AndSukeycomesbouncingawayfromaknotofoldschool-fellows,anddropsacurtseytoMr。Benjamin。AndelderscomeupfromallpartstosaluteBenjy,andgirlswhohavebeenmadam’spupilstokissMasterTom。Andtheycarryhimofftoloadhimwithfairings;andhereturnstoBenjy,hishatandcoatcoveredwithribbons,andhispocketscrammedwithwonderfulboxeswhichopenuponevernewboxes,andpopguns,andtrumpets,andapples,andgiltgingerbreadfromthestallofAngelHeavens,solevenderthereof,whoseboothgroanswithkingsandqueens,andelephantsandprancingsteeds,allgleamingwithgold。TherewasmoregoldonAngel’scakesthanthereisgingerinthoseofthisdegenerateage。SkilleddiggersmightyetmakeafortuneinthechurchyardsoftheVale,bycarefullywashingthedustoftheconsumersofAngel’sgingerbread。Alas!heiswithhisnamesakes,andhisreceiptshave,Ifear,diedwithhim。
Andthentheyinspectthepennypeep-show——atleastTomdoes——
whileoldBenjystandsoutsideandgossipsandwalksupthesteps,andentersthemysteriousdoorsofthepink-eyedladyandtheIrishgiant,whodonotbyanymeanscomeuptotheirpictures;andtheboawillnotswallowhisrabbit,buttheretherabbitiswaitingtobeswallowed;andwhatcanyouexpectfortuppence?WeareeasilypleasedintheVale。Nowthereisarushofthecrowd,andatinklingbellisheard,andshoutsoflaughter;andMasterTommountsonBenjy’sshoulders,andbeholdsajinglingmatchinallitsglory。Thegamesarebegun,andthisistheopeningofthem。Itisaquaintgame,immenselyamusingtolookat;andasIdon’tknowwhetheritisusedinyourcounties,Ihadbetterdescribeit。Alargeropedringismade,intowhichareintroducedadozenorsoofbigboysandyoungmenwhomeantoplay;thesearecarefullyblindedandturnedlooseintothering,andthenamanisintroducednotblindfolded;withabellhungroundhisneck,andhistwohandstiedbehindhim。Ofcourseeverytimehemovesthebellmustring,ashehasnohandtoholdit;andsothedozenblindfoldedmenhavetocatchhim。Thistheycannotalwaysmanageifheisalivelyfellow,buthalfofthemalwaysrushintothearmsoftheotherhalf,ordrivetheirheadstogether,ortumbleover;
andthenthecrowdlaughsvehemently,andinventsnicknamesforthemonthespurofthemoment;andthey,iftheybecholeric,tearoffthehandkerchiefswhichblindthem,andnotunfrequentlypitchintooneanother,eachthinkingthattheothermusthaverunagainsthimonpurpose。Itisgreatfuntolookatajinglingmatchcertainly,andTomshoutsandjumpsonoldBenjy’sshouldersatthesight,untiltheoldmanfeelsweary,andshiftshimtothestrongyoungshouldersofthegroom,whohasjustgotdowntothefun。
Andnow,whiletheyareclimbingthepoleinanotherpartofthefield,andmuzzlinginaflour-tubinanother,theoldfarmerwhosehouse,ashasbeensaid,overlooksthefield,andwhoismasteroftherevels,getsupthestepsontothestage,andannouncestoallwhomitmayconcernthatahalf-sovereigninmoneywillbeforthcomingtotheoldgamesterwhobreaksmostheads;towhichtheSquireandhehaveaddedanewhat。