Amanonahandsomehorsedressedinredcameprancinguptous,lookinghardattheladiesinthelitter,andpassedaway。Thentwootherssaunteredup,onehandsome,anddressedinredtoo,andhestaredintothelitterwithoutceremony,begantoplaywithalittledogthatlaythere,askedifwewereInglees,andwasansweredbymeintheaffirmative。Paolohadbroughtthewater,themostdeliciousdraughtintheworld。Thegentlefolkshadhadsome,thepoormuleteerswerelongingforit。TheFrenchmaid,thecourageousVictoire(neversincethedaysofJoanofArchastheresurelybeenamoregallantandvirtuousfemaleofFrance)refusedthedrink;whensuddenlyaservantofthepartyscampersuptohismasterandsays:\"AbouGoshsaystheladiesmustgetoutandshowthemselvestothewomenofthevillage!\"
ItwasAbouGoshhimself,theredoubtedrobberSheikhaboutwhomwehadbeenlaughingandcrying\"Wolf!\"allday。Neverwasseensuchaskurry!\"March!\"wastheinstantordergiven。WhenVictoireheardwhoitwasandthemessage,youshouldhaveseenhowshechangedcountenance;tremblingforhervirtueintheferociousclutchesofaGosh。\"Unverred’eaupourl’amourdeDieu!\"gaspedshe,andwasreadytofaintonhersaddle。\"Nebuvezplus,Victoire!\"screamedalittlefellowofourparty。\"Pushon,pushon!\"criedoneandall。\"What’sthematter?\"exclaimedtheladiesinthelitter,astheysawthemselvessuddenlyjoggingonagain。
ButwetookcarenottotellthemwhathadbeenthedesignsoftheredoubtableAbouGosh。Awaythenwewent——Victoirewassaved——andhermistressesrescuedfromdangerstheyknewnotof,untiltheywerealongwayoutofthevillage。
Didheintendinsultorgoodwill?DidVictoireescapetheodiouschanceofbecomingMadameAbouGosh?Ordidthemountainchiefsimplyproposetobehospitableafterhisfashion?Ithinkthelatterwashisdesire;iftheformerhadbeenhiswish,ahalf-
dozenofhislonggunscouldhavebeenupwithusinaminute,andhadallourpartyattheirmercy。Butnow,forthesakeofthemereexcitement,theincidentwas,Iamsorrytosay,ratherapleasantonethanotherwise:especiallyforatravellerwhoisinthehappyconditionofbeingabletosingbeforerobbers,asisthecasewiththewriterofthepresent。