Thecompanythickenedafteroneo’clockstruck,andchangedprettyquickly。Althoughexperienceoftheplacehadbeensorecentlyattainable,andalthoughtherewasstillconsiderablecuriosityoutinthestreetandabouttheentrance,thegeneraltonewasasgoodascouldbe,andthecustomersfelleasilyintothewaysoftheplace。Itwascleartome,however,thattheyweretheretohavewhattheypaidfor,andtobeonanindependentfooting。Tothebestofmyjudgment,theymightbepatronisedoutofthebuildinginamonth。Withjudiciousvisiting,andbydintofbeingquestioned,readto,andtalkedat,theymightevenbegotridofforthenextquarterofacenturyinhalfthetime。
Thisdisinterestedandwisemovementisfraughtwithsomanywholesomechangesinthelivesoftheworkingpeople,andwithsomuchgoodinthewayofovercomingthatsuspicionwhichourownunconsciousimpertinencehasengendered,thatitisscarcelygracioustocriticisedetailsasyet;therather,becauseitisindisputablethatthemanagersoftheWhitechapelestablishmentmostthoroughlyfeelthattheyareupontheirhonourwiththecustomers,astotheminutestpointsofadministration。But,althoughtheAmericanstovescannotroast,theycansurelyboilonekindofmeataswellasanother,andneednotalwayscircumscribetheirboilingtalentswithinthelimitsofhamandbeef。Themostenthusiasticadmirerofthosesubstantials,wouldprobablynotobjecttooccasionalinconstancyinrespectofporkandmutton:
or,especiallyincoldweather,toalittleinnocenttriflingwithIrishstews,meatpies,andtoadsinholes。AnotherdrawbackontheWhitechapelestablishment,istheabsenceofbeer。Regardedmerelyasaquestionofpolicy,itisveryimpolitic,ashavingatendencytosendtheworkingmentothepublic-house,whereginisreportedtobesold。But,thereisamuchhighergroundonwhichthisabsenceofbeerisobjectionable。Itexpressesdistrustoftheworkingman。ItisafragmentofthatoldmantleofpatronageinwhichsomanyestimableThugs,sodarklywanderingupanddownthemoralworld,aresworntomufflehim。Goodbeerisagoodthingforhim,hesays,andhelikesit;theDepotcouldgiveithimgood,andhenowgetsitbad。WhydoestheDepotnotgiveithimgood?Becausehewouldgetdrunk。WhydoestheDepotnotlethimhaveapintwithhisdinner,whichwouldnotmakehimdrunk?
Becausehemighthavehadanotherpint,oranothertwopints,beforehecame。Now,thisdistrustisanaffront,isexceedinglyinconsistentwiththeconfidencethemanagersexpressintheirhand-bills,andisatimidstopping-shortuponthestraighthighway。Itisunjustandunreasonable,also。Itisunjust,becauseitpunishesthesobermanfortheviceofthedrunkenman。
Itisunreasonable,becauseanyoneatallexperiencedinsuchthingsknowsthatthedrunkenworkmandoesnotgetdrunkwherehegoestoeatanddrink,butwherehegoestodrink-expresslytodrink。TosupposethattheworkingmancannotstatethisquestiontohimselfquiteasplainlyasIstateithere,istosupposethatheisababy,andisagaintotellhimintheoldwearisome,condescending,patronisingwaythathemustbegoody-poody,anddoasheistoldy-poldy,andnotbeamanny-pannyoravoter-poter,butfoldhishandy-pandys,andbeachildy-pildy。