VanityFair!Thismighthavebeen,butforyou,acheerylass——PeterButtandRoseahappymanandwife,inasnugfarm,withaheartyfamily;andanhonestportionofpleasures,cares,hopesandstruggles——butatitleandacoachandfouraretoysmorepreciousthanhappinessinVanityFair:andifHarrytheEighthorBluebeardwerealivenow,andwantedatenthwife,doyousupposehecouldnotgettheprettiestgirlthatshallbepresentedthisseason?
Thelanguiddulnessoftheirmammadidnot,asitmaybesupposed,awakenmuchaffectioninherlittledaughters,buttheywereveryhappyintheservants’hallandinthestables;andtheScotchgardenerhavingluckilyagoodwifeandsomegoodchildren,theygotalittlewholesomesocietyandinstructioninhislodge,whichwastheonlyeducationbestoweduponthemuntilMissSharpcame。
HerengagementwasowingtotheremonstrancesofMr。PittCrawley,theonlyfriendorprotectorLadyCrawleyeverhad,andtheonlyperson,besidesherchildren,forwhomsheentertainedalittlefeebleattachment。Mr。PitttookafterthenobleBinkies,fromwhomhewasdescended,andwasaverypoliteandpropergentleman。Whenhegrewtoman’sestate,andcamebackfromChristchurch,hebegantoreformtheslackeneddisciplineofthehall,inspiteofhisfather,whostoodinaweofhim。Hewasamanofsuchrigidrefinement,thathewouldhavestarvedratherthanhavedinedwithoutawhiteneckcloth。Once,whenjustfromcollege,andwhenHorrocksthebutlerbroughthimaletterwithoutplacingitpreviouslyonatray,hegavethatdomesticalook,andadministeredtohimaspeechsocutting,thatHorrockseveraftertrembledbeforehim;
thewholehouseholdbowedtohim:LadyCrawley’scurl-
paperscameoffearlierwhenhewasathome:SirPitt’smuddygaitersdisappeared;andifthatincorrigibleoldmanstilladheredtootheroldhabits,heneverfuddledhimselfwithrum-and-waterinhisson’spresence,andonlytalkedtohisservantsinaveryreservedandpolitemanner;andthosepersonsremarkedthatSirPittneversworeatLadyCrawleywhilehissonwasintheroom。