amalmostsureIshouldhavetheadvantage，for，asyouveryproperlyobserved，“Youthwillbeserved。“’’Oh，Ididn’tmeantofight，’saidthelandlord；’IthinkIcouldbeatyouifIweretotrainalittle；butinthefightIproposeIlooksmoretothemainchancethananythingelse。IquestionwhetherhalfsomanypeoplecouldbebroughttogetherifyouweretofightwithmeasthepersonIhaveinview，orwhethertherewouldbehalfsuchopportunitiesforbetting，forIamaman，doyousee；thepersonI
wantsyoutofightwithisnotaman，buttheyoungwomanyoukeepscompanywith。’
’TheyoungwomanIkeepcompanywith，’saidI；’praywhatdoyoumean？’
’Wewillgointothebar，andhavesomething，’saidthelandlord，gettingup。’Mynieceisout，andthereisnooneinthehouse，sowecantalkthematteroverquietly。’ThereuponIfollowedhimintothebar，where，havingdrawnmeajugofale，helpedhimselfasusualtoaglassofsherry，andlightedacigar，heproceededtoexplainhimselffurther。’WhatIwantsistogetupafightbetweenamanandawoman；thereneverhasyetbeensuchathinginthering，andthemerenoiseofthematterwouldbringthousandsofpeopletogether，quiteenoughtodrinkout，forthethingshouldbeclosetomyhouse，allthebrewer’sstockofliquids，bothgoodandbad。’’But，’saidI，’youweretheotherdayboastingoftherespectabilityofyourhouse；doyouthinkthatafightbetweenamanandawomanclosetoyourestablishmentwouldaddtoitsrespectability？’’Confoundtherespectabilityofmyhouse，’saidthelandlord；’willtherespectabilityofmyhousepaythebrewer，orkeeptheroofovermyhead？No，no!whenrespectabilitywon’tkeepaman，doyousee，thebestthingistoletitgoandwander。
Onlyletmehavemyownway，andboththebrewer，myself，andeveryoneofus，willbesatisfied。Andthenthebetting-whatadealwemaymakebythebetting-andthatweshallhavealltoourselves，you，I，andtheyoungwoman；thebrewerwillhavenohandinthat。Icanmanagetoraisetenpounds，andifbyflashingthataboutIdon’tmanagetomakeahundred，callmehorse。’’Butsuppose，’saidI，’thepartyshouldlose，onwhomyousportyourmoney，evenasthebirdsdid？’’Wemustfirstmakeallright，’