Weallknowahundredwhosecoatsareverywellmade，andascorewhohaveexcellentmanners，andoneortwohappybeingswhoarewhattheycallintheinnercircles，andhaveshotintotheverycentreandbull’s-eyeofthefashion；butofgentlemenhowmany？Letustakealittlescrapofpaperandeachmakeouthislist。
MyfriendtheMajorIwrite，withoutanydoubt，inmine。Hehadverylonglegs，ayellowface，andaslightlisp，whichatfirstwasratherridiculous。Buthisthoughtswerejust，hisbrainswerefairlygood，hislifewashonestandpure，andhisheartwarmandhumble。Hecertainlyhadverylargehandsandfeet，whichthetwoGeorgeOsbornesusedtocaricatureandlaughat；andtheirjeersandlaughterperhapsledpoorlittleEmmyastrayastohisworth。Buthavewenotallbeenmisledaboutourheroesandchangedouropinionsahundredtimes？Emmy，inthishappytime，foundthathersunderwentaverygreatchangeinrespectofthemeritsoftheMajor。
Perhapsitwasthehappiesttimeofboththeirlives，indeed，iftheydidbutknowit——andwhodoes？Whichofuscanpointoutandsaythatwastheculmination——
thatwasthesummitofhumanjoy？Butatallevents，thiscouplewereverydecentlycontented，andenjoyedaspleasantasummertourasanypairthatleftEnglandthatyear。Georgywasalwayspresentattheplay，butitwastheMajorwhoputEmmy’sshawlonaftertheentertainment；andinthewalksandexcursionstheyoungladwouldbeonahead，andupatower-stairoratree，whilstthesoberercouplewerebelow，theMajorsmokinghiscigarwithgreatplacidityandconstancy，whilstEmmysketchedthesiteortheruin。ItwasonthisverytourthatI，thepresentwriterofahistoryofwhicheverywordistrue，hadthepleasuretoseethemfirstandtomaketheiracquaintance。
ItwasatthelittlecomfortableDucaltownofPumpernickelthatveryplacewhereSirPittCrawleyhadbeensodistinguishedasanattache；butthatwasinearlyearlydays，andbeforethenewsoftheBattleofAusterlitzsentalltheEnglishdiplomatistsinGermanytotherightaboutthatIfirstsawColonelDobbinandhisparty。TheyhadarrivedwiththecarriageandcourierattheErbprinzHotel，thebestofthetown，andthewholepartydinedatthetabled’hote。EverybodyremarkedthemajestyofJosandtheknowingwayinwhichhesipped，orrathersucked，theJohannisberger，whichheorderedfordinner。Thelittleboy，too，weobserved，hadafamousappetite，andconsumedschinken，andbraten，andkartoffeln，andcranberryjam，andsalad，andpudding，androastfowls，andsweetmeats，withagallantrythatdidhonourtohisnation。Afteraboutfifteendishes，heconcludedtherepastwithdessert，someofwhichheevencarriedoutofdoors，forsomeyounggentlemenattable，amusedwithhiscoolnessandgallantfree-and-easymanner，inducedhimtopocketahandfulofmacaroons，whichhediscussedonhiswaytothetheatre，whithereverybodywentinthecheerysociallittleGermanplace。