichaftermakingmehappywaswithmyfullconsentabouttoensurethehappinessofanother。
ItseemedtomethatIhadbeenmagnanimousenoughtogivehertherewardshedeserved,likeagoodMussulmanwhogivesafavouriteslavehisfreedominreturnforhisfidelity。HersalliesmademelaughandrecalledthehappymomentsIhadpassedwithher,buttheideaofherhappinesspreventedmyregrettinghavingyieldedmyrightstoanother。
AsLebelwasobligedtoreturntoLausanneinordertogetbacktoSoleureintwodays,wehadtopart。Iembracedhimandaskedhimtocontinuehisfriendshiptowardsme,andhepromisedwithgreateffusiontobemyfriendtilldeath。Asweweregoingdownthestair,mycharmingfriendsaid,withgreatcandour,\"Iamnotreallygay,butIobligemyselftoappearso。Ishallnotbehappytillthescaronmyhearthashealed。Lebelcanonlyclaimmyesteem,butIshallbehisalonethoughmylovebeallforyou。
Whenweseeeachotheragain,asfromwhatyousayIhopeweshall,weshallbeabletomeetastruefriends,andperhapsweshallcongratulateeachotheronthewisepartwehavetaken。Asforyou,thoughIdonotthinkyouwillforgetme,Iamsurethatbeforelongsomemoreorlessworthyobjectwillreplacemeandbanishyoursorrow。Ihopeitwillbeso。Behappy。Imaybewithchild;andifitprovetobeso,youshallhavenocausetocomplainofmycareofyourchild,whichyoushalltakeawaywhenyouplease。Wemadeanagreementonthispointyesterday。Wearrangedthatthemarriageshouldnotbeconsummatedfortwomonths;thusweshallbecertainwhetherthechildbelongstoyouorno,andwewillletpeoplethinkthatitisthelegitimateoffspringofourmarriage。Lebelconceivedthisplanthathemighthavehismindatrestonthesupposedforceofblood,inwhichhedeclareshebelievesnomorethanIdo。Hehaspromisedtolovethechildasifhewereitsfather。Ifyouwritetome,Iwillkeepyouacquaintedwitheverything;andifIhavethehappinesstogiveyouachild,itwillbemuchdearertomethanyourring。\"
Wewept,andLebellaughedtoseeus。
Icouldonlyreplybypressinghertomybreast,andthenIgaveherovertoherfuturehusband,whotoldmeashegotintothecarriagethatourlongtalkhadpleasedhimverymuch。
Iwenttobedsadlyenough。NextmorningwhenIawoke,apastoroftheChurchofGenevacarnetoaskmetogivehimaplaceinmycarriage。Iagreed,andwasnotsorryIhaddoneso。
Thispriestwasaneloquentman,althoughatheologian,whoansweredthemostdifficultreligiousquestionsIcouldputtohim。Therewasnomysterywithhim,everythingwasreason。IhaveneverfoundamorecompliantChristianitythanthatofthisworthyman,whosemorals,asIheardafterwardsatGeneva,wereperfectlypure。ButI
foundoutthatthiskindofChristianitywasnotpeculiartohim,allhisfellow—Calviniststhoughtinthesameway。
WishingtoconvincehimthathewasaCalvinistinnameonly,sincehedidnotbelievethatJesusChristwasofthesamesubstanceastheFather,herepliedthatCalvinwasonlyinfalliblewherehespoke’excathedra’,butIstruckhimdumbbyquotingthewordsoftheGospel。
HeblushedwhenIreproachedhimwithCalvin’sbeliefthatthePopewastheAntichristoftheApocalypse。
\"ItwillbeimpossibletodestroythisprejudiceatGeneva,\"saidhe,\"tilltheGovernmentorderstheeffacementofaninscriptiononthechurchdoorwhicheverybodyreads,andwhichspeaksoftheheadoftheRomanChurchinthismanner。\"
\"Thepeople,\"headded,\"arewhollyignorant;butIhaveanieceoftwenty,whodoesnotbelongtothepeopleinthisway。Ishallhavethehonourofmakingyouknowntoher;sheisatheologian,andprettyaswell。\"
\"Ishallbedelightedtoseeher,butGodpreservemefromarguingwithher!\"
\"Shewillmakeyouargue,andIcanassureyouthatitwillbeapleasureforyou!\"
\"Weshallsee;butwillyougivemeyouraddress?\"
\"Nosir,butIshallhavethehonourofconductingyoutoyourinnandactingasyourguide。\"
IgotdownatBalances,andwaswelllodged。Itwasthe20thofAugust,1760。OngoingtothewindowInoticedapaneofglassonwhichIreadthesewords,writtenwiththepointofadiamond:\"YouwillforgetHenriette。\"InamomentmythoughtsflewbacktothetimeinwhichHenriettehadwrittenthesewords,thirteenyearsago,andmyhairstoodonend。WehadbeenlodgedinthisroomwhensheseparatedfrommetoreturntoFrance。Iwasoverwhelmed,andfellonachairwhereIabandonedmyselftodeepthought。NobleHenriette,dearHenriette,whomIhadlovedsowell;wherewasshenow?Ihadneverheardofher;Ihadneveraskedanyoneabouther。
Comparingmypresentandpastestates,IwasobligedtoconfessthatIwaslessworthyofpossessinghernowthanthen。Icouldstilllove,butIwasnolongersodelicateinmythoughts;Ihadnotthosefeelingswhichjustifythefaultscommittedbythesenses,northatprobitywhichservesasacontrasttothefolliesandfrailtiesofman;but,whatwasworstofall,Iwasnotsostrong。Nevertheless,itseemedthattheremembranceofHenrietterestoredmetomypristinevigour。Ihadnolongermyhousekeeper;Iexperiencedagreatvoid;andIfeltsoenthusiasticthatifIhadknownwhereHenriettewasIshouldhavegonetoseekherout,despiteherprohibition。
Nextday,atanearlyhour,IwenttothebankerTronchin,whohadallmymoney。Afterseeingmyaccount,hegavemealetterofcreditonMarseilles,Genoa,FlorenceandRome,andIonlytooktwelvethousandfrancsincash。Ihadonlyfiftythousandcrowns,threehundredfrancs,butthatwouldtakemeagoodway。AssoonasIhaddeliveredmyletters,IreturnedtoBalances,impatienttoseeM。deVoltaire。
Ifoundmyfellow—travellerinmyroom。Heaskedmetodinner,tellingmethatIshouldhaveM。Vilars—Chandieu,whowouldtakemeafterdinnertoM。deVoltaire,whohadbeenexpectingmeforseveraldays。Ifollowedtheworthyman,andfoundathishouseexcellentcompany,andtheyoungtheologianwhomtheuncledidnotaddresstilldessert。
Iwillendeavourtoreportasfaithfullyaspossibletheyoungwoman’sconversation。
\"Whathaveyoubeendoingthismorning,mydearniece?\"
\"IhavebeenreadingSt。Augustine,whomIthoughtabsurd,andI
thinkIcanrefutehimveryshortly。\"
\"Onwhatpoint?\"
\"ConcerningthemotheroftheSaviour。\"
\"WhatdoesSt。Augustinesay?\"
\"Youhavenodoubtremarkedthepassage,uncle。HesaysthattheVirginMaryconceivedJesusChristthroughtheears。\"
\"Youdonotbelievethat?\"
\"Certainlynot,andforthreegoodreasons。InthefirstplacebecauseGod,beingimmaterial,hadnoneedofaholetogoinorcomeoutby;inthesecondplace,becausetheearhasnoconnectionwiththewomb;andinthethirdplace,becauseMary,ifshehadconceivedbytheear,wouldhavegivenbirthbythesamechannel。ThiswoulddowellenoughfortheCatholics,\"saidshe,givingmeaglance,\"asthentheywouldbereasonableincallingheravirginbeforeherconception,duringherpregnancy,andaftershehadgivenbirthtothechild。\"
Iwasextremelyastonished,andmyastonishmentwassharedbytheotherguests。Divinetheologyrisesaboveallfleshlyconsiderations,andafterwhatwehadheardwehadeithertoallowherthisprivilege,ortoconsidertheyoungtheologianasawomanwithoutshame。Thelearnedniecedidnotseemtocarewhatwethought,assheaskedformyopiniononthematter。
\"IfIwereatheologianandallowedmyselfanexactexaminationintothemiracles,itispossibleIshouldbeofyouropinion;butasthisisbynomeansthecase,ImustlimitmyselftocondemningSt。
AugustineforhavinganalysedthemysteryoftheAnnunciation。Imaysay,however,thatiftheVirginhadbeendeaf,St。Augustinewouldhavebeenguiltyofamanifestabsurdity,sincetheIncarnationwouldhavebeenanimpossibility,asinthatcasethenervesoftheearwouldhavehadnosortofcommunicationwiththewomb,andtheprocesswouldhavebeeninconceivable;buttheIncarnationisamiracle。\"
SherepliedwithgreatpolitenessthatIhadshownmyselfagreatertheologianthanshe,andherunclethankedmeforhavinggivenheralesson。Hemadeherdiscussvarioussubjects,butshedidnotshine。
HeronlysubjectwastheNewTestament。IshallhaveoccasiontospeakofthisyoungwomanwhenIgetbacktoGeneva。
AfterdinnerwewenttoseeVoltaire,whowasjustleavingthetableaswecamein。Hewasinthemiddleofacourtofgentlemenandladies,whichmademyintroductionasolemnone;butwiththisgreatmansolemnitycouldnotfailtobeinmyfavour。
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M。deVoltaire;MyDiscussionswithThatGreatMan——Ariosto——TheDucdeVillars——TheSyndicandtheThreeGirls——DisputewithVoltaire——
Aix—en—Savoie——TheMarquisDesarmoises\"M。deVoltaire,\"saidI,\"thisisthehappiestmomentofmylife。
Ihavebeenyourpupilfortwentyyears,andmyheartisfullofjoytoseemymaster。\"
\"Honourmewithyourattendanceonmycoursefortwentyyearsmore,andpromisemethatyouwillbringmemyfeesattheendofthattime。\"
\"Certainly,ifyoupromisetowaitforme。\"
ThisVoltaireansallymadeallpresentlaugh,aswastobeexpected,forthosewholaughkeeponepartyincountenanceattheother’sexpense,andthesidewhichhasthelaughterissuretowin;thisistheruleofgoodsociety。
Iwasnottakenbysurprise,andwaitedtohavemyrevenge。
JustthentwoEnglishmencameinandwerepresentedtohim。
\"ThesegentlemenareEnglish,\"saidVoltaire;\"IwishIwere。\"
Ithoughtthecomplimentfalseandoutofplace;forthegentlemenwereobligedtoreplyoutofpolitenessthattheywishedtheyhadbeenFrench,oriftheydidnotcaretotellalietheywouldbetooconfusedtotellthetruth。Ibelieveeverymanofhonourshouldputhisownnationfirst。
Amomentafter,VoltaireturnedtomeagainandsaidthatasIwasaVenetianImustknowCountAlgarotti。
\"Iknowhim,butnotbecauseIamaVenetian,asseven—eightsofmydearcountrymenarenotevenawareofhisexistence。\"
\"Ishouldhavesaid,asamanofletters。\"
\"IknowhimfromhavingspenttwomonthswithhimatPadua,sevenyearsago,andwhatparticularlyattractedmyattentionwastheadmirationheprofessedforM。deVoltaire。\"
\"Thatisflatteringforme,buthehasnoneedofadmiringanyone。\"
\"IfAlgarottihadnotbegunbyadmiringothers,hewouldneverhavemadeanameforhimself。AsanadmirerofNewtonheendeavouredtoteachtheladiestodiscussthetheoryoflight。\"
\"Hashesucceeded?\"
\"NotaswellasM。deFontenelleinhis\"PluralityofWorlds;\"
however,onemaysayhehassucceeded。\"
\"True。IfyouseehimatBologna,tellhimIamexpectingtohearfromhimaboutRussia。Hecanaddressmyletterstomybanker,Bianchi,atMilan,andtheywillbesentontome。\"
\"IwillnotfailtodosoifIseehim。\"
\"IhaveheardthattheItaliansdonotcareforhisstyle。\"
\"No;allthathewritesisfullofFrenchidioms。Hisstyleiswretched。\"
\"ButdonottheseFrenchturnsincreasethebeautyofyourlanguage?\"
\"Theymakeitinsufferable,asFrenchwouldbemixedwithItalianorGermaneventhoughitwerewrittenbyM。deVoltaire。\"
\"Youareright;everylanguageshouldpreserveitspurity。Livyhasbeencriticisedonthisaccount;hisLatinissaidtobetaintedwithpatavinity。\"
\"WhenIbegantolearnLatin,theAbbeLazzarinitoldmehepreferredLivytoSallust。\"
\"TheAbbeLazzarini,authorofthetragedy,’Ulisseilgiovine’?
Youmusthavebeenveryyoung;IwishIhadknownhim。ButIknewtheAbbeContiwell;thesamethatwasNewton’sfriend,andwhosefourtragediescontainthewholeofRomanhistory。\"
\"Ialsoknewandadmiredhim。Iwasyoung,butIcongratulatedmyselfonbeingadmittedintothesocietyofthesegreatmen。Itseemsasifitwereyesterday,thoughitismanyyearsago;andnowinyourpresencemyinferioritydoesnothumiliateme。Iwishtobetheyoungersonofallhumanity。\"
\"Bettersothantobethechiefandeldest。MayIaskyoutowhatbranchofliteratureyouhavedevotedyourself?\"
\"Tonone;butthat,perhaps,willcomeafterwards。InthemeantimeI
readasmuchasIcan,andtrytostudycharacteronmytravels。\"
\"Thatisthewaytobecomelearned,butthebookofhumanityistoovast。Readingahistoryistheeasierway。\"
\"Yes,ifhistorydidnotlie。Oneisnotsureofthetruthofthefacts。Itistiring,whilethestudyoftheworldisamusing。
Horace,whomIknowbyheart,ismyguide—book。\"
\"Algarotti,too,isveryfondofHorace。Ofcourseyouarefondofpoetry?\"
\"Itismypassion。\"
\"Haveyoumademanysonnets?\"
\"TenortwelveIlike,andtwoorthreethousandwhichinallprobabilityIhavenotreadtwice。\"
\"TheItaliansaremadaftersonnets。\"
\"Yes;ifonecancallitamadnesstodesiretoputthoughtintomeasuredharmony。Thesonnetisdifficultbecausethethoughthastobefittedexactlyintothefourteenlines。\"
\"ItisProcrustes’bed,andthat’sthereasonyouhavesofewgoodones。Asforus,wehavenotone;butthatisthefaultofourlanguage。\"
\"AndoftheFrenchgenius,whichconsidersthatathoughtwhenextendedlosesallitsforce。\"
\"Andyoudonotthinkso?\"
\"Pardonme,itdependsonthekindofthought。Awittysaying,forexample,willnotmakeasonnet;inFrenchorItalianitbelongstothedomainofepigram。\"
\"WhatItalianpoetdoyoulikebest?\"
\"Ariosto;butIcannotsayIlovehimbetterthantheothers,forheismyonlylove。\"
\"Youknowtheothers,though?\"
\"IthinkIhavereadthemall,butalltheirlightspalebeforeAriosto’s。FifteenyearsagoIreadallyouhavewrittenagainsthim,andIsaidthatyou,wouldretractwhenyouhadreadhisworks。\"
\"IamobligedtoyouforthinkingthatIhadnotreadthem。AsamatteroffactIhaddoneso,butIwasyoung。IknewItalianveryimperfectly,andbeingprejudicedbythelearnedItalianswhoadoreTassoIwasunfortunateenoughtopublishacriticismofAriostowhichIthoughtmyown,whileitwasonlytheechoofthosewhohadprejudicedme。IadoreyourAriosto!\"
\"Ah!M。deVoltaire,Ibreatheagain。Butbegoodenoughtohavetheworkinwhichyouturnedthisgreatmanintoridiculeexcommunicated。\"
\"Whatusewouldthatbe?Allmybooksareexcommunicated;butI
willgiveyouagoodproofofmyretractation。\"
Iwasastonished!Thegreatmanbegantorecitethetwofinepassagesfromthethirty—fourthandthirty—fifthcantos,inwhichthedivinepoetspeaksoftheconversationofAstolphowithSt。Johnandhediditwithoutmissingasinglelifeorcommittingtheslightestfaultagainstthelawsofprosody。Hethenpointedoutthebeautiesofthepassageswithhisnaturalinsightandwithagreatman’sgenius。IcouldnothavehadanythingbetterfromthelipsofthemostskilledcommentatorsinItaly。Ilistenedtohimwiththegreatestattention,hardlydaringtobreath,andwaitingforhimtomakeamistake,butIhadmytroublefornothing。IturnedtothecompanycryingthatIwasmorethanastonished,andthatallItalyshouldknowwhatIhadseen。\"AndI,sir,\"saidthegreatman,\"willletallEuropeknowoftheamendsIowetothegreatestgeniusourcontinenthasproduced。\"
Greedyofthepraisewhichhedeservedsowell,VoltairegavemethenextdayhistranslationwhichAriostobeginsthus:
\"Quindiavvienthetraprincipiasignori。\"
Attheendoftherecitationwhichgainedtheapplauseofallwhoheardit,althoughnotoneofthemknewItalian,MadameDenis,hisniece,askedmeifIthoughtthepassageherunclehadjustrecitedoneofthefinestthepoethadwritten。
\"Yes,butnotthefinest。\"
\"Itoughttobe;forwithoutitSignorLodovicowouldnothavegainedhisapotheosis。\"
\"Hehasbeencanonised,then?Iwasnotawareofthat。\"
Atthesewordsthelaugh,headedbyVoltaire,wentforMadameDenis。
Everybodylaughedexceptmyself,andIcontinuedtolookperfectlyserious。
Voltairewasvexedatnotseeingmelaughliketherest,andaskedmethereason。
\"Areyouthinking,\"saidhe,\"ofsomemorethanhumanpassage?\"
\"Yes,\"Ianswered。
\"Whatpassageisthat?\"
\"Thelastthirty—sixstanzasofthetwenty—thirdcanto,wherethepoetdescribesindetailhowRolandbecamemad。Sincetheworldhasexistednoonehasdiscoveredthespringsofmadness,unlessAriostohimself,whobecamemadinhisoldage。Thesestanzasareterrible,andIamsuretheymusthavemadeyoutremble。\"
\"Yes,Iremembertheyrenderlovedreadful。Ilongtoreadthemagain。\"
\"Perhapsthegentlemanwillbegoodenoughtorecitethem,\"saidMadameDenis,withaside—glanceatheruncle。
\"Willingly,\"saidI,\"ifyouwillhavethegoodnesstolistentome。\"
\"Youhavelearnthembyheart,then,haveyou?\"saidVoltaire。
\"Yes,itwasapleasureandnotrouble。SinceIwassixteen,IhavereadoverAriostotwoorthreetimeseveryyear;itismypassion,andthelinesnaturallybecomelinkedinmymemorywithoutmyhavinggivenmyselfanypainstolearnthem。Iknowitall,excepthislonggenealogiesandhishistoricaltirades,whichfatiguethemindanddonottouchtheheart。ItisonlyHoracethatIknowthroughout,inspiteoftheoftenprosaicstyleofhisepistles,whicharecertainlyfarfromequallingBoileau’s。\"
\"Boileauisoftentoolengthy;IadmireHorace,butasforAriosto,withhisfortylongcantos,thereistoomuchofhim。\"
\"Itisfifty—onecantos,M。deVoltaire。\"
Thegreatmanwassilent,butMadameDeniswasequaltotheoccasion。
\"Come,come,\"saidshe,\"letushearthethirty—sixstanzaswhichearnedtheauthorthetitleofdivine,andwhicharetomakeustremble。\"
Ithenbegan,inanassuredvoice,butnotinthatmonotonoustoneadoptedbytheItalians,withwhichtheFrenchsojustlyreproachus。
TheFrenchwouldbethebestrecitersiftheywerenotconstrainedbytherhyme,fortheysaywhattheyfeelbetterthananyotherpeople。
Theyhaveneitherthepassionatemonotonoustoneofmyfellow—
countrymen,northesentimentalityoftheGermans,northefatiguingmannerismsoftheEnglish;toeveryperiodtheygiveitsproperexpression,buttherecurrenceofthesamesoundspartlyspoilstheirrecitation。IrecitedthefineversesofAriosto,asifithadbeenrhythmicprose,animatingitbythesoundofmyvoiceandthemovementsofmyeyes,andbymodulatingmyintonationaccordingtothesentimentswithwhichIwishedtoinspiremyaudience。TheysawhowhardlyIcouldrestrainmytears,andeveryeyewaswet;butwhenIcametothestanza,\"Poicheallargareilfrenoaldolorpuote,Cherestasolosenzaaltruirispetto,GiudagliocchirigandoperlegoteSpargeunfiumedelacrimesulpetto,\"
mytearscourseddownmycheekstosuchanextentthateveryonebegantosob。M。deVoltaireandMadameDenisthrewtheirarmsroundmyneck,buttheirembracescouldnotstopme,forRoland,tobecomemad,hadtonoticethathewasinthesamebedinwhichAngelicahadlatelybeenfoundinthearmsofthetoofortunateMedor,andIhadtoreachthenextstanza。FormyvoiceofsorrowandwailingI
substitutedtheexpressionofthatterrorwhicharosenaturallyfromthecontemplationofhisfury,whichwasinitseffectslikeatempest,avolcano,oranearthquake。
WhenIhadfinishedIreceivedwithasadairthecongratulationsoftheaudience。Voltairecried,\"Ialwayssaidso;thesecretofdrawingtearsistoweepone’sself,buttheymustberealtears,andtoshedthemtheheartmustbestirredtoitsdepths。Iamobligedtoyou,sir,\"headded,embracingme,\"andIpromisetorecitethesamestanzasmyselfto—
morrow,andtoweeplikeyou。\"
Hekepthisword。
\"Itisastonishing,\"saidMadameDenis,\"thatintolerantRomeshouldnothavecondemnedthesongofRoland。\"
\"Farfromit,\"saidVoltaire,\"LeoX。excommunicatedwhoevershoulddaretocondemnit。ThetwogreatfamiliesofEsteandMediciinterestedthemselvesinthepoet’sfavour。WithoutthatprotectionitisprobablethattheonelineonthedonationofRomebyConstantinetoSilvester,wherethepoetspeaks’puzzaforte’wouldhavesufficedtoputthewholepoemunderaninterdict。\"
\"Ibelieve,\"saidI,\"thatthelinewhichhasexcitedthemosttalkisthatinwhichAriostothrowsdoubtonthegeneralresurrection。
Ariosto,\"Iadded,\"inspeakingofthehermitwhowouldhavehinderedRhodomontefromgettingpossessionofIsabella,widowofZerbin,paintstheAfrican,whoweariedofthehermit’ssermons,seizeshimandthrowshimsofarthathedasheshimagainstarock,againstwhichheremainsinadeadswoon,sothat’chealnovissimodiforsefiadesto’。\"
This’forse’whichmaypossiblyhaveonlybeenplacedthereasaflowerofrhetoricorasawordtocompletetheverse,raisedagreatuproar,whichwoulddoubtlesshavegreatlyamusedthepoetifhehadhadtime!
\"Itisapity,\"saidMadameDenis,\"thatAriostowasnotmorecarefulinthesehyperbolicalexpressions。\"
\"Bequiet,niece,theyarefullofwit。Theyareallgoldengrains,whicharedispersedthroughouttheworkinthebesttaste。\"
Theconversationwasthendirectedtowardsvarioustopics,andatlastwegottothe’Ecossaise’wehadplayedatSoleure。
Theyknewallaboutit。
M。deVoltairesaidthatifIlikedtoplayitathishousehewouldwritetoM。deChavignitosendtheLindane,andthathehimselfwouldplayMontrose。IexcusedmyselfbysayingthatMadamewasatBaleandthatIshouldbeobligedtogoonmyjourneythenextday。
Atthisheexclaimedloudly,arousedthewholecompanyagainstme,andsaidatlastthatheshouldconsidermyvisitasaninsultunlessIsparedhimaweekatleastofmysociety。
\"Sir,\"saidI,\"IhaveonlycometoGenevatohavethehonourofseeingyou,andnowthatIhaveobtainedthatfavourIhavenothingmoretodo。\"
\"Haveyoucometospeaktome,orformetospeaktoyou?\"
\"Inameasure,ofcourse,tospeaktoyou,butmuchmoreforyoutospeaktome。\"
\"Thenstayherethreedaysatleast;cometodinnereveryday,andwewillhavesomeconversation。\"
TheinvitationwassoflatteringandpressingthatIcouldnotrefuseitwithagoodgrace。Ithereforeaccepted,andIthenlefttogoandwrite。
Ihadnotbeenbackforaquarterofanhourwhenasyndicofthetown,anamiableman,whomIhadseenatM。deVoltaire’s,andwhosenameIshallnotmention,cameandaskedmetogivehimsupper。
\"Iwaspresent,\"saidhe,\"atyourargumentwiththegreatman,andthoughIdidnotopenmymouthIshouldmuchliketohaveanhour’stalkwithyou。\"Bywayofreply,Iembracedhim,begginghimtoexcusemydressing—gown,andtellinghimthatIshouldbegladifhewouldspendthewholenightwithme。
Theworthymanspenttwohourswithme,withoutsayingawordonthesubjectofliterature,buttopleasemehehadnoneedtotalkofbooks,forhewasadiscipleofEpicurusandSocrates,andtheeveningwasspentintellinglittlestories,inburstsoflaughter,andinaccountsofthevariouskindsofpleasureobtainableatGeneva。Beforeleavingmeheaskedmetocomeandsupwithhimonthefollowingevening,promisingthatboredomshouldnotbeoftheparty。
\"Ishallwaitforyou,\"saidI。
\"Verygood,butdon’ttellanyoneoftheparty。\"
Ipromisedtofollowhisinstructions。
Nextmorning,youngFoxcametoseemewiththetwoEnglishmenIhadseenatM。deVoltaire’s。Theyproposedagameofquinze,whichI
accepted,andafterlosingfiftylouisIleftoff,andwewalkedaboutthetowntilldinner—time。
WefoundtheDucdeVillarsatDelices;hehadcometheretoconsultDr。Tronchin,whohadkepthimaliveforthelasttenyears。
Iwassilentduringtherepast,butatdessert,M。deVoltaire,knowingthatIhadreasonsfornotlikingtheVenetianGovernment,introducedthesubject;butIdisappointedhim,asImaintainedthatinnocountrycouldamanenjoymoreperfectlibertythaninVenice。
\"Yes,\"saidhe,\"providedheresignshimselftoplaythepartofadumbman。\"
AndseeingthatIdidnotcareforthesubject,hetookmebythearmtohisgarden,ofwhich,hesaid,hewasthecreator。Theprincipalwalkledtoaprettyrunningstream。
\"’TistheRhone,\"saidhe,\"whichIsendintoFrance。\"
\"Itdoesnotcostyoumuchincarriage,atallevents,\"saidI。
HesmiledpleasantlyandshewedmetheprincipalstreetofGeneva,andMontBlancwhichisthehighestpointoftheAlps。
BringingbacktheconversationtoItalianliterature,hebegantotalknonsensewithmuchwitandlearning,butalwaysconcludingwithafalsejudgment。Ilethimtalkon。HespokeofHomer,Dante,andPetrarch,andeverybodyknowswhathethoughtofthesegreatgeniuses,buthedidhimselfwronginwritingwhathethought。I
contentedmyselfwithsayingthatifthesegreatmendidnotmerittheesteemofthosewhostudiedthem;itwouldatalleventsbealongtimebeforetheyhadtocomedownfromthehighplaceinwhichthepraiseofcenturies,hadplacedthem。
TheDucdeVillarsandthefamousTronchincameandjoinedus。Thedoctor,atallfineman,polite,eloquentwithoutbeingaconversationalist,alearnedphysician,amanofwit,afavouritepupilofBoerhaeve,withoutscientificjargon,orcharlatanism,orself—sufficiency,enchantedme。Hissystemofmedicinewasbasedonregimen,andtomakeruleshehadtobeamanofprofoundscience。
Ihavebeenassured,butcanscarcelybelieveit,thathecuredaconsumptivepatientofasecretdiseasebymeansofthemilkofanass,whichhehadsubmittedtothirtystrongfrictionsofmercurybyfoursturdyporters。
AstoVillarshealsoattractedmyattention,butinquiteadifferentwaytoTronchin。OnexamininghisfaceandmannerI
thoughtIsawbeforemeawomanofseventydressedasaman,thinandemaciated,butstillproudofherlooks,andwithclaimstopastbeauty。Hischeeksandlipswerepainted,hiseyebrowsblackened,andhisteethwerefalse;heworeahugewig,which,exhaledamber,andathisbuttonholewasanenormousbunchofflowers,whichtouchedhischin。Heaffectedagraciousmanner,andhespokesosoftlythatitwasoftenimpossibletohearwhathesaid。Hewasexcessivelypoliteandaffable,andhismannerswerethoseoftheRegency。Hiswholeappearancewassupremelyridiculous。Iwastoldthatinhisyouthhewasaloverofthefairsex,butnowthathewasnolongergoodforanythinghehadmodestlymadehimselfintoawoman,andhadfourprettypetsinhisemploy,whotookturnsinthedisgustingdutyofwarminghisoldcarcaseatnight。
VillarswasgovernorofProvence,andhadhisbackeatenupwithcancer。Inthecourseofnatureheshouldhavebeenburiedtenyearsago,butTronchinkepthimalivewithhisregimenandbyfeedingthewoundsonslicesofveal。Withoutthisthecancerwouldhavekilledhim。Hislifemightwellbecalledanartificialone。
IaccompaniedM。deVoltairetohisbedroom,wherehechangedhiswigandputonanothercap,forhealwaysworeoneonaccountoftherheumatismtowhichhewassubject。IsawonthetabletheSummaofSt。Thomas,andamongotherItalianpoetsthe’SecchiaRapita’ofTassoni。
\"This,\"saidVoltaire,\"istheonlytragicomicpoemwhichItalyhas。
Tassoniwasamonk,awitandageniusaswellasapoet。\"
\"Iwillgranthispoeticalabilitybutnothislearning,forheridiculedthesystemofCopernicus,andsaidthatifhistheorieswerefollowedastronomerswouldnotbeabletocalculatelunationsoreclipses。\"
\"Wheredoeshemakethatridiculousremark?\"
\"Inhisacademicaldiscourses。\"
\"Ihavenotreadthem,butIwillgetthem。\"
Hetookapenandnotedthenamedown,andsaid,——
\"ButTassonihascriticisedPetrarchveryingeniously。\"
\"Yes,buthehasdishonouredtasteandliterature,likeMuratori。\"
\"Hereheis。Youmustallowthathislearningisimmense。\"
\"Estubipeccat。\"
Voltaireopenedadoor,andIsawahundredgreatfilesfullofpapers。
\"That’smycorrespondence,\"saidhe。\"Youseebeforeyounearlyfiftythousandletters,towhichIhavereplied。\"
\"Haveyouacopyofyouranswers?\"
\"Ofagoodmanyofthem。That’sthebusinessofaservantofmine,whohasnothingelsetodo。\"
\"Iknowplentyofbooksellerswhowouldgiveagooddealtogetholdofyouranswers。
\"Yes;butlookoutforthebooksellerswhenyoupublishanything,ifyouhavenotyetbegun;theyaregreaterrobbersthanBarabbas。\"
\"IshallnothaveanythingtodowiththesegentlementillIamanoldman。\"
\"Thentheywillbethescourgeofyouroldage。\"
ThereuponIquotedaMacaronicversebyMerlinCoccaeus。
\"Where’sthatfrom?\"
\"It’salinefromacelebratedpoemintwenty—fourcantos。\"
\"Celebrated?\"
\"Yes;and,whatismore,worthyofbeingcelebrated;buttoappreciateitonemustunderstandtheMantuandialect。\"
\"Icouldmakeitout,ifyoucouldgetmeacopy。\"
\"Ishallhavethehonourofpresentingyouwithoneto—morrow。\"
\"Youwillobligemeextremely。\"
Wehadtoleavehisroomandspendtwohoursinthecompany,talkingoverallsortsofthings。Voltairedisplayedalltheresourcesofhisbrilliantandfertilewit,andcharmedeveryoneinspiteofhissarcasticobservationswhichdidnotevensparethosepresent,buthehadaninimitablemanneroflancingasarcasmwithoutwoundingaperson’sfeelings。Whenthegreatmanaccompaniedhiswitticismswithagracefulsmilehecouldalwaysgetalaugh。
Hekeptupanotableestablishmentandanexcellenttable,ararecircumstancewithhispoeticbrothers,whoarerarelyfavouritesofPlutusashewas。Hewasthensixtyyearsold,andhadahundredandtwentythousandfrancsayear。Ithasbeensaidmaliciouslythatthisgreatmanenrichedhimselfbycheatinghispublishers;whereasthefactwasthathefarednobetterthananyotherauthor,andinsteadofdupingthemwasoftentheirdupe。TheCramersmustbeexcepted,whosefortunehemade。Voltairehadotherwaysofmakingmoneythanbyhispen;andashewasgreedyoffame,heoftengavehisworksawayonthesoleconditionthattheyweretobeprintedandpublished。DuringtheshorttimeIwaswithhim,Iwasawitnessofsuchagenerousaction;hemadeapresenttohisbooksellerofthe\"PrincessofBabylon,\"acharmingstorywhichhehadwritteninthreedays。
Myepicureansyndicwasexacttohisappointment,andtookmetoahouseatalittledistancewhereheintroducedmetothreeyoungladies,who,withoutbeingpreciselybeautiful,werecertainlyravishing。Twoofthemweresisters。Ihadaneasyandpleasantwelcome,andfromtheirintellectualappearanceandgaymannersI
anticipatedadelightfulevening,andIwasnotdisappointed。Thehalfhourbeforesupperwaspassedinconversation,decentbutwithoutrestraint,andduringsupper,fromthehintsthesyndicgaveme,Iguessedwhatwouldhappenafterdessert。
Itwasahotevening,andonthepretextofcoolingourselves,weundressedsoastobealmostinastateofnature。Whatanorgywehad!IamsorryIamobligedtodrawaveiloverthemostexcitingdetails。Inthemidstofourlicentiousgaiety,whilstwewereheatedbylove,champagne,andadiscourseofanexcitingnature,I
proposedtoreciteGrecourt’s’YGyec’。WhenIhadfinishedthevoluptuouspoem,worthyofanabbe’spen,Isawthattheeyesofthethreebeautieswereallaflame,andsaid,——
\"Ladies,ifyoulike,Iwillshewyouallthree,oneaftertheother,whythesentence,’Gaudeantbenenati’,wasuttered\";andwithoutwaitingfortheirreply,Isucceededinmakingthemhappy。Thesyndicwasradiant,hewaspleasedathavinggivenmeapresententirelytomytaste;andIfanciedthattheentertainmentwasnotdispleasingtothethreeGraces,whowerekeptlowbytheSybarite,ashispowerswerealmostlimitedtodesires。Thegirlslavishedtheirthanksonme,whileIendeavouredtoassurethemofmygratitude;buttheyleaptforjoywhentheyheardthesyndicaskingmetocomenextday。
AshewastakingmebacktomyinnItoldhimhowgreatapleasurehehadgivenme,andhesaidhehadbroughtupthethreejewelshimself。
\"You,\"headded,\"aretheonlymanbesidesmyselftheyknow。Youshallseethemagain,butIbegyouwilltakecarenottoleaveanythingbehindyou,forinthistownofprejudicesthatwouldbeagreatmisfortuneforthemandforme。\"
\"Youarealwaysmoderateinyourenjoyment,then?\"Isaidtohim。
\"Unfortunately,thatisnomeritasfarasIamconcerned。Iwasbornfortheserviceoflove,andVenushaspunishedmeforworshippingherwhenIwastooyoung。\"
Afteragoodnight’ssleepIawokeinanactivemood,andbegantowritealettertoVoltaireinblankverse,whichcostmefourtimesthepainsthatrhymedverseswouldhavedone。IsentittohimwiththepoemofTheophileFalengue,butImadeamistakeindoingso,asImighthaveknownhewouldnotcareforit;onecannotappreciatewhatonedoesnotunderstand。IthenwenttoMr。Fox,whereIfoundthetwoEnglishmenwhoofferedmemyrevenge。IlostahundredLouis,andwasgladtoseethemsetoutforLausanne。