Presentlyalittlevessel,withahugeshininglateensail,andbearingtheblueandwhitePortugueseflag,wasseenplayingasortofleap-frogonthejollywaves,jumpingoverthem,andduckingdownasmerryascouldbe。Thislittleboatcametowardsthesteamerasquickasevershecouldjump;andCaptainCooperroaringout,\"Stopher!\"to\"LadyMaryWood,\"herLadyship’spaddlessuddenlyceasedtwirling,andnewswascarriedtothegoodbishopthathisboatwasalmostalongside,andthathishourwascome。
Itwasratheranaffectingsighttoseethepooroldfatgentleman,lookingwistfullyoverthewaterastheboatnowcameup,andhereightseamen,withgreatnoise,energy,andgesticulationlaidherbythesteamer。Thesteamerstepswereletdown;hisLordship’sservant,inblueandyellowlivery(liketheEdinburghReview),castovertheepiscopalluggageintotheboat,alongwithhisownbundleandthejack-bootswithwhichheridespostilionononeofthebishop’sfatmulesatFaro。Theblueandyellowdomesticwentdownthestepsintotheboat。Thencamethebishop’sturn;buthecouldn’tdoitforalongwhile。Hewentfromonepassengertoanother,sadlyshakingthembythehand,oftentakingleaveandseeminglothtodepart,untilCaptainCooper,inasternbutrespectfultone,touchedhimontheshoulder,andsaid,Iknownotwithwhatcorrectness,beingignorantoftheSpanishlanguage,\"Senor’Bispo!Senor’Bispo!\"onwhichsummonsthepooroldman,lookingruefullyroundhimoncemore,puthissquarecapunderhisarm,tuckeduphislongblackpetticoats,soastoshowhispurplestockingsandjollyfatcalves,andwenttremblingdownthestepstowardstheboat。Thegoodoldman!IwishIhadhadashakeofthattremblingpodgyhandsomehowbeforehewentuponhisseamartyrdom。Ifeltaloveforthatsoft-heartedoldChristian。Ah!
letushopehisgovernantetuckedhimcomfortablyinbedwhenhegottoFarothatnight,andmadehimawarmgruelandputhisfeetinwarmwater。Themenclungaroundhim,andalmostkissedhimastheypoppedhimintotheboat,buthedidnotheedtheircaresses。
Awaywenttheboatscuddingmadlybeforethewind。Bang!anotherlateen-sailedboatinthedistancefiredaguninhishonour;butthewindwasblowingawayfromtheshore,andwhoknowswhenthatmeekbishopgothometohisgruel?
Ithinkthesewerethenotablesofourparty。IwillnotmentionthelaughingoglingladyofCadiz,whosemanners,Iverymuchregrettosay,wereagreatdealtoolivelyformysenseofpropriety;northosefairsufferers,hercompanions,wholayonthedeckwithsickly,smilingfemaleresignation:northeheroicchildren,whonosooneratebiscuitthantheywereill,andnosoonerwereillthantheybeganeatingbiscuitagain:butjustalludetooneothermartyr,thekindlieutenantinchargeofthemails,andwhoborehiscrosswithwhatIcan’tbutthinkaverytouchingandnobleresignation。