\"Now,\"saidEsther,whenwewerebyourselves,\"Iamquitesurethatthatreplycamefromanotherintelligencethanyours。Inthenameofallyouholdsacred,tellmethemeaningofthosefourletters,andwhyyouusuallyomitthem。\"
\"Iomitthem,dearestEsther,becauseexperiencehastaughtmethatinordinarycasestheyareunnecessary;butwhileIwasmakingthepyramidthecommandcametometosetthemdown,andIthoughtitwelltoobey。\"
\"Whatdotheymean?\"
\"Theyaretheinitiallettersoftheholynamesofthecardinalintelligencesofthefourquartersoftheworld。\"
\"Imaynottellyou,butwhoeverdealswiththeoracleshouldknowthem。\"
\"Ah!donotdeceiveme;Itrustinyou,anditwouldbeworsethanmurdertoabusesosimpleafaithasmine。\"
\"Iamnotdeceivingyou,dearestEsther。\"
\"Butifyouweretoteachmethecabala,youwouldimparttometheseholynames?\"
\"Certainly,butIcannotrevealthemexcepttomysuccessor。IfI
violatethiscommandIshouldlosemyknowledge;andthisconditioniswellcalculatedtoinsuresecrecy,isitnot?\"
\"Itis,indeed。UnhappythatIam,yoursuccessorwillbe,ofcourse,Manon。\"
\"No,Manonisnotfittedintellectuallyforsuchknowledgeasthis。\"
\"Butyoushouldfixonsomeone,foryouaremortalafterall。Ifyoulike,myfatherwouldgiveyouthehalfofhisimmensefortunewithoutyourmarryingme。\"
\"Esther!whatisitthatyouhavesaid?Doyouthinkthattopossessyouwouldbeadisagreeableconditioninmyeyes?\"
Afterahappyday——IthinkImaycallitthehappiestofmylife——I
leftthetoocharmingEsther,andwenthometowardstheevening。
Threeorfourdaysafter,M。d’O————cameintoEsther’sroom,wherehefoundusbothcalculatingpyramids。Iwasteachinghertodouble,totriple,andtoquadruplethecabalisticcombinations。M。d’O————
strodeintotheroominagreathurry,strikinghisbreastinasortofecstasy。Weweresurprisedandalmostfrightenedtoseehimsostrangelyexcited,androsetomeethim,butherunninguptousalmostforcedustoembracehim,whichwedidwillingly。
\"Butwhatisthematter,papadear?\"saidEsther,\"yousurprisememorethanIcansay。\"
\"Sitdownbesideme,mydearchildren,andlistentoyourfatherandyourbestfriend。IhavejustreceivedaletterfromoneofthesecretariesoftheirhighmightinessesinformingmethattheFrenchambassadorhasdemanded,inthenameofthekinghismaster,thattheComteSt。Germainshouldbedeliveredover,andthattheDutchauthoritieshaveansweredthatHisMostChristianMajesty’srequestsshallbecarriedoutassoonasthepersonofthecountcanbesecured。Inconsequenceofthisthepolice,knowingthattheComteSt。GermainwasstayingattheEtoiled’Orient,senttoarresthimatmidnight,butthebirdhadflown。Thelandlorddeclaredthatthecounthadpostedoffatnightfall,takingthewaytoNimeguen。Hehasbeenfollowed,buttherearesmallhopesofcatchinghimup。
\"Itisnotknownhowhecanhavediscoveredthatawarrantexistedagainsthim,orhowhecontinuedtoevadearrest。\"
\"Itisnotknown;\"wentanM。d’O————,laughing,\"buteveryoneguessesthatM。Calcoen,thesamethatwrotetome,letthisfriendoftheFrenchking’sknowthathewouldbewantedatmidnight,andthatifhedidnotgetthekeyofthefieldshewouldbearrested。
Heisnotsofoolishastodespiseapieceofadvicelikethat。TheDutchGovernmenthasexpresseditssorrowtoM。d’AfrithathisexcellencedidnotdemandthearrestofSt。Germainsooner,andtheambassadorwillnotbeastonishedatthisreply,asitislikemanyothersgivenonsimilaroccasions。
\"Thewisdomoftheoraclehasbeenverified,andIcongratulatemyselfonhavingseizeditsmeaning,forwewereonthepointofgivinghimahundredthousandflorinsonaccount,whichhesaidhemusthaveimmediately。Hegaveusinpledgethefinestofthecrowndiamonds,andthiswestillretain。Butwewillreturnittohimandemand,unlessitisclaimedbytheambassador。Ihaveneverseenafinerstone。
\"Andnow,mychildren,youseewhatIowetotheoracle。OntheExchangethewholecompanycandonothingbutexpresstheirgratitudetome。IamregardedasthemostprudentandmostfarseeingmaninHolland。Toyou,mydearchildren,Iowethishonour,butIwearmypeacock’sfeatherswithoutscruple。
\"MydearCasanova,youwilldinewithus,Ihope。AfterdinnerI
shallbegyoutoenquireofyourinscrutableintelligencewhetherweoughttodeclareourselvesinpossessionofthesplendiddiamond,ortoobservesecrecytillitisreclaimed。\"
Afterthisdiscoursepapaembracedusoncemoreandleftus。
\"Sweetheart,\"saidEsther,throwingherarmsroundmyneck,\"youhaveanopportunityforgivingmeastrongproofofyourfriendship。Itwillcostyounothing,butitwillcovermewithhonourandhappiness。\"
\"Commandme,anditshallbedone。YoucannotthinkthatIwouldrefuseyouafavourwhichistocostmenothing,whenIshoulddeemmyselfhappytoshedmybloodforyoursake。\"
\"Myfatherwishesyoutotellhimafterdinnerwhetheritwillbebettertodeclarethattheyhavethediamondortokeepsilencetillitisclaimed。Whenheasksyouasecondtime,tellhimtoseektheanswerofme,andoffertoconsulttheoraclealso,incasemyanswermaybetooobscure。Thenperformtheoperation,andIwillmakemyfatherlovemeallthebetter,whenheseesthatmyknowledgeisequaltoyours。\"
\"Dearestone,wouldInotdofortheeataskathousandtimesmoredifficultthanthistoprovemyloveandmydevotion?Letussettowork。Doyouwritethequestion,setupthepyramids,andinscribewithyourownhandtheall—powerfulinitials。Good。Nowbegintoextracttheanswerbymeansofthedivinekey。Neverwasaclevererpupil!\"
Whenallthishadbeendone,IsuggestedtheadditionsandsubtractionsIwantedmade,andshewasquiteastonishedtoreadthefollowingreply:\"Silencenecessary。Withoutsilence,generalderision。Diamondvalueless;merepaste。\"
Ithoughtshewouldhavegonewildwithdelight。Shelaughedandlaughedagain。
\"Whatanamazingreply!\"saidshe。\"Thediamondisfalse,anditisIwhoamabouttorevealtheirfollytothem。Ishallinformmyfatherofthisimportantsecret。Itistoomuch,itoverwhelmsme;I
canscarcelycontainmyselfforjoy!HowmuchIoweyou,youwonderfulanddelightfulman!Theywillverifythetruthoftheoracleimmediately,andwhenitisfoundthatthefamousdiamondisbutglitteringpastethecompanywilladoremyfather,foritwillfeelthatbutforhimitwouldhavebeencoveredwithshame,byavowingitselfthedupeofasharper。Willyouleavethepyramidwithme?\"
\"Certainly;butitwillnotteachyouanythingyoudonotknow。\"Thefathercameinagainandwehaddinner,andafterthedessert,whentheworthyd’O————learntfromhisdaughter’soraclethatthestonewasfalse,thescenebecameatrulycomicalone。Heburstintoexclamationsofastonishment,declaredthethingimpossible,incredible,andatlastbeggedmetoaskthesamequestion,ashewasquitesurethathisdaughterwasmistaken,orratherthattheoraclewasdeludingher。
Isettowork,andwasnotlonginobtainingmyanswer。WhenhesawthatitwastothesameeffectasEsther’s,thoughdifferentlyexpressed,hehadnolongeranydoubtsastohisdaughter’sskill,andhastenedtogoandtestthepretendeddiamond,andtoadvisehisassociatestosaynothingaboutthematteraftertheyhadreceivedproofsoftheworthlessnessofthestone。Thisadvicewas,asithappened,useless;forthoughthepersonsconcernedsaidnothing,everybodyknewaboutit,andpeoplesaid,withtheirusualmalice,thatthedupeshadbeendupedmostthoroughly,andthatSt。Germainhadpocketedthehundredthousandflorins;butthiswasnotthecase。
Estherwasveryproudofhersuccess,butinsteadofbeingsatisfiedwithwhatshehaddone,shedesiredmoreferventlyeverydaytopossessthescienceinitsentirety,asshesupposedIpossessedit。
ItsoonbecameknownthatSt。GermainhadgonebyEmdenandhadembarkedforEngland,wherehehadarrivedinsafety。Induetimeweshallhearsomefurtherdetailsconcerningthiscelebratedimpostor;
andinthemeanwhileImustrelateacatastropheofanotherkind,whichwasneartohavemademediethedeathofafool。
ItwasChristmasDay。Ihadgotupearlyinthemorninginbetterspiritsthanusual。Theoldwomentellyouthatalwayspresagesmisfortune,butIwasasfarthenasIamnowfrommakingmyhappinessintoanomenofgrief。Butthistimechancemadethefoolishbeliefofgoodeffect。IreceivedaletterandalargepacketfromParis;theycamefromManon。IopenedtheletterandI
thoughtIshouldhavediedofgriefwhenIread,——
\"Bewise,andreceivethenewsIgiveyoucalmly。Thepacketcontainsyourportraitandallthelettersyouhavewrittentome。
Returnmemyportrait,andifyouhavekeptmylettersbekindenoughtoburnthem。Irelyonyourhonour。Thinkofmenomore。DutybidsmedoallIcantoforgetyou,foratthishourto—morrowI
shallbecomethewifeofM。BlondeloftheRoyalAcademy,architecttotheking。PleasedonotseemasifyouknewmeifwechancetomeetonyourreturntoParis。\"
Thisletterstruckmedumbwithastonishment,andformorethantwohoursafterIreaditIwas,asitwere,bereftofmysenses。IsentwordtoM。d’O————that,notfeelingwell,Iwasgoingtokeepmyroomallday。WhenIfeltalittlebetterIopenedthepacket。Thefirstthingtofalloutwasmyportrait。Ilookedatit,andsuchwastheperturbationofmymind,that,thoughtheminiaturereallyrepresentedmeasofacheerfulandanimatedexpression,IthoughtI
beheldadreadfulandathreateningvisage。IwenttomydeskandwroteandtoreupascoreoflettersinwhichIoverwhelmedthefaithlessonewiththreatsandreproaches。
Icouldbearnomore;theforcesofnaturewereexhausted,andIwasobligedtoliedownandtakealittlebroth,andcourtthatsleepwhichrefusedtocome。Athousanddesignscametomydisorderedimagination。Irejectedthemonebyone,onlytodevisenewones。I
wouldslaythisBlondel,whohadcarriedoffawomanwhowasmineandmineonly;whowasallbutmywife。Hertreacheryshouldbepunishedbyherlosingtheobjectforwhomshehaddesertedme。Iaccusedherfather,Icursedherbrotherforhavingleftmeinignoranceoftheinsultwhichhadsotraitorouslybeenputuponme。
Ispentthedayandnightinthesedeliriousthoughts,andinthemorning,feelingworsethanever,IsenttoM。d’O————tosaythatI
couldnotpossiblyleavemyroom。ThenIbegantoreadandre—readthelettersIhadwrittentoManon,callinguponhernameinasortoffrenzy;andagainsetmyselftowritetoherwithoutfinishingasingleletter。TheemptinessofmystomachandtheshockIhadundergonebegantostupefyme,andforafewmomentsIforgotmyanguishonlytore—awakentoacuterpainssoonafter。
Aboutthreeo’clock,theworthyM。d’O————cametoinvitemetogowithhimtotheHague,wherethechiefmasonsofHollandmetonthedayfollowingtokeeptheFeastofSt。John,butwhenhesawmyconditionhedidnotpressmetocome。
\"Whatisthematterwithyou,mydearCasanova?\"saidhe。
\"Ihavehadagreatgrief,butletussaynomoreaboutit。\"
HebeggedmetocomeandseeEsther,andleftmelookingalmostasdowncastasIwas。However,thenextmorningEstheranticipatedmyvisit,foratnineo’clocksheandhergovernesscameintotheroom。
Thesightofherdidmegood。Shewasastonishedtoseemesoundoneandcastdown,andaskedmewhatwasthegriefofwhichIhadspokentoherfather,andwhichhadprovedtoostrongformyphilosophy。
\"Sitdownbesideme,Estherdear,andallowmetomakeamysteryofwhathasaffectedmesogrievously。Time,themightyhealer,andstillmoreyourcompany,willeffectacurewhichIshouldinvainseekbyappealingtomyreason。WhilstwetalkofotherthingsI
shallnotfeelthemisfortunewhichgnawsatmyheart。\"
\"Well,getup,dressyourself,andcomeandspendthedaywithme,andIwilldomybesttomakeyouforgetyoursorrow。\"
\"Ifeelveryweak;forthelastthreedaysIhaveonlytakenalittlebrothandchocolate。\"
Atthesewordsherfacefell,andshebegantoweep。
Afteramoment’ssilenceshewenttomydesk,tookapen,andwroteafewlines,whichshebroughttome。Theywere,——
\"Dear,ifalargesumofmoney,beyondwhatmyfatherowesyou,canremoveorevensootheyourgriefIcanbeyourdoctor,andyououghttoknowthatyouracceptingmytreatmentwouldmakemehappy。\"
Itookherhandsandkissedthemaffectionately,saying,——
\"No,dearEsther,generousEsther,itisnotmoneyIwant,forifI
didIwouldaskyouandyourfatherasafriend:whatIwant,andwhatnoonecangiveme,isaresolutemind,anddeterminationtoactforthebest。\"
\"Askadviceofyouroracle。\"
Icouldnothelplaughing。
\"Whydoyoulaugh?\"saidshe,\"ifIamnotmistaken,theoraclemustknowaremedyforyourwoes。\"
\"Ilaughed,dearest,becauseIfeltinclinedtotellyoutoconsulttheoraclethistime。AsformeIwillhavenothingtodowithit,lestthecurebeworsethanthedisease。\"
\"Butyouneednotfollowyouradviceunlessyoulikeit。\"
\"No,oneisfreetoactasonethinksfit;butnottofollowtheadviceoftheoraclewouldbeacontemptoftheintelligencewhichdirectsit。\"
Esthercouldsaynomore,andstoodsilentforseveralminutes,andthensaidthatifIlikeshewouldstaywithmefortherestoftheday。Thejoywhichilluminedmycountenancewasmanifest,andIsaidthatifshewouldstaytodinnerIwouldgetup,andnodoubtherpresencewouldgivemeanappetite。\"Ah!\"saidshe,\"Iwillmakeyouthedishyouaresofondof。\"Sheorderedthesedan—chairstobesentback,andwenttomylandladytoorderanappetisingrepast,andtoprocurethechafing—dishandthespiritsofwinesherequiredforherowncooking。
Estherwasanangel,atreasure,whoconsentedtobecomemineifI
wouldcommunicatetoherasciencewhichdidnotexist。IfeltthatIwaslookingforwardtospendingahappyday;thisshewedmethatI
couldforgetManon,andIwasdelightedwiththeidea。Igotoutofbed,andwhenEsthercamebackandfoundmeonmyfeetshegaveaskipofpleasure。\"Now,\"saidshe,\"youmustobligemebydressing,anddoingyourhairasifyouweregoingtoaball。\"
\"That,\"Ianswered,\"isafunnyidea,butasitpleasesyouitpleasesme。\"
IrangforLeDuc,andtoldhimIwantedtohavemyhairdone,andtobedressedasifIweregoingtoaball。\"Choosethedressthatsuitsmebest。\"
\"No,\"saidEsther,\"Iwillchooseitmyself。\"
LeDucopenedmytrunk,andleavinghertorummageinithecametoshaveme,andtodomyhair。Esther,delightedwithhertask,calledintheassistanceofhergoverness。Sheputonmybedalaceshirt,andthesuitshefoundmosttohertaste。Thencomingclose,asiftoseewhetherLeDucwasdressingmyhairproperly,shesaid,\"Alittlebrothwoulddoyougood;sendforadish,itwillgiveyouanappetitefordinner。\"
Ithoughtheradvicedictatedbythetenderestcare,andIdeterminedtobenefitbyit。Sogreatwastheinfluenceofthischarminggirloverme,that,littlebylittle,insteadoflovingManon,Ihatedher。Thatgavemecourage,andcompletedmycure。AtthepresenttimeIcanseethatManonwasverywiseinacceptingBlondel’soffer,andthatmyloveforselfandnotmyloveforherwaswounded。
Iwasinmyservant’shands,myfaceturnedawaytowardsthefire,sothatIcouldnotseeEsther,butonlydivertmyselfwiththeideathatshewasinspectingmybelongings,whenallatonceshepresentedherselfwithamelancholyair,holdingMamon’sfatalletterinherhand。
\"AmItoblame,\"saidshe,timidly,\"forhavingdiscoveredthecauseofyoursorrow?\"
Ifeltrathertakenaback,butlookingkindlyather,Isaid,\"No,no,mydearEsther;pityyourfriend,andsaynomoreaboutit。\"
\"ThenImayreadalltheletters?\"
\"Yes,dearest,ifitwillamuseyou。\"
AllthelettersofthefaithlessManonBalettitome,withminetoher,weretogetheronmytable。IpointedthemouttoEsther,whobeguntoreadthemquiteeagerly。
WhenIwasdressed,asifforsomeCourtholiday,LeDucwentoutandleftusbyourselves,fortheworthygoverness,whowasworkingatherlacebythewindow,lookedatherlace,andnothingelse。Esthersaidthatnothinghadeveramusedhersomuchasthoseletters。
\"Thosecursedepistles,whichpleaseyousowell,willbethedeathofme。\"
\"Death?Oh,no!Iwillcureyou,Ihope。\"
\"Ihopeso,too;butafterdinneryoumusthelpmetoburnthemallfromfirsttolast。\"
\"Burnthem!No;makemeapresentofthem。Ipromisetokeepthemcarefullyallmydays。\"
\"Theyareyours,Esther。Iwillsendthemtoyouto—morrow。\"
Theselettersweremorethantwohundredinnumber,andtheshortestwerefourpagesinlength。Shewasenchantedtofindherselfthepossessoroftheletters,andshesaidshewouldmakethemintoaparcelandtakethemawayherself。
\"Shallyousendbacktheportraittoyourfaithlessmistress?\"saidshe。
\"Idon’tknowwhattodowithit。\"
\"Senditbacktoher;sheisnotworthyofyourhonouringherbykeepingit。Iamsurethatyouroraclewouldgiveyouthesameadvice。Whereistheportrait?Willyoushewitme?\"
Ihadtheportraitintheinteriorofagoldsnuff—box,butIhadnevershewnittoEstherforfearsheshouldthinkManonhandsomerthanherself,andconcludethatIonlyshewditheroutofvanity;
butasshenowaskedtoseeitIopenedtheboxwhereitwasandgaveither。
AnyotherwomanbesidesEstherwouldhavepronouncedManondownrightugly,orhaveendeavoredattheleasttofindsomefaultwithher,butEstherpronouncedhertobeverybeautiful,andonlysaiditwasagreatpitysofairabodycontainedsovileasoul。
ThesightofManon’sportraitmadeEstherasktoseealltheotherportraitswhichMadameManzonihadsentmefromVenice。Therewerenakedfiguresamongstthem,butEstherwastoopureaspirittoputonthehatefulaffectationsoftheprude,towhomeverythingnaturalisanabomination。O—Murphypleasedherverymuch,andherhistory,whichIrelated,struckherasverycurious。Theportraitofthefairnun,M————M————,firstinthehabitofherorderandafterwardsnaked,madeherlaugh,butIwouldnottellEstherherstory,inspiteofthelivelydesireshedisplayedtohearit。
Atdinner—timeadelicaterepastwasbroughttous,andwespenttwodelightfulhoursinthepleasuresofaconversationandthetable。
Iseemedtohavepassedfromdeathtolife,andEstherwasdelightedtohavebeenmyphysician。BeforewerosefromtableIhaddeclaredmyintentionofsendingManon’sportraittoherhusbandonthedayfollowing,buthergoodnaturefoundawayofdissuadingmefromdoingsowithoutmuchdifficulty。
Sometimeafter,whileweweretalkinginfrontofthefire,shetookapieceofpaper,setupthepyramids,andinscribedthefourkeysO,S,A,D。SheaskedifIshouldsendtheportraittothehusband,orwhetheritwouldnotbemoregeneroustoreturnittothefaithlessManon。Whilstshewascalculatingshesaidoverandoveragain,withasmile,\"Ihavenotmadeuptheanswer。\"Ipretendtobelieveher,andwelaughedliketwoaugursmeetingeachotheralone。AtlastthereplycamethatIoughttoreturntheportrait,buttothegiver,sincetosendittothehusbandwouldbeanactunworthyofamanofhonour。
Ipraisedthewisdomoftheoracle,andkissedthePythonessascoreoftimes,promisingthatthecabalashouldbeobeyedimplicitly,addingthatshehadnoneedofbeingtaughtthesciencesincesheknewitaswellastheinventor。
Ispokethetruth,butEstherlaughed,and,fearinglestIshouldreallythinkso,tookpainstoassuremeofthecontrary。
Itisthusthatlovetakeshispleasure,thushisgrowthincreases,andthusthathesosoonbecomesagiantinstrength。
\"ShallIbeimpertinent,\"saidEsther,\"ifIaskyouwhereyourportraitis?Manonsaysinherletterthatsheissendingitback;
butIdon’tseeitanywhere。\"
\"Inmyfirstparoxysmofrage,Ithrewitdown;Idon’tknowinwhatdirection。Whatwasthusdespisedbyhercannotbeofmuchvaluetome。\"
\"Letuslookforit;Ishouldliketoseeit。\"
Wesoonfounditonmytable,inthemidstofaofbooks;Esthersaiditwasaspeakinglikeness。
\"Iwouldgiveityouifsuchapresentwereworthyofyou。\"
\"Ah!youcouldnotgivemeanythingIwouldvaluemore。\"
\"Willyoudeigntoacceptit,Esther,thoughithasbeenpossessedbyanother?\"
\"Itwillbeallthedearertome。\"
Atlastshehadtoleaveme,afteradaywhichmightbecalleddelightfulifhappinessconsistsofcalmandmutualjoyswithoutthetumultuousrapturesofpassion。Shewentawayatten,afterIhadpromisedtospendthewholeofthenextdaywithher。
Afteranunbrokensleepofninehours’durationIgotuprefreshedandfeelingoncemoreinperfecthealth,andIwenttoseeEstherimmediately。Ifoundshewasstillabedandasleep,buthergovernesswentandrousedherinspiteofmyrequestthatherreposeshouldberespected。
Shereceivedmewithasweetsmileasshesatupinbed,andshewdmemyvoluminouscorrespondencewithManononhernight—table,sayingthatshehadbeenreadingittilltwoo’clockinthemorning。
Herappearancewasravishing。Aprettycambricnight—cap,tiedwithalight—blueribbonandornamentedwithlace,setoffthebeautiesofherface;andalightshawlofIndianmuslin,whichshehadhastilythrownon,veiledratherthanconcealedhersnowybreast,whichwouldhaveshamedtheworksofPraxiteles。Sheallowedmetotakeahundredkissesonherrosylips——ardentkisseswhichthesightofsuchcharmsmadeyetmoreardent;butherhandsforbademyapproachtothosetwospheresIsolongedtotouch。
IsatdownbyherandtoldherthathercharmsofbodyandmindwouldmakeamanforgetalltheManonsthateverwere。
\"IsyourMarionfairtoseeallover?\"saidshe。
\"Ireallycan’tsay,for,notbeingherhusband,Ineverhadanopportunityofinvestigatingthematter。\"
\"Yourdiscretionisworthyofallpraise,\"shesaid,withasmile,\"suchconductbecomesamanofdelicatefeeling。\"
\"Iwastoldbyhernursethatshewasperfectinallrespects,andthatnomoteorblemishrelievedthepurewhitenessofherskin。\"
\"Youmusthaveadifferentnotionofme?\"
\"Yes,Esther,astheoraclerevealedtomethegreatsecretyoudesiredtoknow。Nevertheless,Ishouldfindyouperfectinallyourparts。\"
HereuponIwasguiltyofastupiditywhichturnedtomyconfusion。I
said,\"IfIbecameyourhusband,Icouldeasilyrefrainfromtouchingyouthere。\"
\"Isupposeyouthink,\"saidshe,blushing,andevidentlyalittlevexed,\"thatifyoutouchedityourdesiresmightbelessened?\"
Thisquestionprobedmetothecoreandcoveredmewithshame。I
burstintotears,andbeggedherpardoninsotrulyrepentantavoicethatsympathymadeherminglehertearswithmine。Theincidentonlyincreasedourintimacy,for,asIkissedhertearsaway,thesamedesiresconsumedus,andifthevoiceofprudencehadnotintervened,doubtlessallwouldhavebeenover。Asitwas,wehadbutaforetasteandanearnestofthatblisswhichitwasinourpowertoprocure。Threehoursseemedtousasmanyminutes。Shebeggedmetogointohersitting—roomwhileshedressed,andwethenwentdownanddinedwiththewretchedsecretary,whoadoredher,whomshedidnotlove,andwhomusthavebornesmalllovetome,seeinghowhighI
stoodinhergraces。
Wepassedtherestofthedaytogetherinthatconfidentialtalkwhichisusualwhenthefoundationsofthemostintimatefriendshiphavebeenlaidbetweentwopersonsofoppositesex,whobelievethemselvescreatedforeachother。Ourflamesburntasbrightly,butwithmorerestraint,inthedining—roomasinthebedroom。Intheveryairofthebedroomofawomanonelovesthereissomethingsobalmyandvoluptuousthatthelover,askedtochoosebetweenthisgardenofdelightsandParadise,wouldnotforonemomenthesitateinhischoice。
Wepartedwithheartsfullofhappiness,sayingtoeachother,\"Tillto—morrow。\"
IwastrulyinlovewithEsther,formysentimentforherwascomposedofsweeter,calmer,andmorelivelyfeelingsthanmeresensuallove,whichiseverstormyandviolent。IfeltsureIcouldpersuadehertomarrymewithoutmyfirstteachingherwhatcouldnotbetaught。IwassorryIhadnotletherthinkherselfascleverasmyselfinthecabala,andIfeareditwouldbeimpossibletoundeceiveherwithoutexcitinghertoanger,whichwouldcastoutlove。Nevertheless,EstherwastheonlywomanwhowouldmakemeforgetManon,whomIbegantothinkunworthyofallIhadproposeddoingforher。
M。d’O————camebackandIwenttodinewithhim。Hewaspleasedtohearthathisdaughterhadeffectedacompletecurebyspendingadaywithme。WhenwewerealonehetoldmethathehadheardattheHaguethattheComteSt。Germainhadtheartofmakingdiamondswhichonlydifferedfromtherealonesinweight,andwhich,accordingtohim,wouldmakehisfortune。M。d’O————wouldhavebeenamusedifI
hadtoldhimallIknewaboutthischarlatan。
NextdayItookEsthertotheconcert,andwhilewewerethereshetoldmethatonthedayfollowingshewouldnotleaveherroom,sothatwecouldtalkaboutgettingmarriedwithoutfearofinterruption。Thiswasthelastdayoftheyear1759。
CHAPTERXI
IUndeceiveEsther——IsetoutforGermany——AdventureNearCologne——
TheBurgomaster’sWife;MyConquestofHer——BallatBonn——Welcome>FromtheElectorofCologne——BreakfastatBruhl——FirstIntimacy——
IsupWithoutBeingAskedatGeneralKettler’sIamHappy——ILeaveCologne——TheToscaniTheJewelMyArrivalatStuttgartTheappointmentwhichEstherhadmadewithmewouldprobablyhaveseriousresults;andIfeltitduetomyhonournottodeceiveheranylonger,evenwereittocostmemyhappiness;however,Ihadsomehopethatallwouldturnoutwell。
Ifoundherinbed,andshetoldmethatsheintendedtostoptherethroughouttheday。Iapproved,forinbedIthoughtherravishing。
\"Wewillsettowork,\"saidshe;andhergovernesssetalittletablebyherbed,andshegavemeapieceofpapercoveredwithquestionstendingtoconvincemethatbeforeImarriedherIshouldcommunicatetohermysupposedscience。Allthesequestionswereartfullyconceived,allweresowordedastoforcetheoracletoordermetosatisfyher,ortodefinitelyforbidmydoingso。Isawthesnare,andallmythoughtswerehowtoavoidit,thoughIpretendedtobemerelyconsideringthequestions。IcouldnotmaketheoraclespeaktopleaseEsther,andIcouldstilllessmakeitpronounceapositiveprohibition,asIfearedthatshewouldresentsuchananswerbitterlyandrevengeherselfonme。Nevertheless,Ihadtoassumeanindifferentair,andIgotmyselfoutofthedifficultybyequivocalanswers,tillthegood—humouredpapacametosummonmetodinner。
Heallowedhisdaughtertostayinbedontheconditionthatshewastodonomorework,ashewasafraidthatbyapplyingherselfsointentlyshewouldincreaseherheadache。Shepromised,muchtomydelight,thatheshouldbeobeyed,butonmyreturnfromdinnerI
foundherasleep,andsittingatherbedsideIlethersleepon。
Whensheawokeshesaidshewouldliketoreadalittle;andasifbyinspiration,IchancedtotakeupCoiardeau’s’Heroides’,andweinflamedeachotherbyreadingthelettersofHeloiseandAbelard。
Theardoursthusarousedpassedintoourtalkandwebegantodiscussthesecretwhichtheoraclehadrevealed。
\"But,Estherdear,\"saidI,\"didnottheoraclerevealacircumstanceofwhichyouknewperfectlywellbefore?\"
\"No,sweetheart,thesecretwasperfectlyunknowntomeandwouldhavecontinuedunknown。\"
\"Thenyouhaveneverbeencuriousenoughtoinspectyourownperson?\"
\"HowevercuriousImayhavebeen,natureplacedthatmoleinsuchapositionastoescapeanybutthemostminutesearch。\"
\"Youhaveneverfeltit,then?\"
\"Itistoosmalltobefelt。\"
\"Idon’tbelieveit。\"
Sheallowedmyhandtowanderindiscreetly,andmyhappyfingersfeltalltheprecinctsofthetempleoflove。Thiswasenoughtofirethechastestdisposition。Icouldnotfindtheobjectofmyresearch,and,notwishingtostopshortatsovainanenjoyment,Iwasallowedtoconvincemyselfwithmyeyesthatitactuallyexisted。There,however,herconcessionsstoppedshort,andIhadtocontentmyselfbykissingagainandagainallthosepartswhichmodestynolongerdeniedtomygaze。
Satiatedwithbliss,thoughIhadnotattainedtotheutmostofenjoyment,whichshewiselydeniedme,aftertwohourshadbeendevotedtothosepastimeswhichleadtonothing,IresolvedtotellherthewholetruthandtoshewherhowIhadabusedhertrustinme,thoughIfearedthatherangerwouldberoused。
Esther,whohadalargeshareofintelligence(indeedifshehadhadlessIcouldnothavedeceivedhersowell),listenedtomewithoutinterruptingmeandwithoutanysignsofangerorastonishment。Atlast,whenIhadbroughtmylongandsincereconfessiontoanend,shesaid,\"Iknowyourloveformeisasgreatasmineforyou;andifIamcertainthatwhatyouhavejustsaidcannotpossiblybetrue,Iamforcedtoconcludethatifyoudonotcommunicatetomeallthesecretsofyourscienceitisbecausetodosoisnotinyourpower。
Letusloveoneanothertilldeath,andsaynomoreaboutthismatter。\"
Afteramoment’ssilence,shewenton,——
\"IflovehastakenawayfromyouthecourageofsincerityIforgiveyou,butIamsorryforyou。Youhavegivenmetoopositiveproofoftherealityofyoursciencetobeabletoshakemybelief。YoucouldneverhavefoundoutathingofwhichImyselfwasignorant,andofwhichnomortalmancouldknow。\"
\"AndifIshewyou,Estherdear,thatIknewyouhadthismole,thatIhadgoodreasonsforsupposingyoutobeignorantofit,willyourbeliefbeshakenthen?\"\"Youknewit?Howcouldyouhaveseenit?
It’sincredible!\"
\"Iwilltellyouall。\"
Ithenexplainedtoherthetheoryofthecorrespondenceofmolesonthevariouspartsofthehumanbody,andtoconvinceherIendedbysayingthathergovernesswhohadalargemarkonherrightcheekoughttohaveoneverylikeitonherleftthigh。Atthissheburstintolaughter,andsaid,\"Iwillfindout,butafterallyouhavetoldmeIcanonlyadmireyouthemoreforknowingwhatnooneelsedoes。\"
\"Doyoureallythink,Esther,thatIamthesolepossessorofthisscience?Undeceiveyourself。Allwhohavestudiedanatomy,physiology,andastrology,knowofit。\"
\"ThenIbegyoutogetme,byto—morrow——yes,tomorrow——allthebookswhichwillteachmesecretsofthatnature。Ilongtobeabletoastonishtheignorantwithmycabala,whichIseerequiresamixtureofknowledgeandimposition。Iwishtodevotemyselfentirelytothisstudy。Wecanloveeachothertothedeath,butwecandothatwithoutgettingmarried。\"
Ire—enteredmylodginginapeacefulandhappyframeofmind;anenormousweightseemedtakenoffmyspirits。NextmorningI
purchasedsuchvolumesasIjudgedwouldinstructandamuseheratthesametime,andwenttopresentthemtoher。ShewasmostpleasedwithmyConis,asshefoundinitthecharacteroftruth。Asshewishedtoshinebyheranswersthroughtheoracleitwasnecessaryforhertohaveanextensiveknowledgeofscience,andIputherontheway。
AboutthattimeIconceivedtheideaofmakingashorttourinGermanybeforereturningtoParis,andEstherencouragedmetodoso,afterIhadpromisedthatsheshouldseemeagainbeforetheendoftheyear。Thispromisewassincerely,given;andthoughfromthatdaytothisIhavenotbeheldthefaceofthatcharmingandremarkablewoman,Icannotreproachmyselfwithhavingdeceivedherwilfully,forsubsequenteventspreventedmefromkeepingmyword。
IwrotetoM。d’Afrirequestinghimtoprocuremeapassportthroughtheempire,wheretheFrenchandotherbelligerentpowerswerethencampaigning。HeansweredverypolitelythatIhadnoneedofapassport,butthatifIwishedtohaveonehewouldsenditmeforthwith。Iwascontentwiththisletterandputitamongmypapers,andatCologneitgotmeabetterreceptionthanallthepassportsintheworld。
ImadeM。d’O————thedepositaryofthevariousmoneysIhadindifferentbankinghouses,andtheworthyman,whowasatruefriendtome,gavemeabillofexchangeonadozenofthechiefhousesinGermany。
WhenmyaffairswereallinorderIstartedinmypost—chaise,withthesumofnearlyahundredthousandDutchflorinstomycredit,somevaluablejewels,andawell—stockedwardrobe。IsentmySwissservantbacktoParis,keepingonlymyfaithfulSpaniard,whoonthisoccasiontravelledwithme,seatedbehindmychaise。
ThusendsthehistoryofmysecondvisittoHolland,whereIdidnothingtoaugmentmyfortune。IhadsomeunpleasantexperiencesthereforwhichIhadmyownimprudencetothank,butafterthelapseofsomanyyearsIfeelthatthesemishapsweremorethancompensatedbythecharmsofEsther’ssociety。
IonlystoppedonedayatUtrecht,andtwodaysafterIreachedCologneatnoon,withoutaccident,butnotwithoutdanger,foratadistanceofhalfaleaguefromthetownfivedeserters,threeontherighthandandtwoontheleft,levelledtheirpistolsatme,withthewords,\"Yourmoneyoryourlife。\"However,Icoveredthepostillionwithmyownpistol,threateningtofireifhedidnotdriveon,andtherobbersdischargedtheirweaponsatthecarriage,nothavingenoughspirittoshootthepostillion。
IfIhadbeenliketheEnglish,whocarryalightpurseforthebenefitofthehighwaymen,Iwouldhavethrownittothesepoorwretches;but,asitwas,Iriskedmyliferatherthanberobbed。MySpaniardwasquiteastonishednottohavebeenstruckbyanyoftheballswhichwhistledpasthisears。
TheFrenchwereinwinterquartersatCologne,andIputupatthe\"Soleild’Or。\"AsIwasgoingin,thefirstpersonImetwastheComtedeLastic,Madamed’Urfe’snephew,whogreetedmewiththeutmostpoliteness,andofferedtotakemetoM。deTorci,whowasincommand。Iaccepted,andthisgentlemanwasquitesatisfiedwiththeletterM。d’Afrihadwrittenme。ItoldhimwhathadhappenedtomeasIwascomingintoCologne,andhecongratulatedmeonthehappyissueoftheaffair,butwithasoldier’sfreedomblamedtheuseI
hadmadeofmycourage。\"
\"Youplayedhigh,\"saidhe,\"tosaveyourmoney,butyoumighthavelostalimb,andnothingwouldhavemadeupforthat。\"
Iansweredthattomakelightofadangeroftendiminishedit。Welaughedatthis,andhesaidthatifIwasgoingtomakeanystayinCologneIshouldprobablyhavethepleasureofseeingthehighwaymenhanged。
\"Iintendtogoto—morrow,\"saidI,\"andifanythingcouldkeepmeatCologneitwouldcertainlynotbetheprospectofbeingpresentatanexecution,assuchsightsarenotatalltomytaste。\"
IhadtoacceptM。deLastic’sinvitationtodinner,andhepersuadedmetogowithhimselfandhisfriend,M。deFlavacour,anofficerofhighrank,andanagreeableman,tothetheatre。AsIfeltsurethatIshouldbeintroducedtoladies,andwishedtomakesomethingofafigure,Ispentanhourindressing。
Ifoundmyselfinaboxoppositetoaprettywoman,wholookedatmeagainandagainthroughheropera—glass。Thatwasenoughtorousemycuriosity,andIbeggedM。deLastictointroduceme;whichhedidwiththebestgraceimaginable。HefirstpresentedmetoCountKettler,lieutenant—generalintheAustrianarmy,andonthegeneralstaffoftheFrencharmy——justastheFrenchGeneralMontacetwasonthestaffoftheAustrianarmy。IwasthenpresentedtotheladywhosebeautyhadattractedmyattentionthemomentIenteredmybox。
Shegreetedmegraciously,andaskedmequestionsaboutParisandBrussels,whereshehadbeeneducated,withoutappearingtopayanyattentiontomyreplies,butgazingatmylaceandjewellery。
Whileweweretalkingofindifferentmatters,likenewacquaintances,shesuddenlybutpolitelyaskedmeifIintendedtomakealongstayinCologne。
\"IthinkofcrossingtheRhineto—morrow,\"Ianswered,\"andshallprobablydineatBonn。\"
Thisreply,whichwasgivenasindifferentlyasherquestion,appearedtovexher;andIthoughthervexationagoodomen。GeneralKettlerthenrose,saying,——
\"Iamsure,sir,thatthisladywillpersuadeyoutodelayyourdeparture——atleast,Ihopeso,thatImaybanethepleasureofseeingmoreofyourcompany。\"
IbowedandhewentoutwithLastic,leavingmealonewiththisravishingbeauty。Shewastheburgomaster’swife,andthegeneralwasnearlyalwayswithher。
\"Isthecountright,\"saidshe,pleasantly,\"inattributingsuchpowertome?\"
\"Ithinkso,indeed,\"Ianswered,\"buthemaypossiblybewronginthinkingyoucaretoexerciseit。\"
\"Verygood!Wemustcatchhim,then,ifonlyasthepunishmentofhisindiscretion。Stay。\"
IwassoastonishedatthisspeechthatIlookedquitefoolishandhadtocollectmysenses。Ithoughtthewordindiscretionsublime,punishmentexquisite,andcatchingadmirable;andstillmoretheideaofcatchinghimbymeansofme。Ithoughtitwouldbeamistaketoenquireanyfurther,andputtingonanexpressionofresignationandgratitudeIloweredmylipsandkissedherhandwithamixtureofrespectandsentiment,which,withoutexactlyimpartingmyfeelingsforher,letherknowthattheymightbesoftenedwithoutmuchdifficulty。
\"Thenyouwillstay,sir!Itisreallyverykindofyou,forifyouwentoffto—morrowpeoplemightsaythatyouonlycameheretoshewyourdisdainforus。Tomorrowthegeneralgivesaball,andIhopeyouwillbeoneoftheparty。\"
\"CanIhopetodancewithyoualltheevening?\"
\"Ipromisetodancewithnobodybutyou,tillyougettiredofme。\"
\"Thenweshalldancetogetherthroughalltheball。\"
\"Wheredidyougetthatpomadewhichperfumestheair?Ismeltitassoonasyoucameintothebox。\"
\"ItcamefromFlorence,andifyoudonotlikeityoushallnotbetroubledwithitanymore。\"
\"Oh!butIdolikeit。Ishouldlikesomeofitmyself。\"
\"AndIshallbeonlytoohappyifyouwillpermitmetosendyoualittleto—morrow。\"
Justthenthedooroftheboxopenedandtheentranceofthegeneralpreventedherfromreplying。Iwasjustgoing,whenthecountsaid:
\"Iamsuremadamehasprevailedonyoutostay,andtocometomyballandsupperto—morrow?\"
\"Shehasledmetoanticipatethatyouwoulddomethathonour,andshepromisestodancethequadrilleswithme。Howcanoneresistentreatyfromsuchlips?\"
\"Quiteso,andIamobligedtoherforhavingkeptyouwithus。I
hopetoseeyouto—morrow。\"
Iwentoutoftheboxinlove,andalmosthappyinanticipation。ThepomadewasapresentfromEsther,anditwasthefirsttimeIhadusedit。Theboxcontainedtwenty—fourpotsofbeautifulchina。ThenextdayIputtwelveintoanelegantcasket,whichIwrappedupinoil—clothandsenttoherwithoutanote。
IspentthemorningbygoingoverColognewithaguide;Ivisitedallthemarvelsoftheplace,andlaughedwithallmyhearttoseethehorseBayard,ofwhomAriostohassung,riddenbythefoursonsofAimon,orAmone,fatherofBradamantetheInvincible,andRicciardettotheFortunate。
IdinedwithM。deCastries,andeverybodywassurprisedthatthegeneralhadaskedmehimselftotheball,ashisjealousywasknown,whiletheladywassupposedonlytosufferhisattentionsthroughafeelingofvanity。Thedeargeneralwaswelladvancedinyears,farfromgood—looking,andashismentalqualitiesbynomeanscompensatedforhislackofphysicaloneshewasbynomeansanobjecttoinspirelove。Inspiteofhisjealousy,hehadtoappearpleasedthatIsatnextthefairatsupper,andthatIspentthenightindancingwithherortalkingtoher。Itwasahappynightforme,andIre—enteredmylodgingnolongerthinkingofleavingCologne。Inamomentofecstasy,emboldenedbytheturntheconversationhadtaken,IhaddaredtotellherthatifshewouldmeetmealoneIwouldstayinColognetilltheendofthecarnival。
\"Andwhatwouldyousay,\"sheasked,\"ifIgivemypromise,anddonotkeepit?\"
\"Ishouldbemoanmylot,withoutaccusingyou;Ishouldsaytomyselfthatyouhadfounditimpossibletokeepyourword。\"
\"Youareverygood;youmuststaywithus。\"
ThedayaftertheballIwenttopayhermyfirstvisit。Shemademewelcome,andintroducedmetoherworthyhusband,who,thoughneitheryoungnorhandsome,wasextremelygood—hearted。AfterIhadbeenthereanhour,weheardthegeneral’scarriagecoming,andshesaidtome:
\"IfheasksyouwhetheryouaregoingtotheElector’sballatBonn,sayyes!\"
Thegeneralcamein,andaftertheusualcomplimentshadbeenpassedIwithdrew。
Ididnotknowbywhomtheballwastobegiven,orwhenitwastotakeplace,butscentingpleasurefromafaroffIhastenedtomakeenquiriesaboutit,andheardthatallthegoodfamiliesinCologneweregoing。Itwasamaskedball,andconsequentlyopentoall。I
decidedthenthatIwouldgo;indeedIconcludedthatIhadhadorderstothateffect,andatalleventsmyladywouldbethere,andImighthopeforahappymeetingwithher。ButasIwishedtokeepupmyincognitoasmuchaspossible,Iresolvedtoreplytoallwhoaskedmethatimportantbusinesswouldpreventmybeingpresent。
Itfelloutthatthegeneralaskedmethisveryquestioninthepresenceofthelady,andwithoutregardtotheordersIhadreceivedfromherIrepliedthatmyhealthwouldforbidmyhavingthatpleasure。
\"Youareverywise,sir,\"saidthegeneral,\"allthepleasuresonearthshouldbesacrificedwhenitisaquestionofone’shealth。\"
Ithinkso,too,now,butIthoughtdifferentlythen。
Onthedayoftheball,towardstheevening,Isetoutinapost—
chaise,disguisedsothatnotasoulinColognecouldhaverecognizedme,andprovidedwithaboxcontainingtwodominoes;andonmyarrivalatBonnItookaroomandputononeofthedominoes,lockinguptheotherinthebox;andIthenhadmyselfcarriedtotheballinasedan—chair。
Igotineasilyandunperceived,andrecognizedalltheladiesofColognewithouttheirmasks,andmymistresssittingatafaro—tableriskingaducat。Iwasgladtoseeinthebanker,CountVeritaofVerona,whomIhadknowninBavaria。HewasintheElector’sservice。Hissmallbankdidnotcontainmorethanfiveorsixducats,andthepunters,menandwomen,werenotmorethantwelve。I
tookupapositionbymymistress,andthebankeraskedmetocut。I
excusedmyselfwithagesture,andmyneighbourcutwithoutbeingasked。Iputtenducatsonasinglecard,andlostfourtimesrunning;Iplayedattheseconddeal,andexperiencedthesamefate。
Atthethirddealnobodywouldcut,andthegeneral,whowasstandingbybutnotplaying,agreedtodoso。Ifanciedhiscuttingwouldbelucky,andIputfiftyducatsononecard。Iwon。Iwent’paroli’,andattheseconddealIbrokethebank。Everybodywascuriousaboutme;Iwasstaredatandfollowed,butseizingafavourableopportunityImademyescape。
Iwenttomyroom,tookoutmymoney,changedmycostume,andreturnedtotheball。Isawthetableoccupiedbynewgamsters,andanotherbankerwhoseemedtohaveagooddealofgold,butnotcaringtoplayanymoreIhadnotbroughtmuchmoneywithme。Imingledinallthegroupsintheballroom,andonallsidesIheardexpressionsofcuriosityaboutthemaskwhobrokethefirstbank。
Ididnotcaretosatisfythegeneralcuriosity,butmademywayfromonesideoftheroomtotheothertillIfoundtheobjectofmysearchtalkingtoCountVerita,andasIdrewnearIfoundoutthattheyweretalkingofme。ThecountwassayingthattheElectorhadbeenaskingwhohadbrokenthebank,andthatGeneralKettlerhadexpressedhisopinionthatitwasaVenetianwhohadbeeninCologneforthelastweek。MymistressansweredthatshedidnotthinkIwasthere,asshehadheardmesaythatthestateofmyhealthwouldkeepmeathome。
\"IknowCasanova,\"saidthecount,\"andifhebeatBonntheElectorshallhearofit,andheshan’tgooffwithoutmyseeinghim。\"
IsawthatImighteasilybediscoveredaftertheball,butIdefiedthekeenesteyestopenetratebeneathmypresentdisguise。Ishouldhave,nodoubt,remainedunknown,butwhenthequadrilleswerebeingarrangedItookmyplaceinone,withoutreflectingthatIshouldhavetotakeoffmymask。
Assoonasmymistresssawmeshetoldmeshehadbeendeceived,asshewouldhavewageredthatIwasthemaskerwhobrokeCountVerita’sbank。ItoldherIhadonlyjustcome。
Attheendofthedancethecountspiedmeoutandsaid,\"Mydearfellow—countryman,Iamsureyouarethemanwhobrokemybank;I
congratulateyou。\"\"IshouldcongratulatemyselfifIwerethefortunateindividual。\"
\"Iamsurethatitwasyou。\"
Ilefthimlaughing,andafterhavingtakensomerefreshmentsI
continueddancing。Twohoursafterwardsthecountsawmeagainandsaid,——
\"Youchangedyourdominoinsucharoom,insuchahouse。TheElectorknowsallaboutit,andasapunishmentforthisdeceithehasorderedmetotellyouthatyouarenottoleaveBonnto—morrow。\"
\"Ishegoingtoarrestme,then?\"
\"Whynot,ifyourefusehisinvitationtodinnertomorrow?\"
\"Tellhishighnessthathiscommandsshallbeobeyed。Willyoupresentmetohimnow?\"
\"Hehaslefttheball,butwaitonmeto—morrowatnoon。\"Sosaying,hegavemehishandandwentaway。
Itookcaretokeeptheappointmentonthedayfollowing,butwhenI
waspresentedIwasinsomeconfusion,astheElectorwassurroundedbyfiveorsixcourtiers,andneverhavingseenhimIlookedinvainforanecclesiastic。Hesawmyembarrassmentandhastenedtoputanendtoit,saying,inbadVenetian,\"IamwearingthecostumeofGrandMasteroftheTeutonicOrderto—day。\"InspiteofhiscostumeImadetheusualgenuflexion,andwhenIwouldhavekissedhishandhewouldnotallowit,butshookmineinanaffectionatemanner。
\"IwasatVenice,\"saidhe,\"whenyouwereundertheLeads,andmynephew,theElectorofBavaria,toldmethatafteryourfortunateescapeyoustayedsometimeatMunich;ifyouhadcometoCologneI
shouldhavekeptyou。Ihopethatafterdinneryouwillbekindenoughtotellusthestoryofyourescape,thatyouwillstaytosupper,andwilljoininalittlemasqueradewithwhichweproposetoamuseourselves。\"
Ipromisedtotellmytaleifhethoughtitwouldnotwearyhim,warninghimthatitwouldtaketwohours。\"Onecouldneverhavetoomuchofagoodthing,\"hewaskindenoughtosay;andImadehimlaughbymyaccountoftheconversationbetweentheDucdeChoiseulandmyself。
AtdinnertheprincespoketomeinVenetian,andwaspleasedtobemostgracioustowardsme。Hewasamanofajovialandeasy—goingdisposition,andwithhislookofhealthonewouldnothaveprophesiedsosoonanendascametohim。Hediedtheyearfollowing。
Assoonaswerosefromtablehebeggedmetobeginmystory,andfortwohoursIhadthepleasureofkeepingthismostbrilliantcompanyamused。
Myreadersknowthehistory;itsinterestliesinthedramaticnatureofthedetails,butitisimpossibletocommunicatethefireofawell—toldstorytoanaccountinwriting。
TheElector’slittlebailwasverypleasant。Wewerealldressedaspeasants,andthecostumesweretakenfromaspecialwardrobeoftheprince’s。Itwouldhavebeenridiculoustochooseanyotherdresses,astheElectorworeoneofthesamekindhimself。GeneralKettlerwasthebestdisguisedofusall;helookedtherustictothelife。
Mymistresswasravishing。WeonlydancedquadrillesandGermandances。Therewereonlyfourorfiveladiesofthehighestrank;alltheothers,whoweremoreorlesspretty,werefavouritesoftheprince,allhisdaysagreatloverofthefairsex。TwooftheseladiesdancedtheForlana,andtheElectorwasmuchamusedinmakingmedanceitalso。IhavealreadysaidthattheForlanaisaVenetiandance,andoneofthemostenergetickindimaginable。Itisdancedbyaladyandgentlemanoppositetooneanother,andasthetwoladiesrelievedoneanothertheywerealmostthedeathofme。Onehastobestrongtodancetwelveturns,andafterthethirteenthI
feltIcoulddonomore,andbeggedformercy。
Soonafterwedancedanotherdance,whereeachgentlemankissesalady。Iwasnottooshy,andeachtimeIcontinuedtokissmymistresswithconsiderableardour,whichmadethepeasant—electorburstwithlaughterandthepeasant—generalburstwithrage。
Inalullbetweenthedances,thischarmingandoriginalwomanfoundmeanstotellmeinprivatethatalltheCologneladieswouldleaveatnoononthenextday,andthatIwouldincreasemypopularitybyinvitingthemalltobreakfastatBruhl。
\"Sendeachoneanotewiththenameofhercavalier,andtrustinCountVeritatodoeverythingforthebest;youneedonlytellhimthatyouwishtogiveanentertainmentsimilartothatgiventwoyearsagobythePrincedeDeux—Ponts。Losenotime。Youwillhaveascoreofguests;mindyouletthemknowthehouroftherepast。
Takecare,too,thatyourinvitationsaresentroundbynineo’clockinthemorning。\"
Alltheseinstructionswereutteredwithlightningspeed,andI,enchantedwiththepowermymistressthoughtshepossessedoverme,thoughtonlyofobeying,withoutreflectingwhetherIowedherobedience。Bruhl,breakfast,ascoreofpeoplelikethePrinceDeux—
Ponts,invitationstotheladies,CountVerita;Iknewasmuchasshecouldhavetoldmeifshehadtakenanhour。
Ilefttheroominmypeasant’sdress,andbeggedapagetotakemetoCountVerita,whobegantolaughonseeingmyattire。Itoldmybusinesswiththeimportanceofanambassador,andthismadehiminastillbetterhumour。
\"Itcanalleasilybearranged,\"saidhe,\"Ihaveonlytowritetothesteward,andIwilldosoimmediately。Buthowmuchdoyouwanttospend?\"
\"Asmuchaspossible。\"
\"Aslittleaspossible,Isupposeyoumean。\"
\"Notatall;Iwanttotreatmyguestswithmagnificance。\"
\"Allthesameyoumustfixonasum,asIknowwhomI’vegottodealwith。\"
\"Well,well!two—threehundredducats;willthatdo?\"
\"Twohundred;thePrincedeDeux—Pontsdidnotspendmore。\"
Hebegantowrite,andgavemehiswordthateverythingshouldbeinreadiness。IlefthimandaddressingmyselftoasharpItalianpagesaidthatIwouldgivetwoducatstothevaletwhowouldfurnishmewiththenamesoftheCologneladieswhowereinBonn,andofthegentlemenwhohadaccompaniedthem。IgotwhatIwantedinlessthanhalfanhour,andbeforeleavingtheballItoldmymistressthatallshouldbedoneaccordingtoherdesires。
IwroteeighteennotesbeforeIwenttobed,andinthemorningaconfidentialservanthaddeliveredthembeforenineo’clock。
Atnineo’clockIwenttotakeleaveofCountVerita,whogaveme,onbehalfoftheElector,asuperbgoldsnuff—boxwithhisportraitsetindiamonds。Iwasverysensibleofthismarkofkindness,andI
wishedtogoandthankhisserenehighnessbeforemydeparture,butmyfriendlyfellow—countrymantoldmethatImightputoffdoingsotillIpassedthroughBonnonmywaytoFrankfort。
Breakfastwasorderedforoneo’clock。AtnoonIhadarrivedatBruhl,acountryhouseoftheElector’s,withnothingremarkableaboutitsaveitsfurniture。InthisitisapoorcopyoftheTrianon。InafinehallIfoundatablelaidfortwenty—fourpersons,arrangedwithsilvergiltplates,damasklinen,andexquisitechina,whilethesideboardwasadornedwithanimmensequantityofsilverandsilvergiltplate。Atoneendoftheroomweretwoothertablesladenwithsweetsandthechoicestwinesprocurable。
Iannouncedmyselfasthehost,andthecooktoldmeIshouldbeperfectlysatisfied。
\"Thecollation,\"saidhe,\"willbecomposedofonlytwenty—fourdishes,butinadditiontherewillbetwenty—fourdishesofEnglishoystersandasplendiddessert。\"
Isawagreatnumberofservants,andtoldhimthattheywouldnotbenecessary,buthesaidtheywere,astheguests’servantscouldnotbeadmitted。
Ireceivedallmyguestsatthedoor,confiningmycomplimentstobeggingtheirpardonsforhavingbeensoboldastoprocuremyselfthisgreathonour。
Thebreakfastwasservedatoneexactly,andIhadthepleasureofenjoyingtheastonishmentinmymistress’seyeswhenshesawthatI
hadtreatedthemaswellasaprinceoftheempire。Shewasawarethateverybodyknewhertobethechiefobjectofthislavishoutlay,butshewasdelightedtoseethatIdidnotpayheranyattentionswhichwereatallinvidious。Thetablewasseatedfortwenty—four,andthoughIhadonlyaskedeighteenpeopleeveryplacewasoccupied。
Threecouples,therefore,hadcomewithoutbeingasked;butthatpleasedmeallthemore。LikeacourtlycavalierIwouldnotsitdown,butwaitedontheladies,goingfromonetotheother,eatingthedaintybitstheygaveme,andseeingthatallhadwhattheywanted。
Bythetimetheoystersweredonetwentybottlesofchampagnehadbeenemptied,sothatwhentheactualbreakfastcommencedeverybodybegantotalkatonce。Themealmighteasilyhavepassedforasplendiddinner,andIwasgladtoseethatnotadropofwaterwasdrunk,fortheChampagne,Tokay,Rhinewine,Madeira,Malaga,Cyprus,Alicante,andCapewinewouldnotallowit。
Beforedessertwasbroughtonanenormousdishoftruffleswasplacedonthetable。IadvisedmygueststotakeMaraschinowithit,andthoseladieswhoappreciatedtheliqueurdrankitasifithadbeenwater。Thedessertwasreallysumptuous。InitweredisplayedtheportraitsofallthemonarchsofEurope。Everyonecomplimentedthecookonhisachievement,andhe,hisvanitybeingtickledandwishingtoappeargood—natured,saidthatnoneofitwouldspoilinthepocket,andaccordinglyeverybodytookasmuchastheychose。
GeneralKettler,who,inspiteofhisjealousyandtheparthesawmeplay,hadnosuspicionoftherealoriginofthebanquet,said,\"IwillwagerthatthisistheElector’sdoing。Hishighnesshasdesiredtopreservehisincognito,andM。Casanovahasplayedhisparttoadmiration。\"
Thisremarksetallthecompanyinaroar。
\"General,\"saidI,\"iftheElectorhadgivenmesuchanorder,I
should,ofcourse,haveobeyedhim,butIshouldhavefeltitahumiliatingparttoplay。Hishighness,however,hasdeignedtodomeafargreaterhonour;lookhere。\"Sosaying,Ishewedhimthegoldsnuff—box,whichmadethetourofthetabletwoorthreetimesover。
Whenwehadfinished,werosefromtable,astonishedtofindwehadbeenengagedforthreehoursinapleasurableoccupation,whichallwouldwillinglyhaveprolonged;butatlastwehadtopart,andaftermanycomplimentstheyallwentupontheirway,inordertobeintimeforthetheatre。Aswellpleasedasmyguests,Ilefttwentyducatswiththesteward,fortheservants,andpromisedhimtoletCountVeritaknowofmysatisfactioninwriting。
IarrivedatCologneintimefortheFrenchplay,andasIhadnocarriageIwenttothetheatreinasedanchair。AssoonasIgotintothehouse,IsawtheComtedeLasticalonewithmyfairone。
Ithoughtthisagoodomen,andIwenttothemdirectly。Assoonasshesawme,shesaidwithamelancholyairthatthegeneralhadgotsoillthathehadbeenobligedtogotobed。Soonafter,M。deLasticleftus,anddroppingherassumedmelancholyshemademe,withtheutmostgrace,athousandcompliments,whichcompensatedmefortheexpensesofmybreakfastahundredtimesover。
\"Thegeneral,\"saidshe,\"hadtoomuchtodrink;heisanenviousdevil,andhasdiscoveredthatitisnotseemlyofyoutotreatusasifyouwereaprince。Itoldhimthat,onthecontrary,youhadtreatedusasifwewereprinces,waitingonuswithyournapkinonyourarm。Hethereuponfoundfaultwithmefordegradingyou。\"
\"Whydoyounotsendhimabouthisbusiness?Sorudeafellowisnotworthyofservingsofamousabeauty。\"
\"It’stoolate。Awomanwhomyoudon’tknowwouldgetpossessionofhim。Ishouldbeobligedtoconcealmyfeelings,andthatwouldvexme。\"
\"Iunderstand——Iunderstand。WouldthatIwereagreatprince!Inthemeantime,letmetellyouthatmysicknessisgreaterthanKettler’s。\"
\"Youarejoking,Ihope。\"
\"Nay,notatall;Iamspeakingseriously,forthekissesIwassohappytosnatchfromyouattheballhaveinflamedmyblood,andifyouhavenotenoughkindnesstocuremeintheonlypossiblewayI
shallleaveColognewithalife—longgrief。\"
\"Putoffyourdeparture:whyshouldyoudesiretogotoStuttgartsoearnestly?Ithinkofyou,believeme,andIdonotwishtodeceiveyou;butitishardtofindanopportunity。\"
\"Ifyouhadnotthegeneral’scarriagewaitingforyouto—night,andIhadmine,Icouldtakeyouhomewithperfectpropriety。\"
\"Hush!Asyouhavenotyourcarriage,itismyparttotakeyouhome。Itisasplendididea,thatwemustsocontriveitthatitmaynotseemtobeaconcertedplan。Youmustgivemeyourarmtomycarriage,andIshallthenaskyouwhereyourcarriageis;youwillanswerthatyouhavenotgotone。Ishallaskyoutocomeintomine,andIwilldropyouatyourhotel。Itwillonlygiveusacoupleofminutes,butthatissomethingtillwearemorefortunate。\"
Irepliedtoheronlybyalookwhichexpressedtheintoxicationofmyspiritsattheprospectofsogreatbliss。
Althoughtheplaywasquiteashortone,itseemedtometolastforever。Atlastthecurtainfell,andwewentdownstairs。Whenwegottotheporticosheaskedmethequestionswehadagreedupon,andwhenItoldherIhadnotgotacarriage,shesaid,\"Iamgoingtothegeneral’stoaskafterhishealth;ifitwillnottakeyoutoomuchoutofyourway,Icanleaveyouatyourlodgingaswecomeback。\"
Itwasagrandidea。Weshouldpasstheentirelengthoftheill—
pavedtowntwice,andthuswesecuredalittlemoretime。