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  \"NotofCurzonStreet?\"

  \"Yes。\"

  \"Andyouhavequarrelledwithher?\"

  \"Yes。\"

  \"Well,butherhusbandisageneralpractitioner。\"

  \"Sheisatraitress。\"

  \"ButherhusbandcouldputagooddealofmoneyinChristopher\'sway。\"

  \"Ican\'thelpit。Sheisatraitress。\"

  \"Andyouhavequarrelledwithheraboutanoldwardrobe。\"

  \"No,forherdisloyalty,andherbasegood-for-nothingness。Oh!

  oh!oh!\"

  UnclePhilipgotup,lookingsour。\"Goodafternoon,Mrs。

  Christopher,\"saidhe,verydryly。

  Christopheraccompaniedhimtothefootofthestairs。\"Well,Christopher,\"saidhe,\"matrimonyisablunderatthebest;andyouhavenotdonethethingbyhalves。Youhavemarriedasimpleton。

  Shewillbeyourruin。\"

  \"UnclePhilip,sinceyouonlycomeheretoinsultus,Ihopeinfutureyouwillstayathome。\"

  \"Oh!withpleasure,sir。Good-by!\"

  CHAPTERVII。

  ChristopherStainescameback,lookingpainedanddisturbed。

  \"There,\"saidhe,\"Ifeareditwouldcometothis。IhavequarrelledwithUnclePhilip。\"

  \"Oh!howcouldyou?\"

  \"Heaffrontedme。\"

  \"Whatabout?\"

  \"Neveryoumind。Don\'tletussayanythingmoreaboutit,darling。

  Itisapity,asadpity——hewasagoodfriendofmineonce。\"

  Hepaused,enteredwhathadpassedinhisdiary,andthensatdown,withagentleexpressionofsadnessonhismanlyfeatures。Rosahungabouthim,softandpitying,tillitclearedaway,atalleventsforthetime。

  NextdaytheywenttogethertoclearthegoodsRosahadpurchased。

  Whilstthelistwasbeingmadeoutintheoffice,incamethefair-

  hairedboy,withaten-poundnoteinhisveryhand。Rosacaughtsightofit,andturnedtotheauctioneer,withasweet,pityingface:

  \"Oh!sir,surelyyouwillnottakeallthatmoneyfromhim,poorchild,foraricketyoldchair。\"

  Theauctioneerstaredwithamazementathersimplicity,andsaid,\"Whatwouldthevendorssaytome?\"

  Shelookeddistressed,andsaid,\"Well,then,reallyweoughttoraiseasubscription,poorthing!\"

  \"Why,ma\'am,\"saidtheauctioneer,\"heisn\'thurt:thearticlebelongedtohismotherandhersister;thebrother-in-lawisn\'tongoodterms;sohedemandedapublicsale。Shewillgetbackfourpuntenoutofit。\"Heretheclerkputinhisword。\"Andthere\'sfivepoundspaid,Iforgottotellyou。\"

  \"Oh!leftadeposit,didhe?\"

  \"No,sir。Butthelaughinghyenagaveyoufivepoundsattheendofthesale。\"

  \"Thelaughinghyena,Mr。Jones?\"

  \"Oh!begpardon;thatiswhatwecallhimintheroom。Hehasgotsuchacuriouslaugh。\"

  \"Oh!Iknowthegent。Heisaretireddoctor。Iwishhe\'dlaughlessandbuymore:andHEgaveyoufivepoundstowardstheyounggentleman\'sarm-chair!Well,Ishouldassoonhaveexpectedbloodfromaflint。Youhavegotfivepoundstopay,sir:sonowthechairwillcostyourmammatenshillings。Givehimtheorderandthechange,Mr。Jones。\"

  ChristopherandRosatalkedthisoverintheroomwhilstthemenwerelookingouttheirpurchases。\"Come,\"saidRosa;\"nowI

  forgivehimsneeringatme;hisheartisnotreallyhard,yousee。\"

  Staines,onthecontrary,wasveryangry。\"What!\"hecried,pityaboywhomadeonebadbargain,that,afterall,wasnotaverybadbargain;andhehadnokindness,norevencommonhumanity,formybeautifulRosa,inexperiencedasachild,andbuyingforherhusband,likeagood,affectionate,honestcreature,amongstalotofsharpersandhard-heartedcynics——likehimself。\"

  \"ItWAScruelofhim,\"saidRosa,alteringhermindinamoment,andhalfinclinedtocry。

  ThismadeChristopherfurious。\"Theill-natured,crotchety,old——

  thefactis,heisamisogynist。\"

  \"Oh,thewretch!\"saidRosawarmly。\"Andwhatisthat?\"

  \"Awoman-hater。\"

  \"Oh!isthatall?Why,sodoI——afterthatFlorenceCole。Womenaremean,heartlessthings。Givememen;theyareloyalandtrue。\"

  \"Allofthem?\"inquiredChristopher,alittlesatirically。\"Readthepapers。\"

  \"Everysoulofthem,\"saidMrs。Staines,passingloftilyovertheproposedtest。\"Thatis,alltheonesIcareabout;andthatismyown,ownone。\"

  Disagreeablecreaturestohaveaboutone——thesesimpletons!

  Mrs。StainestookChristophertoshopstobuytheremainingrequisites:andinthreedaysmorethehousewasfurnished,twofemaleservantsengaged,andthecoupletooktheirluggageovertotheBijou。

  Rosawasexcitedandhappyatthenoveltyofpossessionandauthority,andthatclosesenseofhouseproprietorshipwhichbelongstowoman。Bydinner-timeshecouldhavetoldyouhowmanyshelvestherewereineverycupboard,andknewtheBijoubyheartinawaythatChristopherneverknewit。Allthisended,asrunningaboutandexcitementgenerallydoes,withmyladybeingexhausted,andlaxwithfatigue。Sothenhemadeherliedownonalittlecouch,whilehewentthroughhisaccounts。

  Whenhehadexaminedallthebillscarefullyhelookedverygrave,andsaid,\"Whowouldbelievethis?Webeganwiththreethousandpounds。Itwastolastusseveralyears——tillIgotagoodpractice。Rosa,thereisonlyfourteenhundredandfortypoundsleft。\"

  \"Oh,impossible!\"saidRosa。\"Oh,dear!whydidIeverenterasaleroom?\"

  \"No,no,mydarling;youwerebittenonceortwice,butyoumadesomegoodbargainstoo。Remembertherewasfourhundredpoundssetapartformylifepolicy。\"

  \"Whatawasteofmoney!\"

  \"Yourfatherdidnotthinkso。Thenthelease;thepremium;

  repairsofthedrainsthatwouldhavepoisonedmyRosa;turningthecoach-houseintoadispensary;painting,papering,andfurnishing;

  china,andlinen,andeverythingtobuy。Wemustlookatthisseriously。Onlyfourteenhundredandfortypoundsleft。Aslowprofession。Nofriends。IhavequarrelledwithUnclePhilip:youwithMrs。Cole;andherhusbandwouldhavelaunchedme。\"

  \"Anditwastopleaseherwesettledhere。Oh,Icouldkillher:

  nastycat!\"

  \"Nevermind;itisnotacasefordespondency,butitisforprudence。Allwehavetodoistolookthethingintheface,andbeveryeconomicalineverything。Ihadbettergiveyouanallowanceforhousekeeping;andIearnestlybegyoutobuythingsyourselfwhilstyouareapoorman\'swife,andpayreadymoneyforeverything。Mymotherwasagreatmanager,andshealwayssaid,\'Thereisbutoneway:beyourownmarket-woman,andpayonthespot;neverletthetradesmengetyouontheirbooks,or,whatwithfalseweight,doublecharges,andthethingsyourservantsorderthatneverenterthehouse,youlosemorethanahundredayearbycheating。\'\"

  Rosayieldedalanguidassenttothispartofhisdiscourse,andithardlyseemedtoenterhermind;butsheraisednoobjection;andinduecoursehemadeheraspecialallowanceforhousekeeping。

  Itsoontranspiredthatmedicaladvicewastobehad,gratis,attheBijou,fromeighttillten:andtherewasgenerallyagoodattendance。Butaweekpassed,andnotonepatientcameoftheclassthiscouplemustliveby。Christophersetthisdowntowhatpeoplecall\"thetransitionperiod:\"hisKentpatientshadlosthim;hisLondonpatientsnotfoundhim。Hewrotetoallhispatientsinthecountry,andmanyofhispupilsattheuniversity,toletthemknowwherehewassettled:andthenhewaited。

  Notacreaturecame。

  Rosaborethisverywellforatime,solongasthehousewasanovelty;butwhenthatexcitementwaswornout,shebegantobeverydull,andusedtocomeandenticehimouttowalkwithher:hewouldlookwistfullyather,butobjectthat,ifheleftthehouse,heshouldbesuretoloseapatient。

  \"Oh,theywon\'tcomeanymoreforourstayingin——tiresomethings!\"

  saidRosa。

  ButChristopherwouldkissher,andremainfirm。\"Mylove,\"saidhe,\"youdonotrealizehowhardafightthereisbeforeus。Howshouldyou?Youareveryyoung。No,foryoursake,Imustnotthrowachanceaway。Writetoyourfemalefriends:thatwillwhileawayanhourortwo。\"

  \"What,afterthatFlorenceCole?\"

  \"Writetothosewhohavenotmadesuchviolentprofessions。\"

  \"SoIwill,dear。EspeciallytothosethataremarriedandcometoLondon。Oh,andI\'llwritetothatcold-bloodedthing,LadyCicelyTreherne。Whydoyoushakeyourhead?\"

  \"DidI?Iwasnotaware。Well,dear,ifladiesofrankweretocomehere,Ifeartheymightmakeyoudiscontentedwithyourlot。\"

  \"Allthewomenonearthcouldnotdothat。However,thechancesareshewillnotcomenearme:shelefttheschoolquiteabiggirl,animmensegirl,whenIwasonlytwelve。Sheusedtosmileatmycapriccios;andonceshekissedme——actually。ShewasanawfulSawny,though,andsoaffected:IthinkIwillwritetoher。\"

  Theselettersbroughtjustonelady,aMrs。Turner,whotalkedtoRosaverygliblyaboutherself,andamusedRosatwice:atthethirdvisit,Rosatriedtochangetheconversation。Mrs。Turnerinstantlygotup,andwentaway。Shecouldnotbearthesoundofthehumanvoice,unlessitwastalkingaboutherandheraffairs。

  AndnowStainesbegantofeeldownrightuneasy。Incomewasgoingsteadilyout:notashillingcomingin。Thelame,theblind,andthesickfrequentedhisdispensary,andgothisskilloutofhimgratis,andsometimesalittlephysic,alittlewine,andotherthingsthatcosthimmoney:butofthepatientsthatpay,notonecametohisfrontdoor。

  Hewalkedroundandroundhislittleyard,likeahyenainitscage,waiting,waiting,waiting:andoh!howheenviedthelotofthosewhocanhuntforwork,insteadofhavingtostayathomeandwaitforotherstocome,whosewilltheycannotinfluence。Hisheartbegantosickenwithhopedeferred,anddimforebodingsofthefuture;andhesaw,withgrief,thathiswifewasgettingdullerandduller,andthatherdaysdraggedmoreheavily,farthanhisown;forhecouldstudy。

  Atlasthisknockerbegantoshowsignsoflife:hisvisitorswerephysicians。Hislectureson\"Diagnosis\"werewellknowntothem;

  andoneafteranotherfoundhimout。Theywerepolite,kind,evenfriendly;buthereitended:thesegentlemen,ofcourse,didnotresigntheirpatientstohim;andtheinferiorclassofpractitionersavoidedhisdoorlikeapestilence。

  Mrs。Staines,whohadalwayslivedforamusement,couldstrikeoutnofixedoccupation;hertimehunglikelead;thehousewassmall;

  andinsmallhousesthefaultsofservantsrunagainstthemistress,andshecan\'thelpseeingthem,andalltheworseforher。Itiseasiertokeepthingscleaninthecountry,andRosahadahighstandard,whichhertwoservantscouldneverquiteattain。Thisannoyedher,andshebegantoscoldalittle。Theyansweredcivilly,butinotherrespectsremainedimperfectbeings;

  theylaidouteveryshillingtheyearnedinfinery;and,this,Iamashamedtosay,irritatedMrs。Staines,whowaswearingoutherweddinggarments,andhadnoexcuseforbuying,andStaineshadbeggedhertobeeconomical。Themoretheydressed,themoreshescolded;theybegantoanswer。Shegavethecookwarning;theother,thoughnotongoodtermswiththecook,hadagushofespritdecorpsdirectly,andgaveMrs。Staineswarning。

  Mrs。Stainestoldherhusbandallthis:hetookherpart,thoughwithoutopenlyinterfering;andtheyhadtwonewservants,notsogoodasthelast。

  ThisworriedRosasadly;butitwasaflea-bitetothedeepernature,andmoreforecastingmindofherhusband,stilldoomedtopacethatmiserableyard,likeahyena,chafing,seeking,longingforthepatientthatnevercame。

  Rosausedtolookoutofhisdressing-roomwindow,andseehimpacetheyard。Atfirst,tearsofpitystoodinhereyes。Byandbyshegotangrywiththeworld;andatlast,strangetosay,alittleirritatedwithhim。Itishardforaweakwomantokeepupallherrespectforthemanthatfails。

  Oneday,afterwatchinghimalongtimeunseen,shegotexcited,putonhershawlandbonnet,andrandowntohim:shetookhimbythearm:\"Ifyouloveme,comeoutofthisprison,andwalkwithme;wearetoomiserable。Ishallbeyourfirstpatientifthisgoesonmuchlonger。\"Helookedather,sawshewasveryexcited,andhadbetterbehumored;sohekissedherandjustsaid,withamelancholysmile,\"Howpooraretheythathavenotpatience!\"Thenheputonhishat,andwalkedintheParkandKensingtonGardenswithher。Theseasonwasjustbeginning。Therewerecarriagesenough,andgayAmazonsenough,tomakepoorRosasighmorethanonce。

  Christopherheardthesigh;andpressedherarm,andsaid,\"Courage,love,Ihopetoseeyouamongthemyet。\"

  \"Thesoonerthebetter,\"saidshe,alittlehardly。

  \"And,meantime,whichofthemallisasbeautifulasyou?\"

  \"AllIknowis,theyaremoreattractive。Wholooksatme,walkingtamelyby?\"

  Christophersaidnothing:butthesewordsseemedtoimplyathirstforadmiration,andmadehimalittleuneasy。

  Byandbythewalkputtheswift-changingRosainspirits,andshebegantochatgayly,andhungprattlingandbeamingonherhusband\'sarm,whentheyenteredCurzonStreet。Here,however,occurredanincident,triflinginitself,butunpleasant。Dr。

  StainessawoneofhisbestKentishpatientsgetfeeblyoutofhiscarriage,andcallonDr。Barr。Hestarted,andstopped。Rosaaskedwhatwasthematter。Hetoldher。Shesaid,\"WeARE

  unfortunate。\"

  Stainessaidnothing;heonlyquickenedhispace;buthewasgreatlydisturbed。Sheexpectedhimtocomplainthatshehaddraggedhimout,andlosthimthatfirstchance。Buthesaidnothing。Whentheygothome,heaskedtheservanthadanybodycalled。

  \"No,Sir。\"

  \"Surelyyouaremistaken,Jane。Agentlemaninacarriage!\"

  \"Notacreaturehavebeensinceyouwentout,sir。\"

  \"Well,then,dearest,\"saidhesweetly,\"wehavenothingtoreproachourselveswith。\"Thenheknithisbrowgloomily。\"ItisworsethanIthought。Itseemsevenone\'scountrypatientsgotoanotherdoctorwhentheyvisitLondon。Itishard。Itishard。\"

  Rosaleanedherheadonhisshoulder,andcurledroundhim,asoneshewouldshieldagainsttheworld\'sinjustice;butshesaidnothing;shewasalittlefrightenedathiseyethatlowered,andhisnobleframethattrembledalittle,withiresuppressed。

  Twodaysafterthis,abroughamdroveuptothedoor,andatallish,fattish,pasty-facedmangotout,andinquiredforDr。

  Staines。

  Hewasshownintothedining-room,andtoldJanehehadcometoconsultthedoctor。

  Rosahadpeepedoverthestairs,allcuriosity;sheglidednoiselesslydown,andwithlove\'sswiftfootgotintotheyardbeforeJane。\"Heiscome!heiscome!Kissme。\"

  Dr。Staineskissedherfirst,andthenaskedwhowascome。

  \"Oh,nobodyofanyconsequence。ONLYthefirstpatient。Kissmeagain。\"

  Dr。Staineskissedheragain,andthenwasforgoingtothefirstpatient。

  \"No,\"saidshe;\"notyet。Imetadoctor\'swifeatDr。Mayne\'s,andshetoldmethings。Youmustalwayskeepthemwaiting;orelsetheythinknothingofyou。Suchafunnywoman!\'Treat\'emlikedogs,mydear,\'shesaid。ButItoldhertheywouldn\'tcometobetreatedlikedogsoranyotheranimal。\"

  \"Youhadbetterhavekeptthattoyourself,Ithink。\"

  \"Oh!ifyouaregoingtobedisagreeable,good-by。Youcangotoyourpatient,sir。Christie,dear,ifheisvery——veryill——andI\'msureIhopeheis——oh,howwickedIam;mayIhaveanewbonnet?\"

  \"Ifyoureallywantone。\"

  Onthepatient\'scardwas\"Mr。Pettigrew,47ManchesterSquare。\"

  AssoonasStainesenteredtheroom,thefirstpatienttoldhimwhoandwhathewas,aretiredcivilianfromIndia;buthehadgotasontherestill,averyrisingman;wantedtobeaparson;buthewouldnotstandthat;badprofession;don\'trisebymerit;veryhardtoriseatall;——no,Indiawastheplace。\"Asforme,Imademyfortunethereintenyears。Obligedtoleaveitnow——invalidthismanyyears;noTONE。Triedtwoorthreedoctorsinthisneighborhood;heardtherewasanewone,hadwrittenabookonsomething。ThoughtIwouldtryHIM。\"

  Tostophim,Stainesrequestedtofeelhispulse,andexaminehistongueandeye。

  \"Youaresufferingfromindigestion,\"saidhe。\"Iwillwriteyouaprescription;butifyouwanttogetwell,youmustsimplifyyourdietverymuch。\"

  Whilehewaswritingtheprescription,offwentthispatient\'stongue,andranthroughthetopicsofthedayandintohisfamilyhistoryagain。

  Staineslistenedpolitely。Hecouldaffordit,havingonlythisone。

  Atlast,thefirstpatient,havingdeliveredanoctavovolumeofnothing,rosetogo;butitseemsthatspeakingan\"infinitedealofnothing\"exhauststhebody,thoughitdoesnotaffectthemind;

  forthefirstpatientsankdowninhischairagain。\"Ihaveexcitedmyselftoomuch——feelratherfaint。\"

  Stainessawnosignsofcomingsyncope;herangthebellquietly,andorderedadecanterofsherrytobebrought;thefirstpatientfilledhimselfaglass;thenanother;andwentoff,revived,tochatterelsewhere。Butatthedoorhesaid,\"IhadalwaysarunningaccountwithDr。Mivar。Isupposeyoudon\'tobjecttothatsystem。Doublefeethefirstvisit,singleafterwards。\"

  Dr。Stainesbowedalittlestiffly;hewouldhavepreferredthemoney。However,helookedattheBlueBook,andfoundhisvisitorlivedat47ManchesterSquare;sothatremovedhisanxiety。

  Thefirstpatientcalledeveryotherday,chatterednineteentothedozen,wasexhausted,dranktwoglassesofsherry,anddroveaway。

  Soonafterthisasecondpatientcalled。Thisonewasadeputypatient——Collett,aretiredbutler——keptalodging-house,andwaitedatparties;helivedcloseby,buthadamarrieddaughterinChelsea。Wouldthedoctorvisither,andHEwouldberesponsible?

  Stainespaidthewomanavisitortwo,andtreatedhersoeffectually,thatsoonhervisitswerepaidtohim。Shewascured,andStaines,whobythistimewantedtoseemoney,senttoCollett。

  Collettdidnotanswer。

  Staineswrotewarmly。

  Collettdeadsilent。

  Stainesemployedasolicitor。

  Collettsaidhehadrecommendedthepatient,thatwasall。Hehadneversaidhewouldpayherdebts。Thatwasherhusband\'sbusiness。

  Nowherhusbandwasthemateofaship;wouldnotbeinEnglandforeighteenmonths。

  Thewoman,visitedbylawyer\'sclerk,criedbitterly,andsaidsheandherchildrenhadscarcelyenoughtoeat。

  LawyeradvisedStainestoabandonthecase,andpayhimtwopoundsfifteenshillingsexpenses。Hedidso。

  \"Thisisdamnable,\"saidhe。\"ImustgetitoutofPettigrew;by-

  the-by,hehasnotbeenherethistwodays。\"

  HewaitedanotherdayforPettigrew,andthenwrotetohim。Noanswer。Called。Pettigrewgoneabroad。HouseinManchesterSquaretolet。

  Staineswenttothehouse-agentwithhistale。Agentwasimpenetrableatfirst;but,atlast,wonbythedoctor\'smannerandhisunhappiness,referredhimtoPettigrew\'ssolicitor;thesolicitorwasarespectableman,andsaidhewouldforwardtheclaimtoPettigrewinParis。

  ButbythistimePettigrewwaschatteringandguzzlinginBerlin;

  andthencehegottoSt。Petersburg。Inthatstrongholdofgluttony,hegormandizedmorethanever,and,beingunabletotalkitoffhisstomach,asinothercities,hadapoplexy,anddied。

  ButlongbeforethisStainessawhismoneywasasirrecoverableashissherry;andhesaidtoRosa,\"IwonderwhetherIshalleverlivetocursethehumanrace?\"

  \"Heavenforbid!\"saidRosa。\"Oh,theyuseyoucruelly,mypoor,poorChristie!\"

  Thusformonthstheyoungdoctor\'spatientsbledhim,andthatwasall。

  AndRosagotmoreandmoremopedatbeinginthehousesomuch,andpesteredChristophertotakeherout,andhedeclined:and,beingamanhardtobeat,tooktowritingonmedicalsubjects,inhopesofgettingsomemoneyfromthevariousmedicalandscientificpublications;buthefounditashardtogetthewedgeinthereastogetpatients。

  AtlastRosa\'sremonstrancesbegantoriseintosomethingthatsoundedlikereproaches。OneSundayshecametohiminherbonnet,andinterruptedhisstudies,tosayhemightaswelllaydownthepen,andtalk。Nobodywouldpublishanythinghewrote。

  Christopherfrowned,butcontainedhimself,andlaiddownthepen。

  \"Imightaswellnotbemarriedatallasbeadoctor\'swife。Youareneverseenoutwithme,noteventochurch。DobehavelikeaChristian,andcometochurchwithmenow。\"

  Dr。Stainesshookhishead。

  \"Why,Iwouldn\'tmisschurchforalltheworld。Anyexcitementisbetterthanalwaysmoping。Comeoverthewaterwithme。ThetimeJaneandIwent,theclergymanreadapaperthatMr。Brownhadfallendowninafit。Therewassucharushdirectly,andI\'msurefiftyladieswentout——fancy,allMrs。Browns!Wasn\'tthatfun?\"

  \"Fun?Idon\'tseeit。Well,Rosa,yourmindisevidentlybetteradaptedtodiversionthanmineis。Goyoutochurch,love,andI\'llcontinuemystudies。\"

  \"ThenallIcansayis,IwishIwasbackinmyfather\'shouse。

  Husband!friend!companion!——Ihavenone。\"

  Thensheburstoutcryingviolently;and,beingshockedatwhatshehadsaid,andattheagonyithadbroughtintoherhusband\'sface,shewentoffintohysterics;andashisheartwouldnotlethimbellowather,oremptyabucketonherashewouldonanotherpatient,shehadagoodlongboutofthem:andgotherway,forshebrokeuphisstudiesforthatday,atallevents。

  Evenafterthehystericsweregotunder,shecontinuedtomoanandsighveryprettily,withherlovely,languidheadpillowedonherhusband\'sarm;inaword,thoughthehystericswerereal,yetthisinnocentyoungpersonhadthepresenceofmindtopostponeentireconvalescence,andlayherselfouttobepettedallday。Butfatewilleditotherwise:whileshewassighingandmoaning,cametothedoorascurryingoffeet,andthenasharp,persistentringingthatmeantsomething。Themoanercockedeyeandear,andsaid,inherevery-dayvoice,which,comingsosuddenly,soundedverydroll,\"Whatisthat,Iwonder?\"

  Janehurriedtothestreet-door,andRosarecoveredbymagic;and,preferringgossiptohysterics,inanalmostgleefulwhisper,orderedChristophertoopenthedoorofthestudy。TheBijouwassosmallthatthefollowingdialoguerangintheirears:——

  Aboyinbuttonsgaspedout,\"Oh,ifyouplease,willyouastthedoctortocomerounddirectly;there\'sahaccident。\"

  \"La,blessme!\"saidJane,andneverbudged。

  \"Yes,miss。It\'sourmissus\'slittlegirlfallenrightoffani-chair,andcutherheaddreadful,andsmotheredinblood。\"

  \"La,tobesure!\"Andshewaitedsteadilyformore。

  \"Ay,andmissusshefaintedrightoff;andI\'vebeentothereglerdoctor,whichhe\'sout;andSarah,thehousemaid,saidIhadbettercomehere;youwasonlyjustsetup,shesaid;youwouldn\'thavesomuchtodo,saysshe。\"

  \"ThatisallSHEknows,\"saidJane。\"Why,ourmaster——theypullshiminpieceswhichistohavehimfust。\"

  \"Whatanawfulliar!Oh,yougoodgirl!\"whisperedDr。StainesandRosainonebreath。

  \"Ah,well,\"saidButtons,\"anyway,Sarahsayssheknowsyouareclever,\'cosherlittlegirlasliveswithhermother,andcallsSarahaunt,hasbintoyour\'spensarywithringworm,andyoucuredherrightoff。\"

  \"Ay,andagoodmanymore,\"saidJane,loftily。Shewasahousemaidofimagination;andwhileStaineswasputtingsomelintandaninstrumentcaseintohispocket,sheproceededtorelateanumberofmiraculouscures。Dr。Stainesinterruptedthembysuddenlyemerging,andinvitingButtonstotakehimtothehouse。

  Mrs。StaineswassopleasedwithJaneforcrackingupthedoctor,thatshegaveherfiveshillings;and,afterthat,usedtotalktoheragreatdealmorethantothecook,whichjudiciousconductpresentlysetallthreebytheears。

  Buttonstookthedoctortoafinehouseinthesamestreet,andtoldhimhismistress\'snameontheway——Mrs。Lucas。Hewastakenuptothenursery,andfoundMrs。Lucasseated,cryingandlamenting,andawomanholdingalittlegirlofaboutseven,whosebrowhadbeencutopenbythefender,onwhichshehadfallenfromachair;itlookedveryugly,andwasevennowbleeding。

  Dr。Staineslostnotime;heexaminedthewoundkeenly,andthensaidkindlytoMrs。Lucas,\"Iamhappytotellyouitisnotserious。\"Hethenaskedforalargebasinandsometepidwater,andbatheditsosoftlyandsoothinglythatthechildsoonbecamecomposed;andthemotherdiscoveredtheartistatonce。Hecompressedthewound,andexplainedtoMrs。Lucasthattheprincipalthingreallywastoavoidanuglyscar。\"Thereisnodanger,\"saidhe。Hethenboundthewoundneatlyup,andhadthegirlputtobed。\"Youwillnotwakeheratanyparticularhour,nurse。Lethersleep。Havealittlestrongbeef-teaready,andgiveitheratanyhour,nightorday,sheasksforit。Butdonotforceitonher,oryouwilldohermoreharmthangood。Shehadbettersleepbeforesheeats。\"

  Mrs。Lucasbeggedhimtocomeeverymorning;and,ashewasgoing,sheshookhandswithhim,andthesoftpalmdepositedahardsubstancewrappedinpaper。Hetookitwithprofessionalgravityandseemingunconsciousness;but,onceoutsidethehouse,wenthomeonwings。Heranuptothedrawing-room,andfoundhiswifeseated,andplayingatreading。Hethrewhimselfonhisknees,andthefeeintoherlap;and,whilesheunfoldedthepaperwithanejaculationofpleasure,hesaid,\"Darling,thefirstrealpatient——

  thefirstrealfee。Itisyourstobuythenewbonnet。\"

  \"Oh,I\'msoglad!\"saidshe,withhereyesglistening。\"ButI\'mafraidonecan\'tgetabonnetfittowear——foraguinea。\"

  Dr。Stainesvisitedhislittlepatienteveryday,andreceivedhisguinea。Mrs。Lucasalsocalledhiminforherownlittleailments,andtheywerethebestpossiblekindofailments:for,beingimaginary,therewasnolimittothem。

  ThendidMrs。Stainesturnjealousofherhusband。\"Theyneveraskme,\"saidshe;\"andIammopedtodeath。\"

  \"Itishard,\"saidChristopher,sadly。\"Buthavealittlepatience。Societywillcometoyoulongbeforepracticecomestome。\"

  Abouttwoo\'clockoneafternoonacarriageandpairdroveup,andagorgeousfootmandeliveredacard——\"LadyCicelyTreherne。\"

  OfcourseMrs。Staineswasathome,andonlywithheldbyproprietyfromboundingintothepassagetomeetherschool-fellow。However,shecomposedherselfinthedrawing-room,andpresentlythedoorwasopened,andaverytallyoungwoman,richlybutnotgaylydressed,driftedintotheroom,andstoodthereastatueofcomposure。

  Rosahadrisentoflytoher;butthereverenceagirlofeighteenstrikesintoachildoftwelvehungaboutherstill,andshecametimidlyforward,blushingandsparkling,acuriouscontrastincolorandmindtohervisitor;forLadyCicelywasLanguorinperson——herhairwhitey-brown,herfaceafineoval,butalmostcolorless;hereyesapalegray,herneckandhandsincomparablywhiteandbeautiful——alymphaticyounglady,aliveantidotetoemotion。However,Rosa\'sbeauty,timidity,andundisguisedaffectionatenessweresomethingsodifferentfromwhatshewasusedtointheworldoffashion,thatsheactuallysmiled,andheldoutbothherhandsalittleway。Rosaseizedthem,andpressedthem;

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