\"Hercheerfulspirits,\"sheadded,\"herartlesssimplicity,hernaturalwit,arelikeherbeauty,theymustbedressedintheVenetianfashion。Wearehighlypleasedwithmynephew’schoice,andhehasincurredeverlastingobligationstowardsyou。Ihopethatforthefutureyouwillconsiderourhouseasyourown。\"
Theinvitationwaspolite,perhapsitwassincere,yetIdidnotavailmyselfofit,andtheyweregladofit。AttheendofoneyearChristinepresentedherhusbandwithalivingtokenoftheirmutuallove,andthatcircumstanceincreasedtheirconjugalfelicity。
Weallfoundcomfortablequartersinthecount’shouseinTreviso,where,afterpartakingofsomerefreshments,theguestsretiredtorest。
ThenextmorningIwaswithCountAlgarottiandmytwofriendswhenCharlescamein,handsome,bright,andradiant。Whilehewasansweringwithmuchwitsomejokesofthecount,Ikeptlookingathimwithsomeanxiety,buthecameuptomeandembracedmewarmly。
Iconfessthatakissnevermademehappier。
Peoplewonderatthedevoutscoundrelswhocallupontheirsaintwhentheythinkthemselvesinneedofheavenlyassistance,orwhothankhimwhentheyimaginethattheyhaveobtainedsomefavourfromhim,butpeoplearewrong,foritisagoodandrightfeeling,whichpreachesagainstAtheism。
AttheinvitationofCharles,hisauntandhissisterhadgonetopayamorningvisittotheyoungwife,andtheyreturnedwithher。
Happinessnevershoneonamorelovelyface!
M。Algarotti,goingtowardsher,enquiredfromheraffectionatelywhethershehadhadagoodnight。Heronlyanswerwastorushtoherhusband’sarms。Itwasthemostartless,andatthesametimethemosteloquent,answershecouldpossiblegive。Thenturningherbeautifuleyestowardsme,andofferingmeherhand,shesaid,\"M。Casanova,Iamhappy,andIlovetobeindebtedtoyouformyhappiness。\"
Thetearswhichwereflowingfrommyeyes,asIkissedherhand,toldherbetterthanwordshowtrulyhappyIwasmyself。
Thedinnerpassedoffdelightfully。WethenleftforMestraandVenice。Weescortedthemarriedcoupletotheirhouse,andreturnedhometoamuseM。Bragadinwiththerelationofourexpedition。Thisworthyandparticularlylearnedmansaidathousandthingsaboutthemarriage,someofgreatprofundityandothersofgreatabsurdity。
Ilaughedinwardly。Iwastheonlyonewhohadthekeytothemystery,andcouldrealizethesecretofthecomedy。
EndMEMOIRSOFJACQUESCASANOVAdeSEINGALT1725—1798
VENETIANYEARS,Volume1e——MILANANDMANTUA
THERAREUNABRIDGEDLONDONEDITIONOF1894TRANSLATEDBYARTHUR
MACHENTOWHICHHASBEENADDEDTHECHAPTERSDISCOVERED
BYARTHURSYMONS。
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CHAPTERXX
SlightMisfortunesCompelMetoLeaveVenice——MyAdventuresinMilanandMantuaOnLowSundayCharlespaidusavisitwithhislovelywife,whoseemedtotallyindifferenttowhatChristineusedtobe。Herhairdressedwithpowderdidnotpleasemeaswellastheravenblackofherbeautifullocks,andherfashionabletownattiredidnot,inmyeyes,suitheraswellasherrichcountrydress。Butthecountenancesofhusbandandwifeborethestampofhappiness。
CharlesreproachedmeinafriendlymannerbecauseIhadnotcalledonceuponthem,and,inordertoatoneformyapparentnegligence,I
wenttoseethemthenextdaywithM。Dandolo。Charlestoldmethathiswifewasidolizedbyhisauntandhissisterwhohadbecomeherbosomfriend;thatshewaskind,affectionate,unassuming,andofadispositionwhichenforcedaffection。IwasnolesspleasedwiththisfavourablestateofthingsthanwiththefacilitywithwhichChristinewaslearningtheVenetiandialect。
WhenM。DandoloandIcalledattheirhouse,Charleswasnotathome;
Christinewasalonewithhistworelatives。Themostfriendlywelcomewasprofferedtous,andinthecourseofconversationtheauntpraisedtheprogressmadebyChristineinherwritingveryhighly,andaskedhertoletmeseehercopy—book。Ifollowedhertothenextroom,whereshetoldmethatshewasveryhappy;thateverydayshediscoverednewvirtuesinherhusband。Hehadtoldher,withouttheslightestappearanceofsuspicionofdispleasure,thatheknewthatwehadspenttwodaystogetherinTreviso,andthathehadlaughedatthewell—meaningfoolwhohadgivenhimthatpieceofinformationinthehopeofraisingacloudintheheavenoftheirfelicity。
Charleswastrulyendowedwithallthevirtues,withallthenoblequalitiesofanhonestanddistinguishedman。Twenty—sixyearsafterwardsIhappenedtorequiretheassistanceofhispurse,andfoundhimmytruefriend。Ineverwasafrequentvisitorathishouse,andheappreciatedmydelicacy。HediedafewmonthsbeforemylastdeparturefromVenice,leavinghiswidowineasycircumstances,andthreewell—educatedsons,allwithgoodpositions,whomay,forwhatIknow,bestilllivingwiththeirmother。
InJuneIwenttothefairatPadua,andmadetheacquaintanceofayoungmanofmyownage,whowasthenstudyingmathematicsunderthecelebratedProfessorSucci。HisnamewasTognolo,butthinkingitdidnotsoundwell,hechangeditforthatofFabris。Hebecame,inafteryears,ComtedeFabris,lieutenant—generalunderJosephII。,anddiedGovernorofTransylvania。Thisman,whoowedhishighfortunetohistalents,would,perhaps,havelivedanddiedunknownifhehadkepthisnameofTognolo,atrulyvulgarone。HewasfromUderzo,alargevillageoftheVenetianFriuli。HehadabrotherintheChurch,amanofparts,andagreatgamester,who,havingadeepknowledgeoftheworld,hadtakenthenameofFabris,andtheyoungerbrotherhadtoassumeitlikewise。Soonafterwardsheboughtanestatewiththetitleofcount,becameaVenetiannobleman,andhisoriginasacountrybumpkinwasforgotten。IfhehadkepthisnameofTognoloitwouldhaveinjuredhim,forhecouldnothavepronounceditwithoutremindinghishearersofwhatiscalled,bythemostcontemptibleofprejudices,lowextraction,andtheprivilegedclass,throughanabsurderror,doesnotadmitthepossibilityofapeasanthavingtalentorgenius。Nodoubtatimewillcomewhensociety,moreenlightened,andthereforemorereasonable,willacknowledgethatnoblefeelings,honour,andheroismcanbefoundineveryconditionoflifeaseasilyasinaclass,thebloodofwhichisnotalwaysexemptfromthetaintofamisalliance。
Thenewcount,whileheallowedotherstoforgethisorigin,wastoowisetoforgetithimself,andinlegaldocumentshealwayssignedhisfamilynameaswellastheonehehadadopted。Hisbrotherhadofferedhimtwowaystowinfortuneintheworld,leavinghimperfectlyfreeinhischoice。Bothrequiredanexpenditureofonethousandsequins,buttheabbehadputtheamountasideforthatpurpose。MyfriendhadtochoosebetweentheswordofMarsandthebirdofMinerva。TheabbeknewthathecouldpurchaseforhisbrotheracompanyinthearmyofhisImperialandApostolicMajesty,orobtainforhimaprofessorshipattheUniversityofPadua;formoneycandoeverything。Butmyfriend,whowasgiftedwithnoblefeelingsandgoodsense,knewthatineitherprofessiontalentsandknowledgewereessentials,andbeforemakingachoicehewasapplyinghimselfwithgreatsuccesstothestudyofmathematics。Heutlimatelydecideduponthemilitaryprofession,thusimitatingAchilles,whopreferredtheswordtothedistaff,andhepaidforitwithhislifelikethesonofPeleus;thoughnotsoyoung,andnotthroughawoundinflictedbyanarrow,butfromtheplague,whichhecaughtintheunhappycountryinwhichtheindolenceofEuropeallowstheTurkstoperpetuatethatfearfuldisease。
Thedistinguishedappearance,thenoblesentiments,thegreatknowledge,andthetalentsofFabriswouldhavebeenturnedintoridiculeinamancalledTognolo,forsuchistheforceofprejudices,particularlyofthosewhichhavenogroundtorestupon,thatanill—soundingnameisdegradinginthisourstupidsociety。
Myopinionisthatmenwhohaveanill—soundingname,oronewhichpresentsanindecentorridiculousidea,arerightinchangingitiftheyintendtowinhonour,fame,andfortuneeitherinartsorsciences。Noonecanreasonablydenythemthatright,providedthenametheyassumebelongstonobody。Thealphabetisgeneralproperty,andeveryonehastherighttouseitforthecreationofawordforminganappellativesound。Buthemusttrulycreateit。
Voltaire,inspiteofhisgenius,wouldnotperhapshavereachedposterityunderhisnameofArouet,especiallyamongsttheFrench,whoalwaysgivewaysoeasilytotheirkeensenseofridiculeandequivocation。Howcouldtheyhaveimaginedthatawriter’arouet’
couldbeamanofgenius?AndD’Alembert,wouldhehaveattainedhishighfame,hisuniversalreputation,ifhehadbeensatisfiedwithhisnameofM。LeRond,orMr。Allround?WhatwouldhavebecomeofMetastasiounderhistruenameofTrapasso?WhatimpressionwouldMelanchthonhavemadewithhisnameofSchwarzerd?Wouldhethenhavedaredtoraisethevoiceofamoralistphilosopher,ofareformeroftheEucharist,andsomanyotherholythings?WouldnotM。deBeauharnaishavecausedsomepersonstolaughandotherstoblushifhehadkepthisnameofBeauvit,evenifthefirstfounderofhisfamilyhadbeenindebtedforhisfortunetothefinequalityexpressedbythatname?
WouldtheBourbeuxhavemadeasgoodafigureonthethroneastheBourbons?IthinkthatKingPoniatowskioughttohaveabdicatedthenameofAugustus,whichhehadtakenatthetimeofhisaccessiontothethrone,whenheabdicatedroyalty。TheColeoniofBergamo,however,wouldfinditratherdifficulttochangetheirname,becausetheywouldbecompelledatthesametimetochangetheircoatofarms(thetwogenerativeglands),andthustoannihilatethegloryoftheirancestor,theheroBartholomeo。
TowardstheendofautumnmyfriendFabrisintroducedmetoafamilyinthemidstofwhichthemindandtheheartcouldfinddeliciousfood。ThatfamilyresidedinthecountryontheroadtoZero。Card—
playing,lovemaking,andpracticaljokesweretheorderoftheday。
Someofthosejokeswererathersevereones,buttheorderofthedaywasnevertogetangryandtolaughateverything,foronewastotakeeveryjestpleasantlyorbethoughtabore。Bedsteadswouldatnighttumbledownundertheiroccupants,ghostswerepersonated,diureticpillsorsugar—plumsweregiventoyoungladies,aswellascomfitswhoproducedcertainwindsrisingfromthenetherlands,andimpossibletokeepundercontrol。Thesejokeswouldsometimesgorathertoofar,butsuchwasthespiritanimatingallthemembersofthatcircle;theywouldlaugh。Iwasnotlessinuredthantheotherstothewarofoffenceanddefence,butatlasttherewassuchabitterjokeplayeduponmethatitsuggestedtomeanother,thefatalconsequencesofwhichputastoptothemaniabywhichwewereallpossessed。
Wewereinthehabitofwalkingtoafarmwhichwasabouthalfaleaguedistantbytheroad,butthedistancecouldbereducedbyhalfbygoingoveradeepandmiryditchacrosswhichanarrowplankwasthrown,andIalwaysinsistedupongoingthatway,inspiteofthefrightoftheladieswhoalwaystrembledonthenarrowbridge,althoughIneverfailedtocrossthefirst,andtooffermyhandtohelpthemover。Onefineday,Icrossedfirstsoastogivethemcourage,butsuddenly,whenIreachedthemiddleoftheplank,itgavewayunderme,andthereIwasintheditch,uptothechininstinkingmud,and,inspiteofmyinwardrage,obliged,accordingtothegeneralunderstanding,tojoininthemerrylaughterofallmycompanions。Butthemerrimentdidnotlastlong,forthejokewastoobad,andeveryonedeclaredittobeso。Somepeasantswerecalledtotherescue,andwithmuchdifficultytheydraggedmeoutinthemostawfulstate。Anentirelynewdress,embroideredwithspangles,mysilkstockings,mylace,everything,wasofcoursespoiled,butnotmindingit,Ilaughedmoreheartilythatanybodyelse,althoughIhadalreadymadeaninwardvowtohavethemostcruelrevenge。InordertoknowtheauthorofthatbitterjokeIhadonlytoappearcalmandindifferentaboutit。Itwasevidentthattheplankhadbeenpurposelysawn。Iwastakenbacktothehouse,ashirt,acoat,acompletecostume,werelentme,forIhadcomethattimeonlyfortwenty—fourhours,andhadnotbroughtanythingwithme。Iwenttothecitythenextmorning,andtowardstheeveningI
returnedtothegaycompany。Fabris,whohadbeenasangryasmyself,observedtomethattheperpetratorofthejokeevidentlyfelthisguilt,becausehetookgoodcarenottodiscoverhimself。
ButIunveiledthemysterybypromisingonesequintoapeasantwomanifshecouldfindoutwhohadsawntheplank。Shecontrivedtodiscovertheyoungmanwhohaddonethework。Icalledonhim,andtheofferofasequin,togetherwithmythreats,compelledhimtoconfessthathehadbeenpaidforhisworkbySignorDemetrio,aGreek,dealerinspices,agoodandamiablemanofbetweenforty—fiveandfiftyyears,onwhomIneverplayedanytrick,exceptinthecaseofapretty,youngservantgirlwhomhewascourting,andwhomIhadjuggledfromhim。
Satisfiedwithmydiscovery,Iwasrackingmybraintoinventagoodpracticaljoke,buttoobtaincompleterevengeitwasnecessarythatmytrickshouldproveworsethantheonehehadplayeduponme。
Unfortunatelymyimaginationwasatbay。Icouldnotfindanything。
Afuneralputanendtomydifficulties。
Armedwithmyhunting—knife,Iwentalonetothecemeteryalittleaftermidnight,andopeningthegraveofthedeadmanwhohadbeenburiedthatveryday,Icutoffoneofthearmsneartheshoulder,notwithoutsometrouble,andafterIhadre—buriedthecorpse,I
returnedtomyroomwiththearmofthedefunct。Thenextday,whensupperwasover,IleftthetableandretiredtomychamberasifI
intendedtogotobed,buttakingthearmwithmeIhidmyselfunderDemetrio’sbed。Ashorttimeafter,theGreekcomesin,undresseshimself,puthislightout,andliesdown。Igivehimtimetofallnearlyasleep;then,placingmyselfatthefootofthebed,Ipullawaytheclotheslittlebylittleuntilheishalfnaked。Helaughsandcallsout,\"Whoeveryoumaybe,goawayandletmesleepquietly,forIdonotbelieveinghosts;\"hecovershimselfagainandcomposeshimselftosleep。
Iwaitfiveorsixminutes,andpullagainatthebedclothes;butwhenhetriestodrawupthesheet,sayingthathedoesnotcareforghosts,Iopposesomeresistance。Hesitsupsoastocatchthehandwhichispullingattheclothes,andItakecarethatheshouldgetholdofthedeadhand。Confidentthathehascaughtthemanorthewomanwhowasplayingthetrick,hepullsittowardshim,laughingallthetime;Ikeeptightholdofthearmforafewinstants,andthenletitgosuddenly;theGreekfallsbackonhispillowwithoututteringasingleword。
Thetrickwasplayed,Ileavetheroomwithoutanynoise,and,reachingmychamber,gotobed。
Iwasfastasleep,whentowardsmorningIwasawokebypersonsgoingabout,andnotunderstandingwhytheyshouldbeupsoearly,Igotup。ThefirstpersonImet——themistressofthehouse——toldmethatIhadplayedanabominablejoke。
\"I?WhathaveIdone?\"
\"M。Demetrioisdying。\"
\"HaveIkilledhim?\"
Shewentawaywithoutansweringme。Idressedmyself,ratherfrightened,Iconfess,butdetermineduponpleadingcompleteignoranceofeverything,andIproceededtoDemetrio’sroom;andI
wasconfrontedwithhorror—strickencountenancesandbitterreproaches。Ifoundalltheguestsaroundhim。Iprotestedmyinnocence,buteveryonesmiled。Thearchpriestandthebeadle,whohadjustarrived,wouldnotburythearmwhichwaslyingthere,andtheytoldmethatIhadbeenguiltyofagreatcrime。
\"Iamastonished,reverendsir,\"Isaidtothepriest,\"atthehastyjudgmentwhichisthuspasseduponme,whenthereisnoprooftocondemnme。\"
\"Youhavedoneit,\"exclaimedalltheguests,\"youalonearecapableofsuchanabomination;itisjustlikeyou。Noonebutyouwouldhavedaredtodosuchathing!\"
\"Iamcompelled,\"saidthearchpriest,\"todrawupanofficialreport。\"
\"Asyouplease,Ihavenottheslightestobjection,\"Ianswered,\"I
havenothingtofear。\"
AndIlefttheroom。
Icontinuedtotakeitcoolly,andatthedinner—tableIwasinformedthatM。Demetriohadbeenbled,thathehadrecoveredtheuseofhiseyes,butnotofhistongueorofhislimbs。Thenextdayhecouldspeak,andIheard,afterIhadtakenleaveofthefamily,thathewasstupidandspasmodic。Thepoormanremainedinthatpainfulstatefortherestofhislife。Ifeltdeeplygrieved,butIhadnotintendedtoinjurehimsobadly。Ithoughtthatthetrickhehadplayeduponmemighthavecostmylife,andIcouldnothelpderivingconsolationfromthatidea。
Onthesameday,thearchpriestmadeuphismindtohavethearmburied,andtosendaformaldenunciation。againstmetotheepiscopalchancellorshipofTreviso。
AnnoyedatthereproacheswhichIreceivedonallsides,IreturnedtoVenice。AfortnightafterwardsIwassummonedtoappearbeforethe’magistratoallablasfemia’。IbeggedM。Barbarotoenquirethecauseoftheaforesaidsummons,foritwasaformidablecourt。Iwassurprisedattheproceedingsbeingtakenagainstme,asiftherehadbeenacertaintyofmyhavingdesecratedagrave,whilsttherecouldbenothingbutsuspicion。ButIwasmistaken,thesummonswasnotrelatingtothataffair。M。Barbaroinformedmeintheeveningthatawomanhadbroughtacomplaintagainstmeforhavingviolatedherdaughter。Shestatedinhercomplaintthat,havingdecoyedherchildtotheZuecca,Ihadabusedherbyviolence,andsheadducedasaproofthatherdaughterwasconfinedtoherbed,owingtothebadtreatmentshehadreceivedfrommeinmyendeavourstoravishher。
Itwasoneofthosecomplaintswhichareoftenmade,inordertogivetroubleandtocauseexpense,evenagainstinnocentpersons。Iwasinnocentofviolation,butitwasquitetruethatIhadgiventhegirlasoundthrashing。Ipreparedmydefence,andbeggedM。
Barbarotodeliverittothemagistrate’ssecretary。
DECLARATION
Iherebydeclarethat,onsuchaday,havingmetthewomanwithherdaughter,Iaccostedthemandofferedtogivethemsomerefreshmentsatacoffee—housenearby;thatthedaughterrefusedtoacceptmycaresses,andthatthemothersaidtome,——
\"Mydaughterisyetavirgin,andsheisquiterightnottolosehermaidenhoodwithoutmakingagoodprofitbyit。\"
\"Ifso,\"Ianswered,\"Iwillgiveyoutensequinsforhervirginity。\"
\"Youmayjudgeforyourself,\"saidthemother。
Havingassuredmyselfofthefactbytheassistanceofthesenseoffeeling,andhavingascertainedthatitmightbetrue,ItoldthemothertobringthegirlintheafternoontotheZuecca,andthatI
wouldgiveherthetensequins。Myofferwasjoyfullyaccepted,themotherbroughtherdaughtertome,shereceivedthemoney,andleavingustogetherintheGardenoftheCross,shewentaway。
WhenItriedtoavailmyselfoftherightforwhichIhadpaid,thegirl,mostlikelytrainedtothebusinessbyhermother,contrivedtopreventme。Atfirstthegameamusedme,butatlast,beingtiredofit,Itoldhertohavedone。SheansweredquietlythatitwasnotherfaultifIwasnotabletodowhatIwanted。Vexedandannoyed,Iplacedherinsuchapositionthatshefoundherselfatbay,but,makingaviolenteffort,shemanagedtochangeherpositionanddebarredmefrommakinganyfurtherattempts。
\"Why,\"Isaidtoher,\"didyoumove?\"
\"BecauseIwouldnothaveitinthatposition。\"
\"Youwouldnot?\"
\"No。\"
Withoutmoreado,Igotholdofabroomstick,andgaveheragoodlesson,inordertogetsomethingforthetensequinswhichIhadbeenfoolishenoughtopayinadvance。ButIhavebrokennoneofherlimbs,andItookcaretoapplymyblowsonlyonherposteriors,onwhichspotIhavenodoubtthatallthemarksmaybeseen。IntheeveningImadeherdressherselfagain,andsentherbackinaboatwhichchancedtopass,andshewaslandedinsafety。Themotherreceivedtensequins,thedaughterhaskeptherhatefulmaidenhood,and,ifIamguiltyofanything,itisonlyofhavinggivenathrashingtoaninfamousgirl,thepupilofastillmoreinfamousmother。
Mydeclarationhadnoeffect。Themagistratewasacquaintedwiththegirl,andthemotherlaughedathavingdupedmesoeasily。Iwassummoned,butdidnotappearbeforethecourt,andawritwasonthepointofbeingissuedagainstmybody,whenthecomplaintoftheprofanationofagravewasfiledagainstmebeforethesamemagistrate。ItwouldhavebeenlessseriousformeifthesecondaffairhadbeencarriedbeforetheCouncilofTen,becauseonecourtmighthavesavedmefromtheother。
Thesecondcrime,which,afterall,wasonlyajoke,washighfelonyintheeyesoftheclergy,andagreatdealwasmadeofit。Iwassummonedtoappearwithintwenty—fourhours,anditwasevidentthatIwouldbearrestedimmediatelyafterwards。M。deBragadin,whoalwaysgavegoodadvice,toldmethatthebestwaytoavoidthethreateningstormwastorunaway。Theadvicewascertainlywise,andIlostnotimeingettingready。
IhaveneverleftVenicewithsomuchregretasIdidthen,forIhadsomepleasantintriguesonhand,andIwasveryluckyatcards。Mythreefriendsassuredmethat,withinoneyearatthefurthest,thecasesagainstmewouldbeforgotten,andinVenice,whenpublicopinionhasforgottenanything,itcanbeeasilyarranged。
IleftVeniceintheeveningandthenextdayIsleptatVerona。TwodaysafterwardsIreachedMantua。Iwasalone,withplentyofclothesandjewels,withoutlettersofintroduction,butwithawell—
filledpurse,enjoyingexcellenthealthandmytwenty—threeyears。
InMantuaIorderedanexcellentdinner,theveryfirstthingoneoughttodoatalargehotel,andafterdinnerIwentoutforawalk。
Intheevening,afterIhadseenthecoffee—housesandtheplacesofresort,Iwenttothetheatre,andIwasdelightedtoseeMarinaappearonthestageasacomicdancer,amidthegreatestapplause,whichshedeserved,forshedancedbeautifully。Shewastall,handsome,verywellmadeandverygraceful。Iimmediatelyresolvedonrenewingmyacquaintancewithher,ifshehappenedtobefree,andaftertheoperaIengagedaboytotakemetoherhouse。Shehadjustsatdowntosupperwithsomeone,butthemomentshesawmeshethrewhernapkindownandflewtomyarms。Ireturnedherkisses,judgingbyherwarmththatherguestwasamanofnoconsequence。
Theservant,withoutwaitingfororders,hadalreadylaidaplateforme,andMarinainvitedmetositdownnearher。Ifeltvexed,becausetheaforesaidindividualhadnotrisentosaluteme,andbeforeIacceptedMarina’sinvitationIaskedherwhothegentlemanwas,begginghertointroduceme。
\"Thisgentleman,\"shesaid,\"isCountCeli,ofRome;heismylover。\"
\"Icongratulateyou,\"Isaidtoher,andturningtowardstheso—
calledcount,\"Sir,\"Iadded,\"donotbeangryatourmutualaffection,Marinaismydaughter。\"
\"Sheisaprostitute。\"
\"True,\"saidMarina,\"andyoucanbelievethecount,forheismyprocurer。\"
Atthosewords,thebrutethrewhisknifeatherface,butsheavoideditbyrunningaway。Thescoundrelfollowedher,butIdrewmysword,andsaid,\"Stop,oryouareadeadman。\"
IimmediatelyaskedMarinatoorderherservanttolightmeout,butshehastilyputacloakon,andtakingmyarmsheentreatedmetotakeherwithme。
\"Withpleasure,\"Isaid。
Thecounttheninvitedmetomeethimalone,onthefollowingday,attheCasinoofPomi,tohearwhathehadtosay。
\"Verywell,sir,atfourintheafternoon,\"Ianswered。
ItookMarinatomyinn,whereIlodgedherintheroomadjoiningmine,andwesatdowntosupper。
Marina,seeingthatIwasthoughtful,said,\"Areyousorrytohavesavedmefromtherageofthatbrute?\"
\"No,Iamgladtohavedoneso,buttellmetrulywhoandwhatheis。\"
\"Heisagamblerbyprofession,andgiveshimselfoutasCountCeli。
Imadehisacquaintancehere。Hecourtedme,invitedmetosupper,playedaftersupper,and,havingwonalargesumfromanEnglishmanwhomhehaddecoyedtohissupperbytellinghimthatIwouldbepresent,hegavemefiftyguineas,sayingthathehadgivenmeaninterestinhisbank。AssoonasIhadbecomehismistress,heinsisteduponmybeingcompliantwithallthemenhewantedtomakehisdupes,andatlasthetookuphisquartersatmylodgings。ThewelcomeIgaveyouverylikelyvexedhim,andyouknowtherest。
HereIam,andhereIwillremainuntilmydepartureforMantuawhereIhaveanengagementasfirstdancer。MyservantwillbringmeallI
needforto—night,andIwillgivehimorderstomoveallmyluggageto—morrow。Iwillnotseethatscoundrelanymore。Iwillbeonlyyours,ifyouarefreeasinCorfu,andifyoulovemestill。\"
\"Yes,mydearMarina,Idoloveyou,butifyouwishtobemymistress,youmustbeonlymine。\"
\"Oh!ofcourse。Ihavethreehundredsequins,andIwillgivethemtoyouto—morrowifyouwilltakemeasyourmistress。\"
\"Idonotwantanymoney;allIwantisyourself。Well,itisallarranged;to—morroweveningweshallfeelmorecomfortable。\"
\"Perhapsyouarethinkingofaduelforto—morrow?。Butdonotimaginesuchathing,dearest。Iknowthatman;heisanarrantcoward。\"
\"Imustkeepmyengagementwithhim。\"
\"Iknowthat,buthewillnotkeephis,andIamverygladofit。\"
Changingtheconversationandspeakingofouroldacquaintances,sheinformedmethatshehadquarreledwithherbrotherPetronio,thathersisterwasprimadonnainGenoa,andthatBellinoTheresewasstillinNaples,whereshecontinuedtoruindukes。Sheconcludedbysaying;
\"Iamthemostunhappyofthefamily。\"
\"Howso?Youarebeautiful,andyouhavebecomeanexcellentdancer。
Donotbesoprodigalofyourfavours,andyoucannotfailtomeetwithamanwhowilltakecareofyourfortune。\"
\"Tobesparingofmyfavoursisverydifficult;whenIlove,Iamnolongermine,butwhenIdonotlove,Icannotbeamiable。Well,dearest,Icouldbeveryhappywithyou。\"
\"DearMarina,Iamnotwealthy,andmyhonourwouldnotallowme……\"
\"Holdyourtongue;Iunderstandyou。\"
\"Whyhaveyounotalady’smaidwithyouinsteadofamaleservant?\"
\"Youareright。Amaidwouldlookmorerespectable,butmyservantissocleverandsofaithful!\"
\"Icanguessallhisqualities,butheisnotafitservantforyou。\"
ThenextdayafterdinnerIleftMarinagettingreadyforthetheatre,andhavingputeverythingofvalueIpossessedinmypocket,ItookacarriageandproceededtotheCasinoofPomi。Ifeltconfidentofdisablingthefalsecount,andsentthecarriageaway。
Iwasconsciousofbeingguiltyofgreatfollyinexposingmylifewithsuchanadversary。Imighthavebrokenmyengagementwithhimwithoutimplicatingmyhonour,but,thefactisthatIfeltwelldisposedforafight,andasIwascertainlyintherightIthoughttheprospectofaduelverydelightful。Avisittoadancer,abruteprofessingtobeanobleman,whoinsultsherinmypresence,whowantstokillher,whoallowshertobecarriedoffinhisveryteeth,andwhoseonlyoppositionistogivemeanappointment!ItseemedtomethatifIhadfailedtocome,Ishouldhavegivenhimtherighttocallmeacoward。
Thecounthadnotyetarrived。Ienteredthecoffee—roomtowaitforhim。Imetagood—lookingFrenchmanthere,andIaddressedhim。
Beingpleasedwithhisconversation,ItoldhimthatIexpectedthearrivalofaman,andthatasmyhonourrequiredthatheshouldfindmealoneIwouldfeelgratefulifhewouldgoawayassoonasIsawthemanapproaching。AshorttimeafterwardsIsawmyadversarycomingalong,butwithasecond。IthentoldtheFrenchmanthathewouldobligemebyremaining,andheacceptedasreadilyasifIhadinvitedhimtoapartyofpleasure。Thecountcameinwithhisfollower,whowassportingaswordatleastfortyincheslong,andhadallthelookofacut—throat。Iadvancedtowardsthecount,andsaidtohimdryly,——
\"Youtoldmethatyouwouldcomealone。\"
\"Myfriendwillnotbeintheway,asIonlywanttospeaktoyou。\"
\"IfIhadknownthat,Iwouldnothavegoneoutofmyway。Butdonotletusbenoisy,andletusgotosomeplacewherewecanexchangeafewwordswithoutbeingseen。Followme。\"
Ileftthecoffee—roomwiththeyoungFrenchman,who,beingwellacquaintedwiththeplace,tookmetothemostfavourablespot,andwewaitedthereforthetwootherchampions,whowerewalkingslowlyandtalkingtogether。WhentheywerewithintenpacesIdrewmyswordandcalleduponmyadversarytogetready。MyFrenchmanhadalreadytakenouthissword,buthekeptitunderhisarm。
\"Twotoone!\"exclaimedCeli。
\"Sendyourfriendaway,andthisgentlemanwillgolikewise;atallevents,yourfriendwearsasword,thereforewearetwoagainsttwo。\"
\"Yes,\"saidtheFrenchman,\"letushaveafour—handedgame。\"
\"Idonotcrossswordswithadancer,\"saidthecutthroat。
Hehadscarcelyutteredthosewordswhenmyfriend,goinguptohim,toldhimthatadancerwascertainlyasgoodasablackleg,andgavehimaviolentbowwiththeflatofhisswordontheface。IfollowedhisexamplewithCeli,whobegantobeataretreat,andsaidthatheonlywantedtotellmesomething,andthathewouldfightafterwards。
\"Well,speak。\"
\"YouknowmeandIdonotknowyou。Tellmewhoyouare。\"
Myonlyanswerwastoresumelayingmysworduponthescoundrel,whiletheFrenchmanwasshewingthesamedexterityuponthebackofhiscompanion,butthetwocowardstooktotheirheels,andtherewasnothingforustodobuttosheatheourweapons。ThusdidtheduelendinamannerevenmoreamusingthanMarinaherselfhadanticipated。
MybraveFrenchmanwasexpectingsomeoneatthecasino。Ilefthimafterinvitinghimtosupperforthateveningaftertheopera。I
gavehim;thenamewhichIhadassumedformyjourneyandtheaddressofmyhotel。
IgaveMarinaafulldescriptionoftheadventure。
\"Iwill,\"shesaid,\"amuseeverybodyatthetheatrethiseveningwiththestoryofyourmeeting。Butthatwhichpleasesmemostisthat,ifyoursecondisreallyadancer,hecanbenootherthanM。
Baletti,whoisengagedwithmefortheMantuaTheatre。\"
Istoredallmyvaluablesinmytrunkagain,andwenttotheopera,whereIsawBaletti,whorecognizedme,andpointedmeouttoallhisfriends,towhomhewasrelatingtheadventure。Hejoinedmeaftertheperformance,andaccompaniedmetotheinn。Marina,whohadalreadyreturned,cametomyroomassoonassheheardmyvoice,andIwasamusedatthesurpriseoftheamiableFrenchman,whenhesawtheyoungartistwithwhomhehadengagedtodancethecomicparts。
Marina,althoughanexcellentdancer,didnotliketheseriousstyle。
ThosetwohandsomeadeptsofTerpsichorehadnevermetbefore,andtheybegananamorouswarfarewhichmademeenjoymysupperimmensely,because,ashewasafellowartist,MarinaassumedtowardsBalettiatonewelladaptedtothecircumstances,andverydifferenttoherusualmannerwithothermen。Sheshonewithwitandbeautythatevening,andwasinanexcellenttemper,forshehadbeenmuchapplaudedbythepublic,thetrueversionoftheCelibusinessbeingalreadywellknown。
Thetheatrewastobeopenonlyfortenmorenights,andasMarinawishedtoleaveMilanimmediatelyafterthelastperformance,wedecidedontravellingtogether。Inthemeantime,IinvitedBaletti(itwasanItaliannamewhichhehadadoptedforthestage)tobeourguestduringtheremainderofourstayinMilan。Thefriendshipbetweenushadagreatinfluenceuponallthesubsequenteventsofmylife,asthereaderwillseeintheseMemoirs。Hehadgreattalentasadancer,butthatwastheleastofhisexcellentqualities。Hewashonest,hisfeelingswerenoble,hehadstudiedmuch,andhehadreceivedthebesteducationthatcouldbegiveninthosedaysinFrancetoanobleman。
OnthethirddayIsawplainlythatMarinawishedtomakeaconquestofhercolleague,andfeelingwhatgreatadvantagemightaccruetoherfromitIresolvedonhelpingher。Shehadapost—chaisefortwopersons,andIeasilypersuadedhertotakeBalettiwithher,sayingthatIwishedtoarrivealoneinMantuaforseveralreasonswhichI
couldnotconfidetoher。ThefactwasthatifIhadarrivedwithher,peoplewouldhavenaturallysupposedthatIwasherlover,andI
wishedtoavoidthat。Balettiwasdelightedwiththeproposal;heinsisteduponpayinghisshareoftheexpenses,butMarinawouldnothearofit。Thereasonsallegedbytheyoungmanforpayinghisownexpenseswereexcellentones,anditwaswithgreatdifficultythatI
prevaileduponhimtoacceptMarina’soffer,butIultimatelysucceeded。Ipromisedtowaitforthemontheroad,soastotakedinnerandsuppertogether,andonthedayappointedforourdepartureIleftMilanonehourbeforethem。
ReachingthecityofCremonaveryearly,whereweintendedtosleep,Itookawalkaboutthestreets,and,findingacoffee—house,Iwentin。ImadetheretheacquaintanceofaFrenchofficer,andweleftthecoffee—roomtogethertotakeashortramble。Averyprettywomanhappenedtopassinacarriage,andmycompanionstoppedhertosayafewwords。Theirconversationwassoonover,andtheofficerjoinedmeagain。
\"Whoisthatlovelylady?\"Ienquired。
\"Sheisatrulycharmingwoman,andIcantellyouananecdoteaboutherworthyofbeingtransmittedtoposterity。YouneednotsupposethatIamgoingtoexaggerate,fortheadventureisknowntoeverybodyinCremona。Thecharmingwomanwhomyouhavejustseenisgiftedwithwitgreatereventhanherbeauty,andhereisaspecimenofit。Ayoungofficer,oneamongstmanymilitarymenwhowerecourtingher,whenMarshaldeRichelieuwascommandinginGenoa,boastedofbeingtreatedbyherwithmorefavourthanalltheothers,andoneday,intheverycoffee—roomwherewemet,headvisedabrotherofficernottolosehistimeincourtingher,becausehehadnochancewhateverofobtaininganyfavour。
\"’Mydearfellow,’saidtheotherofficer,’Ihaveamuchbetterrighttogiveyouthatpieceofadvice;forIhavealreadyobtainedfromhereverythingwhichcanbegrantedtoalover。’
\"’Iamcertainthatyouaretellingalie,’exclaimedtheyoungman,’andIrequestyoutofollowmeout。’
\"’Mostwillingly,’saidtheindiscreetswain,’butwhatisthegoodofascertainingthetruththroughaduelandofcuttingourthroats,whenIcanmaketheladyherselfcertifythefactinyourpresence。’
\"’Ibettwenty—fivelouisthatitisalluntrue,’saidtheincredulousofficer。
\"’Iacceptyourbet。Letusgo。’
\"Thetwocontendingpartiesproceededtogethertowardsthedwellingoftheladywhomyousawjustnow,whowastonamethewinnerofthetwenty—fivelouis。
\"Theyfoundherinherdressing—room。’Wellgentlemen,’shesaid,’whatluckywindhasbroughtyouheretogetheratthishour?
\"’Itisabet,madam,’answeredtheunbelievingofficer,’andyoualonecanbetheumpireinourquarrel。Thisgentlemanhasbeenboastingofhavingobtainedfromyoueverythingawomancangranttothemostfavouredlover。Ihavegivenhimthelieinthemostimpressivemanner,andaduelwastoensue,whenheofferedtohavethetruthofhisboastcertifiedbyyou。Ihavebettwenty—fiveLouisthatyouwouldnotadmitit,andhehastakenmybet。Now,madam,youcansaywhichofustwoisright。’
\"Youhavelost,sir,\"shesaidtohim;’butnowIbegbothofyoutoquitmyhouse,andIgiveyoufairwarningthatifyoueverdaretoshewyourfaceshereagain,youwillbesorryforit。’
\"Thetwoheedlessfellowswentawaydreadfullymortified。Theunbelieverpaidthebet,buthewasdeeplyvexed,calledtheotheracoxcomb,andaweekafterwardskilledhiminaduel。
\"Sincethattimetheladygoestothecasino,andcontinuestomixinsociety,butdoesnotseecompanyatherownhouse,andlivesinperfectaccordwithherhusband。\"
\"Howdidthehusbandtakeitall?\"
\"Quitewell,andlikeanintelligent,sensibleman。Hesaidthat,ifhiswifehadacteddifferently,hewouldhaveappliedforadivorce,becauseinthatcasenoonewouldhaveentertainedadoubtofherbeingguilty。\"
\"Thathusbandisindeedasensiblefellow。Itiscertainthat,ifhiswifehadgiventhelietotheindiscreetofficer,hewouldhavepaidthebet,buthewouldhavestoodbywhathehadsaid,andeverybodywouldhavebelievedhim。Bydeclaringhimthewinnerofthebetshehascutthemattershort,andshehasavoidedajudgmentbywhichshewouldhavebeendishonoured。Theinconsiderateboasterwasguiltyofadoublemistakeforwhichhepaidthepenaltyofhislife,buthisadversarywasasmuchwantingindelicacy,forinsuchmattersrightly—mindedmendonotventureuponbetting。Iftheonewhosaysyesisimprudent,theonewhosaysnoisadupe。Ilikethelady’spresenceofmind。\"
\"Butwhatsentencewouldyoupassonher。Guiltyornotguilty?\"
\"Notguilty。\"
\"Iamofthesameopinion,andithasbeentheverdictofthepubliclikewise,forshehassincebeentreatedevenbetterthanbeforetheaffair。Youwillsee,ifyougotothecasino,andIshallbehappytointroduceyoutoher\"
Iinvitedtheofficertosupwithus,andwespentaverypleasantevening。Afterhehadgone,IremarkedwithpleasurethatMarinawascapableofobservingtherulesofpropriety。Shehadtakenabedroomtoherself,soasnottohurtthefeelingsofherrespectablefellow—
dancer。
WhenIarrivedinMantua,IputupatSt。Mark’shotel。Marina,towhomIhadgivenanoticethatmyintentionwastocallonherbutseldom,tookupherabodeinthehouseassignedtoherbythetheatricalmanager。
Intheafternoonofthesameday,asIwaswalkingabout,Iwentintoabookseller’sshoptoascertainwhethertherewasanynewworkout。
Iremainedtherewithoutperceivingthatthenighthadcome,andonbeingtoldthattheshopwasgoingtobeclosed,Iwentout。IhadonlygoneafewyardswhenIwasarrestedbyapatrol,theofficerofwhichtoldmethat,asIhadnolanternandaseighto’clockhadstruck,hisdutywastotakemetotheguardhouse。ItwasinvainthatIobservedthat,havingarrivedonlyintheafternoon,Icouldnotknowthatorderofthepolice。Iwascompelledtofollowhim。
Whenwereachedtheguardhouse,theofficerofthepatrolintroducedmetohiscaptain,atall,fine—lookingyoungmanwhoreceivedmeinthemostcheerfulmanner。IbeggedhimtoletmereturntomyhotelasIneededrestaftermyjourney。Helaughedandanswered,\"No,indeed,Iwantyoutospendajoyousnightwithme,andingoodcompany。\"Hetoldtheofficertogivemebackmysword,and,addressingmeagain,hesaid,\"Ionlyconsideryou,mydearsir,asmyfriendandguest。\"
Icouldnothelpbeingamusedatsuchanovelmodeofinvitation,andIacceptedit。HegavesomeorderstoaGermansoldier,andsoonafterwardsthetablewaslaidoutforfourpersons。Thetwootherofficersjoinedus,andwehadaverygaysupper。Whenthedeserthadbeenservedthecompanywasincreasedbythearrivaloftwodisgusting,dissolutefemales。Agreenclothwasspreadoverthetable,andoneoftheofficersbeganafarobank。Ipuntedsoasnottoappearunwillingtojointhegame,andafterlosingafewsequinsIwentouttobreathethefreshair,forwehaddrunkfreely。Oneofthetwofemalesfollowedme,teasedme,andfinallycontrived,inspiteofmyself,tomakemeapresentwhichcondemnedmetoaregimenofsixweeks。Afterthatfineexploit,Iwentinagain。
Ayoungandpleasantofficer,whohadlostsomefifteenortwentysequins,wasswearinglikeatrooperbecausethebankerhadpocketedhismoneyandwasgoing。Theyoungofficerhadagreatdealofgoldbeforehimonthetable,andhecontendedthatthebankeroughttohavewarnedhimthatitwouldbethelastgame。
\"Sir,\"Isaidtohim,politely,\"youareinthewrong,forfaroisthefreestofgames。Whydoyounottakethebankyourself?\"
\"Itwouldbetoomuchtrouble,andthesegentlemendonotpunthighenoughforme,butifthatsortofthingamusesyou,takethebankandIwillpunt。\"
\"Captain,\"Isaid,\"willyoutakeafourthshareinmybank?\"
\"Willingly。\"
\"Gentlemen,IbegyoutogivenoticethatIwilllaythecardsdownaftersixgames。\"
Iaskedfornewpacksofcards,andputthreehundredsequinsonthetable。Thecaptainwroteonthebackofacard,\"Goodforahundredsequins,O’Neilan,\"andplacingitwithmygoldIbeganmybank。
Theyoungofficerwasdelighted,andsaidtome,\"Yourbankmightbedefunctbeforetheendofthesixthgame。\"
Ididnotanswer,andtheplaywenton。
Atthebeginningofthefifthgame,mybankwasinthepangsofdeath;theyoungofficerwasinhighglee。IratherastonishedhimbytellinghimthatIwasgladtolose,forIthoughthimamuchmoreagreeablecompanionwhenhewaswinning。
Therearesomecivilitieswhichverylikelyproveunluckyforthosetowhomtheyareaddressed,anditturnedoutsointhiscase,formycomplimentturnedhisbrain。Duringthefifthgame,arunofadversecardsmadehimloseallhehadwon,andashetriedtodoviolencetoDameFortuneinthesixthround,helosteverysequinhehad。
\"Sir,\"hesaidtome,\"youhavebeenverylucky,butIhopeyouwillgivememyrevengeto—morrow。\"
\"Itwouldbewiththegreatestpleasure,sir,butIneverplayexceptwhenIamunderarrest。\"
Icountedmymoney,andfoundthatIhadwantwohundredandfiftysequins,besidesadebtoffiftysequinsduebyanofficerwhoplayedontrustwhichCaptainO’Neilantookonhisownaccount。Icompletedhisshare,andatday—breakheallowedmetogoaway。
AssoonasIgottomyhotel,Iwenttobed,andwhenIawoke,IhadavisitfromCaptainLaurent,theofficerwhohadplayedontrust。
Thinkingthathisobjectwastopaymewhathehadlost,ItoldhimthatO’Neilanhadtakenhisdebtonhimself,butheansweredthanhehadonlycalledforthepurposeofbeggingofmealoanofsixsequinsonhisnoteofhand,bywhichhewouldpledgehishonourtorepaymewithinoneweek。Igavehimthemoney,andhebeggedthatthematter,mightremainbetweenus。
\"Ipromiseit,\"Isaidtohim,\"butdonotbreakyourword。\"
ThenextdayIwasill,andthereaderisawareofthenatureofmyillness。Iimmediatelyplacedmyselfunderapropercourseofdiet,howeverunpleasantitwasatmyage;butIkepttomysystem,anditcuredmerapidly。
ThreeorfourdaysafterwardsCaptainO’Neilancalledonme,andwhenItoldhimthenatureofmysicknesshelaughed,muchtomysurprise。
\"Thenyouwereallrightbeforethatnight?\"heenquired。
\"Yes,myhealthwasexcellent。\"
\"Iamsorrythatyoushouldhavelostyourhealthinsuchanuglyplace。IwouldhavewarnedyouifIhadthoughtyouhadanyintentionsinthatquarter。\"
\"Didyouknowofthewomanhaving……?\"
\"Zounds!DidInot?ItisonlyaweeksinceIpaidavisittotheverysameplacemyself,andIbelievethecreaturewasallrightbeforemyvisit。\"
\"ThenIhavetothankyouforthepresentshehasbestoweduponme。\"
\"Mostlikely;butitisonlyatrifle,andyoucaneasilygetcuredifyoucaretotakethetrouble。\"
\"What!Doyounottrytocureyourself?\"
\"Faith,no。Itwouldbetoomuchtroubletofollowaregulardiet,andwhatistheuseofcuringsuchatriflinginconveniencewhenIamcertainofgettingitagaininafortnight。TentimesinmylifeI
havehadthatpatience,butIgottiredofit,andforthelasttwoyearsIhaveresignedmyself,andnowIputupwithit。\"
\"Ipityyou,foramanlikeyouwouldhavegreatsuccessinlove。\"
\"Idonotcareafigforlove;itrequirescareswhichwouldbothermemuchmorethantheslightinconveniencetowhichwewerealluding,andtowhichIamusednow。\"
\"Iamnotofyouropinion,fortheamorouspleasureisinsipidwhenlovedoesnotthrowalittlespiceinit。Doyouthink,forinstance,thattheuglywretchImetattheguard—roomisworthwhatInowsufferonheraccount?\"
\"Ofcoursenot,andthatiswhyIamsorryforyou。IfIhadknown,Icouldhaveintroducedyoutosomethingbetter。\"
\"Theverybestinthatlineisnotworthmyhealth,andhealthoughttobesacrificedonlyforlove。\"
\"Oh!youwantwomenworthyoflove?Thereareafewhere;stopwithusforsometime,andwhenyouarecuredthereisnothingtopreventyoufrommakingconquests。\"
O’Neilanwasonlytwenty—threeyearsold;hisfather,whowasdead,hadbeenageneral,andthebeautifulCountessBorsatiwashissister。HepresentedmetotheCountessZanardiNerli,stillmorelovelythanhissister,butIwasprudentenoughnottoburnmyincensebeforeeitherofthem,foritseemedtomethateverybodycouldguessthestateofmyhealth。
IhavenevermetayoungmanmoreaddictedtodebaucherythanO’Neilan。Ihaveoftenspentthenightramblingaboutwithhim,andIwasamazedathiscynicalboldnessandimpudence。Yethewasnoble,generous,brave,andhonourable。Ifinthosedaysyoungofficerswereoftenguiltyofsomuchimmorality,ofsomanyvileactions,itwasnotsomuchtheirfaultasthefaultoftheprivilegeswhichtheyenjoyedthroughcustom,indulgence,orpartyspirit。Hereisanexample:
OnedayO’Neilan,havingdrunkratherfreely,ridesthroughthecityatfullspeed。Apooroldwomanwhowascrossingthestreethasnotimetoavoidhim,shefalls,andherheadiscutopenbythehorse’sfeet。O’Neilanplaceshimselfunderarrest,butthenextdayheissetatliberty。Hehad,onlytopleadthatitwasanaccident。
TheofficerLaurentnothavingcalleduponmetoredeemhispromisorynoteofsixsequinsduringtheweek,ItoldhiminthestreetthatI
wouldnolongerconsidermyselfboundtokeeptheaffairsecret。
Insteadofexcusinghimself,hesaid,\"Idonotcare!\"
Theanswerwasinsulting,andIintendedtocompelhimtogivemereparation,butthenextdayO’NeilantoldmethatCaptainLaurenthadgonemadandhadbeenlockedupinamad—house。Hesubsequentlyrecoveredhisreason,buthisconductwassoinfamousthathewascashiered。
O’Neilan,whowasasbraveasBayard,waskilledafewyearsafterwardsatthebattleofPrague。AmanofhiscomplexionwascertaintofallthevictimofMarsorofVenus。Hemightbealivenowifhehadbeenendowedonlywiththecourageofthefox,buthehadthecourageofthelion。Itisavirtueinasoldier,butalmostafaultinanofficer。Thosewhobravedangerwithafullknowledgeofitareworthyofpraise,butthosewhodonotrealizeitescapeonlybyamiracle,andwithoutanymeritattachingitselftothem。
Yetwemustrespectthosegreatwarriors,fortheirunconquerablecourageistheoffspringofastrongsoul,ofavirtuewhichplacesthemaboveordinarymortals。
WheneverIthinkofPrinceCharlesdeLigneIcannotrestrainmytears。HewasasbraveasAchilles,butAchilleswasinvulnerable。
Hewouldbealivenowifhehadrememberedduringthefightthathewasmortal。Whoaretheythat,havingknownhim,havenotshedtearsinhismemory?Hewashandsome,kind,polished,learned,aloverofthearts,cheerful,wittyinhisconversation,apleasantcompanion,andamanofperfectequability。Fatal,terriblerevolution!A
cannonballtookhimfromhisfriends,fromhisfamily,fromthehappinesswhichsurroundedhim。
ThePrincedeWaldeckhasalsopaidthepenaltyofhisintrepiditywiththelossofonearm。Itissaidthatheconsoleshimselfforthatlosswiththeconsciousnessthatwiththeremainingonehecanyetcommandanarmy。
Oyouwhodespiselife,tellmewhetherthatcontemptofliferendersyouworthyofit?
TheoperaopenedimmediatelyafterEaster,andIwaspresentateveryperformance。Iwasthenentirelycured,andhadresumedmyusuallife。IwaspleasedtoseethatBalettishewedoffMarinatothebestadvantage。Inevervisitedher,butBalettiwasinthehabitofbreakfastingwithmealmosteverymorning。
Hehadoftenmentionedanoldactresswhohadleftthestageformorethantwentyyears,andpretendedtohavebeenmyfather’sfriend。
OnedayItookafancytocalluponher,andheaccompaniedmetoherhouse。
Isawanold,broken—downcronewhosetoiletastonishedmeasmuchasherperson。Inspiteofherwrinkles,herfacewasplasteredwithredandwhite,andhereyebrowswereindebtedtoIndiainkfortheirblackappearance。Sheexposedone—halfofherflabby,disgustingbosom,andtherecouldbenodoubtastoherfalsesetofteeth。Sheworeawigwhichfittedverybadly,andallowedtheintrusionofafewgrayhairswhichhadsurvivedthehavocoftime。Hershakinghandsmademinequiverwhenshepressedthem。Shediffusedaperfumeofamberatadistanceoftwentyyards,andheraffected,mincingmanneramusedandsickenedmeatthesametime。Herdressmightpossiblyhavebeenthefashiontwentyyearsbefore。Iwaslookingwithdreadatthefearfulhavocofoldageuponafacewhich,beforemercilesstimehadblightedit,hadevidentlybeenhandsome,butwhatamazedmewasthechildisheffronterywithwhichthistime—witheredspecimenofwomankindwasstillwagingwarwiththehelpofherblastedcharms。
Baletti,whofearedlestmytoovisibleastonishmentshouldvexher,toldherthatIwasamazedatthefactthatthebeautifulstrawberrywhichbloomeduponherchesthadnotbeenwitheredbythehandofTime。Itwasabirth—markwhichwasreallyverymuchlikeastrawberry。\"Itisthatmark,\"saidtheoldwoman,simpering,\"whichgavemethenameof’LaFragoletta。’\"
Thosewordsmademeshudder。
Ihadbeforemyeyesthefatalphantomwhichwasthecauseofmyexistence。Isawthewomanwhohadthirtyyearsbefore,seducedmyfather:ifithadnotbeenforher,hewouldneverhavethoughtofleavinghisfather’shouse,andwouldneverhaveengenderedmeinthewombofaVenetianwoman。Ihaveneverbeenoftheopinionoftheoldauthorwhosays,’Nemovitamvelletsidareturscientibus’。
SeeinghowthoughtfulIwas,shepolitelyenquiredmynamefromBaletti,forhehadpresentedmeonlyasafriend,andwithouthavinggivenhernoticeofmyvisit。WhenhetoldherthatmynamewasCasanova,shewasextremelysurprised。
\"Yes,madam,\"Isaid,\"IamthesonofGaetanCasanova,ofParma。\"
\"Heavensandearth!whatisthis?Ah!myfriend,Iadoredyourfather!Hewasjealouswithoutcause,andabandonedme。Hadhenotdoneso,youwouldhavebeenmyson!Allowmetoembraceyouwiththefeelingsofalovingmother。\"
Iexpectedasmuch,and,forfearsheshouldfall,Iwenttoher,receivedherkiss,andabandonedmyselftohertenderrecollections。
Stillanactress,shepressedherhandkerchieftohereyes,pretendingtoweep,andassuringmethatIwasnottodoubtthetruthofwhatshesaid。
\"Although,\"sheadded,\"Idonotlookanoldwomanyet。\"
\"Theonlyfaultofyourdearfather,\"shecontinued,\"wasawantofgratitude\"
Ihavenodoubtthatshepassedthesamesentenceupontheson,for,inspiteofherkindinvitation,Ineverpaidheranothervisit。
Mypursewaswellfilled,andasIdidnotcareforMantua,I
resolvedongoingtoNaples,toseeagainmydearTherese,DonnaLucrezia,Palofatherandson,DonAntonioCasanova,andallmyformeracquaintances。However,mygoodgeniusdidnotapproveofthatdecision,forIwasnotallowedtocarryitintoexecution。I
shouldhaveleftMantuathreedayslater,hadInotgonetotheoperathatnight。
Ilivedlikeananchoriteduringmytwomonths’stayinMantua,owingtothefolly。Icommittedonthenightofmyarrival。Iplayedonlythattime,andthenIhadbeenlucky。Myslighteroticinconvenience,bycompellingmetofollowthedietnecessarytomycure,mostlikelysavedmefromgreatermisfortuneswhich,perhaps,Ishouldnothavebeenabletoavoid。
CHAPTERXXI
MyJourneytoCesenainSearchofTreasure——ITakeUpMyQuartersinFranzia’sHouse——HisDaughterJavotteTheoperawasnearlyoverwhenIwasaccostedbyayoungmanwho,abruptly,andwithoutanyintroduction,toldmethatasastranger——
IhadbeenverywronginspendingtwomonthsinMantuawithoutpayingavisittothenaturalhistorycollectionbelongingtohisfather,DonAntonioCapitani,commissaryandprebendalpresident。
\"Sir,\"Ianswered,\"Ihavebeenguiltyonlythroughignorance,andifyouwouldbesogoodastocallformeatmyhotelto—morrowmorning,beforetheeveningIshallhaveatonedformyerror,andyouwillnolongerhavetherighttoaddressmethesamereproach\"
Thesonoftheprebendalcommissarycalledforme,andIfoundinhisfatheramosteccentric,whimsicalsortofman。Thecuriositiesofhiscollectionconsistedofhisfamilytree,ofbooksofmagic,relics,coinswhichhebelievedtobeantediluvian,amodelofthearktakenfromnatureatthetimewhenNoaharrivedinthatextraordinaryharbour,MountArarat,inArmenia。Heloadseveralmedals,oneofSesostris,anotherofSemiramis,andanoldknifeofaqueershape,coveredwithrust。Besidesallthosewonderfultreasures,hepossessed,butunderlockandkey,alltheparaphernaliaoffreemasonry。
\"Pray,tellme,\"Isaidtohim,\"whatrelationthereisbetweenthiscollectionandnaturalhistory?Iseenothinghererepresentingthethreekingdoms。\"
\"What!Youdonotseetheantediluviankingdom,thatofSesostrisandthatofSemiramis?Arenotthosethethreekingdoms?\"
WhenIheardthatanswerIembracedhimwithanexclamationofdelight,whichwassarcasticinitsintent,butwhichhetookforadmiration,andheatonceunfoldedallthetreasuresofhiswhimsicalknowledgerespectinghispossessions,endingwiththerustybladewhichhesaidwastheveryknifewithwhichSaintPetercutofftheearofMalek。
\"What!\"Iexclaimed,\"youarethepossessorofthisknife,andyouarenotasrichasCroesus?\"
\"HowcouldIbesothroughthepossessionoftheknife?\"
\"Intwoways。Inthefirstplace,youcouldobtainpossessionofallthetreasureshiddenundergroundintheStatesoftheChurch。\"
\"Yes,thatisanaturalconsequence,becauseSt。Peterhasthekeys。\"
\"Inthesecondplace,youmightselltheknifetothePope,ifyouhappentopossessproofofitsauthenticity。\"
\"Youmeantheparchment。OfcourseIhaveit;doyouthinkIwouldhaveboughtonewithouttheother?\"
\"Allright,then。Inordertogetpossessionofthatknife,thePopewould,Ihavenodoubt,makeacardinalofyourson,butyoumusthavethesheathtoo。\"
\"Ihavenotgotit,butitisunnecessary。AtalleventsIcanhaveonemade。\"
\"Thatwouldnotdo,youmusthavetheveryoneinwhichSaintPeterhimselfsheathedtheknifewhenGodsaid,’Mittegladiumtuuminvaginam’。Thatverysheathdoesexist,anditisnowinthehandsofapersonwhomightsellittoyouatareasonableprice,oryoumightsellhimyourknife,forthesheathwithouttheknifeisofnousetohim,justastheknifeisuselesstoyouwithoutthesheath。\"
\"Howmuchwoulditcostme?\"
\"Onethousandsequins。\"
\"Andhowmuchwouldthatpersongivemefortheknife?\"
\"Onethousandsequins,foronehasasmuchvalueastheother。\"
Thecommissary,greatlyastonished,lookedathisson,andsaid,withthevoiceofajudgeonthebench,\"Well,son,wouldyoueverhavethoughtthatIwouldbeofferedonethousandsequinsforthisknife?\"
Hethenopenedadrawerandtookoutofitanoldpieceofpaper,whichheplacedbeforeme。ItwaswritteninHebrew,andafacsimileoftheknifewasdrawnonit。Ipretendedtobelostinadmiration,andadvisedhimverystronglytopurchasethesheath。
\"Itisnotnecessaryformetobuyit,orforyourfriendtopurchasetheknife。Wecanfindoutanddigupthetreasurestogether。\"
\"Notatall。Therubricsaysinthemostforciblemannerthattheowneroftheblade,’invaginam’,shallbeone。IfthePopewereinpossessionofithewouldbeable,throughamagicaloperationknowntome,tocutoffoneoftheearsofeveryChristiankingwhomightbethinkingofencroachingupontherightsoftheChurch。\"
\"Wonderful,indeed!Butitisverytrue,foritissaidintheGospelthatSaintPeterdidcutofftheearofsomebody。\"
\"Yes,ofaking。\"
\"Oh,no!notofaking。\"
\"Ofaking,Itellyou。EnquirewhetherMalekorMelekdoesnotmeanking。\"
\"Well!incaseIshouldmakeupmymindtoselltheknife,whowouldgivemethethousandsequins?\"
\"Iwould;onehalfto—morrow,cashdown;thebalanceoffivehundredinaletterofexchangepayableonemonthafterdate。\"
\"Ah!thatislikebusiness。Begoodenough,toacceptadishofmacaroniwithusto—morrow,andunderasolemnpledgeofsecrecywewilldiscussthisimportantaffair。\"
Iacceptedandtookmyleave,firmlyresolvedonkeepingupthejoke。
Icamebackonthefollowingday,andtheveryfirstthinghetoldmewasthat,tohiscertainknowledge,therewasanimmensetreasurehiddensomewhereinthePapalStates,andthathewouldmakeuphismindtopurchasethesheath。Thissatisfiedmethattherewasnofearofhistakingmeatmyword,soIproducedapursefullofgold,sayingIwasquitereadytocompleteourbargainforthepurchaseoftheknife。
\"TheTreasure,\"hesaid,\"isworthmillions;butletushavedinner。
Youarenotgoingtobeservedinsilverplatesanddishes,butinrealRaphaelmosaic。\"
\"Mydearcommissary,yourmagnificenceastonishesme;mosaicis,indeed,byfarsuperiortosilverplate,althoughanignorantfoolwouldonlyconsiderituglyearthenware。\"
Thecomplimentdelightedhim。
Afterdinner,hespokeasfollows:
\"Amaninverygoodcircumstances,residinginthePapalStates,andownerofthecountryhouseinwhichheliveswithallhisfamily,iscertainthatthereisatreasureinhiscellar。Hehaswrittentomyson,declaringhimselfreadytoundertakeallexpensesnecessarytopossesshimselfofthattreasure,ifwecouldprocureamagicianpowerfulenoughtounearthit。\"
Thesonthentookaletteroutofhispocket,readmesomepassages,andbeggedmetoexcusehimif,inconsequenceofhishavingpledgedhimselftokeepthesecret,hecouldnotcommunicateallthecontentsoftheletter;butIhad,unperceivedbyhim,readthewordCesena,thenameofthevillage,andthatwasenoughforme。
\"Thereforeallthatisnecessaryistogivemethepossibilityofpurchasingthesheathoncredit,forIhavenoreadycashatpresent。
Youneednotbeafraidofendorsingmylettersofexchange,andifyoushouldknowthemagicianyoumightgohalveswithhim。\"
\"Themagicianisready;itisI,butunlessyougivemefivehundredsequinscashdownwecannotagree。\"
\"Ihavenomoney。\"
\"Thensellmetheknife:\"
\"No。\"
\"Youarewrong,fornowthatIhaveseenitIcaneasilytakeitfromyou。ButIamhonestenoughnottowishtoplaysuchatrickuponyou。\"
\"Youcouldtakemyknifefromme?Ishouldliketobeconvincedofthat,butIdonotbelieveit。\"
\"Youdonot?Verywell,to—morrowtheknifewillbeinmypossession,butwhenitisonceinmyhandsyouneednothopetoseeitagain。Aspiritwhichisundermyorderswillbringittomeatmidnight,andthesamespiritwilltellmewherethetreasureisburied:\"
\"Letthespirittellyouthat,andIshallbeconvinced。\"
\"Givemeapen,inkandpaper。\"
Iaskedaquestionfrommyoracle,andtheanswerIhadwasthatthetreasurewastobefoundnotfarfromtheRubicon。