seldom,intheseason,goingtobedbeforetwointhemorning。
OverWaterloo-bridge,thereisashabbyoldspeckledcoupletheybelongtothewoodenFrench-bedstead,washing-stand,andtowel-
horse-makingtrade,whoarealwaystryingtogetinatthedoorofachapel。Whethertheoldlady,underadelusionremindingoneofMrs。Southcott,hasanideaofentrustinganeggtothatparticulardenomination,ormerelyunderstandsthatshehasnobusinessinthebuildingandisconsequentlyfrantictoenterit,Icannotdetermine;butsheisconstantlyendeavouringtounderminetheprincipaldoor:whileherpartner,whoisinfirmuponhislegs,walksupanddown,encouragingheranddefyingtheUniverse。But,thefamilyIhavebeenbestacquaintedwith,sincetheremovalfromthistryingsphereofaChinesecircleatBrentford,resideinthedensestpartofBethnal-green。Theirabstractionfromtheobjectsamongwhichtheylive,orrathertheirconvictionthatthoseobjectshaveallcomeintoexistenceinexpresssubserviencetofowls,hassoenchantedme,thatIhavemadethemthesubjectofmanyjourneysatdivershours。Aftercarefulobservationofthetwolordsandthetenladiesofwhomthisfamilyconsists,Ihavecometotheconclusionthattheiropinionsarerepresentedbytheleadinglordandleadinglady:thelatter,asIjudge,anagedpersonage,afflictedwithapaucityoffeatherandvisibilityofquill,thatgiveshertheappearanceofabundleofofficepens。
Whenarailwaygoodsvanthatwouldcrushanelephantcomesroundthecorner,tearingoverthesefowls,theyemergeunharmedfromunderthehorses,perfectlysatisfiedthatthewholerushwasapassingpropertyintheair,whichmayhaveleftsomethingtoeatbehindit。Theylookuponoldshoes,wrecksofkettlesandsaucepans,andfragmentsofbonnets,asakindofmeteoricdischarge,forfowlstopeckat。Peg-topsandhoopstheyaccount,Ithink,asasortofhail;shuttlecocks,asrain,ordew。
Gaslightcomesquiteasnaturaltothemasanyotherlight;andI