NotI!ThereinthatgreatpileofVictorianarchitecturethelandlordsandthelawyers,thebishops,therailwaymenandthemagnatesofcommercegotoandfro——intheirincurabletraditionofcommercialisedBladesovery,ofmeretriciousgentryandnobilitysoldforriches。Ihavebeennearenoughtoknow。TheIrishandtheLabour-menrunaboutamongtheirfeet,makingafuss,effectinglittle,they’vegotnobetterplansthatIcansee。Respectitindeed!There’sacertainparaphernaliaofdignity,butwhomdoesitdeceive?TheKingcomesdowninagiltcoachtoopentheshowandwearslongrobesandacrown;andthere’sadisplayofstoutandslenderlegsinwhitestockingsandstoutandslenderlegsinblackstockingsandartfuloldgentlemeninermine。IwasremindedofonecongestedafternoonI
hadspentwithmyauntamidstaclusterofagitatedwomen’shatsintheRoyalGalleryoftheHouseofLordsandhowIsawtheKinggoingtoopenParliament,andtheDukeofDevonshirelookinglikeagorgeouspedlarandterriblyboredwiththecapofmaintenanceonatraybeforehimhungbyslingsfromhisshoulder。A
wonderfulspectacle!
Itisquaint,nodoubt,thisEngland——itisevendignifiedinplaces——andfullofmellowassociations。Thatdoesnotalterthequalityoftherealitiestheserobesconceal。Therealitiesaregreedytrade,baseprofit——seeking,boldadvertisement;andkingshipandchivalry,spiteofthiswearingoftreasuredrobes,areasdeadamongitallasthatcrusadermyunclechampionedagainstthenettlesoutsidetheDuffieldchurch。
Ihavethoughtmuchofthatbrightafternoon’spanorama。