Hethatprefersthegloriousorperhapseventherebellious_in_glorious’careeroffreedom，’lethimprovethathecantravelthere，andbethemasterofhimself；andrightgoodspeedtohim。Hewhohasprovedthathecannottravelthereorbethemasterofhimself，——lethim，inthenameofallthegods，becomeaservant，andacceptthejustrulesofservitude！
“Arise，enlistinmyIrish，myScotchandEnglish’RegimentsoftheNewEra，’——whichIhavebeenconcocting，dayandnight，duringthesethreeGrouse-seasonstakingearnestincessantcounsel，withallmannerofIndustrialNotabilitiesandmenofinsight，onthematter，andhavenowbroughttoakindofpreparationforincipiency，thankHeaven！Enlistthere，yepoorwanderingbanditti；obey，work，suffer，abstain，asallofushavehadtodo：soshallyoubeusefulinGod’screation，soshallyoubehelpedtogainamanfullivingforyourselves；nototherwisethanso。IndustrialRegiments[_Herenumerouspersons，withbigwigsmanyofthem，andaustereaspect，whomItaketobeProfessorsoftheDismalScience，startupinanagitatedvehementmanner：butthePremierresolutelybeckonsthemdownagain_]——RegimentsnottofighttheFrenchorothers，whoarepeaceableenoughtowardsus；buttofighttheBogsandWildernessesathomeandabroad，andtochaintheDevilsofthePitwhicharewalkingtooopenlyamongus。
“Work，foryou？Work，surely，isnotquiteundiscoverableinanEarthsowideasours，ifwewilltaketherightmethodsforit！
Indigentfriends，wewilladoptthisnewrelationwhichis_old_
astheworld；thiswillleadustowardssuch。Rigorousconditions，nottobeviolatedoneitherside，lieinthisrelation；conditionsplantedtherebyGodHimself；whichwoewillbetideusifwedonotdiscover，graduallymoreandmorediscover，andconformto！IndustrialColonels，Workmasters，Task-masters，Life-commanders，equitableasRhadamanthusandinflexibleashe：such，Iperceive，youdoneed；andsuch，youbeingonceputunderlawassoldiersare，willbediscoverableforyou。Iperceive，withboundlessalarm，thatIshallhavetosetaboutdiscoveringsuch，——I，sinceIamatthetopofaffairs，withallmenlookingtome。Alas，itismynewtaskinthisNewEra；andGodknows，Itoo，littleotherthanared-tapeTalking-machine，andunhappyBagofParliamentaryEloquencehitherto，amfarbehindwithit！Butstreet-barricadesriseeverywhere：thehourofFatehascome。InConnemaratherehassprungaleak，sincethepotatodied；Connaught，ifitwerenotforTreasury-grantsandrates-in-aid，wouldhavetorecurtoCannibalismevennow，andHumanSocietywouldceasetopretendthatitexistedthere。Donethisthingmustbe。Alas，I