er——seekingnothingto-day,butifyouwillkindly——er——servemyWARD——MissStannard!“Later,whentheywentintotheconfectioner’sforrefreshment,andPansyfranklydeclaredfor“icecreamandcreamcakes,“insteadofthe“dishofteaandbreadandbutter“hehadorderedinpursuanceofhispromise,heheroicallytookithimself——tosatisfyhishonor。Indeed,IknowofnomoresublimefigurethanColonelStarbottle——risingsuperiortoalong-
withstoodcravingfora“cocktail,“morbidlyconsciousalsooftheridiculousnessofhisappearancetoanyofhisoldassociateswhomightseehim——drinkingluke-warmteaandpeckingfeeblyathisbreadandbutteratasmalltable,besidehislittletyrant。
Andthisdominationofthehelplesscontinuedontheirwayhome。
AlthoughMissPansynolongertalkedofherself,shewasequallyvolubleininquiryastothecolonel’shabits,waysoflife,friendsandacquaintances,happilyrestrictingherinterrogations,inregardtothoseofherownsex,to“anyLITTLEgirlsthatheknew。“Savedbythisexoneratingadjective,thecolonelsawhereachancetoindulgehispostponedmonitorialduty,aswellashisvividimagination。Heaccordinglydrewelaboratepicturesofimpossiblechildrenhehadknown——creaturespreciseinlanguageanddress,abstinentofplayandconfectionery,devotedtolessonsandduties,andotherwise,inPansy’sownwords,“loathsometothelastdegree!“As“daughtersofoldestandmostcherishedfriends,“theymightperhapshaveexcitedPansy’schildishjealousybutforthesingularfactthattheyhadalllongagobeenrewardedbymarriagewithsenators,judges,andgenerals——alsoassociatesofthecolonel。Thisremotenessofpresencesomewhatmarredtheireffectasanexample,andthecolonelwasmortified,thoughnotentirelydispleased,toobservethattheirsurprisingvirtuesdidnotdestroyPansy’svoracityforsweets,therecklessnessofherskipping,northefreedomofherlanguage。Thecolonelwasremorseful——buthappy。
Whentheyreachedtheseminaryagain,Pansyretiredwithhervariouspurchases,butreappearedafteranintervalwithMissTish。