advertisedaseven-shooter。Ididn’tsayanythingaboutarevolver。Itwillshootsevenshot,ortwicethatnumber,ifyouonlyputthemin。IfanybodyisgreenenoughtosupposeImeantarevolver,that’shislookout,notmine。“
“Wearenotcalledupontodecidethepoint,“saidthespecialagent。“Thequestionisoneforthecourtandthejury。ButyoumustgowithmetoCleveland。Sogetready。“
Findingpersuasion,argument,andremonstrancealikeuseless,thegreatmechanicalgeniuspackedhissatchelinpreparationforthejourney。Oncefairlyontheroad,hebecamecommunicative,andexplainedthereasonswhichledhimtoembarkintheenterprise。
“Inthefirstplace,“saidhe,“IreadBarnum’sLife,andacceptedthedoctrinethattheAmericanpeopleliketobehumbugged。I
plannedtheshootermyself,and,inwordingthecircular,aimedtocoverthepointsandkeepwithinthelaw。IthinkIhavesucceeded。“